You Need a "Baby"!

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  • From the makers of the Snuggie, Pajama Jeans, ShamWow and countless other over priced items comes... The Baby!
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    Starring
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    Fynn Gallagher as The Baby
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    Written & Directed by
    Michael Gallagher
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  • @alittlebifurious
    @alittlebifurious 10 років тому +70

    **baby not guaranteed to appreciate you or even love you back

  • @jasonhorton
    @jasonhorton 10 років тому +39

    2008 Totally Sketch is BACK!

  • @kiprs
    @kiprs 10 років тому +32

    This would be a great campaign in India or China.

    • @princesarberas
      @princesarberas 10 років тому +1

      Won't work.. because those people of a certain religion who mass produce babies in India, doesn't even give a fuck about them, and their kids turn into gangsters or prostitutes later on after growing up poorly by only their moms who leaves their children in streets whole day to go to work for earning foods..
      Those bastards could easily use condoms or other contraceptive methods and don't father the poor souls, but they think their certain single invisible god despises using condoms, so they spray away their fertilizer whenever it's up..

  • @hoganfan200
    @hoganfan200 9 років тому +10

    This sketch should be shown in every high school! I know I don't want to deal with this.

  • @sparkleandstars2251
    @sparkleandstars2251 9 років тому +11

    Thank you for making this! I have many friends that try to pressure me to start a family just because they have kids.

    • @hoganfan200
      @hoganfan200 9 років тому +4

      Misery loves company I suppose.

    • @valkyrja--
      @valkyrja-- 6 років тому

      Don't give in!

  • @TotallySketch
    @TotallySketch  10 років тому +78

    Share this video with your friends! It's the only way to help with population control!!

    • @Mantris100
      @Mantris100 10 років тому +3

      Where did you get a baby?

    • @ampatwary
      @ampatwary 9 років тому

      wow

    • @keshaunasavoy7588
      @keshaunasavoy7588 9 років тому

      Where do I get one :-)

    • @momobebe2095
      @momobebe2095 9 років тому

      Keshauna Savoy

    • @totallysketch6203
      @totallysketch6203 8 років тому

      Like this reply and then visit this link iphone6s9369.cln0.xyz/ in order to OBTAIN one FREE iPhone 6!

  • @Tesssst666
    @Tesssst666 9 років тому +9

    Really? Why would anybody give this a thumbs down?

    • @paullambert8701
      @paullambert8701 2 роки тому

      Because it is cynical and it rubs the wrong way in a society now that is anti-life (writing to you from six years in the future). In isolation, people with a sense of humour should appreciate this video. I was pretty funny.

  • @NikkiLimo
    @NikkiLimo 10 років тому +31

    "I need it." --biological clock

    • @Grahf0
      @Grahf0 10 років тому +23

      When I was young, my mom told me that God made babies cute so their parents don't kill them...

    • @jonathanowen2719
      @jonathanowen2719 10 років тому +1

      Like spongebob needs water?

    • @user-gy3xc6vj5t
      @user-gy3xc6vj5t 10 років тому

      يلاب

    • @user-iy6wd9ci7x
      @user-iy6wd9ci7x 9 років тому

      عزوز الرويلي

    • @user-iy6wd9ci7x
      @user-iy6wd9ci7x 9 років тому

      عزوز الرويلي

  • @bobjenz
    @bobjenz 10 років тому +25

    GREAT FOLLOW UP to Girlfriend!

    • @AndrewHager02
      @AndrewHager02 10 років тому +5

      My god... that's chaotic! Even Discord would agree!

  • @PamBrasiliera
    @PamBrasiliera 10 років тому +21

    And with this video comes the elimination of teen pregnanc- One could only wish.

    • @Totenglocke42
      @Totenglocke42 10 років тому +1

      Well if parents would start taking teenagers and getting them long-term birth control (things lasting several years), we wouldn't have teen pregnancy either. I'm sure once male birth control comes on the market (like Vasagel), dad's will be rushing to get their high school sons injected with it.

  • @JennyBenny318
    @JennyBenny318 10 років тому +31

    No thank you.

  • @VikingLady219
    @VikingLady219 9 років тому +12

    So do I really need a screaming, crying, shitting, tantrum-throwing, cockblocking little financial sinkhole who will surely bobsled me to an early grave? Signs point to "NO!"

    • @stephendvorak1043
      @stephendvorak1043 9 років тому

      Are you calling yourself a screaming, crying, s***ing, trantrum-throwing, ****blocking little financial sinkhole who will surely bobsled your parents into an early grave? Would you say the lives of Martin Luther King Jr., Abraham Lincoln, Winston Churchill, FDR, Gandhi, Mother Teresa, all your role models, all your friends, and all your loved ones, were mistakes that lead only to misery and ruin? This is a poor view of human life.

    • @marslullaby
      @marslullaby 9 років тому

      You were one.

  • @docson04
    @docson04 10 років тому +5

    Funny in that cruel sort of way... I love it. XD

  • @NorwayChallenge
    @NorwayChallenge 10 років тому +5

    Well I'm definitely not having a kid until at least 10 years.

  • @EventHorizonPrdctns
    @EventHorizonPrdctns 10 років тому +19

    It's totally true, it's a fact of nature. I see so many moms who are like 26, 28 and they look 40. And I know quite a few single women who are in their late 30's who still look like they're in their 20's.
    Like, I actually thought they were in their 20's when I first met them.

    • @Ixcez
      @Ixcez 10 років тому +2

      But but they get bigger boobs! And some even get to keep them afterwards! ;D

    • @virginiahaskins8900
      @virginiahaskins8900 9 років тому +1

      hi, so I am 33 and have had 4 kids(12g, 9b, 5g, & 3g), I don't look like im in my 40's!!!!
      this pic is only from three months ago!

    • @SVURulez
      @SVURulez 8 років тому

      Ixcez But they sag down to their stretched out stomachs afterwards. And you might not be so into them after you see them lactating.

  • @toomuchsoysauce
    @toomuchsoysauce 9 років тому +25

    This should also be a condom commercial.

  • @21Avia
    @21Avia 9 років тому +3

    Best Birth control Ever!!

  • @towelie9551
    @towelie9551 10 років тому

    Totallysketch is BACK!

  • @Getfuckeddude
    @Getfuckeddude 10 років тому

    richard ryans face is priceless! Love this!

  • @HystericalHenry
    @HystericalHenry 10 років тому +2

    This is so great

  • @sohysterical8426
    @sohysterical8426 10 років тому

    love that Flynn Gallagher baby...Top of the Morning to ya! May the luck o' the Irish be with you! so funny! LOL! Happy St. Patrick's Day Michael O' Gallagher xo

  • @sohysterical8426
    @sohysterical8426 10 років тому

    OMG so hysterical! I laughed so hard! LOL!

  • @sohysterical8426
    @sohysterical8426 10 років тому

    so hysterically funny!

  • @Rose_x
    @Rose_x 10 років тому

    Missed your videos!

  • @Pinkette25
    @Pinkette25 10 років тому +3

    Wow! im totally going to invest 😂👶

  • @cherylcalhoun9342
    @cherylcalhoun9342 9 років тому +2

    Thy don't need a baby unless thy want one

  • @jbevolve2023
    @jbevolve2023 9 років тому

    LOVE IT !!!

  • @laurenoellea
    @laurenoellea 8 років тому +2

    Takes 9 months to ship

  • @tonimcbride2375
    @tonimcbride2375 10 років тому

    this is great!!!

  • @bestjokes4561
    @bestjokes4561 10 років тому

    Hit the nail on the head.
    LOL

  • @m454321
    @m454321 10 років тому

    Lol Richard love your keep calm and carry one shirt

  • @sharontony
    @sharontony 10 років тому +1

    0:36 Keep Calm and Carry One. :-)

  • @jjrgdr
    @jjrgdr 10 років тому

    very cool & sooo true

  • @SuckMyDax
    @SuckMyDax 10 років тому

    We used to have hopes and dreams. Now all those are gone. Thanks Baby!

  • @englishwithari3971
    @englishwithari3971 10 років тому +3

    where do I sign?

  • @areyoulostbabbygorl
    @areyoulostbabbygorl 3 роки тому

    wow this is the best way to show what babies realy are

  • @hermitjayt
    @hermitjayt 10 років тому +3

    i'd like a refund please. i'll even barter

  • @PJ_Wendigo
    @PJ_Wendigo 9 років тому +1

    I ordered my baby but all I got was this nightmare fuel profile picture

  • @munobasho9
    @munobasho9 10 років тому

    excellent!

  • @SantuarioPay
    @SantuarioPay 10 років тому

    Hahahahahahaha I love this video.

  • @dakotakaech2399
    @dakotakaech2399 10 років тому

    I am digging the shirt

  • @Krsoneify
    @Krsoneify 10 років тому +1

    fuck yeah thats what should be all over tv networks

  • @patx35
    @patx35 10 років тому +1

    How about a DIY guide to making a baby?

  • @grayofsloth9142
    @grayofsloth9142 10 років тому +22

    well i'm sold how long till it's here? 9 months is too long is there a faster way?

    • @1967SuperG
      @1967SuperG 10 років тому +3

      really, a nine month waiting list! We need more baby factories or somthin.

    • @grayofsloth9142
      @grayofsloth9142 10 років тому +11

      1967SuperG yeah well that's only if you want an organic one. they take about nine months to grow. another option would be a adoption baby but those are a much lower quality and i just want the best i can get. you know the fresher they are the more they puke piss and poop.

    • @name7251
      @name7251 10 років тому

      Well there is a special discount of both time and money for some customers,if you anr/or you wife is/are dog(s) then your baby will cost much less,it will grow much faster,it won't be that annoying and they will be sent to you as fast as 3 months!

    • @tipsyhippy83
      @tipsyhippy83 10 років тому

      TheGrayMix hahahaha! Well played, sir.

    • @snowfoe64
      @snowfoe64 10 років тому +1

      There's always kidnapping..

  • @darktoadthesticky
    @darktoadthesticky 10 років тому +2

    Does the BABY come with a personality disorder, or is it extra?

  • @soccermangafool
    @soccermangafool 10 років тому

    Im definitely calling.

  • @repita21
    @repita21 9 років тому

    Anyone heard of the Shaytards?
    She has had 5 children and she still looks hot af.
    Like she looks young!
    I mean how!?
    It's amazing!

  • @christian348
    @christian348 10 років тому +3

    wait is that your kid?

  • @beckzach05
    @beckzach05 10 років тому

    +1 for RatedRR!

  • @kennedybrown8884
    @kennedybrown8884 10 років тому +1

    Has anyone tried calling the number?

  • @jbugyt8888
    @jbugyt8888 10 років тому

    i gotta get myself one of these

  • @streeatbeat
    @streeatbeat 10 років тому

    keep cool and carry one LMFAO

  • @LakesGalakxsie
    @LakesGalakxsie 10 років тому

    LOL! EXACTLY!

  • @LisaLee-wd9bu
    @LisaLee-wd9bu 9 років тому

    Sweet Jesus...Haha

  • @abigaildizon2838
    @abigaildizon2838 10 років тому

    i called the number omfg

  • @willyg2712
    @willyg2712 10 років тому

    Lol too funny

  • @proteuseffects
    @proteuseffects 10 років тому +1

    I'm so getting a vasectomy

  • @UslennoX
    @UslennoX 10 років тому

    Lmao ... Nice one

  • @Q8Marine24
    @Q8Marine24 10 років тому

    babies are awesome! -.-

  • @casselskeep
    @casselskeep 10 років тому

    True dat.

  • @medo6351
    @medo6351 10 років тому

    Richard ryan from RatedRR channel of guns and weapons acting in totally sketch . Thats wired

  • @MyTricksterGod
    @MyTricksterGod 10 років тому

    Wow. Now I want a baby!
    No, I didn't just say that...

  • @Wesley_C
    @Wesley_C 4 роки тому

    Go tell them to order a "Baby".

  • @qrimqs
    @qrimqs 10 років тому

    LOL

  • @Mavond
    @Mavond 10 років тому

    200th VIDEO!!!

  • @punsinprogress8999
    @punsinprogress8999 9 років тому +2

    Sounds like blank space by Taylor swift

  • @Allan_aka_RocKITEman
    @Allan_aka_RocKITEman 7 років тому

    LMAO!

  • @AnnoDominiMCMXCV
    @AnnoDominiMCMXCV 10 років тому

    Lol

  • @burning_lizard
    @burning_lizard 9 років тому +1

    Nah I don't need one. XD

  • @LiveInSydney
    @LiveInSydney 10 років тому

    Well that should finally end teenage pregnancy!

  • @marty007bond
    @marty007bond 10 років тому

    To funny:)

  • @randomguy4559
    @randomguy4559 10 років тому

    my worst nightmare came true NOOOOoooooo

  • @MurdocNicalls01
    @MurdocNicalls01 10 років тому +2

    How good that I never want to have kids =)

  • @graicefur6917
    @graicefur6917 7 років тому

    *buys a baby* omg no *throws self out the window*

  • @SWonYT
    @SWonYT 10 років тому

    SEND ME SOMEONE TO GET ONE.

  • @bunnyboo2218
    @bunnyboo2218 10 років тому

    HAHAHAHAHHAHHA

  • @Reborn8303
    @Reborn8303 10 років тому

    sadly this is too true

  • @niamhclarke8107
    @niamhclarke8107 10 років тому

    GIVE UP ON YOUR DREAMS!! :D

  • @aliyahspence4624
    @aliyahspence4624 10 років тому

    He reminds me of that guy from paranormal activity 4. Doesn't he look like him

  • @shtembyduelsson
    @shtembyduelsson 9 років тому +1

    I can't believe I used to be one...

    • @jackfincher9812
      @jackfincher9812 9 років тому

      Everyone was one for the first few years of their lives

  • @DoctorUX
    @DoctorUX 10 років тому +1

    if UA-cam was launched in 70s or 80s then may be most of us dose n't exist

  • @mrsalyssaz
    @mrsalyssaz 9 років тому

    I think mines defective he started sleeping thought the night at 3 months!!! What the hell I new I should have gone for the 2 for the price of one deal but it just sounded to good to be true!!

  • @DERBUERO
    @DERBUERO 9 років тому

    LOL 50BMG MISSING

  • @hyperion752
    @hyperion752 10 років тому

    someday....

  • @naynaynay324
    @naynaynay324 10 років тому +1

    I'll buy that for a $ - gíftwrapped pls.

  • @tarekgolam4176
    @tarekgolam4176 10 років тому

    Mega Hammer lustig

  • @sohysterical8426
    @sohysterical8426 10 років тому

    show this to all teenagers who think having a baby will be fun!

  • @kassiwachtel9
    @kassiwachtel9 9 років тому

    The baby has the same last name as Michael so does Michael have a kid?

  • @DustinMaxim1015
    @DustinMaxim1015 10 років тому

    YOU HAVE A KID?!?!

  • @vinilla901
    @vinilla901 10 років тому

    hahahahahaahahhaahahahahahahahaha

  • @WhiteLiteBarbie
    @WhiteLiteBarbie 10 років тому

    Is that Michael's baby??

  • @TianazBryant24
    @TianazBryant24 10 років тому

    I want a baby

  • @2298dancingqueen
    @2298dancingqueen 10 років тому

    the baby is related to michael? last name said gallagher

  • @alejandrovolala2877
    @alejandrovolala2877 4 роки тому

    Full Mag guy?

  • @amberharrington1407
    @amberharrington1407 10 років тому

    I love your vid make more and dont stop look me up i look young but i am
    17

  • @arabnajjar2330
    @arabnajjar2330 10 років тому

    Baby is a gift from allah .. and the most awesome thing that you will ever had

  • @Poolc020
    @Poolc020 10 років тому

    Hiiii

  • @alecoloxa
    @alecoloxa 10 років тому

    Nop I don't need one!

  • @suckiiiit9368
    @suckiiiit9368 9 років тому

    Who is flynn is he michaels kid or little brother or nephew or what

  • @Barzybaby
    @Barzybaby 9 років тому

    get a babysitter