TANK MECHANIC SIMULATOR IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS - We broke the game...
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- Опубліковано 8 вер 2024
- So today we are visiting a brand new release which probably was not on your radar. It is tank mechanic simulator! Hardly the most exciting game given that the core game play loop is buying tank parts and finding where they fit on a real life tank. It has a long grind and no BRITISH TANKS! For those reasons the spiffing brit today sets himself about exploiting and glitching the game to really destroy the game developers fantastic design and amazing simulator game. No longer are we playing a relatively impoverished tank mechanic! With the assistance of spiffingbrit to break the game we have now created the best and most overpowered tank mechanic who has infinite money thanks to an infinite money glitch! Thank goodness for these video game exploits.
So sit back and watch as the spiffing brit tests to see if Tank Mechanic Simulator is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits or if the Infinite gold glitch is broken and overpowered!!!
This video game exploit video will be jam packed with a best bits funny moments montage style of editing similar to that of Valefisk, Robbaz and RTgame. So sit back relax and grab a cup of tea to enjoy with the spiffing brit!
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Title: TANK MECHANIC SIMULATOR IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS - We broke the game...
#Funny #Exploit #Montage
I say we petition the devs to add in The Spiffing Brit's Little Willy, who's with me?
@@thespiffingbrit Willy
@@thespiffingbrit Willy
Weiner
@@infiniteannus3389 pp
@@thespiffingbrit willy
Unintentionally finding a glitch.
Spiffing: "I'll call that a happy accident ."
@@Lava_IsMe a
Bonus exploit.
3:36
*"They put me in this game, I'm going to exploit it."*
No one put you in there Spiff. You just broke in.
My headcannon is that Spiff breaks into the HQ of the dev team to find the exploits and airs them out as a sick game to get his kicks
Comatose he never gets caught due to the power of Yorkshire Tea.
@@SorowFame As a Brit who drinks Yorkshire Tea I can confirm that it grants superpowers such as invisibility and being calm in any adverseity.
Bob Martin Alas, if only I were British, then I could truly enjoy Yorkshire Tea.
Spiff: *exploits tank mechanic simulator out of spite because it doesn’t have British tanks*
Alternate Universe Spiff: *exploits tank mechanic simulator because it HAS British tanks, so he would have enough to re-establish The British Empire*
Classic Spiff…
Also British tanks include built-in tea brewers!
Don't you mean British Empire 2 Electric Boogaloo?
I think most modern tanks have appliances to that effect, I think it’s just a madder of how you use them.
@@muffinman4515 Possibly, but only the great British tanks have tea brewing facilities deliberately and purposefully built in. It's because our tank crews kept getting out of their tanks to brew a cuppa, and... getting shot because they weren't inside their tanks.
You mean the "Boiling vessel"
0:49 ...and fantastic British adventures across the world using tanks
*shows M1 Abrams*
chomberlain
You beat me to it!
The system the M1 uses is British. And he said it was used in tanks across the world.
Close enough
@@CurryFeatures it has a USMC logo on it. could've at least showed an all British tank.
It physically hurt me when you tried to go up the hill in 4th instead of 1st
you aren't selecting gears, you're just choosing how much throttle you're giving/top speed
it's kinda dissapointing
but not enough to kill you unfortunately
Literally any tank: *turns a corner*
KV-2: Your free trial of being alive has ended.
*outruns KV-2's horrendous turret traverse speed*
@@feddyvonwigglestein3481 IF you survive the first shot...
@@ricane00 and if you do you have like 30 seconds to run away or counterattack
Just pray that the crew hasn't sent enough dissidents to the gulag for the dead hand of Stalin himself to guide their shots. Or that they took the time to aim, either works :D
Or just be a small speedy AMX french tank and avoid beiing hit all together.
Oh dear Spiff. You've done it again
The best thing is if you make a *quiz* and 99% of the time spent is debugging...
@@thespiffingbrit fans: "oh dear, oh dear, gorgeous"
Devs: "YOU FUCKING DONKEY"
@@bigmanguyfella9386 hahaha, great reference
@@thespiffingbrit I bet devs watch your videos in order to see if they missed any bugs.
@@budmeister Hopefully they do..... World needs more The Spiffing Brit
“British tanks never break down”
Cough cough Crusader cough Churchill cough Chieftain
*SEVERE COUGHING FOR SEVERAL MINUTES*
I don't think u get the joke mate
Watch out for the corona m8. You should contact your local hygienic station.
I thought the Churchill was fairly reliable in comparison to most tanks of the time?
@@alephkasai9384 No, but it was definitely better than the german panzers, yes.
@@Xtoxinlolinecronomicon Not necessarily the german panzers in general. The Panzer II + III + StuG were pretty reliable. The Panzer IV was fairly good too. It was mostly the later tanks like the Panther and the Tiger that had such bad reliability issues.
I just came here to say that in a recent wired interview, Patrick Stewart says his favorite tea is Yorkshire Gold.
Game: *Doesn't include british tanks, because they never break*
The Spiffing Brit: *suffering from success*
British Tanks Never Break!
(Nudges the Cromwell behind a wall)
Maybe not but they were always pathetically under gunned.
techmarine83 The firefly and the crusader would like to have a word with you
@@techmarine83 except for literally every British tank ever that has superior firepower to almost anything the Germans or Russians had in comparison.
Yes, let's ignore the disaster that was the Chieftan.
"British tanks don't even break down" you know what they say about old British engines: if there ain't no oil under em, there ain't no oil in em
Oh man, that is hilarious
Bit like Land Rovers really, but they don't leak oil, they sweat power.
*Developers trying to figure out how to prevent someone from exploiting them:* we won't include British Tanks, that'll do it.
*Yorkshire Tea anonymously advises Spiffing Brit of the situation.*
Spiffing Brit: Dread it. Run from it. Exploits still arrives.
Actually, in the asset viewer, there is a British tank section, so they’ll probably add them later
and they have. the Little Willie, the Vickers E and the Churchill 3 AVRE are now in, Spiffing Brit
Spiff: "Reminds me of beautiful British tanks!"
Also Spiff: *Shows picture of Colonialist Traitor tank of the USMC*
"glorious British tanks"
>shows an M1 Abrams
Whats the time stamp? Sure it wasnt a chieftan?
well, TECHNICALY its british
@@BOGSNIPERfromPS3 0:48
M1 has been licensed around the globe for foreign military aid. Japan even has their own variant made by Mitsubishi.
@@BOGSNIPERfromPS3 7 road wheels, definitely an M1. Challenger 2 is the British one that looks the most like the M1, but it has 6 road wheels, and the turret is much more slab-sided.
I got an ad for "Tank Mechanic Simulator" while watching "Tank Mechanic Simulator"
Edit: i turned on the video again and again got an ad for tank Mechanic simulator
Same thingy
Aha! I've caught you in the comments section, where you least expected me. Today I DO indeed have my cup of Yorkshire Gold! You see, I heard of your sponsorship Spiff, and I also hear the Queen is quite pleased, oh yes, so in celebration, I, an American, have ordered an entire box of Yorkshire Gold for the exquisite powers it bestows. I'm taking my first sip now Spiff and, ah yes, it is indeed the drink of Knights. Well done Spiff, your Knighthood should be on its way any day now. Sir Patrick Stewart has told me he's very pleased with your choice of beverage.
Congratulations my friend, and thank you for the countless videos which have brought so much joy and laughter to my life, and many others. To your continued success.
I read this in Spiff's voice
"Dipstick makes millions, buys tiger"
0:50
"Fantastic British inventions"
Shows Abram tanks
The Chobham composite system the Abrams uses was invented by the Brits. And he did follow that statement immediately with "used across the world".
At first the Abram's used a British 105mm gun
Dat feel when you clearly don't know about the Abrams history and construction
Jordan Bailie still overall US designed, engineered, and constructed.
Notifications. On.
Video. Liked.
Sitting back and relaxed. Yes.
Saluted my mural of the Queen? Yes
Magical refilling Spiffco Mug of Yorkshire Tea Gold?. A L W A Y S
"There's no market target for this game"
*the entirety of Deutschland*: there ist where du bist wrong junge
And Sips' audience, probably.
And the girls und panzer weebs
All Wehraboos everywhere pinched themselves to ensure they're real
Da liegst du falsch, junge ;)
@@frostmoon1184 Ich lerne immer noch Deutsch (Google translated), danke
Petition to devs to hire Spiffing to test games for bugs!
*MONTHLY PAYMENT : ALL OF THE TEA IN THE WORLD*
What would you pay him after a month...
@@bigmanguyfella9386 the tea that was produced in that month
doesn't he already own all the tea in the world?
B: Time to finally see Spiff exploit the Skaven
im with you
IF you want cheese go to legend of total war there are many.
Spiff should doomsphere Ulthuan
Yes please
yes the Skaven
We are famous for our pronunciation skills:
"That's not how you pronounce it!"
"It is now."
"Ive heard it both ways"
-Spiffing Brit: This game has no target audience in the entire known universe
-Me: Helo
the spiffing Brit: I'm the best tank mechanic in the world
me: how many tanks have you mechaniced on?
spiffing Brit: none of them
The Spiffing Brit: *shows exploit*
Game: "There is another"
_"but wait, there's more!"_
Oh so much more
My vote is B!
I would love to see a grand exploit that turns the seemingly ultra-dangerous world of Warhammer into a child's toy for the player to amuse themselves with.
It's ALREADY been patched out, just tested to see if it worked on my game lol
That's what cheat engine is for!
Rt
@@JohnnyShagbot Its not an exploit if you use cheat engine.
Austin Blackburn cheats and exploits are the same thing
@@CJ_Brim actually, exploiting is using a game glitch or bug to your advantage, it is cheating, however cheating can include trainers and third party programs which are not considered exploits since they are not parts of the game
Spiff: as soon as he speaks of British tanks, he shows a Matilda II
I see you have a really great taste.
"watching like Chitty Chitty Bang Bang stumble over some roads"
Don't know why but I found that way too funny
Tanky tanky bang bang we love you! And our Tanky tanky bang bang loves us too! Our fine Panzer VI friend!
Graystillplays: Money!!!
Spiffing brit: The Gods Love me
I think the fact a 20 minute video is what you consider short is part of what keeps me coming back.
I've been wondering if there are any more exploits in Total War: Rome II that you could find. Or Civilization V.
But we also haven't seen 100 Stat Man in a while....
Video: there is one exploit how to make money.
Spif: There’s two actually
I'm so early the thumbnail is a grey square with three dots
DrEsquizoide same
"All it takes is a Dipstick" - Spiff 2020
Had to laugh at that one as well. Fairly certain that it was unintentional as that likely doesn't mean the same thing in the queen's English.
Spiffs normal day:tries to find something to remind him of past glory.
If he finds them:sips tea.
If he dosen't:
*SiPS TEA FURIOUSLY*
spiffing brit: theres no british tanks :( the devs 2 years later: we have both little willy AND a lot of british tanks
Yorkshire gold is the best thing I’ve had in my life. 👌
Biscuit brew saved my life
I never used to drink tea. Didn't care for the stuff that I'd had. One day I Googled "Best Tea" and was led to Yorkshire Gold. Now it is my hot drink of choice.
@@thespiffingbrit I thought you'd say something like "but of course it is!"
when you bring your adhd brit to work with you, and he spends the entire time parkouring and pressing buttons
Me: whatches spiffs tanksim video
UA-cam: HOW ABOUT YOU DOWNLOAD THIS TANK GAME IN THE APPSTORE?!?!
Spiff: British tanks never break down.
Meanwhile: Covenanter, Crusader, Black Prince and Chieftain would have entered the chat but broke down before they could
Canada here, the War museum in Ottawa basically did this with their main permanent exhibit :P A big rood filled with tanks and other vehicles from Canadian military history
I saw the auto-complete interview with Sir Patrick Stewart where he said he drinks Yorkshire Gold every day.
this is hard, but... "B". I chose"B"
I second that my good man
They aren't in the game because British Tanks never break so there is no need for a mechanic.
Ah yes, of course.
You're right!
It's a game about recovering lost tanks from the battlefield where they were left for 70+ years. If anything, either the British tanks were never destroyed *and* never broke down, or the WWII-era British were very big on not littering and cleaned up all their messes after the war ended.
4:20 "we didn't take over the rest of the world to speak their language!"-SovietWomble
B! Total war!
Also: jasmine tea, and also mead too.
We need reanu keeves
early squad, already know its a great video filled with tea puns
Important note about the game: Attempts were made.
Fun fact about the British tank Matilda, this tank was so good that the Axis forced always captured them every time they could, to a point that in some battles it was hard to know if that Matilda tank was friend or foe.
"british tanks dont break down"
*Covenanter would like to know your location
“I understand German, I just need someone to say it really slow.”
ALFEDEKAZEGON MEIN KAMPENVETTERANENKAFUTZ!
"Don't... Hurt me."
"I wass just assking for mein vater bottle, Englishman. Relax."
@@Aqueox Weltmeisterschaftsemifinalenqualifikationsmatsch
@@Docs4 *Weltmeisterschaftshalbfinalqualifikationsspiel
times spiff said "known universe" in the first 40 seconds: 3
3:45 The Spiffing Cat confirmed.
"glorious british tanks"
*Shows the Mathilda*
Me: *gasp* "Spiff, i am proud of you. Tis a wonderful choice."
Spiff: “British inventions”
M1a2: *Am I a joke to you?*
This is the first time I've seen a Spiffing Brit video on upload
How does he find such amazing exploits in so many games? It really sounds like a lot of work. I have never found any exploits like in his videos and I've played games for many years
google?
It is probably because you play games as intended. Shake that attitude and intend on doing unexpected things; you too will break games.
and have an auto clicker,
I watched Jingles' video on this, so I am a genius of this game...
this totally checks out. All I say is metal detector xD
Salt Mines crew represent
So, did you guys sneak out of the salt mines, or are you just on break?
Did he allow the salt miners a brief duration of wifi, or did you sneak out?
Did someone summon the Salt Mines overlord?
"Has no British tanks." *cough* sherman firefly *cough*
Andrew Watt well yes but actually no, it’s really an American tank the the boots borrowed and threw a knee gun on
just like the Grant, the Canadian ram and grizzly, and the Australian AC-1 sentinel are variations of other countries tanks with American running gear.
As part of the landed gentry I enjoyed a rather scrumptious cup of earl grey while watching this. I absolutely did not acquire said tea on offer at Morrisons, what what?!
spiff: "No British tanks? Then I will embarrass you publicly."
Skyrim, I dare Spiff to try and find an exploit or combination of exploits I haven't heard of before-
That would be impressive since skyrim exploits are so well documented since they are like 95% of the game.
@@austinblackburn8095 Yup, and I've spent my time learning just about all of them. Like the duplication glitch, or the duplication glitch, or the merchant glitch, or the other merchant glitch-
Skyrim has a lot of exploits that reuse the same name.
There's also a lot of ways to use exploits that mix and match each other well.
Like the merchant inventory glitch or the merchant chest glitch for infinite money and speech, paired with merchant reset to get one of every ingredient for the fortify resto poition, and fortify marksman poition, and fortify enchanting, then warp to whiterun (can be done anywhere with a load door but Whiterun is the most convenient I've found), do the load duplication glitch to get ingredients faster than you would ever be able to through just resetting a merchant's inventory, once you're content with how many ingredients for resto potions (20-30 potions is typically good enough), go perform the fortify resto glitch once your alchemy skill is high enough and you can get it to spiral, you can also use giant's toe, wheat and creep clusters to power level your alchemy, since you can make an infinite supply of anything as long as you have one of it, go through the resto loop, make a fortify enchanting potion, or a few of them, go enchant something with fortify alchemy, and you are now officially more powerful than Reanu Keeves, and are free to not only make the most powerful things in the game, but make an infinite number of them.
Also, you can use the load dupe to make infinite of any item, as long as you drop it and have a follower pick it up at least 3 times, since the glitch becomes more unreliable the more expensive the item you're attempting to duplicate is, but 3 is the magic number that will alway give you at least one copy, no matter if you're duplicating something that is worth millions or just one gold, I've found that dropping something 3 times will always cause the glitch to trigger, because for some reason, in Skyrim, 3=1 and 1=3.
"British inventions"
Shows an m1 abrams
I believe it is the Challenger tank that is a British tank. I might be wrong tho.
@@ZuroX92 Thats an american M1 Abrams
The M1 uses British armor
America is a British invention so... ;p
Eddie Orsi peep the USMC markings
Spiff: Ah yes, British tanks!
also Spiff: Shows an M1A1 Abrams (American)
(To his credit though, he did show a Matilda)
Got to admit. You deserved my subscription just because you introduced me to Yorkshire black tea. This stuff is fantastic!
i played it for a few hours, until i saw, you can just buy rusty parts, and repair and sell them vor lots of profits. that was the end of the game, for me.
Spiffing Brit discovers how to turn the International debt of every single country and reverses it for a profit.
16:38 Spiff... "It Just Works"
Literally playing Tank Mechanic Simulator as I found this video, glitch doesn't work any more on the latest version. Good job Spiff on reporting that bug. :) Thank you!
PS: What's a Sips? I just like mechanic games...
Watching the Yorkshire Tea saga unfolding on Twitter, i wondered if Spiff was involved. Makes me wish we had Yorkshire Tea over here in South Africa.
Clearly, he acted in a fever. Literally.
Edit: the British jokes are godsent, "I'm not exactly sure why it's bright green" is the best situational joke 2k20 so far and I couldn't stop laughing all the video long.
Is there an explanation needed for us American viewers, or is it just the Spiffing Brit being so far out of his comfort zone in this game?
I just found Yorkshire tea in my bootycall's cabinet. She's a keeper.
It’s actually surprisingly simple: someone else - 2020
Speedruns: exist
Spiff: Check out my sub 2 minute cheese% run
British tanks are gonna be included in the game soon (there are already in the game files)
"no British tanks!" Yet, Spiff, no British tanks YET
probably dlc!
Tank Mechanic Simulator, or as I called it after 40 minutes of game time, Time Wasting Simulator.
It _simulates_ wasting time? But if it's a bad simulation of that, it makes you very productive instead?
Dude, Jingles featured the game so maybe at least someone's heard about this
Dude, noone gives a fuck.
Thoth Trismegistus I don’t know if spiff is serious about this game or not, but the amount of bs he spews in this vid is ridiculous. The game isn’t made by the people from house flipper. It released a week ago, and as such isn’t complete. They’re literally on version 0.1.12. British tanks are,planned to be introduced.
@@teunw6699 They share publishing and development teams, so not sure what distinction you're making. When did he say it was complete?
@@thothtrismegistus2723 ah yes, Empyrean Games, well known to be degenerals? He didn't say it was complete, but he's bashing the game a lot, which I don't like.
I've been drinking Yorkshire gold. Bought a bag of loose leaf for the first time about a month ago and it's a nice flavor and a good buzz, but only if I don't steep it any longer than 2 or 3 minutes.
However, yesterday I went to a cafe and had some loose leaf Yunnan black tea and it was better than Yorkshire by far.
The leaves were bigger and looked less processed. The tea tasted better too and the feeling was better.
Yorkshire Gold loose leaf is like crumbs, like leaf dust they sweep from the bottom of the barrel
and sell as export only to Americans like me who they think won't know the difference.
I'm from Northern California, by the way. In my hometown, we have multiple local shops entirely dedicated to tea and herbalism.
@The Spiffing Brit
You just discovered a dark secret legions of professional Pentagon auditors couldn't! They gave up but you did it! *Congratulations!*
B, let's see what Nation he will brake this time XD
Total war: warhammer 2 Please! I want to know how to anoy my friend in the game :D
wait until their victory is in no doubt then dc
When you're here too early....
Ahh yes. I too love to browse the tank parts shop that has everything you need to build a Pzkpfw 4 from the ground up with no regulation, no government asking questions and no regulations of any kind!
Looks like standard Mechanic Simulator engine, bright green means all parts are at 100% repair. The economy in these games is even worse than you imagine - you might earn $6000 to fix it, but to do that you need to spend $5800 on replacement parts. Which assumes you troubleshooted the problem right and bought the right parts. It's quite possible to run your shop into the ground and be unable to continue at all. If you buy the wrong parts you can't return them, or for only a fraction of the price, so you end up broke and can't afford to buy the right ones.
00:49 shows american tank while talking about great british tanks
He says British Invention as the abhrams comes up.
because great British tanks do not exist
@@ryankl1984 centurion was a great tank at it's time
Well let's be fair the first M1s had the Challenger armour and the Leopard 2 gun so it wasn't all that American to begin with.
Also what is up with the Yankee obsession with M1, why is everything and its mother a M1 in the American Army ?
@@clothar23 Why isn't it?
*PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT*
"Remember to be drinking your warm cups of tea!"
Well that would be possible with a British Tank as they have tea making facilities in them.
Um I'm unable to, but I'll have to resort to soup instead ( I get heavily nauseated by tea - especially green tea ={ ... But in my soul I'll be appreciating the tea reminder!)
Kv2 was terrible: laughs in drunk Russian bias
And yet in the real world it's claim to fame was as a momentary roadblock for a bunch of early Panzer IVs and Panzer 3s. And getting dropped by the Red Army harder than non alcoholic vodka.
Дгвџфвфџвбфџцџџфг
Ова не е руски ja twat
Дгвџфвфџвбфџцџџфг
Ова не е руски ja twat
Violently ignores the battle of Raseiniai
@@clothar23 Imagine getting cucked by a Pz. III. Jajaja
-This post is brought to you by Panzer Ace gang
A friend told me about this video and the lack of British Tanks - that's because they never break down. Confirmed by Spiff! ++ Would Tea again. Thanks Spiff
No BRITTISH TANKS?!? I nearly spat out my tea! But that would have been a waste! Please Yorkshire Tea, please sponsor this spiffing chap! Make his day like he makes this communities with his exploits and superior brittishness!
Thank you for the smashing videos chap 😊 also I would like to vote for skyrim and the adventures of reeanu keeves!
This logic is a perfectly balanced logic with no exploits:
Tank mechanic implies tanks as a whole.
Which means it contains all the tanks you can/need to repair.
Since it doesnt contain any British tanks, No British tanks are able to break.
Thus: Britain makes indestructible Tea-Tanks and has therefore stopped being an Empire out of sheer good will because it just wouldnt be fair to everybody else!
Summa Sumarum: Britain is the best.
Option D: Terraforming Mars! A steam game about competing companies trying to own and terraform the most land on Mars. It is a board game that was adapted to the computer. Bound to have quite a few bugs roaming around.
To be fair, the house flipper devs showed with house flipper that they do content updates and dlc. It may take a while, but the good old british tanks may not be too far off :D
Tank Mechanic Simulator devs: >Don't put any British tanks in the game
Spiffing Brit, with an exploit that completely breaks the game: "So, you have chosen death."
"Spiff joins Game"
-any seller ingame: "Starts sweating nervously"