A small price to pay for one of your funniest videos to date. I especially loved the attention to detail in the introductory skit with the post-its and all. Full-blown comedy short when?
@@joescott But what about YT premium? I actually pay for watching Joe Scott talk about weird penises 😆 (and not ads). Don't you get any revenue from that?
These intros are becoming more and more elaborate and I love it! At this point I'd watch a full on series about these guys who just happen to have the same face
Feels like there is some great crossover potential with Pitch Meeting here. Parallel universes, each with their own single face that everyone shares...
I love that such an incredible amount of effort went into producing such a high quality looking set and filming set up for such petty penis jokes. It's like watching Picasso paint roadside graffiti, there is a certain beauty to that!
@@joescott I know you won't see this but I'm going to try anyway, I have a question that I haven't seen anybody answer...it's about biological immortality...I understand that all of the cells in the body may be rejuvenated and genes will be edited and the whole nine yards, but how will we address the fact that neurons can be faulty no matter what age you are? Is there anyway for us to artificially generate neurons, preferably a non invasive way? Will ASI solve brain degredation and keep neurons from ever flickering out?
The eels the segment is about are completely different from the moray eels in the clips. They're in two different families and live very different lives. Moray eels don't swim up rivers and go breed in the Sargasso sea, they usually live near the coast (for example, in coral reefs) and breed there. There are exceptions, but the point is that pretty much none of the facts mentioned applied to the species being shown in the video clips.
You drew your gun faster! I was about to say the same and being the pain in the ass commentator of the week. Morenas, moray, moreias they are totally different specie
Fun Fact: When first discovered, many scientists didn't know what the males look like and it wasn't until further specimens were collect that revealed what was that weird looking lobes on the sides of female anglerfish were.
It's a hell of an existence. No digestive tract, can't eat. You're born, have to swim around like a madman hoping to find a female before you starve and die and if you do find one, you bite down into her side and never let go finally fusing and merging with her. Your entire existence dangling there, occasionally providing sperm.
This must of been a very hard subject to cover. I love how in-depth you went, you were able to fill me with knowledge and leave me satisfied with your content.
@@Tommy34Tom Not just Peter, but Peter Johnson... now I'm wondering if I still have any of those Big Johnson t-shirts that were popular in the late 90s, right up there with Co-Ed Naked
@Joe Scott , I'm sure that back track gets annoying to you (or your editors) in post, but please don't ever change it. Honestly, it helps set the mood for "serious time" in your videos and is something of a trademark. Of course without actually being trade marked. Oh, and by the way, long time fan, love the videos, you know all the rest. 🤣 Seriously though, that backtrack... it's a keeper.
After* an orgy or few later anyway, once he realised what the inspiration was really about. ;-) EDIT: Added "after" which was initially missing (cos who doesn't occasionally forget to type words).
@@joescott RECOGNITION!! NOW YOU KNOW I EXIST MEANING OUR FATES AND DESTINIES CROSSED PATHS YOU CAN NEVER REVERSE THIS I EXIST IN YOUR CANON NOW MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I really love the acting and little skits you do. Honestly it's the best part of every video. Hope you do much much more of it in the future. Thanks for all the information AND laughs. Your content is truly invaluable.
The first time I ever seen pigs mate was when we put a new female pig in with several male pigs we had in a pin. Joe was EXACTLY right about nature being kinda rapey, I felt bad for the female pig as they were VERY rough with her. They basically cornered her and took turns as soon as one was done he'd take the place of one of the other males to keep her hemmed in. It was rough to see. A funny part about it was that about the 3rd or 4th male in must have been very excited by everything, because as he was getting aboard, his spiral penis came out and corkscrewed in and out of the sheath before he was ever in. The poor guy never got in before he "finished" and he shot the guy standing next to me from about 10' away. The guy next to me was covered in piggy juice and it was hilarious.
@@framegrace1 I know they used to use racoons penises for toothpicks after being dried, but I have never heard of that with pigs. That pretty interesting.
I read this title and all I could think of was the, "How long does a severed head stay conscious?" video. Curious to see if this one captures the audience's attention in the same way.
I was sure it would be demonetized. Surprisingly it hasn't been (yet) but the views so far are very, very low. Sexual/scatalogical stuff always underperforms for me.
@@joescott Yet, you approach these topics with a subtle cheekiness imbued with humor. Still, it's probably better that what appeals and does not appeal should forever remain at least a bit mysterious. Perfect predictability would, in time, leave one jaded. W
Probably some of the best transitions and flow of content that you've delivered. I was really thinking that I was not going to get very far on a video about a bunch of dicks, but color me surprised! Wow, I am now well endowed......with information.
Joe this has certainly been one of the most entertaining videos you have made! The opening skit is pure comedic genius, however your facial expressions when discussing duck penises almost killed me from laughter! Excellent video! Keep up the good work!
When I first saw this video title I assumed it was from one of the channels with all sorts of lists about stuff, definitely wasn't expecting it to be a Joe Scott video! Glad it was though because that made it all the better, and that skit at the beginning was perfect!
That title [after the intro] stayed there just long enough to make me question why I was continuing to stare at it. I love subtle comedy like that and you, sir, are exceptionally good at it.
Honestly, I wanted to have him watching something really stupid like furries twerking or something but it was pointed out to me that I might get in trouble for showing other people's content so I just used my own.
Because who's got the best videos for all occasions? Who's got? Joe's got.... .... (like ... Joe Scott... Joe's got... get it? Because it sound simi* PUNCHED FROM THE SIDE * )
Great video first of all! I have a point to knitpick though: Many of the images of eels were actually of moray eels which are very different from the eels that you were talking about. They have a very different life cycle and most species live their entire lives in oceans, f.ex. on tropical reefs.
This was without question the best video you have ever done!!!! I will have to add this to my "happy video list", which is a list I use when I am feeling down, and need a bit of a good feeling to start my day.
Joe, can you do a show with an explanation of why drained or near-drained battery will bounce higher than a fully charged one? I saw this demonstrated on another UA-cam channel but he didn't want to explain why it happens. Fascinating!
It happens due to resistance. It gets harder for electrons to move proportionally to temperature increase. U can check supercapacitors topic🔋 Battery when charging heats up increasing resistance in the process. Think of it like little balls swinging from side to side. Less crowded faster they move. More packed It gets the harder to find the last free spots. 🙃 They end up rubbing themselves, causing heat and loosing some of the original energy. Cheers and hope you can forgive this simplified story. It's deliberate to keep it fascinatingly easy to imagine :) 😀
Only 2:30 in so far, but had to stop to say that the quality of that skit and the acting in it.... ah... *finger kiss gesture* bellissimo! You're really knocking it out of the park this year brother, keep it up!
I really appreciate the efforts in terms of worldbuilding for the opening bit! Not everyone has a windowed door with "penis designer" written on it on hand!
Joe you have one helluva creative mind and imagination. Your videos are original. You make my Mondays. These creatures in your video are still getting more sex than me. Suddenly i feel depressed.
Most people with penises have 3-5 erections every night, mostly during REM sleep. This is also called “nocturnal penile tumescence,” and it’s still not clear why it happens. One theory is that it might help prevent bed wetting: An erection inhibits urination.
Could be, but then do females wet the bed more than males? 🤔 I always figured it's a maintenance function to keep the plumbing in working order for when you want to use it.
@@gatsby66 probably much simpler, during rem cycle, the brain is very active, either because we actually dream or for some other reasons (it is considered part of the maintenance of the brain, like a defrag or something similar), so we might just have some memories triggered which force the body for the obvious reaction of the obvious memory.
A question about that is if you have a wet dream how do you end up up ejaculating without any stimulation? I've noticed these dreams seem to be very realistic like you are actually experiencing the act of sex like your brain creates its own virtual reality. I've always been too embarrassed to research it.
@@antonycharnock2993 Idk about that. I'd expect a person sleeping to be able to coordinate at least a little hip action. At least when that (rarely) happened to me I was a humpty fella so to speak.
Great video... I may be wrong (since info out there is sparse at best) but maybe don't show so many moray eels when talking about about a whole different species that reproduce in very different ways.
Wait, morays do it differently? Hm... I just know they have a second set of jaw after their jaws so I don't wanna know how/if they do orally pleasure each other
Videos like this remind me that I love how weird and great science can be at once. Your intro was fantastic and those shots/lighting equally excellent. You’re awesome!
“Cryptic female choice” and “os genitalia” is the explanation for coyote penises. Which is actually less interesting than coyote clitoris(clitoria?). Which can selectively push out, quite literally, undesirable male sperm. They’re also not nearly the only ones.
I have been the witness of garden slugs mating once in my life. I live in the Pacific Northwest of u.s. and it is so wet here most of the time I am surprised I haven't seen it more often. Anyway, it is the craziest thing. I felt like I was watching animal planet or something. They are asexual, so they have to do it twice, giving each participant the opportunity to "be on top" so to speak. They wrap themselves around one another that is akin to a boa constrictor suffocating its prey. My god it was bizarre. THEN , after they parted in a sluggish manner and had a slug cigarette, a few moments later they CHARGED at each other and I assume took the alternate position to complete a second encounter. Holy cow you have never imagined slugs could move so fast!! Who knew? 'Sluggish' no longer has its original meaning to me!. Anyway after this national geographic moment they went on their separate ways, casting nary a glance toward their former mate. No love lost it would seem. You would have to watch it personally to understand the level of strangeness of this performance, albeit perfectly natural. You can't un-see it. It was in the 90s. No handy cell cameras then. 👍 Also at that same location we watched the life cycle of ladybugs. Another totally bizaaro thing. Not what we expected at all.
Very cool! They're technically not asexual, they're hermaphrodites. That's more like double-sexual because each of them is both sexes at once. In other news, IIRC certain slug species shoot love darts into the body of their partner before they get started. Apparantly slugs think getting stabbed is the hottest thing ever.
@@bramvanduijn8086 wow. Love darts. Thanks for correcting me on that terminology anyway. I'm not exactly a scientist, just more of an aware observer. 👍
6:20 fun fact (maybe not so fun in this case) the duck males raping females occurs more often thanks to our influence - because we feed ducks leftover bread. It goes something along these lines: bread is unnatural food for ducks - it gives them a huge energy boost for a short time, leading to more male ducks raping females, even until the point of death. Please don't feed wild birds bread, it is very bad for their natural development. P.S. if you are reading this, whoever you are, stop tossing your old bread out on the parking lot next to my building. It attracts sea-gulls at 5:00 AM!!! Those effers are loud.
Hi Joe, What an interesting show! That corporate office at the beginning seemed real! How did you do that? Wow. Also the Argonaut octopus with his detachable penis made me think about a cybernetic future where small robotic drones could be the torpedo! I won't go into detail! Nature IS awesome! Thanks for showing some of her most interesting parts. 👍
His second sea slug skit (researcher talking to his spouse) actually made me wonder and Google about gay rights in Japan. The result was disappointing.
It was in a coworking space that we rented for the day so it was an actual office. (And yes, we actually put "Peter Johnson, Penis Designer" on the door. There were many weird looks as people walked by.)
Ive watched a ton of these intros and you're a really funny comedy actor! I heard you tried to get into the film industry, did you ever try comedy acting?
Hey Joe, love your shows; please keep 'em coming. If you're looking for a subject let me offer a mystery that perhaps you've also encountered. The question is: why do long mic or headphone cords or extensions keep entangling themselves, constantly wrapping around themselves corkscrew-like even after repeated active attempts to untwist them? It happens no matter how thick or thin the cords are, and even after letting them hang loosely for several days to allow them to "unwind" on their own due to gravity. It's a little thing, but it's kind of driving me nuts, as I always wear headphones when online at home so I can increase the volume to whatever I want any time of day or night without worrying if I'm disturbing my neighbors, and I am always re-straightening out the cord even though I consciously try to not add to it's twisting when I'm walking around my apartment. Have you encountered this phenomenon yourself with all the cable connections you must have in your studio set-up? If so, have you figured out why this happens and/or how to keep it from happening? Any insight would be helpful. And again, great work with your channel(s) output.
Lots of shady deals here on UA-cam true....Got into trading with a Genuine trader introduce to me by my friend....Mr Dave Javens he's a nice man and did wonders with my portfolios
I recommend the book "Phallacy" by Emily Willingham for those who want to know more about the possible forms of Tab A and Slot B in the natural world. Special shout out for the "Ah Munna Eat Choo!" Tshirt!!!
Dude, you've got some skills on you, that timing in that bit where your probably just talking to thin air bouncing of some imagination of yourself, oh that cracked me up so naturally man
As expected, this video got demonetized. I've changed the thumbnail a few times hoping to fix that so apologies for any confusion out there.
Nudibranchs are my favourite. Oops! Their name is gonna get you demonetized again.
I really enjoyed this video. There is no reason I wouldn't show to a kid that loves bugs
That original thumbnail was jokes. Good job.
I hope UA-cam makes sense. I want them to bring back dislikes. If you are able to get at least 2 dislikes on a vid, you know someone was being salty
A small price to pay for one of your funniest videos to date. I especially loved the attention to detail in the introductory skit with the post-its and all. Full-blown comedy short when?
One thing Joe's really good at: getting de-monetized for the sake of our entertainment. =)
Pretty much yeah.
You would think it’s because it gets explicit but it’s actually because Joe mentioned the science of there only being 2 sex’s and that’s transphobic
@@joescott But what about YT premium? I actually pay for watching Joe Scott talk about weird penises 😆 (and not ads). Don't you get any revenue from that?
@@nessidoe8080 bump, I'm curious about that too.
@@nessidoe8080 x2
These intros are becoming more and more elaborate and I love it! At this point I'd watch a full on series about these guys who just happen to have the same face
Reminds me of the Half-Life video game.
They could call it "Being Joe Scott"...
Here I was thinking I was alone on this one!
I LOVE IT!
yep maybe Joe's best video so far
Feels like there is some great crossover potential with Pitch Meeting here. Parallel universes, each with their own single face that everyone shares...
"this is a subject that goes deep"
That one finally killed me. I kept a straight face until that line 😂
lmao I didn't make it past "ducks don't do scissors"
Hey let's behave like professionals!
8:::::::::::::::D --- ---
@@Feefa99 I got a chuckle after hitting "show more" and it did ;) and now it says show less. I got a laugh out of that.
Same 🤣
I love that such an incredible amount of effort went into producing such a high quality looking set and filming set up for such petty penis jokes. It's like watching Picasso paint roadside graffiti, there is a certain beauty to that!
You had me at Picasso.
@@joescott keep up the amazing work!
@@joescott You had me at penis.
@@joescott I know you won't see this but I'm going to try anyway, I have a question that I haven't seen anybody answer...it's about biological immortality...I understand that all of the cells in the body may be rejuvenated and genes will be edited and the whole nine yards, but how will we address the fact that neurons can be faulty no matter what age you are? Is there anyway for us to artificially generate neurons, preferably a non invasive way? Will ASI solve brain degredation and keep neurons from ever flickering out?
The eels the segment is about are completely different from the moray eels in the clips. They're in two different families and live very different lives. Moray eels don't swim up rivers and go breed in the Sargasso sea, they usually live near the coast (for example, in coral reefs) and breed there. There are exceptions, but the point is that pretty much none of the facts mentioned applied to the species being shown in the video clips.
I’ve found the marine biologist!
You drew your gun faster! I was about to say the same and being the pain in the ass commentator of the week. Morenas, moray, moreias they are totally different specie
@@bertilhatt Close- I'm just a biologist, not a marine biologist :P
🎼 When the moon hits your eyes like a big-a pizza pie that's a moray... 🎵🎶
@@TheCimbrianBull wrong it's ""When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your feet That's A' morray!""
Fun Fact:
When first discovered, many scientists didn't know what the males look like and it wasn't until further specimens were collect that revealed what was that weird looking lobes on the sides of female anglerfish were.
true beta males
Understandable.
A video on animal penises and no mention of the Icelandic Phallological museum. "Insert GoT shamewalk here"
It's a hell of an existence. No digestive tract, can't eat. You're born, have to swim around like a madman hoping to find a female before you starve and die and if you do find one, you bite down into her side and never let go finally fusing and merging with her. Your entire existence dangling there, occasionally providing sperm.
@@TheNuclearGeek >>> After the year 2020, that does NOT sound so awful...😊
This must of been a very hard subject to cover. I love how in-depth you went, you were able to fill me with knowledge and leave me satisfied with your content.
Oh my god can't hold it anymore this comment... lol!!!
This comment needs to rise up.
I love the skits you do at the start of vids like this. Not the only thing to love about the channel but they always get a chuckle outta me
Ooh, thanks, that reminded me I still haven't watched the Intropalooza of 2021. :)
My favorite part is that the fellas name at the beginning is named Peter.
Thanks, that means a lot. I'm really hoping to do one of those a month this year.
@@Tommy34Tom Not just Peter, but Peter Johnson... now I'm wondering if I still have any of those Big Johnson t-shirts that were popular in the late 90s, right up there with Co-Ed Naked
@@joescott you copied from Ryan george
@Joe Scott , I'm sure that back track gets annoying to you (or your editors) in post, but please don't ever change it. Honestly, it helps set the mood for "serious time" in your videos and is something of a trademark. Of course without actually being trade marked. Oh, and by the way, long time fan, love the videos, you know all the rest. 🤣 Seriously though, that backtrack... it's a keeper.
Joe just woke up and said “ you know what…..penises.”
And here we are 😂
After* an orgy or few later anyway, once he realised what the inspiration was really about. ;-)
EDIT: Added "after" which was initially missing (cos who doesn't occasionally forget to type words).
Pretty normal really.
@@joescott Was this in response to you waking up thinking about penises or forgetting to type a word?
Joe went DEEP on this one. Great pivot!
Joe your acting in the beginning skit is absolutely hilarious
And the coyotes' "big long...history with wolves"
Thankie!
@@joescott RECOGNITION!! NOW YOU KNOW I EXIST MEANING OUR FATES AND DESTINIES CROSSED PATHS YOU CAN NEVER REVERSE THIS I EXIST IN YOUR CANON NOW MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I really love the acting and little skits you do.
Honestly it's the best part of every video.
Hope you do much much more of it in the future.
Thanks for all the information AND laughs.
Your content is truly invaluable.
I used to work on a pig farm artificially inseminating gilts. I've seen the boars' penises and they are HUGE scary spiral things. Traumatizing lol
The first time I ever seen pigs mate was when we put a new female pig in with several male pigs we had in a pin. Joe was EXACTLY right about nature being kinda rapey, I felt bad for the female pig as they were VERY rough with her. They basically cornered her and took turns as soon as one was done he'd take the place of one of the other males to keep her hemmed in. It was rough to see. A funny part about it was that about the 3rd or 4th male in must have been very excited by everything, because as he was getting aboard, his spiral penis came out and corkscrewed in and out of the sheath before he was ever in. The poor guy never got in before he "finished" and he shot the guy standing next to me from about 10' away. The guy next to me was covered in piggy juice and it was hilarious.
On the plus side, at least boars never have to worry about opening wine-bottles.
Left to dry, they make a very hard wip/baton. We use them as a weapon here.
@@framegrace1 I know they used to use racoons penises for toothpicks after being dried, but I have never heard of that with pigs. That pretty interesting.
Holy god this comment and all the responses are brimming over with yikes.
I read this title and all I could think of was the, "How long does a severed head stay conscious?" video. Curious to see if this one captures the audience's attention in the same way.
@@elle4702 OK, not a comment you see everyday. I'm blaming this one on the genitalia jokes. Really.
I was sure it would be demonetized. Surprisingly it hasn't been (yet) but the views so far are very, very low. Sexual/scatalogical stuff always underperforms for me.
@@joescott Yet, you approach these topics with a subtle cheekiness imbued with humor. Still, it's probably better that what appeals and does not appeal should forever remain at least a bit mysterious. Perfect predictability would, in time, leave one jaded. W
@@joescott Don't worry, it happens to a lot of guys...
@@joescott Underperforming Sexual Stuff... Ah, my relationships in a nutshell.
Probably my favorite episode to date, excellent creativity
Gotta love it when the content warning comes a quarter of the way into the video, once the kids are invested and intrigued. GJ Joe, GJ. :-)
pretty sure the title alone counts as a warning
Thanks!
Probably some of the best transitions and flow of content that you've delivered. I was really thinking that I was not going to get very far on a video about a bunch of dicks, but color me surprised! Wow, I am now well endowed......with information.
Your brain is throbbing.
You are now very learned, Master Bates!
@@ZedaZ80 I see what you did there....
@@joescott nice
"they're your kids, screw them up how ever you want" may be the best line i've heard on youtube in a long time :)
I loved that, too.
Joe this has certainly been one of the most entertaining videos you have made! The opening skit is pure comedic genius, however your facial expressions when discussing duck penises almost killed me from laughter! Excellent video! Keep up the good work!
When I first saw this video title I assumed it was from one of the channels with all sorts of lists about stuff, definitely wasn't expecting it to be a Joe Scott video! Glad it was though because that made it all the better, and that skit at the beginning was perfect!
"Let's start with ducks"
Me: *flashbacks of duck warcrimes* Not the dead, please don't talk about the dead.
Your content just gets better and better
'Peter Johnson' - So appropriate and subtly hilarious! :)
And he is eating a doughnut XD
Rod Peter Johnson
Willy Pecker would've been way more hilarious. 😁
That title [after the intro] stayed there just long enough to make me question why I was continuing to stare at it. I love subtle comedy like that and you, sir, are exceptionally good at it.
I like how Peter Johnson was watching one of your videos. Even in the Penis Department they've heard of you! What a great honor!
Honestly, I wanted to have him watching something really stupid like furries twerking or something but it was pointed out to me that I might get in trouble for showing other people's content so I just used my own.
Because who's got the best videos for all occasions? Who's got? Joe's got.... .... (like ... Joe Scott... Joe's got... get it? Because it sound simi* PUNCHED FROM THE SIDE * )
For those of you out there who like to watch Joe with your kids, you might want to sit this one out. Your kids can watch this on their own🙃
THIS is the content I subscribed for!
Your videos just keep getting better and better. Keep it up, Joe!!
Joe. I really needed this video today honestly. Thank you so much haha
13:53 That is the strangest pronunciation of echidna I've ever heard.
Great video first of all!
I have a point to knitpick though: Many of the images of eels were actually of moray eels which are very different from the eels that you were talking about. They have a very different life cycle and most species live their entire lives in oceans, f.ex. on tropical reefs.
This was without question the best video you have ever done!!!! I will have to add this to my "happy video list", which is a list I use when I am feeling down, and need a bit of a good feeling to start my day.
Joe, can you do a show with an explanation of why drained or near-drained battery will bounce higher than a fully charged one? I saw this demonstrated on another UA-cam channel but he didn't want to explain why it happens. Fascinating!
@hecker oh dearest hacker why cake 🍰???
That’s really interesting!
actually relevant link: ua-cam.com/video/GVWD6YN0w0s/v-deo.html
because it's lighter???
It happens due to resistance. It gets harder for electrons to move proportionally to temperature increase. U can check supercapacitors topic🔋 Battery when charging heats up increasing resistance in the process.
Think of it like little balls swinging from side to side. Less crowded faster they move. More packed It gets the harder to find the last free spots. 🙃 They end up rubbing themselves, causing heat and loosing some of the original energy.
Cheers and hope you can forgive this simplified story.
It's deliberate to keep it fascinatingly easy to imagine :) 😀
The production quality on this is next level lfg Joe
Hey Joe ,thanks for all your videos, I really think you should make a movie or a TV show "The Joe Scotts Company" cause your acting is fantastic =)
Hehe thanks! I'd like to do more of it for sure.
@@joescott I'm here for it!
Only 2:30 in so far, but had to stop to say that the quality of that skit and the acting in it.... ah... *finger kiss gesture* bellissimo! You're really knocking it out of the park this year brother, keep it up!
Loved the video quality and acting was pretty good. I think we are ready for a TV show with Joe.
This is an episode which really deserves a sequel for an in-depth analysis.
This one is going to be among the most watched on your channel in 2022
Joe. Your awesome! Your a scientific sitcom that I hope never gets cancelled. Cheers!
It's amazing how little we know about our own oceans and their inhabitants. Fascinating stuff!
??? I thought the video was about...
Never mind.
@@simplethings3730 ...deep stuff
The quality if your skits has come a very very long way. I am glad you stuck with it
"...is this like a Seahorse situation? " Dayum, this video was hilarious. And informative. High quality.
Traumatic birthing experience. Many first-time mom hyenas actually die from trying to have a baby!
One of the funniest intro skits yet! Great episode! Thank you for all the hard work you and your team put into these.
Me yesterday: I wonder what the new joe scott will be about?
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Me today: didnt see that coming
It’ll be a hard one for Joe to beat, real stiff competitor.
wow the intro sketches are getting good Joe!!! well done
I really appreciate the efforts in terms of worldbuilding for the opening bit! Not everyone has a windowed door with "penis designer" written on it on hand!
"Peter Johnson" :D .... I would have named him Willy Johnson, but hey ;)
The production value of the intro is incredible! It could compete with triple A titles! Great video as always!
11:08 lol sexual parasites and the lil pics of their human counterparts was a nice little touch 👌🏻
Yes I had to rewind and use komma to find the frame. But still only could say a rapper was there. At least not the reaper.
Oh. I can see I'll feel that empathetical pain in the dick.
@@wernerhiemer406 I could make out Harvey Weinstein and R Kelly... i think
@@lindabakker3727 The mountain guy.
watching the TMI skit that's the intro here is what brought me to actually watch this video. Well done sir, well done
Or if you prefer: medium rare, sir, medium rare ;) ;)
Matt Ferrell didn't beat you on this topic 🎉
So much info that I didn't know that I needed to know. I am going to be such a hit at my next dinner party. Love your work Joe.
"Peter Johnson
Penis Designer"
ROFL...
Well done, Joe... laugh of the day xD
'Richard Johnson' would have also worked.
Long we go to the north. Realy.
Appreciate the avant-garde video to break the monotony. Kudos!
Joe you have one helluva creative mind and imagination. Your videos are original. You make my Mondays. These creatures in your video are still getting more sex than me. Suddenly i feel depressed.
Thanks! I want to do more sketches like this this year.
@@joescott DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!
@@joescott please do
I love the skits you do at the start of vids like this.
Most people with penises have 3-5 erections every night, mostly during REM sleep. This is also called “nocturnal penile tumescence,” and it’s still not clear why it happens.
One theory is that it might help prevent bed wetting: An erection inhibits urination.
It is always when you need a piss, so maybe
Could be, but then do females wet the bed more than males? 🤔
I always figured it's a maintenance function to keep the plumbing in working order for when you want to use it.
@@gatsby66 probably much simpler, during rem cycle, the brain is very active, either because we actually dream or for some other reasons (it is considered part of the maintenance of the brain, like a defrag or something similar), so we might just have some memories triggered which force the body for the obvious reaction of the obvious memory.
A question about that is if you have a wet dream how do you end up up ejaculating without any stimulation? I've noticed these dreams seem to be very realistic like you are actually experiencing the act of sex like your brain creates its own virtual reality. I've always been too embarrassed to research it.
@@antonycharnock2993 Idk about that. I'd expect a person sleeping to be able to coordinate at least a little hip action. At least when that (rarely) happened to me I was a humpty fella so to speak.
Wow, well done, nice continuity!
Great video... I may be wrong (since info out there is sparse at best) but maybe don't show so many moray eels when talking about about a whole different species that reproduce in very different ways.
Yeah, that's fair criticism.
Wait, morays do it differently? Hm... I just know they have a second set of jaw after their jaws so I don't wanna know how/if they do orally pleasure each other
Videos like this remind me that I love how weird and great science can be at once. Your intro was fantastic and those shots/lighting equally excellent. You’re awesome!
Whoa, first time I got notified of a video from you in a while! My feed has been so goofy lately
I'll never look at Daffy Duck the same way again.
Hoohoo!
I alway am looking forward Monday’s because of a new episode.
Thank you for making Mondays tolerable
“Cryptic female choice” and “os genitalia” is the explanation for coyote penises. Which is actually less interesting than coyote clitoris(clitoria?). Which can selectively push out, quite literally, undesirable male sperm. They’re also not nearly the only ones.
I used to skip you’re skits, and man was I missing out! Very clever writing and really good acting! Love it!!!
I have been the witness of garden slugs mating once in my life. I live in the Pacific Northwest of u.s. and it is so wet here most of the time I am surprised I haven't seen it more often.
Anyway, it is the craziest thing. I felt like I was watching animal planet or something. They are asexual, so they have to do it twice, giving each participant the opportunity to "be on top" so to speak.
They wrap themselves around one another that is akin to a boa constrictor suffocating its prey. My god it was bizarre. THEN , after they parted in a sluggish manner and had a slug cigarette, a few moments later they CHARGED at each other and I assume took the alternate position to complete a second encounter. Holy cow you have never imagined slugs could move so fast!! Who knew? 'Sluggish' no longer has its original meaning to me!.
Anyway after this national geographic moment they went on their separate ways, casting nary a glance toward their former mate. No love lost it would seem.
You would have to watch it personally to understand the level of strangeness of this performance, albeit perfectly natural. You can't un-see it.
It was in the 90s. No handy cell cameras then. 👍
Also at that same location we watched the life cycle of ladybugs. Another totally bizaaro thing. Not what we expected at all.
Very cool!
They're technically not asexual, they're hermaphrodites. That's more like double-sexual because each of them is both sexes at once.
In other news, IIRC certain slug species shoot love darts into the body of their partner before they get started. Apparantly slugs think getting stabbed is the hottest thing ever.
@@bramvanduijn8086 wow. Love darts.
Thanks for correcting me on that terminology anyway. I'm not exactly a scientist, just more of an aware observer. 👍
Can't wait for your feature length!!! Loved the opening
Is Peter's middle name Richard?
Your acting skills are getting really good dude, these sketches are great lol
This is THE content nobody knew they needed until they saw it.
Edit: Puns. Lots of puns.
Dude, that intro was one of your best yet!!!
This guy cracks me up. Now I have to go and record videos and NOT be influenced by what I just saw. 🤣🤣🤣
Joe, that intro was absolutely fabulous
6:20 fun fact (maybe not so fun in this case) the duck males raping females occurs more often thanks to our influence - because we feed ducks leftover bread.
It goes something along these lines: bread is unnatural food for ducks - it gives them a huge energy boost for a short time, leading to more male ducks raping females, even until the point of death.
Please don't feed wild birds bread, it is very bad for their natural development.
P.S. if you are reading this, whoever you are, stop tossing your old bread out on the parking lot next to my building. It attracts sea-gulls at 5:00 AM!!! Those effers are loud.
That opening sketch was bloody amazing.
Hi Joe, What an interesting show! That corporate office at the beginning seemed real! How did you do that? Wow. Also the Argonaut octopus with his detachable penis made me think about a cybernetic future where small robotic drones could be the torpedo! I won't go into detail! Nature IS awesome! Thanks for showing some of her most interesting parts. 👍
@hecker what is wrong with you, why would you say that?
@@BiscuitGirl69 so I'm not violated (as you were apparently) what is the video of? I've seen him post that in several replies.
His second sea slug skit (researcher talking to his spouse) actually made me wonder and Google about gay rights in Japan. The result was disappointing.
It was in a coworking space that we rented for the day so it was an actual office. (And yes, we actually put "Peter Johnson, Penis Designer" on the door. There were many weird looks as people walked by.)
@@joescott Joe, what a legend. A grower and a shower.
Great vid Joe! Keep it up!
I feel a certain sympathy for the guy watching slugs do it... 🤣
Best. Intro. Ever.
Also the video idea is awesome thank u for making such great content
Trying to up my game in that department. Glad you liked it!
@@joescott I love 95% of them
Ive watched a ton of these intros and you're a really funny comedy actor! I heard you tried to get into the film industry, did you ever try comedy acting?
Thanks! I've done a bit of it. Would like to do more.
Hey Joe, love your shows; please keep 'em coming. If you're looking for a subject let me offer a mystery that perhaps you've also encountered.
The question is: why do long mic or headphone cords or extensions keep entangling themselves, constantly wrapping around themselves corkscrew-like even after repeated active attempts to untwist them? It happens no matter how thick or thin the cords are, and even after letting them hang loosely for several days to allow them to "unwind" on their own due to gravity.
It's a little thing, but it's kind of driving me nuts, as I always wear headphones when online at home so I can increase the volume to whatever I want any time of day or night without worrying if I'm disturbing my neighbors, and I am always re-straightening out the cord even though I consciously try to not add to it's twisting when I'm walking around my apartment.
Have you encountered this phenomenon yourself with all the cable connections you must have in your studio set-up? If so, have you figured out why this happens and/or how to keep it from happening? Any insight would be helpful. And again, great work with your channel(s) output.
I literally Laughed Out Loud at Torpedo Penis' lol
Best episode to watch over lunch! Thanks
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A laugh in the monday evening is just what we need :)
I recommend the book "Phallacy" by Emily Willingham for those who want to know more about the possible forms of Tab A and Slot B in the natural world.
Special shout out for the "Ah Munna Eat Choo!" Tshirt!!!
aaaaaaand he's back; love the intro
your content has always been excellent but this is comedy inspired !!!!!!
I love your skits at the beginning! Do More!
Dude, you've got some skills on you, that timing in that bit where your probably just talking to thin air bouncing of some imagination of yourself, oh that cracked me up so naturally man
That opening was great! Who shot it for you? Well directed and well-edited. Cheers, friend
I can’t believe Joe slipped a King Missile reference into a video. Pure 90’s weirdness at its best.
Didn't know i needed the sketches till i saw them ! Great video!
Now, this is top notch entertainment. Great video, Joe!
Man!! You are getting goood at those actings!!
This is one of your funniest videos Joe; idk why it just is
He isn't holdin' anything back! Savage Joe!
Joe getting ready to give the "TALK"