He looks for signs when you tell the truth. And when you lie, thats how he knows you cut the cheese. The trick is to lie on all of the questions he asks so he learns the signs when you are telling a lie.
Kelcee Chloe When the human body is subject to lying the subject may start sweating, higher pulse increase, and you might more active for that bit that you're lying.
Wait... he has worn the same shirt for the past four episodes and Spencer is even wearing the same clothes. That’s some suspicious activity if I’ve ever seen it. 🤔
@@cieracunningham7974 omg... i dont remember what the was called but he was told to follow a girl. He didnt want her to see him and thats why i made that comment.
Investigator: Did you cut the cheese? Lady: No Investigator: Hmmmmm...okay where did you go to college? ASK QUESTIONS THAT HAVE TO DO WITH THE CRIME LOL🤪
I just want Blake and John to have like a buddy cop show and solve crimes while Blake hates on him but also the bromance is strong
I can already imagine fanfiction writers urging to write this
Can you get more American than this
Hawaii five 0 is literally this
My boy Steve and danny
Yes I love them together for some reason. They’re great.
“And today’s the most intriguing case of my career”
HE IS SO DONE LMAO
he's probably forced by Mafia or something. Maybe debts or a lost bet. Or just starving lol.
@@cretaceostrapulazza5918 i- its a joke. Its a joke that he said lol
@@sophiabrooks4001 they were also joking, lol
Maybe Buzzfeed has blackmail on him, who knows, after all they are a pretty sketchy company
These just keep getting stupider and I can't stop enjoying them 😂😂
Stupider is what makes it work. He understands doing these videos, John is better than that blonde.
Quincey Leigh I gave you 1000 likes your welcome
*ok.*
@@recoil53 Id say its kinda both worlds. The blond did it like its an actual job. The beard does it as sarcastically funny as he can
I’m losing my mind, thanks UA-cam
He looks for signs when you tell the truth. And when you lie, thats how he knows you cut the cheese. The trick is to lie on all of the questions he asks so he learns the signs when you are telling a lie.
Didn't the BF crew try that with the sandwich?
Sno Bear how will he know you are lying?
Kelcee Chloe When the human body is subject to lying the subject may start sweating, higher pulse increase, and you might more active for that bit that you're lying.
Niluket thank u so much for answering my question instead of him answering my question lol 🤣🤣
Kelcee Chloe oml sorry i got kinda lazy forgive me 😂😂
I love the chemistry between John and Blake
Private investigator: Did you cut the cheese?
Blake: I did not cut the cheese.
Blake: *proceeds to cut the cheese*
"where do you stay?"
john: "i'd better not say"
well he clearly knows of his huge fanbase he's acquired
“Where do you live?”
John, looking at the camera like he’s in the office: I’d rather not say
"Today is the most intriguing case of my career"
He doesn't get out much
Chaeng Bear Loves Strawberries doesnt
@@hopearnold9100 😂 thank you. I bet everyone was confused
Chaeng Bear Loves Strawberries yea sure 😂😂
He said "would you like the cheese?"
And Blake was already cutting lmao I love these guys
PI: “this is like a murder..... it’s so slimy and weird.... I don’t want to touch it”
I’m crying 😂
Haleigh Clark ahhh I read this while the guy said it lmaooo
I know it is sad that people don't want to touch murders anymore
Lol
@@hirairfan6921 Don't read comments before the end of the video
"Would you like some cheese now?" doesn't equal "Please cut and eat the cheese"
Unfortunately John is diagnosed with back pain for carrying the entire buzzfeed channel
Sad violin music
Lata Kirii this is the only buzzfeed series I watch
@@ethanrepublic how about Worth It?
Y’all never heard of Buzzfeed unsolved ?!
@@SergioHernandez-my9rj FR like Shane and Ryan also carry🙄🤚🏾
For people whose first language is not English. to "cut the cheese" is a euphemism for farting.
thanks, didnt know this
thanks, didn't know that
Lol my first language is English and I didn't even realise.
This manz really pulled out a iPhone -1 💀
Skyro *iPhone 5
Amanda Macey ik I was just making a joke by sayin iPhone negative 1 😂
Skyro ohh sorry😂
iPhone 5c
Omg lol it works!!!!! I think hes smart not to give his left ball for a new iPhone lmfao!
Because the end of the title was cut off, I was seriously curious on how a private investigator would be able to find out who farted 😂
Twisting Dervole what
Yes xD
@@WackMaDino In Australia, cutting the cheese is a figurative speech for releasing gases.
right ok
?????????????
Wait... he has worn the same shirt for the past four episodes and Spencer is even wearing the same clothes. That’s some suspicious activity if I’ve ever seen it. 🤔
Well they don't have time to film these every day. They probably filmed more episodes in a day..
It would be a more suspicious activity if Spencer was wearing his shirt.
When BF does videos with outside people, they usually do a bunch in a day.
I guessed Blake the moment Blake folded his arms upon being interviewed.
Blake's voice 😍😍😍
I love Blake and John together!!!
💀💀 “you thought it would taste better cuz you already had some”
Just here to see Blake and John together
John: who cut the dairy cheese?
Erin: tHatS NoT VegAn!
whos erin
Erin is possibly the most annoying person I’ve ever seen on a show
lu an annoying participant in a competition called odd man out on yt by the channel jubilee
This man is about to hate his job
I love him . He is both good and hillarious.
John and Blake should have their own series and the fact that don’t have one it’s just disrespectful
when John stares directly at the camera… it makes me laugh more than it should
“This cheese tells a thousand tales”
-John
My new favorite quote
I literally spent the whole day watching this investigator's videos. It was fun observing and guessing with him. He's great. 👍
Spencer looks so much like Brie Larson! 🤯
So it's not about farting? Okay bye!
Almighty Beast girl-
Almighty Beast yoooo
@Almighty Beast officer, this comment right here!
@Almighty Beast yikes
Lol what did almighty beast say
Spenser: _cheese_ burgers
John: LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, WE GOT ‘EM
He must have had his eyes open somehow
did he ask who spensers favorite office character is because he knows he looks like john krasinski
I literally thought this was going to be a video of him trying to guess who farted...😂
Love the blooming friendship between John and Blake
Thank you Buzzfeed, for blessing our screens once again with John and Blake.
And evidence has never been eaten, smoked or simply disappeared post-confiscation.
I freaking love him, he is hilarious. Please more videos with him in it!!!
"would you like some more?" with this alone it was obvious lol
John is trying to not laugh at his own words and action I can see his micro smirk
I love John episodes!! His sense of humor its unique!! 😂
Did anyone clicked thinking he was going to guess who farted >.>
I love John!!! he is just adorable and I feel he must be protected at all cost. i just keep watching these videos one after another I cant stop
3:45 - Holy crap, Blake is GORGEOUS!!! 😍😍😍
John kinda look like Chris Evans and Hopper from Stranger Things, its a mix though.
Hey Frank Delfino!!😂
(how to get away with murder)
Sai Jahnavi Omg he really does look like him
@@fatmagizemakkus2606 ya 😂
that’s all i see now-
please never stop these videos, i don’t know how i’d cope
Did anyone else think this was going to be about something else... 💨
All I have to say is...cheese is love, cheese is life
Ryan, Shane, and Steven: *Leaves Buzzfeed*
John: My time has come.
"On cAmErA?"
I used to watch these for John but now I think I’m 75% here for Blake😍
I've watched like 4 of these in a row, I'm falling down the rabbit hole of John the private investigator and his hi-jinks
But who put the screw in the tuna?
Kenan and kel!
0:15 looks like she is holding a gun by her pocket LOL
The temptation is high to say, "Yes, I cut the cheese...
...and I also farted."
I love John and this videos so much! He is so happy when he gets them right. It makes me happy
I wish I could eat it, but... it’s evidence lmfaoooo this guy is hilarious
This man pulled out an iPhone 5s. WHO ISNT PAYING HIM?!
John is going to lose his mind one day
I knew it was Blake as soon as he started fidgeting in the background
Can we have him out of the room when they do the thing or is listening to footsteps part of the investigation
Spenser
“That’s a guys name”
-Jack Denmo
I like the video instintly when spenser said The Office is her favorite tv show.
" What do you put on your cheeseburgers"
"Usually a combination of ketchup and mayonnaise"
Me a person that lives in utah: THAT'S FRY SAUCE
If that man is a real P.I. and put on that good of a show... i believe we have a new most interesting man in the world
Hear me out. Jim halpert + jim hopper + intercourse= John
I think they’re running out of ideas for videos.
for real, I enjoy these videos, but I wonder what these people actually do day to day for careers LOL
well good, these are the most entertaining videos they've made in years.
OPEN UP
“I wish I could eat this... but... it’s evidence...”
He deserves his own channel! I would watch it all day!
Blake makes these way more interesting!
At this point, this video just proves buzzfeed is trying so hard for John to stay😂
At 6:02 look at everyone in the background on the wall. 😂😂
It feels weird that John isn't wearing a Hawaiian shirt
Next videos: Blindfold and headphones with music for John when the crime is happening!!!
He asks the reoccurring lineup the same questions everytime- he knows that's Spencer, and he knows where she went to school already lol
By cut the cheese I thought they ment farting
These are my absolute favorite videos from buzzfeed
Private investigator: Ok, sing That way, Bad boys.
That’s him. Number 5 killed them
I feel like he's more tryna speed date all the subjects instead of solving the case
After these videos, he’s not really a PRIVATE investigator...
Dreams💭 it means he deals with private clients.... not that he’s private himself... 🤦🏽♀️
@@cieracunningham7974 omg... i dont remember what the was called but he was told to follow a girl. He didnt want her to see him and thats why i made that comment.
does john have an iphone 5
...i dont know girl ... i am blinded by his sexiness hihih
P.I now sing the opening scene for I want it that way
Investigator: Did you cut the cheese?
Lady: No
Investigator: Hmmmmm...okay where did you go to college?
ASK QUESTIONS THAT HAVE TO DO WITH THE CRIME LOL🤪
“Cut the cheese” is another way of saying somebody farted. That’s why I found the title so weird 😭😂
sameee
PI: name?
spenser: spenser.
PI : lie. move on.
that would be hilarious.
Yeah thought he was going to guess who farted
When you have to investigate the case of your favourite snack missing and the suspects are non other than youre family. 😂
The fact that there talking about cheese is killing meee!
LMFAOOOOOO
Girl in the pink is really gorgeous, crazy how he actually figured the person out then gets to explaining I was like huhhh lol
Plot twist: de investigator cut the cheese
It’s always the same people in these videos and the detective asking like they a new person😂
The guy who had his arms crossed the whole time was the culprit, what a surprise.
John must be like ...... wtf am I doing here I’m a private detective
This is what buzzfeed has come to.
*nice*
This guy is cute but so done...😂
It’s midnight and I’ve been binging this series
So obvious when the dude was crossing his hands!
When John asked for Blake's email I knew the bromance was real.
I hope this guys living his best life rn I luv him no homo lmao