Anakin reacts to Acolyte Jedi Tests

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  • @teetbeezoon
    @teetbeezoon 7 місяців тому +64

    Anakin ain't the only child conceived by the force now... He's just the dude that killed billions by destroying The Death Star!

    • @ScooterDoge
      @ScooterDoge 7 місяців тому +5

      Yeah, according to a mentally regarded gay black Californian

    • @chroniclesofgamedom4002
      @chroniclesofgamedom4002 7 місяців тому +1

      Anakin didn't destroy the death star that was Luke.😂

    • @teetbeezoon
      @teetbeezoon 7 місяців тому

      @@chroniclesofgamedom4002 That was a jab at what one of the ruhtarded actor said in 2 different interviews while stating that he was such a huge fan of the franchise!

    • @mattjvictory
      @mattjvictory 7 місяців тому

      ​@Qdobafett i found the straight up racist! Hello there, Q! You bitter because you people make crap entertainment?

    • @david7384
      @david7384 7 місяців тому

      ​@@teetbeezoonyou seem upset

  • @Matisaro
    @Matisaro 7 місяців тому +45

    "What do you want Ohsa?"
    "A safe workplace for all?"

    • @brightlord-ov7cm
      @brightlord-ov7cm 7 місяців тому +2

      Osha is that you? Do ineed to put my safety helmet, safety goggles, and safety gloves on again?

  • @Cookie_Monster89
    @Cookie_Monster89 7 місяців тому +4

    I’ll happily watch qui gon eating crisps for an hour before I watch the acolyte 😂

  • @Strangeworkings
    @Strangeworkings 7 місяців тому +13

    Not gonna mention a burning book rapidly setting fire to a concrete building?

  • @daviddiggens8841
    @daviddiggens8841 7 місяців тому +34

    If it wasn't for how brilliant this channel is I'd never have witnessed any of what Disney has done to star wars. It almost makes the disasters worth it lol.... Almost

  • @DBZSeanzie
    @DBZSeanzie 7 місяців тому +3

    Ketchup says to keep it refrigerated after you open it!!!

  • @chucklarry1726
    @chucklarry1726 6 місяців тому +1

    You know sorta Luke and Leia together make one young Anakin so technical made by the force

  • @Razumen
    @Razumen 7 місяців тому +6

    You know your show is devoid of creativity when you name a kid after the Occupational Safety and Health Administration.

    • @William_Does_Coasters2255
      @William_Does_Coasters2255 5 місяців тому +1

      Occupational Safety and Health Administration & Master of Aeronautical Engineering.

    • @Razumen
      @Razumen 5 місяців тому

      @@William_Does_Coasters2255 Huh, they must've went to Greendale Community College for those certificates.

  • @todayontheinternet9576
    @todayontheinternet9576 7 місяців тому +10

    No, there is a third option, don't take the Jedi test as Pass/Fail, get a C and change your major at your senior year to philosophy.

  • @rob-v1y
    @rob-v1y 7 місяців тому +46

    This show is making me think maybe Anikin had the right idea.
    Children....uh...younglings ruin everything.

    • @EgoChip
      @EgoChip 7 місяців тому

      It's the adults who corrupt them who ruin everything.

    • @Monkchelle_Kongbama
      @Monkchelle_Kongbama 7 місяців тому +1

      @@EgoChip you really just devils advocate a snarky joke comment?

    • @EgoChip
      @EgoChip 7 місяців тому

      @@Monkchelle_Kongbama No, children are generally a blank slate. They become who they are from adult influence.

    • @Monkchelle_Kongbama
      @Monkchelle_Kongbama 7 місяців тому +1

      @@EgoChip so, yes...

    • @EgoChip
      @EgoChip 7 місяців тому

      @@Monkchelle_Kongbama It's deadly serious. We all saw what happened to Anakin because he was manipulated into leave his mother behind, and raised by dogmatic cultists, and turned him in to a war monger.

  • @mattburke5491
    @mattburke5491 7 місяців тому +4

    6:14 keeping ketchup in the fridge is just sensible.

  • @347Jimmy
    @347Jimmy 7 місяців тому +3

    "What do you want, OSHA?"
    "I want to ensure safe workplace practices for everybody!"

  • @phil4986
    @phil4986 7 місяців тому +10

    "I was told if I failed, I would get an iPad."🤣

  • @RandomMakingEncounters
    @RandomMakingEncounters 7 місяців тому +16

    I’m grateful we have these videos where we can get honest reactions from those who’ve lived the life and have a deep understanding of the subject matter. True wisdom and insight can only come from years of meditation and training. These three are galactic treasures we must cherish and learn from.

  • @maxtracker2904
    @maxtracker2904 7 місяців тому +22

    This video is at least 1000x more entertaining than the original episode…

  • @kanjo4976
    @kanjo4976 7 місяців тому +15

    0:24 💀💀💀
    Witches vs wizards and their both calling each other crazy.

  • @lawrencebarfield6424
    @lawrencebarfield6424 7 місяців тому +2

    The Jedi didn't kidnap children, it was more like adoption. The parents either gave them to the Jedi order or let them take them.

  • @Ch4G63T
    @Ch4G63T 7 місяців тому +13

    "Is there anywhere I can plug my phone....I fear it will run out of POWER"
    😂😂😂

  • @primeray
    @primeray 7 місяців тому +2

    m8, your channel is the first thing in ages that actually made me laugh. Wish you luck in building your channel.

  • @Youtubehasineptemployeez
    @Youtubehasineptemployeez 7 місяців тому +4

    The power of 1 memes we will get in the future has me very, very, very excited.

  • @RodRessell
    @RodRessell 7 місяців тому +5

    Right out the gate, "The Jedi need a death star". 😂

  • @beatemandyeetem4705
    @beatemandyeetem4705 7 місяців тому +9

    Anakin realizing palpatine was right 😮

  • @viewlesscheese
    @viewlesscheese 7 місяців тому

    Didn't think I needed these videos but bloody hell they're so addictive, funny and entralling.

  • @jeffpadilla9891
    @jeffpadilla9891 7 місяців тому +5

    A Bantha riding a Sandworm? Is Anakin watching Dune?

  • @REEL-MULLINS
    @REEL-MULLINS 7 місяців тому +1

    "You don't get to say that" had me in stitches

  • @chucklarry1726
    @chucklarry1726 6 місяців тому +1

    Guys this is concerning how many people were conceived by the force i though only Anakin and Luke and Leia were the expection

  • @jnate3451
    @jnate3451 7 місяців тому +24

    I got 99 problems, but a space witch ain't one

  • @KapitalElement
    @KapitalElement 7 місяців тому +1

    If YAAASSS YAAAAAASSS is Darth Plagueis then I’m never watching another Star Wars thing again

  • @gabrielzwyghuizen
    @gabrielzwyghuizen 7 місяців тому

    Dude i havent laughed this hard in a long time! Subbed :)

  • @thedayofquicksilver6930
    @thedayofquicksilver6930 7 місяців тому +1

    I'm craving chips, a couch, and bathrobes now. 😭

  • @taylor22222222
    @taylor22222222 7 місяців тому +8

    "I don't want them to subscribe Master cro-grand Qui. Grand Qui?" 🤣

  • @elderyoung416
    @elderyoung416 7 місяців тому

    7:39 It looks like freakin ODD SQUAD!!!! LOL

  • @ZephKin
    @ZephKin 7 місяців тому +7

    I have been waiting for these legendary three to react to this. *Uses Force to open a bag of doritos

  • @jrcash910
    @jrcash910 7 місяців тому

    That “episode 2” bit got me 😂😂😂

  • @Willowy13
    @Willowy13 7 місяців тому +2

    If the Charmed ones were hidding and didn't like the Jedi, how did the Jedi find the twins to test them?

  • @koryhawes2548
    @koryhawes2548 7 місяців тому +1

    This is hilarious! Much better writing than a multimillion dollar production. "I had an uncontrollable urge... to keep ketchup in the Fridge".

    • @yevgeniyaleshchenko849
      @yevgeniyaleshchenko849 6 місяців тому +1

      What's with this ketchup in the fridge debacle? If it's already open for consumption it should be in the fridge, it's just common sense

  • @chrishale3747
    @chrishale3747 7 місяців тому +1

    holy crap Qui-gon is perfect

  • @angrygeek2499
    @angrygeek2499 7 місяців тому

    Thank you for making me laugh in this terrible life.

  • @italiangypsy79
    @italiangypsy79 7 місяців тому +1

    i don't even watch the series. i just come here instead. this is more enjoyable than anything Disney puts out, maybe with the exception of getting to see Hayden again.

  • @thedeadpoolwhochuckles.6852
    @thedeadpoolwhochuckles.6852 7 місяців тому +2

    My father got around.

  • @nickl9461
    @nickl9461 6 місяців тому

    1:55 um... was that a fart!?!? 😂

  • @n0viewers409
    @n0viewers409 7 місяців тому +7

    I think the voices are pretty damn spot on! You are a better Obi Wan than Ewan McGregor was in Obi Wan...

    • @Amplifymagic
      @Amplifymagic 7 місяців тому +2

      You realize it’s a deep fake voice right? He’s not impersonating him, he has a program that alters and filters it.

    • @n0viewers409
      @n0viewers409 7 місяців тому +2

      @@AmplifymagicOf course, I still sounds more convincing that the real thing and as far as I am concerned who ever is in control is the performer technically.

  • @statewrestler855
    @statewrestler855 7 місяців тому +3

    Stealing older kids has a 100% fail rate lol

  • @kmessiah1
    @kmessiah1 7 місяців тому

    Since when do you get to just kidnap your padawan? 😂

  • @MylesGP70
    @MylesGP70 7 місяців тому

    Its A Loth Cat
    On That Hologram Man

  • @seanstewart285
    @seanstewart285 7 місяців тому

    jfc these are brilliant. subbed. I giggled.

  • @daviddiggens8841
    @daviddiggens8841 7 місяців тому +7

    It just occurred to me that This show has basically said that shmee Skywalker is in no way Anakin's mother. Anakin is full palpatine. If the children here picked up zero traits from the mother who carried them because, as she was so rudely told, she didn't "create" them and they look like the creator in question, then shmee is just the surrogate mother and Anakin received all his genetic material from Palpatine. I know this had a pro surrogate motherhood message behind it in the oddly negative sense that the surrogate has no rights or connection to the child they carried ( naturally Disney had to include that ) but it destroys canon far more than just saying Anakin is not the chosen one nor special in any way or that what Palpatine pulled off was unbelievably difficult if it can be done so readily on a cults backward planet.
    This is worse than people are even saying

    • @NashonHanselman
      @NashonHanselman 7 місяців тому

      The show is run by a lezbian who was Epstein's assistant for 5 years......what did you expect?

    • @Willowy13
      @Willowy13 7 місяців тому

      So, the poor Sand people were sent to Heaven for the surrogate in Episode 2? 😂😂😂 Sad. Sad. Sad.

  • @dubiousaurus
    @dubiousaurus 7 місяців тому +2

    I got here 3 minutes after a new video? I've fallen off

  • @Dashierez
    @Dashierez 7 місяців тому +1

    Grand Master Quiznos Gonzales...Yoda and others are racist so he changed it and added the 'Jin' to sound like a Jedi name. Same reason why he made Obi Juan at least change how he spelled his because he refused to actually change it.

  • @overgrowndweeb
    @overgrowndweeb 7 місяців тому +1

    Star wars as written by the crystal girls from a hot yoga studio in LA.

  • @NoVerges
    @NoVerges 7 місяців тому

    I wish this was the real actors. This is so well done, and the script is hilarious. It's the best star wars themed thing I've watched since the last lucas controlled movie. Keep these coming, they are awesome

    • @yevgeniyaleshchenko849
      @yevgeniyaleshchenko849 6 місяців тому

      What do you mean ''the real actors''? Charlie IS a real actor. Or do you really expect Ewan and Liam and Hayden sit around roast disney shows/films?

  • @grumpyd7569
    @grumpyd7569 7 місяців тому

    This is better than MST3000 from back in the day.

  • @CoolBenjammin-hx4sh
    @CoolBenjammin-hx4sh 7 місяців тому +3

    I’ve got 66 problems

  • @chickenporkadob0
    @chickenporkadob0 7 місяців тому +1

    1:58 that old lady doesn't even sync her lips with her voice 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

  • @Willowy13
    @Willowy13 7 місяців тому

    This show is a good representation of my kind. W1 is envious of W2. W1 decides to Heaven W2 and sends all the other W there too. Then, somehow this is M fault.😂 I hope many understand that W and M stands for the "only 2" the Alphabet ignores.

  • @charleslaine
    @charleslaine 7 місяців тому

    The wise otters!!!!

  • @Dean_Winchester86
    @Dean_Winchester86 7 місяців тому

    Qui @3:34 😂😂

  • @chucklarry1726
    @chucklarry1726 6 місяців тому +1

    But anyone else in impossible

  • @HEARTS-OF-SPACE
    @HEARTS-OF-SPACE 7 місяців тому +3

    Did she fart at 1:56?!?!

    • @AkagiRedSun
      @AkagiRedSun 7 місяців тому +1

      Well she’s up there in age so pretty normal stuff 😂

    • @jonathanpeterson1984
      @jonathanpeterson1984 7 місяців тому +1

      I did hear a lil toot 😂

  • @EwokNoelle
    @EwokNoelle 7 місяців тому +1

    When are you going to have them watch the original trilogy come on watch it already and I mean the original trilogy the pre-edited versions. Where the lightsabers were black in a new hope lol the pre-edited of the 1977 1980 and 1983

  • @mirvjournal1693
    @mirvjournal1693 7 місяців тому +1

    "...chosen zeros, chosen threes, chosen fours."

  • @limbytes
    @limbytes 7 місяців тому

    This is my new cannon. This and legends. They are just reacting to an alternate universe now… that’s my cannon. I feel better now and shall now worship my lord and savior Darth Jar Jar before I go to bed. As he always said in our holy book -the darthoticus Jars-the-bars-nomicon: “Yousa big doodoo now” - page 203 line 4 revelations 3

  • @RK-ck6pl
    @RK-ck6pl 7 місяців тому +3

    That show is difficult to watch even through this sort of format. It doesn't even look fun to hate watch the way madame Webb was.

  • @kdefensemartialarts8097
    @kdefensemartialarts8097 7 місяців тому +1

    👍

  • @UriahandDad
    @UriahandDad 7 місяців тому

    4 Jedi lol

  • @thedayofquicksilver6930
    @thedayofquicksilver6930 7 місяців тому

    🤣😂🤣😂

  • @yevgeniyaleshchenko849
    @yevgeniyaleshchenko849 6 місяців тому

    6:17 What's with this ketchup in the fridge obsession lmao. If ketchup is already open aka being used, it should be in the fridge, at least that's how we do it in Ukraine🤷‍♀

  • @SYNERGY915
    @SYNERGY915 7 місяців тому

    Bro stop uploading these video like their yours

    • @Wikarian99PL
      @Wikarian99PL 7 місяців тому

      and who are these films?

  • @anotherguy5038
    @anotherguy5038 7 місяців тому

    Jesus Christ is King.

  • @bruceplenderleith838
    @bruceplenderleith838 7 місяців тому

    I believe in Zeus.

  • @leMaquereaudAngouleme
    @leMaquereaudAngouleme 7 місяців тому

    Funny, but I can’t stand the sapping/chewing noises, to me this like nails on a chalkboard.

  • @charliethirteen3868
    @charliethirteen3868 7 місяців тому +4

    The show is a pile of dog squeeze, and you all know it!

  • @lisafischer-jacobson2020
    @lisafischer-jacobson2020 7 місяців тому +1

    Woohoo