Being straight....so not offended. Gonna hav to do better than this to get under my skin. Who cares whose sleeping with who. FREE WORLD PEOPLE. I only care about my love life. Those who are phobic in anyway, my advice: take a chill pill.
Unless your partner is also dominant, it's gay. You see, if you are both dominant and engaged in lesbianics it cancels out. However, if your partner is submissive there is still one gay element to it. So basically, the equation looks like the following: Gay + Gay = Not Gay But Gay + Gay + Gay = Gay
Can you explain to me why people are "nonbinary"? Because it just sounds like the most stupid and pointless thing ive ever heard in my life maybe if someone explains it ill get it more
@@hawkeyez7166 Nonbinary is kind of like an in between gender, some nonbinary people are more masculine others more fem. But more or less it is somebody not identifying with the two binary genders (male and female) and identifying as almost their own gender. :/ I dunno I'm not great at explaining things hope that helped lol.
This is so unreal... I am a straight woman who has a loving bf, whenever he is tired or if he just wants to snuggle, he leans into me. Because he is taller than me his chin rests on my head while he wraps his arms around me. There is no such thing as that being a "turn-off" because "women only value strength". This is simply a loving act with a gentle meaning.
I'm ok with straight people, I just don't want them to be straight in public. I'm not heterophobic, I just don't agree with straight people's life style.
OMG CORRY IS WEARING A NIKKIN SHIRT!! It's a sustainable swiss brand that plants a tree for every item bought and it's great to see it outside of tiny little Switzerland :D
Bloody hell. Being a 'big girl' doesn't mean that she doesn't have evolutionarily built in reactions including possibly the freeze reaction to danger. Many women, particularly abuse survivors, have this reaction. Not saying 'NO' or not pushing away an assailant doesn't mean we consent or are okay with what's happening. It often means the 'freeze and hope the dinosaur doesn't eat me' reflex has been triggered.
I actually shouted “HOLY SHIT” when I saw the hair I was so shocked and I’m on a zoom call with my math professor so that wasn’t great but thank god I was muted
Corry: "Your spine has to be straight as a pole!" Me, with my wiggly spine that I've had since birth: "Well I guess I was born gay." Fun fact I actually am
1:26 THANK U OMG!! I’m SOOO glad your teaching the ways of lesbianism. I feel that it isn’t taught enough. Like, all the “straight” girls don’t get it when I express the second way. YOU DONT HAVE TO A LESBIAN TO BE A LESBIAN PEOPLE
Last time my bro said cis meant straight I laughed Right there in front of his face Then my sis got mad cos I was laughing at my bro cos he thought cis meant straight Cis hets are so weird
Cory: You can have a really ugly face and you'd be fine...Also you can cover it with a beard Noah:*Feels face* Me:Don't evennnnnnnn lmao (Hi Cory ❤ and I like that color shirt on u Noah 😁)
Ok that was so much fun! I know my own team can be so offensive and cruel, it's good to get a giggle. And oh honey, babies arent born looking like watermelons, they all look like Winston Churchill for the first few hours...watermelons, sheesh.
As a straight man: no, we straights are not okay. Came here after watching your video about getting your first hate video. This is great. People need to stop taking themselves so seriously. :) Love your content, I'm a new subscriber so I'm stoked to go through your back catalogue!
Omg that sniffing story would actually be so terrifying. I wouldve frozen into place, then scream bloody murder. I would’ve broken up with that guy right then and there if that happened. This would be a prank if you know the girl would be comfortable and has known you for a fairly long time, NOT YOUR FIRST MEET.
You have no idea how long I looked for someone else that knew it was blonde once already lmao. I kept saying to myself "OMG so many of these people don't know!" Not a bad thing, just baffling lol.
I have straight friends! :D' Hehe, yes for getting the usual excuse(I have a trans friend) that straight people use back to them! Plus your hair looks awesome! You now look like an angel!
(THIS IS ALL IN GOOD FUN, HELLO STRAIGHT FRIENDS!!)
Lol do you have straight friends that's so lame😔(it's joke)
HELLO!!!
Hello!! :)
Being straight....so not offended. Gonna hav to do better than this to get under my skin. Who cares whose sleeping with who. FREE WORLD PEOPLE. I only care about my love life. Those who are phobic in anyway, my advice: take a chill pill.
@Something Cool Gacha 👍🤣🤣🤣...same advice given
TAKE A CHILL PILL and get over it somehow.🙂
"I have straight friends"
...We call our only straight friend the 'local hetero'
Exactly
honestly that’s my friend in my friend group, she’s so straight
HAHAHAHAHA this is great
We call ours the token cishet lmao
Finally I'm not the only one!!
“Wait how are they lesbian- oh right they get pleasure” I CANNOT RJDBSHD
I almost missed that but damn that was bold xDDD
Pleasures pretty gay ngl
@@snackesandwich5207 having emotions? Putting another human being first? you care?thats pretty gay!
@@snackesandwich5207 Lesbians are gay
Wait. If I’m engaging in lesbianics AND I’m dominant, does the homosexuality cancel itself out? Or is it homosexual squared? I was never good at math
@@moon.499... and they were roommates.
That depends, do you remember to say "no homo" after? The "no homo" is essential.
Unless your partner is also dominant, it's gay. You see, if you are both dominant and engaged in lesbianics it cancels out. However, if your partner is submissive there is still one gay element to it. So basically, the equation looks like the following:
Gay + Gay = Not Gay
But
Gay + Gay + Gay = Gay
Bianca Silva shit, I knew I was forgetting something
@@reddpoint3788 What I can say is that Noah is going to get the Irish sunglasses for dating a black dude.
Oh to find a pretty girl to engage in lesbianics with
Right? I've been trying for a couple years but apparently schoolwork is not conductive to lesbianics :(
Oh if only. Also lesbianics is my new favourite word. I must remember it for some future time where i do find a pretty girl.
The yearning is strong in this one
if only
I volunteer as tribute
There is no explaining The Straights. Also your hair is looking v nice 💛
Hi jammie!
The Straights™
hi jamie!!
love uuuu
ik i’m one of the wonders of the universe
me, a submissive bisexual man:
straights: is that a lesbian
If you say you aren't then you're in denial
@@ryandaddy1089 are you straight?
@@ryandaddy1089 wdym??
@@ryandaddy1089 we found the hetro!
@@baizhuwaitingroom7057 chill its a joke
"your spine has got to be like this (straight as a pole)"
me with severe scoliosis: 👁👄👁
:0
I just made this joke too 😂
me sitting in my chair like 🥀: 👀
👄
@@Ari_C BAHAHAHA so true
Ah I feel ya, I used to have 70 degrees then I had a surgery and now I am just 20
friend: *sexually harasses his girlfrien*
the boyfriend: "it's just a prank bro"
Idiot
I know right that would actually really piss me off like that one really really really really really makes me upset
I need to like this comment but it’s at 666 which is perfect :((
Jfc, if my boyfriend laughed at his friend sniffing me (aka harassing me), then he wouldn't be my boyfriend for long. Bye, dude.
Before finishing the video, I was really confused by this lmao
i love Noah's bleached hair, just saying.
@Something Cool Gacha ok swaggot 😂😂🙊😎🤢
@@475mv4 That was really uncalled for. Especially since Noah's hair is great...
Yeah it looks really cool
@@475mv4 what the fuck 😐🤢
@Rye ;-; sup
That is the best line ever, "you have the value of a soggy piece of bread!"
4:34 they forgot Nonbinary therefore I am clearly still valid, because a random dude on the internet forgot to put what I identify on a list.
Can you explain to me why people are "nonbinary"? Because it just sounds like the most stupid and pointless thing ive ever heard in my life maybe if someone explains it ill get it more
@@hawkeyez7166 it just means you don’t want to shag owt I think but fuck knows anymore
@@hawkeyez7166 Nonbinary is kind of like an in between gender, some nonbinary people are more masculine others more fem. But more or less it is somebody not identifying with the two binary genders (male and female) and identifying as almost their own gender. :/ I dunno I'm not great at explaining things hope that helped lol.
@@hawkeyez7166 there’s not a specific reason as to why individuals have a certain gender, it’s not something that they can choose
@@shanaweerakoon6609 yes it is. Male or female you cant choose the rest you can
"Mom and dad don't like each other"
"Neither do mine"
Mine don't like each other either, isn't that nice🙂
Mine are divorced 🙂
@@moik4903 mine too😂
@@clara5586 fun
Same here 😅
Mine didn’t get along until they separated
Blond and pink shirt? Wooow cuteee
MGK is quaking
@@Alex-pn2hn LMAO
He IS tho uwu
@@p0tat0s0up You right 😤
Yoooo a fellow homestuck~
"How is a woman a lesbian? Ohh for getting pleasure, I see..."
Well said xdddd
This is so unreal... I am a straight woman who has a loving bf, whenever he is tired or if he just wants to snuggle, he leans into me. Because he is taller than me his chin rests on my head while he wraps his arms around me. There is no such thing as that being a "turn-off" because "women only value strength". This is simply a loving act with a gentle meaning.
I don’t hate straight people.....
I hAVe sTrAIghT fRieNDs
I'm ok with straight people, I just don't want them to be straight in public.
I'm not heterophobic, I just don't agree with straight people's life style.
@@heisenburgerlover yea we're weird
@@heisenburgerlover exactly why do these -gross- sorry um special wannabe heterosexuals have to shove it down our throats everytime smh
@@ImLiterallySoup they're just trying to push the secret Straight Agendaᵗᵐ, smh.
@@heisenburgerlover they’re gonna turn our children straight!!!
between Corry's mustache and Noah's haircut you look like you're straight from the 80's
in the best way possible of course
Last time I was this early I still thought i was straight
me too
hope u doing good hun
Same tho
LOL- I’ve never thought I was straight I’ve been gay since I was born 😂🤣😂🤣
@@mrquacks2486 pfff we all were, some of us just buffered a little bit
“You could just cover it with a beard!”
*Noah sadly rubbing his chin*
“....most people can cover it with a beard!”
"Has all the value of a soggy piece of bread" is my new favourite phrase
“If your spine is not straight, neither are you”
People with scoliosis: 👁👄👁
"Hello, may i sniff you?"
"No."
"Okay, i will not sniff you."
Consent 101 for the straights✔✔ brought to you by your local boyfriends
Lovely
OMG CORRY IS WEARING A NIKKIN SHIRT!! It's a sustainable swiss brand that plants a tree for every item bought and it's great to see it outside of tiny little Switzerland :D
YOUR VIBES R SO GOOD HERE OMG THE HAIR IS AMAZING
Bloody hell. Being a 'big girl' doesn't mean that she doesn't have evolutionarily built in reactions including possibly the freeze reaction to danger. Many women, particularly abuse survivors, have this reaction. Not saying 'NO' or not pushing away an assailant doesn't mean we consent or are okay with what's happening. It often means the 'freeze and hope the dinosaur doesn't eat me' reflex has been triggered.
“The feminine wants to lean into to masculine” *pull* Corey: hold on, no. Stop. Wait a minute here.”
I actually shouted “HOLY SHIT” when I saw the hair I was so shocked and I’m on a zoom call with my math professor so that wasn’t great but thank god I was muted
Pay attention to your math class your professor is trying their best gaddam 🥺
@@JuliaPetrova wtf
Didnt ask lol
Its blonde hair thats all over the place. Wtf is good with you people 😭 OMG ITS SO IMPRESSIVE 😭 fuckin weirdos
Corry: "Your spine has to be straight as a pole!"
Me, with my wiggly spine that I've had since birth: "Well I guess I was born gay."
Fun fact I actually am
Unstable Daydreamer can I join you two please?
Unstable Daydreamer yay!
@Unstable Daydreamer I mean sure, I'm already part of an -internet theatre cult-
But are we born straight ?
@@SB-iy9vn a) it was a joke, b) I'm as straight as my spine, c) I also happen to be non-binary so no relationship with me has never been straight
“I opened my eyes and for a solid 2 seconds it was black”
BRO I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE THAT HAPPENS TO ME SOMETIMES AND ITS FREAKYYYYYYYY.
every human can do that
"... engaging in lesbianics."
Corrie: Let's be honest here...
No one:
My mind: "Lesbianics" here...
wait i thought he said lesbianist
No I think he meant to say 'lesbianist here' like lesbian ist here like let's be honest here
@Bob Builder he said lesbian-ist like let's be honest lol
Lesbianics sounds like a cool band name
Noah: "Sorry camera died"
Me: there it is
Is corry dating machine gun kelly now
i adore mgk
9:50 'I opened my eyes and for a solid two seconds it was black'
I could've sworn Corry was about to reply 'Well I _am_ black :D'
THE HAIR I STILL CANT GET OVER IT 👀
Yeah messy blonde hair. Impressive. 😐
@@hawkeyez7166 okay? never said it was
@@vampireshark5850 why cant you get over it then? 😐 explain dumbass
@@hawkeyez7166 i dont care gn
@@vampireshark5850 exactly 😂😂 you people be dumb asf
“You were a child lady” what an adorable way to put that
Lmao not me becoming a fan of Noah being part of my self discovery to realizing I’m bi
Noah: *Wonderfully chaotic energy*
Corry: *Concerned glance* .....“I haven’t say anything in a while”
1:26 THANK U OMG!! I’m SOOO glad your teaching the ways of lesbianism. I feel that it isn’t taught enough. Like, all the “straight” girls don’t get it when I express the second way. YOU DONT HAVE TO A LESBIAN TO BE A LESBIAN PEOPLE
I LOVE THE HAIR
Last time my bro said cis meant straight
I laughed
Right there in front of his face
Then my sis got mad cos I was laughing at my bro cos he thought cis meant straight
Cis hets are so weird
Gregory Holstein relax I have straight friends
Also if you don’t mind me asking, what are your pronouns?
This comment is so confusing?? How does that make cis hets weird? It sounds more like you are weird
Loving the hair Noah and loving the moustache Corry xx
'who has all the value of a soggy piece of bread' is my new favourite insult
Yeah, don’t sniff anyone without their permission. Not cool.
"I dOn'T kNoW wHaT iT iS BuT I hAtE iT"
You both give me all the feels. I love your dynamic and it's super adorable
5:02 the smile when he said yes made me watch the Same 3 Seconds 10 times
noah: you dont need to neg me stopp
corry: *evil laughter*
this made me laugh so hard 🤣
Your hair is amazing!
Blond with pink shirt adorable.
Noah your hair looks really good!! Love your content! ❤️
Spoiler alert
They are not , at all.
Says a guy who probably thinks its possible to change genders 🥴
@Wavey ALG
Are you okay?
Was this a joke?
@@caitlyn3442 no it wasn't
That’s sad
@@caitlyn3442 how
The hair is on point my lad 👌🏻👌🏻
i love the collab vids everytime because the editing gets sO chaotic and it's hilarious
Corry: “Your spine has got to be straight”
Me: *has double scoliosis...
Also me: *is not straight...
Girl. What the fuck is double scoliosis?
@@franziner.3444 I have two curves. My spine is basically an S shape and not in the direction it’s supposed to be.
@@kated2147 that just called scoliosis. Where is the difference?
@@franziner.3444 not everyone has two. My mom for example has one. It’s what my doctor calls it. 🤷🏼♀️
i was just crying and then i seen that you posted. weirdly watching you make fun of the cis and straight people made me cheer up.
your hair
Let’s make “gold star lesbian” a term about being both types of lesbian
Type1: being a lady that likes ladys👩
Type2: being dominant and a women👸
He bleached the hair, HE BLEACHED THE HAIR. WHYYYYYY
I love noah's hair paired with that pink sweater, he looks adorable
0:55 Noah, reading: "lesbianics".
Corry: "lesbionest"
Neat.
your hair is blossoming....its gorgeous
My friends told me that the old greek actually accepted men loving men, but it was frowned upon when they were in the bottom.
@Brett Wagland you clearly know nothing about history...
Holy crap, I didn't know how much I needed this in my life.
Also, you are easily the cutest couple of guys I have ever seen together.
They're so cute together, I wish I was gay... Oh wait-
Oh my god...
You look so crazy good with that hair, it fits so well with your eyeeees
Cory: You can have a really ugly face and you'd be fine...Also you can cover it with a beard
Noah:*Feels face*
Me:Don't evennnnnnnn lmao
(Hi Cory ❤ and I like that color shirt on u Noah 😁)
YOUR HAIR LOOKS GORGEOUS MATE
I'm in a room with singing people... But it's so bad, so thanks for giving me a reason to leave and therefore stop cringing 🙏
This has nothing to do with anything ever
but holy crap I love your new hair.
Oh my god UA-cam. Why no notification. I'm still really early but stiiiillllll
this is a mood
Same😂
Noah looks good with that hair! its wavy and soft looking!
absolutely love the hair omg
noahhhhhhhh your hair looks so good !!
Omg, I love you'r hair! Also, super great video! Pliz keep making thease! :)
omg I’m loving the hair, it’s a vibe!!
1:00
"Lesbi-honest here."
- Corry 2020
I also love Noah’s hair like HERE YOU DROPPED THIS 👑
HAIR IS AMAZING
That's. It.
I'm dying my hair.
You literally are WoRkIng that blonde😌
Can I just say that Noah looks really good in pink with his new hair 👁👄👁
I adore your hair-
“We just love to laugh at them”-Noah Adams 2020
Ok that was so much fun! I know my own team can be so offensive and cruel, it's good to get a giggle. And oh honey, babies arent born looking like watermelons, they all look like Winston Churchill for the first few hours...watermelons, sheesh.
"They're squished"
"No, they're not squished" XD XD
As a straight man: no, we straights are not okay.
Came here after watching your video about getting your first hate video. This is great. People need to stop taking themselves so seriously. :)
Love your content, I'm a new subscriber so I'm stoked to go through your back catalogue!
why is no one talking about corry's new piercing? it looks so good
your hair looks really good
Soon as I got the notification and clicked there was a lgbtq notification after
Omg that sniffing story would actually be so terrifying. I wouldve frozen into place, then scream bloody murder. I would’ve broken up with that guy right then and there if that happened. This would be a prank if you know the girl would be comfortable and has known you for a fairly long time, NOT YOUR FIRST MEET.
If everyone thought like corry the world would be such a better place
OH MY GOD YOUR HAIR LOOKS SO GOOOOOODDDD!!!🖤🖤🖤
Noah's hair 😳 its blonde again and I love it
You have no idea how long I looked for someone else that knew it was blonde once already lmao. I kept saying to myself "OMG so many of these people don't know!" Not a bad thing, just baffling lol.
@depressed bisexual if you mean nostalgia, then same, lol.
Noah your hair looks SO good
Love your hairrrrr 😍😍😍
OH MY GOD YOU POSTED ON MY BIRTHDAY (WELL YOU DIDN'T KNOW BUT STILL). I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS SO MUCH.
YES BEEN WAITING
I have straight friends! :D' Hehe, yes for getting the usual excuse(I have a trans friend) that straight people use back to them! Plus your hair looks awesome! You now look like an angel!
Your hair looks really cool
your hair are finally decent omg i love it