@@sabes44 Did he also have an affair with a woman named Miranda? That would be weird. Or perhaps your mother's name was Miranda and they were soulmates.
Be careful Del, I don't if the comedy cops are in town or if JE actually does stand for Jackoff Enterprises and they do happen to be on a trolling mission to judge who's dumb, or it may just be a angry lonely cell potato. I just don't know, really. 👌.
Pete is exactly whats wrong with SNL, he doesnt even have jokes, he just says stuff in a "goofy" way and the brainless fools eat it up like its "comedy"
@bob marley I cant imagine they are making much money anymore. Probably just kept alive by the network so they can "reach the kids" politically because thats what there main agenda seems to be these days.
@@Eli-yr7ou LOL I think it's more because he has sex appeal with a good-looking face and body so SNL recruits him for that but besides that he really don't have much talent at all in my opinion.. he's one of a good handful of people on this show that won't or I don't see at least having a extended career besides the show.. probably I can see him making a cameo in certain shows but nothing really extravagant.. but hey what do I know LOL.. it just the way it seems 😂
I love Rupaul but she relied so heavily on cue cards for this appearance and other hosts have proven you **can** memorize your lines. It’s almost disrespectful not to on this show. She did this to promote her acting on Netflix so I just wish I saw more effort
@@PhysicallyAwake that’s the only funny thing about him I watched his stand up didn’t laugh once. Kind of like Trevor Noah or that idiot lady who doesn’t even have jokes she just talks about how she’s a lesbian oh so funny.
@@hailey8941 "She just nails everything she does" you do know this is the internet and you left yourself WIDE OPEN? Might as well dropped the soap in a prison shower.
Not political sided but lol wow... American Democratic women typically laughing about only dating men for money... wow, unloyal gold diggers everywhere🤢
Charlie king cmon man. These are second rate actors/comedians. SNL used to be gold standard for comedy. This is garbage. Pete Davidson must have dirt on Lorne Michaels to have a job on show this long.
This was the funniest sketch of the night. They really struck gold with the thirsty cops and I'm glad that Ego is getting more air time because she absolutely deserves it :)
First off, Ego is amazing. Every single line, concept, logo & theme song - is perfection. Why aren’t there more of these? Please don’t make us wait another year!!! Ego deserves waaaaaay more screen time and credit for these sketches!
Why are all you guys just not able to laugh and have a good time? It’s comedy, it’s not a serious thing, it’s subjective, you don’t have to critique it because it’s useless. Just relax and enjoy things for a change without being all negative
"Oh look he's an organ donor." "Well don't just give it away make me work for it." 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 oh lawd I laughed so hard I farted. There goes one rib. I'm skinnier than ever.
RuPaul is hilarious and sometimes I don’t think he gets enough credit for being so funny. He’s a great actor. This is one of the funniest SNL’s that I’ve seen in a while. He just seems so natural.
In one of his stand-up bits, he says he's 6'3", 145 lbs, and "has a problem with wind" (meaning he's so tall and skinny, he's afraid he'll get blown away on a windy day).
@@XanderBeckett1 Thanks for the heads up. I have not looked at this post since I wrote it. That's what happens when you write something at two in the morning, half-asleep.
At first I thought the idea of being pulled over by horny cops was kind of sinister but they really surprised me w this one! Actual lols and Ru is amazing in it too
There was a sketch MADtv had where two guys are stranded on the road and their flashlights keep cutting out, so they smack them and shake them to get them to work. Unfortunately, due to the night time lighting, it looks like masturbation and various gay sex acts and the two guys get busted for it.
@Cognitive Chaos It seems like you...do care. A little jealous even. I mean, he dated multiple celebrities including one of the biggest pop stars on the planet. He's literally considered attractive by the masses. You seem salty that people think he's attractive?
@@nerdlarge4691 and Lehigh U is in PA.... But on closer inspection Kate's uniform says Baltimore. Baltimore and Philly accents have a lot of similarities.
@@FlameOnTheBeat Regarding, Sacramento Sheriff. Sex & the Sheriff's Department . There are rumors in almost every Sheriff's Department of miss conduct. The biggest rumor I've ever heard about Sacramento Sheriff is, that they don't solve rape cases because, they maybe the ones doing the raping. But, who really knows?
They did an earlier version of this concept in a previous season: ua-cam.com/video/fBgDC2mYsUg/v-deo.html Bringing it back for Rupaul was a pretty funny callback.
They had this previously when Seth Meyers hosted. I thought they wouldn't have it anymore because the Baltimore Police Department complained about it (since the uniforms are from the Baltimore Police Department).
This almost feels like they gave Pete his lines and direction but didn’t tell him what the others’ lines were
Logan Huntley totally agree 😂
He was high
I like when he breaks character. It makes the skit funnier.
@@wacnwacn5701 mOrE FuNnIeR
@@NA-xp2cr More funny or funnier! Thanks for informing about my language
“Put you in my lap, face down and set it to you vibrate til I get home.” Seems about right
best line.
Whew Hottt!!! Lol
i made your likes hit 1k.. that doesn't happen often
Bronx Beat flashback
Painting a clear image
I love how Pete is preparing himself for Kate’s lines but still can’t keep himself from breaking
“Let’s read him his Miranda rights”
“My name is Miranda and I does it right” 🤣🤣🤣
My father had an affair with a woman named Miranda😐
@@jeremywhistler2850 my father was named Miranda
@@sabes44 Did he also have an affair with a woman named Miranda? That would be weird. Or perhaps your mother's name was Miranda and they were soulmates.
That was my favourite line! So damn funny!
@@sabes44 *How about you read him his miranda rights*
“You goin straight there or is your journey a little more fluid?”
🤣
It's fluid. I'll take any route that looks good. I like all streets.
@@NickFisherman Idk. I have found a hard and rugged route leaves me feeling more satisfied once I get to the destination.
Yes, that was indeed the line.
I fucking LOVE you guys!💀💀💀
"He will hurt me but you can't break what's already broken"
LMFAO MOOD
del it be like that sometimes
Lol
it do be like that
@J ConCrazee interesting
Be careful Del, I don't if the comedy cops are in town or if JE actually does stand for Jackoff Enterprises and they do happen to be on a trolling mission to judge who's dumb, or it may just be a angry lonely cell potato.
I just don't know, really.
👌.
LMAO
I feel like Pete is just wearing the clothes he wore to the studio yesterday.
What's your point? That's how he always dresses unless they need him to be in a suit for some reason.
Pete is exactly whats wrong with SNL, he doesnt even have jokes, he just says stuff in a "goofy" way and the brainless fools eat it up like its "comedy"
@bob marley I cant imagine they are making much money anymore. Probably just kept alive by the network so they can "reach the kids" politically because thats what there main agenda seems to be these days.
Link where you got your info
@@Eli-yr7ou LOL I think it's more because he has sex appeal with a good-looking face and body so SNL recruits him for that but besides that he really don't have much talent at all in my opinion.. he's one of a good handful of people on this show that won't or I don't see at least having a extended career besides the show.. probably I can see him making a cameo in certain shows but nothing really extravagant.. but hey what do I know LOL.. it just the way it seems 😂
RuPaul is literally perfect for SNL, he can command a stage.
RuPaul is perfect for everything
Geezy Nice pfp
Rupual is even perfect for fracking! 🛢📈💵
Fuck him
I love Rupaul but she relied so heavily on cue cards for this appearance and other hosts have proven you **can** memorize your lines. It’s almost disrespectful not to on this show. She did this to promote her acting on Netflix so I just wish I saw more effort
I love how Pete can't hold in his laughter when Kate is around lmao
He laughed soon as she talked lmao
That’s the only way he can make the audience laugh.
@@pinnacleproductions6275 nahhh he’s funny, him being easily breakable is just the cherry on top
@@PhysicallyAwake that’s the only funny thing about him I watched his stand up didn’t laugh once. Kind of like Trevor Noah or that idiot lady who doesn’t even have jokes she just talks about how she’s a lesbian oh so funny.
I honestly found she was the least funny on this sketch
Pete making it sizzle was the cutest thing I have ever seen
Kate: “flood my she shack”
Pete: “snorts”
They are ridiculous!!! I would refuse to do any parts with Pete!!! He would crack me up every time!!! They'd never be able to use any of our skits!!!
Tart Nouveau god I love Kate. She just nails everything she does
*Shed
@@BladePressure he was close enough*
@@hailey8941 "She just nails everything she does" you do know this is the internet and you left yourself WIDE OPEN? Might as well dropped the soap in a prison shower.
ru is GREAT at this. his timing, delivery, the physical elements and his voice were all perfect. 40 years of being on camera has paid off!
easily one of the best guests ever. so natural. I bet this takes him back to his talk show days
You don’t have any UA-cam vids? Why ?
He is a p orn director.. and a man acting like a woman perfectly for 30 years... when youre fake for that long, it becomes natural
@@2for99cents your thirsty ass comment is as broke as your name!
Toussaint Louverture
Well he’s got 6 emmys for his tv show but ok academy apparently someone’s comedic timing is measured in oscars
"And if you cannot afford an attorney, then I don't want nothing to do with you" 😂
Not political sided but lol wow... American Democratic women typically laughing about only dating men for money... wow, unloyal gold diggers everywhere🤢
@@dertythegrower Dude shut the fuck up
derty QWERTY you sound like you’re speaking from experience BWAHAHAH💀
🤣🤣🤣
@@dertythegrower "Not political sided" Immediately mentions a political party... Boy, you've been gaslit.
Takes Kate 4 seconds to break someone's character. She's a legend.
Tbf it's Pete, not that Kate isn't funny but it doesn't really take much for him to break
*2:21** Well don't just give it away, make me work for it.*
Best delivery ever! 😂🤣😂🤣
I'm like black ice, you won't see me coming lol
*"He will hurt me but you cant broke what's already broken, over."*
GERMINAITOR I’m going by that this year lol
I felt that
GERMINAITOR great line !
Everyone was gold in this sketch.
Jesse D McGrew amazing how far our standards for good comedy have fallen
JOE knows they didn’t say the sketch was gold, just the people
Two salty bitches in your comment section. 😂
Charlie king cmon man. These are second rate actors/comedians. SNL used to be gold standard for comedy. This is garbage. Pete Davidson must have dirt on Lorne Michaels to have a job on show this long.
@bob marley he's probably more fun at parties than you are
“Equity sis” took me out
How did no one acknowledge the "dangerous curves" bit?! It was hilarious
“Organ donor?... don’t just give it away, make me work for it!”... 😂 genius
Tony Camacho that took the cake
😂
Favorite line! Hilarious
"He will hurt me, but you can't break what's already broken" Geezus
best line
She is to funny, she always hits the most vulgar joke on key. Nice.
This was the funniest sketch of the night. They really struck gold with the thirsty cops and I'm glad that Ego is getting more air time because she absolutely deserves it :)
I think she's the mastermind of these sketches, too! Love her, she's really getting to shine this season
Κι Ελληνίδα κι έχει φωτό προφίλ τον Στεφάν;
Marry me!
You think this is funny jesus h Christ. This SNL stuff is rubbish
Well, there are other channels you can watch and comment on, dearest one.
--Dave, have you tried Abigail & Ben's All-Goth Haus Of Nihilism?
@@ChiefBD119
C'mon, it's 2020.
You still think it makes sense to be homophobic?
Homosexual behaviour is part of human sexuality.
Please!
"you is a snack and the two of us can make a meal" hahaha
First off, Ego is amazing. Every single line, concept, logo & theme song - is perfection. Why aren’t there more of these? Please don’t make us wait another year!!! Ego deserves waaaaaay more screen time and credit for these sketches!
is it just me, or does "Thirsty Cops" need to be a weekly segment with ego and pete as the perp.. cause this is real funny
sexual jokes and puns only last 2 or 3 minutes and then youre out of jokes and it gets old
derty QWERTY Seems like the jokes landed. They’re not going _anywhere,_ any _time_ soon.
It's just you fun boy
Why are all you guys just not able to laugh and have a good time? It’s comedy, it’s not a serious thing, it’s subjective, you don’t have to critique it because it’s useless. Just relax and enjoy things for a change without being all negative
👌👌
lmao, "flood my she shed." what's even funnier is how hard you worked to get this skit around the censors, i'm dead.
Thank you, I couldn't quite tell what she said about her she shed
Someone burnt down her she shed
Kate McKinnon playing a police officer, and we're supposed to believe the character is straight? Mmmhmm
"You headed straight...or is your journey more fluid?” LMAO this needs to be a regular sketch.
it is...
@@jeffwei Really??
@@t.e.burgos3263 they did it last year with Leslie Jones when Seth Meyers hosted. Search "thirsty cops snl"
@@jeffwei Thanks!
“You probably caused me to flood my she-shed”
*spits out water*
Sorry I don’t understand this.. what does Kate mean? Thank you
@@Haarknoten96 It’s a double entendre. Meaning that his character turned her character on and got her aroused.
@@sajones4860 thank you 🙏🏽
😂 Ru needs to host more or just join the SNL cast.
The skit where he was teaching the children at the library how to “read” was awesome 🤣🤣
Ego needs more screentime she’s amazing
She’s awesome!
Wtf
You should listen to her on the Comedy Bang Bang podcast. She kills everytime!!
She is funny and beautiful
Much funnier and more attractive than FRANKENSTEIN Jones, LMFAO
love the 2 belts Rupaul is wearing
Cher Bear that's because the uniform is too large for him
Lol. They both have on a pair of belts tho. 🤷🏾♂️
Pants belt and gun belt are separate
Omg i di dnt notice
They all have 2 belts...because cops wear 2 belts. You have one to hold your pants up and one with your gun and gear on it.
can't blame Pete for breaking 🤣
That nigga always breaks. Hes lucky hes cute lmao cuz my dude pete cant act for shit 😂
But he does it all the time.
Flooded the she shed!
@@TheBasher-_- you must be out of your mind Pete lookes like he's in ALL the drugs
@@sopapiabruce6429 Again, I don't understand the attraction at all. He must have a huge dick or something.
RuPaul with a mustache gives me an anxiety that I can't quite place
"He's an organ donor". Well don't just give it away, make me work for it". 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Oh look he's an organ donor."
"Well don't just give it away make me work for it." 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 oh lawd I laughed so hard I farted. There goes one rib. I'm skinnier than ever.
😂😂😂
Antony S. Trujillo Lmao
Ew wtf who laughs and farts
@@three7446 me...that's who 🤴🏽💁🏽♂️
@@amadeuis1
Me, too, gurrrrl. 🤷🏽♂️
"Okay well I'm gonna have to determine if there's probable cause, because you probably caused me to uh... flood my sheshed"
Im dead...lolol
Pete trying so hard not to break - he did well!! I’m surprised they let him do this sketch with how much he usually breaks. Good job Pete 😍😍
"Put you in my lap, face down, and set it till you vibrate" 🤣🤣🤣
RuPaul is hilarious and sometimes I don’t think he gets enough credit for being so funny. He’s a great actor. This is one of the funniest SNL’s that I’ve seen in a while. He just seems so natural.
Crazy how Ru’s toned down personality is hysterical for straight people
Hysterical? Bit of a stretch
Those were pity laughs
David, this is _Ru Paul_. Believe me, that was toned down.
--Dave, the guardrail was nowhere NEAR melting
That is Ru Paul, Uncle. He is whatEVER he wants to be.
--Dave, you have correctly perceived that his moustache ... is NOT HIS OWN {dun dun DUNN}
If this is funny, you must have just found out about SNL.
Pete was losin it
Talkindurinthemovie Definitely the best part!
all the time....
Rite
Yeah he seemed to be really enjoying himself lol
When does he not?
Those cops are "extra" thirsty...smh
Nobody else gonna mention that Ru is wearing two belts in this skit?
Perfection 👌
LMFAO! This needs to become a regular skit!
The least believable part of this whole thing is Pete Davidson being only 6’1
AdInfinitumSpero no, it’s Pete ever going to Lehigh
Huh
That's his actual height...
Being wrong
In one of his stand-up bits, he says he's 6'3", 145 lbs, and "has a problem with wind" (meaning he's so tall and skinny, he's afraid he'll get blown away on a windy day).
> Oh, oh, and look at that. He’s an organ donor!
> Well don’t just give it away! Make me work for it!
Funniest line of the skit!!
@R G I'm doing a study to find out why?
R G Me and the 517 other people are all pole smokers. Pole smokers unite!!
“Yeah babe I’m like black ice... You won’t see me coming” 💀😂🤣😜😝
Lololol
I don't get it
What's black ice
I honestly don’t get that joke. Are like black ice cubes supposed to be difficult to see?
So nasty!!!!
Ego is amazing here. She's so natural and confident. Her hair also looks great on her
This is such positive energy I can’t help but Stan Ru Paul should be an official cast member
“He will hurt me, but he can’t break what is already broken.” Lol 😂 Good one ☝️
"And I haven't eaten in 8 months if you know what I sayin." Ego was great in this sketch. She and RuPaul worked well together.
*"She," not "her."
@@XanderBeckett1 Thanks for the heads up. I have not looked at this post since I wrote it. That's what happens when you write something at two in the morning, half-asleep.
Even with a mustache, Ru Paul looking better than me haha
The wig I was not feeling it
Chocolate rain lookn ass
i thought he was playing a lesbian at the begging
Peppa Jack
It made Ru Paul look hella young in this
Peppa Jack I know, unfair, in drag or not, Ru looks better than I do in my most days. 💜💯 Ru !
I love it!!!! The casting for this sketch was perfect!! And Pete, that last line got me . Awesome sketch
This entire sketch was SO funny
RuPaul really exceed my expectations tonight! I had a real laugh everytime he was on ✨
This skit wildly exceeded my expectations, loved it
“Well just don’t give it away... make me work for”🤣🤣
Haha
I want to see another thirsty cops skit. 🤣
Okay, that was cute... and ORIGINAL. Haven't seen anything on that scene theme before.
Entertaining. Thanks all...
At first I thought the idea of being pulled over by horny cops was kind of sinister but they really surprised me w this one! Actual lols and Ru is amazing in it too
“I’m gonna have to determine if there is probable cause cause you’ve probably caused me to flood my she shed.”
😂🤣
“I’m like Black ice, you won’t see me coming!!!” Hahahaha
I just love the hip thrusts Paul just subtly gives off 3:48 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"If you can't afford an attorney, then I dont want anything to do with you" LoL!!!!
Looks like Pete has gained some weight, it suits him
Kay C. Still the worst actor in the world though . Doesn’t even try
@@iamtheCircus He's not an actor. He's a comedian.
Actually he's an actor AND a comedian. And very eclectic at that , I might add.
@@iamtheCircus Be nice
@@iamtheCircus Calm down, Pete does just fine. The hyperbole is unnecessary.
"Ooo, he a freak!" Lmfaooooo
The last thing Pete said😂😂
01:53 "Now let's read him his Miranda rights. My name is Miranda and I does it right!"
Ego is flawless and deserves much more screen time!!
I watched these out of order. This is the best skit of the episode.
This skit reminds me of Madtv lol
Good point. I still have skits from that show stuck in my head from the early 2000s. In a good way.
There was a sketch MADtv had where two guys are stranded on the road and their flashlights keep cutting out, so they smack them and shake them to get them to work. Unfortunately, due to the night time lighting, it looks like masturbation and various gay sex acts and the two guys get busted for it.
@Bella Bella Exactly. Don't dig SNL, fine. Don't insult it!
Okay but Pete was "recklessly hot" in this sketch tbh
You need 👓
@@homerdrumpf4877 I mean, if we're going with popular opinion, you're in the wrong on this one.
@@matthewcurlee6661 your rite.
Trump should marry his daughter. Ivanhoe
@Cognitive Chaos It seems like you...do care. A little jealous even. I mean, he dated multiple celebrities including one of the biggest pop stars on the planet. He's literally considered attractive by the masses.
You seem salty that people think he's attractive?
Absolutely 😛😛
"Flood my she shed." Oh my!
The Police academy reboot 2020
Does anyone remember that old school movie back in the day
Yessss! Loved Police Academy!
@@ShanteRoxxane it's a good movie and the best movie ever..
They, are all on Netflix
@@princessria1026 ok 😃
I wanna see Keegan Michael key and rupaul in the same sketch
Pete can't stop snorting with laughter, I love it.
2:48 'Whot seems to be the problem ouver herh?' Kate's Baltimore accent is EVERYTHING lmaoooo
Grace W Sounds a bit Philly.
@@nerdlarge4691 and Lehigh U is in PA.... But on closer inspection Kate's uniform says Baltimore. Baltimore and Philly accents have a lot of similarities.
Her “go” pronunciation too 👍
Definitely not a Baltimore accent
Bmore born and raised and I can tell you that's not a Baltimore accent
"he will hurt me but you can't break what is already broken" same Kate, same
People were asking for this sketch again, from the last one and now look at this. LEGENDARY!
Sacramento Cops,
Look out, you've got competition...
Sweetness and Light LMFAO
SOO TRUE
As a citizen of Sacramento, I agree with this statement.
As a citizen of vacaville are they really like this? Oh god😂😂😂😂😂cant even picture it
@@FlameOnTheBeat
Regarding, Sacramento Sheriff.
Sex & the Sheriff's Department .
There are rumors in almost every Sheriff's Department of miss conduct. The biggest rumor I've ever heard about Sacramento Sheriff is, that they don't solve rape cases because, they maybe the ones doing the raping.
But, who really knows?
This needs to be a regular segment on SNL
Let's hear it for RuPaul....unbelievable talent and a classic Icon. 👍
"Thirsty Cops"! That was wrong in so many ways!!
"In this human or that human?" Hilarious!
Never thought I'd ever see kate and Pete have proper one on one dialogue in a scene! This was great
Haven’t seen a good one like this in a long time!!
They did an earlier version of this concept in a previous season: ua-cam.com/video/fBgDC2mYsUg/v-deo.html Bringing it back for Rupaul was a pretty funny callback.
They had this previously when Seth Meyers hosted. I thought they wouldn't have it anymore because the Baltimore Police Department complained about it (since the uniforms are from the Baltimore Police Department).
RuPaul was so underrated for many years,, I am so glad that everybody could see the Star that he truly really is💫❤️🧡💛💚💙💜☄️
Star???? Nope, Just a sissy
Simple Waze 😩😂
That black ice line was perfect.
Pls I love Pete so much 😂
RuPaul needs to host more often. He's a natural!
He's underrated as a comedian. I hope they have him back often :)
@@madnessbydesignVria I totally agree. He was better than some well known actors who have hosted.
I love how Pete breaks character
RuPaul can never look straight 😂😂😂
"My name is Miranda and I does it right"😂😂😂
The miranda rights joke is one of the few times I had that uncontrollably loud laugh and drew attention to myself at work. Worth it
“What my partner is trying to say is you is a snack and the two of us can make a meal” 😂😂
Is that Baltimore city police officers uniform 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
LOL, I went to Lehigh, so the sweatshirt is a surprise
Was just about to say - looks like an SNL writer got pulled over at the lookout!
LOL I commented something similar, just was at tally ho last night and see this in the morning
Yeah and so did a lot of other people who don't feel the need to comment about it because they're not fucking lame like other people!!!!!
this whole sketch is just everyone hitting on pete
Pete is Zaddy!🥰🥰 laughing the whole time!