Here’s the links for the weekly podcast! Thanks to everyone who has listened so far 😁 if you enjoy it and you’re kind enough to leave a review, we’ll read it on the show! PODCAST APPLE: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/90-day-fiance-thequickslice-way/id1643069234 PODCAST SPOTIFY: open.spotify.com/show/5nJJrjFLOQDt86L8tsf0b0
Love the podcast! You and your brother have the most chill conversations. It’s so relaxing to listen to your spot on observations, your interesting side notes, your sighs when the previous season is mentioned and your giggles when another drink is thrown. Your humor is great. I listen on Spotify so I can’t leave a review there, but I did give you 5 stars 🌟 Looking forward to next week 😊
The way she said “ew” to the cow being $500… how much did she think a whole entire cow was going to cost? I’ve never been in the market for a cow but I just feel like that wasn’t an unreasonable price 😂🤨
My theories are that he's intentionally choosing these women bc he knows it won't last long & that his fam wouldn't approve. Also, he's using the show as a way to promote his 'music' on a wider stage
I feel like Usman tricked both BGL and Kim into bringing gifts of livestock because he knew that would be offensive to his family and he just thought it would be funny. Kim says she won’t be second anything, but she’s the second person to fall for the livestock trick.
Ok I know this has gotten confusing for everyone, but I've been following this situation pretty intently, so I'm going to break down the hierarchy of wives at least as I see it at this point: 1. A younger woman who hasn't even been found yet 2. A PlayStation 3. A cow 4. Kim Hope this helps!
I hate the insinuation that her having a lesbian friend means that she is one as well. Or that dating women is somehow different than dating men after their 7th breakup. Even if a woman happens to be bi, it doesn't mean she's hooking up w every woman she's in contact with
Exactly! Even if Liz were dating both men and women when her and Ed were broken up it wouldn't make a difference. It's such a harmful stereotype that bi people are these promiscuous cheaters. They have the likelihood to cheat just as much as anyone else, be it straight or gay. Sexualities don't make up a person!
@@Ass_of_Amalek I hate it so much, remember when they found out Rose dated a woman after Ed? That was so disgusting and they acted like she committed a crime
"the most elaborate way to start a farm in the history of the world" CRACKED ME UP - at least that would be more honorable than whatever Usman is probably up to
She must think that being the first wife means he loves her more. She would be perfectly happy to take him to America and leaves his other wife and child(ren) behind to never be seen or heard from again.
youre killing us all here dude, the " the dog is looking at the alcohol on the shelf everyone drinks too much and I gotta go to bed and wake up early" is just 💀💀💀💀💀
Your videos are already TOP TIER and hilarious, but adding that Andy (The Office) clip has me crying laughing and makes me love your channel and videos even more❤❤❤❤❤
she knows what she's buying just like a dirty old man - she's offering a person much younger a wealthier lifestyle ( green card)to marry her for the sex she wants.
Never seen an episode of this show in my life yet I watch all your videos. Please keep it up?! Have you ever though about covering other dumpster fires like the bachelor!
@@TheQuickSlice would love to see you cover more reality tv relationships in general. You do a good job of pointing out the absurdity. Maybe even a vintage show like tila tequila (she had her own love show twice and didnt end up with anyone)
Anyone else realize Big Ed looks like Steven Seagal and Danny Devito had a child? His long hair is exactly Steven seagals haircut. And he is exactly Devitos height and body shape.
I think Kim is more attractive than she thinks she is, but she eschews the styles (hair, makeup, wardrobe) that would flatter her, and same with the men she dates. It’s a shame that she’s running from who she is and trying to be something she isn’t with someone she shouldn’t.
LOL I've listened to some of this guy's uploads several times and still laugh every time. This guy is one of the funniest commentators in online history, no exaggeration.
I do think it’s important to stress that while Ed starts singing his own praises over the lack of contact with his mom and daughter as some huge favour to Liz, he didn’t cut them off, they cut him off. He says her friend who is “bad for her” shouldn’t have been at the party and uses his mom and daughter to guilt trip but he openly stated multiple times that he had invited both of them, even after what his daughter did to Liz. I agree that they’re the most toxic on the show and one of the worst relationships I’ve ever seen on one of these shows, it’s actually horrifying that they’re still together Great video as always! Your commentary on these slow motion train wrecks is my absolute favourite
So ready for sundays episode tho lol I lost it when they said the bull was a bribe but yeah they’ve been through Lisa so of course they’re gonna expect the worst 😂
If my partner would do that to me i will be like "Oh, you are as broke as i am. Maybe we should see other people. Or make a plan to get rich somehow idk."
@Shhhhh I'm sure there's a few good guys out there. I have a 21 yr old son, I would encourage to use a coupon. Atleast for a good meal. Not some fast food place.
How is using a coupon anywhere for anything bad? Haha I get if it’s like multiple and becomes a chore for the cashier or something like that but how is fronting that you don’t need a coupon a flex? Some smooth brained shit thinking right there
Apparently this whole lesbian drama was just for the cameras (shocker!) and the woman who touched Liz’s arm wanted nothing to do with the narrative TLC was trying to spin 🙅🏻♀️🙅🏻♀️🙅🏻♀️ love your vid’s Slice! 😁
I have complimented your snarky humor on a different video but I had to again. IT is so effortless I have to assume you are like this the rest of the time too. You crack me up.
The last time Ed broke up with Liz, she told him he'd hurt her so bad that she'd rather try dating women than date other men again. Basically something every woman has ever said when we've been hurt and are just blowing off steam. The woman Ed is jealous over atm is/was a coworker who is a lesbian. He's got no real reason just his insecurities, as always.
He's got no neck maybe he couldn't turn to see what was really happening. How is he allowed to drive anyhow when he can't turn his neck to check for cars!?
It’s insane kimbaaarly is offended at the thought of being the 2nd wife, she was the one who invented that tier system. I would imagine the ranking would be equal & only upped if Use Man decided he liked one wife’s personality more. Her idea of having a hidden away in a dark place 2nd child bearing wife is ridiculous, obviously they would live together so the responsibility of daily life is shared. She needs to think on the reason people have shared households in that country, she is just ignorant to think you have a ranking system & wives for children or anything else. Delusional as per usual 😂😂
Thanks QuickSlice, this video made my day. Possibly my weekend. By the way, did anyone else noticed the Pepto Bismol on the counter behind Liz? I wonder which of them has GI problems? My guess would be Ed. He looks like one big GI problem.
Um, idk. Bribes can be a good way to start a marriage. My husband's grandparents have been married for 62 years, and that all started w/bumming a cigarette 😂
I have been absorbing all these “Quickslices” this channels reminds me some of Prim, which i’ve missed, obviously Prim has moved, AND IT’S FINE NOW, CUZ I’VE BEEN EATING ALL THESE SLICES!! Loving this channel! Love the sarcasm!! Too funny!
QuickSlice...man, you kill me!! 🤣 I now watch reality shows and just naturally hear you expertly truth bomb it all in my head 😆 Your humour is awesome man, Thanks from Scotland 👌
I was so excited to see you had a new video update, I was jumping up and down! And I learned another interesting word, yammy! My vocabulary is growing lol big hugs!
The man who sells the cows is not convinced by a word he says. But he is a committed salesman. he will sell you the cow and he will tell you that the cow shit will heal you if he feels that you want to hear it to finish the deal .😂
I stumbled across your channel...and love it. You Content Creators are dragging the hell out of Use-Man and Kimbaaaaaaaaleee! And the fact that Use-Man thinks he looks sooooo good and has soooo much to offer a Woman makes me laugh hysterically!!😅🤣🤣😅🤣
Back up plan: the Trojan cow. Ultimate weapon. 9:42 Big Ed with a high tech excavator: We'll see about that. Just kidding. Hehe. Unless. **casualy get in the excavator and starts it**
Here’s the links for the weekly podcast! Thanks to everyone who has listened so far 😁 if you enjoy it and you’re kind enough to leave a review, we’ll read it on the show!
PODCAST APPLE: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/90-day-fiance-thequickslice-way/id1643069234
PODCAST SPOTIFY: open.spotify.com/show/5nJJrjFLOQDt86L8tsf0b0
Love the podcast! You and your brother have the most chill conversations. It’s so relaxing to listen to your spot on observations, your interesting side notes, your sighs when the previous season is mentioned and your giggles when another drink is thrown. Your humor is great. I listen on Spotify so I can’t leave a review there, but I did give you 5 stars 🌟 Looking forward to next week 😊
@@ivanabrike so happy you’re enjoying it, we really appreciate the kind words 😁 we’ve been having a lot of fun recording each episode
Just followed the podcast, going to listen 👂 at work. You guys are halarious!!
@@TheQuickSliceHave you done a video on Usman and Lisa? 90 day before 90 days
Love the podcasts also, they make my day to be honest 😂
The way she said “ew” to the cow being $500… how much did she think a whole entire cow was going to cost? I’ve never been in the market for a cow but I just feel like that wasn’t an unreasonable price 😂🤨
I think she was just milking the situation....besides that cow was a knight!!!
....................his name was Sir Loin
I used to see cattle auctions a lot as a kid. the prices were mind boggling... when I was a kid. Now, I get it.
Funny, the cow could say the very same about her LOL
@@dopeytripod wish I could downvote twice
I think she was looking for the discount cow rack
She knows her worth, says the lady chasing the young boy around the room whining to get some yammy lmao
She has no worth
😂💀💀
Yammy is crazy
My theories are that he's intentionally choosing these women bc he knows it won't last long & that his fam wouldn't approve.
Also, he's using the show as a way to promote his 'music' on a wider stage
Ouuu truuuue.
yeah it makes good entertainment, i think its funny
Useman is definitely on the show for the promotion of his music.
If that's what it's called ...music....
It definitely sucks.
Yes. That's right. Also... i feel maybe people go to this show because of this.
"The first time I've seen a white woman in person!" 😂😭
And how disappointing.
Kim is the cow!
I thought I had safely scrubbed the word "skoodilypoop" from my mind, but then here you come.
You can never get rid of Skoodilypoop
"Ew" at $500 for a cow? I guess she wanted a discownt.
😂
I feel like Usman tricked both BGL and Kim into bringing gifts of livestock because he knew that would be offensive to his family and he just thought it would be funny. Kim says she won’t be second anything, but she’s the second person to fall for the livestock trick.
Kim is 5th wife material
Kim is the cow.
Lol. Good point
Who is BGL
@@ooshgooch7671 Baby Girl Lisaaaaaaa!
Does Usman have a thing for elderly chainsmokers...?
Ok I know this has gotten confusing for everyone, but I've been following this situation pretty intently, so I'm going to break down the hierarchy of wives at least as I see it at this point:
1. A younger woman who hasn't even been found yet
2. A PlayStation
3. A cow
4. Kim
Hope this helps!
😂 😂 😂
Dude forgot abt the macbook pro smh, so much for intently
Always look forward to your uploads! Quality never wavers, awesome job!
Thank you so much!! 😁
kim saying "i know my worth" made me spit out my drink
I hate the insinuation that her having a lesbian friend means that she is one as well.
Or that dating women is somehow different than dating men after their 7th breakup.
Even if a woman happens to be bi, it doesn't mean she's hooking up w every woman she's in contact with
these reality TV shows love equating bisexuality with promiscuity for some reason. I don't even understand why that's a trope.
@@Ass_of_Amalek you're right!
Exactly! Even if Liz were dating both men and women when her and Ed were broken up it wouldn't make a difference. It's such a harmful stereotype that bi people are these promiscuous cheaters. They have the likelihood to cheat just as much as anyone else, be it straight or gay. Sexualities don't make up a person!
@@Ass_of_Amalek I hate it so much, remember when they found out Rose dated a woman after Ed? That was so disgusting and they acted like she committed a crime
@@Jenna-in4br yeah that was weird that they even brought it up
Ed's dog watching them argue was cracking me up dude omg
It is obvious that what Usman and Kim have is true love. When they are on the screen the love just ..... there are no words!
Sarcasm or satire, either way you’re joking right?
@@totallynotimari 🤫
@@totallynotimari Yes I am joking.🤣
"the most elaborate way to start a farm in the history of the world" CRACKED ME UP - at least that would be more honorable than whatever Usman is probably up to
Usman is a hustler 🤣.... Full of patience too.
She must think that being the first wife means he loves her more. She would be perfectly happy to take him to America and leaves his other wife and child(ren) behind to never be seen or heard from again.
couldn’t of said it better
Thank you for saving me the trouble of actually watching this show. Keep up the good work!
youre killing us all here dude, the " the dog is looking at the alcohol on the shelf everyone drinks too much and I gotta go to bed and wake up early" is just 💀💀💀💀💀
Your videos are already TOP TIER and hilarious, but adding that Andy (The Office) clip has me crying laughing and makes me love your channel and videos even more❤❤❤❤❤
You always penetrate the nature n psychology of human beings. Love ur work so much!
Thank you! Glad you enjoy the videos 😁
"The most elaborate way to start a farm"😄😂🤣
As an African im glad they called her out on that stupid bribe! WHO does that!! Im beyond shocked
That's what she gets for listening to Use-Man...she would've been better off Googling an appropriate gift for his mother.
Kim is the cow!
You are so casually hilarious, love the sarcasm!
How can Kim not see she's being scammed...what the hell
Love your videos btw!
She's got on rose colored contacts with glasses while color blind. Kim couldn't detect a red flag to save her life
she knows what she's buying just like a dirty old man - she's offering a person much younger a wealthier lifestyle ( green card)to marry her for the sex she wants.
Ed looks like he was bonked on the head and neck became stuck
Never seen an episode of this show in my life yet I watch all your videos. Please keep it up?!
Have you ever though about covering other dumpster fires like the bachelor!
I know I’m a veteran of reality tv…but shockingly I have never actually watched the bachelor 😮 maybe I’ll have to check it out!
@@TheQuickSlice - You definitely should! The newer seasons aren’t as good I think but it would still be a goldmine of content
@@TheQuickSlice would love to see you cover more reality tv relationships in general. You do a good job of pointing out the absurdity. Maybe even a vintage show like tila tequila (she had her own love show twice and didnt end up with anyone)
@@TheQuickSlice Two words from the Bachelor franchise: Clare Crawley
Nothing brightens my day like a new video from TheQuickSlice! 💜💜
How long have you been in therapy?
@@notrend_ ??
Kim: “I know my worth”.
A PS 5 and a laptop…and a cow.
HAH!!👍🏽😜
If Usman proposed she would jump at the chance to marry him. Kim is the only dummy in this scenario.
Anyone else realize Big Ed looks like Steven Seagal and Danny Devito had a child? His long hair is exactly Steven seagals haircut. And he is exactly Devitos height and body shape.
Seagal ?? You have to watch a video from "space ice" my friend
New dating show idea: Big Ed is the bachelor and all the contestants are women Usman has charmed online
give Kim a break she's worked so hard🥺 she went from potential to gf hopefully she'll get the 1st wife title too
Lmfaooo.
Zoe…she is 40 something years old 😐😐😐😐😐. She is trying to date a guy in his 20’s. What do you think the possibility of her getting married is?
She was a bro too in between the fan and the gf
I think Kim is more attractive than she thinks she is, but she eschews the styles (hair, makeup, wardrobe) that would flatter her, and same with the men she dates. It’s a shame that she’s running from who she is and trying to be something she isn’t with someone she shouldn’t.
I agree with this 👍🏻
You really need to do Chaz/Branwin from Love After Lockup. They need your talent roasting them
😅😅😂😂” if usman keep dating people he can start a farm” looool
I'm working, but ur uploads make my day. I was actually listening to old videos from u rn ahahha
LOL I've listened to some of this guy's uploads several times and still laugh every time. This guy is one of the funniest commentators in online history, no exaggeration.
Thanks for the kind words you two 😁❤️
I do think it’s important to stress that while Ed starts singing his own praises over the lack of contact with his mom and daughter as some huge favour to Liz, he didn’t cut them off, they cut him off. He says her friend who is “bad for her” shouldn’t have been at the party and uses his mom and daughter to guilt trip but he openly stated multiple times that he had invited both of them, even after what his daughter did to Liz. I agree that they’re the most toxic on the show and one of the worst relationships I’ve ever seen on one of these shows, it’s actually horrifying that they’re still together
Great video as always! Your commentary on these slow motion train wrecks is my absolute favourite
Angela is most toxic imo
@@alongfellow4147 not gonna argue lol Angela is super fucked
@@alongfellow4147she’s probably the most toxic individual, yeah. But I think Liz Ed might be the worst couple, at least imo.
So ready for sundays episode tho lol I lost it when they said the bull was a bribe but yeah they’ve been through Lisa so of course they’re gonna expect the worst 😂
I clicked out. Thanks for the warning. See you in the next one.
Liz wants to be an actress and I’ll give it to her she ain’t bad! 😂
First time watching - your thoughtful, insightful, sarcasm is hilarious 😅!
I've been with my husband almost 30 years. I took him out to dinner using a coupon. No bribing in this relationship. 😂
If my partner would do that to me i will be like "Oh, you are as broke as i am. Maybe we should see other people. Or make a plan to get rich somehow idk."
@@bluebeka2458 well I was 16 at the time. And that coupon was for a steak and lobster dinner. So I guess I did pretty good.
@Shhhhh I'm sure there's a few good guys out there. I have a 21 yr old son, I would encourage to use a coupon. Atleast for a good meal. Not some fast food place.
How is using a coupon anywhere for anything bad? Haha I get if it’s like multiple and becomes a chore for the cashier or something like that but how is fronting that you don’t need a coupon a flex? Some smooth brained shit thinking right there
@JakeStateFarm420 did you get picked yet?
you on one today Slice EARLY AF got ya boy excited 😂
Apparently this whole lesbian drama was just for the cameras (shocker!) and the woman who touched Liz’s arm wanted nothing to do with the narrative TLC was trying to spin 🙅🏻♀️🙅🏻♀️🙅🏻♀️ love your vid’s Slice! 😁
Lol the part with the dog is fantastic 😆
I ate an edible and was like .... Wtf to do now. AND THIS MASTERPIECE APPEARS!!!! I feel blessed. Thank you. Pls do UK 🙏🙏
Wish we could hang out. 😂😂
I have complimented your snarky humor on a different video but I had to again. IT is so effortless I have to assume you are like this the rest of the time too. You crack me up.
Always a good laugh....your commentary is awesome as always😂🤣❤
Yooo quickslice It’s 6am and I’m getting ready for school right now watching your videos. I always Rewatch ur videos over and over
The last time Ed broke up with Liz, she told him he'd hurt her so bad that she'd rather try dating women than date other men again. Basically something every woman has ever said when we've been hurt and are just blowing off steam. The woman Ed is jealous over atm is/was a coworker who is a lesbian. He's got no real reason just his insecurities, as always.
He's got no neck maybe he couldn't turn to see what was really happening. How is he allowed to drive anyhow when he can't turn his neck to check for cars!?
@@alongfellow4147 😂😂 you just know he needs a booster seat to see over the steering wheel too!
She says she might try women and shows up with a lesbian. Also told him he's fat with a small PeePee. I think that's enough for him to be insecure
The long awaited return of scoodillipoop (how the eff does one spell that?????)
...."skidoodlypoop"?
It’s insane kimbaaarly is offended at the thought of being the 2nd wife, she was the one who invented that tier system. I would imagine the ranking would be equal & only upped if Use Man decided he liked one wife’s personality more. Her idea of having a hidden away in a dark place 2nd child bearing wife is ridiculous, obviously they would live together so the responsibility of daily life is shared. She needs to think on the reason people have shared households in that country, she is just ignorant to think you have a ranking system & wives for children or anything else. Delusional as per usual 😂😂
What an amazing way to start my Friday!!!
Just the way you say things,your come backs are Hilarious 😆🤣😂🤣👊👏👏
What a lovely, normal and not at all toxic relationship Ed and Liz have. I think we should all aspire to have relationships just like theirs.
Next time I take a new girlfriend to meet my parents I'm going to insist she takes livestock.
i went to go show my wife a video from the other night and my whole history from today was your videos lol. love the content dude!
Kim is so funny looking like she's from the Simpsons and little Eddy is so gross how is he allowed to drive
I’m WEAK. She does.
Simpsons!!!
Very rough looking woman
"Do you think I could take one of their eggs home?"
Holy shit 😂😂😂
I love these videos, I need a weekly upload Slice 😅😊
"do you think i could bribe your mom with one of their eggs?" Lmfao
Thanks QuickSlice, this video made my day. Possibly my weekend.
By the way, did anyone else noticed the Pepto Bismol on the counter behind Liz? I wonder which of them has GI problems? My guess would be Ed. He looks like one big GI problem.
"ew that's like my paycheck"
Yea it's also like over a month worth of food homie
Um, idk. Bribes can be a good way to start a marriage. My husband's grandparents have been married for 62 years, and that all started w/bumming a cigarette 😂
It's funny because the background keeps changing when big Ed and Liz are arguing so I wonder how many takes this took 🤔 😂
Big Ed is what happens if an amputated thumb is not properly disposed of and grows to be a human
I have been absorbing all these “Quickslices” this channels reminds me some of Prim, which i’ve missed, obviously Prim has moved, AND IT’S FINE NOW, CUZ I’VE BEEN EATING ALL THESE SLICES!! Loving this channel! Love the sarcasm!! Too funny!
Yes Slice! They are my favourite trainwreck couple, and I have been waiting for your update on them. Thanks bud!
"I know my worth"
No you don't, If you had any respect for yourself you wouldnt have put yourself into this situation
These grandmas are wild. To absorb toxic youthfulness of scam artists. They all deserve eachother.
OMFG I died when you used the clip of the Office hahahaha
“Can’t buy me love”.
-The Beatles 🎸
You know BB Grl, any foundation for a solid relationship starts with a PS5, and
A Cow.
She was completely delulu 🎉
"I don't want to be a bother" lol
I love your commentry.. makes me laugh all the time 🤣🤣
Also you should look into the reality show called Sister Wives...
QuickSlice...man, you kill me!! 🤣 I now watch reality shows and just naturally hear you expertly truth bomb it all in my head 😆 Your humour is awesome man, Thanks from Scotland 👌
I was so excited to see you had a new video update, I was jumping up and down! And I learned another interesting word, yammy! My vocabulary is growing lol big hugs!
The greatest channel for this content! Thank U QS!
She bought a whole ps5 that cost way more than the cow I promise you 😂
The man who sells the cows is not convinced by a word he says. But he is a committed salesman. he will sell you the cow and he will tell you that the cow shit will heal you if he feels that you want to hear it to finish the deal .😂
I feel like five hundred dollars is cheap for an entire cow, for an American anyway
I’m new to the channel been binging for two days so satisfying 😂
Shes making a cow offering 😂.
My day just got better after your upload
Usman is a grown ass man using the "i can't, my parents said no" excuse to get out of a relationship
New code for going #2: "I've dropped positive hints"
I stumbled across your channel...and love it. You Content Creators are dragging the hell out of Use-Man and Kimbaaaaaaaaleee! And the fact that Use-Man thinks he looks sooooo good and has soooo much to offer a Woman makes me laugh hysterically!!😅🤣🤣😅🤣
Are there foreign women thatll buy me gifts and a cow?😂
Omg that’s true she one upped baby girl Lisa, she only got a goat 🐐
Love you, QuickSlice!
Big Ed won't be happy till he don't get nobody anymore. And that in life is scary.
I love your sarcasm 🤣🤣
YAMMY = SKOODILYPOOP I WAS EATING I ALMOST CHOKED
Gross!!
Back up plan: the Trojan cow. Ultimate weapon.
9:42 Big Ed with a high tech excavator: We'll see about that. Just kidding. Hehe. Unless. **casualy get in the excavator and starts it**
Watching a slice of bread analizing reality shows>>>>>>>actually watching em'
i was not prepared for the big ed jumpscare
i LIVE for these videos :DDD always having the best time