The thing is they're not joking they're all high. You know when you go to park your car. And you know, you can't. It wasn't a joke. Alex took a stab at Damon's "bedroom abilities". Any way Alex was on coke same with Dave. Not all but a some guys can't get it up when on coke. But heroin there's no real desire. You have something else better.
Also if you go through old punk bands that were known for heroin you'll see and hear expressions like warm hug. Warm sunny field. Warm sunny beach. Warm sunny holiday. Okay. Now keep that in mind and remember Justine wrote songs about bad s.ex. Now look at the lyrics in advert.
@@babyb667 Damon is a heavy long term heroin addict. Heroin dramatically impacts the bedroom but a lot the most don't want to bother it and would rather just do herion instead because it feels way better than organisms. Justine sang about bad sex and basically Damon's response to it was talk about thing else you need more heroin.
0:18 *me* Alex looks very classy, what a gentleman *Alex* I have very smelly feet *me* ... *me* yes, *very* classy indeed (Edit: I just noticed that he also said he has very bad breath - oh Alex, you really know what to say to win a girl's heart)
My legs are dummy thicc my friend says I then replied well that's what happens when you carry 2 times your body weight with only your legs in your jujitsu class!
Um thanks for the fact? Though as much as a prick he was in the interview he has apologized and nard fogived him, and I which people just stop commenting it even though it was 20 years ago
I don't think Damon anticipated a third generation of teenage girls wooing over his mid 20's self lol
Oh this comment keeps me alive yes🤣🤣🌹🌹
Can relate 😂😂
Well I’m a dude and I think that Damon at any age is fucking Beautiful
The Entry *is
The Entry true
the clip of Graham singing "please don't kill our singer" gave me whiplash from laughing jesus christ
When was that? I always miss it
wiggledix bubsy 3:57
SAME
I've got a big big big BIG bassguitar and i'm called Alex!
:D
3:56 "Please don't kill our singer..." LMAO
HAHAHHAHAHA
i like how nobody ever laughs at their jokes
The thing is they're not joking they're all high. You know when you go to park your car. And you know, you can't. It wasn't a joke. Alex took a stab at Damon's "bedroom abilities". Any way Alex was on coke same with Dave. Not all but a some guys can't get it up when on coke. But heroin there's no real desire. You have something else better.
Also if you go through old punk bands that were known for heroin you'll see and hear expressions like warm hug. Warm sunny field. Warm sunny beach. Warm sunny holiday. Okay. Now keep that in mind and remember Justine wrote songs about bad s.ex. Now look at the lyrics in advert.
Go rewatch it. Look at Damon's behaviour as Alex says it.
@@amywalsh2001 what
@@babyb667 Damon is a heavy long term heroin addict. Heroin dramatically impacts the bedroom but a lot the most don't want to bother it and would rather just do herion instead because it feels way better than organisms. Justine sang about bad sex and basically Damon's response to it was talk about thing else you need more heroin.
Graham singing ‘Please don’t kill our singer’ when Damon was in the crowd is the funniest shit I’ve seen all year.
3:58 when Damon is been kidnapped and someone have to sing
What
Is that a situation xD
The only straight thing about blur is the stripes on Grahams shirt
I- where's the lie tho
oh
3:22 poor graham, he just wants to drink his tea man cmon
That was the most British thing I saw in my life
@@Rollingstonesfangirl I WAS THINKING THAT !!!
@@15steps_ToTheEnd and I respect that, is that Keith Richard's or Paul McCartney in your pf?
@@Rollingstonesfangirl It's actually, George Harrison hah :')
@@15steps_ToTheEnd ok, yeah I don't really like the Beatles prefer the stones respect+ to mic and Keith for getting the bitches
“Please don’t kill our singer, please don’t kill our singer AaAaaHhhh”
With a straight face!!
those 2 dislikes are from liam and noel
Alana Sanchez probably just Liam
@@savannahkrystall2698 with his account and a fake one
Yup
Blur are fucking gay
BALLASTEDGUN04 EFC is*
interveiwer: favourite sport?
no one:
alex: helicopters!
Wot!
WHALES
@@Anna-nf6ku
2D Will remember that(Unfortunately)
I hAd SoMeThInG wRiTtEn On My HaNd BuT nOw I’vE fOrGoTtEn It
Big me culture now that school started again
ElizaMooMoo can relate on an extreme level
Damon being 2-D before he came up with him.
I literally stopped doing homework just to watch this and holy shit im glad i did that
Omg your profile pic is a fluffy Alex Turner
@@videosvivi1 aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh yeeeah
i love how i relate to this comment
well worth it aye
arctic monkeys and bluuuur AaaAa you are my soulmate
Ok so Damon is gorgeous but alex as well WOOPH
mMmMmmMm
Sadly he's a tory
He's kinda dork.
IKR LIKE HOOOOLY SHIT
Yeah Alex is definitely the pretty boy of the band. Or was.
Blur as a band is just exceptionally charming. Fanciable as fuck, those boys.
Lmao felt that too hard mate
0:58
No one going to mention Alex saying his favourite sport is whales on a Japanese show
Smug Seal holy shit I didn’t even realise
whats up with whales and japan im confused
OMG didn't notice that
What a savage
@@tyjodun376 They kill them for fun.
And helicopters
4:36 ok but this clip is pretty underrated
"helloo"
*proceeds to pet the mic very carefully*
0:42 damon's attempt to stop what alex was saying and then graham laughing softly jajsjsjajjsja im actually crying
Do you know what Alex was saying?? I cannot figure it out he talks so British bro 😩
Do you want to see some puppies 🙃🥹🤣
*question geared towards musical insight*
"why did you start music"
damon: *literally wacking the posh out of alex*
I got a B I G B I G B I G B I G bass guitar
AnD iM cALLeD ALeX
plEaSeDON'T KILLouRSINGER
the french woman interviewing damon about the whole noel aids incidence and him just sleeping is so iconic
1:44 I don't know why but the way he says "can you go to commercial break?" always cracks me up
god please do a 'graham and damon being soft for each other' PLEASE PLEASE
I second that!
i NEED THAT TOO❤️💖💗💕💕💛🧡💝💞💟
I NEED THIS RIGHT NOW!!!!!
*Y E S.*
Yasss!!! Their bromance brings me life..
0:18 *me* Alex looks very classy, what a gentleman
*Alex* I have very smelly feet
*me* ...
*me* yes, *very* classy indeed
(Edit: I just noticed that he also said he has very bad breath - oh Alex, you really know what to say to win a girl's heart)
he's a heavy smoker, so the bad breath was a given really
BRO I THOUGHT HE SAID VERY ROUND BREAST
i’m crying at 3:21 omgg
please🕺don’t💃kill🕺our💃singer🕺✨please💃don’t🕺kill💃our🕺singer💃✨
Damon seems to have more of a British accent in these videos then he does now ;-;
He's moved around a lot so his accent will have changed slightly
He doesn’t put on Mockney anymore
yeah
why is everyone always hitting alex on the head
😢😢😢
1:37 It’s a bit like goin to see Morrissey, not quite as big as u thought it’d be 😂
'Ive got incredibly bad breath, very smelly feet, a headache, and everybody wants to know me!' 🤣 absolute quote for all eternity!
*0:06* we all know what he REALLY wanted to say...
Lol
Yep
Lets all take a moment to appreciate portia makes these compilations I NEEDED THIS THANKS
"Das ist gut. Ganz prima Bier!" As a german I was laughing out loud :D The way he pronounced the sentence :D
5:23 is what I'd do if graham was my boyfriend
Im using this as an introduction to Blur
5:24 when he pats graham on the head fkn love it
i like how alex always look serious in the music videos but he's really a goofball
1:35 WHAT A BEAUTY!
"I had something written on my hand but now I've forgotten it" as he runs across the stage like a cartoon character
Who else thinks that portia should do a video for Alex? Cause I do. (Great video, by the way).
PLEASE
ALEX Is so funny even with his big big big big bass guitar 🎸😂🤣
2:46 daaawww, is he taking a little nap? 🥰
Stop
Damon in shirt and tie is everything I need in my life.
Damon (young) is one of the most attractive people I have ever seen🥰
Account not in Use he is still atractive
Omg Damon and this Windows sound, my belly 👌🏻😂👏🏻
please don’t kill our singer please don’t kill our singer~
Omg i love Dave 💖
Yes more Dave appreciation please
I absolutely love how none of them give a shit about the press. They take the piss out of them at every turn.
i absolutely love your blur vids!!! you gotta make one dedicated to alex oh my god everything he says makes me wheeze with laughter
This channel is just perfect, I have no other words other then thank you.
Idk why but I was waiting for this.
i was literally just watching your damon vid ! u gotta make a video dedicated to graham uwu
yesss good idea, i’ll add it to my list :)
portia and one dedicated to the bromance that is Gramon!
@@blu00 this needs to be made
I love ur pfp
The gang I will forever wish I was in
Dave Griffiths that hurt cuz same XD
3:37 Alex knows very well!
I literally can't stop laughing every single second through the whole video omg they are so funny and cute!!!
how is it turns out to be that alex is more memetic person in blur than everyone else
2:36 my life :'v
Hablar español usteh?
They all are really beautiful, I’m falling in love with them.
Turn on subtitles at 0:35
0:24 Damon so fucking done with Alex omfg🤣🤣
2:06 Woah, his German is actually...not bad.
What’s he saying?
@@faithhhhhh3423 “beer’s brand I can’t spell” is very good! Really wonderful beer” smh along those lines.
Thank you for this content, you'll never know how much i've appriciated this.
thank you for watching ❤️❤️❤️
Gorillaz fans in May 2021: ugh why are Gorillaz collabing with Fred Perry it's too expensive! Sellouts!
Damon: 1:54
0:06 my god Alex was adorable why does he have to be a prick
wha... what happened to him? what did he do
@@desya1803 he sexually assaulted miki from lush. He bit her arse
@@desya1803 he’s a tory and SA someone b4
@@imeatinggoldfish oh my god
These wild and crazy British cuties: -w- *whack whack whack whack whack whack whack* My mum:....what are you watching?!
3:21 God I love the british ❤️
i love damon so much
5:27 omg hes legs r so thin
wiktorynka 420 I want his legs tbh
My legs are dummy thicc my friend says I then replied well that's what happens when you carry 2 times your body weight with only your legs in your jujitsu class!
@@peesockssick pfp and hello sock member
Can I have a heart because I like blur?
graham’s american accent gives me so much life 😍😍😍
"I'm quite happy picking my nose in taxis." - Alex
WE ARE GORGEOUS. EUROPE, LET’S GO!
OK WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THAT LAST CLIP WHERE DAVES WAVING TO THE CAMERA AND ACTING RLY CUTE
FR NO ONE TALKS ABT HOW CUTE DAVE IS SOMETIMES BROOO 😭😭
graham trying to drink his tea is such a mood honestly
alex was the original e-boy
When I say I fancy Alex, I mean I _really_ fancy alex
_6 minutes gay*_
What's wrong with 6 minutes?
@@therollingbeachfloyd645 no it's just the title is 6 minutes *straight* so I said 6 minutes *gay
Every time u post it makes my day
I‘m german and the beer part was so incredibly funny
“It could be about how you feel when you try to park your car... and you can’t”
alex was the original white boy of the month and nobody can tell me otherwise
THANK YOU i needed this more than i should have...
Yours is my favourite yt chanel, these videos make me so happy 😊 THANK YOU
Interviewer: What's your favorite sport?
Damon: Potholes
1:16 Graham already sang the first line of "Go out"
Dave is unappreciated by the general public
Um thanks for the fact? Though as much as a prick he was in the interview he has apologized and nard fogived him, and I which people just stop commenting it even though it was 20 years ago
Please don't kill our singer!!! Lol
“I got a BIG BIG BIG BIG bass guitar 🎸
i've waited so long for this. you are a god, thank you.
🎶 please don’t kill our singer, please don’t kill our singer 🎶
* proceeds to kill the singer *
they was 🥲sooooooooo wonderfull
Need a video about graham and damon being sweet to each other...
정유진 hell yes!! Gramon is very addictive and cute..
What is your favorite sport !
*Cricket
*American Football
*Helicopters
*Whales
Alex is such a babyboy
There should have been a blur movie like the Beatles had one. Would’ve been hilarious
We are gorgeous! Europe, let's go!
0:48 I didn't even know Alex was there
1:16 how did you find this? This is lit💜💜💜 thank you for making this hahaha
I think it's from MTV Blurography Part 1, which I can't find on UA-cam. I wonder if portia has it saved...
^ yep, i think it got blocked from youtube... i’ve got a link to it though! :)
mega.nz/#!aZoSlaRR!D2pJs4gfUT9-lm2wBxDX2o5WMKnDCs1Y4tlov2suywc
Thank you for this content