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  • @slugig
    @slugig 11 місяців тому +886

    I've done it. I've finally found Kam P's debut through watching KT reverse chronologically.

    • @gavinpeterson5323
      @gavinpeterson5323 9 місяців тому +41

      I’ve been doing the exact same thing and just got here

    • @captaininsano_pogo-8084
      @captaininsano_pogo-8084 9 місяців тому +14

      Same lol

    • @set7618
      @set7618 8 місяців тому +11

      same here lmfao, hes dope af. Kam the W

    • @villdoc
      @villdoc 8 місяців тому +3

      Me too lol

    • @joegarza9796
      @joegarza9796 8 місяців тому +7

      Late but in here sir

  • @rolandjensen6704
    @rolandjensen6704 Рік тому +1026

    Let’s all appreciate that Redban is the official lead vocalist on “This Is Hans Kim”

    • @pacificdream690
      @pacificdream690 Рік тому +25

      hilarious factoid, roland.

    • @diddlez2
      @diddlez2 Рік тому +84

      Yeah I could do with less Redban and a lot less Hans Kim

    • @jhh7185
      @jhh7185 Рік тому +5

      @@pacificdream690 quite riveting

    • @conorsbrokentibia4805
      @conorsbrokentibia4805 Рік тому +22

      It’s annoying

    • @axgreenious9400
      @axgreenious9400 Рік тому +32

      Redban is a great dood! Kill Tony would suffer without him.

  • @tacobill42069
    @tacobill42069 Рік тому +671

    Just a friendly reminder that Tony promised in one of the episodes about 3 years ago that he will sing System of a Down's Toxicity on the 10th year anniversary stream.
    Someone please remind him of that, or upvote this shit with a hope he sees it!

    • @jonw3462
      @jonw3462 Рік тому +3

      I do t wana cringe

    • @thenaiveofficial2670
      @thenaiveofficial2670 Рік тому +5

      He did already do it as skankfest I think , and Matt and Shane sang dragula

    • @devinsmith5926
      @devinsmith5926 Рік тому +2

      That is legitimately one of my favorite songs to play on acoustic.

    • @void-walker-
      @void-walker- Рік тому

      he did it at skankfest houston, it on youtube they do like karoake with comedians.

    • @0ucantstopme034
      @0ucantstopme034 Рік тому

      I'm catching up on videos that I haven't seen before, and I just watched that episode last week...

  • @christianhbuck
    @christianhbuck Рік тому +450

    8:20 Doug Stanhope
    11:13 Hans Kim
    18:16 Travis Przybylski 👕🚫
    28:21 Sean Tie
    35:34 Jared Nathan
    45:09 Arunwir Mangat
    49:30 Jake Tail
    52:41 Daniel Dwan
    57:43 David Lucas
    1:09:50 Cam Patterson
    1:20:22 Vic Cedeño
    1:27:18 Arash Sufiani (+Tony)
    1:36:04 William Montgomery

    • @ThereIsNoTime1986
      @ThereIsNoTime1986 Рік тому +29

      You are a saint

    • @wolfen888
      @wolfen888 Рік тому +15

      You’ve made a mistake.
      8:20 it’s Gilbert, not Doug

    • @darthboti
      @darthboti Рік тому +6

      Thank the ads are annoying

    • @MandoPutsInWork27
      @MandoPutsInWork27 Рік тому

      Indian guy sounds like Shock G & Elvis had a son 😂😂

    • @kingdavid5932
      @kingdavid5932 Рік тому +14

      1:12:57 Doug says the n word

  • @stoneyantoni
    @stoneyantoni Рік тому +66

    Tony winking at the crowd about conspiracy theories. In the middle of blatantly stacking 3 of the worst bucket draws in history before bringing up cam for his coronation. Shoutout to them. I'm 100% here for it lol.

    • @programSense
      @programSense Рік тому +9

      Cam was definitely not a legit bucket pull Bryan already saw him do good. But can’t deny that he delivered a good set and a great interview.

    • @MrMoistGloves
      @MrMoistGloves 8 місяців тому +4

      I was thinking all of the same things but the only thing I find tough is he has cam follow David Lucas I guess it kind of makes sense but still not an easy position for your debut

    • @stun2187
      @stun2187 7 місяців тому +2

      @@programSensekam wasn’t a bucket pull he was introduced redban even verbally said he had just seen him recently.

    • @stun2187
      @stun2187 7 місяців тому +4

      He brought out David Lucas after the bucket pulls to fix the vibe. That’s really the only “manipulation” I saw but they do that every episode with the planned guests they have mixed in to the bucket pulls

    • @hotweeb1953
      @hotweeb1953 13 днів тому

      yeah whatever bro, he didnt even wink, and theres been moments like these all the time.

  • @arknark
    @arknark Рік тому +261

    Tony is truly unnaturally red, which truly makes Redban look naturally green

    • @stevegatesrealtor
      @stevegatesrealtor Рік тому +8

      Red am usually looks gray next to Tony but you’re right, now he looks green and I can’t stop looking at it

    • @fifilamoore1718
      @fifilamoore1718 Рік тому +2

      @@stevegatesrealtorsome people that are super heavy smokers do turn this colour 😮 shame

    • @dustingaddis2423
      @dustingaddis2423 Рік тому +1

      @@fifilamoore1718 Booze will do it too. Example, Bert K.

    • @RustyDungood
      @RustyDungood Рік тому +8

      Greenban

    • @sebastianforster1215
      @sebastianforster1215 Рік тому +1

      It's called hot yoga, or some bullshit.

  • @0ucantstopme034
    @0ucantstopme034 Рік тому +505

    Tony just gave Cam a huge break. Hope the dude takes advantage like many others before him--could change his life forever.

    • @jedidiahhoyle1986
      @jedidiahhoyle1986 Рік тому +36

      Kameron Patterson... I couldn’t find him under the name cam so I made same mistake but he’s got a UA-cam pg with some good short clips under the name Kameron Patterson

    • @0ucantstopme034
      @0ucantstopme034 Рік тому +7

      @@jedidiahhoyle1986 Cool, hope he takes off...

    • @xstevenx8132
      @xstevenx8132 Рік тому +39

      This episode was about to be another weird twilight zone episode. Then Kam got up there and hit an absolute home run.

    • @DerekOfRivia
      @DerekOfRivia Рік тому

      It wasn't even that good. Nigga nigga nigga nigga instant skip once his set was over.

    • @williamRE
      @williamRE Рік тому +21

      That trained roaches bit was stolen. Been done since Def jam 😅

  • @ibelus
    @ibelus Рік тому +41

    Cam was fucking amazing. Better than most regulars. Happy to see the gig opportunities he was given. Rockstar

    • @OLBK
      @OLBK 5 місяців тому

      It was amazing too see. Born for comedy always funny even when he does a crappy set.
      Lowest level is so so high.

    • @OLBK
      @OLBK 5 місяців тому

      Amazing to see him early. Never a doubt he’d be a star.

  • @samesmoke2724
    @samesmoke2724 Рік тому +671

    Hans is aging like leftover fried rice

    • @TheRealChilly
      @TheRealChilly Рік тому +47

      Don't do leftover fried rice like that. - H.Foley 😂

    • @RabidNewts
      @RabidNewts Рік тому +30

      That’s when fried rice is best. But yeah Hans is running on E

    • @howlinnadeaux766
      @howlinnadeaux766 Рік тому +11

      Uncle enters the chat

    • @dontaysmith9074
      @dontaysmith9074 Рік тому +24

      Lol I never thought his comedy was funny I love him. I think he as a person is funny and being interviewed and just living but I would never watch Hans do stand up but I’d always pay and support whatever for bro cause I really f with him the king way. Y’all forget they were trying to get rid of tony and Hans was lowkey a power save move. All love to bro and all of kill tony. Noting is worse than Ellis 😅

    • @geesixnine
      @geesixnine Рік тому +2

      We all have our ups and downs

  • @CrazyPpl1928
    @CrazyPpl1928 Рік тому +571

    I AINT NEVA GONNA MISS A KILL TONY EPISODE

  • @lucrative11
    @lucrative11 Рік тому +669

    Not only does Tony have to handle inexperienced comics, he also has to handle legends of comedy bombing at the same level as these newbs. Tony, you’re a god damned legend and a saint.

    • @Mike-fp7nn
      @Mike-fp7nn Рік тому +39

      Doug is no legend! Lol

    • @Babyboy760_
      @Babyboy760_ Рік тому

      Him and 1st appearance Rosanne was fucking horrible

    • @phalspar
      @phalspar Рік тому +22

      @Kian bruh literally said nigga😂

    • @kingdavid5932
      @kingdavid5932 Рік тому +15

      ​@@phalspar 1:12:57

    • @smd552
      @smd552 Рік тому +1

      Tony is a professional fucking legend, and Stanhope truly disappointed tonight. Doug was disrespectful and awful, I wish William would have punched his throat-neck when he interrupted the lasagna for Mom song.

  • @skylerwhitfield2
    @skylerwhitfield2 Рік тому +140

    I feel for the people who's 1st impression of Stanhope was this episode. He's had some iconic specials. Just went off the rails that night.

    • @alcoholya
      @alcoholya Рік тому +25

      yeah, never seen him this unfunny before... one of my favorite comedians on Earth though.

    • @dontaysmith9074
      @dontaysmith9074 Рік тому +19

      Yeah I’ma literally dying of laughter at ole boy. He’s clearly of his normal rocker and I love to see stars cut loose like we aren’t judging him. Fr made a new fan out of me and if y’all telling me this a bad version of him oh boy I’m in for a treat 😭😭

    • @RanchElder
      @RanchElder Рік тому +8

      Count me in. He's been insufferable in every live appearance I've seen.

    • @justinthompson2887
      @justinthompson2887 Рік тому +2

      He's unhappy. That's why he's been so negative in his unscripted comedy lately; projection.

    • @ryangarrison4140
      @ryangarrison4140 Рік тому +23

      He’s not funny, Roseanne is not funny. I’m tired of these “icons” being unfunny for 30 years and being considered greats of the game.

  • @drizzledrain8426
    @drizzledrain8426 Рік тому +705

    Doug Stanhope is turning into Gilbert Gottfried

    • @zackmedaglia5939
      @zackmedaglia5939 Рік тому +30

      For real I kept hearing Gilbert's voice when he talked

    • @LateToThaParty
      @LateToThaParty Рік тому +16

      He does check a lot of boxes. Crazy, bald, beady eyed, an iconic comedian. He'll probably get crazier, the more he drinks.

    • @in-line5300
      @in-line5300 Рік тому +3

      Swear I was confusing the two. Had to look it up.

    • @kalkat02
      @kalkat02 Рік тому +19

      Yeah, not funny.

    • @lolcartelito481
      @lolcartelito481 Рік тому +3

      When i get drunk i sound like that also

  • @wyattsmith5559
    @wyattsmith5559 Рік тому +244

    Tony whispering punch lines is another level of talent

    • @p0ssesst
      @p0ssesst Рік тому +2

      1:33:00

    • @jamiedavis4684
      @jamiedavis4684 Рік тому

      Yes you recognized that too!❤

    • @boogle103
      @boogle103 11 місяців тому

      I don't get the first joke Tony whispered

  • @justcuzpodcast
    @justcuzpodcast Рік тому +89

    Doug Stanhope dug himself into a hole early and didn't stand a hopes chance in hell of getting out of it

    • @lordautist759
      @lordautist759 5 місяців тому +6

      What are you even talking about, the show or his career? His career has been good, he was great on the show, at least he talked whereas most guests just sat there and threw a joke in once or twice an episode. Honestly sometimes Redban is funnier than the guests but this isn't one of them.

    • @matt8815
      @matt8815 5 місяців тому +19

      He was pretty awful

    • @lemmeseeit2
      @lemmeseeit2 3 місяці тому +8

      Yeah, his appearance made the show even more painful.

    • @woodandwandco
      @woodandwandco 3 місяці тому +1

      I could see the 500mg of Delta-9 THC coursing through his eyeballs when it dropped.

  • @daniell8630
    @daniell8630 Рік тому +261

    Doug shitting on Hans set 😅🤣🤣

    • @adoptedskywalker8818
      @adoptedskywalker8818 Рік тому +43

      I noticed that too😅hopefully it’ll help humble him but idk its been like 6 weeks of this from Hans

    • @dailydork8572
      @dailydork8572 Рік тому +9

      ​@@adoptedskywalker8818 that's what happens when you get the nod without putting in all that leg work and suffering

    • @apart-timeastronaut6530
      @apart-timeastronaut6530 Рік тому +6

      @@dailydork8572that’s bullshit. You can literally watch him grow. Hans puts in work

    • @V8chump
      @V8chump Рік тому +20

      @@apart-timeastronaut6530 mmmmidk he’s been a one trick pony for a while now…. Seems like people are finally getting sick of hearing “I’m having sex with a woman” for the hundredth time. Kinda crazy it took this long. He’s a good dude but not very funny

    • @apart-timeastronaut6530
      @apart-timeastronaut6530 Рік тому

      @@V8chump I mean you could say the same about David and William. Even tony himself repeats jokes every week

  • @dannotwalruslarkin9324
    @dannotwalruslarkin9324 Рік тому +251

    Holy fuck this was a train wreck lmfao

    • @williamRE
      @williamRE Рік тому +15

      Worst episode in years 🤣

    • @jerrodfoster9275
      @jerrodfoster9275 Рік тому +13

      ​@@williamRE I think you've missed a few episodes

    • @nunyabizwacks6711
      @nunyabizwacks6711 Рік тому

      The worst part is all the terrible regulars like Hans Kim, David Lucas, retarded midget, etc. William Montgomery is literally the only funny regular. Id rather watch the ppl that sign up bomb than watch hack comedians

    • @maverickgooseegg8769
      @maverickgooseegg8769 Рік тому

      @@williamRE that honor belongs to the ryan long chris faga episode.

    • @YEEYEE-dy8tk
      @YEEYEE-dy8tk Рік тому

      @@maverickgooseegg8769 That was actually one of the best episodes. Roseanne was probably the worst

  • @jamusloos2859
    @jamusloos2859 8 місяців тому +7

    I love how Doug stood up to shake hands with Kam after being offered a gig in Orlando.

  • @drummerkorey
    @drummerkorey Рік тому +145

    Just finished every episode post pandemic, now i started watching from episode 1 and i gotta say, front to back this is one of the best shows in existence and i hope it never ends. Glad i still have hundreds of episodes to listen to, i barely ever watch or listen to anything else these days. Absolutely excellent

    • @k.c.simonsen2
      @k.c.simonsen2 Рік тому +4

      I did the same thing and I also agree.

    • @CrazyPpl1928
      @CrazyPpl1928 Рік тому +10

      Welcome to the family

    • @np-bl7qc
      @np-bl7qc Рік тому +8

      I wanna start at 1 cause I started listening about pandemic. But I'm too busy doing the same with MSSP.

    • @conservingcommonsense4980
      @conservingcommonsense4980 Рік тому +1

      ​@@np-bl7qc also great, but they do it as a side gig. Might be best that way.

    • @MrBuketman
      @MrBuketman Рік тому +8

      It’s been falling apart the last few months. The randoms have mostly been a waste of time, the guests are hit or miss, Tony is acting mega cocky, and the regulars seem like they want to get on with their career. Feels off.

  • @TonyChin226
    @TonyChin226 Рік тому +216

    Brendan Schaub we know that’s you in the raiders costume

  • @spung5647
    @spung5647 Рік тому +26

    michael gonzalez shaking his head when stanhope was hating on williams song then getting it going again is perfect

  • @nickmueller3637
    @nickmueller3637 Рік тому +352

    Tony needs a new opener, Hans has gone waaaaaay downhill since he first started out

    • @pr1zrak576
      @pr1zrak576 Рік тому +16

      It seems that's where it's heading; why do you think there are so many golden ticket holders on lately? I wouldn't mind having the opening spot being rotational, cyclical, or based on merit. At least, if you can't expect a solid minute, you can expect a NEW minute. It really looks like nobody is coming up with new material any more (especially the regulars), I mean recycling old material might be considered new to Tony, but not to an audience that heard this joke already, and Tony is like 'and another BRAND-NEW minute by this regular guy, HOW DOES HE DO IT?!?!?!,' all you can do is cringe. In fact, it's a tall ask; 'why don't you sacrifice some clout, for the sake of coming to MY show and possibly bombing, so I can make fun of you David' - a comedian like that, who's been doing comedy for years, would be weary.

    • @Hellaframes
      @Hellaframes Рік тому +17

      hans has never been funny

    • @pedroferreira2062
      @pedroferreira2062 Рік тому +5

      Yeah, from Asian privilege to Black privilege 😂

    • @paradoxlust
      @paradoxlust Рік тому +1

      your mom needs a new opener hans has gone waaaaay donsdobasdlhflkhasdg

    • @nathanparks9434
      @nathanparks9434 Рік тому +9

      Yo its stand up. Every set cant be amazing but Hans consistently gets laughs from the audience?! So why are y’all so upset? Its not your show lol

  • @lucianholbrook3966
    @lucianholbrook3966 Рік тому +727

    Hans just lets me down every week

    • @fattiddies85
      @fattiddies85 Рік тому +76

      At least he's the opener so you know it's only uphill from there

    • @gitgenKE
      @gitgenKE Рік тому +8

      He's rich

    • @cowboychamploo7777
      @cowboychamploo7777 Рік тому +24

      Lower your standards for him, it helps lol

    • @pablovaldez923
      @pablovaldez923 Рік тому +2

      @@cowboychamploo7777 right!!!

    • @fattiddies85
      @fattiddies85 Рік тому

      @@cowboychamploo7777 lowering standards is what the women do who fuck him, not what people do who enjoy comedy when listening to a comedy podcast

  • @timhurley1158
    @timhurley1158 Рік тому +22

    I think Doug’s piss break was really a cocaine break.

  • @IFIMTHEDEV1L
    @IFIMTHEDEV1L Рік тому +130

    "Matt Meuhling talks once every 5 weeks"
    Talks every episode😂

  • @pelottaja
    @pelottaja Рік тому +64

    Doug stanhope looks like he is thinking "i need to say something funny, what's funny"

    • @jnano2071
      @jnano2071 6 місяців тому +1

      And then his mind totally blanks but still says shit

  • @Andieveronica
    @Andieveronica Рік тому +172

    I loved seeing Cam get so many opportunities from his set. Love seeing what this show can do for people

    • @mmundle941
      @mmundle941 Рік тому +9

      Now he’s the new regular

    • @linkhood9593
      @linkhood9593 Рік тому

      Now he's been on the panel. This comment ages well!!

    • @stevebrown9002
      @stevebrown9002 10 місяців тому

      @@mmundle941 i thought his golden ticket night was the debut for him??

  • @mmundle941
    @mmundle941 Рік тому +150

    Hans ain’t “EVER GONNA STOP” getting worse

    • @Mo-mc3mw
      @Mo-mc3mw Рік тому +5

      If i were him i would just quit for a while. Maybe do a set once every 2 weeks

    • @mmundle941
      @mmundle941 Рік тому

      @@Mo-mc3mw it really is difficult

    • @mcomuzic
      @mcomuzic Рік тому

      This is one one 😂

    • @johnclaudetaylor5224
      @johnclaudetaylor5224 Рік тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @yeahsteeeve
      @yeahsteeeve Рік тому

      It's because he has a girlfriend. Every artist is better when they're sad and lonely.

  • @crome430
    @crome430 Рік тому +51

    Williams “Beetle Jews” joke deserved so much more, one of the best of the night

  • @whatintheworld7624
    @whatintheworld7624 Рік тому +498

    hans is falling deep into the gutter... yikesssss

    • @hunterbidensvaxmandates
      @hunterbidensvaxmandates Рік тому +31

      He cant hold a conversation anymore

    • @Mr.Meeseeks024
      @Mr.Meeseeks024 Рік тому +73

      He needs to stop doing so much drugs , break up with his drug addicted gf . And get back to making the world a MUCH funnier place

    • @johndoe-yz9de
      @johndoe-yz9de Рік тому +22

      rooting for him

    • @takodamoyer628
      @takodamoyer628 Рік тому +16

      Maybe line up change?? Big Hans fan

    • @highandtight5544
      @highandtight5544 Рік тому +23

      Yeah he is disassociated completely

  • @alisonbarnes2550
    @alisonbarnes2550 Рік тому +9

    Finally found Kam’s first episode! 🎉

  • @09materialistic
    @09materialistic Рік тому +207

    The guy who took his shirt off should be proud. What a killer set.

    • @wrenboy2726
      @wrenboy2726 Рік тому +10

      He made his surgery sound WAY worse. He looked 1,000x better than most people of his build

    • @jquestdc
      @jquestdc Рік тому +5

      One of two good sets all night

    • @Ryy_Ryy
      @Ryy_Ryy Рік тому +2

      @@wrenboy2726 Yeah I legit thought he was going to have like large horizontal scars where his nipples should go and he wouldn't have nipples. 🤣

    • @ART-theCLOWN
      @ART-theCLOWN Рік тому +1

      really wasnt that great lol

    • @merkfoolsallday
      @merkfoolsallday Рік тому +3

      @@ART-theCLOWNyour mom wasn’t that great.. lol

  • @ajsosa2
    @ajsosa2 Рік тому +266

    Doug’s edibles kicked him in the nuts as soon as he acknowledged them. You could see it in his eyes as soon as Lucas left the stage

    • @PyrexPickleBlowfish
      @PyrexPickleBlowfish Рік тому +1

      😂😂😂

    • @xltatertot
      @xltatertot Рік тому +8

      they had to bring the “beep” out dude was tripping 😂

    • @desertdesserts6262
      @desertdesserts6262 Рік тому +13

      1:09:04

    • @gavinrush4995
      @gavinrush4995 Рік тому +4

      @@desertdesserts6262 yeah what the fuck was that? It looks like he ate something? In a super weird way?

    • @joshualakey2574
      @joshualakey2574 Рік тому +4

      Luckily, it didn’t affect his performance!

  • @kylepatterson3484
    @kylepatterson3484 Рік тому +17

    All honesty tho we gotta give William credit this should be the outro every episode, very classic with the band

  • @AngelWest58
    @AngelWest58 Рік тому +142

    I'm starting to wonder if Hans has something on Tony

    • @skillzorz101
      @skillzorz101 Рік тому +25

      His rebound-hire ethnicity?

    • @AngelWest58
      @AngelWest58 Рік тому +5

      @@skillzorz101 wow never thought of that - it was right at that time too. and Hans was even funny back then. Hmmmmm🤔

    • @kevinsiedenburg4955
      @kevinsiedenburg4955 Рік тому +7

      His ethnicity. 2 weeks in a row Tony has blatantly stated that he was only hired because of Tony’s canceling.

    • @na-vn5qy
      @na-vn5qy Рік тому +1

      ​@land usa yeah, i've only been watching kill tony for about a year and a half maybe, but his material seems to be exactly what i've come to expect, every set for as long as i can recall now. it's not great - it's not necessarily good at all, really - but he's edgy and occasionally will have a decent joke. idk, i don't hate him. but i'm wondering just how long ago this golden era was exactly.

    • @kevinleewilliams5119
      @kevinleewilliams5119 Рік тому

      Or the simple reasoning for Hans still be weekly because he has more good sets than bad and like any other entertainment industry you don't lose position just because you take some L's. They are friends, its pretty hard to fire your friends, even Tony would probably feel some type of way firing his friend, even though he is a douche a lot of the time, he has some loyalty to people.

  • @hendrixj.8356
    @hendrixj.8356 Рік тому +179

    cam patterson saved the train wreck

    • @adoptedskywalker8818
      @adoptedskywalker8818 Рік тому +10

      He had great charisma and good jokes!

    • @nsbdbsbsbdbzbz8555
      @nsbdbsbsbdbzbz8555 Рік тому

      If it was the black guy he was undunny as fuck.
      Real strange people fell for Tony likkkg black guys

    • @nsbdbsbsbdbzbz8555
      @nsbdbsbsbdbzbz8555 Рік тому

      @@joshisajedi2461 he sucked.
      Absolutley sucked
      Its like you people only go of what Tony says.
      Same misstake as the last horrendus
      Black regular , watch him burn.

  • @thecuriousone1473
    @thecuriousone1473 Рік тому +106

    Only David Lucas could bring a show back to life like that, I was laughing so hard I forgot about the 4 dudes before haha

    • @justink2874
      @justink2874 Рік тому +7

      I was waiting for the bucket to save the show.. and it finally did with Cam.

    • @beardedbeastmetalmilitia4604
      @beardedbeastmetalmilitia4604 Рік тому +4

      He isn't that guy.....he accidentally says 1 or 2 funny things in maybe every 5th episode and his roasts are atrocious and never make sense.....

    • @bitnerknees24824
      @bitnerknees24824 Рік тому

      Yes they do. Not everyone is gonna get a joke. But yes it makes since to them.

  • @taycafley9311
    @taycafley9311 Рік тому +31

    Hans has been letting us down recently with his minutes. He’s gotta step it tf up!!!

  • @beachzonejohn21
    @beachzonejohn21 Рік тому +35

    Jared trying to get nucks from Stanhope and the blind guy was hilarious and sad at the same time 😂😂😂

  • @hombretropical3028
    @hombretropical3028 Рік тому +7

    I like Tony commended the last guy for actually being prepared but two minutes later he was like “I didn’t prepare at all for this”

  • @TheJerkHead1
    @TheJerkHead1 Рік тому +290

    My favorite part was when Doug went to the bathroom

    • @FlobberwellGweneveve
      @FlobberwellGweneveve Рік тому +16

      yours and mine both, pal.

    • @uspatriot6414
      @uspatriot6414 Рік тому +19

      Same. He was annoying and hardly funny.

    • @shall2387
      @shall2387 Рік тому

      Yeah he's a pos , Rogans twin

    • @Centermass762
      @Centermass762 Рік тому

      He must've been shitfaced or something. The guy couldn't hardly form a sentence.

    • @CATASTROPHE808
      @CATASTROPHE808 Рік тому +2

      Hahahha holy shit 😅 and factual

  • @Lorefilmsnz
    @Lorefilmsnz Рік тому +153

    Hans is up there pretending he's a comedian

    • @countrycorner9337
      @countrycorner9337 Рік тому +22

      doesn't seem like he's trying

    • @Resolute14
      @Resolute14 Рік тому +8

      Makes me scared for the show I bought tickets to

    • @Esoxxie
      @Esoxxie Рік тому +2

      He was better though. He got rly bad the last weeks.

    • @barrytheartist.
      @barrytheartist. Рік тому +2

      this was funnier than his set, wow.

    • @Manwhoreieo
      @Manwhoreieo Рік тому +1

      @@Resolute14 Right? He's coming to Portland and I wanted to go... but, fuck..

  • @awesomedog01
    @awesomedog01 Місяць тому +1

    I love that Tony has the balls to roast people after 25 minutes of commercials.

  • @ferdsan9025
    @ferdsan9025 Рік тому +187

    Cam Patterson about to replace Hans Kim

  • @maradona2
    @maradona2 Рік тому +92

    Hans: Gf cheating , here in Austin, swimming with goggles, cocaine and flying his drone. That’s his shtick

    • @oligoyoutube
      @oligoyoutube Рік тому +6

      @Kian called him out on his shit last 5 shows get with the program

    • @jasonnash1421
      @jasonnash1421 Рік тому +3

      @Kian I know right, Tony doesn’t seem to care that he’s terrible

    • @Spongeboobie
      @Spongeboobie Рік тому +5

      @@jasonnash1421 ever heard of a Token?

    • @JimChap
      @JimChap Рік тому

      @@oligoyoutube When did he do that? I didn't see that.

  • @Jonathon1031
    @Jonathon1031 Рік тому +3

    Boy Hans really bombed tonight. He’s doing better now thankfully.

  • @cloudbloom
    @cloudbloom Рік тому +165

    Stanhope bombed during the whole show lol

    • @danzdoinz8000
      @danzdoinz8000 Рік тому +49

      He also kept interrupting Tony every time he spoke. I'd rather not see him on the show ever again...

    • @nataliemcmurdo9612
      @nataliemcmurdo9612 Рік тому +32

      And interrupting Williams song. I got second hand embarrassment

    • @AcidSh33tz
      @AcidSh33tz Рік тому +8

      I think he did good

    • @cowboychamploo7777
      @cowboychamploo7777 Рік тому +11

      Doug Unfunny hah

    • @ev446
      @ev446 Рік тому +8

      seriously. I was stoked to see he was guest starring and then felt really let down. I think it's probably difficult to be in such an awkward situation for 2 hours and produce though. Hinchcliffe makes it look easy because he's so damn good.

  • @jennplee8077
    @jennplee8077 Рік тому +29

    Tony, keeping it together with some of the worst bucket pulls, next to maybe the saddest co-host situation ever. Mad skills, respect !!!

  • @inalaboyy
    @inalaboyy 2 місяці тому +1

    one of the rare eps that have all 4 horsemen of the kill Tony regulars performing.. Hans Kim, David Lucas, Kam Patterson & William 'lights out' Montgomery

  • @ChicoDusty
    @ChicoDusty Рік тому +245

    Stanhope is giving Bert a run for his money for most interruptions in a podcast

    • @Brad92510
      @Brad92510 Рік тому +23

      Yeah he totally disrespected William. Terrible

    • @YEEYEE-dy8tk
      @YEEYEE-dy8tk Рік тому +32

      Stanhope is not funny at all. The pills have taken over his personality

    • @mrburns805
      @mrburns805 Рік тому +22

      @@earthling9614 he’s a legend and I love him but he was annoying in this show

    • @justink2874
      @justink2874 Рік тому +3

      Rosanne's first appearance takes the gold for most interruptions. 😂

    • @BradVicious
      @BradVicious Рік тому

      @@justink2874 refer to my last comment..

  • @freeman7079
    @freeman7079 Рік тому +35

    Can’t wait to see David Lucas do the same bit again

  • @CHRXTN22
    @CHRXTN22 Рік тому +10

    Hans really just keeps blowing it every week

  • @pete9700
    @pete9700 Рік тому +91

    It’s a fantastic dichotomy to see Tony roast people to oblivion and have such a soft spot for people with special needs

    • @fuzzychode
      @fuzzychode 11 місяців тому +2

      they remind him of himself

    • @Koettnylle
      @Koettnylle 10 місяців тому +2

      That's why Hans Kim got a spot as a regular

  • @retrodyl96
    @retrodyl96 Рік тому +92

    Yo Jared I could tell your speech has improved, we love ya buddy keep it up!

    • @Jimboslice35
      @Jimboslice35 Рік тому +8

      Massively man..everytime tony does his childish impersonation it makes me eye roll, literally 10 times a show

    • @KAUZeONeR
      @KAUZeONeR Рік тому +2

      Yeah probably the best thing about this show is a mute and a stuttering Canadian

    • @sunnybizzle2971
      @sunnybizzle2971 Рік тому

      YESSSS! Jared and Andrew are what I wait for. William is a great closer. But damn…anytime Jared or as of late Andrew are on…those episodes are my favorite.

  • @oo3364
    @oo3364 3 місяці тому +1

    Took forever , but we finally found Kam’s debut 😭🔥 bro a star

  • @nick4636
    @nick4636 Рік тому +77

    Will hans make it to the end of the year at this pace?

    • @caznakcur9905
      @caznakcur9905 Рік тому +10

      no

    • @anthonys534
      @anthonys534 Рік тому +3

      Place your bets

    • @NickCorona
      @NickCorona Рік тому +4

      Pray we dont have to suffer that long

    • @edwardglubin4354
      @edwardglubin4354 Рік тому +2

      He’s gotta join the program and get rid of that chick, I think they should give him some time off to figure shit out and let him come back when he’s gotten it together.

    • @NickCorona
      @NickCorona Рік тому

      @@edwardglubin4354 I think it's the opportunity of a life time, there is so much competition, why the hell should he get a second chance.

  • @howlinnadeaux766
    @howlinnadeaux766 Рік тому +109

    cam patterson was the funniest pull out of the whole episode
    for sure

    • @mvpelway7
      @mvpelway7 Рік тому +2

      kinda hot trash, but the sets were GARBAGE, so..

    • @The_Dood
      @The_Dood Рік тому +2

      Agree - he was funny.. But did you see Tony actually see pull him? and the intro "be nice to him, its his first time". Clearly not picked from a bucket. He could just say, hey I wanna showcase this guy... Shit is rigged.

    • @darkdeepred6577
      @darkdeepred6577 Рік тому

      Another pre-planned boost, like Jamisha Albo. They weren't THAT funny...

    • @jseen9568
      @jseen9568 Рік тому +4

      @@The_Dood Literally at 57:02 he's pulling his name and reading it while talking about the stupidity of what you just said.

    • @Joop3000
      @Joop3000 Рік тому +1

      Jesus christ, this is gonna be the worst episode ever then.

  • @MikeBites
    @MikeBites Рік тому +3

    A very underrated segment of the show each week is listening to Redban figure out how to spell “HANS KIM.” 11:15

  • @Skroozer10
    @Skroozer10 Рік тому +107

    This man Doug just doesn’t stop talking and ruining conversations flow

    • @freewifi510
      @freewifi510 Рік тому +27

      yeah and he is annoying and not adding any comedic value to the convo

    • @danzdoinz8000
      @danzdoinz8000 Рік тому +15

      Yea, I'm surprised Tony didn't tell him to stfu! Very annoying!

    • @ShowtimeThaRaptor
      @ShowtimeThaRaptor Рік тому +1

      Facts

    • @JhetFilms
      @JhetFilms Рік тому +2

      @@freewifi510 seems as if he isn’t adding comedic value to anything at all

    • @optickiller12
      @optickiller12 Рік тому

      @@danzdoinz8000 Tony’s too much of a celebrity dick rider to say anything to one of his guests

  • @brysonmartin4061
    @brysonmartin4061 Рік тому +117

    Ooof I think this is the end of Hans Kim.

    • @dnd6075
      @dnd6075 Рік тому +12

      is his booked shows any good? i honestly cant stand his past 15-20 kill tony sets they been just bad

    • @randomthoughts23
      @randomthoughts23 Рік тому

      He needs to start doing coke again...

    • @apart-timeastronaut6530
      @apart-timeastronaut6530 Рік тому +10

      That was Hans Kim

    • @rfrederick3
      @rfrederick3 Рік тому +2

      This comment section is a reflection of our generation. The guy does 50+ consistent minutes of killer sets, makes us laugh constantly for well over a year, has killer interviews & then suddenly he has a bad stretch so he should get fired as the opener? I mean… I agree but it’s crazy. I’m honestly just waiting for his girlfriend to cheat on him. Imagine the Hans Kim villain arc.. you though living in his car made him funny. Wait until he deals with heartache.

    • @goldbluetears
      @goldbluetears Рік тому

      @@rfrederick3 speak for yourself, I never understood the Hans hype. Never laughed at his jokes. Tony has just a weird thing for slightly retarded people who worship him when he makes them famous.

  • @down2space
    @down2space Рік тому +5

    Jared Nathan should start opening the show give Hans golden ticket so he can still come whenever he wants but not every week

  • @ramkorndef
    @ramkorndef Рік тому +29

    Some of these episodes where the comics tank so hard make it even funnier. Watching Tony get so mad at them is gold.

    • @Thayerway
      @Thayerway 9 місяців тому

      I disagree, it’s getting old. He used to have more fun with those people and now he’s just cranky and mean. Boring

    • @Smiley-Coyote
      @Smiley-Coyote 9 місяців тому

      ​@@ThayerwayMan I agree, Tony has been waaay to fuckin rude, he's not always that mean to the ones who bomb but he seemed particularly venomous this episode. I love the roasting but he went beyond roasting to just unnecessarily mean to a lot of them, this was the first time I've seen him get basically pissed off about it lol he had a point though about having something prepared when you sign up but he might be forgetting that many people simply freeze up badly and forget whatever it was they had to say, sometimes people come up with a funny joke and forget it as soon as they grab the mic, then they'll remember it after it's over.

  • @Mikey_Anthony
    @Mikey_Anthony Рік тому +30

    Cam will be the next regular I bet,
    & I’m here for it. He’s got a ton of potential

  • @lamalditawis
    @lamalditawis Місяць тому +1

    Doug is a legend and can carry bombers out to sea like a true pirate.

  • @avantgardenovelist
    @avantgardenovelist Рік тому +17

    hans kim avoidance timeline: 11:13-18:16

  • @WhiZsKeRs
    @WhiZsKeRs Рік тому +225

    Hans blew it yet again.....

    • @darrenboyd2491
      @darrenboyd2491 Рік тому +50

      William ain't stale he kills every week

    • @np-bl7qc
      @np-bl7qc Рік тому

      ​@jackmehoff1864 you're wack. Hans sucks. The rest of that comment was blasphemy.

    • @CHINESE_PRIDE
      @CHINESE_PRIDE Рік тому +3

      He's also doing that secondhand, too
      ....everytime he kisses his GF coming back from the restroom.

    • @matthewmacaulay9773
      @matthewmacaulay9773 Рік тому +15

      @Jack Mehoff Hans and David have always been "stale" in my opinion, excluding David's roasts of course. William knocks it out of the park every time.

    • @jamesbost4798
      @jamesbost4798 Рік тому +8

      This episode is proving yet again that cocaine is bad.

  • @michaelkane2120
    @michaelkane2120 Рік тому +4

    The back n forth between Tony and David Lucas was insane! what made it even better was Stanhope getting caught in the middle.
    I was waiting for him to mention Bingo. Look up their Stern appearance, very funny!

  • @bandatv5245
    @bandatv5245 Рік тому +146

    Kill Tony cures my Monday blues.

  • @bjornhurri
    @bjornhurri Рік тому +53

    'trans passing' had me laughing out loud

    • @vedicapproach8105
      @vedicapproach8105 Рік тому +8

      They didn’t give him nearly enough props. That was a solid set.

    • @jseen9568
      @jseen9568 Рік тому +6

      @@vedicapproach8105 The crowed was basically giving him a standing O

    • @ernestodiaz9951
      @ernestodiaz9951 Рік тому +1

      The fact he never broke character and kept laughing was supreme !

  • @JustinBlazzzee
    @JustinBlazzzee Рік тому +116

    Doug could have been the worst guest in 2023 not named Bert Kreisher or Whitney Cummings. He could not shut up and every time he spoke he bombed.

    • @calebprods
      @calebprods Рік тому +23

      Your forgetting Punkie💀

    • @santinocollins9545
      @santinocollins9545 Рік тому +6

      I never understood the appeal of stanhope

    • @08Truzz
      @08Truzz Рік тому +2

      lol facts

    • @arsh5461
      @arsh5461 Рік тому +1

      He was on shrooms, don't blame him😂

    • @psichosis1069
      @psichosis1069 Рік тому +6

      Yeah I was actually annoying by him every time he spoke

  • @USMCDR
    @USMCDR Рік тому +3

    I love seeing episodes where Tony calls a famous name for the first time. It's my favorite part of the show.

  • @DrEaMsNoEviL
    @DrEaMsNoEviL Рік тому +77

    Hans with another bomb

  • @moreclips805
    @moreclips805 Рік тому +32

    That dude cam killed it tonight

  • @dcmartins_
    @dcmartins_ Рік тому +3

    its awesome to be able to watch Cam Pattersons first set at Kill Tony where everything in his life changed after..

  • @vanesssssa0722
    @vanesssssa0722 Рік тому +45

    A replacement for Hans is very much needed at this point lol

  • @adolfwigga
    @adolfwigga Рік тому +144

    I love how Doug looks at the crowd with disgust when his jokes don't land

    • @Dabaddestbihfr
      @Dabaddestbihfr Рік тому +2

      @joe boga the hand Kim one did 😂😂

    • @Spongeboobie
      @Spongeboobie Рік тому +5

      @@Dabaddestbihfr I hate Hans Kim but even he’s eons ahead of Stanhope in the funny business

    • @andrewt013
      @andrewt013 Рік тому +16

      @@Spongeboobie brain dead glue eating momo take of the day

    • @JeatBunkie
      @JeatBunkie Рік тому +5

      @@Spongeboobie you are beyond saving

    • @mmkay32
      @mmkay32 Рік тому +14

      He was so unfunny it was painful. I was yelling “holy shit dude shut up” every time he talked

  • @JenManning371
    @JenManning371 Рік тому +7

    1:16:13 one of the greatest moments in kill Tony history

  • @onezerooneonezero5942
    @onezerooneonezero5942 Рік тому +105

    Jarrad is crushing it. The speech therapy is helping ..
    Hope Hans can quit that shit.

    • @wrenboy2726
      @wrenboy2726 Рік тому +2

      Am I crazy or is he getting more difficult to understand? I had an easier time with Michael Lehrer. Surely I’m not the only one.

    • @ReverseDragonCrouchingBadger
      @ReverseDragonCrouchingBadger Рік тому

      I thought I was watching Zed from Police Academy !

    • @bmgleaz
      @bmgleaz Рік тому +2

      I think he’s getting better, thought Tony and crew jumped on his set a bit. I knew the news story he referenced and got 90% of it and laughed.

    • @johannesschmitz6370
      @johannesschmitz6370 Рік тому

      @@wrenboy2726 youre crazy. He's speaking more fluent. Especially when whispering or screaming his control improved alot. Although, understanding this set was harder becaus I did not know the context.

  • @platinumbrick6
    @platinumbrick6 Рік тому +32

    Cam Patterson was the star of the sign ups

  • @R4DLEY
    @R4DLEY Рік тому +3

    1:20:03 NOTHING will be funnier than Cam trying to dap up D Madness

  • @MindOverMatterBjj420
    @MindOverMatterBjj420 Рік тому +112

    holy shit that roach story was fucking hilarious!!!!

  • @LikwitSwords
    @LikwitSwords Рік тому +129

    Redban was the best comedian this episode.

  • @juicyjay80
    @juicyjay80 Рік тому +228

    I knew Rogan having Hans Kim open would go to his head

    • @MRblazedBEANS
      @MRblazedBEANS Рік тому +55

      Yeah he stopped trying. He was never really my favorite but he would at least make me giggle a little bit. Hasn't said anything funny in months.

    • @roscoe4092
      @roscoe4092 Рік тому +17

      It’s the new girlfriend. He got with Rogan almost a year ago and was still funny until recently

    • @mrbeans2425
      @mrbeans2425 Рік тому +16

      Its cuz he keeps doing the same stuff... Needs new premises. Can only do the "Im dating a white girl" for so long....

    • @disliked1390
      @disliked1390 Рік тому +12

      Hans being every week on Kill Tony is bad for his career. He's getting stale and like if I didn't see him every week i'd probably go to his shows if he went around here but the more i see him bomb on Kill tony the less i'm inclined to do that

    • @dontaysmith9074
      @dontaysmith9074 Рік тому +1

      @ラテちゃん he saved tony from a cancel when that other Asian tried to play him for a racist. Hans was never funny like that he was honest and adorable and he just so happened to be the race of the person who swore tony hated them lol. It worked out perfectly Hans deserves ten years of letting him fail if we had to deal with Ellis the way we did lmao.

  • @jamiedavis4684
    @jamiedavis4684 Рік тому +3

    I just witnessed comic genius, When Tony helped that guy at the end.!!!!

  • @markgraham637
    @markgraham637 Рік тому +42

    Doug ruined my Monday.

  • @AdamSFNews
    @AdamSFNews Рік тому +71

    Cam over Hans 10/10 times. Make him the new regular.

    • @wrenboy2726
      @wrenboy2726 Рік тому +2

      There is no new regular position.

    • @DerekOfRivia
      @DerekOfRivia Рік тому

      Cuck move. Who the hell wants to hear that jive talk every week.

  • @djkd21
    @djkd21 Місяць тому +1

    Little did they know how fast Kam would grow and become famous. The next time with the rocks one is what really blows him up 💯

  • @OhBoysPaintball
    @OhBoysPaintball Рік тому +21

    Show starts @ 11:25

  • @LuisRamirez-zi1nf
    @LuisRamirez-zi1nf Рік тому +8

    If you’re complaining about the “quality” of the bucket pulls you don’t get kill Tony these are the best episodes lmaoo

  • @H3ll0_Wrld
    @H3ll0_Wrld Рік тому +2

    The worst comedians getting pulled out the bucket are 10x funnier than Doug Stanhope

    • @weazytv
      @weazytv 10 місяців тому

      Thanks haha

  • @CanadianOnlooker
    @CanadianOnlooker Рік тому +49

    Oh shit I haven't seen Stanhope since he did that killer 60 seconds of applause & didn't even say a word lol

    • @zackmedaglia5939
      @zackmedaglia5939 Рік тому +7

      Well he peeked on the show then cuz he bombed tonight lol

    • @CanadianOnlooker
      @CanadianOnlooker Рік тому +4

      @zackmedaglia5939 really?
      "I'm out".... perfectly timed 👌

    • @CulperCast
      @CulperCast Рік тому +7

      ​@Zack Medaglia imagine thinking Stanhope isn't funny.

    • @rockmyballsplease
      @rockmyballsplease Рік тому

      @@CulperCast imagine being so far up dougs ass that you can't admit when someone has a bad night.

    • @3leggedcoyote
      @3leggedcoyote Рік тому +5

      He’s a lot funnier when he doesn’t say a word.

  • @TheJordan7990
    @TheJordan7990 Рік тому +35

    Doug must have gotten an edible from Uncle Joey high AF

  • @andrewzollos4139
    @andrewzollos4139 8 місяців тому +3

    Dangggg I wanted William to go off on Stanhope so bad

  • @namarupa5425
    @namarupa5425 Рік тому +38

    On Mondays we watch Kill Tony 🍿

  • @natezeune
    @natezeune Рік тому +20

    David’s joke about Stanhope having gum balls in his pocket almost made me spit out my coffee.

    • @deejaye2647
      @deejaye2647 Рік тому

      Why? It was tame

    • @natezeune
      @natezeune Рік тому +2

      @@deejaye2647 it’s just really funny

  • @Scoutsaeonian1644
    @Scoutsaeonian1644 Рік тому +45

    Kill tony is literally saving my life right now ❤ going through an extremely hard time with weed and alcohol withdrawals and I just been binge watching y’all not stop. You guys are literally therapy I love it! I haven’t laughed this much in such a long time. To who ever sees this and is dealing with hard times I pray that you will see better days. The light will shine even brighter for you ❤ thank you Kill tony

    • @ThisNachoFriend
      @ThisNachoFriend Рік тому +6

      I'm in the same boat man, smoked weed everyday for 20 years and come to find out I've got cannabis hyperemis that's put me in the ER twice in the last few months. Had to go cold turkey and haven't smoked for a week. You can get through it mate, just don't give up. I was badly addicted to meth and ghb a few years ago and coming off that was the worst experience of my life.

    • @daverychling2970
      @daverychling2970 Рік тому +5

      Good luck, I gotta do that,too (alcoholic)

    • @Wnick56
      @Wnick56 Рік тому +5

      Please don’t give up

    • @conniemac7171
      @conniemac7171 Рік тому +3

      Much love❤

    • @Scoutsaeonian1644
      @Scoutsaeonian1644 Рік тому +4

      @@ThisNachoFriend yeah man if I knew the withdraws we’re gonna be this bad I woulda never smoked but I was highly addicted to it! Let’s keep pushing for a bette life and never look back. God bless you brother and I know this too shall pass.

  • @pepperedbeefjerkey2990
    @pepperedbeefjerkey2990 Рік тому +5

    I watch every week in hopes of catching a good Hans Kim set. Guess I gotta keep watching!

  • @kirktown2046
    @kirktown2046 Рік тому +4

    42:45 HOLY SHIT Jared with the "I like your jacket, who gave it to you, Tony?" DAMN~! SLAM DUNK!

  • @iambdailey5080
    @iambdailey5080 8 місяців тому +2

    Second episode with bomb after bomb. UA-cam is rotating trash episodes rn. Even Doug was crap. Ugghh. Looking forward to a solid episode. I’d be pissed if I traveled and paid to watch this episode

  • @jczeee30
    @jczeee30 Рік тому +46

    You would think Doug Stanhope would know how to not step all over the closer

    • @dclnmre
      @dclnmre Рік тому +4

      He hasn't been funny since 04'

    • @ART-theCLOWN
      @ART-theCLOWN Рік тому +3

      @@maxbauer1633 youre so dull, how many times will you be entertained by the same song.. lol its overdone this is like the 3-4th episode with it

    • @bevrosity
      @bevrosity Рік тому

      that's because the closer fucking sucks

    • @Spongeboobie
      @Spongeboobie Рік тому +3

      @Jack Mehoff yea you’re trolling.

    • @Spongeboobie
      @Spongeboobie Рік тому +2

      @Jack Mehoff no. Doug is horrible, that’s the public opinion. The majority do not like him for a reason. Anyone who does like him only does because Rogan bragged on him a while back.