Gavin Laster "shut your fucking faces and accept tranquility for one damn second! accept my balls! death is the only way to attain true peace!" - edgy zen
Gavin Laster I made the mistake of under estimating Zen and he literally ripped off my ass ,raped it up like a present and gave it to me saying "peace be with you" while smiling. Omnics are scary. Bastion kills everyone and thinks he cute cause he has a bird and Zen can kill everyone and tell everyone who is still alive that we should all live in peace and work together. WTF.
《 Unnamed[] 》 a shame they kicked Doomfist out for d,va they just missed their chance to have a....*ONE PUNCH MAN* that can level skyscrapers with ease
Bastion: beep boop beep boop boop? (Can I join talon?) Reaper: we already have 6 mem- Bastion: BEEP BOO BOOP BOO BOOP (*Switches to tank mode*) Reaper: OK OK FINE 7 MEMBERS DAMMIT
In competitive Overwatch some are convinced that if they get the girl in their team she is a symbol of good luck for upcoming games. Cue people spamming me with friend and group requests.
he just keeps goin- whats this? GENJI JUST GOT A BUFF!!!! HE NOW HAS 4 JUMPS, 10 SECONDS FOR DRAGON BLADE AND ALWAYS CRITS!!! IS THIS BEAST UNSTOPPABL- nope, he needs healing....
I bet my left foot that Mercy's only there to see if she can _experiment_ on other members. M: "Oh no, Sombra's been shot exactly 17 times in the chest...better 'revive' her..."
Lone Cawk I'm sorry but I just main windowmaker ,because in all reality I believe I'm a window that's right and how dare you think I am a human being. You should be a shamed 😡😐
Jokes on you tough window, my house is built in the center of a mountain because I don't need or believe your kind has any rights. Fuck off ya window menace before I get out the baseballs!
This comic is great but it would have been neat if Mercy had been in her Devil/Imp skin, that seems more Talon-esque then just a black suit. Awesome dub as always!
When doomfist returned, Reaper said:" Well, Morrrison, since you are an offensive hero, which is half the team, with HORRIBLE abilities, (I mean one of them is running....) we've replaced with a much better offensive hero, with amazing combos and abilities, DOOMFIST!"
Curlamus Asomus 76: ........ I'VE GOT HIM IN MY SIGHTS! *Immediately shoots Doomfist in the head multiple times Killing him* 76: What was that again my hearing is not what it used to be
I feel really bad for this Mercy now. :( Also, seriously, Soldier 76, you have Pharah, Symettra, Mei and Tracer. Even if they were to lose DVA and Mercy, their still plenty of pretty women in overwatch.
Pharah is part of a security agency Mei is a scientist at an ecopoint Sum works with vishkar (which is suspected to be friends with talon) The only real overwatch member there is tracer
I don't know what type of drugs the people who came up with this were on, or what type of drugs they needed to be put on by a doctor or psychologist !!! But this is beautifully crazy they're sure brilliantly demented !!! 10 out of 10 Stars, total laugh riot !!!
3 years later... Doomfist: (Showed up with Moira, Sigma and Mauga) Fear not, Talon! We have returned to destroy Overwatch and help Null Sector rule the world! Reaper: And where were you? Doomfist: In prison? Moira: Studying Sigma's gravity powers? Sigma: Besides, you don't even need 76 and those two Overwatch agents anymore. Mauga: Yeah, forget those guys. You got us now.
If Seigi pins my comment, I'll be giving chocolates to everybody.
Seigi do it i'm hungry pls
RoboticTea lmao
Gimme chocolate.
Welp time to toss every chocolates around the world.
*HEROES ALWAYS CHOCOLATES!!!!
*throws chocolates for everyone*
Seigi VA *toss at your face one*
"All they care about is Ana and lucio... they treat me like I don't exist" my competitive matches in a nut shell
WHERE ZA FACK IZ ZENYOOTA? I CANOOT ACEPTE ZIS! TREGGRDDDDD
ChromaDust as zenyatta
I out damaged everyone on the team with 2nd most kills
*EXPERIENCE TRANQUILITY BITCHES*
Gavin Laster "shut your fucking faces and accept tranquility for one damn second! accept my balls! death is the only way to attain true peace!" - edgy zen
Gavin Laster I made the mistake of under estimating Zen and he literally ripped off my ass ,raped it up like a present and gave it to me saying "peace be with you" while smiling. Omnics are scary. Bastion kills everyone and thinks he cute cause he has a bird and Zen can kill everyone and tell everyone who is still alive that we should all live in peace and work together. WTF.
I had almost 8000 dmg
And 20 ish kills
We're all Talon now!
usaid alfatih I saw you like
EVERYWHERE ON SEIGI'S VIDEOS
young heroes, GET OFF MY LAWN!!!
We're all Talon one! (Insert Song of We're are number one!)
Yep.
that bull spit I mean split no such no srunch no shit no shite wut im confused
Join Talon, ladies and gentlemen. We have cookies, edgy outfit, and lots of weapons, and bitches.
and more cookies.
also no Hanzo or Genji.
Ghavarus genji has that Oni skin it pretty much looks like talon shit so...that's a thing
No hanzo.....how do i join right now
wait but wheres theres bitches, theres genji. the guys a playboy, you know?
Ghavarus Literally everyone is a girl
Where do i sign up?!
I WANT ME SOME COOCKIES AND BLACK SPANDEX!
"They treat me like I don't exist" me being a Mercy main these days
Yeah
Agh same...
*I need healing*
My team loses 5 hp;need healing I need healing!!! Me *REEEEEE*
_Hella True_
*sees Mercy crying*
Okay, who do I have to kill?
Lucio, Ana, Soilder, etc.
**grabs gun** ok lets go kill some jearks
*grabs the sun* the end is near
Hoodie2Shoes The Meta.
(Good response always too late huh.)
It's High Noon
Looks like all the cool kids join Talon now.
*Joins Talon*
Nilus *Joins Talon*
Nilus You think its that easy to join?
Sombra Hackez Seems so. Just look at how they recruit members. Sign me right in!
Sketch Shhhhh.... Don't tell them
If you continue to spread lies we have to ban you for hacking! >:(
*Talon is a great family, you know?*
《 Unnamed[] 》 a shame they kicked Doomfist out for d,va they just missed their chance to have a....*ONE PUNCH MAN* that can level skyscrapers with ease
"We need a tank and a healer."
Well with Moira we have one of those problems solved.
Ilikebats123 common talon tank next here here we go
Sigma: Allow me to introduce myself
@@robo9031 Oww in the console version isn't that character coming out yet
@@xhsnco They just arrived for console too.
Doomfist
I love Mercy's Talon outfit :3
Also, whoever has the nerve to make Mercy cry deserves to be sent home to their mom in a box...
TheYumChannel If there is enough of them left to go in the box...
TheYumChannel since the mercy nerf is up we are gonna need a pretty big box
Go back to tf2
That's familiar...
I will Rip that brain of theirs out
That opening looked like Reaper was enjoying the sight. xD
I think the same
K i guess?
Dang, that's a good reason for Jack to join Talon. He wants the ladies as well lol
bloodystnz
Nah , he just wants to be part of team beautiful
Bastion: beep boop beep boop boop? (Can I join talon?)
Reaper: we already have 6 mem-
Bastion: BEEP BOO BOOP BOO BOOP (*Switches to tank mode*)
Reaper: OK OK FINE 7 MEMBERS DAMMIT
and that's how all 23 heroes became talon members, and they began to kill each others, and team talon got disbanded....that was quick
'Jack, you're off the team.'
They're Talon, the rules probably don't matter to them.
XD
THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME *Bites down a buncha trees*
Solider 76 is jealous because he doesn't have a harem.
Unseen Strikes reaper has best harem
Unseen Strikes he gets pop tarts fresh daily
he has a harem-be
You mean "harem-bae" ?
OH SHUTUP
"MERCY BUT YOURE ONE OF THE FOUNDING MEMBERS OF OVERW-"
"overwatch was a mistake."
The Reinhardt and D.va scene
Me: That was literally what happens to me if someone in the enemy team says hello to me ._.
I gave away a game because my enemy danced with me sooo........
Get on my level
It's lonely at the bottom of the barrel
"im sorry that im hanzo" 😂😂😂
poor hanzo
He should beeeee ÒHÓ
Fuck it, Overwatch is illegal anyways.
Huh. Yeah, I toooootally believe that the girls were why you joined! *cough* Reaper *cough*
yep yes it fucking is
:v that moment you're desperate for friends
Reaper: We have one more open position
*2019*
Sigma: I’m bout to end this man’s whole career (soldier)
the only problem with this comic is that it makes way too much sense, is way too plausible and way too likely to happen at some point.
Hannes Guthaus If I could, I'd probably make a series based off this comic, or at least someone else should.
MajestyDreemurr I second this!
It just makes at all the funnier
HOT GRILLS ARE THE WAY TO VICTORY
The best grill though is Foreman.
Jack Gisicki Yea, we need the best grills
Jack Gisicki biggest boobs call the shots
In competitive Overwatch some are convinced that if they get the girl in their team she is a symbol of good luck for upcoming games.
Cue people spamming me with friend and group requests.
I guess you can say Reaper *reaped all of the ladies' souls* or is it hearts? Dammit!
Brandon Murry *slow claps*
Brandon Murry yes
Smasherfan88 Reaper emote....I get it
Brandon Murry Jack died later because he's to old and reaper didn't because he say's "The dead can die" so I guess reaper got all the ladies again.
Raging Brownie And they all *lived* happily ever after
Then Doomfist comes and starts wrecking both teams.
he just keeps goin- whats this? GENJI JUST GOT A BUFF!!!! HE NOW HAS 4 JUMPS, 10 SECONDS FOR DRAGON BLADE AND ALWAYS CRITS!!! IS THIS BEAST UNSTOPPABL- nope, he needs healing....
Both teams: "oh no it's you" Doomfist: "IT'S ME!"
DugooTheFrog Smells like DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Chosen Bearer of The Ashen Curse P P P P POWER
TheTrojanToaster Smells like Oldspice to me
Haha you all did such a great job with the acting! This is maybe my favorite comic dub that you've done so far!
"im sorry im hanzo"
When your enemies take better care of your teammates than you do, this happens.
Reaper being nice? Edgeist thing I've ever seen.
I'm eating peanut butter right now.
everyone is beaitiful!
Reaper is convincing as fuck
As someone who has been a mercy main before and after the rise of Ana and lucio..... That hit me right in the feels....
I'm so happy that this was dubbed. Honestly one of the funniest comics.
i think 76 was right when he said, "your team is beautiful" I've got to try this team comp.
It's Really Nice That You Made Sombra And Widowmaker Look As If Anime!(Even D.Va And...Mercy Or Angela As Well!)
(Really Nice)
"They treat me like I don't exist" the good old times before mercy had a 97% pick rate :)
Hoooooo boy. Mercy certainly looks good in black
Volant Caedis
I'm late but THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING
Volant Caedis svf regv
Why, thank you.
I'm sorry that I'm Hanzo... ;-;
I pissed myself with laughter when I saw that!
Rei Tachibana wow that made me angry Hanzo is cool
bacoon_ bear same honestly
Rei Tachibana you not Hanzo i'm real Hanzo jeez
You should be
1-800 talon treats their members like family
Reap Field fat cat titties 👌
WeirdSludgeMan Thank you
beautiful
Tiny Tim that's a big family
WeirdSludgeMan Lord.kill me
This is the perfect idea for a talon themed event, think about it evil alternate skins for all characters or good ones for the evil characters.
Sombra mercy widow got dem hips. X3
So close to 69
@thisavaitaytimo2870 i got you brother, 6 years later
WHAT DID THEY DO TO SOMBRA'S SKIN?!
Sweetie, she Mexican.
Jaiya Papaya Good to know I'm not the only one who notice
And Widowmaker is a lighter shade of purp
So
Meh
Jaiya Papaya first thing I noticed
Bubbles The Tactician I wanted to cry.
Dude, it's just a skin colour. Who fucking cares.
I bet my left foot that Mercy's only there to see if she can _experiment_ on other members.
M: "Oh no, Sombra's been shot exactly 17 times in the chest...better 'revive' her..."
That's literally Moira.
@@chaos_blue1089 Mercy at least asks for your consent.
It sounds like something that a certain German doctor would do
mercy i treat you like my quern
the way you spelt queen reminds me of "the durgens"
Joseph Payne
I don't know why I'm laughing so hard everytime I read this
dunguns nd durgens
I almost thought you said queer.
..your, what?
D.V.A :joins
Mercy:joins as well
Sigma and Moira:ARE WE A JOKE TO YOU!!
Reaper: yes... yes you are
They really should give Talon a Tank and a Healer.
The Fan Without a Face they have, Moria and Doomfist
@@crayoneater2089 well at least he is damage
@X4TERUMI Atleast there adding a talon tank
@X4TERUMI which is Sigma
@X4TERUMI hero 31
Fanfiction idea Reaper Widowmaker and Sombra are overwatch and everyone else is talon.
OneElf oohhh I get it! reaper and sombra clean window because theyre both hispanic! its a race joke! (reread your comment)
Lone Cawk I'm sorry but I just main windowmaker ,because in all reality I believe I'm a window that's right and how dare you think I am a human being. You should be a shamed 😡😐
Jokes on you tough window, my house is built in the center of a mountain because I don't need or believe your kind has any rights. Fuck off ya window menace before I get out the baseballs!
Lone Cawk I guess your not a dog person but a Mountain Lion person.
More of a hamster guy myself, but yeah mountain lions will do
Damn! Mercy, widow, and sombra is thick 😍😍😂.
This comic is great but it would have been neat if Mercy had been in her Devil/Imp skin, that seems more Talon-esque then just a black suit. Awesome dub as always!
I feel this should be cannon now
It is
From a certain point of view
Reaper, Soldier 76, Mercy, D.va, Widowmaker and Sombra.
Reaper can put together a team faster than I can type.
Talon treats their members as family hehe adorable
2 LIKES probably one of the most I've ever had :'(
Now you got three :-)
Soldier 76 was like "Anything to get the ladies" >.
2:56 Even betraying overwatch as he was leader before... and that’s how overwatch heroes ended... THE END???
..........he's gay. Heheheheh
reaper getin all da ladies
Pikman Gamer Heheh ;)
And slodier 76
0:13 why does that look like Sombra is sucking Widowmaker's finger....?
ALSO WHY IS SOMBRA TALKING SO DARN FAST!???
You guys sound just like the actual voice actors. Awesome!
When doomfist returned, Reaper said:" Well, Morrrison, since you are an offensive hero, which is half the team, with HORRIBLE abilities, (I mean one of them is running....) we've replaced with a much better offensive hero, with amazing combos and abilities, DOOMFIST!"
Curlamus Asomus
76: ........
I'VE GOT HIM IN MY SIGHTS!
*Immediately shoots Doomfist in the head multiple times Killing him*
76: What was that again my hearing is not what it used to be
"better"? "doomfist"?
don't make me laugh, doomfist fucking sucks, even the person who plays him THE BEST is done with his shit
In soldier's defense
He said he's gonna end the war
He never said for which side is he gonna do it for
I feel really bad for this Mercy now.
:( Also, seriously, Soldier 76, you have Pharah, Symettra, Mei and Tracer. Even if they were to lose DVA and Mercy, their still plenty of pretty women in overwatch.
Pharah is part of a security agency
Mei is a scientist at an ecopoint
Sum works with vishkar (which is suspected to be friends with talon)
The only real overwatch member there is tracer
No Lifer nah m8 they're all back
I don't know what type of drugs the people who came up with this were on, or what type of drugs they needed to be put on by a doctor or psychologist !!! But this is beautifully crazy they're sure brilliantly demented !!! 10 out of 10 Stars, total laugh riot !!!
considering i just caught up on reapers backstory, this is the best thing that could happen to him. He needs that much love pretty badly lol
I just realized that Reaper is the only boy in Talon until....
Soldier 76:I'll put an end to Overwatch!
they have doomfist now
Reaper built a harem without even noticing.
Nicollas I didn't notice until 76 mentioned that
That is one white-ass Sombra...
That was exactly what I was thinking😐
Neo Machine could be an art style everyone seemed pale
Neo Machine
ikr
having her whitewashed is so weird
3 years later...
Doomfist: (Showed up with Moira, Sigma and Mauga) Fear not, Talon! We have returned to destroy Overwatch and help Null Sector rule the world!
Reaper: And where were you?
Doomfist: In prison?
Moira: Studying Sigma's gravity powers?
Sigma: Besides, you don't even need 76 and those two Overwatch agents anymore.
Mauga: Yeah, forget those guys. You got us now.
I want a Talon fanfic now. Especially with Mercy joining because of Overwatch's neglect and D.va's pure evil. XD
TFW mercy throws peanut butter off a cliff!
Oh mercy! I love you even more
Goddamn its been 5 years i feel old
JOIN THE DARK SIDE!
Nah, Talon's got babes. xD
Orion Random 5 to go round
And a Reaper
Plot Twist: The peanut butter was a major source of their rizz needs (Rizz is not resurrection, it's all Charisma). They no longer have as much rizz.
D.Va’s 16. **No wonder Soldier’s a vigilante**
Best. Overwatch Video. EVER!
If you disagree, fight me!
2nd best after Bonjour From The Other Side
i feel Mercys Pain........Only a little bit thou Since I don't play overwatch........YET
Dosnt genji miss angela?;);)
The wierd thing is, there is a support who probably would join Talon, at least temporarily
Zenyatta looking to explore alternate ideas
This was waaay funnier than I expected! Bravo!
Peanut butter.
Winston's weakness.
Reaper the real MVP XD
god damn that went from a 2 to a 10 in a manner of seconds
Soldier 76: joins Talon
*Doom music intensifies*
This is probably my favorite comic!!!
I don't think I like white Sombra...
Mercy is precious protect her with your lives.
We Talón are number one! but no hanzo
Soldier 76 likes girls?
*Press X to doubt*
He's actually jealous that he doesn't have Reaper.
Talon healer and tank has become to the game
Omegalul
*treats mercy as a garbage can*
Genji: ryu jen nyo keyo KURAE!!!
Why is sombra so pale..?
Would be interesting to have a Talon tank and healer.
Sending application to Talon now...
D'andre Applications won't be looked at until fall
Dammit, guess i'll just have to wait till then
You are accepted in our team, welcome aboard
Now that the final mercy nerf is live it makes sense
Reaper really had the harem setup and was willing to share. A real homie move
reaper lived a harem
4 girls and 2 guys...😏😏
if seigi sees my comment then ima give out free food...
Otaku Taku Panda your like mikaru blackspade aren't u?
Otaku Taku Panda ok can I have my food
Seigi you better see this comment right now because I want the free food!
Yeah nice try fuckaroo way to get attention
Seigi give this guy some love so I can get my food
this is so weird I love it xD and damn Jack look so good in black!
Sombar white...BOI THERE IS NO HOPE IN HELL
And now they have Doomfist and Moira. :D
Doomfist is not a tank. But now at the time I'm posting that comment there is Sigma
*M O I R A*
Oh no.
76 is now edgier than normal
i have edgerier
ayyy my boi Reinhardt trying to take them all on like a true man should
This is nice to look back on in the current age with Moira, Baptiste , And Sigma. 2 talon/ex talon healers, and 1 talon tank