You'll Be Stunned By Who Won Barstool's Best Athlete

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  • @Muoyrico9
    @Muoyrico9 Рік тому +426

    Marty with no hat adds 20 years to his life.

    • @DamSarnold
      @DamSarnold Рік тому

      Big ev should change is name to morbidly obese ev

    • @geebgeeb8152
      @geebgeeb8152 Рік тому +1

      Yikes 😬

    • @thebrodyyy997
      @thebrodyyy997 Рік тому +3

      Yeah I’m glad I just went full bald instead of trying to do that😬😬

    • @bobdole8372
      @bobdole8372 Рік тому

      Chaps would say not nice if he were here

    • @BrentEricksonszn
      @BrentEricksonszn Рік тому

      Unf*ckable

  • @Drobo1
    @Drobo1 Рік тому +176

    This is why you guys need to bring the barstool combine back because everyone is unhealthier, fatter, and older so it would make things so much more funny 😂

  • @saadhistory
    @saadhistory Рік тому +232

    Marty's hairline was the real loser that day

    • @Cammmmeron
      @Cammmmeron Рік тому +3

      You'd think Francis would have to wear sunglasses to block the glare coming off Marty's forehead

    • @georgallasj
      @georgallasj Рік тому +2

      somehow his hairline is better than his personality

  • @loganehmke5968
    @loganehmke5968 Рік тому +207

    Watching Marty for 20 minutes w no hat was a truly traumatic experience

  • @IBlowLines
    @IBlowLines Рік тому +186

    Glad we will never have to hear that Marty is sneaky athletic.

  • @joshm4782
    @joshm4782 Рік тому +113

    Marty’s hair oh no

  • @jackbrassil5318
    @jackbrassil5318 Рік тому +186

    good god get Marty a HIM's sponsorship ASAP

    • @Cammmmeron
      @Cammmmeron Рік тому +6

      Lol dude needed "keeps" to step in 10 years ago

    • @stevenglansberg1822
      @stevenglansberg1822 Рік тому +1

      @@Cammmmeronyeah it’s over…I was there. Time to just go with the shave, Marty.

    • @tacotom3492
      @tacotom3492 Рік тому

      It only works if hair line stays .. Marty is done for .

  • @Cammmmeron
    @Cammmmeron Рік тому +65

    If Marty takes his hat off at a Dennys or Ihop they'd give him a senior discount

  • @andrewharris4686
    @andrewharris4686 Рік тому +54

    Who TF does "rock paper scissors set shoot" I've never heard of the set before in my life

    • @Cammmmeron
      @Cammmmeron Рік тому +3

      Right? I was so confused, I've never heard of that but maybe it's a thing only people of pure athleticism

  • @__Jah__
    @__Jah__ Рік тому +77

    Rone is host of the best and worst produced content at barstool, love it!

  • @justinc963
    @justinc963 Рік тому +45

    Unbelievable athletic talents coming out of barstool.

  • @Docmcmuffin
    @Docmcmuffin Рік тому +32

    Marty’s gotta shave it all or book a trip to Turkey for a hair transplant

  • @Billybootlegger
    @Billybootlegger Рік тому +38

    Man like Marty without a cap is alarming.

  • @1623hill
    @1623hill Рік тому +101

    Ev walking up to kick the ball is hilarious

  • @tmurray21
    @tmurray21 Рік тому +37

    Marty looks like he 54 years old 😂

  • @keving6897
    @keving6897 Рік тому +21

    Marty got smokeddd hahaha… Thank GOD they finally did this so that we have proof that he’s delusional every time he claims he’s the most athletic in the office

  • @Justin-tj9vw
    @Justin-tj9vw Рік тому +13

    I want the last 20 minutes of my life back. I feel like I got bamboozled to watch that.

  • @ryanhall3348
    @ryanhall3348 Рік тому +16

    Francis saying "come on! It's Street Ball?" is unironically hilarious

    • @WildMeff
      @WildMeff Рік тому +2

      And then calling soft fouls

  • @joshackley2496
    @joshackley2496 Рік тому +11

    Can't believe Ria lets him out like that.

  • @TaylorsTypicalLife
    @TaylorsTypicalLife Рік тому +7

    This video makes me miss the combine vids so much. Those were legendary.

  • @johncusack7152
    @johncusack7152 Рік тому +2

    man this is tough to watch

  • @444simm
    @444simm Рік тому +27

    This is the most un-athletic video I’ve ever seen! I loved it!!

  • @rickybobby6098
    @rickybobby6098 Рік тому +5

    Francis having more faith in Marty than Marty has in himself is hilarious

  • @SticksAandstonesBozo
    @SticksAandstonesBozo Рік тому +1

    Big Ev has what I call loving grandma energy. Where he clearly had a grandmother who told him all his life he’s special and it’s gonna be till he’s about 40 to realize he’s not.

  • @12theben
    @12theben Рік тому +6

    Please don't include Marty in videos, thanks!

  • @danardo559
    @danardo559 Рік тому +5

    Those toe poke kicks are a sight to behold

  • @willlazenby1050
    @willlazenby1050 Рік тому +4

    This is great content, need to do something like this for the entire office, then take the winners of NYC office and Chicago office and have them go head to head in a final elimination round.

    • @Radiant26
      @Radiant26 Рік тому

      KB smokes all these guys.

    • @dz1211
      @dz1211 Рік тому

      @@Radiant26u mean Titus. KB is fit but he’s not really “athletic”

    • @Timlareit
      @Timlareit Рік тому

      @@Radiant26kb is a wrestler. He has no hand eye coordination. Essentially a monkey with no hands

  • @Bruno-yv5cg
    @Bruno-yv5cg Рік тому +14

    Marty might need a trip to turkey before the marriage (no joke that hairline needs a reconstruction)

  • @watertouchesthesun
    @watertouchesthesun Рік тому +1

    Objectively a hilarious piece of footage to demonstrate that doing sports and talking about sports are very different things

  • @derekwhitman7207
    @derekwhitman7207 Рік тому

    Big Ev we all love you brother it’s time to make a change your a athlete let’s start looking like one!

  • @Rdog3188
    @Rdog3188 Рік тому +14

    it should've been Marty vs Hank and that would be straight CONTENT!

  • @longislandtropics9558
    @longislandtropics9558 Рік тому +3

    Klemmer travelling at 19:23 😂

  • @michaelfriedman6882
    @michaelfriedman6882 Рік тому +2

    Marty should do an ad read for hims hairloss prevention.

  • @dontsmoketrees
    @dontsmoketrees Рік тому +2

    the fuck is "says shoot"? It's rock, paper, scissors, shoot

  • @_Juan234
    @_Juan234 Рік тому +4

    Idk what’s worse, the athletic performance displayed or Marty’s hairline

  • @TheJigglyJO
    @TheJigglyJO Рік тому +3

    Francis needs to make a “saving Barstool” series where he gets the ava rage weight of the company under 300 lbs

  • @davisremy1797
    @davisremy1797 Рік тому +3

    The video series needs to be who’s the worst athlete at barstool. This was a good start

  • @VicelessNomad
    @VicelessNomad Рік тому

    Big Ev! You were doing a workout thing during Covid! Why did you stop? I was rooting for you! Don’t give me. Breaks my heart.

  • @adorrier2
    @adorrier2 Рік тому +4

    Marty looks like a former president from the 1800’s

    • @Cammmmeron
      @Cammmmeron Рік тому

      He's the reason presidents wore wigs

  • @cdlmariners
    @cdlmariners Рік тому +6

    The content coming out of the NY office is embarrassing

  • @ryanmorrison5672
    @ryanmorrison5672 Рік тому +8

    I understand why Matt Cahill leaves his hat on holy shit😂😂

  • @TheGreenExplorer17
    @TheGreenExplorer17 Рік тому +4

    What a display of athleticism

  • @wagenrage
    @wagenrage Рік тому +3

    wtf is “rock paper scissors *says shoot*”

  • @jeremywilson8247
    @jeremywilson8247 Рік тому +4

    Marty ran so fast he left his hair line at the start line!

  • @Rdog3188
    @Rdog3188 Рік тому +22

    i would legit help big ev lose weight for free and make a whole content series out of it

    • @patricksharp8468
      @patricksharp8468 Рік тому

      Agreed! I’d watch it, and I bet he would get so much support from the fans. They really need to do something about his weight, same with Eddie.

  • @ericvona24
    @ericvona24 Рік тому +3

    Marty's hairline is preposterous.

  • @Koreatn
    @Koreatn Рік тому +1

    Ria must really love her reflection off of Marty's dome.

  • @Hayzer09
    @Hayzer09 Рік тому +6

    I have said it before and I will say it again. It is amazing how Barstool sports is made up of some of the best athletes in the world and some of the worst...

  • @knox_Co
    @knox_Co Рік тому +2

    unreal how klemmer never figured out rock paper scissors

  • @pete8634
    @pete8634 Рік тому +2

    the little wheeze everytime ev kicks is so fuckin funny

  • @Samgz513
    @Samgz513 Рік тому +5

    Francis is so easily and clearly the most athletic 😂

    • @Timlareit
      @Timlareit Рік тому

      And somehow he’s not even that athletic. I thought he would be better

  • @anyaneez8628
    @anyaneez8628 Рік тому +2

    I swear the girls in my middle school gym class would wipe the floor with everyone here

  • @Krewe_xo
    @Krewe_xo Рік тому +11

    Big Ev's lucky foot save was incredible

  • @fitzritz4822
    @fitzritz4822 Рік тому +2

    Ria is marrying that dude lmao

  • @gdm1799
    @gdm1799 Рік тому +3

    Who tf says “rock paper scissors says shoot”

  • @mattjmang
    @mattjmang Рік тому

    Great old school barstool video

  • @thatdude1528
    @thatdude1528 Рік тому +1

    we need a new combine video for the 2024 draft.

  • @timothystewart9188
    @timothystewart9188 Рік тому +1

    Anybody named Marty has something wrong with them

  • @jacquesroux7362
    @jacquesroux7362 Рік тому +4

    If these are the best, I do not want to see the worst

  • @mikesoto106
    @mikesoto106 Рік тому +9

    Old school barstool vibes with this video 👍🏼

  • @bensonnick169
    @bensonnick169 Рік тому +5

    Didn't Big Ev lose a decent amount of weight a couple years ago..? Looks like the old Ev came back, and ate the weightloss Ev 😂😂

  • @misterejire
    @misterejire Рік тому

    Marty with that Count Chocula widows peak just before Halloween. Classic

  • @mcdjames1
    @mcdjames1 Рік тому

    Screams of OG barstool 🤙🏼

  • @MNVikings_PS
    @MNVikings_PS Рік тому +2

    Ria obviously didn’t date Marty for his hair 😮

  • @caveman153
    @caveman153 Рік тому

    Guy in the blue shirt looks like a GROWN ass SID from Toy Story 1 LOL!

  • @henryfitzsimmons8809
    @henryfitzsimmons8809 Рік тому

    "You know, I've called fouls in street ball before" *quick cut*

  • @QuickFlixDailyyy
    @QuickFlixDailyyy Рік тому +3

    marty ran so fast he pushed his hairline back another inch

  • @justinyoung7766
    @justinyoung7766 Рік тому +2

    Marty got a head start on rd 2 of the 40 yard dash

  • @jwill294
    @jwill294 Рік тому +1

    Marty trying to dispute the basketball, so that he lost 4-0 instead of 3-1 is just hilarious

  • @vwaggolf
    @vwaggolf Рік тому

    Need a new series called 'Klemmer Does Sports' it'd be absolute gold

  • @haydentodd336
    @haydentodd336 Рік тому

    The production here is the barstool difference

  • @benholmquist1148
    @benholmquist1148 Рік тому +1

    Rock Paper Scissor Says Shoot might be the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. 😂

  • @Lifeonthecourt
    @Lifeonthecourt Рік тому +1

    Kemmer looks like a day old linguini pasta with a pulse

  • @austinbaker8488
    @austinbaker8488 Рік тому +11

    Francis slipped on purpose to tire Marty out and have the advantage in race 2

    • @johnbrooks756
      @johnbrooks756 Рік тому +1

      Harvard shit

    • @Nezzy750
      @Nezzy750 Рік тому +1

      Except he lost the second race too. And should have lost the match.

  • @reedferguson3113
    @reedferguson3113 Рік тому

    Remember when Marty told pat bev his basketball spin move is unstoppable, he couldn’t even beat Francis

  • @michaelbailey9857
    @michaelbailey9857 Рік тому +1

    If they're gonna dovetail radio into this idk why you wouldn't make it a premiere

  • @GiBJJIsForChildren
    @GiBJJIsForChildren Рік тому +5

    Does Ria actively seek out the most ugly dating partners possible

  • @thatslegitfr
    @thatslegitfr Рік тому

    gents, please please please make a hat that says
    SUNDAYS
    ARE FOR
    THE LORD
    in your cheeky logo that you did for the saturdays are for the boys hat. i definently need one for sundays. thank you
    - clive

  • @KRAFT4Prez
    @KRAFT4Prez Рік тому

    Every "competitor" in this video should've threatened to quit if this footage was released. There were zero winners. The fact that these guys will continue their lives criticizing professional athletes should be a crime. They deserve to have clips from this video posted in the replies every single time they judge another person.

  • @wackman123
    @wackman123 Рік тому

    What type of sunglasses is Rone weariing

  • @jong7041
    @jong7041 Рік тому +1

    Who says Rick scissors paper like big Ev? I've never heard "says shoot" or whatever he said

  • @cmay6536
    @cmay6536 Рік тому +1

    That is a LARGE man

  • @adamfishman5476
    @adamfishman5476 Рік тому +1

    has nobody ever played rock paper scissors with klemmer

  • @blakeedwards1742
    @blakeedwards1742 Рік тому +1

    Marty just waiting to hit that one big bet then he’s going to Turkey.

  • @NDreece
    @NDreece Рік тому +1

    Marty calling himself the best athlete in the office was one of the biggest grifts of all time. A complete non-athlete.

  • @MacEno14
    @MacEno14 Рік тому

    Never heard “says shoot” before watching this

  • @kyingriffith1785
    @kyingriffith1785 Рік тому +1

    That basketball was awesome I can’t lie lmao it’s so funny to see grownups argue 😂

  • @jamesb9407
    @jamesb9407 Рік тому +1

    Here for the Marty hairline comments 😂

  • @raha1277
    @raha1277 Рік тому +1

    Ive never been more confident in my own athletic ability as I am watching this. I am 40 years old 245 at 5'10" and outside of the sprint will crush all of these people in everyone one of those events.

  • @VIDSOFPK
    @VIDSOFPK Рік тому +1

    idk if i’ve ever seen so many wildly unathletic people in one sitting before

  • @snipymcsnip1
    @snipymcsnip1 Рік тому +5

    Marty takes the L regardless with no hat look.

  • @andrewguerrero2194
    @andrewguerrero2194 Рік тому

    Holy shit barstool, clean your camera lens lmao kept thinking i had spots on my phone screen

  • @hughes3947
    @hughes3947 Рік тому +1

    Other than eating and doing terrible farts, there isn’t a single thing that Big Ev could beat me at.

  • @MrNobody91
    @MrNobody91 Рік тому

    5:30 I immediately hate anyone who does "rock paper scissors says shoot", it’s rock paper scissors….

  • @andrewdampf5807
    @andrewdampf5807 Рік тому

    Makes me feel good as an athlete after watching this idk why zero context but thank you Francis and Marty

    • @treydigs02
      @treydigs02 Рік тому

      100%. I'm 39 yrs old, haven't played a sport seriously in 15 years, drink far too much, and could have smoked these abominations of athletic prowess with my off foot/hand... very, very easily. Thank you Barstool.

  • @cameroncaruthers2888
    @cameroncaruthers2888 Рік тому

    Not stunned by the results as they were as I expected.

  • @Areaman
    @Areaman Рік тому +1

    Smudges on the Camera, the Barstool difference.

  • @Neffie42
    @Neffie42 Рік тому

    I don’t know if Marty’s second penalty kick counted. Francis stopped it long enough then it rolled in after he already made the stop. Camera doesn’t show the right angle to see it.

  • @aidankyle6348
    @aidankyle6348 Рік тому

    Klemer had to break out the Yak Basketball “fuck you, I’m gonna sprint” move

  • @mobuctze87
    @mobuctze87 Рік тому

    Klemmer looks like a GI Joe villain