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  • @PKAClips
    @PKAClips  3 роки тому +12

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  • @hunterlee6286
    @hunterlee6286 2 роки тому +131

    “I said ‘if you screw with me, I’ll kill you’ For context I have a massive beard” that is the most Reddit sentence I’ve ever heard.

    • @burquebandit7169
      @burquebandit7169 2 роки тому +4

      💀💀💀

    • @yungpm
      @yungpm Рік тому +15

      Watch out guys, he’s gonna be out of his chair any minute now

    • @THESLlCK
      @THESLlCK Рік тому +16

      Beard people once again thinking beards are intimidating, truly hilarious

    • @THESLlCK
      @THESLlCK Рік тому +2

      @@yungpm going hard today I see

    • @ST4X-0N-ST4X
      @ST4X-0N-ST4X Рік тому

      ​@@THESLlCK beards can be intimidating like bikers and more criminally inclined rednecks grow long beards and hair to easily change appearance if they have to do some quick murderin

  • @LordEric1
    @LordEric1 3 роки тому +889

    I use the handicapped stall every single time I use a public restroom. And in my 26 years of life I've only inconvenienced a single handicap person. I will continue to use the executive stall.

    • @The-Cole-Train
      @The-Cole-Train 3 роки тому +20

      Yes

    • @allegorx58
      @allegorx58 3 роки тому +16

      Same

    • @Otmjv
      @Otmjv 3 роки тому +27

      Just because you dont get caught doesnt mean your not an asshole lol

    • @orangefox3285
      @orangefox3285 3 роки тому +73

      If you don’t get “caught” you by definition cannot be the asshole

    • @LordEric1
      @LordEric1 3 роки тому +133

      @@Otmjv then so be it. I'll be an asshole. An asshole with all the leg room in the world.

  • @jonahprice6302
    @jonahprice6302 2 роки тому +263

    When I see a family going towards the family bathroom, i rush in front of them and take it from their weak hands, even if I dont need to go. I just stare in the mirror as I think of my victory and how they suffer because of their lack of reaction speed. Make the world a better place, that's my motto.

    • @thenameidk3168
      @thenameidk3168 2 роки тому +5

      Love it haha

    • @timb.6951
      @timb.6951 2 роки тому +2

      Awesome stuff!

    • @Kittyreviewcrew
      @Kittyreviewcrew 2 роки тому +3

      Based KING

    • @michaelpond813
      @michaelpond813 Рік тому

      You LL make a great leader. Guaranteed to be in office for a lifetime of greed and egomania. L. O. L. Keep the faith. Hail Satan. L. O. L

  • @jasonmonroe7454
    @jasonmonroe7454 3 роки тому +100

    Taylor’s character arch, he literally tells a story about doing this in future episodes lmao

    • @tasteslikeawesome
      @tasteslikeawesome 2 роки тому +1

      Taylor also got fatter.

    • @slanneshipope8700
      @slanneshipope8700 2 роки тому +6

      Ikr where he takes a handicap stall from a guy on an electric wheelchair lmao

    • @THESLlCK
      @THESLlCK Рік тому +2

      @@slanneshipope8700 dude I remember that, that was so good

    • @rickavory
      @rickavory 12 днів тому

      He also cut the whole line at the blues game

  • @JoeyTheBoss-yq5uy
    @JoeyTheBoss-yq5uy 3 роки тому +272

    I would like to hear this on the podcast again

  • @AbrasiveCarl
    @AbrasiveCarl 3 роки тому +50

    I like how Woody just obviously didn't listen to the story the first time so Kyle just had to retell it with footnotes.

  • @cahzinarx904
    @cahzinarx904 3 роки тому +160

    When i worked at walmart employees and adults with no kids used the family bathroom all the time. I didnt realize it was such bad etiquit to use it wtf

    • @LordEric1
      @LordEric1 3 роки тому +79

      It's not. Continue to use the executive restroom at your own discretion.

    • @dynamicpaintball
      @dynamicpaintball 3 роки тому +22

      I have sympathy for disabled people and all but you can hold it for like 30 seconds. Just don't be one of those people take 45 minutes in a public restroom and you're fine.

    • @ayenul4256
      @ayenul4256 3 роки тому +5

      Same. Our family bathroom wasn’t clearly marked so it was more of an employee/the few customers who know bathroom

    • @astrocandy148
      @astrocandy148 3 роки тому +4

      Had no idea it was even called the family bathroom. I just thought it was the luxury bathroom for anyone or something.

    • @IIDEADBIRDII
      @IIDEADBIRDII 3 роки тому

      It really isn't bad etiquette. I mean how is the person walking up to it after me know the exact reason why I used it. Let's just say you gotta shit and all the stalls in your given bathroom are occupied... what you gonna do hope you're asshole can hold it long enough for 1 of the x amount of stalls to become open? No if the family restroom is open you use that bitch.

  • @melissag1364
    @melissag1364 2 роки тому +54

    Kyle always claims to not be a sociopath but here he is throwing chickens into fans just to see what’ll happen

  • @HowieRaps
    @HowieRaps 2 роки тому +25

    4:12 Kyle's joke went over everybody's head 🤣 "I don't think they go"

  • @ohno7084
    @ohno7084 3 роки тому +83

    Pretty sure even if the “old” dog was on a leash the non leashed Doberman would’ve still fucked it up

    • @away8886
      @away8886 3 роки тому +14

      Yeah old pka hosts are kinda dumb lol. Dog attacks aren’t always FULL FORCE

    • @LV426Survivor
      @LV426Survivor 3 роки тому +2

      Yep exactly. How would leashing the victimized dog prevent the situation? Retard take.

    • @blinkrogue1344
      @blinkrogue1344 2 роки тому

      They didnt actually respond to the question though? They kinda just saw two people walking their dogs without leashes and called them both assholes for doing so, wich is correct. If you dont have your dog on a leash, you are putting other animals and your own innocent dogs life ay risk, so yeah, both op and the other are assholes.

    • @blinkrogue1344
      @blinkrogue1344 2 роки тому +2

      @@LV426Survivor and it could have saved them. Having dogs on leash gives of signals to other dogs, they are smarter than most think lol. The doberman could have felt threatened because the retriever didnt have a leash, not restraining it. Just put leashes on dogs, please.
      Edit: I have no idea if other dogs can sense if another is leashed or not btw

    • @SavAJ23
      @SavAJ23 2 роки тому +8

      @@blinkrogue1344 your additional comment literally disproved your entire previous comment man…

  • @ShinFahima
    @ShinFahima 3 роки тому +54

    The beard guy with that hitchhiker basically is far from an asshole. That's just self preservation.

    • @su37fhiok97
      @su37fhiok97 3 роки тому +17

      fr, never let yourself get entrapped bc you’re trying to be nicr

    • @patrickfolsom4299
      @patrickfolsom4299 2 роки тому +1

      I'm new to this podcast. Why did Kyle randomly have a gun with him??

    • @whiteobama3032
      @whiteobama3032 2 роки тому +2

      @@patrickfolsom4299 watch FPSrussia

    • @MlRAAK
      @MlRAAK 2 роки тому

      @@patrickfolsom4299 Because you're gay

    • @whyareusobad3528
      @whyareusobad3528 2 роки тому +5

      @@patrickfolsom4299 because what’s wrong with guns

  • @levimaxton6307
    @levimaxton6307 3 роки тому +30

    12:52 i love how chiz says "....and you werent near your carry.. " kyle just immediately pulls up his gun

    • @levimaxton6307
      @levimaxton6307 3 роки тому +7

      @@packaapunch I think this is before he went to prison.

    • @THESLlCK
      @THESLlCK Рік тому

      @@packaapunch this video occurred in like 2017

  • @zeeke73099
    @zeeke73099 3 роки тому +11

    Man if I'm ground hogging and the only stall open in the Handicap one. I'm going not waiting

  • @rydplrs71
    @rydplrs71 3 роки тому +41

    I have a 100lb shepard mix. He dwarfs retrievers. He is bad like the Doberman, he has to say hello before turning around. When I meet that old dog owner it is 100% my fault for not being situationally aware enough to get him back on a leash before he sees them. He wants to play with every dog like he was still a puppy. My only saving grace is he becomes completely gentle and behaved when kids are around. He’s 4 and needs lots of off leash running, I hate being that guy and really try to leash him whenever he can be an arse even if he doesn’t know anything about being mean. He is just a spaz that wants to be everyone’s friend. I accept he isn’t behaved enough to do that, it’s my responsibility to prevent it.

    • @gamebred5662
      @gamebred5662 3 роки тому +4

      Your gonna run into someone like me one day that has an extremely dog aggressive dog an your buddy's gonna get torn up. I get so pissed when some idiot allows there dog to run up to mine off leash. My dog loves ALL people but dogs, there getting shredded. Be careful with that.

    • @Jake.44Mag
      @Jake.44Mag 3 роки тому +1

      My Shepard is the same way sometimes, he has to go make sure no one is a threat and report back. There's plenty of places where having them off leash is just fine. I live in and let my dogs run around rural areas and hiking areas and such. Obviously not letting them off in highly Trafficked areas. If someone has a aggressive dog then they should keep them leashed anywhere they think other dogs will be off leash or not. All friendly dogs shouldn't have to stay leashed in areas like these. They shouldn't have to be punished cause of other people bringing aggressive dogs into that area. If their dog is that much of a problem they need to train/correct that issue before bringing them to those environments. I know it's easier said than done sometimes, but I've had to deal with it before and was able to get the aggressive behavior under control.

    • @codylowrey6955
      @codylowrey6955 3 роки тому

      @@gamebred5662 yea it sounds like you didnt raise your animal even somewhat properly, it sounds like your dog sits in a room for 12 and a half hours a day looking at other free range dogs walk by its property

    • @donniejefferson9554
      @donniejefferson9554 3 роки тому

      @@codylowrey6955 I'd say the same to the guy who feels the need to let his dog run around off leash everywhere he goes. The guy with the aggressive dog keeps his under control. The other guy doesn't.

    • @GenericProtagonist7
      @GenericProtagonist7 Рік тому

      ​@@gamebred5662 That profile picture coupled with the comment is borderline comedy, really playing to the stereotypes.

  • @bigricky5742
    @bigricky5742 2 роки тому +5

    I always use the handicap stall.
    If they have to wait they at least have a comfortable chair to sit in.

  • @jakebaker4066
    @jakebaker4066 Рік тому +3

    I use the family restroom at Walmart when nature calls. It’s always empty. Bathroom is a bathroom. If someone knocks I’ll be out as soon as possible.

    • @jakebaker4066
      @jakebaker4066 Рік тому

      @@juliangrant9718 I’ll shit in any fuckin toilet I want. It’s what it’s there for. In all my years I’ve never had a knock on the door. Excuse me for wanting privacy in a western bathroom. Douchey is being a judgmental asshole about not wanting to shit 2 feet away from someone. Do you piss with your pants around your ankles little cucky boy?

    • @juliangrant9718
      @juliangrant9718 Рік тому

      @@jakebaker4066 Who the f*ck is going to knock on a stall that's occupied, you lunatic? When that sh*t says "Engaged", there's no f*cken mystery as to what's going in there. They'll wait or move on to find another toilet. You won't know if there's a child waiting there. Lol, person who's too shy to sh*t in public toilets askes if I pee like Butter's Stotch? What a hilarious projection. Look, you can keep rolling that dice, brotha. One can probably raise a lion in their backyard without incident. But, one keeps tempting fate, there will eventually be a mauling. You keep tempting fate, there will eventually be a father who has had a day, who will not accept your douchey behaviour.

  • @connorharrison3352
    @connorharrison3352 Рік тому +4

    Fun fast: UA-cam made the ten second skip function just for woodies opinions.

  • @rogerrogers8834
    @rogerrogers8834 3 роки тому +22

    One time at our Sears, an old handicap man went into the bathroom and the handicap stall on the end was taken.
    For some reason he back himself and his cart into one of the tiny middle stalls. Somehow falling between the toilet and the wall, stuck in there by his cart. Was a fuckin’ nightmare. Poor old man stuck with his pants down yelling for help 🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @shockabrahhhhhhhh5769
      @shockabrahhhhhhhh5769 3 роки тому +3

      Probably did it on purpose hoping the person who took the stall would still be there so he could try and call the police to sue or some shit

    • @juliangrant9718
      @juliangrant9718 Рік тому

      @@shockabrahhhhhhhh5769 for that embarrassment? Not likely...

  • @ezrasadek5327
    @ezrasadek5327 3 роки тому +53

    I almost always use the handicap stall (yeah I know I’m a piece of shit), even if it’s just to take a piss. I have never once seen a handicapped person in a bathroom.
    Edit: changed wrong word

    • @itsrockyiv8209
      @itsrockyiv8209 3 роки тому +3

      Haven't seen one yet, trust me it's not fun when they find ya.

    • @ShinFahima
      @ShinFahima 3 роки тому +1

      I used to use those stalls. But one day, I was leaving and some shaky, like, Parkinson's style old person was entering right after me. I felt so bad, even though I'm not slow on the public toilet and make sure to flush (with my foot, anyway) unlike a LOT of barbarians that use public toilets.

    • @bigshrimp6458
      @bigshrimp6458 3 роки тому

      But yeah that’s the only time I think I’ve seen one

  • @CrippledMerc
    @CrippledMerc 2 роки тому +5

    As someone who is handicapped and in a wheelchair, I think it’s hilarious to see the looks on people’s faces when they come out of the handicapped stall and me sitting there waiting. There’s that look where you can see their stomach drop and the color almost kind of drains from their face where they’re like “oh no...”
    I never give anyone shit though or act like an ass about it. It isn’t that big of a deal in my opinion unless there’s only one handicapped stall and they’re in there taking a shit for an extended period of time. But I’ve never even had that specific situation happened to me though so I just laugh it off and soak in the look of embarrassment and shame on their face.

    • @FriendlyHomie
      @FriendlyHomie 2 роки тому +2

      Must be so satisfying! Like a little kid being caught drawing on the wall.

    • @ghagzor
      @ghagzor 2 роки тому +1

      That's awesome. You should do fake outrage for a moment for the chefs kiss

  • @donetski7324
    @donetski7324 3 роки тому +10

    "Its 2015" oh no, has it been so long

  • @disqorddoge1101
    @disqorddoge1101 3 роки тому +16

    The “family” restroom guy is NOT an A hole. It’s not the “family” restroom. It’s the
    Private/family/handicap restroom. It’s for all of the above. Whoever gets their first wins. That woman let her kid pee on here out of spite so she could woman-splain at the person who was clearly within their rights.

    • @DeltaDanner
      @DeltaDanner 3 роки тому +8

      The outcome would have been the same regardless of who was using the bathroom. The lady sat there and waited instead of looking for an alternative. What if it was another mother with her toddler using the bathroom? Would they be assholes too?

  • @Rizhiy13
    @Rizhiy13 3 роки тому +6

    21:53 if you are paying together, people can join you. But if you are making a separate order: Get Back In Line!
    If someone was keeping a place for you in line, then they can let you have their place, in which case they leave.

  • @edisinmedicine5512
    @edisinmedicine5512 3 роки тому +6

    Ima keep it real…I use the handicapped stall cuz it’s the only one where you can’t see through the door lol

  • @sasquatch6829
    @sasquatch6829 Рік тому +4

    I thought family restrooms only existed for teenagers to have sex in. Silly me.

  • @mrsilver8517
    @mrsilver8517 2 роки тому +3

    Chiz: "what if you weren't near your carry or something."
    Kyle casually waving his gun like 'what the fuck do you mean, not near your carry?'

  • @TheBabyDerp
    @TheBabyDerp 2 роки тому +8

    Regarding the handicap stall, I will use it if it is the only stall available. I don't think that's an asshole move in anyway.

  • @UncleHashy
    @UncleHashy 3 роки тому +10

    Similar situation happened to me when I moved to the city. was at loves truck stop. Dude had pretty much the same bullshit story. Wife was around the corner needed a jump. Blah blah. I dont know why but I said yes. Pretty much as soon as he got in, His story was Shaky and I felt like he was having me take him somewhere to rob my ass. Before I even left the pumps I reached my hand underneath my seat for my gun and told him that I didn't think it was gonna work out. Sorry bout your luck lol. Was very awkward but he knew what I was reaching for. Now if we had left the gas station who knows maybe he would've tried anyways.but If u haven't been arrested for buying weed through the postal service I'd highly suggest picking up a gun

  • @Therealmudbone
    @Therealmudbone 3 роки тому +12

    I miss being stationed at Ft Bragg dude cookout is one of the best restaurants in the country

  • @howey935
    @howey935 3 роки тому +4

    I live in the U.K. and I’ve seen countless fights over queues and people trying to line cut especially on nights out that shit doesn’t go down well here.

    • @THESLlCK
      @THESLlCK Рік тому

      This isn’t the first time I’ve heard of extremely angry line cutting fights in England. Do you guys ever get arrested for just a bit o banter? Depending on where you are in the US, that could be as simple as leaving the establishment for the night or doing time in community service

  • @howey935
    @howey935 2 роки тому +3

    I always use the disability toilet it’s the only one my wheelchair fits in.

  • @sirturd2954
    @sirturd2954 2 роки тому +2

    The guy that’s not in line with friends, will just have them order for them. So regardless of where they’re standing it’s going to take the same amount of time for the same order.

  • @brandonharris1122
    @brandonharris1122 3 роки тому +5

    Doesn't top the dude beatin it in the handicapped stall in the back if my local walmart

  • @_Ekaros
    @_Ekaros 3 роки тому +13

    Absolutely no line cutting. Either go back of line as group or order separate. Any line cutting is death penalty worthy...

    • @mondaysinsanity8193
      @mondaysinsanity8193 3 роки тому +2

      If its the same order its fine

    • @mbuckzzz1444
      @mbuckzzz1444 3 роки тому +2

      Unless if ah fucking family bro

    • @threemar3
      @threemar3 2 роки тому +1

      @@mondaysinsanity8193 Seems like this is what people say to make it more acceptable, but why? It takes the same amount of time regardless. I generally don't care about cutting if someone at least lets everyone else know what's going on. "Hey, my wife and kids are in line, I'm gonna hop in with them," completely understandable and polite.

    • @mondaysinsanity8193
      @mondaysinsanity8193 2 роки тому

      @@threemar3 if its the same order its the same ammount if time seperate orders it can be really annoying cuz pay issues can happen and what not either way aslong as tgeyre polite dont really matter one is just less likely to bug someone

  • @hijeans1103
    @hijeans1103 3 роки тому +24

    Family restroom is fair game, no law against using it. I have lost my colon to ibd, there are many scenarios where the use is necessary. And FYI once you loose your colon the average poo time is under two minutes

    • @jaygin6518
      @jaygin6518 2 роки тому +2

      Just because it’s not a law doesn’t make you not an asshole

    • @hijeans1103
      @hijeans1103 2 роки тому +1

      @@jaygin6518 so what in your opinion dictates who gets to use that stall? Am I to assume it’s only for people with wheel chairs?

    • @jaygin6518
      @jaygin6518 2 роки тому +3

      @@hijeans1103 a family restroom is completely separate

    • @hijeans1103
      @hijeans1103 2 роки тому +1

      @@jaygin6518 I disagree. A toilet is for poop n pee. Trying to dictate who can/should be given access is draconian.

    • @primarymeme9929
      @primarymeme9929 2 роки тому

      @@hijeans1103 so you don’t follow men and woman bathrooms signs cause it’s draconian?

  • @huckleberryfinn8795
    @huckleberryfinn8795 2 роки тому +2

    Hahaa when Kyle pulls out the handgun laying on his desk next to him 🤣

  • @jimiesoteric2417
    @jimiesoteric2417 2 роки тому +1

    I love that "I don't care" at the very end after the awkward silence where you can tell they are all thinking the other guy is an asshole lmao

  • @ronmatson5502
    @ronmatson5502 3 роки тому +3

    This is 2 months old and Taylor looks like he's put on 10 years,he looks like he's mid 20s here

    • @Bluew0lfie
      @Bluew0lfie 3 роки тому +6

      Lmao bro. This is an old episode.

  • @uuuuuuuuuuuuuugdsvjjgffty1037
    @uuuuuuuuuuuuuugdsvjjgffty1037 3 роки тому +20

    Wow! Woody's wrong again hahahaha

    • @alexmeyer8133
      @alexmeyer8133 3 роки тому +3

      He says some pretty dumb shit lol

    • @JR-zi9vj
      @JR-zi9vj 3 роки тому

      Hes a contrarion

    • @s.h.723
      @s.h.723 3 роки тому +2

      It’s absolutely infuriating how bad his takes are

  • @SamPanamaOfficial
    @SamPanamaOfficial 2 роки тому +2

    It's a handicap accessible stall, not a handicap exclusive stall. There's a baby table in there as well. Does the baby need to be broken to use it? Also, Walmart has those little chairs in the stall so you can strap your toddler in and torture them as you shit. There's a lot more to the big stall than meets the eye. Discuss.

    • @SamPanamaOfficial
      @SamPanamaOfficial 2 роки тому

      @@kimilsungthefirst6840 I'd forgotten about this. Thanks. I needed a good Monday morning laugh.

  • @smoke......
    @smoke...... 3 роки тому +20

    Damn they definitely should do this again

  • @Mr5pokemon
    @Mr5pokemon 3 роки тому +8

    Real talk I could care less about the line shit if it’s for a 2 minute wait. Like man I ain’t gonna start a confrontation over 2 minute extra wait for ice cream

    • @dartdeity7919
      @dartdeity7919 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah, you're an asshole if you cut in line but at the same time I couldn't care less

    • @jareddeltaco6185
      @jareddeltaco6185 3 роки тому +2

      @@dartdeity7919 yea to me I just think like damn you're one of those people, kind of a dickhead but there are very little scenarios I find myself in that would anger me enough to say something

    • @JR-zi9vj
      @JR-zi9vj 3 роки тому

      In big cities it a 10-20 minute wait

    • @LilNewo
      @LilNewo 3 роки тому

      What if they order the last of what you want?

  • @IAMYETTI25
    @IAMYETTI25 3 роки тому +8

    I really don't understand the bathroom one. Like why did she absolutely need to use that particular stall when she had the option to use other ones?

    • @edwardshaw1743
      @edwardshaw1743 3 роки тому

      I wonder if she knocked because is she knocked and the guy didn’t hurry up he’s an asshole. But if she stood there while her kid pissed on her than it’s not the guy in the bathrooms fault.

    • @IAMYETTI25
      @IAMYETTI25 3 роки тому +5

      @@edwardshaw1743 if the stall is occupied move on to the next one like any other sane person

    • @DeltaDanner
      @DeltaDanner 3 роки тому

      Exactly. What if it had been another mother and her toddler? Would they be assholes then? Because it would always end with that mother waiting for the bathroom to open up while her child pissed on her instead of trying for a different bathroom.

    • @jonnyOysters
      @jonnyOysters 3 роки тому +1

      Right.... I remember being a kid and my mom taking me to the ladies to use the toilet. It wasn't a big deal. Obviously the family one would be the most convenient but it's not like regular bathrooms won't work.

  • @edwardshaw1743
    @edwardshaw1743 3 роки тому +8

    How was the person in the stall supposed to know a child that desperately needed to pee was outside? The lady could have knocked or just went into the regular restroom and not stand outside while her kid pissed all over herself

    • @DeltaDanner
      @DeltaDanner 3 роки тому +8

      Plus the person got called an asshole for using the family room, but if it was another mother with her toddler the outcome would be the same. Instead of trying for a different bathroom she just stood there covered in piss waiting to shame whoever came out regardless of who it was.

    • @juliangrant9718
      @juliangrant9718 Рік тому

      Clearly the perspectives of people who don't have kids. Family toilets have benches so you can change your child. You're not going to change your child on a nasty public restroom floor or a sink that has no room and dirty water over everything. That person uses a family toilet, expect that a family will need to use it. It's not f*cken rocket science, fellas...

    • @juliangrant9718
      @juliangrant9718 Рік тому

      @@DeltaDanner that's right. She's an asshole because she doesn't have a kid. If there was another mother in there, then it would be excusable. But there wasn't another mother, she was the mother who needed that space. The way everyone is going on about how they use family toilets, seems the chances are higher that she would run into some inconsiderate asshat than another mother anyway.

  • @IMugMuggers
    @IMugMuggers 2 роки тому +1

    Doberman are generally pretty friendly dogs, but yes if they have to, they will make quick work of any threat

  • @Rehk
    @Rehk 3 роки тому +9

    I say you can only cut in line like if you’re with the party, I say it depends how many transactions are going to take place. If you’re all together and regroup at the register , but it’s all one transaction cool whatever but if they are all paying for their own shit , one transaction at a time .... I’m throwing hands Also this is for stores and shit not like roller coasters and the zoo shit like that.

  • @johnamato914
    @johnamato914 2 роки тому +4

    Woody does “nice things” for people except when their waiters

  • @howey935
    @howey935 3 роки тому +2

    Chiz has obviously never fish hooked anybody because when you fish hook someone right you’re pulling that hard your finger can’t be bit.

  • @eugenesis8188
    @eugenesis8188 Рік тому

    Bro, I swear to God, people who get inconvenienced when they weren't expecting it just start making up new rules to make them the main character in the story.
    How many people actually need any handicapped stall or family restroom on any given day? I'm leaning towards a running average of like one every 6 days, depending on the location.
    They're there to accommodate you, they're not reserved permanently for you. Do people actually expect people to wait in line when there's multiple toilets not being used, just on the off chance somebody happens to need that specific one?

  • @jackiesburgersandfries4604
    @jackiesburgersandfries4604 5 місяців тому

    if wings were to talk about throwing chickens into fans he'd be ripped apart lmao Kyle casually admitting to that is so funny he's just an alternate wings

  • @jordangoldbach
    @jordangoldbach Рік тому

    With the line cutter argument all that matters is that you cannot create a separate check if you are joining a group in line

  • @jimbob3255
    @jimbob3255 2 роки тому +1

    Idk, she could have easily taken the kid to a stall in the woman or men's bathroom and went there instead of waiting for her child to pee on her. Whichever I don't think anyone would have mind if a mother did that for their child.

  • @natenate2280
    @natenate2280 3 роки тому +5

    family bathrooms are nice but find people to watch your kids...

    • @ziggygunz2447
      @ziggygunz2447 3 роки тому +7

      Not to mention the same scenario would have happened if another family was already in the bathroom, life happens don't be such a cry baby about it

    • @jaygin6518
      @jaygin6518 3 роки тому

      Idiots

    • @natenate2280
      @natenate2280 3 роки тому

      @@ziggygunz2447 that's another incredible point that i probably didnt consider because I dont have a family of my own yet

    • @user-ke3sk6jd3h
      @user-ke3sk6jd3h 3 роки тому +4

      Its not like she had a little boy she didn't want to go in the women's room. More than willing to bet she stood there and complained the entire 5mins, while her kid was trying to tell her she couldn't hold it.

    • @ziggygunz2447
      @ziggygunz2447 3 роки тому +1

      @@user-ke3sk6jd3h wouldn't surprise me if it was one of those "I'm making a point" kind of B.S.

  • @restlessransom7617
    @restlessransom7617 3 роки тому +7

    chiz is not very fun to listen to 🤣 no influential commentary 🤮 he’s like a big man baby

  • @crygonegin7692
    @crygonegin7692 2 роки тому

    I do the same thing when friends or family arrive late; I’ll step back to their spot but I’ll say to them in a audible whisper “these guys have no idea I just cut them in line” with way too much arrogance.

  • @chuckmangione4382
    @chuckmangione4382 3 роки тому +13

    I park in handicapped spaces and watch handicapped people make handicapped faces

    • @Ayoo0427
      @Ayoo0427 3 роки тому

      I'M AN ASSHOLEEEE

    • @ajax54
      @ajax54 2 роки тому +1

      I go to comedy shows, rob the showcases
      I steal people's jokes right in front of their faces
      I'm Dennis learyyyyy

  • @Trapperboy190
    @Trapperboy190 2 роки тому

    If a Doberman charges me and my dog, the Doberman is getting shot in the dome piece

  • @Trashweebx
    @Trashweebx 2 роки тому +1

    Who are you to say I don't have a family just because I walk out the family bathroom by myself 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

  • @lincoln8530
    @lincoln8530 2 роки тому +1

    Why didn’t they talk about Kyle throwing chickens into a industrial fan more lol smh

  • @paplinkster1081
    @paplinkster1081 2 роки тому +1

    They give all the leg room to the people who need it the least.

  • @vangoghsseveredear
    @vangoghsseveredear 3 роки тому +12

    Lol @ Woody tryna be a tough guy. I get what he's saying but cmon

    • @DeltaDanner
      @DeltaDanner 3 роки тому +10

      Shooting an intruder
      Kyle: jokingly brandishes his desk gun and doesn’t interrupt the conversation
      Woody: uses a low voice to “vaguely” imply how dangerous he is for longer than necessary

    • @vangoghsseveredear
      @vangoghsseveredear 3 роки тому +9

      @@DeltaDanner yeah man. Like, he's so far away from being intimidating. I get the sentiment, I think most would agree, but trying to be a tough guy on the internet rarely looks how you mean it to look lmao

    • @AT-qw9cq
      @AT-qw9cq 2 роки тому +2

      He will never be as tough as Kyle's dad in that story (which *definitely* happened)

  • @Ewarne
    @Ewarne 3 роки тому +6

    Whats wrong with Woody?? He really has a problem with following stuff

  • @MlRAAK
    @MlRAAK 2 роки тому +3

    Chiz smokes cigarettes in the gayest way imaginable

  • @davidkunkle3262
    @davidkunkle3262 2 роки тому +1

    Don't care if it's Jesus don't cut in line. Don't care about you or your family. Don't even join someone in line it's not that long of a process. Sit your ass down and wait

  • @mbuckzzz1444
    @mbuckzzz1444 3 роки тому +17

    Why does pka always have the most hit or miss guest host am I right or nah?

    • @AlexK-fl7te
      @AlexK-fl7te 3 роки тому +8

      This one is their behind the scenes dude or some shit

    • @HvacHeathen
      @HvacHeathen 3 роки тому +2

      Lmao yeah bro it’s Dr.Chiz he’s a huge part of pka for a good minute don’t be so silly

    • @shealee3198
      @shealee3198 3 роки тому

      That's the Tec guy. Show some respect

    • @AlexK-fl7te
      @AlexK-fl7te 3 роки тому +1

      @@shealee3198 fuck uuuu I know who he is I played dumb for this guy fav part is the survival trip prank w him they should’ve taken it 5 min further

    • @dickkickem6472
      @dickkickem6472 3 роки тому

      @@AlexK-fl7te ey I think that was to the original commenter bro

  • @moistvibes5697
    @moistvibes5697 3 роки тому +4

    The last story reminds me of the time I was at this Fair as a field trip and I waited in line with my chaperone for 40 minutes and as me and 2 people are about to order this mom and her 5 children cut through the line to the front and sort of push us a side
    Let's just say my chaperone was about to cuss out a family

  • @johnnymeringues987
    @johnnymeringues987 2 роки тому

    The parking spots of handicapped people are 100 meters away at the back of the store when there are 10 empty wheelchair spaces right at the front

  • @joshrambin231
    @joshrambin231 3 роки тому +4

    Here in shreveport cut in line and get shot in the head. Shit happened like 5 mins away for just that

  • @herbhealsus
    @herbhealsus 2 роки тому

    Now I’m an asshole for using the handy cap stall? Dude if I have to shit and there’s a guy in the middle stall I’m pissed. The middle stall is for emergency no one should go directly into the middle stall unless both outside stalls are filled

  • @jinglesbejankin7322
    @jinglesbejankin7322 8 місяців тому

    I would never use a handicap stall. I worked cleanup at the community center after a massive event. I walked into the stall to wipe it down and it looked like someone's asshole exploded in there. There was shit on the ceiling. There were wrappers and graffiti and mild messes in the other stalls. But somehow the cripples fucked up the handicap stall worse than a bunch of drunk cowboys. It was scary.
    From that point on I go out of my way to shit as far away from the handicap stall as possible. I don't wanna get caught with my pants down in the splash zone. Not to mention knowing who uses those toilets and how.
    How the fuck Kyle can use a handicap stall but not the toilet Wings took a seven day shit in is beyond me.

  • @pacojsf2284
    @pacojsf2284 2 роки тому +8

    Crazy how low woodys actual comprehension in a conversation is….

    • @shayh.3556
      @shayh.3556 2 роки тому +1

      He was tweaking hard here

  • @GenericProtagonist7
    @GenericProtagonist7 Рік тому

    Wait, how would having their dog on a leash have effected the outcome? The other dog ran up to it, so the older dog being on a leash or not is irrelevant, even if dogs should always be leashed.

  • @BoyGeorgiaX
    @BoyGeorgiaX Рік тому

    They’re totally wrong about the family restroom. There are almost never family restrooms available. Any parent with a brain should be able to get their kid to use a normal bathroom. I use the family bathroom if the normal bathrooms are too gross.

  • @Rehk
    @Rehk 3 роки тому +3

    We need more of these !!!!

  • @MLJFireDragon747
    @MLJFireDragon747 Рік тому

    With the cutting in line thing it’s really more of an are they bringing more stuff to take time with the Cashier thing than a space in the line thing.

  • @stephencholette947
    @stephencholette947 2 роки тому

    Ok conserning leashes. For the record I do not have a dog. I have a bunny. I take my bunny out all the time. When we go out not only is he in a harness and leash but is also within an enclosed stroller. People love that I'm a 6" Metal Head with long blonde hair, dressed in all black, looking pissed as hell, pushing a cute bunny in a stroller. So overall moral to the story is, put your f*%^ing dog on a leash for it's own safety.

  • @josephstaggs4545
    @josephstaggs4545 2 роки тому

    I use a lot of public bathrooms, I'm a trucker. I will use handicap stalls if every other stall is taken and I'm about to shit my pants. I would say that person should've checked the regular bathroom first and determine if you're about to shit yourself

  • @felixthecat4584
    @felixthecat4584 Рік тому +1

    Reddit is such a nerd cesspool.

  • @PatLund
    @PatLund 2 роки тому

    In the line example, if the person joining you in line is on your same ticket or order it's fine. If you are buying your shit separately from the person get in the back of the line.

  • @A_Aron1
    @A_Aron1 2 роки тому

    I was at an Arby's and an older couple had a Ford chuck Taurus. It wouldn't start and I new exactly what was wrong from what they told me. I told them open the hood then proceed to pull out my aluminum baseball bat, lol. Smacked the starter with it and the car started. I think we're freaked out for a min.

  • @tastybaconsensation
    @tastybaconsensation 2 роки тому

    I live in an area that used to be way scarier than it is now, but i gave some dude a ride to his car for a jumpstart not long ago. Looking back im real lucky he was cool and nothing went tits up

  • @iamgubbler95
    @iamgubbler95 2 роки тому +1

    I exclusively use the handicap stalls. Take that, cripples!

  • @sammy13ificationable
    @sammy13ificationable Рік тому

    Not to throw shade on woody here, but if his horses are as connected to him as they oughta be, he wouldnt be able to kill an intruder due to his horses killing them first. Horses are VERY territorial, and pack a MEAN fuckin bite, they will NOT hesitate to trample a threat to them or their owners to death. Billy goats and rams are just as mean.

  • @BadVoodo0
    @BadVoodo0 2 роки тому

    the guy who said "if you screw me over i'll kill you" doesn't realize harden criminal dont give a fuck about words, it doesn't matter how buff or scary you are, you're not winning against a gun. its all actions and how people carry themselves, someone that carrys themselves in a "dangerous" or "knows how to fight" way arent worth the risk, even if realistically can rob them successfully,. the best play is to to tell him to get out, if he doesn't that's 100% justification to fuck him up right there and now.

  • @user-ox5ok4bf2d
    @user-ox5ok4bf2d Рік тому

    This is interesting because after drinking and smoking binge I can walk and tie my own shoes, maybe a little bit moody not only get a parking spot but can't even drive legally but pregnant women who can barely walk or tie their own shoes and really moody not only can drive legally usually reasonable size minivans and SUVs but now also get a parking spot. Why if she spread them somewhere and he couldn't pull it out on time should not only come out from my pocket but also get special privileges?

  • @pollythepolarbear5178
    @pollythepolarbear5178 2 роки тому

    I use the handicap stall all the time never ran into a handicap person ever in the rest room and I'm never in the shit house for longer then 5 mins pooping how are people on the shitter for so long?

  • @jwow5403
    @jwow5403 3 роки тому

    if someone elses dog attacked mine i would beat it within an inch of life without a second thought

  • @skylergabriele6445
    @skylergabriele6445 3 роки тому +10

    Wow, I really kinda don't like Chiz

  • @chazmichaelmichaels88
    @chazmichaelmichaels88 2 роки тому

    I have to piss through a tube, I get angry when I can't use the family or handicapped restrooms. I have medical equipment I have to have out and keep sanitary. The handicapped and family restrooms tend to be cleaner and provide the space I need.
    I have children, so I'd be pissed if I couldn't get them to the family restroom.

    • @chazmichaelmichaels88
      @chazmichaelmichaels88 2 роки тому +1

      @@kimilsungthefirst6840 haha, well how am i to properly sanitize my expensive medical equipment?

  • @nathanmazz3965
    @nathanmazz3965 2 роки тому +1

    In HS I used the handicap stalls one time I heard what I was sure was a wheelchair, finished as fast as I could when I heard a struggle in the other stall got up to find he's somehow successfully got in the tiny normal stall you literally had to squeeze against the wall to get out of, didn't even feel that bad he could've knocked and waited so I still use executive stalls

  • @420jimihendrix69
    @420jimihendrix69 3 роки тому +3

    woody is such a dork lol

  • @TedBackus
    @TedBackus 2 роки тому

    could the kid on the bottom right have that air conditioner any closer to him

  • @mondaysinsanity8193
    @mondaysinsanity8193 3 роки тому +1

    Pretty sure fish hooks ate illegal so folks dont lose fingers

    • @ghagzor
      @ghagzor 2 роки тому

      It's cuz they work. If you fishook someone hard your fingers aren't near the teeth

    • @mondaysinsanity8193
      @mondaysinsanity8193 2 роки тому

      @@ghagzor idk sure if done right but its rare anythings done right in the midst really. And pure effectiveness doesnt tend to get things banned

  • @joesteele581
    @joesteele581 2 роки тому

    This difference with the line cutting. It's fine if it's all the same transactions/tab

    • @FriendlyHomie
      @FriendlyHomie 2 роки тому

      Instead of cutting in line, ask the person at the front to buy your stuff and give them the money. That's if youre paying with cash.

  • @GodWasAnAlien
    @GodWasAnAlien Рік тому

    The jumper cables were for his nipples, after he'd been doused with the gasoline...

  • @hunterl1551
    @hunterl1551 Рік тому

    I just got asked by some random dude for a ride up a hill up the street and I asked where exactly and ended up saying 3 completely different street names not close to each other at all by the time he was finishing answer and I small talked for a second then asked again where he needs to go and he said a 4rth street name that wasn't even in the direction of the other streets and I just said sorry man Im running late for work and he spit on my windshield and walked to the next person he saw sitting in a car smh

  • @pedro426
    @pedro426 Рік тому

    She’s taking her frustration out on him

  • @johnokland1652
    @johnokland1652 2 роки тому

    You know what they're people too let em park halfway across the parking lot dudes got wheels I gotta walk tired of this elitest crippled agenda bringing me down man

  • @FoulGlizzy
    @FoulGlizzy Рік тому

    On the topic of line cutting, I’ve been to a few festivals and camped the front stage for half the day to see a band and when radon people show up behind you trying to get their hand on the rail that weren’t there hours ago it nags me. I waited 11 hours to see a7x in the blistering heat of Daytona only for some ass holes to come and try to take my spot. Fuckers got what they deserved and were sent to the back of the crowd. And this is a massive crowd I think it was like 50,000 people