Wait is she offering me a house? In this economy a jest with 3 walls is already more than I can afford. I would accept this even if I wasn't into harpies
I hope this gets a sequel, I really like how unlike most ASMRs with a monster girl from a different culture misunderstanding us, this one actually realizes her mistake and makes amends for it! That almost never happens anywhere else for some reason.
I really like that this script emphasizes that the listener's consent is important, and they're allowed to set boundaries. I hope Kitty does write a sequel, because I'll do it in a heartbeat.
“Ok, you might… not know this, but humans get really, really scared if you take them somewhere without asking them nicely first. Actually, that’s a good general rule- like, it’s not good to do anything to them or take them anywhere unless they’ve said you can do it…”
Nice, ExcitedKitty27 has written some good scripts and I was pretty fond of this one. Love the tone you picked out for this one. It fits the character very well, I think. Glad to see your ukulele makes a return! ^__^
I may be going to school to repair boomsticks, but I promise I wouldn't hurt you! Hope that's not a deal breaker. This was wonderfully sweet and I believe you did an amazing job!
The ukulele convinced me there's only one fitting theme song if this becomes a series: Adventure time, Come on grab your friends, We'll go to a very distant nest, Pearla the Harpy, and Mister the Human, The fun will never end, Its Adventure Time! But no, seriously. I adored everything about this audio - _especially_ your song. It had me rolling. Out of the nest. To my death.
Another very hilarious audio but also a very sweet one. Listening I couldn't help but grow attached to the silly but affectionate Harpy girl. And the part where she broke out into a song had me laughing like crazy! ;)
Bruh, the sound of shit getting knocked over by her unfurling wings is a detail that didn't need to be there, but here it is in this video, and I'm here for it 😁.
As lonely person myself, I started to feel really attached to her from the moment she said she was rejected, in this situation, I don't think I would have returned home
@@madblaze3287 Yeah, but she's talking about "life mates". She doesn't seem to understand a distinction between "moving in together" and "we're making babies together for the rest of our lives". It's a bird culture thing, I think. Or maybe she's just a romantic.
Thanks for the upload juniper, I am normally not much a fan of harpy’s because arms are very important for a lot of things but hey this one has them so complaints negated. Your performance is wonderful like always, I love the tone shifts between the upbeat normal voice and the more deadpan parts like (paraphrasing because I write while listening) “that’d be the third this month” or the dragged out parts. I very much appreciate the redundancy statement, I’m in IT so 75% of my work at least is explaining why people need more of it. Oh and of course. Your singing is as rock solid as the walls of the inescapable cave nest. In the setting of this script humans and harpy’s seem to be very romantically incompatible, harpy’s have a yearly courting season of only a month but human courtships would be quick to done in a year, I’ve even heard of people who dated for a decade before finalising it, fortunately for the harpy our Stand in listener character seems to have intent to make it work.
@@JuniperJusticeASMR that’s a fair point, ergo correction: inescapable whist maintaining the escapees life That’s a bit wordy though maybe survivably inescapable?
@@randombrit13 As Perla reveals towards end, she would take her "guests" home at any time if they just asked politely instead of screaming incoherently. So it's not really inescapable at all.
Ms. Harpy, let's try this again at my place; 4 walls, hot and cold running water, heat and air, ... Here is a like and comment to help your channel grow and get you the recognition you deserve.
Omg, im such a dummy. I just realized that April Fools is referring to your theme this month. You're last entry makes way more sense now. I spent way too long trying to figure out what the joke was. 😅 I guess this is my month. Lol.
She took you to her nest, courted you by displaying feathers and singing a song, talks about your future together. You even agree to give this thing a shot and plan for a date. Now, is she into you? I mean, honestly you can't really tell. Just keep looking for the signs and keep your wits about it.
Thank you very much for this awesome new wonderful video I like this this is so good and the best thing ever and I cannot wait for more like this and you are the best and you are so awesome and cool
@@JuniperJusticeASMR you are very welcome 😁🤗 and I really do like all of your videos and I really do like your UA-cam channel and I am on Twitter if you want to follow me there
Cute RP, Juniper! Perla has a disturbingly high body count for a non-yandere...two splats on trips home and an unspecified number of nest-splats. But I doubt that will be a problem from now on with no more panicked squirming. It seems I owe you an apology for my comment last time. I didn't realize that MerMay was actually a thing but I saw Vel mention it in her community post. Sorry if it seemed like I was putting extreme expectations on you!
The first thing this dude should do as soon as he gets inside is to do all the research on Harpies that he can. History, culture, behavior, and biology. Biology and culture being the big ones. He needs to understand what he is getting into and needs to know how long Harpies live for.
@@AlcatrazIsland5 interesting question. Is that any different then dating a person who has a terminal illness or reduced life expectancy? Assuming they have the same similar mental development of course.
@@solsystem1342 I'd say so. Though in that case the person with the reduced life expectancy should be the one avoiding those kinds of relationships because they are aware of their life span. Unlike in this case were the harpy is most likely unaware or doesn't care if they do have different life spans.
While this seems like a cute misunderstanding, what part of "Over a dozen people have died trying to escape me" didnt clue her in? Once is an accident, twice is a tragedy, but past that its kinda wow. Edit: having had a look around, you're doing a bakadere month which explains this, also someone already made this comment so I'm both wrong and un-original.
I think she just thought she had REALLY bad luck with humans, and that it wasn't her fault that all of them kept killing themselves. She did try to warn them not to squirm and panic.
Harpy girl: What's wrong with me? Me: Well I can't imagine why other harpys wouldn't want you, but you kinda contributed to some people dying. I'm sorry other harpys treated you so badly. But I miss my house and my puppy. Hopefully you find someone.
Don't worry, it's a public script. It's free for anyone to perform, and I wasn't the first to do it. As long as the other VA credited ExcitedKitty27 as the writer, it's fine!
@@JuniperJusticeASMR please do! I love the character aswell and the asmr was very enjoyable ^^ and they were talking about next time so i figured maybe they could ^^
The script was based on songbird mating habits, so unlike the standard harpy, she's not a bird of prey. She probably eats seeds. Or worms. Eh, let's go with seeds.
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Wait is she offering me a house? In this economy a jest with 3 walls is already more than I can afford. I would accept this even if I wasn't into harpies
You know, that's a good point. I bet even renting that three-walled cave would be out of my price range.
I love the sounds of things breaking while she shows her feathers. Pretty much what I expected from chracters during this month
I imagine she decorated the nest to impress the human, and wasn't used to having vases and stuff around. 🤣
Awww she was cute. I almost want to take her home. After all, the nest has to be somewhere we can both get to and from easily.
But the human neighbors...and their boomsticks...😨
Fair...and now I'm thinking of the riddle of the fish and the bird. Just need to build a new home where the two can mingle.
The SFX of things knock over made me chuckle. Good story telling.
Haha, thanks!
I hope this gets a sequel, I really like how unlike most ASMRs with a monster girl from a different culture misunderstanding us, this one actually realizes her mistake and makes amends for it! That almost never happens anywhere else for some reason.
I really like that this script emphasizes that the listener's consent is important, and they're allowed to set boundaries. I hope Kitty does write a sequel, because I'll do it in a heartbeat.
It's finally here!
Just kidding with the spam bot line, but the fact is, it fits here. The sequel is finally happening tomorrow on Aug 15th 2022.
@@LyaksandraB :D epic
I like her. She's friendly but forceful. I hope they both find harpiness together. (🤣sorry, couldn't help it).
🤣
Perla may not be the wisest cookie, but she is definitely made of sugar.
10/10, would give her lots of headpats and fresh earthworms as a snack.
Yummy
That turnaround at the end was so lovely and heartwarming, may she find happiness with us by her side 😍 we are the lucky ones
She might need to work on learning boundaries and social expectations, but she'd be a very devoted girlfriend/wife.
Harpy girls are best girls especially when they're this adorable
Glad you think so!
“Ok, you might… not know this, but humans get really, really scared if you take them somewhere without asking them nicely first. Actually, that’s a good general rule- like, it’s not good to do anything to them or take them anywhere unless they’ve said you can do it…”
You nailed this one. I love how confused you made her sound. I can total belive she doens't understand what "kidnapping" means
🤣
I just love the excited voice a the end. Its just so cute and happy
I do believe the cultured thing to do right now is to make a PART 2 to this beautiful masterpiece! But that's just me.
The writer may have a sequel script in the works, and I can promise that if that script appears, I will jump on it immediately!
Listener: My name is Bob.
Her such an exotic name.
Listener: it's a very common name.
Not for harpies, I guess. 😅
Nice, ExcitedKitty27 has written some good scripts and I was pretty fond of this one. Love the tone you picked out for this one. It fits the character very well, I think. Glad to see your ukulele makes a return! ^__^
So, do you think you'll perform it? 👉👈
Thank you! Apparently I will take any excuse to play the ukulele.
@@SterlingCat03 I plead the 5th.
That song made me kind of happy.
Good! 😊
13:13 I resent that statement even if it is embarassingly accurate
Earth girls (and guys) are easy.
@@JuniperJusticeASMR have you dated non-earth guys/girls? Are you an alien?
@@anomanderrake654 Where I come from, you're the aliens.
I may be going to school to repair boomsticks, but I promise I wouldn't hurt you! Hope that's not a deal breaker.
This was wonderfully sweet and I believe you did an amazing job!
Ooh, boomstick repair is an interesting field.
@@JuniperJusticeASMR I certainly think so! I'm in a class right now on holster making.
@@TheYounglingSlayer 👀 am legit impressed.
The ukulele convinced me there's only one fitting theme song if this becomes a series:
Adventure time,
Come on grab your friends,
We'll go to a very distant nest,
Pearla the Harpy,
and Mister the Human,
The fun will never end,
Its Adventure Time!
But no, seriously. I adored everything about this audio - _especially_ your song. It had me rolling.
Out of the nest.
To my death.
🤣🤣🤣
Another very hilarious audio but also a very sweet one. Listening I couldn't help but grow attached to the silly but affectionate Harpy girl. And the part where she broke out into a song had me laughing like crazy! ;)
Glad you enjoyed it!
Bruh, the sound of shit getting knocked over by her unfurling wings is a detail that didn't need to be there, but here it is in this video, and I'm here for it 😁.
🤣 One of them was real, but I'll never tell which one.
Pro tip to starting a relationship: Don't tell the one you're trying to court that everything wants to kill/eat them as you try to snatch them up.
Not even if it's true?
As lonely person myself, I started to feel really attached to her from the moment she said she was rejected, in this situation, I don't think I would have returned home
Don't move in together before the third date.
@@JuniperJusticeASMR Well, it doesn't seem to bother her
@@madblaze3287 Yeah, but she's talking about "life mates". She doesn't seem to understand a distinction between "moving in together" and "we're making babies together for the rest of our lives". It's a bird culture thing, I think. Or maybe she's just a romantic.
So what you're saying is, you chose me randomly out of sheer desperation?
.....
works for me.
Haha, score!
I mean, it wasn't *completely random*. It was just natural selection.
I want more of this harpy so bad
I love her, too! 💖
Thanks for the upload juniper, I am normally not much a fan of harpy’s because arms are very important for a lot of things but hey this one has them so complaints negated.
Your performance is wonderful like always, I love the tone shifts between the upbeat normal voice and the more deadpan parts like (paraphrasing because I write while listening) “that’d be the third this month” or the dragged out parts.
I very much appreciate the redundancy statement, I’m in IT so 75% of my work at least is explaining why people need more of it.
Oh and of course. Your singing is as rock solid as the walls of the inescapable cave nest.
In the setting of this script humans and harpy’s seem to be very romantically incompatible, harpy’s have a yearly courting season of only a month but human courtships would be quick to done in a year, I’ve even heard of people who dated for a decade before finalising it, fortunately for the harpy our Stand in listener character seems to have intent to make it work.
I mean...the nest is not completely inescapable...all the previous potential mates hopped the railing.....🤣
@@JuniperJusticeASMR that’s a fair point, ergo correction: inescapable whist maintaining the escapees life
That’s a bit wordy though maybe survivably inescapable?
@@randombrit13 As Perla reveals towards end, she would take her "guests" home at any time if they just asked politely instead of screaming incoherently. So it's not really inescapable at all.
@@SterlingCat03 being let out isn’t escape, would you consider a prisoner who’s served their sentence and been released to have escaped?
@@randombrit13 What do you mean sentence? If you could walk right out of a prison at any time by just asking, that's called not being imprisoned.
she is so cute
😊
Ok i may have stumbled across your channel by mistake but i gotta say im extremly happy i did
Welcome aboard!
Before watching I just want to say that I think you'll be a great harpy
CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP
(Thank you!)
Ms. Harpy, let's try this again at my place; 4 walls, hot and cold running water, heat and air, ... Here is a like and comment to help your channel grow and get you the recognition you deserve.
Oooh, that's a lot of features!
I would first be offended then quickly think “fine that is kinda fair” when reveal that humans are bottom of the barrel.
That's about right. 😅
This would be a good series ngl
I'd love to do more with this character.
@@JuniperJusticeASMR oh please do, that would be awesome
So wholesome! 👏🏾
💖
I love it
Thanks!
@@JuniperJusticeASMR your welcome young lady
Her: "I could never hurt you"
Me: "... Ma'am, in your song you threatened to throw me off the cliff"
Okay, but the lyrics don't say that *explicitly*. Perla was just repeating a song she had heard and may have missed the very subtle subtext.
Yes, very subtle!
"what're you doing out here?"
I live like down the road what the fuck
🤣
Omg, im such a dummy. I just realized that April Fools is referring to your theme this month. You're last entry makes way more sense now. I spent way too long trying to figure out what the joke was. 😅 I guess this is my month. Lol.
🤣 Sorry about that!
She took you to her nest, courted you by displaying feathers and singing a song, talks about your future together.
You even agree to give this thing a shot and plan for a date.
Now, is she into you?
I mean, honestly you can't really tell. Just keep looking for the signs and keep your wits about it.
😅
Anyone think about how this harpy kind of murdered like a whole bunch of people ^^¡
These things happen...😅
@@JuniperJusticeASMR "some of you may die, but it is a sacrifice I am willing to make."
- Lord Farquaad
Harpies have no concept of criminal negligence.
Highly upset I'm just now finding your channel ❤💜❤💜
I'm glad you're here!
Thank you very much for this awesome new wonderful video I like this this is so good and the best thing ever and I cannot wait for more like this and you are the best and you are so awesome and cool
I'm glad you like it
@@JuniperJusticeASMR you are very welcome 😁🤗 and I really do like all of your videos and I really do like your UA-cam channel and I am on Twitter if you want to follow me there
I actually liked the song not gonna lie
💖
Third one this week, say what?!!!
Haha, whoops.
Cute RP, Juniper! Perla has a disturbingly high body count for a non-yandere...two splats on trips home and an unspecified number of nest-splats. But I doubt that will be a problem from now on with no more panicked squirming.
It seems I owe you an apology for my comment last time. I didn't realize that MerMay was actually a thing but I saw Vel mention it in her community post. Sorry if it seemed like I was putting extreme expectations on you!
Oh, no problem! It's all fun here.
...splat.
@@JuniperJusticeASMR Aww...splattery will get you everywhere!
Literally.
@@tombworld9012 😆
Her: I know a lot about first aid!
Me: Is a Delta Force medic with the rank of Master Sergeant.
Nice.
The first thing this dude should do as soon as he gets inside is to do all the research on Harpies that he can. History, culture, behavior, and biology. Biology and culture being the big ones. He needs to understand what he is getting into and needs to know how long Harpies live for.
That's usually a good idea.
@@JuniperJusticeASMR Definitely would not want to date a girl whose species only lives for 30 years.
@@AlcatrazIsland5 interesting question. Is that any different then dating a person who has a terminal illness or reduced life expectancy? Assuming they have the same similar mental development of course.
@@solsystem1342 I'd say so. Though in that case the person with the reduced life expectancy should be the one avoiding those kinds of relationships because they are aware of their life span. Unlike in this case were the harpy is most likely unaware or doesn't care if they do have different life spans.
00:46
😊
While this seems like a cute misunderstanding, what part of "Over a dozen people have died trying to escape me" didnt clue her in? Once is an accident, twice is a tragedy, but past that its kinda wow.
Edit: having had a look around, you're doing a bakadere month which explains this, also someone already made this comment so I'm both wrong and un-original.
Yeah...she may be colorful, but she's not that bright.
@@JuniperJusticeASMR Right as I edited it, darn I was too slow.
I think she just thought she had REALLY bad luck with humans, and that it wasn't her fault that all of them kept killing themselves. She did try to warn them not to squirm and panic.
Thought you'd Rick roll with the song for a bit. Not gonna lie.
Hey, I did it on the first of the month. Thought the joke would lose its punch if I kept it going past that.
@@JuniperJusticeASMR really? Dang. Can't believe I missed it then. Oh well just an excuse to find it now.
Harpy girl: What's wrong with me?
Me: Well I can't imagine why other harpys wouldn't want you, but you kinda contributed to some people dying. I'm sorry other harpys treated you so badly. But I miss my house and my puppy. Hopefully you find someone.
It isn't technically *her* fault they all squirmed out of her grip or off her railings and plunged to their deaths. She did try to warn them.
Aw, and keeping a puppy in a nest would be a bad idea. I guess that's your pass to go home!
@@SterlingCat03 True, but she took them against their will.
@@crazyanimegamer5667 A meer innocent cultural misunderstanding. Or maybe just denial filled by desperation.
Still not the my most awkward first date.
Yeah, it could have gone worse.
Wish i had a harpie gf like Harpie Girl from yugioh
It must be really embarassing knowing more guys fell from her than for her.
I shouldn't have read this comment while drinking water. 🤣
@@JuniperJusticeASMR be careful, imagine having that on your death certificate.
(눈‸■) I was doing that and personal maintenance on my gear & implants. ☕ *restarts working on extended "head-to-toe" maintenance, implants and all* 🍶
I saw another more recent video that was basically an exact copy of this. Do you know about that?
Don't worry, it's a public script. It's free for anyone to perform, and I wasn't the first to do it. As long as the other VA credited ExcitedKitty27 as the writer, it's fine!
@@JuniperJusticeASMR Ahh ok, thanks for the clarification.
18:31 Is that a thing birds do?
This one does. 🤷♀️
She's half human, so eh. There's a little bit of leniency here
will there be a part 2?
Maybe. There's no script, but I like the character so maybe I'll write one.
@@JuniperJusticeASMR please do! I love the character aswell and the asmr was very enjoyable ^^ and they were talking about next time so i figured maybe they could ^^
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🤩👸
Hello there..
Morning!
💳💥💥💥
Convert to Christianity and you got yourself a deal
Well...she is pretty desperate...
@@JuniperJusticeASMR so am I, I guess, that's why my only caveat is for her to convert lol
A harpy that does not eat humans? Are you a vegan?
The script was based on songbird mating habits, so unlike the standard harpy, she's not a bird of prey. She probably eats seeds. Or worms. Eh, let's go with seeds.