After a truly horrifically craptastic couple of weeks.... this made me giggle like an idiot in a wonderful way. Gotta find more of N.S's work (with my mother in law living with us... gonna need all the help I can get to remember how to laugh) to keep bookmarked for the rough days. Guy is seriously talented.
LYRICS Hello Mrs Davenport Your results came back today I have them here Mrs Davenport And now at last I think that I can safely say _(taps clipboard twice)_ Good news, Mrs Davenport You're healing very well You've got no cause to sing the blues Mrs Davenport As far as I can tell Ya might wanna spend this week in bed And pray those hideous hives don't spread That said, Mrs Davenport You're healing very well _(Mm-hm. You totes are)_ That's right Mrs Davenport You're doing almost fine Your short term future's looking bright Mrs Davenport Despite your broken spine Ya might on occasion need this pill Those nights you struggle to-breathe at will But still Mrs Davenport You're doing almost fine (For someone very ill) Good news! Right now you're...still alive Less good news You're healthy as a horse (But horses die at twenty-five) Don't cry Mrs Davenport Preserve your peace of mind It helps to keep your spirits high Mrs Davenport As you're slowly going blind _(Over here, pumpkin)_ Your life will be lookin' far less bleak When loss of memory hits next week Don't speak Mrs Davenport Preserve your peace of mind (unless, of course, that hurts) Good news~ My dear Mrs Davenport At least you're lookin' thin! In time your fears will disappear Mrs Davenport And by fears I mean your skin Ya might wanna try and dry those tears They look so weird coming out your ears Three cheers, Mrs Davenport! At least you're looking thin (It's probably from the worms) Good news! This morning you awoke More good news Your nose is lookin' great In photos back before it broke No joke, Mrs Davenport! This torture's bound to pass I'd say you're sturdy as an oak, Mrs Davenport (An oak that's made of glass) I know it's challenging acting right When things are feeling wrong But good news Mrs Davenport I doubt you'll suffer long Good news Mrs Davenport- _Uh, Mrs Davenport?_ _Oh shit._
11 years later and I still routinely play this. His eye squints are so damn perfect. I love this song 😂
The glittery clipboard says it all. Mrs. Davenport is a goner, but she will look fabulous as a corpse. Over here, pumpkin!
This guy never disappoints me.
best version i have EVER seen of this song :D might need to look up the sheetmusic ^^ the piano is just so catchy ;D
After a truly horrifically craptastic couple of weeks.... this made me giggle like an idiot in a wonderful way. Gotta find more of N.S's work (with my mother in law living with us... gonna need all the help I can get to remember how to laugh) to keep bookmarked for the rough days. Guy is seriously talented.
So Howard Ashmanish
LOVED IT… VERY FUNNY.
I had a horrible teacher called mrs davenport - I relate to this
LYRICS
Hello Mrs Davenport
Your results came back today
I have them here Mrs Davenport
And now at last I think that I can safely say
_(taps clipboard twice)_
Good news, Mrs Davenport
You're healing very well
You've got no cause to sing the blues Mrs Davenport
As far as I can tell
Ya might wanna spend this week in bed
And pray those hideous hives don't spread
That said, Mrs Davenport
You're healing very well
_(Mm-hm. You totes are)_
That's right Mrs Davenport
You're doing almost fine
Your short term future's looking bright Mrs Davenport
Despite your broken spine
Ya might on occasion need this pill
Those nights you struggle to-breathe at will
But still Mrs Davenport
You're doing almost fine
(For someone very ill)
Good news!
Right now you're...still alive
Less good news
You're healthy as a horse
(But horses die at twenty-five)
Don't cry Mrs Davenport
Preserve your peace of mind
It helps to keep your spirits high Mrs Davenport
As you're slowly going blind
_(Over here, pumpkin)_
Your life will be lookin' far less bleak
When loss of memory hits next week
Don't speak Mrs Davenport
Preserve your peace of mind
(unless, of course, that hurts)
Good news~
My dear Mrs Davenport
At least you're lookin' thin!
In time your fears will disappear Mrs Davenport
And by fears I mean your skin
Ya might wanna try and dry those tears
They look so weird coming out your ears
Three cheers, Mrs Davenport!
At least you're looking thin
(It's probably from the worms)
Good news!
This morning you awoke
More good news
Your nose is lookin' great
In photos back before it broke
No joke, Mrs Davenport!
This torture's bound to pass
I'd say you're sturdy as an oak, Mrs Davenport
(An oak that's made of glass)
I know it's challenging acting right
When things are feeling wrong
But good news Mrs Davenport
I doubt you'll suffer long
Good news Mrs Davenport-
_Uh, Mrs Davenport?_
_Oh shit._
Thanks, m8
love it
LOL so hilarious
Anyone know where I can find a karaoke track for this?
does anyone have a link for the lyrics?
soooooo if anyone finds the lyrics to this song, dont hesitate to send them to me! :) hahaha