ONLY THE PUREST MAY MOUNT ME

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  • @exterminatusbutton8723
    @exterminatusbutton8723 6 місяців тому +17848

    For those wondering why the barbarian was able to ride the Pegasus is because his heart is filled with pure rage

    • @iforgotmyname1669
      @iforgotmyname1669 5 місяців тому +221

      @claytonpellow4767 I DIDN'T CARE ANYMORE

    • @trentsims
      @trentsims 5 місяців тому +441

      Kind of like Harm, a minor DC villain who got ahold of a magical sword only the pure of heart could wield, but realized he could never be pure good. So he decided to murder his own little sister who he looked after in order for the sword to recognize him as pure evil.

    • @OryXity
      @OryXity 5 місяців тому +9

      Seems like an allegory for how incels are created
      Doesnt matter how many things she asks you to do for her or change about yourself, she's gonna end up with someone hotter and more powerful because thats the way things are
      Then you're left a broken visage of your former self having given everything up for her, which she then left with...
      Moral of the story is you SHOULDNT change yourself for others, all that does is allow others to use you
      But also be wary of gold digging scum that wants you to 'improve' so they can continue to be dogshit human beings

    • @leandrusi4533
      @leandrusi4533 5 місяців тому +234

      Nah, its because hes a chad.
      Rules are for good guys, Chads follow their own rules only.

    • @69Kazeshini
      @69Kazeshini 5 місяців тому +20

      ​@@trentsims reminds me of that young justice episode with harm

  • @failydreamer2086
    @failydreamer2086 6 місяців тому +26417

    I like thinking that barbarian witnessed the whole scene but chose not to interrupt

    • @YOUFREAKINNERD
      @YOUFREAKINNERD 6 місяців тому +1286

      No thats absolutely canon. He would.

    • @flamespear86
      @flamespear86 6 місяців тому +342

      He's no longer chaotic good 😂

    • @YOUFREAKINNERD
      @YOUFREAKINNERD 6 місяців тому +424

      @@flamespear86 when was he EVER chaotic good?

    • @jw6337
      @jw6337 6 місяців тому +210

      He had to wait for their guard to be down

    • @yasinyetkin
      @yasinyetkin 6 місяців тому +244

      I'm almost sure he was just vibing to heavy metal in the background waiting for a moment. moved when pegasus down

  • @RamboCreativity
    @RamboCreativity 4 місяці тому +1950

    The horse edging itself on purity was so unexpectedly expected and I loved it

    • @TheNewton
      @TheNewton 3 місяці тому +19

      More like sadism

    • @Tempusverum
      @Tempusverum 2 місяці тому +9

      Church wahmen 👩

    • @reidparker1848
      @reidparker1848 Місяць тому

      ​​@@Tempusverum
      You're gross.

    • @ClairetyCat
      @ClairetyCat Місяць тому +3

      I was gonna like your comment but I dare not change the beautiful 999. Tis too pure

    • @EclipseSeth
      @EclipseSeth 24 дні тому

      Well, they are pervs. They only like pure v*rgins.

  • @plank2490
    @plank2490 6 місяців тому +13621

    THE VEINS ON THE HORN I CAN'T-

    • @galiciaart
      @galiciaart 6 місяців тому +106

      Hahahahahahhaa true

    • @frtard
      @frtard 6 місяців тому +2

      hey don't kink shame the noble steed

    • @Xeider
      @Xeider 6 місяців тому +702

      Citing another unicorn:
      "A unicorn is just a horse that is a little more horny than usual"

    • @cameronpearce5943
      @cameronpearce5943 6 місяців тому +55

      Like a mars bar

    • @levisanchez7143
      @levisanchez7143 6 місяців тому +14

      Jealous?

  • @danielgehring7437
    @danielgehring7437 6 місяців тому +10231

    I like how we all know, deep down inside, they showed that one shot of the pegasus holding up a finger instead of a hoof, just to mess with us.

    • @notabirdboy
      @notabirdboy 6 місяців тому +324

      *ONE* ☝️🐴

    • @Rurush7
      @Rurush7 6 місяців тому +71

      lol I did hold a finger the same when when I saw it

    • @LogiBearStudios
      @LogiBearStudios 6 місяців тому +78

      "Haha, one!!" - Sonic the Hedgehog

    • @Shawnmiller1903
      @Shawnmiller1903 6 місяців тому +20

      @@LogiBearStudios "Haha, reference"

    • @RedPandaTables
      @RedPandaTables 6 місяців тому +36

      Did you miss the veins on the horn soon afterwards?

  • @Jacknife17shadows
    @Jacknife17shadows 5 місяців тому +3377

    Judging by the veins on that horn my boy was going for a different kind of mounting. This Pegasus is looking rather pega-SUS.

  • @seantodd8875
    @seantodd8875 5 місяців тому +5662

    I wasn't ready for the pulsating horn

    • @troquisvit3844
      @troquisvit3844 5 місяців тому +268

      It's HORNy

    • @killaonmoco
      @killaonmoco 5 місяців тому +123

      The horn is ready for you though 😊

    • @easyboy2405
      @easyboy2405 5 місяців тому +50

      There wasn't anyone who was.

    • @mikagami69
      @mikagami69 5 місяців тому +9

      It's like veiny dog, but a horn.

    • @tinycrimester
      @tinycrimester 5 місяців тому +28

      really? i felt like that's what the whole skit was building up to.

  • @pricetopay5152
    @pricetopay5152 5 місяців тому +8499

    This is a good example of the sunk cost fallacy. If the peagus had told him all the requirements from the beginning he would have no interest in riding him

    • @terrenceduarte5348
      @terrenceduarte5348 5 місяців тому +838

      And psychology: The more you say yes, the more you're willing to say yes 😂

    • @kilorat
      @kilorat 5 місяців тому +164

      @@terrenceduarte5348 it is quite educational!

    • @eiyukabe
      @eiyukabe 5 місяців тому +265

      I like that there is a legitimate important lesson in this 3 minute youtube cartoon.

    • @Coldbird1337
      @Coldbird1337 5 місяців тому +125

      @@eiyukabe yeah, always ask what the price is before agreeing to anything.

    • @wildfire9280
      @wildfire9280 5 місяців тому

      @@Coldbird1337 the price, the whole price, and nothing but the price

  • @akiyajapan
    @akiyajapan 4 місяці тому +298

    Love how the unicorn suddenly had a hand and fingers out of nowhere to make his point.

  • @JcBravo8
    @JcBravo8 6 місяців тому +7559

    The Pegasus was engaging in foreplay with the knight. The barbarian did not.

    • @noskalborg723
      @noskalborg723 6 місяців тому +28

      @@blenderbanana haha 😆

    • @lighthawkgames5805
      @lighthawkgames5805 6 місяців тому +414

      Her and the badboy went for a wild ride while the goodguy jumping through hoops to pass her tests found himself alone again.

    • @fungustheclown666
      @fungustheclown666 6 місяців тому +164

      ​@@lighthawkgames5805 At least he's not an incel anymore. He's a volcel. That's a good enough outcome

    • @Khono
      @Khono 6 місяців тому

      When you know how to use your hands, sometimes foreplay is very quick indeed. Especially when employing a fluffer for pre-play.

    • @under-a-rock5444
      @under-a-rock5444 5 місяців тому +31

      @@fungustheclown666 Spoken like a true Caped Crusader.

  • @Turb0y
    @Turb0y 6 місяців тому +7815

    Deeply concerned that the unicorn insisted on saying "mount"

    • @xionsreverie1577
      @xionsreverie1577 5 місяців тому +479

      Was "ride" any better

    • @porcelainfever
      @porcelainfever 5 місяців тому +185

      That's an alicorn, not a unicorn.

    • @highfae
      @highfae 5 місяців тому

      Is that a purely sexual word to you? Evolve.

    • @secretninja247
      @secretninja247 5 місяців тому +7

      And the pulsating human skin colour horn 😂

    • @joeymagdelone3705
      @joeymagdelone3705 5 місяців тому +1

      Was waiting the entire time for things to get sexual…

  • @brenndanmcdonaugh1672
    @brenndanmcdonaugh1672 2 місяці тому +243

    showing my nerd a little too much. my first thought when he said Pegasus was "bullshit, that's an Alicorn." I truly am cursed

  • @Mrkabrat
    @Mrkabrat 6 місяців тому +6832

    The pegasus said "fair maidens", so maidens who are unfair are totally a-ok

    • @jaayse
      @jaayse 6 місяців тому +671

      Don’t forget dudes.. and the Pegasus himself 😏

    • @thibautisserant
      @thibautisserant 5 місяців тому +247

      Also, doesn't "maiden" entails a virgin in the first place ?

    • @Urb4nN0rd
      @Urb4nN0rd 5 місяців тому +368

      He only said to bed "fair maidens" is a sin, but the oath was to bed "maidens none". Poor guy can't even go for the ugly ones.

    • @UwUImShio
      @UwUImShio 5 місяців тому

      ​@@Urb4nN0rdfemboy time

    • @thatterrariaguidenpc8054
      @thatterrariaguidenpc8054 5 місяців тому +216

      The men department still open tho 😳

  • @Thoran666
    @Thoran666 6 місяців тому +2959

    The unicorn is enjoying this purity a bit too much.

    • @bobhi2668
      @bobhi2668 6 місяців тому

      I'll be honest, I though he was gonna fuck the unicorn

    • @Kellnaved
      @Kellnaved 6 місяців тому

      It is not a unicorn it is a pegasus you FOOL!

    • @sandrosliske
      @sandrosliske 6 місяців тому +160

      It's the only way it can get off
      the ground.

    • @hypothalapotamus5293
      @hypothalapotamus5293 5 місяців тому +78

      The barbarian is a pure expression of horny badassery. The Paladin is impure because he goes against his own nature.

    • @krembryle
      @krembryle 5 місяців тому

      Like Christian priests. Or those other incels would like to get it only with a virgin.

  • @HavaNickle
    @HavaNickle 5 місяців тому +198

    Smartest barbarian around, let the knight take all the curse and take all the reward.🤣

  • @Hokunin
    @Hokunin 5 місяців тому +2840

    that creepy pegasus enjoyed it way too much for my comfort.

    • @cD_Ai4
      @cD_Ai4 5 місяців тому +24

      Can agree

    • @citizen_grub4171
      @citizen_grub4171 5 місяців тому +141

      Safe to say the pegasus was planning a different kind of mounting.

    • @emondre6
      @emondre6 5 місяців тому +42

      Super creepy Pegasus and a tortue hobo barbarian, a match made in heaven

    • @michalpiskorski9731
      @michalpiskorski9731 4 місяці тому +7

      yes.

    • @brylanndockett
      @brylanndockett 4 місяці тому +3

      That’s the point

  • @Alhelir
    @Alhelir 6 місяців тому +3572

    The Paladin is going to need a remove curse of the highest level he can get to get rid of all that magical legalism, I’d bet he would not.

    • @Bruhtatochip742
      @Bruhtatochip742 6 місяців тому +109

      I think there's a D&D rule where it's not a curse if you were fully in on it
      Edit: Nevermind. Although this would make for a funny homebrew rule.

    • @keyspirits95
      @keyspirits95 6 місяців тому

      ​@@Bruhtatochip742so he's fuc- ... fuddled.

    • @Kageryushin
      @Kageryushin 6 місяців тому +87

      @@Bruhtatochip742 There is no such rule. A curse is a specific classification of effect; a curse doesn't stop being a curse if you agreed to it beforehand. Even if this weren't the case, the abjurations which break curses generally also get rid of other permanent magical effects, even if they're "instantaneous" effects which normally can't be dispelled. The nitty-gritty details vary between editions (things basically became more strictly defined with time as the systems became more organized and the corebooks covered more topics), but this is fundamentally how it's worked since AD&D.

    • @shinucat6173
      @shinucat6173 6 місяців тому +15

      ​@@Bruhtatochip742 So what is the solution? (DnD newbie here 🖐️)

    • @basili__capybara1864
      @basili__capybara1864 6 місяців тому

      @@shinucat6173greater restoration

  • @IChaseIYouTube
    @IChaseIYouTube 2 місяці тому +47

    For being so pure, that pegasus is sure getting...excited.

    • @JushakF
      @JushakF 10 днів тому +3

      Now now, nobody ever said anything about the pegasus needing to be pure... Just the rider.

    • @jessearana
      @jessearana 9 днів тому

      Religious types tend to be the Freakiest and most DEPRAVED in bed!

    • @IChaseIYouTube
      @IChaseIYouTube 17 годин тому

      ​@@JushakF Mmm, that is true.
      Wait, but then how is the Barbarian pure? He's killed. I dunno about the other oaths, but he's killed before.

    • @fiqri1999
      @fiqri1999 16 годин тому

      ​@@IChaseIUA-camPure of RAGE!!! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!

  • @scottkenyon3194
    @scottkenyon3194 5 місяців тому +6594

    The "PUUUURE" had Meatcanyon vibes all over it.

    • @hazelolive7895
      @hazelolive7895 5 місяців тому +255

      I literally checked the video to see if it was meat canyon at that point lol

    • @lordearthblood
      @lordearthblood 5 місяців тому +53

      @@hazelolive7895 "It's a pious duty to bring love to the unloved...."

    • @kilcitykitty
      @kilcitykitty 5 місяців тому +14

      right? I was thinking that same thing

    • @shysensuon
      @shysensuon 5 місяців тому +41

      if its not meatcanyon sure ist a perfect imitation

    • @kilcitykitty
      @kilcitykitty 5 місяців тому +14

      @@shysensuon maybe its one of those situation aliases like what stephen king did just to see if fans loved his art or just the fact he was stephen king

  • @shawnkhalifa8080
    @shawnkhalifa8080 5 місяців тому +890

    The Pegasus’ facial expressions, the VOICE, the stomp, “mount”, the shame, the knight’s sniffling, everything perfect just perfect

  • @ZESTdabest
    @ZESTdabest 13 днів тому +4

    I just can’t stop watching this… with each view becoming purer… or more wicked. Can’t tell anymore

  • @rinhatsuyuki7090
    @rinhatsuyuki7090 6 місяців тому +5689

    WHY DOES THAT UNICORN GIVE OFF MEAT CANYON/ GREASY TALES VIBES?! D:

    • @soham3025
      @soham3025 6 місяців тому +362

      yeah i almost forgot which channel i was watching the way he said "PURE"

    • @TheDemon763
      @TheDemon763 6 місяців тому +17

      @rinhatsuyuki7090 I Know Right?!

    • @Takenmynameandmycat
      @Takenmynameandmycat 6 місяців тому +140

      @@soham3025I mean the way the horn got all extra veiny didn’t really help matters

    • @failydreamer2086
      @failydreamer2086 6 місяців тому +28

      also that sneako vs charlie reference with the lock on his pants

    • @RMOB
      @RMOB 6 місяців тому +16

      Horse fingers , maybe??

  • @TheCommentSectionComedian
    @TheCommentSectionComedian 6 місяців тому +974

    Some say that the pegasus' horn grew three sizes that day.

  • @DANIELCHUKWUKERE
    @DANIELCHUKWUKERE Місяць тому +25

    *😂😂 **1:39** this Pegasus was enjoying purity way too much*

  • @meowkittymeow69
    @meowkittymeow69 5 місяців тому +983

    The barbarian saved this poor knight from becoming that pegasus's personal fleshlight

    • @BigPuddin
      @BigPuddin 5 місяців тому

      Pretty sure it was the other way around as many times as the Pegasus talked about being mounted.

    • @emailiusefordiscord9509
      @emailiusefordiscord9509 4 місяці тому

      💀

    • @Yipper64
      @Yipper64 4 місяці тому +74

      "I said you couldnt bed maidens, I said nothing of pegasis YOU HAVE NO CHOICE NOW KNIGHT"

    • @TaurusTheCrazyBull
      @TaurusTheCrazyBull 4 місяці тому +47

      @@Yipper64 "Jokes on you pegasus, you specified maidens, men were never out of the equation!"

    • @Yipper64
      @Yipper64 4 місяці тому +12

      @@TaurusTheCrazyBull *oh my*

  • @MrKoobuh
    @MrKoobuh 6 місяців тому +1217

    Barb gonna get that blackout on his bingo card one way or another.

    • @slacknhash
      @slacknhash 6 місяців тому +16

      He's gonna have to track down that giant in order to really go full on insaneo style, though!

    • @Dreznin
      @Dreznin 5 місяців тому +7

      To Maze the Lady of Pain... that bingo card better be worth at least 50 gold.

  • @MonoBrawI
    @MonoBrawI 2 місяці тому +11

    I love the multiple easter eggs here. You've had this set up for a year. I would love to see the next chapter for that pegasus.

  • @OldieWan
    @OldieWan 6 місяців тому +3870

    The CHAD Barbarian VS the Virgin Knight.

  • @AndroidSpirit
    @AndroidSpirit 5 місяців тому +424

    Moral of the story: secure the goods before you pay in full.

    • @kuyt20
      @kuyt20 5 місяців тому +32

      More like - "She will make you jump through endless hoops while Chad or Tyrone won't even have to make an effort." 😂
      No wonder I always f**king hated unicorns. 😂

    • @Wolfengemoen
      @Wolfengemoen 4 місяці тому +7

      It was looking like he did a smash and dash thing there.

  • @lavapop1900
    @lavapop1900 5 місяців тому +35

    0:36 high pitch Pegasus oath😂😂😂

  • @Eddafred
    @Eddafred 6 місяців тому +605

    He's only a mermaid away from another bingo. What an absolute legend.

    • @heartstar8005
      @heartstar8005 6 місяців тому +20

      Or a Dryad Dining Set.

    • @blackwing3629
      @blackwing3629 6 місяців тому +20

      No he's going for blackout bingo

    • @JamesZ32100
      @JamesZ32100 5 місяців тому +5

      ​@@blackwing3629That's very in tune to his character lol

  • @D.Jay.
    @D.Jay. 6 місяців тому +892

    I FUKIN KNEW THE BARBARIAN WAS GONNA DO THAT. His heart is pure, unadulterated, badass.

    • @noskalborg723
      @noskalborg723 6 місяців тому +29

      Nods in Vegeta

    • @bowlerhatfilmsandreviews2778
      @bowlerhatfilmsandreviews2778 6 місяців тому +8

      @@noskalborg723 dang it you beat me to it, bravo

    • @mergenocide
      @mergenocide 6 місяців тому +27

      It definitely isn't pure, it just doesn't respect consent lol

    • @MammalianCreature
      @MammalianCreature 6 місяців тому +6

      ​@@mergenocideHe's American, confirmed.

    • @noskalborg723
      @noskalborg723 6 місяців тому +1

      @@MammalianCreature 😐
      Bro, wrong comments' section. Just DON'T.
      I could argue about this hard and even validate some of your beef. But this channel is about fun, so DON'T (even though i want to)

  • @mikhailromanovskii1338
    @mikhailromanovskii1338 3 місяці тому +57

    Okay and now let us review the entire deal.
    So basically, the Paladin gives an oath of purity in exchange of dominion over creatures of pure light, which extends not just to Pegasus, but to all others like unicorns and elementals of light, ability to mount them, summon them and command them, including to fight.
    The oaths are sure limiting, but are actually far less restrictive than it seems. Nobody ever died from not cursing. Giving their excessive gold to charity is pretty standard paladin oath so that one should have been active already. Bedding fair maidens is very specific: it does not cover men, and it does not cover maidens NOT fair, or, ahem, creatures that are by definition no fair maidens like succubi or fae. Drinks do not cover any elixirs, drugs or otherwise non-alcoholic recreation substances.
    Purity also gives a lot of additional protection, immunity to all evil magic, and presumably to physical harm as well. Potentially even immortality. Likely ability to heal and resurrect as well.
    And Barbarian has already shown us that "no killing" rule is of little obstacle to actually fighting monsters. Besides, even no killing anyONE may extend only to sapient creatures, while wild animals and mindless monsters would be fair game. Finally, if the Paladin is now unable to kill anyone, same was never said about his followers and minions.
    So... Paladin actually won more than he thought.

    • @rebeckarydberg
      @rebeckarydberg 2 місяці тому +26

      You seem like a glass-half-full kind of guy

    • @spankyjeffro5320
      @spankyjeffro5320 25 днів тому +4

      Yeah, no. Every counter you can think of is included in the agreement. Do you really think a PALADIN's oath wouldn't include unethical or impure edge-cases?

    • @blacklight683
      @blacklight683 24 дні тому +1

      Bro is the type to ignore reading between the lines and claims he found a loophole

    • @krishnachaitanyagv5065
      @krishnachaitanyagv5065 24 дні тому +5

      @@spankyjeffro5320 If the Barbarian could ride the Pegasus, it means that tons of edge cases are not fully fleshed out, so yes.

  • @Rencol666
    @Rencol666 6 місяців тому +1012

    Come to think of it, the barbarian DID meet the criteria. 1) We didnt see him kill anyone, only maim, but no actual kill in video. 2) He ignored all the treasure in genie cave. 3) Its possible he never laid with anyone, it wasnt in any video. 4) He never cursed, not even when genie "tricked him". 5) We didnt see him drink alcohol either.

    • @Fancysaurus
      @Fancysaurus 5 місяців тому +62

      He killed the genie after he wished for death.

    • @Rencol666
      @Rencol666 5 місяців тому +102

      @@Fancysaurus no, we only saw him assaulting the genie. We didnt see an actual kill.

    • @noskalborg723
      @noskalborg723 5 місяців тому +52

      @@Fancysaurus that's just granting a wish. KEK

    • @TheReaverOfDarkness
      @TheReaverOfDarkness 5 місяців тому +7

      The Platinum Rule supersedes all other rules.

    • @brettzforeman
      @brettzforeman 5 місяців тому +19

      @@noskalborg723 Per the unicorn, to grant a wish for death is still to sin

  • @StrangeCreed
    @StrangeCreed 6 місяців тому +500

    This is why you never make oaths with magic horse things in the woods.

    • @fangfier6900
      @fangfier6900 5 місяців тому +2

      Not gonna lie, the oaths are both a blessing and a curse in disguise.

  • @DJ-ew8fd
    @DJ-ew8fd Місяць тому +9

    With closed captions on it says "knowingly stares" @2:13 XD

  • @BeFree2BeGrotesque
    @BeFree2BeGrotesque 6 місяців тому +429

    That Unicorn was so cursed anyways and the Barbarian came to save the Day!

    • @DungeonSoup
      @DungeonSoup  6 місяців тому +120

      Truly a hero

    • @SubLordHawk
      @SubLordHawk 6 місяців тому +23

      ​@DungeonSoup The hero we need *and* deserve.

  • @ashotbombila4675
    @ashotbombila4675 6 місяців тому +261

    The paladin just dodged a bullet. A long and hard veiny horn, I mean.

    • @manfredschultz9619
      @manfredschultz9619 6 місяців тому +14

      The Magic seem Binding so he MAY have been already been hit with Multiple Bullets :x

    • @thofrancov
      @thofrancov 5 місяців тому +12

      Him trying to curse as the unicorn flies away leaves a potential implication that the bindings will remain

  • @javierandres9346
    @javierandres9346 Місяць тому +33

    2:37 somebody else noticed the veiny horn 😂

  • @ceresuziel5089
    @ceresuziel5089 6 місяців тому +1681

    Was the Pegasus expecting him to sit on his back or sit on his forehead?! Why was his horn THROBBING!!!!!!? #weneedtoknow

  • @fallbranch
    @fallbranch 6 місяців тому +270

    I thought it was going to peg his asus.

    • @noskalborg723
      @noskalborg723 6 місяців тому +27

      It may have aimed to do that later. Either that or spew horn magic all over the forest.

    • @jaayse
      @jaayse 6 місяців тому +16

      Hey he didn’t say that was against the Pegasus oath 😏

    • @oliverholm3973
      @oliverholm3973 5 місяців тому +8

      Not his ASUS Republic of Gamers gaming laptop! D:

    • @Nenadior
      @Nenadior 2 місяці тому

      Peganusus

  • @potatoheadpokemario1931
    @potatoheadpokemario1931 4 місяці тому +41

    The fact he was willing to be unable to do anything to save someone being attacked just to ride a Pegasus proves his heart wasn't pure

    • @Komnatow
      @Komnatow 3 місяці тому +13

      Even more, that he makes himself unable to be an effective warrior for just cause, just for a one ride on mystical mount, makes him a moron.
      But let's face it, that "knight" character was meant to be a loser.

    • @Nenadior
      @Nenadior 2 місяці тому +5

      As if that fucking Pegasus is pure roflmaokek

  • @hoeton3
    @hoeton3 6 місяців тому +81

    2:39 that horn 💀

  • @alessandrodivarci8692
    @alessandrodivarci8692 6 місяців тому +459

    Just realized this video was a sequel to the previous one "Chivalrous Paladin"
    - He cannot bed nor masturbate (he doesn't have the lock in the beginning of the video)
    - He cannot kill (he has a code)
    - He cannot drink alcohol (that's why he asks for milk)

    • @leonkennedy9739
      @leonkennedy9739 6 місяців тому +20

      just commented this as well also the barbarian has ride a pegasus in the achevos list.

    • @brettzforeman
      @brettzforeman 5 місяців тому +62

      This is totally accurate, except for that I think you meant to say prequel. This one predates the original video about the Chivalrous Paladin.

    • @kylebenoit787
      @kylebenoit787 5 місяців тому +15

      Prequel

    • @blurrypotato4573
      @blurrypotato4573 5 місяців тому +7

      Dude became Mormon for nothing.

    • @miloelite
      @miloelite 5 місяців тому +1

      @@blurrypotato4573 Hey man that hurts.

  • @KavilashPanicker
    @KavilashPanicker 21 день тому +11

    01:20 It's Peg-a-sus Time 💀💀💀

  • @FloatingOer
    @FloatingOer 5 місяців тому +270

    Someone was about to get mounted alright, I just don't think it was the Pegasus 💀

  • @deadkillerq
    @deadkillerq 6 місяців тому +353

    1:48 Oh god this is cursed, the pegasus has human hand with 4 fingers

    • @vladstad8102
      @vladstad8102 6 місяців тому +7

      i totally missed that

    • @LadyQ_1169
      @LadyQ_1169 6 місяців тому +6

      I'm glad I'm not the only one to notice that and be haunted by it.

    • @kasugaifox8571
      @kasugaifox8571 6 місяців тому +2

      Wow, I missed that. It didn't even register with me. Are his hooves shoes then?

    • @burtonmoore996
      @burtonmoore996 6 місяців тому +4

      Right! As soon as I saw it, totally thrown off. Where's the arm... WHERE'S THE ARM?!

    • @kasugaifox8571
      @kasugaifox8571 6 місяців тому +1

      @burtonmoore996
      Right. These are important questions. Possibly with weird implications. 🤔

  • @clarkneedsaweapon
    @clarkneedsaweapon 5 місяців тому +36

    2:45 caption 😂 THE TORTURED SCREAMS OF SWEET JUSTICE 😂😂

  • @rusticgiraffe4262
    @rusticgiraffe4262 6 місяців тому +2122

    Gonna point out that the Pegasus only said he can’t bed *MAIDENS*
    If they’re not a maiden they’re fair game. Remember, it’s not gay if you high-five afterwards.

    • @noskalborg723
      @noskalborg723 6 місяців тому +186

      The pegasus is also not a maiden...

    • @rusticgiraffe4262
      @rusticgiraffe4262 6 місяців тому

      @@noskalborg723 Well it can talk so I’d say it can give consent. Roll to seduce I suppose!

    • @TriggeredFiend
      @TriggeredFiend 6 місяців тому +257

      Tbf, maiden refers to an unmarried woman. Knight here just needs to get married first, and he's all clear.

    • @Heron11177
      @Heron11177 6 місяців тому

      ​@@TriggeredFiendso he can bed married women

    • @Raigius
      @Raigius 6 місяців тому +137

      ​@@TriggeredFiendwith the way it's horn was throbbing I'm thinking Pegasus wanted to bed him... Which would be perfectly pure since he isn't a maiden either...

  • @JonathanGhost42
    @JonathanGhost42 6 місяців тому +173

    This Pegasus made me so uncomfortable with every passing sentence... This is just great! And the Ending with the Chad Barbarian was just fabulous.

    • @ryein542-zx1jp
      @ryein542-zx1jp 5 місяців тому +2

      Man, that neigh is so freaking sus😂😂

  • @menos1230
    @menos1230 3 місяці тому +10

    Haha so nice, it's just the embodyment of "nice guys finish last" XD

  • @Uncle-Jay
    @Uncle-Jay 6 місяців тому +136

    I really like how the promises work.
    I was running a game, one of the players was a war cleric. He was also an asshole who charged anyone for anything he did, he charged his own party members for healing and once caused a Father and Son NPC die due to his sheer greed.
    So they are all high level and I like to make it rain so the entire party was decked out in magical trinkets. They wanted to do the Tomb of Horrors.
    The war cleric managed to escape alive, but completely naked. I informed him he couldn't cast any class specific spells until he got his holy symbol back.
    Going to the church he had to pray to his God and I informed him the God was displeased with his acts of greed. That the player's holy icon would be restored, along with their power after they promised to pay a tithing of 10% of anything he found to the church.
    Now that player has a curse that automatically takes 10% of anything of value he finds. Oh, also his new holy symbol was made out of solid platinum just to rub salt in the wound.

    • @shawnaeatscats
      @shawnaeatscats 5 місяців тому +8

      This is great, players need to understand that acting shitty has consequences!

    • @Avantgardist
      @Avantgardist 5 місяців тому +2

      So you made him 10% more greedy?

    • @J.LucysCrib
      @J.LucysCrib 5 місяців тому +1

      If only it really worked like this

  • @flyboy2592
    @flyboy2592 6 місяців тому +228

    Fking died at the barbarian coming in all his glorious splendor

    • @KaptifLaDistillerie
      @KaptifLaDistillerie 6 місяців тому +12

      And the slaps really were the cherry on top of the cake

    • @wworkwise
      @wworkwise 5 місяців тому

      andrew tates

  • @kainestolkyn
    @kainestolkyn Місяць тому +19

    @1:49 Where did the fingers come from? 🤨

  • @alpacafursona3128
    @alpacafursona3128 6 місяців тому +234

    it was a mimic
    source: hand

    • @noskalborg723
      @noskalborg723 6 місяців тому +8

      The lack of a heart on your comment seems to disagree... But it's still funny.

    • @mirceazaharia2094
      @mirceazaharia2094 6 місяців тому

      I believe you.

    • @ProctorSilex
      @ProctorSilex 5 місяців тому

      @@noskalborg723 Someone else got one for saying it's cursed for the same reason. Maybe it's semantics or just missed.

    • @noskalborg723
      @noskalborg723 5 місяців тому

      @@ProctorSilex but they didn't claim it is a mimic.

  • @rajidahae4220
    @rajidahae4220 5 місяців тому +22

    This is one hell of a metaphor, I must say

    • @flyinkiwi01
      @flyinkiwi01 2 місяці тому +2

      Yes, but apparently everyone is choosing not to see it.

    • @slXD100
      @slXD100 2 місяці тому

      @@flyinkiwi01 explain the metaphor

    • @Soccercrazyigboman
      @Soccercrazyigboman Місяць тому

      If I'm not mistaken, i think this the difference between a bad boy and a nice guy who does everything to get the woman's approval but she goes for the bad boy that just goes for it

  • @RealMicsta
    @RealMicsta 6 місяців тому +464

    The pegasus was smart to get the “no killing” vow done first because I would have murderous intent by the “no alcohol” part.

    • @renooblivion9526
      @renooblivion9526 4 місяці тому +6

      Didn't say anything about brutally maiming! Lol

    • @jacobe2995
      @jacobe2995 4 місяці тому +5

      get help.

    • @nanokhuma419
      @nanokhuma419 4 місяці тому +1

      ​@@jacobe2995Ok, I got friends to help with brutally maiming, thanks for the advice!

    • @RealMicsta
      @RealMicsta 3 місяці тому

      @@jacobe2995 no.

    • @lordoftheflies7024
      @lordoftheflies7024 27 днів тому

      ​@@jacobe2995Get help? For drinking? Is ur name Ahmed?

  • @TricaGamer
    @TricaGamer 6 місяців тому +112

    He could still bed the unicorn... no one said that couldnt happen 💀

    • @Nilani
      @Nilani 6 місяців тому +26

      Or maidens that were not fair, or dudes. Only maidens fair are off the table

    • @noskalborg723
      @noskalborg723 6 місяців тому +17

      I got the feeling that the Pegasus particularly wanted to bed the paladin

    • @jaayse
      @jaayse 6 місяців тому +1

      Hell yeah brother

    • @tibedog5629
      @tibedog5629 5 місяців тому +4

      No no, not bed, MOUNT

    • @OCTO358
      @OCTO358 3 місяці тому

      ​@@Nilani he said "bed maidens none".

  • @DSi381
    @DSi381 2 місяці тому +3

    The first episode introduced Kevin drinking milk while wearing a chastity belt. This video explains his plight.

  • @ryanrockers
    @ryanrockers 6 місяців тому +306

    I had to promise to do the opposite things to ride my friend's mule.

    • @user-ee6lk1pb6w
      @user-ee6lk1pb6w 6 місяців тому +15

      Ngl that's kinda lame. I expected you to do that for riding a bicorn

    • @jsivonenVR
      @jsivonenVR 6 місяців тому +1

      Compa Mexicano? 🫏

    • @RealBillyFanword
      @RealBillyFanword 5 місяців тому

      @@user-ee6lk1pb6w That's a load of bull.

    • @JamilaJibril-e8h
      @JamilaJibril-e8h 5 місяців тому

      😂😂😂

  • @tofunade9729
    @tofunade9729 5 місяців тому +208

    When he blinks at the pegasus in 1:59, the subtitles say “Slowly blinks as rage intensifies”. 😂

    • @baldeagle1171
      @baldeagle1171 2 місяці тому +1

      I thought they were auto generated lmao

    • @oddeda
      @oddeda 2 місяці тому +3

      @@baldeagle1171 Sometime they are autogenerated, but sometimes the authors also write it themselves.
      You can see both in the cc selection.

  • @vlmrs395
    @vlmrs395 25 днів тому +2

    I got the analogy of a "nice guy" and amping to please females! simping endlessly but the bad boy got to mount her 😂 poetic

  • @Apostate_ofmind
    @Apostate_ofmind 6 місяців тому +75

    the "i give it out to passerby's but youll have to wait and put a ring on it" vibe 😂

  • @jguest8609
    @jguest8609 4 місяці тому +23

    "Only the purest may mount me."
    Quite an oxymoron.

  • @xXxXxEmoSasukexXxXx
    @xXxXxEmoSasukexXxXx 6 місяців тому +109

    Just when I thought it was over, our Hero swoops in and grabs his prize.

  • @acasualegg6556
    @acasualegg6556 6 місяців тому +59

    One of my favorite creatures posting, love to see it.
    Meant to say creators, but this works too.

  • @Cakebraincat
    @Cakebraincat 5 днів тому +1

    You know. When the barbarian ran up behind the pegasus, I feared he was about to ride it in a different way.

  • @manuelsantiago1323
    @manuelsantiago1323 6 місяців тому +47

    2:32 Papa Meat?!

  • @portlandbluewizard2520
    @portlandbluewizard2520 6 місяців тому +98

    A unicorn has a horn. a Pegasus has wings. An Alicorn has both.

    • @ariannasv22
      @ariannasv22 5 місяців тому +13

      Finally someone pointed this out

    • @MisanthropicOcellus
      @MisanthropicOcellus 5 місяців тому +2

      Was looking for this comment before I made it myself.
      Times like this make me realise that not everyone is as into fantasy (being a huge nerd) as we are.

    • @worstusernameintheworld9871
      @worstusernameintheworld9871 5 місяців тому +1

      ​@@MisanthropicOcellus not into fantasy but I know alicorns because of MLP

    • @differentbutsimilar7893
      @differentbutsimilar7893 5 місяців тому +3

      What if I suggested to you that what you saw to be a horn may not have been?

  • @trevorsalamander8711
    @trevorsalamander8711 3 місяці тому +6

    Let’s be honest, if the Knight was willing to make such vows for a quick ride, makes him no better than the Pegasus.

  • @SmokeTheHorsehog
    @SmokeTheHorsehog 6 місяців тому +61

    That's an oddly veiny horn, he's got there

  • @todddewitt4852
    @todddewitt4852 6 місяців тому +33

    I lost my s**t when the barbarian jumped out. There was no way that could have ended better.

  • @Kitsune44X
    @Kitsune44X Місяць тому +1

    That slap sold it. I held my laughs the entire time but couldn't with that added detail.

  • @mysteriousmister.e3209
    @mysteriousmister.e3209 6 місяців тому +129

    Wait a ducking minute!?!? Is this the chivalrous paladin origins?!?!

    • @DungeonSoup
      @DungeonSoup  6 місяців тому +74

      It is indeed

    • @mysteriousmister.e3209
      @mysteriousmister.e3209 6 місяців тому +25

      @@DungeonSoup lol and here I thought he was just a really good guy🥲

    • @RediTtora
      @RediTtora 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@mysteriousmister.e3209isn't he a good guy?

    • @mysteriousmister.e3209
      @mysteriousmister.e3209 6 місяців тому +4

      @@RediTtora he is now, but this shows that he took on all those oaths just to ride the Pegasus and he even hesitated at some of the oaths instead saying yes right off the bat, like a good paladin would😢

    • @RediTtora
      @RediTtora 6 місяців тому +9

      @@mysteriousmister.e3209 well to begin with so I mean the things the Pegasus demanded aren't necessarily good, just because they said they were

  • @Medirby
    @Medirby 6 місяців тому +32

    This is a prequel to the paladin's first video, oh my god. The chastity belt gets put on him here! The lore is insane!

  • @detdeet
    @detdeet 28 днів тому +2

    I get the feeling the pegasus is an allegory for those fair maidens and the barbarian is your old friend chad that's already on his 3rd pegasus that day

  • @TeaLurker
    @TeaLurker 5 місяців тому +82

    Pegasus might need some purity too 💀

  • @ElNietoPR
    @ElNietoPR 6 місяців тому +34

    1:49 I always knew pegasus had fingers!

  • @DaniMartVTen
    @DaniMartVTen Місяць тому +1

    That's why you make the one seeking purity to make an oath of fair falling, that if they should fail to keep pure the oath maker, must equally fall with them.
    Debauchery be thy horse's name!

  • @friskyfoxutfan
    @friskyfoxutfan 5 місяців тому +119

    NAH THIS IS ACTUALLY SUCH A GOOD IDEA FOR A DND CHARACTER-
    absolutely hilarious, amazing animation

  • @RedRust
    @RedRust 6 місяців тому +57

    Barbarian strikes again!

  • @meganparrish807
    @meganparrish807 Місяць тому +2

    Well, I do believe there's folklore of unicorns gore-ing pure maidens, or that was a recent invention.
    Horse looked like it was gonna stab that knight. Barbarian defo saved him.

  • @dat_lamp
    @dat_lamp 6 місяців тому +36

    Pegasus chastity belt, one of an oath. Being an Oathbreaker paladin looking pretty good about now.

    • @jsivonenVR
      @jsivonenVR 6 місяців тому +4

      I bet that belt doesn’t reach all the way back. There are ways of losing one’s virginity u know… the Pegasus obviously knows! 🦄

  • @nbrain
    @nbrain 6 місяців тому +60

    published 33 seconds ago and on my YT front page - niceeeee

  • @user-pi4cr8pb7g
    @user-pi4cr8pb7g Місяць тому +2

    I just noticed that the Pegasus horn was bulging at the end there lmaoo

  • @damnimbored25
    @damnimbored25 5 місяців тому +37

    Voicing the pegasus must be fun af

  • @Duskwalker68
    @Duskwalker68 6 місяців тому +22

    That ending caught me so off guard lol, the Paladin and Barbarian would make an interesting team!

  • @Uncle_Hang
    @Uncle_Hang 3 місяці тому +21

    It's impossible to overstate how important it is to change your settings to 0.25 playback speed and then go to 2:42

  • @joelburgos69
    @joelburgos69 6 місяців тому +63

    And one more time, the Barbarian out of nowhere does it again, imposing his bravado and gigachad demeanor...
    My wife is crying here laughing with that ending, great job guys, keep going

    • @DungeonSoup
      @DungeonSoup  6 місяців тому +23

      Glad you guys liked it!

  • @ventousemoustachue
    @ventousemoustachue 5 місяців тому +70

    2:12 *Knowingly stares*

  • @DARKcoloredCHAP
    @DARKcoloredCHAP 2 місяці тому +2

    The pegasus/unicorn may not be a carnivore but i know a predator when i see one. The barbarian was slaying another monster.

  • @bbrodriges
    @bbrodriges 6 місяців тому +36

    Pegasus mount DONE

    • @noskalborg723
      @noskalborg723 6 місяців тому

      Probably a few more vidjas before we get mermaid mount.

    • @leonkennedy9739
      @leonkennedy9739 6 місяців тому

      i can't wait for the goblin centipede video

  • @0ffendingeverybody
    @0ffendingeverybody 5 місяців тому +31

    Love the way you say "Mount Mayy"

    • @noskalborg723
      @noskalborg723 4 місяці тому

      @@0ffendingeverybody I watched ur video about childhood. And I gotta say, if you REALLY wanna offend everybody;
      Do a video about early to current Mormon polygamy, get ALL the facts right, and then sprinkle it with bad takes to piss off the few people either too apathetic or justice boned to care about all the shocking stuff you shared.
      And I say that as a guy who thinks the only thing Joseph Smith Jr. even possibly did wrong regarding polygamy, was going behind Emma's back. I'm someone who thinks Abraham, Jacob/Israel, Brigham Young, and Russell M. Nelson are based. I think that Warren Jeff's is gross.
      And I have pissed off very nearly everyone by unironically claiming God has a polygamous marriage to the virgin Mary. Kek.

  • @stuiley424
    @stuiley424 Місяць тому +2

    Male perspective of modern dating 101, chad the barbarian scores the unconditional pass.😂

  • @_xano
    @_xano 6 місяців тому +20

    that was one solid build-up: almost 3 minutes for a 3 seconds of punch-line (or should I say slap-line?).

  • @memes4life26
    @memes4life26 5 місяців тому +54

    2:26 wait how is bro supposed to piss now 💀

    • @MidnightSonnet
      @MidnightSonnet 4 місяці тому

      Peeing isn't the same as jerking off...

    • @topster888
      @topster888 3 місяці тому +2

      Pissing isn't pure.

  • @ZOCCOK
    @ZOCCOK Місяць тому +2

    Not surprising that a Barbarian would ride a Pegasus non consensually 💀

  • @Pudding404
    @Pudding404 6 місяців тому +43

    The barbarian debatably the most pure one here, made no empty promises and just wanted to ride the pretty pony.
    -ignore the 3 slaps.-

  • @CherryBeScary
    @CherryBeScary 6 місяців тому +11

    I literally just rewatched all your animations like a day ago and now I’m blessed with this brand new masterpiece.

  • @MisanThrope-cu1mw7fj3p
    @MisanThrope-cu1mw7fj3p Місяць тому +1

    That's a perfect allegory for modern-day relationships😂😂😂
    The nice guy does everything to get his ride, only to get screwed by the bad guy who just takes what he wants.