Kind of like Harm, a minor DC villain who got ahold of a magical sword only the pure of heart could wield, but realized he could never be pure good. So he decided to murder his own little sister who he looked after in order for the sword to recognize him as pure evil.
Seems like an allegory for how incels are created Doesnt matter how many things she asks you to do for her or change about yourself, she's gonna end up with someone hotter and more powerful because thats the way things are Then you're left a broken visage of your former self having given everything up for her, which she then left with... Moral of the story is you SHOULDNT change yourself for others, all that does is allow others to use you But also be wary of gold digging scum that wants you to 'improve' so they can continue to be dogshit human beings
This is a good example of the sunk cost fallacy. If the peagus had told him all the requirements from the beginning he would have no interest in riding him
@@Bruhtatochip742 There is no such rule. A curse is a specific classification of effect; a curse doesn't stop being a curse if you agreed to it beforehand. Even if this weren't the case, the abjurations which break curses generally also get rid of other permanent magical effects, even if they're "instantaneous" effects which normally can't be dispelled. The nitty-gritty details vary between editions (things basically became more strictly defined with time as the systems became more organized and the corebooks covered more topics), but this is fundamentally how it's worked since AD&D.
@@shysensuon maybe its one of those situation aliases like what stephen king did just to see if fans loved his art or just the fact he was stephen king
More like - "She will make you jump through endless hoops while Chad or Tyrone won't even have to make an effort." 😂 No wonder I always f**king hated unicorns. 😂
@@MammalianCreature 😐 Bro, wrong comments' section. Just DON'T. I could argue about this hard and even validate some of your beef. But this channel is about fun, so DON'T (even though i want to)
Okay and now let us review the entire deal. So basically, the Paladin gives an oath of purity in exchange of dominion over creatures of pure light, which extends not just to Pegasus, but to all others like unicorns and elementals of light, ability to mount them, summon them and command them, including to fight. The oaths are sure limiting, but are actually far less restrictive than it seems. Nobody ever died from not cursing. Giving their excessive gold to charity is pretty standard paladin oath so that one should have been active already. Bedding fair maidens is very specific: it does not cover men, and it does not cover maidens NOT fair, or, ahem, creatures that are by definition no fair maidens like succubi or fae. Drinks do not cover any elixirs, drugs or otherwise non-alcoholic recreation substances. Purity also gives a lot of additional protection, immunity to all evil magic, and presumably to physical harm as well. Potentially even immortality. Likely ability to heal and resurrect as well. And Barbarian has already shown us that "no killing" rule is of little obstacle to actually fighting monsters. Besides, even no killing anyONE may extend only to sapient creatures, while wild animals and mindless monsters would be fair game. Finally, if the Paladin is now unable to kill anyone, same was never said about his followers and minions. So... Paladin actually won more than he thought.
Yeah, no. Every counter you can think of is included in the agreement. Do you really think a PALADIN's oath wouldn't include unethical or impure edge-cases?
Come to think of it, the barbarian DID meet the criteria. 1) We didnt see him kill anyone, only maim, but no actual kill in video. 2) He ignored all the treasure in genie cave. 3) Its possible he never laid with anyone, it wasnt in any video. 4) He never cursed, not even when genie "tricked him". 5) We didnt see him drink alcohol either.
Even more, that he makes himself unable to be an effective warrior for just cause, just for a one ride on mystical mount, makes him a moron. But let's face it, that "knight" character was meant to be a loser.
Just realized this video was a sequel to the previous one "Chivalrous Paladin" - He cannot bed nor masturbate (he doesn't have the lock in the beginning of the video) - He cannot kill (he has a code) - He cannot drink alcohol (that's why he asks for milk)
Gonna point out that the Pegasus only said he can’t bed *MAIDENS* If they’re not a maiden they’re fair game. Remember, it’s not gay if you high-five afterwards.
@@TriggeredFiendwith the way it's horn was throbbing I'm thinking Pegasus wanted to bed him... Which would be perfectly pure since he isn't a maiden either...
I really like how the promises work. I was running a game, one of the players was a war cleric. He was also an asshole who charged anyone for anything he did, he charged his own party members for healing and once caused a Father and Son NPC die due to his sheer greed. So they are all high level and I like to make it rain so the entire party was decked out in magical trinkets. They wanted to do the Tomb of Horrors. The war cleric managed to escape alive, but completely naked. I informed him he couldn't cast any class specific spells until he got his holy symbol back. Going to the church he had to pray to his God and I informed him the God was displeased with his acts of greed. That the player's holy icon would be restored, along with their power after they promised to pay a tithing of 10% of anything he found to the church. Now that player has a curse that automatically takes 10% of anything of value he finds. Oh, also his new holy symbol was made out of solid platinum just to rub salt in the wound.
If I'm not mistaken, i think this the difference between a bad boy and a nice guy who does everything to get the woman's approval but she goes for the bad boy that just goes for it
Was looking for this comment before I made it myself. Times like this make me realise that not everyone is as into fantasy (being a huge nerd) as we are.
@@RediTtora he is now, but this shows that he took on all those oaths just to ride the Pegasus and he even hesitated at some of the oaths instead saying yes right off the bat, like a good paladin would😢
I get the feeling the pegasus is an allegory for those fair maidens and the barbarian is your old friend chad that's already on his 3rd pegasus that day
That's why you make the one seeking purity to make an oath of fair falling, that if they should fail to keep pure the oath maker, must equally fall with them. Debauchery be thy horse's name!
Well, I do believe there's folklore of unicorns gore-ing pure maidens, or that was a recent invention. Horse looked like it was gonna stab that knight. Barbarian defo saved him.
And one more time, the Barbarian out of nowhere does it again, imposing his bravado and gigachad demeanor... My wife is crying here laughing with that ending, great job guys, keep going
@@0ffendingeverybody I watched ur video about childhood. And I gotta say, if you REALLY wanna offend everybody; Do a video about early to current Mormon polygamy, get ALL the facts right, and then sprinkle it with bad takes to piss off the few people either too apathetic or justice boned to care about all the shocking stuff you shared. And I say that as a guy who thinks the only thing Joseph Smith Jr. even possibly did wrong regarding polygamy, was going behind Emma's back. I'm someone who thinks Abraham, Jacob/Israel, Brigham Young, and Russell M. Nelson are based. I think that Warren Jeff's is gross. And I have pissed off very nearly everyone by unironically claiming God has a polygamous marriage to the virgin Mary. Kek.
That's a perfect allegory for modern-day relationships😂😂😂 The nice guy does everything to get his ride, only to get screwed by the bad guy who just takes what he wants.
For those wondering why the barbarian was able to ride the Pegasus is because his heart is filled with pure rage
@claytonpellow4767 I DIDN'T CARE ANYMORE
Kind of like Harm, a minor DC villain who got ahold of a magical sword only the pure of heart could wield, but realized he could never be pure good. So he decided to murder his own little sister who he looked after in order for the sword to recognize him as pure evil.
Seems like an allegory for how incels are created
Doesnt matter how many things she asks you to do for her or change about yourself, she's gonna end up with someone hotter and more powerful because thats the way things are
Then you're left a broken visage of your former self having given everything up for her, which she then left with...
Moral of the story is you SHOULDNT change yourself for others, all that does is allow others to use you
But also be wary of gold digging scum that wants you to 'improve' so they can continue to be dogshit human beings
Nah, its because hes a chad.
Rules are for good guys, Chads follow their own rules only.
@@trentsims reminds me of that young justice episode with harm
I like thinking that barbarian witnessed the whole scene but chose not to interrupt
No thats absolutely canon. He would.
He's no longer chaotic good 😂
@@flamespear86 when was he EVER chaotic good?
He had to wait for their guard to be down
I'm almost sure he was just vibing to heavy metal in the background waiting for a moment. moved when pegasus down
The horse edging itself on purity was so unexpectedly expected and I loved it
More like sadism
Church wahmen 👩
@@Tempusverum
You're gross.
I was gonna like your comment but I dare not change the beautiful 999. Tis too pure
Well, they are pervs. They only like pure v*rgins.
THE VEINS ON THE HORN I CAN'T-
Hahahahahahhaa true
hey don't kink shame the noble steed
Citing another unicorn:
"A unicorn is just a horse that is a little more horny than usual"
Like a mars bar
Jealous?
I like how we all know, deep down inside, they showed that one shot of the pegasus holding up a finger instead of a hoof, just to mess with us.
*ONE* ☝️🐴
lol I did hold a finger the same when when I saw it
"Haha, one!!" - Sonic the Hedgehog
@@LogiBearStudios "Haha, reference"
Did you miss the veins on the horn soon afterwards?
Judging by the veins on that horn my boy was going for a different kind of mounting. This Pegasus is looking rather pega-SUS.
Get out of here man 😂😂😂
*PEG-ASS-SUS!
Underrated comment
he did only specify no maidens
Peg-a-sus iykyk
I wasn't ready for the pulsating horn
It's HORNy
The horn is ready for you though 😊
There wasn't anyone who was.
It's like veiny dog, but a horn.
really? i felt like that's what the whole skit was building up to.
This is a good example of the sunk cost fallacy. If the peagus had told him all the requirements from the beginning he would have no interest in riding him
And psychology: The more you say yes, the more you're willing to say yes 😂
@@terrenceduarte5348 it is quite educational!
I like that there is a legitimate important lesson in this 3 minute youtube cartoon.
@@eiyukabe yeah, always ask what the price is before agreeing to anything.
@@Coldbird1337 the price, the whole price, and nothing but the price
Love how the unicorn suddenly had a hand and fingers out of nowhere to make his point.
The Pegasus was engaging in foreplay with the knight. The barbarian did not.
@@blenderbanana haha 😆
Her and the badboy went for a wild ride while the goodguy jumping through hoops to pass her tests found himself alone again.
@@lighthawkgames5805 At least he's not an incel anymore. He's a volcel. That's a good enough outcome
When you know how to use your hands, sometimes foreplay is very quick indeed. Especially when employing a fluffer for pre-play.
@@fungustheclown666 Spoken like a true Caped Crusader.
Deeply concerned that the unicorn insisted on saying "mount"
Was "ride" any better
That's an alicorn, not a unicorn.
Is that a purely sexual word to you? Evolve.
And the pulsating human skin colour horn 😂
Was waiting the entire time for things to get sexual…
showing my nerd a little too much. my first thought when he said Pegasus was "bullshit, that's an Alicorn." I truly am cursed
You aren't alone.
what's the difference?
@@Zane-It pegasi have wings, unicorns have horns, Alicorns have both
you may not mount
🎈🍎🌩️✨💎
The pegasus said "fair maidens", so maidens who are unfair are totally a-ok
Don’t forget dudes.. and the Pegasus himself 😏
Also, doesn't "maiden" entails a virgin in the first place ?
He only said to bed "fair maidens" is a sin, but the oath was to bed "maidens none". Poor guy can't even go for the ugly ones.
@@Urb4nN0rdfemboy time
The men department still open tho 😳
The unicorn is enjoying this purity a bit too much.
I'll be honest, I though he was gonna fuck the unicorn
It is not a unicorn it is a pegasus you FOOL!
It's the only way it can get off
the ground.
The barbarian is a pure expression of horny badassery. The Paladin is impure because he goes against his own nature.
Like Christian priests. Or those other incels would like to get it only with a virgin.
Smartest barbarian around, let the knight take all the curse and take all the reward.🤣
that creepy pegasus enjoyed it way too much for my comfort.
Can agree
Safe to say the pegasus was planning a different kind of mounting.
Super creepy Pegasus and a tortue hobo barbarian, a match made in heaven
yes.
That’s the point
The Paladin is going to need a remove curse of the highest level he can get to get rid of all that magical legalism, I’d bet he would not.
I think there's a D&D rule where it's not a curse if you were fully in on it
Edit: Nevermind. Although this would make for a funny homebrew rule.
@@Bruhtatochip742so he's fuc- ... fuddled.
@@Bruhtatochip742 There is no such rule. A curse is a specific classification of effect; a curse doesn't stop being a curse if you agreed to it beforehand. Even if this weren't the case, the abjurations which break curses generally also get rid of other permanent magical effects, even if they're "instantaneous" effects which normally can't be dispelled. The nitty-gritty details vary between editions (things basically became more strictly defined with time as the systems became more organized and the corebooks covered more topics), but this is fundamentally how it's worked since AD&D.
@@Bruhtatochip742 So what is the solution? (DnD newbie here 🖐️)
@@shinucat6173greater restoration
For being so pure, that pegasus is sure getting...excited.
Now now, nobody ever said anything about the pegasus needing to be pure... Just the rider.
Religious types tend to be the Freakiest and most DEPRAVED in bed!
@@JushakF Mmm, that is true.
Wait, but then how is the Barbarian pure? He's killed. I dunno about the other oaths, but he's killed before.
@@IChaseIUA-camPure of RAGE!!! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!
The "PUUUURE" had Meatcanyon vibes all over it.
I literally checked the video to see if it was meat canyon at that point lol
@@hazelolive7895 "It's a pious duty to bring love to the unloved...."
right? I was thinking that same thing
if its not meatcanyon sure ist a perfect imitation
@@shysensuon maybe its one of those situation aliases like what stephen king did just to see if fans loved his art or just the fact he was stephen king
The Pegasus’ facial expressions, the VOICE, the stomp, “mount”, the shame, the knight’s sniffling, everything perfect just perfect
144p 👍.
Plus the mysterious human hand.
I just can’t stop watching this… with each view becoming purer… or more wicked. Can’t tell anymore
WHY DOES THAT UNICORN GIVE OFF MEAT CANYON/ GREASY TALES VIBES?! D:
yeah i almost forgot which channel i was watching the way he said "PURE"
@rinhatsuyuki7090 I Know Right?!
@@soham3025I mean the way the horn got all extra veiny didn’t really help matters
also that sneako vs charlie reference with the lock on his pants
Horse fingers , maybe??
Some say that the pegasus' horn grew three sizes that day.
That's actually pretty average.
🚬😎
This slays me
Mine sure did when i saw that
A truly horny and purest of the highest caliber.
*😂😂 **1:39** this Pegasus was enjoying purity way too much*
😂 🦄
The barbarian saved this poor knight from becoming that pegasus's personal fleshlight
Pretty sure it was the other way around as many times as the Pegasus talked about being mounted.
💀
"I said you couldnt bed maidens, I said nothing of pegasis YOU HAVE NO CHOICE NOW KNIGHT"
@@Yipper64 "Jokes on you pegasus, you specified maidens, men were never out of the equation!"
@@TaurusTheCrazyBull *oh my*
Barb gonna get that blackout on his bingo card one way or another.
He's gonna have to track down that giant in order to really go full on insaneo style, though!
To Maze the Lady of Pain... that bingo card better be worth at least 50 gold.
I love the multiple easter eggs here. You've had this set up for a year. I would love to see the next chapter for that pegasus.
The CHAD Barbarian VS the Virgin Knight.
More like the Incel Paladin.
@@Center-For-I.E.D.Mismanagementdon’t be incel, just say no
@@Reg_The_Galah
What.
@@Center-For-I.E.D.Mismanagement 🤫
@@Center-For-I.E.D.Mismanagement you don't wanna know, just say no
Moral of the story: secure the goods before you pay in full.
More like - "She will make you jump through endless hoops while Chad or Tyrone won't even have to make an effort." 😂
No wonder I always f**king hated unicorns. 😂
It was looking like he did a smash and dash thing there.
0:36 high pitch Pegasus oath😂😂😂
He's only a mermaid away from another bingo. What an absolute legend.
Or a Dryad Dining Set.
No he's going for blackout bingo
@@blackwing3629That's very in tune to his character lol
I FUKIN KNEW THE BARBARIAN WAS GONNA DO THAT. His heart is pure, unadulterated, badass.
Nods in Vegeta
@@noskalborg723 dang it you beat me to it, bravo
It definitely isn't pure, it just doesn't respect consent lol
@@mergenocideHe's American, confirmed.
@@MammalianCreature 😐
Bro, wrong comments' section. Just DON'T.
I could argue about this hard and even validate some of your beef. But this channel is about fun, so DON'T (even though i want to)
Okay and now let us review the entire deal.
So basically, the Paladin gives an oath of purity in exchange of dominion over creatures of pure light, which extends not just to Pegasus, but to all others like unicorns and elementals of light, ability to mount them, summon them and command them, including to fight.
The oaths are sure limiting, but are actually far less restrictive than it seems. Nobody ever died from not cursing. Giving their excessive gold to charity is pretty standard paladin oath so that one should have been active already. Bedding fair maidens is very specific: it does not cover men, and it does not cover maidens NOT fair, or, ahem, creatures that are by definition no fair maidens like succubi or fae. Drinks do not cover any elixirs, drugs or otherwise non-alcoholic recreation substances.
Purity also gives a lot of additional protection, immunity to all evil magic, and presumably to physical harm as well. Potentially even immortality. Likely ability to heal and resurrect as well.
And Barbarian has already shown us that "no killing" rule is of little obstacle to actually fighting monsters. Besides, even no killing anyONE may extend only to sapient creatures, while wild animals and mindless monsters would be fair game. Finally, if the Paladin is now unable to kill anyone, same was never said about his followers and minions.
So... Paladin actually won more than he thought.
You seem like a glass-half-full kind of guy
Yeah, no. Every counter you can think of is included in the agreement. Do you really think a PALADIN's oath wouldn't include unethical or impure edge-cases?
Bro is the type to ignore reading between the lines and claims he found a loophole
@@spankyjeffro5320 If the Barbarian could ride the Pegasus, it means that tons of edge cases are not fully fleshed out, so yes.
Come to think of it, the barbarian DID meet the criteria. 1) We didnt see him kill anyone, only maim, but no actual kill in video. 2) He ignored all the treasure in genie cave. 3) Its possible he never laid with anyone, it wasnt in any video. 4) He never cursed, not even when genie "tricked him". 5) We didnt see him drink alcohol either.
He killed the genie after he wished for death.
@@Fancysaurus no, we only saw him assaulting the genie. We didnt see an actual kill.
@@Fancysaurus that's just granting a wish. KEK
The Platinum Rule supersedes all other rules.
@@noskalborg723 Per the unicorn, to grant a wish for death is still to sin
This is why you never make oaths with magic horse things in the woods.
Not gonna lie, the oaths are both a blessing and a curse in disguise.
With closed captions on it says "knowingly stares" @2:13 XD
That Unicorn was so cursed anyways and the Barbarian came to save the Day!
Truly a hero
@DungeonSoup The hero we need *and* deserve.
The paladin just dodged a bullet. A long and hard veiny horn, I mean.
The Magic seem Binding so he MAY have been already been hit with Multiple Bullets :x
Him trying to curse as the unicorn flies away leaves a potential implication that the bindings will remain
2:37 somebody else noticed the veiny horn 😂
Was the Pegasus expecting him to sit on his back or sit on his forehead?! Why was his horn THROBBING!!!!!!? #weneedtoknow
why does this remind me of that horse from robot chicken
#don'taskquestionsyoudon'twanttheanswerto
You need not know!
YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!
To answer this would be to become unpure, and I already swore an oath
I thought it was going to peg his asus.
It may have aimed to do that later. Either that or spew horn magic all over the forest.
Hey he didn’t say that was against the Pegasus oath 😏
Not his ASUS Republic of Gamers gaming laptop! D:
Peganusus
The fact he was willing to be unable to do anything to save someone being attacked just to ride a Pegasus proves his heart wasn't pure
Even more, that he makes himself unable to be an effective warrior for just cause, just for a one ride on mystical mount, makes him a moron.
But let's face it, that "knight" character was meant to be a loser.
As if that fucking Pegasus is pure roflmaokek
2:39 that horn 💀
Just realized this video was a sequel to the previous one "Chivalrous Paladin"
- He cannot bed nor masturbate (he doesn't have the lock in the beginning of the video)
- He cannot kill (he has a code)
- He cannot drink alcohol (that's why he asks for milk)
just commented this as well also the barbarian has ride a pegasus in the achevos list.
This is totally accurate, except for that I think you meant to say prequel. This one predates the original video about the Chivalrous Paladin.
Prequel
Dude became Mormon for nothing.
@@blurrypotato4573 Hey man that hurts.
01:20 It's Peg-a-sus Time 💀💀💀
Someone was about to get mounted alright, I just don't think it was the Pegasus 💀
1:48 Oh god this is cursed, the pegasus has human hand with 4 fingers
i totally missed that
I'm glad I'm not the only one to notice that and be haunted by it.
Wow, I missed that. It didn't even register with me. Are his hooves shoes then?
Right! As soon as I saw it, totally thrown off. Where's the arm... WHERE'S THE ARM?!
@burtonmoore996
Right. These are important questions. Possibly with weird implications. 🤔
2:45 caption 😂 THE TORTURED SCREAMS OF SWEET JUSTICE 😂😂
Gonna point out that the Pegasus only said he can’t bed *MAIDENS*
If they’re not a maiden they’re fair game. Remember, it’s not gay if you high-five afterwards.
The pegasus is also not a maiden...
@@noskalborg723 Well it can talk so I’d say it can give consent. Roll to seduce I suppose!
Tbf, maiden refers to an unmarried woman. Knight here just needs to get married first, and he's all clear.
@@TriggeredFiendso he can bed married women
@@TriggeredFiendwith the way it's horn was throbbing I'm thinking Pegasus wanted to bed him... Which would be perfectly pure since he isn't a maiden either...
This Pegasus made me so uncomfortable with every passing sentence... This is just great! And the Ending with the Chad Barbarian was just fabulous.
Man, that neigh is so freaking sus😂😂
Haha so nice, it's just the embodyment of "nice guys finish last" XD
I really like how the promises work.
I was running a game, one of the players was a war cleric. He was also an asshole who charged anyone for anything he did, he charged his own party members for healing and once caused a Father and Son NPC die due to his sheer greed.
So they are all high level and I like to make it rain so the entire party was decked out in magical trinkets. They wanted to do the Tomb of Horrors.
The war cleric managed to escape alive, but completely naked. I informed him he couldn't cast any class specific spells until he got his holy symbol back.
Going to the church he had to pray to his God and I informed him the God was displeased with his acts of greed. That the player's holy icon would be restored, along with their power after they promised to pay a tithing of 10% of anything he found to the church.
Now that player has a curse that automatically takes 10% of anything of value he finds. Oh, also his new holy symbol was made out of solid platinum just to rub salt in the wound.
This is great, players need to understand that acting shitty has consequences!
So you made him 10% more greedy?
If only it really worked like this
Fking died at the barbarian coming in all his glorious splendor
And the slaps really were the cherry on top of the cake
andrew tates
@1:49 Where did the fingers come from? 🤨
😂
😩😂😭
it was a mimic
source: hand
The lack of a heart on your comment seems to disagree... But it's still funny.
I believe you.
@@noskalborg723 Someone else got one for saying it's cursed for the same reason. Maybe it's semantics or just missed.
@@ProctorSilex but they didn't claim it is a mimic.
This is one hell of a metaphor, I must say
Yes, but apparently everyone is choosing not to see it.
@@flyinkiwi01 explain the metaphor
If I'm not mistaken, i think this the difference between a bad boy and a nice guy who does everything to get the woman's approval but she goes for the bad boy that just goes for it
The pegasus was smart to get the “no killing” vow done first because I would have murderous intent by the “no alcohol” part.
Didn't say anything about brutally maiming! Lol
get help.
@@jacobe2995Ok, I got friends to help with brutally maiming, thanks for the advice!
@@jacobe2995 no.
@@jacobe2995Get help? For drinking? Is ur name Ahmed?
He could still bed the unicorn... no one said that couldnt happen 💀
Or maidens that were not fair, or dudes. Only maidens fair are off the table
I got the feeling that the Pegasus particularly wanted to bed the paladin
Hell yeah brother
No no, not bed, MOUNT
@@Nilani he said "bed maidens none".
The first episode introduced Kevin drinking milk while wearing a chastity belt. This video explains his plight.
I had to promise to do the opposite things to ride my friend's mule.
Ngl that's kinda lame. I expected you to do that for riding a bicorn
Compa Mexicano? 🫏
@@user-ee6lk1pb6w That's a load of bull.
😂😂😂
When he blinks at the pegasus in 1:59, the subtitles say “Slowly blinks as rage intensifies”. 😂
I thought they were auto generated lmao
@@baldeagle1171 Sometime they are autogenerated, but sometimes the authors also write it themselves.
You can see both in the cc selection.
I got the analogy of a "nice guy" and amping to please females! simping endlessly but the bad boy got to mount her 😂 poetic
the "i give it out to passerby's but youll have to wait and put a ring on it" vibe 😂
"Only the purest may mount me."
Quite an oxymoron.
Just when I thought it was over, our Hero swoops in and grabs his prize.
One of my favorite creatures posting, love to see it.
Meant to say creators, but this works too.
You know. When the barbarian ran up behind the pegasus, I feared he was about to ride it in a different way.
2:32 Papa Meat?!
A unicorn has a horn. a Pegasus has wings. An Alicorn has both.
Finally someone pointed this out
Was looking for this comment before I made it myself.
Times like this make me realise that not everyone is as into fantasy (being a huge nerd) as we are.
@@MisanthropicOcellus not into fantasy but I know alicorns because of MLP
What if I suggested to you that what you saw to be a horn may not have been?
Let’s be honest, if the Knight was willing to make such vows for a quick ride, makes him no better than the Pegasus.
That's an oddly veiny horn, he's got there
I lost my s**t when the barbarian jumped out. There was no way that could have ended better.
Well belive it or not i May think we Dodged a bullet there !
That slap sold it. I held my laughs the entire time but couldn't with that added detail.
Wait a ducking minute!?!? Is this the chivalrous paladin origins?!?!
It is indeed
@@DungeonSoup lol and here I thought he was just a really good guy🥲
@@mysteriousmister.e3209isn't he a good guy?
@@RediTtora he is now, but this shows that he took on all those oaths just to ride the Pegasus and he even hesitated at some of the oaths instead saying yes right off the bat, like a good paladin would😢
@@mysteriousmister.e3209 well to begin with so I mean the things the Pegasus demanded aren't necessarily good, just because they said they were
This is a prequel to the paladin's first video, oh my god. The chastity belt gets put on him here! The lore is insane!
I get the feeling the pegasus is an allegory for those fair maidens and the barbarian is your old friend chad that's already on his 3rd pegasus that day
Pegasus might need some purity too 💀
1:49 I always knew pegasus had fingers!
That's why you make the one seeking purity to make an oath of fair falling, that if they should fail to keep pure the oath maker, must equally fall with them.
Debauchery be thy horse's name!
NAH THIS IS ACTUALLY SUCH A GOOD IDEA FOR A DND CHARACTER-
absolutely hilarious, amazing animation
Barbarian strikes again!
Well, I do believe there's folklore of unicorns gore-ing pure maidens, or that was a recent invention.
Horse looked like it was gonna stab that knight. Barbarian defo saved him.
Pegasus chastity belt, one of an oath. Being an Oathbreaker paladin looking pretty good about now.
I bet that belt doesn’t reach all the way back. There are ways of losing one’s virginity u know… the Pegasus obviously knows! 🦄
published 33 seconds ago and on my YT front page - niceeeee
I just noticed that the Pegasus horn was bulging at the end there lmaoo
Voicing the pegasus must be fun af
That ending caught me so off guard lol, the Paladin and Barbarian would make an interesting team!
It's impossible to overstate how important it is to change your settings to 0.25 playback speed and then go to 2:42
And one more time, the Barbarian out of nowhere does it again, imposing his bravado and gigachad demeanor...
My wife is crying here laughing with that ending, great job guys, keep going
Glad you guys liked it!
2:12 *Knowingly stares*
The pegasus/unicorn may not be a carnivore but i know a predator when i see one. The barbarian was slaying another monster.
Pegasus mount DONE
Probably a few more vidjas before we get mermaid mount.
i can't wait for the goblin centipede video
Love the way you say "Mount Mayy"
@@0ffendingeverybody I watched ur video about childhood. And I gotta say, if you REALLY wanna offend everybody;
Do a video about early to current Mormon polygamy, get ALL the facts right, and then sprinkle it with bad takes to piss off the few people either too apathetic or justice boned to care about all the shocking stuff you shared.
And I say that as a guy who thinks the only thing Joseph Smith Jr. even possibly did wrong regarding polygamy, was going behind Emma's back. I'm someone who thinks Abraham, Jacob/Israel, Brigham Young, and Russell M. Nelson are based. I think that Warren Jeff's is gross.
And I have pissed off very nearly everyone by unironically claiming God has a polygamous marriage to the virgin Mary. Kek.
Male perspective of modern dating 101, chad the barbarian scores the unconditional pass.😂
that was one solid build-up: almost 3 minutes for a 3 seconds of punch-line (or should I say slap-line?).
2:26 wait how is bro supposed to piss now 💀
Peeing isn't the same as jerking off...
Pissing isn't pure.
Not surprising that a Barbarian would ride a Pegasus non consensually 💀
The barbarian debatably the most pure one here, made no empty promises and just wanted to ride the pretty pony.
-ignore the 3 slaps.-
I literally just rewatched all your animations like a day ago and now I’m blessed with this brand new masterpiece.
That's a perfect allegory for modern-day relationships😂😂😂
The nice guy does everything to get his ride, only to get screwed by the bad guy who just takes what he wants.