New orange glitter trap envelope. Add our cards inside for more punch.

[@IsDefinitelyHuman]

Glitter on opening, glitter inside the card itself.
Classic.

[@IamCoalfoot]

Devious. Now put the _real_ glitter in it, the microscopic stuff that gets everywhere and _never leaves._

[@jokergreeting]

Ah, the war of large vs small. I have no plans to use small glitter.

[@ayyster]

@@jokergreetingwhy not

[@jokergreeting]

@@ayyster a few reasons. Overall microglitter sucks for me, and you, and recipient. And the warehouse. And manufacturing. It’s terrible.

[@Mr.Canyonz]

That’s cool 😊

[@jess13133]

So just cut the bottom.

[@achmodinivswe9500]

Evil

[@susulinn7027]

No

[@user-hg7td2fg1t]

Not funny. Glitter will stay in your house forever. Clings to everything, and you'll find it everywhere. Socks, beds, you name it.

[@jokergreeting]

It’s large glitter. It’s a mess but you can clean it. (And for all those who care it is cellulose and breaks down)