"stop showing them your hoohas!"
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- Опубліковано 14 кві 2024
- Nick, Malena and Cyr with another episode of fine dining!
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The waiter was so classy
The food does probably cost as much as some peoples rent to be fair
Its his job. Dude probably ripped a fat fart and called the cooks pussies as soon as he walked into the kitchen
david guetta
Cyr is always my favorite guest.
Random = Funny?
they find being a tryhard funny now
Cyr is funny like 1 out of every 100 attempts.
@@BugattiBoy01yes
@@Justin-nq6kf Agreed
i dont know why but Cyr really rock this Mafia/ Rockstar Style.
lean build helps
Who asked?
mafia...?
Mafia are those Italian people right? They are scared of
Irish people?
@@reign80they are the top of the criminal chain 😂
“i don’t think she can come to the next episode” was such a good joke i wasn’t expecting 😂
Malena's banter has gotten so much better. Unban? 😂
God damn Malena looks fine
Its moments like this that makes it hella clear the "Malena hates Nick" act is just that - an act.
I think she hates him some times, but loves him everytime or almost
I feel like they recently hit some couples therapy. It used to feel true, but now it does look like an act.
If it hasn’t been obvious to people from the start they haven’t been watching.
I wonder when people will realize in long term relationships there will be a stage where you can’t stand your partner. But it’s the fact you wanna spend your life with them that’ll get you through it or break the relationship.
@@joebk44IMO unhealthy relationships can’t stand each other.
Healthy relationships can’t stand their circumstances, which is an obstacle that they reach together at stages in the relationship or personal hurdles that either may face individually at any given time
That waiter sounds like Will combined with Austin.
Shout out to Malenas mom!!
Nick and malena is easily the best couple on the internet. I always come home from a hard day and turn on Nmplol's channel
"There is nothing that can go wrong." lol
Cyr knows all about them schoolgirl skirts...
He probably does
Malena is gonna make nick sleep with one eye open
Loving the fine dining videos
Just when I thought we'd see Nick and Malena on an Alveus stream, I'm watching their mouths water while the waiter describes how the small cows are massaged and fed sake before they are butchered lol
Maya never preaches for veganism but she does preach ethically sourced meat. These cows that they’re eating lived a better life than most humans
Contrary to all the myth and legends, wagyu doesnt actually get massaged or fed sake or classical music or anything.
Its purely their feed diet and breed
🤓☝️ moment
As a chef and a foodie. I concur with your statement.🤓
Loving this fine dining arc
It's Malena and Cyr with their Ipad kid!
true a5 wagyu truly hits different.. throw some sea salt on there and mmmm slaps best when you cook it on a hot rock thinly sliced to rly hit the marbling and melt that fat per piece to med rare
What is wrong with you?
I can't even . . . Smh
@@crashman2062 a lot fam
Idk if Austin has any Michelin star restaurants. They should really go to a 1 or 2 star restaurant if they can :)
Ye has so much influence shi is wild
yea
honestly thought the waiter was will neff
as a foodie i love this new show
Vietnam is a great place to travel. Good choice.
world tour would be cool
If you literally became a food travel streamer. I would not miss a second of the stream. Please Please do this
Enjoying this content, if you ever want to dine in some Luxury / Michelin restaurants in the UK reach out!~
1st pogo moment over 8 mins in? Is Nick starting to grown up??
I thought the waiter was Will Neff lmao
Its our show- i liked that
They dont massage the cow!
I'd like to hear Malena's thoughts on the seafood dishes.
She’s Norwegian, her family literally has a tiny boat to fish on straight from the ocean.
it has been kinda cool to see their come up ya know?
NPC comment..
@@DoYouSmokeKushhow
no malonki pls don't stop
For high grade wagyu you should have it medium. You really want to render that fat to get that flavour out of it. At medium rare it doesn't taste that much different from a high quality steak.
Okay
11:09 Don't let Nick cook ever again
he ordered a5 medium
Okay? his money and his stomach.
@@DoYouSmokeKush cringe stoner takes
What place serves coffee before the meal tho... Other than. This well done guys
Cyr is funny like 1 out of every 100 attempts.
That nick always have his hands under the table triggers me hard 😂😅
i love the fine dinning thing , old nick would have never done these types of streams and wouldn't have tried all these different foods ever.
Watching their faces gives me 2018, living in my bro’s basement with and his now divorced wife vibes.
showcase the food more!
Nick is done with Melana he's just not carrying the weight of insecurity anymore.
Cyr is superchill
Malena was so tolerable here. Refreshing to see 👍
Oh Nick your pretty/smart thing was so dumb 😂 love this series though. You SHOULD take it on the road. 👍
nick is gettinng chuncky again
Dafug is wagu. Is that kiddy speak for Ragú?
I'm simping so hard to malena right now. I hate it :(
I mean her fox isn't that far off lol
medium waygu noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
I WISHHHHHHH ugh
more of this i love Nick and crew fine dinning
Why does this look like Cyr + Malena are taking their adopted son out? Does Nick have a short chair or something
Nick Alina Habba'd Malena? It must be love.
Become smart is really important then being such good looking and pretty for me. 11:05
Are they going to a funeral?
go visit moist in florida
Naaaah why'd his barber skew his fucking hairline, this is fucked 😭
He picked at that uneven spot when he was a child until it never grew back again
He got medium...
Please more gym videos
Malena's Mom should tell her get off the nicotine
Nothing wrong with nicotine
@@g32k there is plenty wrong with nicotine bud
yeah, malena's addiction will eventually make her return to smoking..
@@tdbplays it can be addictive but that’s it.
@@g32k do some research because you are very wrong
I almost hit the like button, but then didn’t.
wait, you CAN drink and drive in texas?
Yo lemme get this straight. Nick was 18 years old when he starting dating malena (flew her to the US or whatever) while malena was 12?? I'm hella confused how this is normal. Or is it something people have chosen to ignore because they are happy now? (That too is kinda weird but yeah).
😂
They're trolling, Malena was 17 about to be 18 and Nick was 22 when they first met.
@@CramerOGalso good to mention the legal age of consent in texas is 17. Apex predator not a real predator
Cyr with nick is bis
What did malena take out of her mouth and put it into that case or whatever it is @8:38
snus i think
yeah zyns most likely shes been having them since getting back from norway lol@@alinarejo2344
@@Kidswisherrthey don’t zyn in norway thats an American thing. They snus. It’s a tobacco pouch instead of a nicotine zyn pouch. A very scandinavian thing.
🤓☝️ moment
Melana is wife goals 100%, no disrespect to Nick 😇😘
Orange thumbnail
3rd, maybe?
literally not a hooha LMFAO
2nd
nice
Instant click
Melania is so hoot.
Orange
Third
I never realized how slanted his hairline was until now, did it look better when he got the cut?
No. It has always been like that. He said he picked at it when he was a kid and it never grew back
Malena has multiple hoohaws.
Side by side or over under?
OMG so cheap with those horse pictures on the wall:))))
8:37 Damn, that's attractive.
click bait 😢
Malena is soo pretty
0:35 malena wouldn't be a dog she'd be a cat
Attractive Nick pisses me off.
Same nick but he just has a different look. Jonah hill effect
This is my favorite scripted stream. Love the exaggerated reactions and fake fights. Keep up the entertainment
What an unnecessary comment lol, touch some grass.
@@Nikolai508 What?
Is this real?
Mid
NMP wears purple crocs
Why are Americans pronouncing wagyu as wagoo? wth 🥴
Cause it’s not an english word? Why is this a question?
@@loveforchickennuggets6412 yeah and it's not pronounced "wagoo" in Japanese, it's literally pronounced as it's spelled, wagyu. Even if it was an English word, you'd still read it "wagyu", so it doesn't make any sense.
Is that Perry's Steakhouse? That place is great
Both Nick and Malenia glew up this year. Nick just needs to wither push his hairlone back or get a hair transplant cause that thing is vile
*glowed up
@@Lorenzo_Luccii dont think they are growned up yet
Based return to Christianity by Malena?
If your girl calls you a b. You are not the man in the relationship 😂. My homie is in a situation like this lol
Can’t even banter with your S/O? That’s not a real relationship she’s just there to be your mommy serving you milk.
866 views in 7 mins, you really fell off 😂
gosh you troll bots are annoying
First i guess
No one ever cares
You obviously are super jealous that I got to comment on a nmplol video before u could
oh now I get it now, hes with her bec shes special ed, thats so nice of nick
It was nice hearing all the stories and banter, but there was food on the screen for less than half the video. meh...
Worst intro in YT history.
HOW EMBARRASSING the massage cows thing is bolony. You want the T now farm is massaging or playing Mossart to their cows another myth.
the fawk are you on gang😭😭⁉️
If I was that waiter I'd be embarrassed to say that. It's lies, marketing fluff, capital degeneracy. No one is massaging fucking cows