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Hahahaha I was the car sleeper. One time I slept through PT entirely. I was the first one there, went to catch a couple extra minutes, and the next thing I knew someone was knocking on my window saying "hey, PT is over, we all decided to just let you sleep", which was pretty fuckin awesome.
That happened to me on my Ship where we had welldeck ops and I was averaging 3-4 hours of sleep a night due to watch standing and a constant influx of marines doing amphibious ops on and off the ship so I grabbed a lifejacket (kpoc) and slept on it and for the rest of the working day I was left alone.
What would Jocko say?
@@shelbynihiser9345 pretty much he'll die if he saw him
And you would have so much extra duty
@@shelbynihiser9345 Jock would be a meathead and say some shit like "Running on 30 minutes of sleep after a 12 hour shift? GOOD. I LOVE IT."
Ironically watching this in my car before pt
Ian Sanchez you were just trying to make light of the suckage of your situation with some good laughs. It's perfectly understandable man
@@thedarkknight646 Getting shipped soon.. really nervous. I'm a certified-EMT and decided to be a 68W.
Miracles don’t die i guess. I seen those videos of soldiers getting hit by a bullet and quickly bleeding to death while they slowly get more and more confused and blind to their surroundings as they die.
Ousarlxs Fjsbvbg I’m very familiar w/ the 68W as my dad was one for 13 years. He’s told me many disturbing stories about his tours. But I’ve been prepared with that duty for a little while now. If I die while doing my duty, then I guess I’m dying as a 68 Whiskey haha.
Ousarlxs Fjsbvbg 😂damn man could’ve picked better wording
Jarhead here. Had a Master Sergeant who would light up a huge stogie and ran the 3 miles in 18 minutes looking like an old west steam engine and everyone behind him was gagging the whole way.
idpguruffs 😂
The spirit of Chesty Puller possessed him in that run, aided by the guidance of General Mattis
I have to admit that sounds pretty fucking bad ass on his part lol
My old top was one if those spoke drank coffee then led the run
😂😂😂🤣
The E-4 that is so drunk he doesn’t remember how he actually got to formation.
I was in a few formations where we all kind of leaned on each other for support.
E-4 Mafia.😂
Been there
i was so drunk one time i was still in my car sleep from the night before then woke up and saw it was close to formation time and went in my civilian clothes standing off balance, eyes closed without one fuck given ...knowing i was about to catch the intense heat......those were crazy times...2004-2009
@@Bxwaveprince what happened after?
"But sarge??" Will never not be funny. 😂😂
I can't hear that without laughing.. hahaha
Greg Eccleston neither will shut the fuck up pog
SOOO TRUUEE I'm not even a soldier and it cracks me up...BUT SAAAaaaaaarrgee
Greg Eccleston lmfao ik man his dude funny af! check out his recruiting video!😂😂
I want that as a notification bell when i get a text
Push-ups, sit-ups, pull-ups, crunches, give me a hundred of those every morning, but please God. No running.
Si senior. Si.
get some cardio noob
Running is great i run 6 miles before pt starts everyday
caleb window Then you’re probably the LT that everyone hates.
@@Sheridan2LT get some muscle
When I hear we're going on a 3+ mile run.
"Cross country is wasted on me! We dwarves are natural sprinters, very dangerous over short distances..."
If only I could use this
Here, take my like
My Captain (navy) decided that it would be a fun idea to force the entire crew, minus watch standers, to run 8 miles around the perimeter of base (technically a repair outpost and it was a two lap run). The first time around was in formation and the second was at own pace.
That's how we found out he was trying to push a shipwide half-marathon event. Because, since he loves to run, everyone loves to run. It was the moment I became a dirtbag. Also, that's how I learned that more than half of the upper CoC were just yes men to their higher ups. Got a plan that goes against navy policy? Better ignore it. That ship made me want to just get out asap.
As a runner myself, being too tall is not efficient for long distance running, too much wind drag and weight. Glad I'm 5'10
@@jeffreyrodriguez7298 Doable while you're young and your knees can take it. I've always been 6' around 210 lbs, when I was 17 it didn't matter how much I ran, never was a problem, now at 30 my joints get stressed from too much running. Especially since I've put on like 30 lbs too.
I would show up and have to change in the car.
Platoon sgt: "Fall in"
Squad Leader: "you been drinking again"
Me: "only last night, a few beers this morning to chase away the headache"
Platoon sgt: "don't worry bout that sarrent we gonna run that right out you"
Me: "how'd he hear us"
Everyone: "you arent whispering and you smell like vodka"
Buhaha you weren't whispering I'm so dead. Coughing and laughing. Omg and you smell like vodka that's funny shit.
haHA fucking glorious
I always took a pair of aspirin and drank two glasses of water and a gatorade before sacking out, I'd wake up still drunk but zero hangover or nausea. I knew I was still drunk, everyone in the platoon knew I was still drunk, first-shirt knew I was still drunk...but I never fell out so I think I got away with it in anticipation of the one time I wouldn't. Day never came.
E-4 is not a rank.......it’s a lifestyle.
Update: for all you pay grade people, I say E4 because that’s the universal way to identify the rank without calling it the specific name of each branch. Missed the joke if you have to point that out.
HOOOOOAH!!!
Lol
amen brother.. This sham shield protects me from all bullshit
E-4 Mafia, ninja.
Its a Cult lol
You forgot the guy who is way too excited to be there and PT is life.... but that last one lol.
LIFE
PT is life
pog boot
And "Hoah " was everything coming out of their mouths.
Same
I’m the guy who says to all my friends “I swear to fucking god I’m not going to PT tomorrow.” “I promise you won’t see me in formation”... and then the next morning I’m calling cadence.
That was me too bro lol
"I'm right on time, Sarge!"
"What's the time?"
"1900 Sarge!"
"What time is on time?"
"...1900, Sarge?"
"NO, TO BE ON TIME IS TEN MINUTES BEFORE! WE START AT 1900! GIMME 50 PUSH UPS AND DON'T LEMME CATCH YOU SLACKING OR YOU'LL BE RUNNING SEVERAL BLOCKS!"
"...but Sarge...?!"
15 min is best rule
Howdy my high school lacrosse coach wanted us to be 15 min early to being 15 minutes early.
@@howardbaxter2514 yes
10? More like 15 or 30 mins before lol
1900 PT? You on night shift or something?
"Wake yo Milk Dud head ass up!" 😂😂
La Haus hehehehehe
The I hate my life guy should be everyone. Who the fuck wants to do PT in the morning when you're not a morning person?
ikr but we all make through it. blood, sweat, tears and all lol
RIGHT !
Mostly sweat and tears though
Louie Stai
Factz lol
Ironically watching this while I’m having a smoke and Red Bull before PT. Cause I just finished my pre workout crayon snorting.
Rainbow boogers are the best lol
ya forgot the "walking to formation soldier who is still both drunk and sleep"
Still wondering why we are forced to wake up at 5 am to be at formation by 5:45 to wait till 0615 to for up for the 0630 accountability formation. Army sense
DC vs Marvel "hurry up and wait"
DC vs Marvel Weak arse pog.I woke up at 5 everyday when I was in High School.No offense
+DC vs Marvel ... Nah Battle ... try 0345 wakeup, to show 15 min prior for 0500 PT.
abie pratama I did too but now that I do it for a job it's different
abie pratama
I'm doing that right now.
On weekends I get up at 5 for wrestling meets/tournaments that last most of the day as well. It's a good time.
Sundays are lit though, no practice, meets, etc.
Oh man. Funny. I think I experienced over half of those personas at least once during my time in the Army. I think I'm more of the "Hate my Life" type.
Bro i was definitely the hate my life guy for pt
hahaha ive been a gym rat for the last 15 years but somehow I was ALWAYS the "i hate my life" guy during morning pt.
MrMaacin05 Because PT fucking sucked didn't get a good workout usually just got injured from slow ass bouncing up and down in place running.
Four years Marines. Morning PT be the "I Hate My Life" Get out and join the Michigan National Guard still "Hate My Life" but I wouldn't have it any other way.
BEER-N-BBQ by Larry lmfao this dude funny af have u seen his recruiting video? that shit gets me every time 😂😂😂
The “irresponsible guy” is ironically the most responsible one. Atleast he doesn’t call in “sick”
Nah, the "I hate my life" guy is the most responsible.
You forgot The Warrant Officer. During formation time it usually involves some Lieutenant asking "Where is Chief?"
He is like the elusive Sasquatch.
Captain tells the Lieutenant to STFU, Chief is doing important work
Our Chief never came to PT formation . . . except one day . . . about halfway through some push-ups and he was already yakking.
I'm the E-4. lol Only on nights were I have to be up early the next day do I decide to do all kinds of nonsense.
Aaron Paul Ibarrola what does it mean E-4 ?
S a n d s Fuck all that. I don't get payed enough to care like that. lol
Dion E-4 is your pay grade or rank. Most E-4's are old enough to drink now but still a low enough rank to not know how to be responsible enough.
Aaron Paul Ibarrola thanks
Dion to be clear, the ranks Nguyen is going off of the Army's ranks when he was piggy backing because the second E-4 Specialist (SPC) rank doesn't exist in any other branch.
“Hi sarge.” *coughs excessively*
*says calmly* “yeah im sick”
Im ded lol
Hey you guys seceding from the Union or what?
@@Patriotsounds No
The epitomy of shamming in the morning #disappearingact
Being a 92G R&U for my DFAC was a lifesaver. I would always work first shift 0430-1300 Monday-Thursday then work either Friday, Saturday, or Sunday. Even if I didn't work Friday, I would still show up at the DFAC and work from 0430-0730 then leave for the rest of the day. Still passed my PT tests.
When they tell you to downgrade for a 3 mile run in 10° weather, you become the "I hate life guy" lol.
"But Sarge..."
All of these characters can be seen working at an Amazon Fulfillment center during breaks/lunch. Especially the smoker/energy drink junky, hate my life, and car sleeper.
I did some time at my local Amazon Warehouse. One morning right before clock in as the 3 minute warning bell went off I said "Semper Fi Mother Fuckers" and they all busted out laughing. Its really a shitty job that will crush both your body and soul and its where overachievers go to die.
Yes yes and more yes
I was the i hate my life at amazon. So many sleepers during peak
Forgetting the “cheese dick” kissing his/her boss ass
Aw man, I was a stower during peak season one year and saw so many sleepers. Bitches would always take VTO everytime it was offered, then they bitched about their checks
20 year retired USMC MSgt, I was always the car sleeper up until the exact moment PT was about to begin, don't think I ever called in sick for it, definetly showed up hungover and possibly still intoxicated a few times when I was younger, couldn't sleep a few nights when I knew my marathon running Gunnery Sergeant was running PT, and always had to take a poop five minutes before and find a port a john
The E-4 is very very accurate lol
Air Force here. I dont quite understand this video. Muahahahaha
This is what them crayon eaters in the peasant branches do. -USAF vet
@@Bob-bi4sm An Army guy stole your girl, didn't he?
CHAIR FORCE*
@@dirkziegler3 it would likely be the other way around
@@EpicMinecraftFail 😂😂🤣🤣🤣 in 19 years I haven't seen it go the way you're talking about
The moment I hear PT, I cringe. Running and me don't work. I seen out of shape men and women run better than me lol.
Blitzkrieg Toast lol I run alot, some people are just natural runners is all I mean.
vallo220 yet some of us just suck at running, or have bad joint genetics(shitty knees)
I hear you on that! I can ruck all day, do my push-ups, sit-ups... pretty much any else except running. Fuck that jazz!
vallo220 for me I just don’t like waking up early
vallo220 YEESS YO SAME DUDE! I fuckin hate running, I smoke, but I couldn't run to save my life beforehand... FML, but everything else, pushing, sit ups, weight lifting, bodyweight exercises. No problem.
"WAKE YO MILK DUD HEADASS UP" I'm dead
I hated waking up everyday for it but my philosophy was "If i'm already up this early, I might as well get something from it" always maxed my PT test as result of that mindset
"Sick call ranger, sick call Ranger where have you been? I've been around that hill and back again! Sick call Ranger sick call Ranger how did you go? On a pair of crutches, really slow!"
Wortem sick Call ranger sick call ranger what did you do? I ruined training for me and you! XD
I gotta admit I've seen to many of the smoker and smash a monster Airmen. crazy thing is they those are the ones that usually destory the PT session. Got the PTL looking all confused and shit when they zip around the track in 8 minutes flat.
How is it possible? I mean shouldn't they have less lung capacity do to them smoking. I just can't understand how they can be so good at running but they smoke.
If you do enough running you will build stamina and be better at it
Stay fit gentlemen
thats me i smoke and just do dumb shit but im the second fittest cadet at my unit
Smoking and energy drinks increase your heart rate so you don’t even have to warm up before a run
LOL this is exactly like the Fire Department. Sooo hilarious and true! Im the "I hate my life" guy. That shit made me laugh so hard!
0:53 is my favorite. The way he says pog make me laugh every time
The E4 hahaha
Lmao! Yup.
Nothin like dudes drinking a _fifth_ on a _Sunday Night._ You know we're running, c'mon man...
That brings back a blurry memory or two, LOL.
@@SynerG4ce unless it's a PRT the next day who cares?
Reminds me of the Corps. I was the dude smoking before a 5 mile run, and after.
deharleyva lmaoooo
Cool Breeze CRACKHEADS
When I was in the Army we'd run 4 or 5 miles, have formation, then when we finally got released, first thing we did was stand outside the barracks with a cigarette and a redbull. Those were the days.
YES
This was common. I never smoked while in the army but i distinctly remember smokers killing it during runs. Weirdest thing
I've been all of these at different points in my service....This is DEADLY accurate!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Got out as E-4 in the Marine Corps, got out as E-4 in Army. They were pressureing me so hard to pick up SGT in the Army. I stalled and then they said I didn't have enough time left in, I had more time in than my Staff SGT and had two combat deployments. No other E-4 had one.
God I got a PT test Saturday. Couldn't have timed this any better. lmao
(Definitely the "I hate my life" guy.)
Wake up and lay there thinking "I fucking hate this" then you're Putting on your PT gear throwing air punches. Then you drag your feet fast paced out the door while you think "Fuck this shit. Why do I even have to go" with the meanest frown.
I'm definitely the hate my life guy push up and sit up are easy as shit but I can't run for shit on the 2 mile
“The E-4,” got me in the feels.
Even though I'm still new to the Army and just completed AIT, we did have a few reclass E-4s that I was cool with who would train with us at the schoolhouse and PT.
I have never seen a more accurate depiction of them than in this video. 😂
I was the Car Sleeper/E-4 Drunk
im irresponsible drunk lol
I was the, Id rather be deployed getting shot at again than be in garrison doing PT e-4 drunk.
i got out as a SSGT i remember when i was a CPL a buddy of mine got out the next day we were up all night getting shitfaced we all showed up to morning PT obviously shithoused drunk my SSGT at the time looked at all of us and said "yea i kinda figured.... fuck PT this morning go get some sleep" cool dude still keep in touch with him.
lmfao
Same 2
I remember those days. I just showed up. Do my PT and go.
Then they let me give PT one day. 😁 Best day ever.
I got they ass now 😂😂😂😂
I'm a mix of Irresponsible and I Hate My Life every time I wake up in the morning for PT. I have to argue with myself to get out of bed and go to PT because I just know I can't come up with a good enough excuse not to show up.
"But sarge!" Hahaha, I love your videos man, keep them coming! 😂🇺🇸
I was the I hate my life guy
Same. I would constantly look at my watch in the morning realized what time it was and just start banging my hand on s*** throwing s*** around saying s*** like what the f*** am I doing this for LOL
@chris L beet
@@ChromeTecNina It's UA-cam...you can say bad words without getting a spanking.
Same
The E4 is very accurate and can confirm lmfao!
Smoker and energy drink guy right here, but still ran A-group with sub-6min. mile 😉
bring back memories, always got that the PT the he'll out of you and than want you to go to work.
Definitely "Hate my life type" LOL
I swear that 'But Saaaarge' just never gets old.
E4 with all the red bulls, I was that guy 🤣.
I was number when I was working a armed security guard job 60 plus hours a week plus trying to stay in shape. That shit sucked
E4 / The Smoker
its been years and shit is still funny. Man what an experience the Army was.
The E-4...I can’t 😂😂😂
lmfao, "but sarge" and the damned POG jokes kill me.
Vodka the night before and still got through it back in the day👍🏾
0:20 im not even in any armed forces, that guy is already me
The Car Sleeper...I laughed way too hard at him hearing the cadence while he’s still asleep lol. That’s when you know you fkd up
I'm the "I hate my life" guy. Especially when a PT test rolled around.
"..but sarge" always gets me hahaha
Great memories!! E4 for life!! Lol
I was an E-3 in the danish army, and I was a disgrace honestly, but the E-4 is spot on! Bravo love your channel Yusha Thomas
i press snooze sooooo many times. I'm the "I hate my life" girl.
I’m definitely the I hate my life guy that’s why I got out
Yo, the hungover E-4 real, also "STFU POG" 😂🤣
This never stops being funny lmfao
Late but the Song being played at the Sick Call Ranger is theophilus london ft kanye west can't stop
THANK YOU!!!!!!!!
TANKS YOUUU
Would you by chance happen to know the name of the track for the smoker energy drink one. I know it's an older track I just can't put my finger on the band or track. I want to say it's rolling stones but who knows.
+AJ Bello That's Fortunate Son by CCR
You are a hero thank you I would have never found it!
Full disclosure: I was the car sleeper. Lmao.
Hell yeah. Those 2-5 minutes makes a big difference! LoL
E-4 was on point
Yes the E4 mafia is a lifestyle and lifesaver. After a duty shift my friends dared me another guy to take shots of 151 before pt..I was good for a while but when that running starts it was whole different game..
Hey, just rewatching this vid and saw that you hit 50k subs on the dot! Hooah!
Love how the e-4 was its own category. Lmao
That was me...the E-4...did a 5 mile company run on 2 hours of sleep after spending the evening with some Vietnam veterans at a bar, they had drinks coming all night...I was numb during the whole run.
To funny lmao . I remember being stationed at MCBH as an E/4 and came straight from the club and scored high on my PFT but soon after the intense vomiting sobered me right up
When I was an E-4 we were doing a formation run and the commander came out to run with us for motivation. I was usually one of the faster guys but I drank a bit too much the night before and I was hungover like a mf and as the commander was running up and down the line checking on the troops I leaned over and puked in the grass. He said "Long are you drunk?" and I said "No sir! Just had some bad chicken". He told me to carry on but then I got sent to alcohol counseling a few days later.
Didn’t know how well we had it. I’d love to get paid to go to the gym now that I’m a civilian.
Definitely the I hate my life guy 😂😂
Haha I was always excited about 12 Mile Ruck march cause we get day off for finishing under 3 hours .
“WAKE YO MILK DUD HEADASS UP”
Every platoon had one sick call ranger.
E4 was me all the way, showing up last minute to the B’s scrubbing stripper glitter off of me while everyone else was heading to be 15 min early to the 15 min early formation.
Thanks for a good laugh I see things haven't changed much I was in 87 to 93 no energy drinks then but was definitely choking down a smoke
No lie, the cigarette and energy drink guy is killing everyone in the run!
I'm a combo of I hate my life, smoker/energy drink junkie, and car sleeper lol
I can confirm that it is like this. I've had one guy throw up all over the carpet then pop out of the office to go take a smoke
The E 4 is so true lol. I can neither verify or deny membership in the e4 mafia lol
"Set my alarm go 2 minutes, fuck that".
Love the videos I was the e4 and the smoker and energy drink junky
I overslept several times when I was on active duty. One morning we has came back from the club 20 mins before PT started! Other mornings I would walk to PT super tired and sleepy asking myself "Where did I go wrong in life? How did I end up here?" Lol
Hard work work! You know when you hear those chants you late af
Omg hahahaha hahahahah "But sarge"
I was the 'hate my life' until I drank my energy drink. Then I was the energy drink junkie
The E-4 is spot on!!!!
So funny how E-4 is steady partying out lmaooo shit is hilarious
Wouldn't you get kicked out if u missed pt and by the way thank you for your service
josh jacobus no they just put you on extra duty and a counseling statement most times
srtjones08 I ain't takin no damn chance
I know when I was in the Army some of use who stayed out late would go to PT formation. We do the push ups and sit ups. Then when it came time for the run some of use would fall out and go to the barracks.
Man I missed one day of PT and first sarn got on my ass!! My buddies at my unit at least covered for my ass that day and said told our sergeant I was just late haha. Never missed a day again!
Not at all dude, not the first couple times. The most you would get is a counseling for the first offense, do it again and it’s likely to be an Article 15 with extra duty. Keep doing it after that then it’s more Article 15’s until they kick you out after the third Article. Another words you have to do it like 3-4 times in a given period of time before they’d chapter you. Still nothing that I would recommend at all, be the best soldier you can be. Even if it takes multiple times to be thrown out, it only takes one or twice to be labeled a shitbag and face social repercussions from your battles and NCO’s.