Today Show Funny Bits Part 50. The Very Best of Today Show!

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  • @Will-Xaru
    @Will-Xaru 9 років тому +324

    They are like Anchorman in real life. The silliest news channel ever. I love that they're honest and don't bullshit their audience like all the other news channels in the world do.

  • @cakeman58
    @cakeman58 10 років тому +334

    Karl's "can you make me one with everything" has to be the all-time best lost in translation joke. And his how good are the cookies there gag was second to none. Best host ever!

    • @davidwilliams4837
      @davidwilliams4837 5 років тому +2

      Epic. I wish we had news teams like this in the States.

  • @conniethompson6976
    @conniethompson6976 5 років тому +133

    "Whacking him off at a distance"..😒😏Those damn Australians are freakin' hilarious😂🤣😂

  • @mosabhijazi671
    @mosabhijazi671 6 років тому +66

    Australian today show is incredible i wish we have something like this in Canada , Love you Aussies !

  • @JessT23
    @JessT23 5 років тому +85

    0:56 "Is that why they call it 'Butt-cheese-mite', Stevie? You been with the boss again?" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @soteriaess610
      @soteriaess610 4 роки тому

      Jess Turner 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @bighuge1060
      @bighuge1060 4 роки тому

      I thought he said "Butt-cheese monster". I'm guessing it all conjures up the same sick but funny thought.

    • @JessT23
      @JessT23 4 роки тому

      @@bighuge1060 They are taste-testing Cheesy-mite 😂

  • @SeanKL107
    @SeanKL107 7 років тому +496

    You Aussies know how to do morning news

    • @Rezinstance
      @Rezinstance 6 років тому +19

      As long as it pertains to anything but the news itself, yes. lol

    • @aussieaussieaussie9438
      @aussieaussieaussie9438 5 років тому +13

      It was all Carl! We loved him but the politically correct losers got rid of him.
      Carl, if you see this; you're a legend mate.

    • @MrBiggiefuckinsmalls
      @MrBiggiefuckinsmalls 5 років тому +5

      @@aussieaussieaussie9438 karl still presents the show?

    • @AbiNomac
      @AbiNomac 4 роки тому +11

      Aussie Aussie Aussie - Karl is back on the show now. It wouldn’t be The Today Show without him and Ch 9 knew it. Welcome back Karl!

    • @zombiehunter1152
      @zombiehunter1152 4 роки тому

      Abi Nor-Mac ratings dropped without him that’s why he’s back.

  • @aaronshruby2915
    @aaronshruby2915 4 роки тому +33

    "Better him than me!" That was his son 😲🤣😲🤣

  • @doesntmatter9809
    @doesntmatter9809 5 років тому +52

    Georgie has the best facial expressions.

  • @SailorCookieMafia
    @SailorCookieMafia 9 років тому +135

    Omg they're so fucking unprofessional and I love it!

  • @footballgeorgiebest
    @footballgeorgiebest 5 років тому +65

    That’s looks like the best breakfast show in the world. Wish we had you guys in the UK.

    • @mrk.dilkington
      @mrk.dilkington 5 років тому +3

      Agreed, be so much better than the humourless, frightened to say anything bullshit we have now.

  • @WeComeFromALandDownUnder
    @WeComeFromALandDownUnder 5 років тому +19

    We Aussies have an awesome sense of humour that many from around the world once found hard to understand.
    It's great to see the world now laughing along with us.
    I wouldn't change being an Aussie for anything'!🇦🇺💖

  • @taco8895
    @taco8895 5 років тому +39

    “ I’d wanna be standing back and wracking them off from a distance” 💀 😂

  • @addos999
    @addos999 10 років тому +42

    karl and stevie are so consistently funny in this show, it really makes the show worth watching!

  • @doingflipsandshit
    @doingflipsandshit 10 років тому +154

    They're all so funny, Georgie and Lisa make me laugh so much too.

    • @dabooda49
      @dabooda49 10 років тому +8

      Its just terrible that Georgie is leaving

    • @robert1340
      @robert1340 5 років тому

      dabooda49 No, it’s terrible she came back.

    • @ongie9736
      @ongie9736 4 роки тому

      Georgie got Carl sacked 4years ago. She's a buzzkill

  • @barbaraj7859
    @barbaraj7859 6 років тому +64

    This looks so much better than America's Today show.

  • @Stevenoutofthebox
    @Stevenoutofthebox 10 років тому +21

    I can't tell you how many times I've watched this whole thing. Gosh, I am in love with this morning show.

  • @susanelder7192
    @susanelder7192 5 років тому +72

    The last one with Karl laughing at the cat !!!! I totally lost it 😂😂😂

    • @markclinton8681
      @markclinton8681 3 роки тому +1

      Hi

    • @susanelder7192
      @susanelder7192 3 роки тому

      Hi Mark, how are you?

    • @markclinton8681
      @markclinton8681 3 роки тому

      @@susanelder7192 You are welcome

    • @markclinton8681
      @markclinton8681 3 роки тому

      @@susanelder7192 my name is Mark I'm from Houston Texas captain in US army presently in Kabul Afghanistan for peacekeeping mission?

    • @susanelder7192
      @susanelder7192 3 роки тому

      @@markclinton8681 I live in Texas too. Thank you for your service, have a blessed day 🤗

  • @CraigStCyrPlus
    @CraigStCyrPlus 9 років тому +116

    Honestly the best job i've seen.

  • @mdshadmanwasifkhan4482
    @mdshadmanwasifkhan4482 8 місяців тому +4

    Karl Stefanovic's laugh is so contagious 🤣. Man is a national tressure

  • @Phriendship
    @Phriendship 9 років тому +43

    The laughter is contagious

  • @katym573
    @katym573 7 років тому +33

    3:06 I almost fell off my bed I was laughing so hard. The today show is just a show full of sexual innuendos and I love it, they're banter is unmatched.

  • @caseydykes117
    @caseydykes117 3 роки тому +15

    Hearing the producers start loosing their minds before the presenters loose their shit absolutely sends me hahahahaha

  • @GameSpyDarkAge
    @GameSpyDarkAge 4 роки тому +8

    1:00 "You been with the boss again?"
    I lost it

  • @matshaverstad3790
    @matshaverstad3790 4 роки тому +11

    “the catnappers shaved my pussy. “ hahaha 😂😂😂 I'm literally crying of laughter

  • @HelloMyNamesNino
    @HelloMyNamesNino 5 років тому +80

    Maturity is over-rated 😂

  • @soteriaess610
    @soteriaess610 4 роки тому +7

    Karl: "well Georgie, what's your long stabby thing"
    Georgie: "well Tim's my long stabby thing. I used to have a long torch, but Tim's my stabby thing now"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @normturner4849
    @normturner4849 5 років тому +7

    1:36 you can hear Karl say "you love it!"😂
    3:24 "Balls had to be scratched!"
    5:29 Karl planking😆
    6:54 enquiring minds want to know😇
    8:34 telling a Deli Lama joke to the Deli Lama🙈😳
    11:00 Karl in his usual state- broadcast this way!
    12:15 Grumpy cat as Jabba the Hutt😂😂😂

  • @ra-ku3hn
    @ra-ku3hn 6 років тому +148

    I am ashamed of my country. ...we have zero sense of humor here. I'm moving to Australia! !!!

    • @WeComeFromALandDownUnder
      @WeComeFromALandDownUnder 5 років тому +9

      Come to my place mate I'll put you up! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @nicholashazell3277
      @nicholashazell3277 5 років тому +2

      You can just watch em online but don’t worry anymore cause the to best hosts left the show witch is Karl stefonovic and Lisa couple other og’s as well whyyyyyyy a

    • @davidschwartz6380
      @davidschwartz6380 5 років тому +3

      Don't slam the door on your way out.

    • @zuboy4272
      @zuboy4272 5 років тому

      Soldiers who died for you country be like : - _ -

    • @j.c3629
      @j.c3629 4 роки тому

      @@WeComeFromALandDownUnder Fr!Omw

  • @lynnetrathen4587
    @lynnetrathen4587 4 роки тому +8

    Omg this is all about us being Australian 😂😂😂😂

  • @saltysouthernmomma9354
    @saltysouthernmomma9354 2 роки тому +7

    Karl is my absolute favorite!!! He has the best sense of humor & he's pretty cute too!

  • @thanksforanotherbadhaircut1211
    @thanksforanotherbadhaircut1211 5 років тому +5

    They have the wonder and joy of 4 year olds. Some nights I just watch these all night.

  • @Rambler1995
    @Rambler1995 10 років тому +688

    I wish you were allowed to be funny in America.

    • @heru-deshet359
      @heru-deshet359 5 років тому +48

      @Seth Ellison America used to be funny. Now anything you say funny is considered racist or bigoted.

    • @tonyedwards2693
      @tonyedwards2693 5 років тому +3

      Heru- deshet what a stupid thing to say

    • @heru-deshet359
      @heru-deshet359 5 років тому +27

      @@tonyedwards2693 Not one damn bit. It's completely true. There is always some snowflake sjw or activist that whines.

    • @heru-deshet359
      @heru-deshet359 5 років тому +13

      @Seth Ellison Bull shit! The media and the left have done that. Show me an actual comment that Trump has ever made with a racist word or sentence. He's never attacked or made a derogatory remark to race or ethnicity. But the media loves to twist everything around which has been proven to do and those like you who believe it without doing research for the truth. You can blame Obama, Sharpton and his cronies for the severe deepening of the racial divide in this country that happened with Fergusen and BLM.

    • @marlenemitchell-kavanaugh3644
      @marlenemitchell-kavanaugh3644 5 років тому +4

      Tony Edwards ...well...he’s not wrong about that....you really have to watch your mouth these days...

  • @chasematthew1757
    @chasematthew1757 4 роки тому +12

    The mocking of Miley Cyrus had me dead

  • @Vaporvice84
    @Vaporvice84 10 років тому +82

    @7:47- Best joke in the entire video. Oh man, American news programs aren't even 1/100th as funny as this show, lol.

  • @danamuller554
    @danamuller554 5 років тому +4

    Why cant America's morning shows be this funny. I would watch everyday. 😂😂😂😂

  • @alexx3914
    @alexx3914 5 років тому +13

    The anchor man in real life. Pure gold

  • @MillennialRevolt
    @MillennialRevolt 5 років тому +8

    "you've been with the boss again?" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @bettygitzke4131
    @bettygitzke4131 5 років тому +5

    I’m in LOVE with everyone of these people....nothing BETTER THAN LAUGHING 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jrut003
    @jrut003 5 років тому +22

    😁😁😁
    funniest bit for me was when he asked what color does a smurf go if you choke it? lol

  • @thanksforanotherbadhaircut1211
    @thanksforanotherbadhaircut1211 5 років тому +3

    The guy running from the chicken. . . What a freakin riot.

  • @Alex-hu4yf
    @Alex-hu4yf 4 роки тому +4

    Pelicans are the cheekiest little buggers 🤣

  • @bryngriffith
    @bryngriffith 10 років тому +38

    Need an update every week! Best thing on UA-cam!

  • @9Hurricane1
    @9Hurricane1 10 років тому +34

    here it comes! HERE IT COMES!!

  • @JakeRoot
    @JakeRoot 10 років тому +198

    I love a tug...boat.

    • @EarlJohn61
      @EarlJohn61 5 років тому +1

      @Sweetie No, butter her buns...

  • @mrwin8
    @mrwin8 5 років тому +9

    I wish everyday was like this. Really. Don't pay attention to the left. Be happy. Keep your humor. Lets bring it back here , now!!!!!!

  • @theneck5157
    @theneck5157 6 років тому +13

    Holy shit !! Peking duck anyone !! Wow that was great

  • @drumdude46
    @drumdude46 5 років тому +4

    So much Fun. they don't screw around with being uptight or PC...like here. everything's 'Game'. Love it!

  • @Simonj2109
    @Simonj2109 Рік тому +3

    Still miss them all in 2023.

  • @anmolsingh1926
    @anmolsingh1926 5 років тому +6

    "How good are the cookies there"😂😂😂😂

  • @holdencaulfied7492
    @holdencaulfied7492 5 років тому +27

    The Dalhi Lama walks into a pizza place and asks, can you make me one with everything?

  • @georgewheeler193
    @georgewheeler193 10 місяців тому +1

    Sister of that picture< #50 is my favorite episode...watched it dozens of times, especially the part when they make fun of Miley Cyrus...gets me every time!!😂😂😂

  • @thecommodoresmissingfuelca1603
    @thecommodoresmissingfuelca1603 6 років тому +7

    The Bee attack lmao
    Gary: Better him than me

  • @sxyqt3.14
    @sxyqt3.14 9 років тому +53

    dallilamma bit was amazing

  • @Velunira
    @Velunira 5 років тому +3

    ayeee haha I lost it when Karl was chasing seagulls lmao.

  • @kane4013
    @kane4013 Рік тому +3

    These clips are throbbing with innuendos!

  • @tetrulz
    @tetrulz 4 роки тому +5

    They got such filthy minds lmao i love it

  • @N.California
    @N.California 8 місяців тому +2

    That's what a fun show is all about, on both sides of the screen.

  • @coachguy123
    @coachguy123 10 років тому +6

    Long time viewer of today show and I love your videos. Get to relive all the funny bits. Keep up the great work mate. Love it!

  • @VS9050909
    @VS9050909 6 років тому +18

    I need this type of comedy and news too get me ready for work every morning in America... it’s better then all of the evil going on that’s for sure!

  • @MrMrremmington
    @MrMrremmington 5 років тому +3

    What a great way to begin your day.

  • @cakesboo6554
    @cakesboo6554 2 роки тому +6

    I love Karl but Stevie with the rooster omg lol

  • @truthnaction7657
    @truthnaction7657 6 років тому +4

    This team has so much fun together, great chemistry makes for great T.V. and if it wasn't for the fact that everything in Australia, from the flora to the fauna, is poisonous and will kill you instantly- it's almost worth considering a move there. fireman comment +pause+ "what?"=priceless! 9:54

  • @Fudge_Fantasy
    @Fudge_Fantasy 5 років тому +8

    It's ok when it's a fish but not a bird. ? Hahah

  • @effemf.m.5093
    @effemf.m.5093 4 роки тому +4

    Stevies so innocently sweet lol

  • @petesmith9472
    @petesmith9472 4 роки тому +10

    Yep. I've become a fan of Georgie. Sultry. Sophisticated.

  • @delivrex
    @delivrex 9 років тому +36

    10:20 had me in laughing to tears

  • @DiabolicalAngel
    @DiabolicalAngel 4 місяці тому

    I love how they have fun while doing their work. Almost like it's possible 😊

  • @zanducktv2398
    @zanducktv2398 10 років тому +2

    This show is so much fun. Our This Morning has its moments here in the UK, but can't compete with you guys for full on laughs and nice totty!

  • @freddiem8801
    @freddiem8801 7 місяців тому +3

    So funny, and entertaining ❤❤❤😊

  • @thefingerofgod69
    @thefingerofgod69 5 років тому +4

    They are so out of control and I approve!

  • @jonathanleverdesigner
    @jonathanleverdesigner 5 років тому +5

    The pizza joke classic, right over curtain boys head

  • @russdy1982
    @russdy1982 6 років тому +5

    ... And in the end, balls had to be scratched! lmao

  • @1RedTape
    @1RedTape 10 років тому +4

    Thanks for an amazing start of a monday haha!

  • @fatheroffab
    @fatheroffab 4 роки тому +4

    It’s obvious that Karl is deathly afraid of spiders.

  • @sharontaylor2567
    @sharontaylor2567 5 років тому +21

    This was when the Today show was entertaining and fun to watch. Oh bugger Karl... come back

  • @Dr.Phoenix
    @Dr.Phoenix 5 років тому +9

    Karl has the best laughter !

  • @mohamedmuse08
    @mohamedmuse08 4 роки тому +2

    This is may be the Channel to watch after all, freaking hilarious

  • @ginasrog794
    @ginasrog794 5 років тому +6

    0:39 is hilarious 😂

  • @BilltheFifth
    @BilltheFifth 3 роки тому +3

    They know how to have fun down under. This feels like the kind of fun that can be had we people aren't terrified of offending snowflakes and cancel culture.

  • @bernardhargreaves9009
    @bernardhargreaves9009 3 роки тому +2

    LMFAO fucking up with the dalalama 8.57 haha

  • @JONSEY101
    @JONSEY101 4 роки тому +3

    The women on the show look stunning and i love the humour.
    I wish more shows would be like that and not be so serious as they always seem to be.

  • @richardvervoorn6626
    @richardvervoorn6626 4 місяці тому

    This show in Australia presents the most beautiful, classy smiling ladies with a sense of humour. Wish we had the same here, so ENTERTAINING…

  • @taralgasarah
    @taralgasarah 4 роки тому +3

    Georgie and Karl their relationship has me in tears

  • @Silentstorm_AU
    @Silentstorm_AU 10 років тому +12

    I really wish I was up at 5:30am every morning to watch this :(

  • @huntress2538
    @huntress2538 6 місяців тому

    With the seagulls then the camera in the full version pans back to confirm that Karl is indeed chasing multiple flocks of seagulls. Naturally.
    Oh, and yes, they love scaring the daylights out of him because it always results in him pelting stuff 😂

  • @woodbrettm
    @woodbrettm 3 роки тому

    0:46 all the other chickens were laughing their asses off

  • @quagmire1130
    @quagmire1130 5 років тому +2

    1:22 Imagine being a seagull and you see this man running at you

  • @markdiemidio7747
    @markdiemidio7747 6 років тому +4

    These ladies are too cool 😎!

  • @Neonusrat
    @Neonusrat 9 років тому +9

    Man you gotta love Karl!

  • @jocsanabdala9456
    @jocsanabdala9456 3 роки тому +3

    4:15 he knew EXACTLY what he was saying

  • @dmkappa62
    @dmkappa62 6 років тому +8

    Georgie is a gorgeous lady, lovely smile

  • @WilliamYemm-jk8ry
    @WilliamYemm-jk8ry 6 місяців тому

    Kyle is a legend wish British TV news was this entertaining 😅😂❤

  • @selvjas1172
    @selvjas1172 10 років тому +31

    Now that's funny right there I don't care what you say and if you don't think so you'd better just get the heck outta here.

  • @fiveohfivethree
    @fiveohfivethree 9 років тому +11

    MORE! Must have more!

  • @hellouthere5623
    @hellouthere5623 9 років тому +71

    Always thought you guys in Australia have your own sense of humour, pretty broad "boundaries of correctness" and a lot of independency.
    I guess many of your jokes would be removed from European TV, however I was wrong with one thing - that you have your own sense of humour.
    Its also mine. Thanks.

    • @whatsaygirl1507
      @whatsaygirl1507 5 років тому

      Where are you from? What country in europe would cut this out?
      I live in europe (scandinavia) and this is normal in my country.

    • @WeComeFromALandDownUnder
      @WeComeFromALandDownUnder 5 років тому

      Thank you, so glad you can get a laugh all the way from us down here!
      👍🇦🇺👍

  • @beanie9040
    @beanie9040 5 років тому +1

    2:35 Michael Scott would be proud... 🤣

  • @questionabletacos
    @questionabletacos 9 років тому +1

    2;18 to 2;24 Oh my god the faces! I am honestly laughing out loud!

  • @idrinkpisswater2245
    @idrinkpisswater2245 6 років тому +12

    This is y I love Australia 🤧😂

  • @Ez1DD
    @Ez1DD 5 років тому +6

    Damn I want to move to Australia now 🤣

  • @junkman12345ful
    @junkman12345ful 9 років тому +20

    that last one needs to be a gif