UBER CHRONICLES S.2 E.2 | Minks

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  • @PriestDaSensei
    @PriestDaSensei 4 роки тому +611

    How did ya pull this off in public and not crash😭😭

    • @natasha5062
      @natasha5062 4 роки тому +46

      You can tell they wanted to laugh. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @curtiswhiteheadjr1322
      @curtiswhiteheadjr1322 4 роки тому +14

      Dae Da Don they planned it all out cuz it was flawless. 💯

  • @djones8571
    @djones8571 4 роки тому +582

    The fact that the drive thru was real, Minks had to be trying hella hard not to laugh and break character.

  • @toyungu
    @toyungu 4 роки тому +568

    Either Daphinique a really good actress.. Or she Crazy.

  • @sonicwind510
    @sonicwind510 4 роки тому +454

    Daphnique always be playing these roles lmao. She such a bully but it’s great

    • @oraineferguson1626
      @oraineferguson1626 4 роки тому +3

      🤣🤣🤣no cap

    • @SubliminalCrazy
      @SubliminalCrazy 4 роки тому +27

      She ain’t playing no role lol

    • @brothaman007
      @brothaman007 4 роки тому +3

      lol, I didnt think I was gonna see another comment saying similar shit, but here i am. She is a beast and one of the few that should go to the big screen with her bully girl shit.... its hilarious

    • @jeremyarmstrong2006
      @jeremyarmstrong2006 4 роки тому +1

      Lol

    • @graves1760
      @graves1760 4 роки тому +1

      I know I should not like her as much as I do!! 😅😅

  • @KingSnap_407
    @KingSnap_407 4 роки тому +278

    She Said "You Left Me Looking Lonely And Sad, Plus I Had To Pay The Bill" $23 😥🤣
    Yall A Mess 💯💯😝

    • @bradeleyjulmice910
      @bradeleyjulmice910 4 роки тому +5

      Lmao

    • @paul-ye3ut
      @paul-ye3ut 3 роки тому

      @Malam Issah do you honestly believe someone would be that fucking stupid

  • @thepredicate7089
    @thepredicate7089 4 роки тому +82

    Yo she jumped in the backseat and turned minks into a Sesame Street hand puppet she serious about that 23.00 dollars lol 😆😂👏🏿👏🏿

  • @DaKidGowie
    @DaKidGowie 4 роки тому +242

    "Extra ranch."
    "WHO PUTS RANCH ON TACOS?!"

    • @kamarcushardaway7059
      @kamarcushardaway7059 3 роки тому +11

      Me

    • @LATEEF505
      @LATEEF505 3 роки тому +15

      Jack in a box tacos with that buttermilk

    • @angelajones4715
      @angelajones4715 3 роки тому +2

      Hell no they good no ranch Hot sauce

    • @germainerucker9414
      @germainerucker9414 3 роки тому +3

      Crazy cause my cousin puts on the hot sauce and dips them in the ranch😭

    • @FiercelyReal95
      @FiercelyReal95 3 роки тому +2

      🙋🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️🙇🏽‍♀️

  • @OkRoomer123-
    @OkRoomer123- 4 роки тому +325

    She turning his head like she wants to break his neck lool

  • @shannonpollard3964
    @shannonpollard3964 4 роки тому +116

    Minks finally found a passenger that's more savage than he is lol.

  • @colah.2816
    @colah.2816 4 роки тому +222

    This really showing Daphnique is on another level. She didn't break character once.

    • @walterreedjr6762
      @walterreedjr6762 4 роки тому +20

      How is she gonna break character she was being her regular self.
      Many believe this and none have proof of it being wrong

    • @countryduane
      @countryduane 4 роки тому +4

      Obviously she did lol those are bloopers

    • @shannonpollard3964
      @shannonpollard3964 2 роки тому +3

      Yeah she seems crazy in real life, I watched her on Godfrey we trust.

  • @LL-qr3su
    @LL-qr3su 4 роки тому +252

    Mink finally met his match.
    She's worst than his Aunty

  • @CultofTimmy
    @CultofTimmy 4 роки тому +144

    I can tell she's trying not to laugh. I would have a hard time trying not to either 😂😂

  • @telleywashington7853
    @telleywashington7853 4 роки тому +71

    So they really went through the Drive Thru 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    Talented..bc I would be laughing lol

  • @GR8119
    @GR8119 4 роки тому +79

    As soon as I saw Daph, I KNEW Minks was bout to get got!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @cloudkicker06
    @cloudkicker06 4 роки тому +30

    This is one of Daphnique’s and Minks’ best team ups. Straight hilarious 😂 😂😂

  • @OfficialOtay
    @OfficialOtay 4 роки тому +97

    Yo every time she turned his head 😂😂😂😂

  • @deewill91
    @deewill91 4 роки тому +149

    Minks: Damn
    Daph: Curse again
    Minks: Dang it 😭😭

  • @deanoor9391
    @deanoor9391 4 роки тому +40

    I freaking love her, she is hilarious 😂

  • @Conphusing
    @Conphusing 4 роки тому +35

    The dedication to the skit is crazy. Just imagine what people were thinking 😂😂

  • @astonishingaquarius
    @astonishingaquarius 4 роки тому +61

    His cry is funny as hell 😂

  • @thatlovegirl12
    @thatlovegirl12 4 роки тому +103

    She set him straight.. That's what he gets for going crazy on other passengers.

    • @deking1973
      @deking1973 4 роки тому +5

      He got owned🤣🤣🤣

    • @godlychild7925
      @godlychild7925 4 роки тому +8

      Yes! She and Aunty were the only ones to set him straight straight! lol

  • @prettynflawed
    @prettynflawed 4 роки тому +529

    LMAO!!!!!! My Baby hairs!!!!

  • @XxMercuriiXx
    @XxMercuriiXx 4 роки тому +33

    Only person besides his auntie that could punk him lol 😝

  • @galavantgambitgaming
    @galavantgambitgaming 4 роки тому +21

    the face he made while pretending shit was cool at the window lmfaooo

  • @BatmanPops
    @BatmanPops 4 роки тому +44

    Yoooo I just realized he treat people how she treats him 💀

  • @JustSonicShorts
    @JustSonicShorts 4 роки тому +73

    It seems like she’s enjoying pulling his hair way to much 😂

    • @bhekidlamini1199
      @bhekidlamini1199 4 роки тому +7

      Dude I was thinking the same thing 😂😂😂

    • @renastewart8682
      @renastewart8682 4 роки тому +11

      Shiiit, he might be enjoying it himself 😏

  • @BatmanPops
    @BatmanPops 4 роки тому +78

    I didn't want to come back smelling like 💩 LOL

    • @what1830
      @what1830 4 роки тому +1

      thats enough bitch

    • @BatmanPops
      @BatmanPops 4 роки тому +4

      *WHAT???*

    • @what1830
      @what1830 4 роки тому

      @@BatmanPops can u read u lil bitch

    • @BatmanPops
      @BatmanPops 4 роки тому +2

      @@what1830 nahh Lil sis help me out 👀🤭

    • @what1830
      @what1830 4 роки тому

      @@BatmanPops u my bitch now stfu and gone

  • @BatmanPops
    @BatmanPops 4 роки тому +23

    She straight up strong arming 💪 him LOL

  • @anthonyturner8824
    @anthonyturner8824 4 роки тому +33

    Ya got the text early aces crew 😄 as hell she used your hair as a Joycestick 😂😂😂😂

  • @lq1129
    @lq1129 4 роки тому +7

    This was good! Daphnique had Minks jacked up, like Jack in the Box! Lol 😂😂😂
    Good acting!!

  • @thedronesperspective
    @thedronesperspective 4 роки тому +4

    First auntie now Daphnique🤣. He shoulda known not to mess with her. Love it!!!

  • @yk_dmarc
    @yk_dmarc 4 роки тому +38

    This skit was dangerous asf 😂😂 disclaimer* nobody was harm of making this

  • @djdijitalonaxcess8914
    @djdijitalonaxcess8914 3 роки тому +9

    " Don't Be A Menace In Society , While Eating Your Tacos w/ Ranch In The Hood " w/ Daphnique LOL

  • @PriestDaSensei
    @PriestDaSensei 4 роки тому +49

    She still has your wallet u gotta get it back😭😭

    • @giovannigiovanni.7220
      @giovannigiovanni.7220 4 роки тому +1

      Pretty sure he will get it back off screen.

    • @walterreedjr6762
      @walterreedjr6762 4 роки тому +1

      I would have used that to my advantage.
      If i dont have my wallet i cant drive

  • @rolandomontana1389
    @rolandomontana1389 4 роки тому +36

    Boy looking like a troll when ol girl let go of his hair🤣🤣🤣

    • @MsDawn2dusk
      @MsDawn2dusk 4 роки тому +1

      EGGGGGGZZZZZAAAAAAKLY🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @staylittv1710
    @staylittv1710 4 роки тому +15

    Bro he was trying so hard not to laugh when he was in the drive-thru oh my God

  • @cna2009
    @cna2009 4 роки тому +25

    He was looking like Sho Nuff with his hair up like that

  • @XxMercuriiXx
    @XxMercuriiXx 4 роки тому +17

    $11 dollars for 20 tacos and a large coke?!? Imma need to head over to this jacknthebox

  • @reydanawebb-robinson9964
    @reydanawebb-robinson9964 4 роки тому +9

    Daphnique smiles while she’s mad 😂😂😂😂

  • @msjamereia9393
    @msjamereia9393 4 роки тому +14

    Low key felt bad for him....on the other hand, he's rude af to everybody and he put that old lady in the trunk! LOL.

  • @melsuzhen
    @melsuzhen 4 роки тому +10

    Darnell done met his match! Bet you he doesn't ever give Daphnique any attitude! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @CompunctionTime
    @CompunctionTime 4 роки тому +122

    Would be funny if he actually does part-time Uber while making skits, and this whole skit was real life caught on camera.

    • @JohnBlessed5
      @JohnBlessed5 4 роки тому +2

      Idk about that one

    • @what1830
      @what1830 4 роки тому +2

      who told u to speak? tf

    • @CompunctionTime
      @CompunctionTime 4 роки тому +2

      If people didn't know...I am only joking a bit about a "comedy" video I just witnessed.

    • @what1830
      @what1830 4 роки тому +1

      @@CompunctionTime ay bitch speak when spoken to tf. gone and cook fa me

    • @jevdawg
      @jevdawg 4 роки тому +2

      Now that's a plot twist for yo ass

  • @dedelove6571
    @dedelove6571 3 роки тому +3

    😆😆These two together are truly hilarious!! I'll watch any skit they do together.

  • @shornable
    @shornable 4 роки тому +13

    She's crazy 🤣🤣🤣 I love her

  • @karenwilliams7099
    @karenwilliams7099 4 роки тому +7

    Dont hurt minks lol 😆 😂 he got to make more skits yall are so funny minks you can't have memory lost with a female she will prolly tighten you up lol keep it coming I be looking forward to these skits👏

  • @rachaelcross2910
    @rachaelcross2910 4 роки тому +5

    Early Access crew!!! To drive with yo head back like that did you have a headache after damn I would have 😆
    Love the video

  • @grimisvaughn4989
    @grimisvaughn4989 4 роки тому +7

    the way she holding his head tho lmfao

  • @mikedee936
    @mikedee936 4 роки тому +2

    When Minks pulled off when she got out the car and started crying I was dying 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Rossburner
    @Rossburner 4 роки тому +48

    “ I need my peripheral “

  • @damonlee1435
    @damonlee1435 4 роки тому +1

    Ha ha ha LMAO I CAN'T SEE!!!!! LMAO 😂 I love this clip. She held on to Minks head, like he was running in church.

  • @Trickrtreat_tykeam
    @Trickrtreat_tykeam 4 роки тому +6

    That hair pull must’ve hurt asf 😂😂🤯

  • @Dirge861
    @Dirge861 4 роки тому +1

    LMMFAOOOOO !! "SO you went to the party smelling like SHIT !!??" I don't see how her and Minks didn't laugh at that line because I'm over here in tears dying.

  • @crush35
    @crush35 4 роки тому +4

    She SLEEP on the Ranch with the Jack Tacos.... tastes like cool ranch Doritos 🔥🔥🔥

  • @championsword8747
    @championsword8747 4 роки тому +30

    He met his match

  • @MrGilliam730
    @MrGilliam730 4 роки тому +22

    Nah Minks We Gotta See U Get Back She Can’t Do That To You Bro

  • @rfunnyclips1835
    @rfunnyclips1835 3 роки тому +1

    When he said oooooooo when he turned had me dead he knew he risked it all on that turn 😂

  • @MylesAjani
    @MylesAjani 4 роки тому +3

    Bruh that jack in the box employee probably looking like 😐 when he saw her grabbing his hair lmaooo

  • @CALISTARDUM
    @CALISTARDUM 4 роки тому +1

    Niccas really at jac N the box 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂...wasnt she payin for the uber? Lol

  • @Adrian-cn5rk
    @Adrian-cn5rk 4 роки тому +5

    This went from skit to reality real quick!

  • @buncheellington1820
    @buncheellington1820 4 роки тому

    0:50 is a true definition of “I’m lying about the truth”💀🤣‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @b.anderson
    @b.anderson 4 роки тому +3

    "I need my peripheo!" 😂😂

  • @TheAristote69
    @TheAristote69 4 роки тому +1

    “Minx the mad scientist” keeping it fresh and funny! 😂😂😂

  • @ryanjohnson8679
    @ryanjohnson8679 4 роки тому +34

    I got the text homie!

  • @v1n082
    @v1n082 4 роки тому +2

    Nothing but fire 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥. I was dying laughing the whole time 😂😂😂. Nice one Minks👍👍👍

  • @zadarriousjones1096
    @zadarriousjones1096 4 роки тому +21

    Yes I got the early access text

  • @fredrickharris635
    @fredrickharris635 4 роки тому +1

    LMBO...dang, she had his hair! LOL!!! She said, "Are you crazy?" He said, "I can't see?" LOL...smh. That was hilarious!!! Great job!

  • @ZillaPrimeX2
    @ZillaPrimeX2 3 роки тому +7

    You and daphnique have great chemistry

  • @Michael_Brownley
    @Michael_Brownley 4 роки тому +6

    I died a little inside watching this kuz I understand how it feels to have a woman grab yo hair bruh

  • @altonwilliams9975
    @altonwilliams9975 4 роки тому

    He was bout to laugh and break character at 3:53 when he turned his head....almost slipped up🤣

  • @sammymore4913
    @sammymore4913 4 роки тому +5

    Early Access Crew
    🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏽👏🏽

  • @Fatboi36ss
    @Fatboi36ss 3 роки тому +2

    Bruh the fact they going through a real drive through is hilarious 😂😂😂

  • @rubylu9153
    @rubylu9153 4 роки тому +4

    Part of me feels like Minx like his hair pulled lol

  • @Kg-bw1dh
    @Kg-bw1dh 4 роки тому +1

    Yooo!! When he finally got to pull off on her!! 😆 I fell out... 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭

  • @janetrareid6614
    @janetrareid6614 4 роки тому +9

    I got the Early Access Crew Text 🙂

  • @chriszellner6692
    @chriszellner6692 4 роки тому

    They really drove through a real drive thru!! That was awesome!! Minks your facial expression is priceless!! Haha

  • @melterrell5724
    @melterrell5724 4 роки тому +4

    He wanted to laugh so hard at Jack In The Box but he can only get one take

  • @chaejones3969
    @chaejones3969 4 роки тому +1

    She had the brotha by his wig....DAMN!😂😂😂

  • @andrewblake3218
    @andrewblake3218 4 роки тому +14

    Early Access crew!! Minks is a foo lol

  • @ParisHarris
    @ParisHarris 2 роки тому +1

    It’s “The bill was 23 dollars” for me 😂

  • @nazalmightylive8210
    @nazalmightylive8210 4 роки тому +14

    Got the text, loved the video, I was surprised to see Daphnique in it

    • @lucysmith8326
      @lucysmith8326 4 роки тому +1

      She was in another one of his videos making kool aid!

  • @kingmalik6332
    @kingmalik6332 4 роки тому +1

    🤣🤣🤣that was a real u-turn...this sh*t is too too funny

  • @sayrenee8427
    @sayrenee8427 4 роки тому +135

    "If you declare with your mouth, 'Jesus is Lord', and believe in your heart that God raised Him from the dead, you will be saved. For it is with your heart that you believe and are justified, and it is with your mouth that you profess your faith and are saved" - The Bible-The Book of Romans 10:9-10❤ God bless everyone who believes these words. Join the Kingdom of God now before it's too late💔this world will fade, your money with burn up, everything you see and have will rot, your body will become dust, but your soul lives on forever, but where will your soul be going when you die? Heaven and Hell are LITERAL places, it's not a game y'all 💯 don't get left behind! Heaven has free entry for all people, but you must believe in Jesus Christ to be saved❤❤❤God bless!

    • @papag5355
      @papag5355 4 роки тому +10

      True. God is good.

    • @sayrenee8427
      @sayrenee8427 4 роки тому +2

      @@papag5355 Amen! 😄

    • @aundreawilliams1211
      @aundreawilliams1211 4 роки тому +4

      Don't forget the receive the holy ghost. No man can say he knows God but by the holy ghost. If you don't have the same spirit that quickens his mortal body, you are none of his, Romans 8

    • @sayrenee8427
      @sayrenee8427 4 роки тому +2

      @@aundreawilliams1211 Right! That's what happens when we believe ❤

    • @kwajotube
      @kwajotube 4 роки тому +5

      THANKS 4 spreading tha message

  • @luisf7105
    @luisf7105 4 роки тому +1

    Yo Minks, you and Daph are really good together... 🤣😂 The stop sign😂🤣

  • @jcrennel
    @jcrennel 4 роки тому +6

    Got that early access crew text Cuhz

  • @anthonyrawls9687
    @anthonyrawls9687 2 роки тому +2

    Minks has the funniest skits, for sure! 😂😂😂

  • @sabrinamccullough642
    @sabrinamccullough642 4 роки тому +8

    Yes! Got early access text

    • @angelacartwright3137
      @angelacartwright3137 4 роки тому +1

      Got the text......and its fire as usual 💥💥💥soooo funny 🤣🤣🤣

  • @BigDMoney83
    @BigDMoney83 4 роки тому

    I have not laughed this fucking hard in a long ass time....Daphnique does not play in ANY video she's in. Love it! 😂😂😂😂💀

  • @briannapiersr.3026
    @briannapiersr.3026 4 роки тому +5

    I got the text!✊🏾

  • @moreforme74
    @moreforme74 9 місяців тому +1

    Her improv is awesome 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @bryantkids9858
    @bryantkids9858 4 роки тому +13

    I bet she mean af in real life with her fine self

  • @fortyphotography9788
    @fortyphotography9788 4 роки тому

    Homey said "I NEED MY PERIPHERAL"! LMAOOOO! Funny stuff! On the real side, Daphnique is pretty, but I bet she crazy for real! LOL. She is too good at it in ALL her skits! LOL

  • @bigdudefunny8956
    @bigdudefunny8956 4 роки тому +37

    Who came here from the text 😂💯

  • @hoodtingsgames3993
    @hoodtingsgames3993 4 роки тому +1

    ‘’Open yo eyes I gotcho hair’’😂

  • @Adlovett83
    @Adlovett83 4 роки тому +3

    She took this fool to Taco Bell and all. Did he come back at 6:45

  • @loosebangwestsevenlane1697
    @loosebangwestsevenlane1697 4 роки тому

    Mannnnnnn when she said turn right and whipped his head.....he said oh shit @2:20 I crieddddddddd 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @yathambanyasharahla3587
    @yathambanyasharahla3587 4 роки тому +3

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    clay? A handful of dust given life by a spark from the everlasting flame. I,
    myself, am no more than potential. Yet together, we are so great that Earth of
    itself alone cannot contain us, we transcend it to reach out into the spheres of divinity. Take me, awaken me, acknowledge me, cherish me, and I will carry you to realms of glory unimaginable on Earth."
    GLN:17:9 "I am the imprisoned captive longing for return to the freedom
    of the infinite. Yet, because of my mortal love I feel heartpangs of sorrow for things that pass away. But I know that beyond the pains inseparable from a sojourn in the vale of tears, there shines a glorious rainbow of hope and joy. There is a place of abiding love centred on the infinite; there, if you will but cherish me, we shall not be denied expression."
    GLN:17:10 "I am drawn, by the law of spiritual gravitation, towards union with the Universal Soul and can no more escape return there than the mortal elements of man can escape their return to dust. Man sees glory by the
    reflected light of glory within him, he knows love by the love within himself.
    The sun is seen by the light of the sun and not by any light within man. Man
    sees the spirit by the light of the spirit, and not by any light within his mortal
    self. Only by the light of the spirit can the spirit of man be lit."
    GLN:17:11 "I am at peace when awakened to communion with my God. I am joyful when enthroned in consciousness and when endowed with wisdom and vision transcending that of Earth. I delight in communion with the great sphere, with which I am akin. I rejoice in union with the Divine Spirit from whence I came. I am your own trueself, which should be forever cherished. By listening to my whispers, by letting your thoughts dwell on me and by knowing me, the whole glory of the greater spheres is opened unto you."
    GLN:17:12 "I am that which reads what the eye sees, understands what
    the ear hears, knows what the hand feels, tastes whatever enters the mouth
    and smells whatever is borne on the nose. I am the indwelling consciousness, which knows and enjoys all the good things of Earth. Those who dwell in the darkness of delusion cannot know me, and to them is lost the greatest glory of life. All conceptions of beauty, love and kindness are due to the consciousness residing in me. When I depart from my earthly abode, I will carry with me the knowledge of the senses, as the wind carries perfume from the flower."
    GLN:17:13 "I am not born, nor will I ever die. Once awakened to an existence in consciousness, I can never become nothingness. I am the everlasting one who dies not when life departs from the body. O call me forth; awaken me from sleep with the kiss bestowing conscious life. Let me not lie unnoticed, wrapped in the heavy mantle of perpetual slumber, dreamless, unknowing."
    GLN:17:14 "I am the indestructible one. Fire cannot burn me, swords cannot maim me or water smother me. When a drum is beaten, the sound it gives forth cannot be grasped or held. As that sound, so am I. When a shell is
    blown, the note it gives forth cannot be grasped or held. As that note, so am I.
    When a pipe is played, the music it gives forth cannot be grasped or held. As that music, so am I. I am the immaterial in the material awaiting recognition, but in my own sphere I am the substantial one. There, man-known matter is no more substantial than the dawn mists are here."
    GLN:17:15 "I am the fire of life in all things that breathe, and in union
    with the breath I consume the nourishing substance within the food, which feeds the body. I am the kernel within the seed in the heart of all. I am the guardian of memory and the arbiter of wisdom."
    GLN:17:16 "These things are mine and ever with me. They are to me what the bones and muscles are to the mortal body. The waking and sleeping
    consciousness. The awareness of self. The five powers of feeling and the five
    of activity. The controlling spirit, which is the sensitive being."
    GLN:17:17 "I am the living consciousness within you; I am the knower. The things seen by the eye and the things smelt by the nose are received by me. The things heard and the things felt are registered by me. I am the inner being causing all decisions to be made, though the tongue report back outside the things that I, the soul and the spirit, hold recorded. Everything done and
    undertaken, such as the working of the hands and movement of the legs, all
    are done in accordance with my command."
    GLN:17:18 "When I depart, the body without me is as useless as a worn-
    out garment, which is discarded and cast aside. Do we go together, my beloved, hand in hand as lovers? Do I return home radiant in the pride of
    blooming consciousness, or, spurned and humiliated, return without
    sensitivity, memory or knowledge? Do I return to be welcomed with joy in
    the light of glory, or must I shamefully seek refuge in the darkness? I am
    yours, my beloved, do with me as you will. I am yours everlastingly."

  • @blumagnolia4602
    @blumagnolia4602 4 роки тому

    "Hi sir just nothing to see here" 🤣😂 Minks stop playing with this woman.

  • @ctl6985
    @ctl6985 4 роки тому +4

    Yo this hella funny. She had that D set up already, didn't they just go on a date 3 days ago

  • @laforrestroxbury9909
    @laforrestroxbury9909 4 роки тому +1

    3:26 The look on Minks face. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Marie12_0
    @Marie12_0 4 роки тому +3

    I came here from my notafacations