You know what the best part of my friday is? It's for about ten seconds from when I wake up to when I open the UA-cam app. 'Cause I think maybe I'll open it up and I'll check the Headgum feed and this podcast won't be there. No goodbye, no "see ya later", no nothin'. Just gone. I don't know much, but I know that.
Beginning an ad read with “are you a millennial who misses what life was like in the 2000’s” is a good way of telling everybody “our fans are insufferable”
@@skalty9868he openly talked shit about them and said he doesn’t want to read that stupid shit and that it should have been vetted first lol. On the Shit Wall episode
Geoff has the energy, appearance, and mannerisms of an eccentric artistic genius. The only difference being, he's not rich, talented, or successful. Thank god Marika was on this ep, 10/10
This was a GOAT episode contender. Not gonna lie. No side comment about the absolute state of Geoff. Just a well deserved compliment. Also listen to the Pitwall.
I really like how manic the druthers got as the music heightened, but I do think you can only spring this on people once before they'll lose that true adrenaline-fueled panic. We gotta put the fear of the lord in Pile, for sure.
Note on the orca whale attacks if you’re curious; they aren’t necessarily “attacks”. Orca populations tend to develop games. A population off the coast of Norway balance jellyfish on their nose, a population in Alaska play with seaweed, a population near Vancouver seem to compete to see which one can balance a dead salmon on their nose the longest. All of the yacht attacks have happened off the coast of Spain and Morocco, so it’s safe to say that messing up boats is a fun little hobby this specific population has developed. Additionally, in the videos I’ve seen, the orcas aren’t in attack mode. Orcas are stealth killers, they hit really hard from below and swim away… but the orcas messing with the boats aren’t doing that, they’re exhibiting playful behaviour. I wish it was nature rising up against rich people, but these orcas are just playing. Edit: the orca from Free Willy was freed after public pressure and died of hypothermia
“When a woman’s health is most at risk, that’s when abortion should be the most illegal, because let’s face it… that’s gotta be one hell of a kid in there” -Geoffrey James
11:45 “8th grade style” truly an under appreciated fartist, behind his time, and his dime! The one he gets each week for guiding nostalgic millennials on their path to see, the valhalla.
According to spotify wrapped i am in the 0.5 percent of listeners of the headgum podcast! I am ashamed and deeply sorry for the time that i have spent listening. Time for change
loving casey's whole energy and vibe here. top tier guest for sure. also i feel like whenever allie is on the pod jeff never lets her speak. i appreciated allie's druthers but @geoff you gotta let her talk she's more interesting than you. marika as always was a delight.
You know what the best part of my friday is? It's for about ten seconds from when I wake up to when I open the UA-cam app. 'Cause I think maybe I'll open it up and I'll check the Headgum feed and this podcast won't be there. No goodbye, no "see ya later", no nothin'. Just gone. I don't know much, but I know that.
😂
Beginning an ad read with “are you a millennial who misses what life was like in the 2000’s” is a good way of telling everybody “our fans are insufferable”
A vast majority of millennials would’ve been grade school kids in the 00’s their niche is older barely millennials?
They must've spent a fortune on ads on this podcast
He clearly does not like these ads😭
@@skalty9868he openly talked shit about them and said he doesn’t want to read that stupid shit and that it should have been vetted first lol. On the Shit Wall episode
everytime it comes up again i chortle because of how blatantly he bad-mouthed it. they wisely don’t watch this slop, clearly.
Allie's druthers are awesome. She's so cool and relatable.
Geoff has the energy, appearance, and mannerisms of an eccentric artistic genius. The only difference being, he's not rich, talented, or successful. Thank god Marika was on this ep, 10/10
Facts
Hes like a quirky european heir, but actually hes poor and from middle America.
Save for a few business ventures and a lovely wife.
Checking in on the core three:
Marika is in this one
Amir is not
The sd card is not
The holy trinity
Marika, Allie, and Casey continue to be a shining beacon in these dark times. Geoff is the equivalent of a black hole in terms of joy and wisdom
Can’t help but notice there was joy in this poison
Thank you for noticing
Living for Cassie inaudibly yelling "TURN IT OFF" as Geoff damages them aurally
There's nobody named Cassie here. Do you mean Casey? Those names are pronounced differently btw
@@bobsonny 'Merica, is that you? I loved your performance of Riceburn
This was a GOAT episode contender. Not gonna lie. No side comment about the absolute state of Geoff. Just a well deserved compliment. Also listen to the Pitwall.
"Barika Brownly, Cassie Donagoo, Ali Kayhan" in the credits. Nice touch.
That scat joke by Allie was elite.
December has been soured. Geoff ruins yet another holiday season.
A wild chill hits my bones. The winter season? Nay, tis the Headgum Podcast.
“If I was in charge of a battleship we would sink.” Epic
I really like how manic the druthers got as the music heightened, but I do think you can only spring this on people once before they'll lose that true adrenaline-fueled panic. We gotta put the fear of the lord in Pile, for sure.
Note on the orca whale attacks if you’re curious; they aren’t necessarily “attacks”. Orca populations tend to develop games. A population off the coast of Norway balance jellyfish on their nose, a population in Alaska play with seaweed, a population near Vancouver seem to compete to see which one can balance a dead salmon on their nose the longest. All of the yacht attacks have happened off the coast of Spain and Morocco, so it’s safe to say that messing up boats is a fun little hobby this specific population has developed. Additionally, in the videos I’ve seen, the orcas aren’t in attack mode. Orcas are stealth killers, they hit really hard from below and swim away… but the orcas messing with the boats aren’t doing that, they’re exhibiting playful behaviour. I wish it was nature rising up against rich people, but these orcas are just playing.
Edit: the orca from Free Willy was freed after public pressure and died of hypothermia
Loved the credits - can't believe they got THE Barika Brownly to guest!
I love how the first 20 minutes of this podcast is always a logistics breakdown and it ultimately leads to me having a breakdown 😛
Allie's druthers turned into a prayer "and I hope my druthers is ok and that my hair is still good"
Amen
This December I've come to a realization. Geoff is like the Christmas Grinch, only he doesn't steal our presents. He burgles our joy.
I love the idea of changing the name to Geoff’s Witching Hour
Top notch ep, good energy, good wax, good synergy and balika on the fax
“When a woman’s health is most at risk, that’s when abortion should be the most illegal, because let’s face it… that’s gotta be one hell of a kid in there” -Geoffrey James
35:57 Surviving being thrown to the fires of a Druthers segment of the Headgum podcast is something of which to be proud
Marika becoming rice makes sense dramaturgically
Why does Geoff look like he's upside down in the See, The Thing Is... ad? 15:30
I feel so motivated after Casey’s druthers
We needed a Geoff’s drothers
damn another druthers are episode. marika, geoff’s lord and saviour.
Because That's gotta be one helluva kid in there BAM
The whole segment was just a setup for that one bit it and it landed so fucking good lol
How much did See the Thing Is pay goddamn
Thank fuck for Allie’s pants. Saved the episode.
Casey your laugh is golden
The druthers segment made me cry laugh
p.s. can we please never hear the "ARE YOU A MILLENIAL???!!!" ad ever again. Thx
Geoff looks like he’s trying to mine Bitcoin behind that desk
This is basically a I think you should leave bit that never ends.
11:45 “8th grade style” truly an under appreciated fartist, behind his time, and his dime! The one he gets each week for guiding nostalgic millennials on their path to see, the valhalla.
Not seeing Geoff for the first 45 seconds but hearing his voice is somehow more unnerving than having an eye on him.
You don’t know what he’s doing, and that’s just horrifying
Best part of my week! 😂
Geoff leaked his airplay passcode lmao
Marika gave big Spider-Man energy this ep. BRAVAH BRAVAH!!
PLEASE where can I find the epic audio used in Druthers? I wanna play this game with my friends
Found it if anyone is interested - 'The Rise' (from 'Monomyth') [Epic Orchestral CC-BY] - Scott Buckley
Casey is right about the MLB. I think the 100 win teams should rock - paper - scissors to see who gets a free ride to the World Series.
Allies druthers was Legendary!
Damnit I got duped into clicking again thinking Reilly was in the thumbnail.
The only thing worse than this podcast is the “See the thing is” ad, and that’s truly an accomplishment
Turning December 1st into December Worst
Casey is dressed amazingly, all bar geoff here are the beating hearts of this podcast
I can’t find sources for these celebrity quotes
I love Allie sm. Please have her take Geoff’s role and be done with this this this poison we are subjected to on the reg/rag.
On the reg/egg
Thank GUM it’s FriYAY
We deserve a Johnny Villa, Billy Scafuri ep. (barrage me with downvotes if you disagree)
You know what, why do you ASK for the downvotes? You’re like a martyr
Ely Kon is an absolute treasure
According to spotify wrapped i am in the 0.5 percent of listeners of the headgum podcast!
I am ashamed and deeply sorry for the time that i have spent listening.
Time for change
loving casey's whole energy and vibe here. top tier guest for sure. also i feel like whenever allie is on the pod jeff never lets her speak. i appreciated allie's druthers but @geoff you gotta let her talk she's more interesting than you. marika as always was a delight.
As a fellow Casey I can attest that I get Cassie all the fucking time
Leave Marika alone. The Beatles are just fiennes.
No SD card, Geoff is a rat for this. Thank god Balika was on this episode
Jesus rice, did the sound effects get louder?
Where were Geoffrey's Druthers?
Personally, I’m voting for Geoff for Goober National.
you pronounced "gubernatorial" wrong
Allie KAHN do Druthers
I can explain the show.
it's wrong that people laugh at Geoff's jokes.
I'd like that to not be
OUTLINE????
Get Conner O Malley on the pod
What the hell is this title?!? #OopsOnSegments
16:31 ad ends
Kinda boring for this one
This is day 37 of asking Geoff if I can be on the podcast
Greg Turismo for segments mystery guest let’s go