Every talent show ever
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- Опубліковано 5 гру 2019
- Every talent show ever. Talent shows like America's Got Talent and X Factor aren't strangers to exploiting vulnerable people in order to create "good" tv. This is basically a summary of what they do. Talent shows in a nutshell.
Thanks to BabyEatsCamera for the idea!
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I’m poor too
*applause*
I feel ya 😭
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I WANNA BE JUST LEIK UUUUUUU OMG
👏 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
child: *I will **_daAAaaAns._*
crowd: **literally dies**
Literally
Lexin They didn’t literally die.
He will saAAaaAns
666 th like
B.T.W I know I'm cancer
_ I didn’t literally not r/woooosh you :(
Disabled Person: Breathes
America’s Got Talent Judges:
f u c k i n g p e r f e c t i o n
😒 true. The past season someone like that won
That's really mean, like seriously have some compassion.
@@dianasmile2518 Not really, just because they are disabled doesn't mean they should win a talent show. Instead of basing things on talent, they base it on whether you have no money, you're disabled, your parents are dead, some in your family has a disease, etc. It's not the point of a talent show and it shouldn't be.
@@minimimikyus3056 I think that the judges are doing the right thing by allowing them to win. They need the money to support themselves. It's an act of kindness, and it's not unfair by no means. Even though it's a talent show.
@@dianasmile2518 It is unfair because there are people with real talents who are cast aside because they have no tragic backstory.
Bonus points: their little brother backstage has [incurable condition] and the dance is dedicated to their dead dad who is dead.
@Mr.Explain mom has stage 5 dementia and jobless unable too feed her family
My mom has stage 17 cancer and it’s really sad to see her in this pain so uh money?
OMG I CAN’T BELIEVE THERE FICTIONAL DAD DIED THAT IS SO SAD!! 111IIiii
Dead dad who is dead
@@kamrynswift Dead dad who is dead becuz he died. Now he is dead.
Person: Somehow opens up a portal
Judges: ❌❌❌❌
Kid: My fish drowned
Judges:🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆
Wait
Ah, they do that
My fish swam upsidown once
To be honest, your fish is talented
OMGOSH YOUR FISH DROWNED THATS SO BRAEV AND SAHD 😭😭😭😭😭😭
"My great great grandma died 100 years ago"
*Golden buzzer*
U have 669 likes n im here to ruin it.sorry
NANI!? I did not realize I had this much likes Lmao
I can’t even reach 10 likes so nice
@@gamercoolcraft4208 You'll get there one day (;
@@skogsmumrik at least you don't edit your comment
“I was born at a young ag-“
Crowd: so anyways, I started clapping
Bruh, when Sheldon from the Big Bang theory asked what the poor girl was here for, I knew it was a great video.
THE NEW JUSTIN Y
Judges: *SLAMS GOLDEN BUZZER*
I was born...
@@risingraisings7012 where it all began...🤣
"The key to winning is to have sad backstories"
-Gandhi
Gandhi??
Leslie Vernon: >:)
You mean Mahatma Gandhi?
"The key to getting the top comment is by making up a quote and signing it with a political figure." -George Washington
@@AwkwardAvii No. Manhattan Ghandhi, the war criminal.
“I will dance”audience : we can do nothing but clap
He forgot to mention that his dad died when he was 4 and his mother died 2 years before he was even born.
Bruh lol.
and his twin sister died at birth, and he has some kind of disability
He also didn't fall on his knees, covered his mouth in shock, and cried when they hit the buzzer.
He also had a life threatening disease🤷
He/she is also allergic to air so he/she needs to breathe in smoke on the bottom stage -\(╹/╹)/-
This isn’t accurate. That dance was way too good.
Yeah ikr?
Agreed
😂
omg ik
@@-.bella.- You can't deny talent
0:05
I was expecting him to say "poor child from a poor family, spare him his life from his monstrosity" for some reason. xD
*piano noises*
Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?-
*BISMILLAH!*
No! We will not let you go
Let him go!
81 likes? That's a new high score!
@@begone404no no no NO NO NO *NO*
Im actually not sure what the problem is. He showed true talent. No one seems to be talking about how he floated onto and off the stage before and after the act. True talent.
Judge: _Do you have an emotional backstory?_
Contestant: Well, no but...
Judge: *_Then get out._*
bruh you everywhere and i like all your comments just because so
edit: and please answer me, dot wil be enough
@@del5788 dot
Владимир no
@@joelmatajr.6546 🅱️ruh
Greta Thurman
How to win: you gotta be a 6 year old kid who sings and lost both parents and have cancer
And be a A+ student
and also has a poor voice
I win...
But at what cost...
666th like😔👊
And really good looking too
I just realized the judges are Lenord, Sheldon, Penny, and Raj..
Person: “I can read your mind”
Judges: *crickets*
Person: “I was born at a young age by my mother”
Judges: *Clapping and cheering intensified*
That confetti is probably the most complex thing you’ve animated to date.
@Jules Juerez no, that's the point lol
He edited the guns falling from the sky in John Wick chapter portobello
He actually did a proper walk cycle in the joker vid
This is unrelated but do you know what he uses?
Using those Particle effects yes
Script.
1. Say "I'm Poor"
2. *Cry*
3. *Dance*
4. Wait...
5. *Cry Again*
That's how TV works
Dancing was not part of the script
thebigeyedpig 34 😒
4. Golden buzzer
thebigeyedpig 34 exactly
They don’t dance, they just flop their arms and legs around
The best part is I could see Sheldon being a real talent show judge
I know right I can't believe almost nobody noticed the judges were the characters from the big bang theory xD
“Mom, can we get America’s Got Talent?”
“No, we have America’s Got Talent at home.”
*America’s Got Talent at home:*
This is better
@@AaronCleetus-cj4gw yeah it's called victory by Joe stansa
“Thank’s Mom, This is Better!”
Kids in talent shows: i had 3 types of cancer i got bullied castrated and i died 4 times
I got Corona
Wow...
Dat is so sed...
Ond insporationel...
U are so brav...
*goldenbuzzer*
? 🤮
Now give me money
“Say you are poor”
“Cry”
This isn’t surreal this is life
my channel is nice
@@jumpingoncameradaily6612 ????
@@jumpingoncameradaily6612 ????
@Jumping On Camera Daily ????
hm.
*y e i y* ~floats aesthetically to curtain~
As someone who has been in ugly talent factor, I can confirm this is what it’s like.
Child dies brutally
Oompaloompas: 2:06
Lol
I'm dying
*b r u t a l l y*
Oompa loompa doompa boompa
Lmao
August lol
Magician: *teleports*
Judges:❌❌❌❌
Poor kid: "sing or dance"
Judges:⭐
@daryl indradjaja ⭐
daryl indradjaja *YOU WIN ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD.IOWDCJJKEHCDIJCDEHJIDCKJWDCBJI%*
@@rattfish lol
i am a magician and i am going to summon a huge friendly dragon and give it to you as a pet
* summons dragon *
golden buzzer please
@@alinek2289 *intense buzzing noises"
All judges: NO
I like that even tho they won, all the "X"s were still red
i litterally cried and have depression when he said "Im poor", i hope the kid can go very high in society ;)
The ugly child never cried, that is grounds for disqualification.
He never cried because he was unable to cry because of a disability.
@Alice Collins I am here to personally deliver an award. Please, have an ugly child.
You what your right
Tbh I don’t think the models support the feature, but it still counts as a disqualification
Cygnus X-1 100% agree
Badass pfp btw 🔧
"I was born with glass bones and paper skin"
*Golden buzzer noises*
"And every afternoon I break my arms".
(I also think).
@@eriv1974 At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.
@@twocraftingbunny1792
*falls down the stairs*
Augh,Ugh
Eeeeehh
CHOCOLATE
Is that from spongebob chocolate episode?
“Excuse me, but can you cry for the camera?”
1:27
the way she says it always gets me for some reason, my humor is broken.
For mass clapping press the buttons:
•I poor
•I child
•I sick
For win, please press:
•I dance
•I sing
lmao
Klan Klan azane klaklaklan
U can’t delete me
“the next contestant is a poor child fro-“
judges: *GOLDEN BUZZER*
basicemmy not funny didn’t laugh
ok
@@exonax4188 ok
Ok boomer
@@exonax4188 ok boomer
Audience: "what will you do for us-
Kid: *"I'M POOR"*
Audience: *that was beautiful*
If you can float away like that, you should win.
Contestant: I wear size 13 Nike’s
Judges: ❌❌❌
Contestant: *MENS* size 13 Nike’s
Judges: *C R I E S* and hits golden buzzer
Inspirational.
Contestant: I'm also a girl
Contestant: And I'm tall. People ask me how the weather is up there and it's terrible.
❌❌❌
@(Leo) Orissa Seangtewaporn Well, as was every other comment on this thread.
Doofenshmirtz's backstories would instantly win him the talent show for 10 years in a row.
_"It all began with the day of my actual birth. Both of my parents failed to show up."_
Lmao
I read it in the voice lmao
True dat.
why is this not the top comment lmao
Lillian Linton SAMEE
0:01 *sounds like a frying sound*
‘I’m poor’
*GOLDEN BUZZER!!!🛎🛎🛎*
"Now give me money."
"OK."
X-iled Yay
@@alex.m3824 69 likes come back when you have 420
Im back when he has 428 :(
Sound like golddigger
*I wish worked like that*
“I was born at a very young age”
*Intense Cheering*
*Intense Clapping*
Lol
Geniuses are born, not created
Wow, there are children in Africa.
"I started breathing when I was born"
Judges: *bruh so emotional you get golden buzzer*
Kn1cs0 F.
:D fellow twosetter
most accurate part is how the contestant wins and then completely vanishes off the face of the earth
That dance was better than anything i could ever do
"Now give me money"
But then you won't be poor anymore and everyone will hate you
Isn’t that the point
It’s the point of it
but then you can just lie and continue saying you are poor when you arent
@@jamclone hmst, an idea to save for the future days
Thats the point
Person: *Has actual talent*
Judges: ❌❌❌❌
Some kid: “I was born”
Judges: *Golden Buzzer*
accurate enough
lel
The kid: I was born on my birthday
Judges: 😭😭😭😭😥😥😓😓😓😢😢😢😦😧😨😩😱😱😱
"I was born at a very young age"
Judges: seems legit
That was the most beautiful dance I have ever seen in my life
2:49 she flew o u t t h e w o r l d 👌👌👌
Contestant: *has actual talent*
Judges: "k"
Contestant: "Oh and also I once called the teacher mom by accident"
Judges: "GET ME THE GOLDEN BUZZER!"
It happened to me once
Does that make me a millionaire?
ua-cam.com/video/zLScBHVqUNM/v-deo.html
oh
@@marksidorov9365 yes yes being really dumb and stupid and advertising your video without saying a single word wow img best thing ever hahahahahahhah
Seriously dude what the hell
GD Killers I was just showing my talent off😔
Contestant: “About a week ago I cried.”
Judges: *presses golden buzzer*
Mial isus oh wow I just realized that lol I’ll fix it
Contestant:"I coughed 3 times"
*Wins the contest*
yes
I was going to like your comment, but considering you are at 420 likes I believed that to be a crime against humanity.
Stop I actually blew on my screen because of your pfp I thought it was a hair
**God walks onto the stage to see how His creations do these talent shows**
God: "Hello. My name is Jesus. I have no traumatic backstory other than the fact I was harassed a "few" times by a bunch of annoying priests, and other than dying that one time my childhood and adulthood weren't that bad and now I have billions of people who love me. Today my talent will be creating an entire universe."
Simon: "Man, your childhood seems kind of lame. No sad parts or anything."
**he hits the buzzer**
**God proceeds to create another Big Bang right before everyone's eyes*
Simon: "That's neat, but it really isn't what we are looking for."
**all three judges say no except Howie, who was blown away quite literally**
**a teen walks on stage**
Teen: "My goldfish died when I was seven."
**Simon immediately hits the golden buzzer**
Teen: "I didn't even do an act."
Howie: "Doesn't matter at all! We don't care about talent, we care about sympathy points."
no one:
The stage floor:
“stand here or die”
ha ha funny xd
1,000th like
Uhh
uh uh uh. uhuhuhuh no?-
(Silence)
*Sunnyplayz64 fell out of the world*
Next person dancing like a god
Judges: your terrible, get out
Ikr, a girl once just did a few front flips and jumped off a wood thing and won, while a ton of other people risked their lives doing an amazing dance and lost because it was "too messy", but the thing is that show was meant to show different dances of different cultures, not all cultures have just clean gymnastics
*also boy: get 4 X's*
I know
I have the power to sence wooshes
My woosh sences are tingling
Ana Bannana it’s called America’s got talent for a reason and I really don’t get why so many of the performancers aren’t American it’s AMERICAS got talent not Africa’s got talent or China’s got talent
when multiple people enter a talent show its a battle of whoever can make up the best sob story
That dance was both surreal and entertaining.
Kids on talent shows be like
"I got stabbed 68 times, got cremated twice, died 7 times and got shot in the head"
@Random Guy yeah thats the exaggeration they put in
"ah yis that good buzzer"
you died 7 times but you had quick revive so you're not dead why not
Inspirational! 😭
NyanCatIsNear i KnOw riGhT? ThAt’S hOw fOrtNite WorKs! ThAt’S wHy i Am gOiNg tO diE, i wiLL LïVe fOreVeR, beCaUse fOrTniTe haS tEaChEd mE thAt viOlEncE iZ alWaYs tHe beEST anSWeR!
What you need to win a talent show:
-Have no money
-Have a relative or friend who died
-Have a disability
That's a talented person you just described
You missed one:
-Be gay.
No, I refuse to be gay.
Perfect, I’ll win now!
You also can’t be dead inside because you would have to cry.
Now next time when I'm on a show I will say "i'm poor"
i like that fourth judge just comes half way through the show
It’s actually scary how realistic this is
Its why its surreal
Actually no because the X's are yellow after I press the gold buzzer
They’ve been getting more realistic
Yea
lel
“i am poor.”
audience: 😃😻🥰🤩❤️😍😽🥳😁😆👏👏👏🎉
Lol
THIS IS EVERYTHING THAT IS TRUE
WoW
True that-
Lol
I was born at a young age into a family and spent my life living
Judges: *Crying*
0:06 SPARE HIM HIS LIFE FROM THIS MONSTROSITY
Contestant: my parents didn’t show up to my birth
Judge: this is so sad Alexa play Despacito
Wait a se-
Lickle Cryptic that was doofenshmirtz
Doofenshmirtz
Please don’t dig up the quondam grave of Despacito..
DOOFENSHMIRTZ EVIL INCORPORATED
_after hours_
I think some show named America’s got talent copied your idea
And somehow made it worse
And many also copied his idea
Oh really? 😏
Yeah, they totally ripped it off
That's terrible! How do they dare to copy such a masterpiece?!
The spelling on the subtitles were making me laugh so hard.
Friend: “I had a dream where my crush kissed me!”
My dreams:
Me too bro🤣
Today i dreamt i was fighting the coronavirus in my house
@@natiangel epic
One day I dreamed I was in Switzerland drinking Chocky milk in a Ski resort
My dream: **meeting the Hazbin Hotel characters and demonicly screeching scared**
It’s kinda messed up how accurate this is
Yea
Ikr
Yup
God is dead
@who2country she’s not, I hope
im so usually aware of jumpscares i remove mah headphones most of da TIME
"Can you also cry for the camera"
Nah, just tell the child it is adopted and than say that it's parents hate them to the point it crys
All you need for a talent TV show starter kit
- A self pity attitude
- Somewhat discouraging parents
- A sob story
- A unrealistic dream like world peace
- No actual talent except singing which is cliche
- Oh make sure everyone knows how sad you are by crying during the interview and everyone may just want you to move on
I actually fit this description perfectly so I’m probably gonna try out for agt sometime in my future
I've always thought I should go on one of those shows. I can sing so yeah. I have a shitty father who kicked me out or whatever. So I would probably win lol
Smh I’ve got all of these but I haven’t won anything 🤪
Elisa Castro grace vanderwaal
Even during school talent shows the amount of singers is annoyingly large
I was expecting the announcer to say “Now an actually talented person” and as soon as the person said hi, the judges all hit the X
@Arthur Yurchenko just watch any talent show.
That happens quite a lot.
600th like
666th like
"Why are you booing him? He's right!"
This person knows how to make my days just by animating t-posing characters to move their mouths and go to the stage in a unique way
😂😂👏👏👏👏
This is, like actually how it goes. Like I’m not kidding
That's been every single reality contest show since like 2002. America's Next Top Model is the same way. "I'm missing my face! Pls make me a model!"
Winning Contestant Requirements:
Kid below age of eight ☑️
Has mental disorder ☑️
Lost both arms and legs ☑️
Is poor ☑️
Is deaf and blind ☑️
Parents died ☑️
Gets bullied in school ☑️
Cries on stage ☑️
Has stage fright ☑️
lol true
Like likely true
Like
Financially stable and healthy adult: *Does something really well*
Judges: ❌❌❌❌
Poor disable child: *Does the same thing but slightly worse*
Judges: *Hits golden buzzer*
but what if the poor disable child has wheelchair, and financially stable and healthy adult decided to run?
@Caleb Burns Harvo Spoon is a disabled child so your input is immediately disqualified
adult: hey heres my comedy
judge: no
sad child: my family is dead and i have aids also here is my singing
judge: fantastic
Jack Brown Well the child is disabled, so it’s like a hundred times more impressive. Unless if it is singing.
I mean, yeah. That's how it should work. If a contestant is a *child* that is also *disabled* , them doing something really well sure is extremelly impressive. An *adult* that's also *healthy* doing the same thing only slightly better would be very dull in comparison.
The closed captions are beautiful
B A Z I N G A
This is epic
“hello i am a poor and ugly child”
me introducing myself anytime ever
Sophia The egg you are not ugly
Freya The Kitty ty ✌️
You are very ugly.
@@Ajthebusguy7 I mean he is a god of nothing
@@LaSneky well from his perspective she is neither ugly or beautiful, similar to schrodinger' cat, Shopia The Egg is currently in a state of being both ugly and beautiful, until we see her actual mortal form and decide for ourselves. So technically from our perspective right now it is true that she is not ugly, or beautiful, therefore the commenter you replied to is not wrong in saying what he said.
And yes I assumed their gender despite it invalidating my entire point. Don't ask questions
Doof should sign up for a talent show considering all of his backstories.
Yes
*M U S T* *
He'd lose to a baking soda volcano, though.
But he is not a child
T I F E L and he’s not starving
This is terrifying yet beautiful and emotional at the same time
You have no idea how much memories I have with your account, I know this video in particular isn’t that old, but it still gives me a dose of nostalgia
Whole video should’ve just been
*bad song and dance*
“Get out”
“But I’ve had a cold at some point in my life”
*golden buzzer*
*millions of dollars rain from the ceiling*
That’s a good idea and more accurate
@@Moon-ms4cy no, I think the video is fine, I love it!
Lool true
Z
@UA-cam L no no no no no no
These are kinda terrifying but i cant stop watching them
Judge: presses golden buzzer
Girl: now give me money
“my pet rat died”
Congratulations, you have achieved: *golden buzzer*
edit: okay 👌
I don’t ever want my pet rats to die 😢
:(
Yeah this is literally sooo accurate that it hurts
"can you also cry for the camera" lol.
"What is your name and why are you here?"
-"im poor"
Her name is poor
*w h a o*
this is a whole mood
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Hello poor
_"He's just a poor boy, from a poor family"_
Now I get why Bohemian Rhapsody is so liked and popular...
SPARE HIM HIS LIFE FROM THIS MONSTROSITY
@@donut3988 easy come easy go, will you let me go?
@@null2640 BISMILLAH NO
Ang- Hell WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO ( LET HIM GO )
jesus ur comment is bellow the other one w/ "Im just a poor boy nobody loves me"
wtf bro
“Um excuse me can you also cry for the camera-“
Can you please cry for the cam- made me die laughing LOL
Poor child: sways back and forth for three seconds
Literally everyone:
*WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*
Why is this comment so underrated.
*INTENSE CHEERING*
Kendall MacLeod A CHILD DANCIN FOR SECONDS YES DAT GOOD
GOLDEN BUZZERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
*INTENSE CLAPPING*
How to win a talent show:
-Have a body disability
-Be poor
Done.
Step 3 profit
Step 4: Cry
Step 5: emotional backstory
Step 6: be a kid
You missed out being non white, a confused gender, family issues, sad music and your brother or sister died last year which inspired you.
This is every talent show. I can't believe they are still on tv.
Kid: "i am poOoOr..."
Crowd: *applauses and cheers*
this inspired me to be poor
LMAO
LMAOOO-
😂
hahahahaha
💀💀💀
funny how almost every kid in these talent shows just “happen” to be the bullied and neglected kid
They wanted something for the audience to watch, because they know that a poor kid with ugly talent will lure more viewers in than a regular guy with an amazing talent, since everyone will clap and shit out of sympathy. It's all for the ratings.
@@Cheddar_Shred ✨yes✨
There was this one kid, Drew Lynch, who actually admitted to being a bully prior to his first audition.
@@Cheddar_Shred
That's the reason why I stopped watching those craps.
the atchuly bullied kids r probs never on there cuz I'm not on there
Person: _Has real, legitimate talent, is passionate about their talent, and has an inspirational story._
Judges: *I sleep.*
Kid: _Is poor._
Judges: *R E A L S H * T.*