The funniest story I heard was during ww2 to amuse themselves and to demonstrate the lack of opportunity for sex the men were to be seen holding their own imaginary massive erections moaning and groaning and hitting their imaginary erections into walls trees ect and making the thwack noises with thier mouths, the major after witnessing these events asked the sergeant "what the hell is wrong with the men"? "it's something to do with the shortages sir" "shortage of what"? Man can no longer keep his composure burst out laughing and ask for permission to leave. Leaving the confused major baffled.
23:20 Years ago I was in the Royal Canadian Air Cadets (RCAC), our version of MREs are called IMPs (Individual Meal Packages) and the main meal part is boiled inside of a sort of aluminum lined bag. The first one I ever had were cabbage rolls, it was the worst.
Funniest drill story was when we had a Russian dude in our BCT. The Drill Sarge is chewing us out for something the platoon did, and yells out "Is that understood?" Ruski private says "Da." the Drill hears this and chews him out, saying "It's" Sir yes sir, " Understood, Private?!" "Da, Sir Yes Sir, Blyat!" Everyone started cracking up a little, and Drill left it at thay for the time being.
Personal experience. I never checked in for IRR after I got out. In basic I took a few PB packets from breakfast one morning. A few soldiers and I where loaded into an LMTV for a detail. I told the other soldiers I had them and shared. Once done we threw them out the back of the truck. No one ever knew.
Man, I bet my dad wishes his time in Army bootcamp was funny like the nipple guy. He told me one day on the live fire range an instructor hit him with a rod of some sort, ripped his rifle out of his hands to inspect it himself (I think he said it jammed) and shoved it back in his chest. He told me with a 100% serious face that he came close to shooting him Full Metal Jacket style. He said they kept that instructor away from him after that. It's been a minute since I heard this story so I could be mixing thing up or leaving things out though so I'll have to ask him about it again sometime.
I've heard a few stories like this when I was in, not in my platoon. It was one of the guys on the deck above us, and he would talk about one DI who if he did one more thing to mess with him, that he would "do him". Luckily nothing ever happened.
@@peachbutt2330 Not really related to the story he told me, but he made it into the U.S. Army and served in the 2nd Armored Division serving as a mechanic. He was stationed in Germany around the time the Vietnam War was going on (he was never sent there, thank god).
@@peachbutt2330 No problem brother. You were recommended to me way back at 300 subs. I was binging SCP stuff back then. That might be good info if you are trying to grow! Good luck :D
Nope Sorry had to quit watching this video after 5 minutes to thumbs down and find another video to watch. Too much talking and not enough reacting. You got a nearly a 40 minute "reaction" video for a video that's literally 14 minutes long.
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The funniest story I heard was during ww2 to amuse themselves and to demonstrate the lack of opportunity for sex the men were to be seen holding their own imaginary massive erections moaning and groaning and hitting their imaginary erections into walls trees ect and making the thwack noises with thier mouths, the major after witnessing these events asked the sergeant "what the hell is wrong with the men"?
"it's something to do with the shortages sir"
"shortage of what"?
Man can no longer keep his composure burst out laughing and ask for permission to leave. Leaving the confused major baffled.
OMG ahahahahahahaha
23:20 Years ago I was in the Royal Canadian Air Cadets (RCAC), our version of MREs are called IMPs (Individual Meal Packages) and the main meal part is boiled inside of a sort of aluminum lined bag. The first one I ever had were cabbage rolls, it was the worst.
Funniest drill story was when we had a Russian dude in our BCT. The Drill Sarge is chewing us out for something the platoon did, and yells out "Is that understood?"
Ruski private says "Da." the Drill hears this and chews him out, saying "It's" Sir yes sir, " Understood, Private?!"
"Da, Sir Yes Sir, Blyat!"
Everyone started cracking up a little, and Drill left it at thay for the time being.
welp, he did say it, so can't get angry at him for that!
Personal experience. I never checked in for IRR after I got out.
In basic I took a few PB packets from breakfast one morning. A few soldiers and I where loaded into an LMTV for a detail. I told the other soldiers I had them and shared. Once done we threw them out the back of the truck. No one ever knew.
Man, I bet my dad wishes his time in Army bootcamp was funny like the nipple guy. He told me one day on the live fire range an instructor hit him with a rod of some sort, ripped his rifle out of his hands to inspect it himself (I think he said it jammed) and shoved it back in his chest. He told me with a 100% serious face that he came close to shooting him Full Metal Jacket style. He said they kept that instructor away from him after that. It's been a minute since I heard this story so I could be mixing thing up or leaving things out though so I'll have to ask him about it again sometime.
I've heard a few stories like this when I was in, not in my platoon. It was one of the guys on the deck above us, and he would talk about one DI who if he did one more thing to mess with him, that he would "do him". Luckily nothing ever happened.
@@peachbutt2330 Not really related to the story he told me, but he made it into the U.S. Army and served in the 2nd Armored Division serving as a mechanic. He was stationed in Germany around the time the Vietnam War was going on (he was never sent there, thank god).
@@tylercolby1426 At least he wasn't sent to Fort Polk, he'd probably get PTSD just from being stationed there
Keep uploading man! I’ve been slowly watched your channel grow and its inspirational
Thank you, comments like these really help me keep going :)
@@peachbutt2330 No problem brother. You were recommended to me way back at 300 subs. I was binging SCP stuff back then. That might be good info if you are trying to grow! Good luck :D
You mean the chicklets in my MRES aren’t chicklets?!
15:15 That was SSgt Hy, literally Angry Cops on UA-cam lol
It may not look like it with the views or comments but I'm there whenever I'm free.
Thank you, These types of comments makes this all worth while :)
@@peachbutt2330 Hehe, your pleasure.
Nope Sorry had to quit watching this video after 5 minutes to thumbs down and find another video to watch. Too much talking and not enough reacting. You got a nearly a 40 minute "reaction" video for a video that's literally 14 minutes long.