Killua: What's that red dot on your face? Me: Oh this, this is just cherry syrup. :3 Killua: It smells like metal Me: What!? No, it's cherry syrup. I was making tea. :3 (100% did not kill people)
'What did you use to kill them?' Me: *I stabbed them 37 times in the chest then I (as follows): 1) Cut them into pieces putting all things in different categories. Blood, Arms Legs Torso, Eyeballs Hair Fingernails and anything to give off DNA. 2) I burned the things that you can get DNA. 3) I flushed little bits of blood down the toilet a bit at a time so cops wouldn't recognize it came from my house. 4) Every time the trash person goes to get the trash I gave him something like a leg, an arm, etc. 5) Then I selled the organs at the black market keeping them well preserved- Me: **Realizes he said "WHAT did you use to kill them** 👁️👄👁️ Me: I mean... I stabbed them :D Killua: You through them in PUBLIC trash cans? Me: ......... yes...
Us/me: ( shows killua the hunters license) 😐🪪🔪 Killua: 😦😞😐 oh ok you got me but no killing Us/me: 😔🥲 Killua: No killing Us/me: 😞fine Killua:😊good ( killua kiss us/me)
WAHHH I CAME BACK TO THIS VID AND REALIZED U HAD 733 SUBBSSSS ALREADYYYY LIKE 1 OR 2 DAYS AGO I WAS UR 200TH SUBBBB YAYYY UR GROWING FASSTTT CONGRATS 🥺❤️✨
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I'm not sure..
“you killed gon too?” THE BIG ASS GASP THAT LEFT MY MOUTH WHEN I HEARD THAT- i would NEVER🤬🤬
@ミーオンドミーオン yes😡
🕊fly high me
@@StarberryVal TOBE FLT HIGHHHHH
He is like a cousin to me(if im in hxh he is)
😢
I would never and I mean NEVER KILL GON EVER IN MY LIFE
WHY
HoW cOuLd ThIs HapPeN TO MEEEEE
@Lilianna Gomes ?
Same in just, his just too precious
@PRINCESS MULIVAI as you should
Killua: WAIT YOU KILLED GON TOO?
me: WAIT SHIT I KILLED GON??? WHY THE FRICK-
It was an accident UwU 🤣
@@ana.vlogs223 prolly
😢
@@nemmmeeooww OH NO
@@nemmmeeooww GON DONT CRY- DONT CRY- KILLUA IS JUST JOKING- HEHE- ;-;"
Killua: “how many people did you kill”
Me: about 74
Killua “over 20?!”
Me : yUh
ye but killua killed more then 74 in the anime right?
@PRINCESS MULIVAI *SPITS OUT PEPTO BISMOL*
Yep
I killed like 1,000 we be poppin’
Get iNTo iT.
Who wouldn't be yandere for him??
Same
A normie
LMAO-
I bet even gon would 🤭
Me 🙋♂️
Killua: what did you do with the bodies?
Me: I turn them into Connie and feed them to demons 😃
AHAHAHAHA
U wrong for dat and u know it
H gig MJ hggfsdzf TD ft
HAHAHA
🥩🥩🥩
Killua:Your dumb
Me:I FRICKEN KNOW SO SHUT IT!!!
Killua:Wait what?
Me:Do I need to say it again
Killua:No
Killua : Gets work up for killing someone for him*
2 days before*
Killua: kills for us*
Us : 👁👄👁
👁👄👁
👁👄👁
👉🏽👁💧👄💧👁👈🏽
HAHAHAH
That is true though
Killua : and why does it smell like metal?!
Me : I killed a robot with the corpse of a human....
I would sure as hell be a yandere for him,but it so funny that he doesn’t even care
Killua:"and it smells like metal-"
Me:"Hun, my period is VERY, um- y'know?"
OH DEAR-
Not me reading this while on my period💀
@@animesimpayo3326 Same 🏃♀️💨
Kermit Frog 😔✊
@@animesimpayo3326 ahahahahaha sameee
I would be a yandere for him
Bro- WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING
@@raysemobangs5880 Its Romeo and juilet 🤣🤣
@@clxiki omfg 😭😭
@@raysemobangs5880 we always find each other
@@clxiki we will
"what's that red thing on your face?"
Me: A pimple.
"let me wipe it off"
Me: killua, dear, i really wish that was how that worked.
Haha nice
Relatable-
Fr
I love how he doesn't seem scared, just mildly annoyed that we killed bis friends
I LIKE HOW HE’S JUST SUPPORTING ME AHAHAH
THIS PERSON DEFINITELY DESERVE MORE SUBSCRIBERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😭🤚🏽
Very absolutely true-
If killing wasn’t illegal and if I was crazy, I would be a Yandere 😃🔪
You dont have to be crazy to kill people from what i know.
*✨Fun of you to assume that I haven't killed anyone before and I'm not already crazy.✨*
I am crazy 😔💅🏼
I’d most likely be a yandere if anime characters were real 😌💅🏼✨
I'm already crazy, if killing wasn't a sin, there would be corpses laying around in my school.
Y/N: **kills cutely**
Killua: **kills cutely**
*P S Y C H O P A T H I C M U R D E R C O U P L E*
HELL YAH!
Killua: *"Whats that red dot in your face?"*
Me: Its strawberry cake....
Killua: “what’s that red dot on your face?..”
Me: “uhmmmmm.... ketchup totally not blood”
My head: _im screwed TwT_
Same
I said strawberry jam 😂
OMG I GOT SO SCARED WHEN HE SAID “YOU KILLED GON TO”
I thought we killed gon for a sec- ✋😭
OH DONT WORRY- IF THE LISTENER DID THAT THEN, KILLUA WOULDVE PROBABLY KILLED THE LISTENER😭
@@feelinqstxpiddubs3242 😹true
Killua: what is this mysterious red dot on your face
Me: ITS TOMATO SOUP
BUT THE REAL QUESTION IS *IS IT GOOD SOUP?*
Him if I said that. You know damn well that you would not eat tomato soup if your life depended on it
Me. AH SHI-
Don’t mind me totally not listening to this with my killua body pillow-
Oh my gosh!! You’re so freaking lucky!😭😭
@@feelinqstxpiddubs3242 hehe thanks uvu ✨
@@tickletimpson8929 lucky ✋😤
I’m stealing it On my way! To your house ;3
@@S0.Ang2l no hehe uvu
Killua: and it smells like metal
Me: I just accidently scratched my knee
"You killed gon to?!"
Me: nooooooooo why would i do that he too cute 👁👄👁
Listener:Suki Suki Daisuke~~❤️❤️
Killua: *Terrified*
Me: *Tries not to laugh*
Yandere mode on
Can u do an injured listener one :3
I tripped yesterday-
You good because I tripped one time and broke my wrist idk how
@@Retard.. lol im kinda good, havin a black eye rn
@@yashironene2051 I tripped and broke my finger and dislocated at the same time 🤩
HII AGAIN YASHIRO
@@Kittsuk1 IZUKU WERE IN THE WRONG ANIME-
killua:whats that red dot on your face
me:BITCH YOU DID NOT JUST POINT OUT ONE OF MY SPOTS HIS NAME IS GARRY AND I LOVE HIM 😃✨
HAVAVDBFJSJ
I WOULD NEVER KILL GON
me continuing listening :YANDERE COUPLE
I totally wasn't waiting for you to post
@PRINCESS MULIVAI no way
@PRINCESS MULIVAI pfft
@PRINCESS MULIVAI nothing
THE FACT THAT I THOUGHT OF 20+ WHEN HE SAID “HOW MANY DID U KILL” BROOO I WAS SO SHOCKED
I think when im killing people i would just smile like an innocent person 👁👄👁👌🏻
Damn you're normal I'd be giggling and slicing them over and over-
👁👄👁
I would have been laughing and skipping
Him: it dosent make sense...
Me: yes it does ✋😤
Killua:Get your hands off my face
Me:but why 😭✋
Killua:they're cold
Me:oh okay
Killua: Why was this mysterious red dot on your face?!
Me: I was eating strawberries
Liar
Ooop- i guess I love him to much NDBXJSZBNS
Omg I was thinking of something similar...ARE YOU STALKING ME?!?
🔘💧👄💧🔘
*Akane what are you doing here*
Killua: What's that red dot on your face?
Me: Oh this, this is just cherry syrup. :3
Killua: It smells like metal
Me: What!? No, it's cherry syrup. I was making tea. :3 (100% did not kill people)
Bro I would never kill Gon tf 😭🤚🏻
My Killua kinnie side wouldn't lET ME
Killua:You killed Gon too!?
Me:WHAT!?
2:03
Bro I just said 20 then when I heard him say 20 I was like ''wt- 😀''
Killua: Your just a little killer
Me: That is what me father said before I killed my fish! 😃👍
Killua:I think your lying
Me:of course I'm not lying
Also me*kicks the corpse under the bed*
Me. AH MAN I WANTED TO KILL THAT GUY!
Pretty relaxed when finding out his gf is killing people
YASSS THIS IS SO CUTEEEEE
“Where did you put the bodies?”
I burned them.
“IN PUBLIC TRASH CANS?!”
Oh those were the ashes🤷♀️
Omg I’m 9 minutes late that’s early for me literally 💕😌
OMG IM SO GLAD WE DIDNT KILL GON I STOPPED BREATHING
POV: You realized you encouraged 338 simps to become yanderes for you
AH FU-
(Tbh I'd do this irl)
I’m early hi 😌✨
Hello! ^^
First😎
😌🖐🏾
Ok now thats a pro gamer move
@@kaeleyd7595 Ikr, call me Dream for now on😏
JKJK AHAHAHA
@@feelinqstxpiddubs3242 oh why ofc :]
Oh and pls pray for me there's someone banging on my door very aggressively T T
Oml- On your house door or on your bedroom door? If its your house door, I’m going to be extremely worried for you! :(
How many people did you kill?
Me: 20182364730009999
Killua: over 20!?
Me: yas king
Killua: are you dumb
Me: no wait… yes sadly
I’m a little obsessed 😲
Killua:WAIT you killed gon?!?
Me:gons innocent I let him leave even tho he saw
Bruhhhhhhh i wouldn't kill anyone 😫😭
First!
'What did you use to kill them?'
Me: *I stabbed them 37 times in the chest then I (as follows):
1) Cut them into pieces putting all things in different categories. Blood, Arms Legs Torso, Eyeballs Hair Fingernails and anything to give off DNA.
2) I burned the things that you can get DNA.
3) I flushed little bits of blood down the toilet a bit at a time so cops wouldn't recognize it came from my house.
4) Every time the trash person goes to get the trash I gave him something like a leg, an arm, etc.
5) Then I selled the organs at the black market keeping them well preserved-
Me: **Realizes he said "WHAT did you use to kill them** 👁️👄👁️
Me: I mean... I stabbed them :D
Killua: You through them in PUBLIC trash cans?
Me: ......... yes...
Second >:(
Us/me: ( shows killua the hunters license) 😐🪪🔪
Killua: 😦😞😐 oh ok you got me but no killing
Us/me: 😔🥲
Killua: No killing
Us/me: 😞fine
Killua:😊good ( killua kiss us/me)
“you hid them in public trash cans?“ yes “are you stupid???“ yes
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
underrated UNDERRATED
Killua : is there something your not telling me?
Me:* hides the bodys of those who laughed at me when i feel down*
Killua : what is this red dot in your face
Me: …
Killua: answer me😵
Me: sharpie,oil,paint
Killua: oh
Me:**evil smile**. And blood
Killua: oh👩🏼🦲
Killua* what's going on !?
Me*😔✋I killed someone people because they touched my food 💔
Thank you for making this
casually binging your videos
Killua:how many did you kill
Me in mind: maybe 20
Killua: you kill 20!?
Me in mind: is this channel reading my mind
I really dont know.,...
YESSS
WAHHH I CAME BACK TO THIS VID AND REALIZED U HAD 733 SUBBSSSS ALREADYYYY LIKE 1 OR 2 DAYS AGO I WAS UR 200TH SUBBBB YAYYY UR GROWING FASSTTT CONGRATS 🥺❤️✨
TYSM!!💗🥺✨
@@feelinqstxpiddubs3242 Yw 🥺
I need more of this I’m my life aaaahh!!
Ao far ive learned that 2 yanderes are bootiful
“How many people did you kill?”
Uh lost count 👁👄👁 *69?*
“OVER 20?!”
Y e S
*clears throat* yes let's pretend that your not a yandere also ✨
Help in scared it is 4 15 am where I am and there is banging on the window
Killua’s tryna enter your house ✋🏻😂
Tonight the door is not being Locked 😌
Is there something you havent been telling me...?~killua // me 0-0 oh sh- i ate y-your last strawberry donut killua- 🤧❤️ it was really good-
Killua: YOU KILLED GON TO
Me: wait I did that’s I LOVED HIS HAIR 🙇♀️
Killua: Your just a little killer.
(Me, a serial killer) : Yah... Little...
"Are you dumb?"
the fact i instantly just said outloud "Yes. 🙂" PL
Who wouldn't kill people for him on would do it any day for him😃🙏🏼
I’m probably 23 mins left ✨ and i just wanted to say haii ^^
Hiiii!! You can say hi anytime! ^^
FeelinqStxpid Dubs Thank you ^^
“What is that red dot in your face..?”
Me: OH ITS JUST STRAWBERRY ICECREAMMM NOW SHUSHHHHH
I'll go sangwoo mode-
4 days late 👁👄👁
Me:uhh...ummm... I had nuggies and the liquid part of the ketchup got on my face?? 😅
YesSssSsSSSSssssSsS🤤 one of these🤤🤤💙💙💧💧🤤💧
Hisoka?
HAHAHABDNEJWK-
@@feelinqstxpiddubs3242 what dose that say🤨
@@clxiki VUCUFUGU
it's yandere listener and killua talking to each other.
Killua being shocked about listener killing ppl*
Other Video: yandere killua x listener
Me:👁👄👁
Killua: is there something your not telling me
Me: Ok, look.....I was making spaghetti, I'm hungry-
Killua where'd you hide the body's?
Me:I ate them 👁👄👁
Killua:you copied m-
Me:wait a damn minute
Ah shit I revealed me secret !
Yandere listener: tells him about the people they have killed
Killua: being suprisingly calm at this
Listener: your taking this Rather calmly ,_' -
Killua: is there something that ur not telling me
Me: OK OK OK OK OK OK I AM BISEXUAL
Awh! Thats cool!! :D
@@feelinqstxpiddubs3242 (*ˊᗜˋ*)ᵗᑋᵃᐢᵏ ᵞᵒᵘ
killua:.......and it smells like metal
me: oh so blood smells like metal now a days
I’m honestly not sure if blood smells like metal, actually! XD
Me who thought I was listening to a killua x sick listener and automatically assumed the red dots were chicken pocks: 🌚
But like who wouldn't be yandere for you.........
senpai~
Me who just thought of the song 🎵 would you love me more if I killed someone for you 🎵
Yessss!😌
....I WOULD NEVER KILL GON!!
K: are you dumb
Me: I haven’t been to school In almost a while month
K: huh👹
Me:right I am dumb
K: bunni I-
Me: tell me something I don’t know 🙄