Exposing My ~Queer~ Dating Profiles (LESBIAN vs BABY GAY!)

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  • @ecs8837
    @ecs8837 2 роки тому +1626

    Ashley once made me laugh so hard that I went home and slept with my ex girlfriend PROCEED WITH CAUTION

    • @darew1101
      @darew1101 2 роки тому +6

      AHHHHHH 😂omg

    • @biancaoliveirafonseca2376
      @biancaoliveirafonseca2376 2 роки тому +4

      Oh wow

    • @leah9532
      @leah9532 2 роки тому +3

      🤣😂😂😂👍

    • @somecuber7001
      @somecuber7001 2 роки тому +3

      Wow good 4 u

    • @SingSirenMae
      @SingSirenMae Рік тому +1

      Love what you did there haha I laughed so hard when she said that and I seen this comment. 😆🫠🔥😅🤘🤘🤘🤘🙌🌻

  • @Almightyrastus
    @Almightyrastus 2 роки тому +643

    "I'm your rock,; boulder me bitch" - best line ever.

    • @AlaynaJoyOfficial
      @AlaynaJoyOfficial  2 роки тому +121

      I quoted this over text to her IMMEDIATELY while editing

    • @annabeinglazy5580
      @annabeinglazy5580 2 роки тому +7

      Hits different when you do bouldering 👀

  • @csage04
    @csage04 2 роки тому +574

    my therapist once said “it’s just a dating profile, not a graduate thesis” and i feel like that sums up this video pretty well.

  • @Cartoonlover135
    @Cartoonlover135 2 роки тому +971

    The way you two bounce off eachother is HILARIOUS I'm laughing the whole time

    • @AlaynaJoyOfficial
      @AlaynaJoyOfficial  2 роки тому +150

      Ashley KILLS me

    • @thewillow3457
      @thewillow3457 2 роки тому +4

      throw in kate and you might die from laughter

    • @ThatGirlShelbyy
      @ThatGirlShelbyy 2 роки тому +39

      Ashley : “Is this enough rainbow?”
      Alayna : “Is this enough cuff?”
      Had me absolutely dying 🤣😭🤣😭
      Also your names are cute together 🥺😅💕 hi from NS🇨🇦

    • @cellobotomy6368
      @cellobotomy6368 2 роки тому +24

      Ashley would IMMEDIATELY be like "mm yeah i'd bounce off Alayna"

    • @Rinofficial285
      @Rinofficial285 Рік тому

      Same

  • @uhhhidkwhatmynameis
    @uhhhidkwhatmynameis 2 роки тому +773

    giving ashley the title of "master baiter" was RIGHT there

  • @irradiated_woman8016
    @irradiated_woman8016 2 роки тому +611

    A wise woman once said: "tough lesbian chicks always dress like, _the coolest_ sixth grade boy"
    This describes my adult woman wardrobe a bit too perfectly, and I love seeing Ashley's... coolboy-core? fits.

    • @ocp5062
      @ocp5062 2 роки тому +11

      the wisest woman

    • @starrr365
      @starrr365 2 роки тому +16

      The pink one so terrify

  • @davidstone7108
    @davidstone7108 2 роки тому +381

    Ashley also missed the opportunity to ask you, in reference to riding the joke to the end, "Are YOU the joke? Do they need to ride YOU to the end? And which end?"

    • @AlaynaJoyOfficial
      @AlaynaJoyOfficial  2 роки тому +267

      I had someone message me with the opening line “what if I’m the joke”

    • @ireallyreallyhategoogle
      @ireallyreallyhategoogle 2 роки тому +22

      @@AlaynaJoyOfficial Great reference to us Joy Riders, thanks.

    • @mailyak442
      @mailyak442 2 роки тому +4

      @@AlaynaJoyOfficial OMG 😅😂

    • @linoyhib6899
      @linoyhib6899 Рік тому +1

      I think you meant "...which hand?"* no no I'd take myself out sorry🤣

  • @pennyforyourthoughts4
    @pennyforyourthoughts4 2 роки тому +276

    Ashley is the type of person you just can't sip your drink around because she's always saying some funny shit 😂 I adored this video the laughter was contagious 👏 Thanks for sharing, rock on!

  • @emmyisurmom
    @emmyisurmom 2 роки тому +262

    the laughter is contagious and Ashley got me with that spit command 😳

    • @AlaynaJoyOfficial
      @AlaynaJoyOfficial  2 роки тому +105

      honestly considered editing it out, glad I didn't 😳

    • @emmyisurmom
      @emmyisurmom 2 роки тому +20

      @@AlaynaJoyOfficial 🙏doin the lords work

    • @ireallyreallyhategoogle
      @ireallyreallyhategoogle 2 роки тому +15

      @@AlaynaJoyOfficial Don't you dare cut out such a good joke.

  • @shannonleeann5643
    @shannonleeann5643 2 роки тому +176

    So is that color lesbian yellow? Is it the standard uniform? Do you need to be a certain level of lesbian?

    • @SinisterSaturation
      @SinisterSaturation 2 роки тому +18

      Yeah, it's like martial arts but instead of belts it's tops and bottoms. Cuz. You know. Guess they're both yellow level tops.

  • @ilTHfeaa
    @ilTHfeaa 2 роки тому +204

    I matched with a girl named Jenny and my opening line was “I hope you’re more likeable than jenny from the L word” and she unmatched me 😂😂😂

  • @anger101
    @anger101 2 роки тому +111

    So we’re not going to talk about the color coordinated outfits? Love it.

  • @Charlotte-cf4pd
    @Charlotte-cf4pd 2 роки тому +90

    wow they’re even matching!!! iconic 💁‍♀️

  • @kenbrown2927
    @kenbrown2927 2 роки тому +115

    This video could also be called--
    "Queer people laugh at each other, but no one makes a move."
    Auh, a tale as old as time.

  • @SonataOfPeace
    @SonataOfPeace 2 роки тому +71

    ASHLEY WAS SO CHAOTIC SHE MADE ALAYNA FORGET TO DO THE COUGH

  • @etheplant
    @etheplant 2 роки тому +48

    this video was just a delight. also i cant believe that two lesbians would become dating coathes for me as a baby trans gay guy but hey i'm not complaining lol.

  • @TimdeVisser86
    @TimdeVisser86 2 роки тому +75

    Ashley: 'I'm gonna roast this baby gay'
    Also Ashley: 'Alayna Joy will make you come SO hard...'

  • @kmcclellan9820
    @kmcclellan9820 2 роки тому +58

    I love when Alayna and Ashley collab! I was introduced to Ashley when she first came on the channel and immediately went and subbed to hers. Y'all are so funny together and the gayness of you two brings me so much joy. Love the queer chaos! Keep it up with this wonderful series!

  • @vc3663
    @vc3663 2 роки тому +56

    Whenever Alayna doesn't cough I worry she's been kidnapped and is trying to blink us a message.

    • @ireallyreallyhategoogle
      @ireallyreallyhategoogle 2 роки тому +7

      No cough, no cat shirt, no cat kiss, no cat at all, something is very wrong.

    • @ireallyreallyhategoogle
      @ireallyreallyhategoogle 2 роки тому +2

      @Yang Cristina That's another proof Alayna has been kidnapped. The kidnapper made them wear matching uniforms.

  • @themrs9407
    @themrs9407 2 роки тому +42

    I love how chaotic y'all are.

  • @bobbiejeanraper5156
    @bobbiejeanraper5156 2 роки тому +42

    You and Ashley are so funny together. She gets you so flustered.

  • @Rising_Pho3nix_23
    @Rising_Pho3nix_23 2 роки тому +14

    If Ashley wrote a dating book, I would buy it

  • @kaylabarnes5556
    @kaylabarnes5556 Рік тому +4

    The reason I love Alayna's profile is that it's so diverse. There are pictures of her: in nature, doing something she loves, joking around, going out on the town. The jokes in this video are golden but so is Alayna's profile, in all seriousness.

  • @melissagoode151
    @melissagoode151 2 роки тому +8

    My opening line is "paint me green and spank me like a disobedient avocado" so I'm not sure what energy I'm attracting 🤣

  • @luisherrera9849
    @luisherrera9849 2 роки тому +16

    You too are awesome and hilarious. When Ashley said be a good girl and spit had me laughing

  • @jakobjohnson984
    @jakobjohnson984 2 роки тому +14

    Damn, y'all are matching and everything

  • @graylace
    @graylace 2 роки тому +5

    The two of you are giving very Mae Martin/Feel Good energy in this video, and I am very much here for it

  • @kylejackson6531
    @kylejackson6531 2 роки тому +15

    The thing is I would love to just watch an episode of yall just talking

    • @gabspatate
      @gabspatate 2 роки тому +4

      Alayna was on Ashley's podcast 'We're having gay sex', check it out!

    • @kylejackson6531
      @kylejackson6531 2 роки тому +1

      @@gabspatate thanks i will

  • @carolina72720
    @carolina72720 2 роки тому +6

    You two SHOULD do a video on how to start a conversation with someone (wlw), i love this video and i would for sure watch a video on this topic also!!!

  • @TheNameIsStacey
    @TheNameIsStacey 2 роки тому +7

    Absolutely LOVE you and Ashley’s vibe together 😅 Can’t stop laughing and you guys work well feeding off each other’s energy ✌🏼 And THANKYOU Alayna for introducing me to BetterHelp; social anxiety always made it hard to think about seeing a therapist; but seeing your promos and knowing it can be a message based system was a game changer ❤️❤️❤️ Can’t thank you enough for being my light in dark times and helping me feel okay to find help

  • @liamclarke64
    @liamclarke64 2 роки тому +20

    Always love watching content you two make together!!!

  • @jodiac
    @jodiac 2 роки тому +1

    This is real, this is raw, this is vulnerable. My new bio.

  • @cael_aj
    @cael_aj 2 роки тому +1

    I'm glad that I'm not the only one who's picky about an opening line because I get so many first messages that are just, "hi" or "how's it going?" And I sigh every time because there's nothing to work with there.

  • @irradiated_woman8016
    @irradiated_woman8016 2 роки тому +10

    I'm a proud joybaby.
    Loved you two on the pod this week, as always. The unedited video was wild lol.

  • @Hollymodz
    @Hollymodz 2 роки тому +16

    i can't wait to watch this video Alayna!!! brings such a smile to my face! i need more ashley on this channel, please 🙃

  • @RUEGREY
    @RUEGREY 6 місяців тому +1

    Did you guys mean to wear the same shirt? haha! love it

  • @beaniebb
    @beaniebb 2 роки тому +4

    Ashley made Alayna laugh so hard i found out she had a tongue ring lmfao

  • @haisal2846
    @haisal2846 2 роки тому +2

    I really want a crossover with these two and @makingemi it would be a wild ride 😃

  • @snehapradhan5591
    @snehapradhan5591 2 роки тому +3

    this video is pure chaos and i love every second of it 😌

  • @latischahuller
    @latischahuller 2 роки тому +4

    I clicked on it because it 2 of my favorites! I gotta know if you two planned the matching colors! 🤣

  • @dianeaishamonday9125
    @dianeaishamonday9125 2 роки тому +4

    Ashley hand validation
    Is all we need 😁👍
    Edit: where was the cough tho 🥺

  • @snemehta3274
    @snemehta3274 2 роки тому +4

    "i call it sex pumpkin" is absolutely killing me, please this was so funny

  • @lincymoonen228
    @lincymoonen228 2 роки тому +2

    Hahahahh omg this video was sooo funny. 😂😂😂 honestly ashleys opening lines are TOP TIER

  • @Eduardo-xy8jj
    @Eduardo-xy8jj 2 роки тому +1

    Gods, im like a gay cis male and im driven to write it all in a notebook. Good tea, good advice !

  • @margoblaha1398
    @margoblaha1398 2 роки тому +5

    Loving the interaction 😂 you two should definitely collab again!

  • @livridley3515
    @livridley3515 2 роки тому +2

    This duo will always be god tier. I will never tire of it

  • @giovannaflister7167
    @giovannaflister7167 2 роки тому +1

    Ashley makes Alayna flustered and she also makes me

  • @biancachristina7302
    @biancachristina7302 2 роки тому +2

    This is the type of queer chaos I honestly live for ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

  • @MarvinTheMusicMan
    @MarvinTheMusicMan 2 роки тому +1

    New Guinness World Record......
    Most double entendres in a UA-cam video 🤣🤣

  • @MsBethylou
    @MsBethylou 2 роки тому +2

    The chaos of these two makes me think of them as the lesbian version of Trixie and Katya!

  • @aralynjade
    @aralynjade Рік тому +2

    Ashley called Alayna mommy was that foreshadowing for chosen family?

  • @resvirarontic3050
    @resvirarontic3050 2 роки тому +2

    You know I once tried to be cool but came out really nervous, flirting was bad, stance was bad, compliment was bad, even my mom had to help me get her phone number. 🤣

  • @GBLYBT
    @GBLYBT 2 роки тому +3

    the matching mustard lol

  • @probablyalex
    @probablyalex 2 роки тому +1

    I could listen to you two talk for hours

  • @gabbieshetlar1891
    @gabbieshetlar1891 2 роки тому +1

    Being in Kansas, can confirm there was just a tornado here 🤣💚

  • @theogserena
    @theogserena 2 роки тому +1

    Where was Kate and her whistle, lolol TWEEEEEEET TWEEEEET!!!

  • @ThatGirlShelbyy
    @ThatGirlShelbyy 2 роки тому +2

    That beanie/green shirt/comfy pants camping outfit with the cup was cute though?!? 🤷🏼‍♀️😅
    Ashley : “Is this enough rainbow?”
    Alayna : “Is this enough cuff?”
    Had me absolutely dying 🤣😭🤣😭
    Also your names are cute together 🥺😅💕 hi from NS🇨🇦

  • @watsonandbscuriousdays
    @watsonandbscuriousdays 2 роки тому +1

    omg..never stop making these videos!! you’re excitement about being a baby gay is actually so helpful ❤️ also..ashley and alayna in one video is just the best :)

  • @zrae4389
    @zrae4389 2 роки тому +1

    I am "walk thru the woods and look at ferns" type of outdoorsy too. ✌️ or slowly float along the river in the canoe kinda shit. That's a vibe.

  • @lilp3903
    @lilp3903 Рік тому +1

    Omg?! This is the first video I’ve ever watched on this channel… I was NOT expecting to see a location where I live from an Americans video?! The bar she’s sat across at 7:30 is a gay bar called the Viaduct in Leeds, England!! That rainbow bridge is an iconic staple of the pride parades we hold here in Leeds! Such a huge coincidence

  • @vallentinac9513
    @vallentinac9513 2 роки тому +2

    I wish your videos with Ashley never ended...

  • @trac79itlab24
    @trac79itlab24 2 роки тому +3

    Absolutely love your guys' chaotic energy, so excited whenever I see you guys doing vids together

  • @valentinasoto4906
    @valentinasoto4906 Рік тому

    I LOOOVVV THAT PHOTO IN THE WOODS SHUUUT UP

  • @maddiesmyth2344
    @maddiesmyth2344 2 роки тому

    the colour coordination is *chef kiss*

  • @slee1546
    @slee1546 2 роки тому +35

    I have an unhealthy love for Ashley

  • @docxen
    @docxen 2 роки тому

    love it Alayna's camera feels bad for her and tries to unfocus on her

  • @raeechil
    @raeechil 2 роки тому +1

    I feel like I’m looking in the mirror with Ashley, that daily harvest smoothie cup is in my trash can right now, and once I crawl out of bed finally I’ll be putting on nearly that exact outfit. Am I gay?

  • @sami-yc3xj
    @sami-yc3xj 2 роки тому +3

    Ashley is truly the queen of roast (nay the queen of comedy) she roasted me once, it was hilariously and brutally accurate… one of my greatest accomplishments was getting roasted by ashgavscomedy

  • @brak1615
    @brak1615 2 роки тому +2

    Alayna I love the way you try to make sure everyone feels safe and validated. Also your profiles (both of them) are wonderful. 🥰🥰

  • @kotyashkotyash873
    @kotyashkotyash873 2 роки тому

    That warm up at the beginning has just stolen my tumb up, geez

  • @scubagoldfish45
    @scubagoldfish45 2 роки тому +3

    Ashley hand validation

  • @reedcunningham2007
    @reedcunningham2007 2 роки тому +1

    It's the matching outfit colors for me

  • @Catastropheshe
    @Catastropheshe 2 роки тому

    Got from Ashley channel didn't expected part 2 🤣
    I'm gonna die from asphyxiation lol 🤣🤣🤣

  • @VeeJayASMR
    @VeeJayASMR 2 роки тому

    Alayna, your catch phrase 'You can be gay if you want to' really resonates with me. Thank you ♥️

  • @fionabuilds
    @fionabuilds 2 роки тому +3

    When's the wedding and are we invited?

  • @qt_stacy
    @qt_stacy Рік тому +1

    lol I love the level of command y’all both had parasocially in. alena struggles with empathy (ugh how compassionate of her loljk) ashley and i have no shame lmao. however i don’t trust better help anymore so i’ll hopefully find a local psychiatrist. i definitely need to be medicated for my adhd i think it could change my lack of productivity due to constantly distracting myself

  • @ananyakallianpur4956
    @ananyakallianpur4956 2 роки тому +1

    The subtitles say actually Kevin when you introduced Ashley XDXD

  • @bellamckinnon8655
    @bellamckinnon8655 2 роки тому +2

    This was so chaotic and I’m very here for it haha

  • @giuliamalpikachu
    @giuliamalpikachu 10 місяців тому

    Was watching that at work and never held so much to not laugh 😂 also: why in my country there is no Alayna, shes so charming ;-;

  • @caaizre
    @caaizre 2 роки тому +1

    Love how they’re matching

  • @ashleymadgett3684
    @ashleymadgett3684 2 роки тому +1

    This was awesome thank you!!! I appreciate the collaborations and different points 😆 ty!!!

  • @noxmullen3961
    @noxmullen3961 2 роки тому +1

    It's good that you decide to have boundaries but know that no matter what you tell us as an audience we don't judge and we still think ur amazing ❤️

  • @VictorVonGrooove
    @VictorVonGrooove Рік тому

    This was the first video with Ashley in it. The moment she called me a little bitch, I knew I would follow her forever.

  • @majareinhardt4325
    @majareinhardt4325 2 роки тому

    thisss duo>>>>>>>

  • @Ilovemyconverse916
    @Ilovemyconverse916 2 роки тому +2

    LOVE when you both create content together 😂🖤

  • @dairedunn1486
    @dairedunn1486 2 роки тому

    It's getting harder and harder to do the mental gymnastics required to believe I'm not in love with Alayna's fingers

  • @nubian_queen4471
    @nubian_queen4471 2 роки тому

    The halo staying over Ashley's head for like 3 frames got funnier every frame

  • @lincymoonen228
    @lincymoonen228 2 роки тому

    That one part after the outro is so funny 😂 i would love to see random parts like that as outro after your outro more often

  • @littlerayofsunshine8825
    @littlerayofsunshine8825 Рік тому

    Love the banter and energy of this duo!

  • @cutelittledevil88
    @cutelittledevil88 2 роки тому

    O my, my veiny hands are finally an asset? We call them crocodile hands in my family.

  • @ameleamusic
    @ameleamusic 2 роки тому +1

    the fact Alayna is holding a mug I gave her during this section... 13:32 not sure how to feel about this 😂😳

  • @ducky_ek5119
    @ducky_ek5119 2 роки тому

    We need a Alayna Ashley and Mak collab!

  • @camiladolorestorales9215
    @camiladolorestorales9215 2 роки тому +1

    You need to do one reacting to your followers profiles

  • @frauleinpumuckl4280
    @frauleinpumuckl4280 2 роки тому

    I love the lake picture it’s so aesthetic

  • @livbrooks4194
    @livbrooks4194 2 роки тому +1

    every time you collab i genuinely cannot tell if i want to date ashley or just be her best fuckin friend 😂😂

  • @indiabastien
    @indiabastien 2 роки тому +1

    Also omg you two have such amazing energy!!!

  • @shadowcat4529
    @shadowcat4529 2 роки тому +1

    gay chaos... we love to see it

  • @afrenchrussian4841
    @afrenchrussian4841 2 роки тому

    Im slammed F watching this video from the UK and im loving the configence its giving me

  • @NiamhIsANinja
    @NiamhIsANinja 2 роки тому

    Not the viaduct bridge getting absolutely roasted. Every gay who has ever been to leeds has a picture with that bridge

  • @johnlox398
    @johnlox398 Рік тому

    13:24 - 13:54
    Must resist the urge to write Smut Fanfic >-<
    The "to reign yourself in"-stuff ain't helpin'!