A Guide To Fighting Dangerous Mythical Creatures and Cryptids

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  • @ChatHistory
    @ChatHistory  25 днів тому +131

    Play World of Warships here: wo.ws/3MntA0c
    Comment here and I'll say hi. For real.

  • @naitogeringer9135
    @naitogeringer9135 24 дні тому +746

    Dr disrespect coming for the child is pure gold lmaoo

    • @sebbepalmer3362
      @sebbepalmer3362 24 дні тому +7

      rimworld pfp goated

    • @AspheSCS
      @AspheSCS 23 дні тому +3

      lmaooo

    • @Mesias_3447
      @Mesias_3447 20 днів тому +9

      dr disrespect be disrespecting the age of consent

    • @france_losted_togermany
      @france_losted_togermany 13 днів тому

      Fun fact, the original Corpo Seco was an absolute evil bastard in his life alive, often beating his own mother and doing multiple vile crimes, so much that Hell didn't want him, and the Earth spitted him out from the ground from pure disgust

    • @RenegadeStriker7
      @RenegadeStriker7 4 дні тому +1

      I've had dreams about a shadow person

  • @kdeas10
    @kdeas10 24 дні тому +614

    We have instructions on how to fight them, but where are the instructions to love them?

    • @ragewalker7555
      @ragewalker7555 24 дні тому +26

      You can fight them into submission and then love them as much as you want lmao; I know I’d keep the owl as a pet for sure

    • @seekerhunts
      @seekerhunts 24 дні тому

      Looks like we got another monster fucker...

    • @Balls_on_Chin
      @Balls_on_Chin 24 дні тому

      just complete the mating ritual. too easy.

    • @disbeafakename167
      @disbeafakename167 24 дні тому +4

      You don't know how to love?

    • @aaronlfcynwa2951
      @aaronlfcynwa2951 24 дні тому +5

      Will they also love you when encountering them?

  • @connorschwab148
    @connorschwab148 24 дні тому +223

    “Common bed room rope” 👀

  • @DVT117
    @DVT117 24 дні тому +141

    Finally, I could sleep at night without another Cryptid chasing me across the world

  • @roy11gg
    @roy11gg 24 дні тому +138

    8:11 Diabolical 💀💀💀

    • @TertiaryTrash
      @TertiaryTrash 24 дні тому +5

      oi hughie

    • @Sol_Invictus1997
      @Sol_Invictus1997 24 дні тому +6

      I immediately rushed to the comment section after seeing that. 😂😂😂

  • @martletkay
    @martletkay 23 дні тому +187

    Fun fact: The Chickcharney was actually kind of real. There used to be a giant, likely flightless owl that lived in the Bahamas in prehistoric times, and was still around long enough for the first humans who arrived to see it. It was probably around three feet tall and stood upright like a burrowing owl, and was possibly related to them or barn owls. So that's literally a creature their ancestors saw and made up stories about.

    • @sesquipedalianloquaciousne4035
      @sesquipedalianloquaciousne4035 21 день тому +15

      Ah, so it's one of those prehistoric animal things

    • @michealrossiter148
      @michealrossiter148 19 днів тому

      Obviously it manipulated the laws of probability the wrong way and extincted itself.

    • @samuraidoggy
      @samuraidoggy 12 днів тому +2

      Like Dodos?

    • @drakesmith471
      @drakesmith471 11 днів тому +2

      @@samuraidoggycraziest thing about dodos is they weren’t mainland based and didn’t die off prehistorically. I was so confused with a claymation called Pirates Band of Misfits. The captain has a dodo instead of a parrot and I’m like “wtf did they give him that.” Turns out, people ate the dodos and the dodos’ eggs got eaten by rats and cats. They’re related to pigeons and on Mauritius without predators were like “what, am I supposed to run from you?” They died in the 1600s I think.

  • @AspheSCS
    @AspheSCS 24 дні тому +641

    here and I’ll say hi. For real.

    • @Best____
      @Best____ 24 дні тому +7

      Hi

    • @n4ughty_knight
      @n4ughty_knight 24 дні тому +10

      What does that mean?

    • @Prince_Rain
      @Prince_Rain 24 дні тому +36

      Please stop harassing me about my daily language lessons

    • @RedmondMann-dn1ld
      @RedmondMann-dn1ld 24 дні тому +10

      Hola, Duolingo. ¿Cómo estás hoy?

    • @AspheSCS
      @AspheSCS 24 дні тому +22

      @@Prince_Rain No thanks!

  • @youngstownwx
    @youngstownwx 24 дні тому +57

    Blud described British people 0:23

    • @rosiecooper8030
      @rosiecooper8030 17 днів тому +1

      As a Brit, yeah... Yeah, he did

    • @sizzili1902
      @sizzili1902 17 днів тому

      Shit, I’ll take the kissable lips as a compliment 😭

  • @wendelljeffeson3000
    @wendelljeffeson3000 24 дні тому +66

    Brazil mentioned RAAAAAHHH🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🎉🎉🎉🎊🎊🎊🎊⚽⚽🏐🏐🏐🐒🐒🐆🐆🌳🌳🌳💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

    • @joaogabrielv.m328
      @joaogabrielv.m328 24 дні тому +1

      Brasil, caraleoooooooooo

    • @veridianschimiller6234
      @veridianschimiller6234 17 днів тому +1

      BRASIL-SIL-SIL

    • @rodrigoleal8048
      @rodrigoleal8048 12 днів тому +1

      Brazil 🎉🎉🎉🎉🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷 olé samba🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷💨🎉💨💨💨🎉🎉🎉🕺💃

    • @coppergolemcareca269
      @coppergolemcareca269 11 днів тому +1

      O foda foi o sotaque mexicano mas de resto, BRASIL KRLLLLLLLLLL, CAMPEÃO NÚMERO UM PORRAAAAAA

  • @penumbro838
    @penumbro838 24 дні тому +44

    Tiyanak would never get me... if i ever heard a child crying in a forest I would be like ''serves you right'' and leave.

    • @CheeseyBreezey
      @CheeseyBreezey 10 днів тому +2

      I'd plug my ears and keep moving. I don't want a migraine.

  • @martletkay
    @martletkay 23 дні тому +35

    I have heard from South Africans that the tokoloshe can be thwarted by raising your bed because it was likely inspired by people dying of CO2 poisoning in their sleep because of laying on the floor in closed areas, with too many people in the closed room, or with a smoky fire in the hut. If you raised your bed, you'd be raised above the CO2 and not "attacked" by the tokoloshe. This is just one version of it though.

    • @TheNamesBliss
      @TheNamesBliss 7 днів тому +4

      You googled this. I have never heard a single one of my people explain it this way

  • @gamebuoygames
    @gamebuoygames 24 дні тому +74

    2:30 - That reminds me of the time I was hangin' out with the girlfriend I had when I was 19 or so. She spotted a toddler with one of those no-walk-away harnesses and asked what it was. I said that kids legally need to be on a leash 'til the age of ten and most people just ignore that law. It took a few weeks for her to realize I wasn't serious haha.

    • @CodyHomes
      @CodyHomes 23 дні тому +5

      Good idea though and good joke.

    • @PhonyBread
      @PhonyBread 22 дні тому +3

      Can we actually make that a thing, please?

    • @exodus_20_15
      @exodus_20_15 18 днів тому

      No.

  • @TrustMeBroOfficial
    @TrustMeBroOfficial 24 дні тому +38

    1:23 - do you mind explaining "common bedroom rope"????? 😳

    • @ChatHistory
      @ChatHistory  24 дні тому +26

      It's there just in case.

    • @GrumpyIan
      @GrumpyIan 24 дні тому +1

      ​@@ChatHistoryfor when you need to remove that memory of something stupid you did 15 years ago, that no one remembers but yourself.

    • @GhostSwiss
      @GhostSwiss 12 днів тому

      ​@@GrumpyIan Something like that..

  • @strongman5243
    @strongman5243 24 дні тому +79

    Spring heeled Jack is probably one of the inspirations behind batman cause in a number of pulp stories he is portrayed as a vigilante of night with a secret cave lair and also he is one of the richest folks of his city

    • @n4ughty_knight
      @n4ughty_knight 24 дні тому +6

      Batman was based on Zorro.

    • @sesquipedalianloquaciousne4035
      @sesquipedalianloquaciousne4035 21 день тому

      @@n4ughty_knight I guess both at once, but without being a rapist with shoe springs of course

    • @RubyXIII
      @RubyXIII 19 днів тому +3

      @@n4ughty_knightbatman was based on me

    • @Adam-ot9lr
      @Adam-ot9lr 6 днів тому +1

      Batman was based

    • @strongman5243
      @strongman5243 6 днів тому

      @@n4ughty_knight that's only one of the inspirations

  • @JonJohJameson
    @JonJohJameson 24 дні тому +65

    8:19 Thaaat's it, I'm gettin' me mallet!

  • @Markullinosenpai
    @Markullinosenpai 24 дні тому +25

    Dude, the way you say all the Brazilian Portuguese words is simply the best! Had to hold a pretty good laugh when out of the blue you said "crianças" instead of children. ❤

  • @AtomicTank1000
    @AtomicTank1000 24 дні тому +28

    12:23 if OneyPlays is anything to go off of, I'm guessing the Irish call him Jumboots Jamstrang

  • @altaccountforrandomthingsidfk
    @altaccountforrandomthingsidfk 24 дні тому +26

    God i fucking love this channel. It's a lot more humorous and entertaining compared to a lot of other channels with a similar niche.

  • @novman6180
    @novman6180 24 дні тому +14

    “The South African country of South Africa”

  • @williamcooper1200
    @williamcooper1200 24 дні тому +25

    Corpo Seco sounds like a drink at a fancy hotel. And the Dr hiding in the ice? Absolutely hilarious little nugget.

  • @elmarkapp
    @elmarkapp 24 дні тому +68

    South African here, just helping a bit with pronunciation, it's more like - Toh-koh-low-shjee.
    Friggennnn love this channel. One of my favourites atm.
    Peace

    • @n4ughty_knight
      @n4ughty_knight 24 дні тому +1

      "Correcting pronunciation can actually be an act of linguistic prejudice."

    • @mrpuggerson
      @mrpuggerson 24 дні тому

      How the fk do you pronounce “shjee” wtf

    • @Hime1515
      @Hime1515 24 дні тому +11

      @@n4ughty_knight Yeah when it comes to general words maybe, (e.g. Americans and British people say "water" differently) But not culturally specific words from the country of origin's myths and traditions - from a South African linguist.
      And he's right by the way, that is how you pronounce it, and that would help Chat History be better understood in the future.

    • @backroomsguideno.87
      @backroomsguideno.87 24 дні тому +3

      ​@@mrpuggerson "she" basically

    • @n4ughty_knight
      @n4ughty_knight 24 дні тому +2

      @@Hime1515 It doesn't matter if he's right or wrong. Unless there's some form of diplomacy going on here, which is not the case, I don't see the reason people have to nitpick trivial matters like pronunciation.

  • @SoulWardon
    @SoulWardon 24 дні тому +18

    0:35 in and you've described a British person

    • @emanuel6233
      @emanuel6233 24 дні тому +3

      Lmao just commented this n thought i was the first one😭😭

  • @Fan_guy17
    @Fan_guy17 24 дні тому +145

    0:50 that's Bob, he's chill af

  • @rckrsps
    @rckrsps 24 дні тому +20

    the disrespect to Rowan Atkinson is unforgivable

  • @echo78341
    @echo78341 24 дні тому +24

    2:59 just imagine your just calming on high seas trying to catch fresh tuna until all of sudden- DUKE FISHRON HAS AWOKEN

    • @teamflawless9843
      @teamflawless9843 21 день тому +2

      You said you brought bait, right? Where did you get it?
      Oh, that's a Truffle Worm. Ohhhh...

    • @Julie-qj3jq
      @Julie-qj3jq 19 днів тому +1

      Maby you should not find fungi-infested worms

    • @Snivy-uy6oo
      @Snivy-uy6oo 6 днів тому

      Hecc Snek meant to use the enchanted nightcrawler, sorry

    • @Nubbinedits
      @Nubbinedits 4 дні тому

      But it had high bait power

  • @WolfieDawn
    @WolfieDawn 18 днів тому +6

    11:00 the bloop is just a glacier breaking

  • @Aozii
    @Aozii 23 дні тому +14

    1:53 nah bro how do you get rejected by hell 💀

    • @rosiecooper8030
      @rosiecooper8030 17 днів тому +2

      They just sit you outside the gates of Hell in Time Out until your spirit racks up enough sins to let you through

    • @claytonctc
      @claytonctc 11 днів тому +1

      By being totally lame.

    • @joshuadavis5568
      @joshuadavis5568 9 днів тому +1

      Lol that's how you get here, this purgatory yo

    • @The_Super_Poodle
      @The_Super_Poodle 6 днів тому

      @@joshuadavis5568 can’t be, purgatory is before you’re judged 😂😂

    • @joshuadavis5568
      @joshuadavis5568 6 днів тому

      @The_Super_Poodle exactly. We ain't been judged yet. Either that or we fucked up so bad neither wants us so we just stuck here

  • @cabecudinhoelite9117
    @cabecudinhoelite9117 12 днів тому +3

    I’m a native brazilian and I have lived in brazil all my life and never have I ever heard that “corpo seco” legend, might be something from the rural northeast of the country, but still kind of weird I’ve never heard of it.

  • @TwilightRO1
    @TwilightRO1 23 дні тому +4

    @10:05
    Yeaaah.. about that. The stronger and brighter the light, the darker the shadows. Your own shadow will be the last spot for them to hide, which is the opposite of what you want.

  • @backroomsguideno.87
    @backroomsguideno.87 24 дні тому +20

    As a south african I appreciate the tokoloshe mention in here, for anyone wanting to know the correct pronunciation of the name, listen to "Hosh Tokolosh" by Jack Parow ✨️

    • @Hime1515
      @Hime1515 24 дні тому

      ua-cam.com/video/tcK0GjTHv_o/v-deo.html

  • @itastemyownpreckum3061
    @itastemyownpreckum3061 24 дні тому +10

    A jumboots jamstring reference. The crossover I needed 12:23

  • @Theglamghost55
    @Theglamghost55 10 днів тому +2

    As a Brazilian you can also straight up box it down and by the way love your content tu é muito bom cara continua

  • @ThandoMthethwa-m8b
    @ThandoMthethwa-m8b 24 дні тому +11

    Tokaloshè😂 love from SA🇿🇦

    • @Shauncaine5
      @Shauncaine5 24 дні тому +4

      If only he had an Instagram account, so we can tell him how to say it properly 😂

  • @Brocki1704
    @Brocki1704 23 дні тому +6

    The best World of Warships commercial I've ever seen 🤣🤣

  • @Satan_Official
    @Satan_Official 24 дні тому +4

    2:41 Yeah, about that, there isn't really any kind of second amendment rights in Brazil anymore, I once did a dissertation about it, long story short(I'll try my best to make it short), the right to bear arms was abolished back in 2004 by President Luis Inacio "Lula" (who btw, later got convicted of a bunch of crimes, got released from prison on a technicality, but was still found guilty, but since this technicality only appeared after he was already 75, they couldn't arrest him anymore, shortly after leaving prison on a technicality that NO ONE ever mentioned, until exactly after he was 75 and exactly before the presidential run, he got out, ran for president a third time, and won, after being convicted on several instances of active and passive political corruption, the guy is too old to be out on trial and arrested after committing and being convicted of several crimes but apparently not too old to become *THE DAMN PRESIDENT* of an entire nation* ) although, civilians can still own a gun, after a long, arduous and very expensive process full of burocracy, which discourages most people from trying to own one, you are still not allowed to bring the gun outside of your home, I think the only civilians who can carry guns outside their homes are people who practice target shooting and still, the gun needs to be carried inside of a case and unloaded. Funnily enough, Brazil is still filled with illegal guns, which are sadly, for the most part, in the hands of drug cartels and crime syndicates, the criminals somehow manage to get their hands on anti-tank and anti-aircraft rifles, machine guns, hell, it wouldn't surprise me if they had grenades and/or other explosives too, meanwhile, the common man still has trouble getting their hands on a pistol for self-defense. And yet, the same politicians who vote in favor of gun control and defunding the police in Brazil are the same ones who walk around with armed guards because criminality is at an all time high. Ironic, huh?

    • @HiAgainTheNameIsStillAyle
      @HiAgainTheNameIsStillAyle День тому

      A gente realmente devia por um limite de idade pra gente como o Bolsonaro ou o Lula não sejam elegidas 💀

  • @Codi95
    @Codi95 17 днів тому +2

    3:13 what's the song called?

  • @darKHeartNine
    @darKHeartNine 24 дні тому +2

    There are 2 more origin story of a Tiyanak(Tea-Ya-nak) I know of 1 is grim and the other is kinda funny and ridiculous.
    One is they are spawned from aborted babies in the woods/mountains brought back to life by "evil" spirits and on the search of their own mothers. (TRESE on Netflix made a good ep on this)
    Second is they are made from all the nut you wasted from gooning.

    • @ChouLord-qg5wc
      @ChouLord-qg5wc 24 дні тому

      There's a lot of versions of tiyanak, from what I know. When mommy is a demon and daddy scored with a demon, a tiyanak would be born or vice versa and when two mythological creatures got freaky.
      Never heard of the gooning one though but fk

  • @Dunedainv3
    @Dunedainv3 24 дні тому +2

    I'm neither first nor close to being first, like my comment or else

    • @ChatHistory
      @ChatHistory  24 дні тому +2

      @@Dunedainv3 I'm just happy you're here

    • @Dunedainv3
      @Dunedainv3 24 дні тому

      @@ChatHistory I'm glad that u exist too

  • @BigDarkie8506
    @BigDarkie8506 23 дні тому +5

    This is the first time I've seen someone cover the chickcharney. Thank you so much, mate. BAHAMAS.

  • @dobbydobbster8374
    @dobbydobbster8374 23 дні тому +4

    Hearing your pronunciation of the Tokoloshe made my day and brought me a smile

  • @JCQ_97
    @JCQ_97 24 дні тому +12

    3:21 Old Greg reference nice

    • @imalright2837
      @imalright2837 24 дні тому

      It’s attached to your rod motha licka👈🌝

  • @BradyHansen81
    @BradyHansen81 24 дні тому +2

    Wanna see shadow people? Go to Babylon in Iraq. That place is a freakin trip and every other soldier I know that spent time there (or the ones I talked to that were stationed there to guard the site) and you’ll get some insane stories.
    I saw one walk between walls near the last piece of the Babylonian road, just after the fake entrance. (The real one is still in Germany I think) (this was in broad daylight btw)
    Lots a weird stuff there for some reason.
    When I go hiking in the mountains around here I’ll see them poke their heads out past trees.
    For some reason it seems some people can see them easier than others. I have no idea why

  • @charmainezara
    @charmainezara 24 дні тому +7

    5:36 PHILIPPINES MENTIONED 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💥💥💥💥

  • @CombustibleCake
    @CombustibleCake 24 дні тому +5

    now i want to leave a tiyanak unattended out on the arctic

  • @Chair52
    @Chair52 24 дні тому +6

    3:04 Imagine your seeings this while you're listening to boss music on your headphones.

    • @akimbofresh8109
      @akimbofresh8109 24 дні тому +2

      Where is that music from? I know I remember it from something… but I’m so old now 😰

  • @Dr_UwU
    @Dr_UwU 22 дні тому +4

    South African here 🇿🇦
    0:05
    Tokoloshe (To-ko-lo-shee)
    The 'To' sound is as if u were saying the word 'Tork'
    Also the most notable feature is its long benis that they have to carry over its shoulder 😅
    (UA-cam be clutching its pearls at that)

  • @connorschwab148
    @connorschwab148 24 дні тому +3

    8:55 THE HAT MAN!!! He’s visited me when I was younger…. Mf is SCARY

  • @paulchistian5580
    @paulchistian5580 24 дні тому +2

    I love your videos man ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @JimmyBoah
    @JimmyBoah 22 дні тому +3

    I'm glad I got recommended this channel. It's actually entertaining and not just some monotone edgelord trying to be "spooky"

  • @king_tiger5263
    @king_tiger5263 24 дні тому +2

    1 Freak 2 Freak 2 Freak 4 now the Freak is knocking on your door. Never knew Freddy Freaker was a Tokoloshe

  • @isleofnature
    @isleofnature 24 дні тому +5

    That's no umibozu, that's just old Greg!

    • @ChatHistory
      @ChatHistory  24 дні тому +4

      He'll do to you what he did to Curly Jefferson

  • @Fan_guy17
    @Fan_guy17 24 дні тому +7

    Was waiting for this video to release

    • @ChatHistory
      @ChatHistory  24 дні тому +3

      @@Fan_guy17 Thank you for being patient💛

  • @Tommygunn776
    @Tommygunn776 24 дні тому +1

    Funish "fact"
    Shadow people are just a form a spirit (ghost) can take.

  • @csbr75
    @csbr75 23 дні тому +2

    Bruh-zil was one of the dumbest things I've ever laughed at and I love it

  • @xWildTomato
    @xWildTomato 24 дні тому +7

    As a Brazilian that "Corpo Seco" part really got me lol

  • @hadzi1
    @hadzi1 24 дні тому +2

    Bro i love your Videos pls keep up the work^^

  • @hybridxsrt4
    @hybridxsrt4 24 дні тому +1

    holy crap.... my dad said she same thing about the home depot boxes lol

  • @ski-skin
    @ski-skin 24 дні тому +5

    0:07 No, no no. It's pronounced "To-Ko-Lore-She".

    • @ChatHistory
      @ChatHistory  24 дні тому +4

      That's like the 3rd DIFFERENT pronunciation people have said in the comments so far. How the heck am I supposed to get it right 😅

    • @ski-skin
      @ski-skin 24 дні тому

      @@ChatHistory It'll come to you.

  • @ThePaperKhan
    @ThePaperKhan 22 дні тому +1

    Thanks right when i needed this video. My mother is watching a new series on vampires, and i love her annoyed face as i refer to her Netflix list by increasingly obscure bestiaries.

  • @connorschwab148
    @connorschwab148 24 дні тому +2

    Uh oh, not The Blip

  • @mafiaboss4194
    @mafiaboss4194 23 дні тому +1

    i love your accent on Tiyanak.. oh and just more on that.. if you pass through a forest, and you forgot you left your bag open, a tiyanak comes dropping in.. and when you'd noticed why your bag feels heavy then proceeds to check it.. that wicked baby is gonna maul your face.. although this belief is just one of like any other cryptids.. stories might have litter alterations from each region..

  • @MeMe-j3x
    @MeMe-j3x 24 дні тому +2

    best guy ever

  • @michealrossiter148
    @michealrossiter148 19 днів тому +1

    To defeat the Chickcharney, simply get a job as a KFC "alternate meats" supervisor. Then go on a hunting spree to see how delicious these bastards really are. Hey FOUR drumsticks.....

  • @LokirofRoriksted
    @LokirofRoriksted 24 дні тому +3

    oh, i see the shadow people everytime I go to sleep. There are always dozens of them in my room and sometimes my vision starts "pounding", like zooming in and out and it gets faster and faster like an earthquake or something and after almost having a heart attack, it just stops and I sleep like a baby

    • @rosiecooper8030
      @rosiecooper8030 17 днів тому

      I used to get visions of the evil top-hat wearing doctor from Moshi Monsters (like the game from the early 2010s). Not quite the same Hat Man as others, but yeah
      I do also have a horrendous cocktail of mental issues now so I can't necessarily rule it out that it was just my brain going haywire

  • @T3nch1
    @T3nch1 23 дні тому +1

    Umibozu -> "Dunno whos going around murdering monks and tossing them over board,"
    Kamakura clan loyalists, probably.

  • @AnthonyCarlosGeruzaDutra
    @AnthonyCarlosGeruzaDutra 12 днів тому +1

    UA-cam video: Mentions Brazil for 0,00001 seconds
    Brazilian: *Demonic summon ritual starts*

  • @SpitfiretheCat16
    @SpitfiretheCat16 12 днів тому +1

    ...the tokoloshe is also blamed for unwanted pregnancies because it's less shameful than the woman admitting her shame... or her injury

  • @GreyfauxxGaming
    @GreyfauxxGaming 22 дні тому +1

    Note: A fully lit room does not prevent you from seeing Shadow People, avoiding Benadryl and getting proper amount of sleep and not getting woken up right as you fall asleep are your actual only real bets.

  • @Laigi-h6o
    @Laigi-h6o 20 днів тому +3

    I didn't expect 12:43 Lmao XD

  • @CokeinaPepsican
    @CokeinaPepsican 20 днів тому +3

    9:46
    Hyper focused

  • @ethanhendricks5933
    @ethanhendricks5933 24 дні тому +1

    Taw-kaw-law-she, sorry man, I'm south african and that's the only thing 😅

  • @bigbeefscorcho
    @bigbeefscorcho 23 дні тому +1

    jumboot jamstrang reference made me cry laugh. OneyPlays!!!

  • @Akiria_
    @Akiria_ 24 дні тому +3

    Loved the video! I’d love to see more from you soon!

  • @theabcence
    @theabcence 23 дні тому +2

    1:32 BRASIL MENTION RAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆

  • @themysticknightsofthe2150
    @themysticknightsofthe2150 7 днів тому +1

    Given the height of the Tokoloshe, I can think of one alternative method to defeating them;
    plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap

  • @lucasramey6427
    @lucasramey6427 4 дні тому +1

    "Oh no there's a Corpo Seco!"
    The bat in my hands:

  • @BobzorpTheCrabMan
    @BobzorpTheCrabMan 19 днів тому +1

    Bruh I met #5 well in Nunavut, swell guy in reality, smells like fishes tho.

  • @EduardoDuarteSacramento
    @EduardoDuarteSacramento 24 дні тому +4

    1:40 Brasil mentioned! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷

  • @Ellenah_thelightofgod
    @Ellenah_thelightofgod 24 дні тому +3

    I love this man I feel like I could yap about his videos all day and night 😭😄

  • @younglad741
    @younglad741 24 дні тому +1

    Yoooooooow
    I f**king love this channel❤️❤️❤️❤️
    Love from Jamaica🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲

  • @MeNoSleep1850
    @MeNoSleep1850 24 дні тому +3

    Corpo Seco mentioned

  • @NyashadzaisheMupokosa-uv4bf
    @NyashadzaisheMupokosa-uv4bf 24 дні тому +5

    im a Zimbabwean and i always see the tokoloshe

  • @MegaEmmanuel09
    @MegaEmmanuel09 24 дні тому +2

    14:06 The only part where I had to just let out an audible "Alright, what the fuck"
    That threw me off so hard, man 😭

  • @terrytwerefour6397
    @terrytwerefour6397 21 день тому +1

    Hey crime in Brazil isn’t that bad nvm I lied, I was pick pocketed my first day there

  • @H0RN3D_0N3
    @H0RN3D_0N3 16 днів тому +2

    9:04 made me turn the lights on

  • @B1ueS4ryYT
    @B1ueS4ryYT 24 дні тому +1

    Banger video🔥

  • @connorschwab148
    @connorschwab148 24 дні тому +3

    The bat man showed up even with a night light….. what now internet man

  • @ARK-rk8wy
    @ARK-rk8wy 24 дні тому +1

    I would not want to have that thing be real

  • @The_Wild_Healer
    @The_Wild_Healer 24 дні тому +2

    Not me sneaking off at work to watch the new ChatHistory

  •  24 дні тому +2

    Smoothest Segway in history man 🫡

  • @Seven-cs4zo
    @Seven-cs4zo 24 дні тому +2

    You have gotten so talented, I love the animation and humor 💓

  • @Humonculus1767
    @Humonculus1767 24 дні тому +1

    a giant owl actually used to live near the Bahamas that matches that description. weird

  • @CrawlingBdog
    @CrawlingBdog 14 днів тому +1

    Is it really normal to have hundreds of feet worth of rope in bedrooms too?

  • @lucasottens8506
    @lucasottens8506 24 дні тому +5

    1:05 Don't think I didn't see Freddie Freaker freakin' out in the window. And that Old Gregg reference was 🤌

  • @olgareich4314
    @olgareich4314 23 дні тому +1

    Important question: what is the music playing in the chapter about the Umibozu??? I know the melody from somewhere, but I can't remember. Help

    • @ChatHistory
      @ChatHistory  23 дні тому +1

      When it's coming out of the water is the song "Bowser" from Yoshis Island on the SNES

  • @andromeda368
    @andromeda368 13 днів тому +1

    0:06 as a South African person I feel pain when I hear the way you pronounce the word😭

  • @gavinsluder3130
    @gavinsluder3130 24 дні тому +1

    Corpo seco means dry corpse but what you said is the same thing :)

  • @Son-of-Tyr
    @Son-of-Tyr 24 дні тому +1

    An ice breaking off of an iceberg is just the best guess, not irrefutable proof.

  • @naricaution356
    @naricaution356 24 дні тому +1

    12:20 I really appreciate the music source credits in the top corner. That little song clip triggered instant recognition but I didn't remember why at first. I played the heck out of that game back in the day and gradually forgot it existed.Instead of trying to figure out why that tune had taken residence in my subconscious, I can jump straight to building amusement parks again. I had already subscribed, but that made me unsubscribe and re-subscribe again.

    • @ChatHistory
      @ChatHistory  23 дні тому +1

      Sim Theme Park/Theme Park World is truly such a gem. I loved Roller Coaster Tycoon, but STP had such a different charm to it. Not ti mention the killer soundtrack. Glad I helped trigger the nostalgia, cause it always does for me!