Well There's Your Problem | Bonus Episode 41 PREVIEW: Camouflage

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  • @cattibingo
    @cattibingo 27 днів тому +78

    I like the idea of the army having an arts & crafts day where they get plain fatigues and have to paint their own camouflage

    • @Tatsahiko
      @Tatsahiko 27 днів тому +20

      The Marines ruined it because they ate all the crayons

    • @timwilliscroft9615
      @timwilliscroft9615 27 днів тому +4

      Getting the motor pool to do the vehicle camouflage has certain advantages. Making the crew do it, even more.

    • @ABrit-bt6ce
      @ABrit-bt6ce 27 днів тому

      Ianpat is the best.

    • @RichardPetron
      @RichardPetron 27 днів тому +3

      That's how ghillie suits are made lol

    • @dannyburns723
      @dannyburns723 26 днів тому

      my little brother just finished marine corps training and he told me that they all got white shirts that they had to dye green, which meant that everyone's shirt was a mildly different color. the arts and crafts days live on!!!!!!!

  • @peterpanda5069
    @peterpanda5069 27 днів тому +35

    00:00 do the dazzle ships do the dazzle ships
    04:00 YES GIRLLLLLL

  • @outistynnanyt5153
    @outistynnanyt5153 27 днів тому +20

    Does that mean that 5-Over-1 Greebling is the truest Urban Camouflage???

    • @BarackLesnar
      @BarackLesnar 27 днів тому +5

      In sort of a "they live" sense

  • @piccalillipit9211
    @piccalillipit9211 27 днів тому +25

    *SOME SPITFIRES* were painted pink...!!!
    they called it "low level pink" - I believe it was the photo resonance ones and they were difficult to see against the cloud base [I was told] Taffy Smith at Breighton airfield had one

  • @robertkalinic335
    @robertkalinic335 27 днів тому +12

    The pink is actually pretty good plane camouflage for dawn and dusk, i remember some recon spitfire painted entirely in pink because of it.

    • @joshuahadams
      @joshuahadams 27 днів тому

      If you had a pink Seafire you could call it _Sailors’ Delight._

    • @ABrit-bt6ce
      @ABrit-bt6ce 27 днів тому +1

      Pink Panther Land Rover. There is logic to some. Blue camouflage overalls for navy folk is just stupid.

    • @robertkalinic335
      @robertkalinic335 27 днів тому +1

      @@ABrit-bt6ce It is excuse to not look for u when you fall into the ocean.

    • @Eloraurora
      @Eloraurora 27 днів тому +1

      @@ABrit-bt6ce I had some Navy classmates claim, straight-faced, that the dyes were specially formulated to turn fluorescent orange if combined with seawater.

  • @elfinfluff
    @elfinfluff 27 днів тому +21

    Camo is intensely interesting, if you're the sort to find it intensely interesting. I spent hours in Ghost Recon Wildlands changing and tweaking my outfit to best visually blend in with the current map biome, something that had exactly zero gameplay implications. But I really enjoyed it.
    The problem with camo of course is the best pattern for blending in is whatever you're currently trying to blend in with. Specialists can be trained to make their own camo in situ with what's around them, but most pewpews have to make due with, "we guessed what kind of terrain we would need to deploy into 5-20 years from now, and made this camo BDU based on that guess. good luck!" since they don't want to deal with the expense and logistical hassle of issuing 30 slighty-to-wildly different BDUs and gear harnesses.
    The other end of the spectrum, of course, is the current US Multicam pattern, which is notable for not blending in with goddamn anything.
    And they you have Navies and Air Forces who want to feel like they belong, so they issue various blue camos. Which is funny because anyone wearing blue camo is almost certainly someone who does NOT want to blend in with the water in the unfortunate event they end up in it.

    • @BarackLesnar
      @BarackLesnar 27 днів тому +1

      Part of preparing a defensive position, is camouflaging it by gathering local plants.
      Put flowers on your hat so the enemy will think you're a bush.

    • @mc-ps-playa5569
      @mc-ps-playa5569 27 днів тому +3

      Are you sure you’re not confusing Multicam with UCP? Cause Multicam definitely blends in with plenty of environments

    • @yum9918
      @yum9918 26 днів тому +1

      @@mc-ps-playa5569 was about to write this. Multicam might not be the best in most environments, and definitively doesn't blend well in mine (tropical, very bright green vegitation - which ends up meaning cadpat retains the property of making you invisible), but it's usually a "eh, good enough" even here, which by all that is sacred, UCP wasn't in basically any place.

    • @the_real_Kurt_Yarish
      @the_real_Kurt_Yarish 26 днів тому +1

      You're definitely confusing Multicam for UCP. Multicam is so effective in most environments that many major world military powers have switched or are switching to it or variations of it. UCP was the camouflage used by US Army members circa early 2010s and was really only designed for the arid mountains of Afghanistan. It pretty much doesn't blend in with anything else but gravel piles and floral-print couches from the early 90's.

  • @fauxpinkytoo
    @fauxpinkytoo 27 днів тому +24

    In about 11 minutes, I'm gonna want to watch the rest of this...

  • @Eloraurora
    @Eloraurora 27 днів тому +14

    That ship looks like a 50s dress trimmed with pleated ribbon.

    • @Marillenmarmelade
      @Marillenmarmelade 27 днів тому +2

      if you google Taylor swift dazzle camouflage you kinda get your joke, bur in reverse!

  • @jasonyoung5628
    @jasonyoung5628 27 днів тому +10

    This must be a Nova episode, awesome!

  • @maydayroflcopterdown
    @maydayroflcopterdown 27 днів тому +16

    I will be wearing face grease for the entirety of this episode

  • @ecrylian
    @ecrylian 27 днів тому +5

    Already on the patreon but i hope they talk about camoflage patterns use in culture (other than jingoistically), like in music subcultures

  • @LudicrousBarchart
    @LudicrousBarchart 27 днів тому +3

    I didn't see this coming!

  • @Ponyo3816
    @Ponyo3816 27 днів тому +3

    Oh shit dudes. My grandfather invented the camo pattern used for Desert Storm. They had thousands of engineers trying to figure it out and they sent him to Italy and he finalized the design. You should do some research into the pattern they used from 92-01.

    • @fieldcommanderkurt
      @fieldcommanderkurt 27 днів тому +1

      chocolate chip? if so thats rad as hell. love that stuff

    • @Ponyo3816
      @Ponyo3816 26 днів тому

      @@fieldcommanderkurt Ya. I remember him showing up like a Ghost before he left the country. Told my father, hello and was off like a ghost. The dude worked on a lot of Skunk works projects we found out about after his death.
      Always said, "Those aren't UFO's. That's just our toys."

    • @fieldcommanderkurt
      @fieldcommanderkurt 26 днів тому +1

      @@Ponyo3816 love it. That's what I love about military research and development. They're always cooking up something new.

  • @xxvmvxx
    @xxvmvxx 27 днів тому +4

    that boat is kinda.. hot

  • @chrisselvig3582
    @chrisselvig3582 4 дні тому

    I note that the US Army’s 160th Special Operations Aviation Regiment’s helicopters use an almost-black green much like NIVO.

  • @pleasant_asymmetry
    @pleasant_asymmetry 27 днів тому +2

    PRR locomotives were Brunswick Green to avoid detection by searchlights or anti-aircraft gun crews at night

    • @SportyMabamba
      @SportyMabamba 25 днів тому

      PRR Locomotives on strafing runs 😂

    • @ABrit-bt6ce
      @ABrit-bt6ce 24 дні тому +1

      British trains got yellow ends to let you know that the thing you're in front of isn't a tree.

  • @PobortzaPl
    @PobortzaPl 27 днів тому +1

    WW2 idea of painting planes - ground colors from top, some kind of blue under - kept on with ground attack planes (or CAS)

  • @user-sd3ik9rt6d
    @user-sd3ik9rt6d 27 днів тому +1

    Whoo hooo hooo camouflage, he really was a very strange marine.

  • @BNardolilli
    @BNardolilli 27 днів тому +1

    I'm trying to tell you now, it's Camouflage

  • @AllenSJ5
    @AllenSJ5 27 днів тому +2

    tactical podcast

  • @crazylegssw
    @crazylegssw 27 днів тому +1

    Not on Patreon yet? 😔

  • @KatherineFtw
    @KatherineFtw 27 днів тому

    I don’t see the episode yet. :(

  • @yungpr1ma588
    @yungpr1ma588 26 днів тому

    Release the damn episode already I've been waiting for like 32 hours!

  • @fieldcommanderkurt
    @fieldcommanderkurt 27 днів тому

    this is perfect, im painting a mock helmet experiment on a bowl in iranian panther camo/ww2 p44 beach colorway as i see this vid pop up! these madlads, they always know what i like.
    edited to add, im taking delivery of a repro m1 helmet but id rather have fun painting in the sunlight today. gonna practice with the bowl first.

  • @kjdunne8683
    @kjdunne8683 27 днів тому +3

    12 seconds, let's go!

  • @joshuasutherland6692
    @joshuasutherland6692 27 днів тому +1

    wo-OOO-ah Camo-flage
    (That was an awfully big marine)

  • @TrueGrandImperial
    @TrueGrandImperial 27 днів тому +5

    i was beat by the thong bots

  • @ottosturm7224
    @ottosturm7224 27 днів тому

    4:00
    you can make a whole bonus episode about boat camouflage

  • @heheheiamasuperstarcatgirl8485
    @heheheiamasuperstarcatgirl8485 27 днів тому +3

    letssss fuckingggg goooooooo

  • @WoobooRidesAgain
    @WoobooRidesAgain 27 днів тому +3

    Oh sweet jesus, if you guys don't talk about the incredible clusterfuck of mismanagement and malfeasance that was the U.S Army's UCP, I am going to be disappointed. That shit could be an episode on its own right.

  • @blackvulture6818
    @blackvulture6818 27 днів тому +3

    Women had to paint the ships because the men were too busy mopping the decks for the seventeenth time that day

  • @janisaksa1412
    @janisaksa1412 22 дні тому

    Why did this end abruptly on "next slide please?". It felt kinda disappointing...

  • @jsrodman
    @jsrodman 23 дні тому

    But you already did the fashion episode?

  • @AviatingWithMel
    @AviatingWithMel 18 днів тому

    As a pilot I can confirm that we (some of us anyway) are gay.

  • @Rosa-lv8yw
    @Rosa-lv8yw 27 днів тому +4

    I can't see the video

    • @Rosa-lv8yw
      @Rosa-lv8yw 27 днів тому +3

      god damn it did seriously nobody get the joke

  • @radfoxuk8113
    @radfoxuk8113 27 днів тому

    Did y'all cover the new ghillie suits coming out of airsoft, making yourself look like piles of trash, very common in warzones, or parts of industrial infrastructure, like conduit pipes. I listened top the whole thing while working so couldn't see any images you used.

  • @ms.genevievehennacy
    @ms.genevievehennacy 27 днів тому

    1:59 Ended in who?

  • @crazylegssw
    @crazylegssw 27 днів тому

    What happened to the rest of the episode? Next slide please

  • @grantlauzon5237
    @grantlauzon5237 27 днів тому +1

    Men are more likely to be color blind so it might be better for women of the 1910s to be in charge of camouflage.

  • @coolmikefromcanada
    @coolmikefromcanada 27 днів тому +3

    oh is it an alice episode again

  • @BB-xm8jc
    @BB-xm8jc 27 днів тому

    Hi hi hi

  • @theoriginalcheebamech
    @theoriginalcheebamech 27 днів тому +1

    tigerstripe>all other camos

  • @a.gravemistake3061
    @a.gravemistake3061 27 днів тому

    November, how many trans jokes did you put in this one

    • @conors4430
      @conors4430 24 дні тому

      I didn’t know your mum was camouflaged?