Cars 2 is the Worst Pixar Movie

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  • Cars 2 is a spy movie for some reason. I want to 360 noscope Mater.
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    Cars 2 - 2011
    Racecar Lightning McQueen (Owen Wilson) and his tow-truck buddy, Mater (Larry the Cable Guy), have had their share of adventures together but nothing like what they experience when they head overseas for the first-ever World Grand Prix. While Lightning has his eye on the road to the championship, Mater takes a detour to international espionage when he meets British master spy Finn McMissile (Michael Caine) and stunning spy-in-training Holley Shiftwell (Emily Mortimer).
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  • @MicrowaveSociety
    @MicrowaveSociety  3 роки тому +3138

    subscribe for a free piston cup

  • @raptalos9412
    @raptalos9412 3 роки тому +3030

    “He has a Piston Cup”
    “He did WHAT in his cup?!”

    • @tankfighter07
      @tankfighter07 3 роки тому +61

      funny moment

    • @gauntdartlet
      @gauntdartlet 3 роки тому +95

      Forgot abt that joke, but I can't stop laughing now that you've reminded me. It's only funny bc of it being in a kids movie franchise

    • @raptalos9412
      @raptalos9412 3 роки тому +47

      @@blacksmithsforge640 it’s pretty funny

    • @katielamborghini3551
      @katielamborghini3551 3 роки тому +8

      Lmao

    • @staciemohler4624
      @staciemohler4624 3 роки тому +17

      @@blacksmithsforge640 shut

  • @viran8783
    @viran8783 3 роки тому +5077

    The Popemobile implies the existence of car Jesus, so he was probably crucified on a stop sign or something

  • @ToasterBrains13
    @ToasterBrains13 Рік тому +193

    Fun Fact: They did not need clearance to use the State Farm theme since at the time of the film being made State Farm made commercials with the Cars characters

    • @launderine
      @launderine 9 місяців тому +14

      smartest marketing decision of all time

    • @dfx13productions47
      @dfx13productions47 22 дні тому

      I remember seeing those commercials all the time

  • @Caddynars
    @Caddynars Рік тому +133

    Fun fact; They actually recorded twenty eight hours worth of dialogue from Paul Newman so they could use dialogue for Doc post-mortem.

    • @montymole2
      @montymole2 Рік тому +6

      then......... why isn't he in any of the movies besides cameo appearances?

    • @montymole2
      @montymole2 Рік тому +3

      each movie is like.... 2 hours long? i think? give or take afew minutes? so 28 hours, they could've made several movies with that if the dialogue fits properly with the plot

    • @jameson1239
      @jameson1239 Рік тому +2

      @@montymole2see that’s it they have 28 hours of recorded footage but probably half that is useable and they need to find audio that fits

    • @montymole2
      @montymole2 Рік тому

      @@jameson1239 28 hours of dialog tho

    • @jameson1239
      @jameson1239 Рік тому +1

      @@montymole2 yeah but you know how many takes are normally done for filming it can be anywhere from 6-12 for one line

  • @BeatRiceIsHere
    @BeatRiceIsHere 3 роки тому +973

    First movie: Just a nice movie about a racecar learning to slow down, and not take life for granted
    Second movie: JAMES BOND SPY MOVIE BANG BANG EXPLOSION BRRRRRRRRR

    • @Galaxy-Emu
      @Galaxy-Emu 3 роки тому +126

      Third movie: Protagonist is now an old man and is depressed but won’t admit he’s old until his dead mentor’s friend tells him so

    • @pundertalefan4391
      @pundertalefan4391 3 роки тому +39

      And then the third completely ignored it, for the better. XD

    • @matthewreynoso6904
      @matthewreynoso6904 3 роки тому +11

      Pundertale Fan People like Cars 3 more than Cars 2, but still not as much as the first one.

    • @matthewreynoso6904
      @matthewreynoso6904 3 роки тому +6

      Nice picture and name! Beat Rice!

    • @John-el1ki
      @John-el1ki 3 роки тому +2

      @BleuMaster basically

  • @CaineMedia
    @CaineMedia 3 роки тому +1969

    You wanna see a sequel where a Mater becomes James Bond and Lightning McQueen races an F1? Cars 2, everybody

    • @elguapo2580
      @elguapo2580 3 роки тому +41

      Sounds good on paper

    • @CaineMedia
      @CaineMedia 3 роки тому +31

      They wrote on paper for this plot?

    • @kappnk9821
      @kappnk9821 3 роки тому +23

      @@CaineMedia toilet paper

    • @petrhamera9399
      @petrhamera9399 3 роки тому +14

      I loved the movie moře then the First one

    • @Mannequin._
      @Mannequin._ 3 роки тому +1

      The last part should be said really far

  • @brightredmogul1912
    @brightredmogul1912 Рік тому +87

    This movie feels like two sets of people worked on it:
    Set A wanted to make a generic average baby movie
    Set B wanted to make something that actually pays homage to spy thrillers and has a much darker tone
    And throughout the movie, you can tell that neither of these teams wanted to cooperate or come up with a compromise *ever*

    • @Vincent-cm3mp
      @Vincent-cm3mp 7 місяців тому +1

      This deserves my reply 😂😂

  • @zarcono4546
    @zarcono4546 Рік тому +23

    6:00 I got an ad, Skyrim'd and Coconut Mall'd all in the span of 15 seconds

  • @LoraCoggins
    @LoraCoggins 3 роки тому +2457

    "A tow truck has just raced onto the track" has the same energy as "A man has fallen into the river in Lego City".

  • @adelaide3409
    @adelaide3409 3 роки тому +802

    “Drive your sins away??” NO JUDE. JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL

  • @pencilshavings_yt
    @pencilshavings_yt 8 місяців тому +18

    Cars 2 is so random that i actually like it. Like how they introduced that the italian mafia is canon in the Cars universe.

  • @rennie44
    @rennie44 9 місяців тому +16

    Fun fact - "Lewis" is actually voiced and partially designed by 7-time F1 Champion Lewis Hamilton - they switch him with other drivers in other languages of the movie.

  • @Fueledbystardust
    @Fueledbystardust 3 роки тому +528

    I’m convinced this movie is just Mater’s Tall Tales the Movie

    • @RayoMcQueen95990
      @RayoMcQueen95990 3 роки тому +47

      That's literally how it was made lol

    • @seamusmckeon9109
      @seamusmckeon9109 3 роки тому +63

      “You was there too!”
      -Mater I think to McQueen

    • @jackie2110
      @jackie2110 3 роки тому +23

      @@seamusmckeon9109 My god, memories. I used to love those shorts when I was a kid.

    • @miniluv7330
      @miniluv7330 3 роки тому +20

      I literally can’t remember a single scene from Cars 3 where they acknowledge something from Cars 2

    • @RayoMcQueen95990
      @RayoMcQueen95990 3 роки тому +9

      @@miniluv7330 because there isn’t any lol

  • @rohanallaka2549
    @rohanallaka2549 3 роки тому +592

    If every vehicle is alive in cars universe rockets are basically made to die when they go to space

    • @pormpfspimperton6804
      @pormpfspimperton6804 3 роки тому +31

      i'm pretty sure they showed a rocket in one of the shorts

    • @JNSStudios
      @JNSStudios 3 роки тому +19

      They’re like “we did not think this through.”

    • @SethsterFilms
      @SethsterFilms 3 роки тому +21

      spaceships just fart when they leave and die 2 minutes later

    • @sheski4909
      @sheski4909 3 роки тому +18

      death by farting

    • @Watcher-pt6uq
      @Watcher-pt6uq 3 роки тому +7

      I can't believe I'm saying this but I don't think they would waste such biomatter to even make rockets think.

  • @nevaehhamilton3493
    @nevaehhamilton3493 Рік тому +28

    4:21
    "Don't drink and drive"
    "They do it all the time"
    "😠"
    I agree. Major bruh moment.

    • @fligigigigigig222
      @fligigigigigig222 4 місяці тому +1

      *"it's funny because there always driving."*

  • @joku-san5826
    @joku-san5826 2 роки тому +54

    14:23 he’s gonna get em

  • @davidpaul6290
    @davidpaul6290 3 роки тому +2218

    “Ok, can we just talk about how eyes in the cars universe works?”
    Sonic fans: Sure.

    • @pundertalefan4391
      @pundertalefan4391 3 роки тому +85

      Same idea. XD At least they have the low eyebrow.

    • @Triff3599
      @Triff3599 3 роки тому +63

      Guilty as charged.
      I dunno how it works for Sonic characters either.

    • @007megaoof
      @007megaoof 3 роки тому +14

      most of them have two eyes

    • @Triff3599
      @Triff3599 3 роки тому +51

      @@007megaoof
      It’s mainly the hedgehogs that have the mono-eye, and I don’t know why

    • @007megaoof
      @007megaoof 3 роки тому +9

      @@Triff3599 I really don't know either

  • @waterbear7153
    @waterbear7153 3 роки тому +1301

    Putting a skin detector in an airport would actually be so funny

    • @ginger9172
      @ginger9172 3 роки тому +102

      I havent seen the video yet and this comment scares me so much.

    • @Kailova07
      @Kailova07 3 роки тому +99

      Just “yup. Ya got skin. Move along.”

    • @user-qv6xu9jg9k
      @user-qv6xu9jg9k 3 роки тому +33

      @@ginger9172 This comment made me ROLL

    • @Ehh97
      @Ehh97 3 роки тому +101

      All fun and games until a person walks through it and it *doesn't* go off

    • @user-qv6xu9jg9k
      @user-qv6xu9jg9k 3 роки тому +28

      @@Ehh97 dear god

  • @OR56
    @OR56 Рік тому +110

    The reason he needs a respirator is because the internal combustion engine needs air to function. So the respirator is the one peice of his kit that makes sense.
    Also, Cars 2 was one of my favorite movies when I was younger, and I still think it is pretty good.

    • @RichardThimble
      @RichardThimble Рік тому +1

      Same

    • @NationX
      @NationX Рік тому +13

      I swear I thought I was the only person in the world who actually loved this movie until now

    • @OR56
      @OR56 Рік тому +4

      @@NationX Everyone in my family likes it as well

  • @gob8440
    @gob8440 Рік тому +28

    8:30 When they broke up, I had an video ad playing and I thought it was the end of the video.

  • @yeetthegargantuanleviathan6216
    @yeetthegargantuanleviathan6216 3 роки тому +484

    Looks at title " oh this is just another rant"
    Sees channel name : 'click'

    • @AmazingStudios01
      @AmazingStudios01 3 роки тому +6

      Same

    • @Saltyaf38
      @Saltyaf38 3 роки тому +9

      Welcome to the society boi's.

    • @carsorsomething8722
      @carsorsomething8722 3 роки тому +1

      I didn’t from the channel I came for the cringe

    • @matthewreynoso6904
      @matthewreynoso6904 3 роки тому +1

      Me: Sees on the thumbnail "even Pixar hates this movie"
      Also me: This is so true! Let's go through it together shall we?

    • @buckoz3353
      @buckoz3353 3 роки тому +3

      Yeah that’s right Dude!! rant channels are so 2010s! Here in the 20s we want to laugh at funny comedy channels that actually make fun of shit and have a good time! 😎😁
      Not look for stuff to bitch about!🤢🤮
      To summarize it; less bitching more laughing!👌

  • @TheWikkdOne
    @TheWikkdOne 3 роки тому +1295

    "Japan is an island surrounded by water" As opposed to those in-land islands

    • @The_Mad_Regent
      @The_Mad_Regent 3 роки тому +67

      “ And it’s *BEAUTIFUL* “

    • @redblueandgray
      @redblueandgray 2 роки тому +36

      It’s not even AN island, it’s multiple

    • @MorriStockYT
      @MorriStockYT 2 роки тому +8

      7:32

    • @not_porter
      @not_porter 2 роки тому

      mountain

    • @YourLocalRaccoon
      @YourLocalRaccoon 2 роки тому +7

      I mean... technically a patch of baren land in a sea of tall grass can be an island, as is an oasis in the middle of a massive desert. Only technically tho.

  • @IsaacMazimoff
    @IsaacMazimoff Рік тому +11

    When I was a kid, I thought Mater just ate “ spicy ice-cream” and not wasabi 😂

  • @TheLactoseBoi
    @TheLactoseBoi Рік тому +30

    13:14 Oh god, IT’S AMONG US!!!!!

  • @MicahCallari
    @MicahCallari 3 роки тому +2244

    they call it Cars 2 because it's the second Cars movie. they don't call it a good movie because this is Cars 2.

  • @janderson5492
    @janderson5492 3 роки тому +274

    Cars 2, the movie Lighting Mcqueen has Vietnam flashbacks and Mater becomes Jackie Chan

    • @thecorruptedgamer7032
      @thecorruptedgamer7032 3 роки тому +8

      Wasn't there a mater short about cars having vietnam flashbacks

    • @reudaniel4776
      @reudaniel4776 3 роки тому +4

      The part where they said about drinking oil with two or so mouths just made me freak out with disgust

  • @JeremyTheBluespottedCornetfish

    In one of the Cars movies, you can see a map of Europe, and Germany looks there like it does now, so that implies the existence of Car Hitler, and Car Stalin.

  • @lapiswolf2780
    @lapiswolf2780 Рік тому +22

    2:30 Don't forget, combustion engine vehicles need oxygen to work and gasoline engines in real life can get choked by water. So technically, you can drown a car in real life, which is why so many people get stuck in flooded streets.

  • @gasmaskguy244
    @gasmaskguy244 3 роки тому +1305

    So if there's airport security in the cars universe...
    *THERE WAS A CARS 9/11*

    • @rmn070
      @rmn070 3 роки тому +21

      😨😱

    • @Shadeblaster177
      @Shadeblaster177 2 роки тому +56

      EVERY BODY LOOK OUT THE PLANES ARE COMMITING SUICIDE

    • @brandonlyon730
      @brandonlyon730 2 роки тому +4

      Airport security existed long before 9/11.

    • @1982LincolnContinental
      @1982LincolnContinental 2 роки тому +94

      @@brandonlyon730 Department of Homeland Security and TSA was made in response to 9/11

    • @Xander_P.G.K
      @Xander_P.G.K 2 роки тому +77

      That also means there were three extra deaths, seeing how the planes are alive!

  • @Digital_Devil15
    @Digital_Devil15 2 роки тому +803

    fun fact: this movie tricked me into thinking that Big Ben was actually called Big Bently and i wrote that in an essay

    • @Elavator66
      @Elavator66 Рік тому +47

      RIP, i love big ben and if i saw that it would be a hilarious mistake.

    • @NovaBoi7
      @NovaBoi7 Рік тому +22

      BRUH SAME

    • @IvoryTheGuy8150
      @IvoryTheGuy8150 Рік тому +10

      I find this relatable

    • @MoonlightStatic
      @MoonlightStatic Рік тому +25

      Me too I just now realized they did that as a reference to Bentley cars

    • @Solid-Matrix
      @Solid-Matrix Рік тому +9

      Same thing for me with Gnomeo and Juliet

  • @Gigan10610
    @Gigan10610 Рік тому +9

    Why did Bren saying *"like a good neighbor, Progressive has hands"* crack me up so hard

    • @montymole2
      @montymole2 Рік тому

      his name isn't brett, it's brendan, but they call him bren sometimes

  • @eggsbenedict7711
    @eggsbenedict7711 Рік тому +26

    8:48 Microwave society predicted the pull of your skin meme

    • @Trainboi1983
      @Trainboi1983 4 місяці тому

      Why don’t you pull it off?
      *PULL OFF YOUR SKIN.*

  • @connorh7088
    @connorh7088 3 роки тому +1313

    I love how when Josiah makes his undercover joke Jude just gives him a look and immediately moves on to his Elon Musk joke without even dignifying Josiah with a response

  • @MusicalJourneysThruCinema
    @MusicalJourneysThruCinema 3 роки тому +830

    I lost it at the "A Cars Life" bit. XD I burst out laughing so hard!

    • @matthewreynoso6904
      @matthewreynoso6904 3 роки тому +3

      I was like what? Did Pixar copy that?

    • @matthewreynoso6904
      @matthewreynoso6904 3 роки тому +6

      "What? Did Pixar copy that?"*

    • @user-qv6xu9jg9k
      @user-qv6xu9jg9k 3 роки тому +16

      Mine was "Like a good neighbor, Progressive has Hands"

    • @ShockwaveFPSStudios
      @ShockwaveFPSStudios 3 роки тому +2

      A bugs life he was saying a bugs life also sucks i think

    • @ShockwaveFPSStudios
      @ShockwaveFPSStudios 3 роки тому +2

      Matthew Reynoso they sort of did but the thing is pixar controry to poplaur belief is also unoriginal a bugs life is just a remake of the magneficent seven/the seven samurai and monsters inc is hust office space but with monsters and the first toy story movie is just your generic teen movie

  • @edrick106
    @edrick106 Рік тому +22

    15:29 This aged like milk.

  • @454ChevelleSS
    @454ChevelleSS 8 місяців тому +4

    8:41 - the cars are going through the metal detector but they have to take of their tires which are one of the only non metal things on cars

  • @chishnfips877
    @chishnfips877 3 роки тому +431

    How did Mater go as fast as McQueen? Going BACKWARDS? CONSISTENTLY WITHOUT HITTING ANY CURVES???

    • @ilikecurry2345
      @ilikecurry2345 3 роки тому +29

      Maybe he's using Big Rigs reversing...

    • @justsomeotaku066
      @justsomeotaku066 3 роки тому +32

      Rear view mirrors?

    • @chishnfips877
      @chishnfips877 3 роки тому +25

      @@ilikecurry2345 “Over The Road Racing is right. It’s my way or the highway, and the highway ain’t got shit!” - James Rolfe A.K.A. Cinemassacre.

    • @universalpower419
      @universalpower419 3 роки тому +14

      The mirrors work for that, they said it in the first movie.

    • @extraordinarilyordinarygam6935
      @extraordinarilyordinarygam6935 2 роки тому +3

      @@ilikecurry2345 it’s even faster in reverse

  • @tactical_slime4608
    @tactical_slime4608 3 роки тому +402

    Cars 2 is that movie you thought you liked when you where younger but you had absolutly no idea what it was about

    • @apassionatenerd.3564
      @apassionatenerd.3564 3 роки тому +15

      That was spy kids 3 for me. I literally have never seen wither of the other spy kids but I've watched spy kids 3 25 times.

    • @samboi123
      @samboi123 3 роки тому +1

      OMG YES

    • @samboi123
      @samboi123 3 роки тому

      @Ty The Great it’s good, but not *that* good.

    • @sandsunderthetable.6625
      @sandsunderthetable.6625 3 роки тому +3

      I liked it because I grew up with James Bond and loved cars

    • @kittvskarrkr6074
      @kittvskarrkr6074 3 роки тому

      That was literally me.

  • @ethanwilson5014
    @ethanwilson5014 2 роки тому +4

    Mario Cart 7 6:04 you just got coconut malled ! Hahahahaha😂😂😂😂😂😂 nice one Brendan!

  • @LilyCult
    @LilyCult Рік тому +14

    10:41 I lost it...

  • @jotarobat
    @jotarobat 3 роки тому +874

    I would like to point out that in the context of the movie "lemons" are just like disabled cars which means that mater constantly calls people an ableist slur throughout the movie

    • @apassionatenerd.3564
      @apassionatenerd.3564 3 роки тому +36

      Can someone make an edit where each time mater says "lemon" its replaced with "retard"

    • @jotarobat
      @jotarobat 3 роки тому +71

      @@apassionatenerd.3564 well technically that would be against intellectuallly disabled people a ore fitting analog would be "crippled" or "lame" since they have physicak disabillities

    • @standardhuman8675
      @standardhuman8675 3 роки тому +66

      Jesus fuck, mater

    • @jotarobat
      @jotarobat 3 роки тому +4

      @@standardhuman8675 jesus fuck mater indeed

    • @streetlightstray1568
      @streetlightstray1568 2 роки тому +19

      somehow not surprising

  • @eleaya_rebekah
    @eleaya_rebekah 3 роки тому +487

    Excuse me-
    Owen Wilson’s performance in Night in the Museum was legendary

    • @cursedtails1249
      @cursedtails1249 3 роки тому +25

      Only the first one. We don’t talk about “The others”.

    • @Fueledbystardust
      @Fueledbystardust 3 роки тому +11

      *cough* Marley and Me *cough*

    • @kittvskarrkr6074
      @kittvskarrkr6074 3 роки тому +6

      Wonder and Anacoda too

    • @Kruhaart
      @Kruhaart 3 роки тому +9

      Night in the Museum is good

    • @rickrogan2355
      @rickrogan2355 3 роки тому +2

      Shanghai Noon was a good Owen Wilson performance. I didn't care for Shanghai Knights.

  • @xenomorphbiologist-xx1214
    @xenomorphbiologist-xx1214 10 місяців тому +7

    I found this video completely by accident, but the commentary from the video itself and the comments section is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time

  • @Patchesbutnah
    @Patchesbutnah 10 місяців тому +4

    8:06
    “Spidercar”
    After ATSV, it’s safe to say that that aged perfectly.

  • @Dunki113
    @Dunki113 3 роки тому +159

    "Why does he need a respirator!? HE'S A CAR!!!"
    Me: [sitting here, thinking about how a car motor needs a mixture of fuel and air in order to run which is why cars have a "air filter" for their "air intake"] hmmmmmm.

    • @killernyancat8193
      @killernyancat8193 3 роки тому +5

      Or the fact that people who worked on the film confirmed that the cars are organic beings with organs and stuff, which is why guns *are* effective the Cars universe.

    • @Minebot45
      @Minebot45 3 роки тому +1

      @@killernyancat8193 i'm not saying you're wrong but do you have a source on that

    • @doggamer3649
      @doggamer3649 2 роки тому +1

      @@killernyancat8193 the car which had eyes for headlights brain was missing

    • @blankpage9277
      @blankpage9277 2 роки тому +1

      That sounds horrifying.

  • @Rebateman
    @Rebateman 3 роки тому +233

    Here is another way to look at it:
    - Cars
    - Cars (Game)
    - Cars Mater-national
    And that is the Cars timeline

    • @camygael
      @camygael 3 роки тому +7

      The game is really good

    • @ironwraith852
      @ironwraith852 2 роки тому +3

      Cars 2 & 3 game. Cars 2 has a really good video game.

    • @dontewhitfield8067
      @dontewhitfield8067 2 роки тому +1

      Facts

    • @yinyang2850
      @yinyang2850 2 роки тому +1

      Okay but mater-national was such a fun game though lol

    • @StupidShitbag
      @StupidShitbag 2 роки тому

      @@ironwraith852 3 (Driven for Speed) is shit ig (well not better then all games)

  • @thepineapplefromouterspace8996
    @thepineapplefromouterspace8996 2 роки тому +21

    3:51
    That “I love RACEEENG” kills me every time I rewatch this

  • @Rezesko
    @Rezesko 9 місяців тому +4

    Fillmore replacing the mc queen's axelrod oil with his oil to save mcqueen is the biggest brain move in history of pixar.

  • @Beamer490
    @Beamer490 3 роки тому +254

    10:39 The existence of the pope (and the jeep) implies that there was a car WW2, which means there was a car hitler. The existence of the popemobile means that there is a car Mehmet Ali Agca, that tried to kill the car Pope. This also means there is a car Jesus, and a car God. I want to see the car Bible

    • @yeetsphaget7302
      @yeetsphaget7302 3 роки тому +18

      This needs to be answered

    • @drakeredwingofficial
      @drakeredwingofficial 3 роки тому +24

      It's just an owner's manual that only the forklifts can read

    • @tyjhw0164
      @tyjhw0164 3 роки тому +24

      On top of that. If a car Jesus existed that means Christianity also existed, that tells me a cars Crusade also happened. What the fuck is this universe?

    • @IRitzxI
      @IRitzxI 3 роки тому +15

      @@tyjhw0164 on top of that. If car Jesus existed that means Islam existed. So that means there are car terrorists in the car universe

    • @bw_gaming300
      @bw_gaming300 3 роки тому +11

      Stalin car, imagine a trump car, George Washington car.

  • @vuongquocao
    @vuongquocao 3 роки тому +233

    10:26
    If that car has headlights for eyes, and she's selling replacement headlights, wouldn't that mean that she's selling replacement eyeballs?

    • @l0ading...953
      @l0ading...953 Рік тому +14

      Where did she get the eyes from?🤨

    • @kpjammerwolf330
      @kpjammerwolf330 Рік тому +9

      @@l0ading...953 it's like the real life ones that are artificially made
      I'm not an opthalmologist so I don't know how they work (cameras????)

    • @Ben-yz7sx
      @Ben-yz7sx 4 місяці тому

      Ahh it's one of the beings from a car's life😫

  • @flippingawesomebros8094
    @flippingawesomebros8094 Рік тому +11

    I probably laughed at this part more than I should’ve!! 😂 11:09

  • @ToastNova
    @ToastNova Рік тому +3

    “cars dont need to breathe”
    IRL cars requiring Oxygen to run:

  • @Zoodude254
    @Zoodude254 3 роки тому +160

    “Like a good neighbor, Progressive has hands!”
    I’m crying. I had to rewind this bit twice to hear it properly and it was so funny.

  • @Railfan105.
    @Railfan105. 2 роки тому +252

    Fun fact
    The boat in the beginning is based off of the F/V Northwestern, a fishing vessel used to catch crab up near Alaska. The voice actor used for the ship in the movie is Sig Hansen, the captain of the real life Northwestern. The ship is known for being featured on the show Deadliest Catch which is a show that focuses on the life of crab fishermen, an incrediblely dangerous profession.

    • @bugvideos2030
      @bugvideos2030 Рік тому +19

      Does this imply there are crab like cars in this universe

    • @bugvideos2030
      @bugvideos2030 Рік тому +11

      Do the cars eat the crab-cars is that cannibalism?

    • @penguinstarlette4028
      @penguinstarlette4028 Рік тому +6

      @@bugvideos2030 there are bug cars from the first movie

    • @spacerman_vibex6479
      @spacerman_vibex6479 Рік тому +5

      @@bugvideos2030 I think someone talked about a cars book that mentioned a crab, it had tank tracks and had metal claws

    • @DG_Toti
      @DG_Toti Рік тому +4

      ⁠@@spacerman_vibex6479 and people think spider crabs are creepy

  • @OptimusPhillip
    @OptimusPhillip Рік тому +9

    15:44 You're right, electric cars don't use alternative fuel. But... I don't think they suggested otherwise? Yes, Axelrod is pretending to be an electric car, but he's selling an alternative fuel for combustion cars. So the plan still... okay, the plan doesn't make sense, but his plan is still about alternative fuel, not electric cars.

  • @scottnorris1993
    @scottnorris1993 Рік тому +3

    honestly i like cars 2
    everybody : **sharpens knife**

  • @apassionatenerd.3564
    @apassionatenerd.3564 3 роки тому +145

    11:00 "I dont even want to touch the logistics of a forklift playing guitar." Every now and then you hear something that you just KNOW that no other human has ever said it, this is one of those.

  • @InsertStephenHere
    @InsertStephenHere 3 роки тому +95

    Like a good neighbor, ALLSTATE. WE HAVE THE MEATS.

  • @whyistherebossmusic7406
    @whyistherebossmusic7406 Рік тому +2

    Basically in the cars universe, a tow truck towing a car is like putting your finger up somebody's rectum and running around on all fours while they run around backwards on all fours right behind you.
    Now I wish I'd never said that

  • @ethanwilson5014
    @ethanwilson5014 2 роки тому +1

    In autotune "like a good neighbor mater is there" Jude: Still in autotune "copyright is there" 9:40

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga 3 роки тому +555

    "Cars 2 is the worst Pixar movie "
    The good dinosaur:"ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT "

    • @bromodragone8405
      @bromodragone8405 3 роки тому +5

      Hmmm. Yes

    • @dr_drawings
      @dr_drawings 3 роки тому +37

      Honestly I agree. I don't think any Pixar film is bad. But Good Dinosaur is the worst to me
      Edit: actually now that I think about it cars 2 and good dinosaur are both bad lmao

    • @kurinthekitty6842
      @kurinthekitty6842 3 роки тому +14

      The good dinosaur isn't that bad
      Seriously it's not bad
      2 me

    • @dr_drawings
      @dr_drawings 3 роки тому +16

      @@kurinthekitty6842 I agree. It's not bad. Just ok

    • @kurinthekitty6842
      @kurinthekitty6842 3 роки тому +8

      @@dr_drawings
      Not bad
      Not good
      Ok

  • @Jason0binladen
    @Jason0binladen 3 роки тому +227

    What's funny about cars is that Owen Wilson only did it to get his kids to appreciate him and they love cars but they don't believe he is lightening McQueen because kids don't recognize the idea of conservation

    • @RayoMcQueen95990
      @RayoMcQueen95990 3 роки тому +16

      YES I REMEMBER THAT FROM ONE OF HIS INTERVIEWS LOL

    • @ironwraith852
      @ironwraith852 2 роки тому +7

      I’m sorry, Conservation???

    • @GoldBrickProductions
      @GoldBrickProductions 2 роки тому +48

      @@ironwraith852 - he means that Owen's kids don't understand that their dad can be their dad and also be Lightning McQueen. Sorta a "conservation" of identity between being a real-life person and being an animated car for a movie, kids don't easily understand that dynamic until they grow up more.

    • @ironwraith852
      @ironwraith852 2 роки тому +4

      @@GoldBrickProductions thanks for the explanation!

    • @GoldBrickProductions
      @GoldBrickProductions 2 роки тому +1

      @@ironwraith852 No worries, happy to help.

  • @lolleeness296
    @lolleeness296 Рік тому +2

    I like how this video has gotten more and more chaotic as it's gone on

  • @sm00thcaramel
    @sm00thcaramel Рік тому +7

    9:03 ok but this is literally what cole sprouse did on tumblr the man went “aha this was a social experiment you fools” fr

  • @jurassickaiju14
    @jurassickaiju14 3 роки тому +323

    This movie had no business being a spy movie.
    Which is precisely why I love it. It's so off-the-walls crazy that some twisted part of my brain adores it.

    • @RichardThimble
      @RichardThimble Рік тому +7

      Same

    • @TruVarVa
      @TruVarVa Рік тому +22

      Honestly this is one of my favorite movies and probably always will be

    • @IvoryTheGuy8150
      @IvoryTheGuy8150 Рік тому +4

      Same

    • @ejumper_10
      @ejumper_10 Рік тому +12

      Same
      For me, chaos = funny
      I truly do not know why my brain thinks this way..

    • @vinniehatcher664
      @vinniehatcher664 Рік тому +4

      I concur with this message

  • @xeamumceo2681
    @xeamumceo2681 2 роки тому +169

    Imagine disassembling cars then stitching all of them back together. And when they wake up they start screaming

  • @the_Dos__
    @the_Dos__ Рік тому +16

    This movie was my entire god damn childhood and I will take no slander on it.

    • @montymole2
      @montymole2 Рік тому +1

      the good dinosaur is better and i will take no slander for it 🙂

    • @hideofreakingkojima5457
      @hideofreakingkojima5457 10 місяців тому

      ​@@montymole2That's not saying much even if that were the case.

    • @ninjireal
      @ninjireal 8 місяців тому

      @@montymole2I can’t remnber anything from that movie

    • @montymole2
      @montymole2 8 місяців тому

      @@ninjireal no u

  • @justin2308
    @justin2308 Рік тому +7

    11:55 No joke, I actually think a Carolla might’ve been even more conspicuous because it’s known to be popular with various agencies. If it’s one thing that the lemons- obsessed with destroying cars that work better than they do- will notice, it’s that.

  • @CannonZeroKiryu
    @CannonZeroKiryu 2 роки тому +542

    Honestly, I think Cars 2 would be best as a spin off movie about Mater’s ultimate tall tale. It would have been hilarious if the end of the movie had McQueen saying the typical: “Mater that did not happen…but it was a super cool story.” And show Mater winning first prize for the best story during a Radiator Springs storytelling contest. There. The movie is somewhat “better.” Have Finn watching in the background and then flying away with Holly just to add the typical “Mater’s Tall Tales” spin on it too.
    The movie had potential but mixed too many plots at once. Cars should be about McQueen’s racing journey. Mater’s Tall Tales is…well…Mater’s Tall Tales. Personally, the movie should have been called: From the World of Cars Mater’s Ultimate Tall Tale

    • @dog_e8539
      @dog_e8539 Рік тому +37

      That’s what I always thought. Just change the movie name and alter the ending and you’ve got a movie that most people would be able to enjoy.

    • @AustinMullinsTech
      @AustinMullinsTech Рік тому +22

      Mater's Tallest Tale

    • @willdeboer9787
      @willdeboer9787 Рік тому +4

      Yeah.

    • @SUCCUBUS928
      @SUCCUBUS928 11 місяців тому +1

      Maters hillbilly *TALE*

    • @xenomorphbiologist-xx1214
      @xenomorphbiologist-xx1214 10 місяців тому +1

      That would’ve been WAY fucking better

  • @GoldBrickProductions
    @GoldBrickProductions 3 роки тому +193

    I swear 90% of all Cars discussion is just about how wack the worldbuilding is.
    _And oh how WACK_

    • @nickgadson266
      @nickgadson266 3 роки тому +5

      It’s deeper than that

    • @sunspot5
      @sunspot5 3 роки тому +13

      How do buildings exist in the cars universe, each floor could only house about 4 cars, and that's not even taking into consideration on how they're built.

    • @diyaketcoibito9042
      @diyaketcoibito9042 3 роки тому +7

      How do cars have kids

    • @Bass_Goat53
      @Bass_Goat53 3 роки тому +5

      What the fuck distinguishes female cars from male cars? Do female cars have uteruses?

    • @standardhuman8675
      @standardhuman8675 3 роки тому +1

      @Connor Leiser
      For a week every month, do they leak oil??? Is being a male or female car just a matter of expression??? I’m so confused

  • @allygator7
    @allygator7 Рік тому +12

    6:15 I was actually eating ice cream while watching this so that was kind if creepy

  • @thunderd7904
    @thunderd7904 Рік тому +2

    1:41 what I always ask my parents at Thanksgiving and Christmas-

  • @Duhrkinhagen101
    @Duhrkinhagen101 3 роки тому +237

    Mind you that Mater put the Queen of England's life at risk. If this were realistic he would be arrested even though he caught the culprit.

    • @WellCookedPotatoes
      @WellCookedPotatoes 3 роки тому +36

      Well she willingly chose to stay though. Her guard or whoever that was was telling her that they should leave but she said she wanted to stay so would that still count? Idk know much about London laws but that wouldn’t make sense if it was the queens choice to stay

    • @discoreposession
      @discoreposession 2 роки тому +16

      no michael if this were realistic they wouldnt exist

    • @menzel17
      @menzel17 Рік тому +16

      @@chazzywaz do you think the car queen also died.

    • @BruhDidYouKnowThat
      @BruhDidYouKnowThat Рік тому +6

      @@menzel17 probably yes and due to rust or something since the real queen Elizabeth died of old age which isn't so specific

    • @montymole2
      @montymole2 Рік тому +3

      are we all forgetting this movie came out before the queen died? lol

  • @maxmario350
    @maxmario350 3 роки тому +486

    I will give this movie ONE point, the action scenes are badass

  • @ethanwilson5014
    @ethanwilson5014 2 роки тому +17

    Oh I forgot to mention that at 2:02 when Finn micmissile was using oil slick on the oil rig I think from what you guys said earlier the "piss rig" its actually the oil rig though haha weird.💬💫💢

  • @ethanwilson5014
    @ethanwilson5014 2 роки тому +4

    I swear to God if I hear another Potty joke at 9:26 I am going to throw up and slap myself silly!🤒

  • @jaybirdsingleton2472
    @jaybirdsingleton2472 3 роки тому +163

    The alcohol in this universe is a “car”-tini

  • @largeslappy
    @largeslappy 3 роки тому +278

    I’d argue The Good Dinosaur is. At least Cars 2 was memorably bad...

    • @CiderVG
      @CiderVG 3 роки тому +7

      I like Good Dinosaur

    • @YokaiDisorder
      @YokaiDisorder 3 роки тому +37

      Same. Good dinosaur was just...extremely boring to me.

    • @yankeeforcestudios5431
      @yankeeforcestudios5431 3 роки тому +25

      At least Cars 2 was ambitious.

    • @arbuckle6103
      @arbuckle6103 3 роки тому +7

      Brave was worse.

    • @collinknapp1214
      @collinknapp1214 3 роки тому +14

      @@arbuckle6103 now hold on that’s a bit much don’t you think?

  • @tobinblake
    @tobinblake Рік тому +14

    I'm hurt, this is one of the best sequels to a Pixar movie known to mankind.

  • @CreeperBombProductions
    @CreeperBombProductions 8 місяців тому +1

    The saying of your battery would die night your engine is like, your heart would stopped not your brain

  • @sieben710
    @sieben710 3 роки тому +493

    I fucking love this movie, it's horrible.

  • @jcpuga
    @jcpuga 3 роки тому +133

    You guys need to do this for TURBO. You know, the racing snail 🐌 🚀

    • @TamCam_007
      @TamCam_007 3 роки тому +4

      I forgot that exited

    • @joaquinm9148
      @joaquinm9148 3 роки тому +3

      Best Dreamworks movie of all time

    • @jcpuga
      @jcpuga 3 роки тому +3

      Yay! Finally got some likes! Hopefully they see this 🙏🏽

    • @Mr.Tw1sty
      @Mr.Tw1sty 3 роки тому +3

      Ka-chow

    • @Woodland_Adventures
      @Woodland_Adventures 3 роки тому +5

      Who races actual cars...

  • @RealPantsMan
    @RealPantsMan Рік тому

    Think I watched this video when you guys were at 900 subscribers and it’s so awesome to see how far you’ve come

  • @mwilson7866
    @mwilson7866 Рік тому +14

    gay at 10:08

  • @themanwhobrowses
    @themanwhobrowses 3 роки тому +51

    _”The Pope-Mobile!?”_
    I’m dying XD

  • @r3n3gad33
    @r3n3gad33 3 роки тому +102

    🎶 But if you close your eyes 🎶
    *cars 2 becomes non-canon*
    🎶 Does it almost feel like nothing changed at all? 🎶

    • @cursedtails1249
      @cursedtails1249 3 роки тому +5

      If cars 2 isn’t canon then neither is 3. Jeff from cars 2 made an appearance in the 3rd film.

    • @nickgadson266
      @nickgadson266 3 роки тому +5

      @@cursedtails1249 A small cameo

    • @RayoMcQueen95990
      @RayoMcQueen95990 3 роки тому +8

      @@cursedtails1249 he just had a line and he was treated as a random piston cup racer so....nothing changed

    • @Mr.Wetherilli
      @Mr.Wetherilli 3 роки тому +1

      @@cursedtails1249 no, 3 is canon

    • @miniluv7330
      @miniluv7330 3 роки тому +1

      @@cursedtails1249 2 is just Mater’s Tall Tales: The Movie

  • @PlaneCrazyIdiot
    @PlaneCrazyIdiot Рік тому +2

    I didn’t expect a movie about living cars would start out with living boats, especially an armed one.

  • @thehyperstar123
    @thehyperstar123 Рік тому +8

    3:38 Yeah, about the animation...24 Frames of Nick pointed out in his Cars 2 video how the animation was a downgrade from the first movie. In fact, I think the first Cars movie is the point where Pixar's animation stopped aging. Look at Cars, Ratatouille, Wall-E, Up, and Toy Story 3, and none of those films have aged all that much.

  • @Rebel_riot151
    @Rebel_riot151 3 роки тому +94

    Am I the only one who thought Finn coming out of the spiral of explosions cool as fuck?

  • @blacksmithsforge640
    @blacksmithsforge640 3 роки тому +141

    I’ve never hated Mater more than in this movie.

  • @dagur500
    @dagur500 8 місяців тому +1

    Jude: Owen Wilson is not a good actor
    Owen Wilson as Mobius M. Mobius in Loki: 🗿

    • @javiersavino1484
      @javiersavino1484 7 місяців тому

      he's still a bad actor in Loki

    • @dagur500
      @dagur500 7 місяців тому

      @@javiersavino1484 nah

  • @ButRedman
    @ButRedman Рік тому +1

    “Like a good neighbor Progressive has hands”
    -Bren, 2021

  • @JohnDartBoard
    @JohnDartBoard 3 роки тому +32

    Everybody: NOOOOO YOU CAN’T JUBST HAIVE A JAMES BOND CARR!!! YOU NEEED TOO FOLLGOW TGE STORRYY!!!
    Cars 2: haha explosions go boooooooooom

  • @3thosmusic22
    @3thosmusic22 3 роки тому +54

    This movie is basically if Johnny English crossed over with James Bond

  • @reidsimpson1000
    @reidsimpson1000 Рік тому +2

    Them: cars 2 is the worst movie
    Me having Planes flashbacks

  • @KosmoTheWonder
    @KosmoTheWonder Рік тому +2

    MWS Cars missile logic
    Missile: TAKE ME SWEET DEATH-
    *big boom*

  • @HerrDeutschBlood
    @HerrDeutschBlood 3 роки тому +126

    I firmly believe that someone wrote a fan fiction on Wattpad about Mater becoming an international spy just for shits and grins but then the story somehow made it to an employee at Pixar, who in turn pitched it to John Lasseter and Lasseter said “Well, we don’t seem to have any other ideas for a Cars sequel and we got a whole bunch of warehouses full of Cars merchandise to sell. F#%k it! Let’s just go with this!”

    • @NeurodivergentSuperiority
      @NeurodivergentSuperiority 2 роки тому +13

      I wish i could give you something better than a like for how excellent this comment is 👏

  • @Galaxy-Emu
    @Galaxy-Emu 3 роки тому +82

    This movie is so freaking bizarre lol.
    I think by itself it could be a decent movie but as a sequel? Ehhhh it doesn’t really make sense.
    Cars 3 would probably be a better Cars 2

    • @Mugiwara2186
      @Mugiwara2186 3 роки тому +8

      It's more like a spin-off with a side story, but it's still better than Cars 3.

    • @pundertalefan4391
      @pundertalefan4391 3 роки тому

      I agree wholeheartedly.

    • @nickgadson266
      @nickgadson266 3 роки тому +1

      @@Mugiwara2186 Cars 3 is much better

    • @RayoMcQueen95990
      @RayoMcQueen95990 3 роки тому

      @@nickgadson266 You again? The shit story 4 fanboy?

    • @nickgadson266
      @nickgadson266 3 роки тому

      @@RayoMcQueen95990 You mean Toy Story 4?

  • @yoda1908
    @yoda1908 Рік тому +9

    5:05
    Plane bin Ladin