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  • Опубліковано 23 сер 2012
  • I can't write a witty description for a video like this.
    Special thanks to ThatOrangeAlien for voicing Eridan!
    / thatorangealien
    Artist of such masterpieces are:
    / teletubbiesmpreg
    / davesprites-birdgina
    / wariofan63
    / knightofasshole
    / nothisisnotdog
    / callioupe
    Hey guys! You want to stay updated with my work? Be sure to follow me on tumblr for more extras and interactivity as well!!
    / senorpacman
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  • @pepsicola2536
    @pepsicola2536 8 років тому +292

    " whatch out laddies hetretosexual coming thru "
    me: *dies*

  • @cinnamonaurora817
    @cinnamonaurora817 9 років тому +530

    "its name is john, john, its johnkat" that kill me xDDDD and "strider, whoa. strider, whoa." xD

    • @soleilvivero8515
      @soleilvivero8515 8 років тому +1

      +ShiningHeart
      It's 11:18 and everybody's asleep
      I'm trying really hard not to laugh out loud
      I'm crying

    • @cinnamonaurora817
      @cinnamonaurora817 8 років тому

      +Cattliant same, but heres 3:00 am xddd

    • @soleilvivero8515
      @soleilvivero8515 8 років тому

      XD

    • @bindibites
      @bindibites 8 років тому

      +ShiningHeart 1:43 dow eridan is lituraly sliced

    • @bindibites
      @bindibites 8 років тому

      +Onyx Lynx I MEAN 0:43

  • @Paradoxyuri
    @Paradoxyuri 10 років тому +158

    This is the essence of the gigapause

  • @EpicisSyd
    @EpicisSyd 9 років тому +255

    *Karkat: JOHN I BOUGHT US A CAT*
    *John: is that thing floating*
    *Karkat: IT'S NAME IS JOHN, JOHN*
    *Karkat: it's Johnkat*
    *John: fuck off*

  • @awsomemancool
    @awsomemancool 9 років тому +170

    *jake: i found some mushrooms in the forest*
    *me: this is why we can't have nice things*

  • @tyler9424
    @tyler9424 2 роки тому +40

    These are still funny in 2022 and nobody can tell me otherwise, thank you Daniel for blessing us with all your Homestuck shitposts

  • @h3artilation
    @h3artilation 8 років тому +103

    Sollux didn't cut Eridan in half correctly

  • @emn2375
    @emn2375 8 років тому +152

    "Nyeh"

    • @marqussaidso
      @marqussaidso 8 років тому +2

      +Emily Night heh

    • @krysys9703
      @krysys9703 8 років тому +1

      +Don't even subscribe, its not worth it HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH

    • @marqussaidso
      @marqussaidso 8 років тому +3

      KrysysDaPro _ HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @cris4870
      @cris4870 8 років тому +15

      *violent bonetrousle*

    • @jettiz3703
      @jettiz3703 7 років тому +2

      VrystØl Violet* bonetrousle.

  • @Mac.Da.Rat.
    @Mac.Da.Rat. 4 роки тому +33

    John: Strider~
    Dave: Woah
    *in another room*
    Jake: Strider~
    Dirk: Woah

  • @FlamingLeo
    @FlamingLeo 9 років тому +45

    SHAKE IT BAKE IT BOOTIE QUAKE IT
    -John 2012

  • @katieturkington5911
    @katieturkington5911 9 років тому +165

    This scarf isn't just for keeping warm, it's for keeping...
    ...worm

  • @danceystickman6133
    @danceystickman6133 10 років тому +98

    Anyone think Jake sounded kinda Irish when he found mushrooms?

    • @ivy-queenofworms
      @ivy-queenofworms 10 років тому +33

      That happens when you're English.

    • @tetsiga45XxX
      @tetsiga45XxX 10 років тому +21

      Bella Nyte So does that mean Irish people will sound English when stoned? HUZZAH!!!

  • @MsLunaCookies
    @MsLunaCookies 10 років тому +319

    JOHN: strider.
    DAVE: woah
    JAKE: strider.
    DIRK: Woah.
    XD Love this part!! And also..
    ROXY: this scarf aint just 4 keepin me warm
    ROXY: its 4 keepin
    ROXY: worm
    JAKE: oh.

  • @jovestrider4561
    @jovestrider4561 9 років тому +200

    they say men come from mars but i'd rather come from... _uranus_
    dave no--

  • @lucussrear3507
    @lucussrear3507 3 роки тому +8

    I always find this funny.... 8 years later.

  • @crobutts1230
    @crobutts1230 10 років тому +52

    were the mushrooms friendly?

    • @natalieatay
      @natalieatay 10 років тому +10

      I see what you did there

    • @famtomerc
      @famtomerc 10 років тому +8

      MOOSHY GIANT FRIEND

  • @holywatervodka3212
    @holywatervodka3212 8 років тому +41

    _DAMMIT BABY-_

  • @vividclarities7860
    @vividclarities7860 9 років тому +16

    "its for keepin
    worm"
    This line made Roxy my favorite post-scratch kid.

  • @izayaisatroll
    @izayaisatroll 10 років тому +23

    i lost it at "johnkat"

  • @alex951753cute
    @alex951753cute 9 років тому +16

    Oh my Jegus! When it said "ROXY IS DEAD" lightning flashed and it was beautifully timed :'3.

    • @itsmxtwist
      @itsmxtwist 9 років тому +3

      I want to make a live version of it.

  • @alexisguerrero7837
    @alexisguerrero7837 10 років тому +14

    I think half of these skits is shipping in a nutshell

  • @rhysp.2920
    @rhysp.2920 7 років тому +11

    "BOI I SHURE AM FEELING STR8 TODAY."
    -said me never

  • @DoctorMarvello
    @DoctorMarvello 7 років тому +39

    *# Im gonna smooch the nerd*

  • @aili8491
    @aili8491 4 роки тому +9

    1:43 I CANT CONTAIN MY LAUGHTER IM-

  • @HuskyLove-mi3ci
    @HuskyLove-mi3ci 7 років тому +8

    "They say men come from Mars but I'd rather come from……Uranus"
    "Dave no"
    There's a kid at my school named Dave and I showed him this video

  • @MouseChild
    @MouseChild 9 років тому +16

    How the fandom sees the characters

  • @kpdelarue
    @kpdelarue 8 років тому +42

    Why the fuck am I still watching these XD

  • @justalexbot5276
    @justalexbot5276 7 років тому +8

    I cant continue living knowing this exists and how many times I watched 0:54

  • @Bakustrider
    @Bakustrider 10 років тому +25

    0:16 Eridan, good job
    0:17 - 0:25 oh my...DAVE YES!!
    1:12 - 1:25 How make a Strider veeeeeeeeeeeery happy.
    2:15 - 2:37 oh god...Davesprite...you make it again xDD

    • @iivvrryy
      @iivvrryy 10 років тому +7

      jesus fucking christ... just... no just, NO. STOP.

  • @natsumeovv
    @natsumeovv 8 років тому +4

    John just seems so done XD Well at first....then he...snapped o.o
    0:15 me in science XD "WHAT'S EVEN HAPPENING?!"

  • @gabobo
    @gabobo 10 років тому +21

    This touched my heart (and my butt)

  • @keito9596
    @keito9596 8 років тому +8

    "its name is john, john, its johnkat

  • @fangcipher9246
    @fangcipher9246 8 років тому +13

    They say men came from Mars but I'd rather come from URANUS

  • @firewolfanimations3297
    @firewolfanimations3297 8 років тому +14

    "Can I havve directions?"
    "Where?"
    "To your heart."
    "No."
    "Nyeh."
    Me: SOLLUX ACCEPT YOUR ERISOL FATE!

  • @ryanweihofen4805
    @ryanweihofen4805 8 років тому +6

    They say men come from Mars
    But I come from
    URANUS
    **dabs**

  • @user-uw5mb1zs3u
    @user-uw5mb1zs3u 7 років тому +2

    "shake it bake it booty quake it" is a quote i still use to this very day.

  • @lilydorval1430
    @lilydorval1430 7 років тому +4

    i literaly started laughing sooooo hard at 0:31

  • @Rubyoreo
    @Rubyoreo 10 років тому +4

    Pretty sure homestucks bullshit like this is why I love it. Ah.. I have no idea WTF is going on and I'm okay with that.

  • @feralrats
    @feralrats 6 років тому +2

    the fact that Dirk and Dave have two tones of voice when saying "woah" really says something

  • @CorvusTheFeatherbrain
    @CorvusTheFeatherbrain 12 років тому

    You are so wonderful for making these.

  • @valnarvaez2860
    @valnarvaez2860 9 років тому +9

    0:24 How did I know he was going to say Uranus

  • @beesallhail
    @beesallhail 4 роки тому +5

    2:04
    r o x y a r e y o u d r u n k ?
    R O X Y I S D E A D

  • @ShadaDX
    @ShadaDX 12 років тому

    I've been waiting for this for so long.

  • @inactiveaccountprobably253
    @inactiveaccountprobably253 4 роки тому +2

    Eridans motto:
    Its not homo if your cape is on
    but if its off
    *f u l l h o m o*

  • @vriskaserket9548
    @vriskaserket9548 10 років тому +4

    ((I'm getting a cat. I will name him John. He will be JohnKat.))

  • @catlovercami717
    @catlovercami717 10 років тому +8

    0:50- 1:08 ...........100% ACCURATE!!!

  • @cleartoothbrush9053
    @cleartoothbrush9053 7 років тому +1

    John: BOI I SURE FELL STR8 TODAY
    *John then proceeds to be gay to the entirety of the universe*

  • @springtrapxgoldenfreddy
    @springtrapxgoldenfreddy 12 років тому

    YOU DON'T KNOW HOW LONG I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ;n;

  • @babi8554
    @babi8554 9 років тому +6

    they say men come from mars but id rather come from
    uranus
    dave no
    _//coug H_
    _I can t breath E--_

  • @andyizded
    @andyizded 3 роки тому +4

    1:53 THAT SHOULD NOT BE FUNNY

  • @carloschartrand.6341
    @carloschartrand.6341 8 років тому +1

    "SHAKE IT, BAKE IT, BOOTY QUAKE IT!"
    Best
    Pickup
    Line

  • @TheArat123
    @TheArat123 12 років тому

    This is literally the best thing I have ever seen

  • @BABYJAGUARYOURNIGGA
    @BABYJAGUARYOURNIGGA 9 років тому +11

    ( JFC IS NOBODY GONNA MENTION ROXY )

    • @itsmxtwist
      @itsmxtwist 9 років тому

      I loved that part.

    • @rebeccamoreau6852
      @rebeccamoreau6852 9 років тому +5

      Feferi Peixes ROXY IS DEAD

    • @itsmxtwist
      @itsmxtwist 9 років тому +4

      Roxy: This scarf ant just for keep warm it's for keepin WORM *turns into worm*
      Davesprite: Sreech *carries off Roxy*
      Jake: You think you're givin, but you're actually taking my life away.

  • @Eye_Spy
    @Eye_Spy 9 років тому +3

    Davesprite's like "Caw caw" XD

  • @idiotsaerawesome
    @idiotsaerawesome 11 років тому

    I can't stop watching these!!

  • @TheMadValkyrie
    @TheMadValkyrie 11 років тому

    I pray you'll be making more of these. They're too funny! XD

  • @alexistavia6041
    @alexistavia6041 8 років тому +5

    where do you even find these?!?!?
    its awesome!

  • @emilybailey8906
    @emilybailey8906 10 років тому +4

    oh my god 'i found some mushrooms in the forest'

  • @Tannerizsinging
    @Tannerizsinging 12 років тому

    I cried from how beautiful this is.

  • @thatonegirludontknow
    @thatonegirludontknow 12 років тому

    I FOUND MYSELF HOWLING WITH LAUGHTER AT THIS ONE.
    I CAN'T EVEN DESCRIBE HOW MUCH I LOVED THIS. I LOVE YOU.

  • @EFPX
    @EFPX 10 років тому +4

    iz 4 keepin...
    worm

  • @brokenheadphonesgaming6690
    @brokenheadphonesgaming6690 9 років тому +4

    _Johnkat._

  • @darkwingduke1631
    @darkwingduke1631 Рік тому +1

    10 years since home stuck has been at its height...

  • @Aviarmew
    @Aviarmew 11 років тому

    I love all the Mother music you use in these :D

  • @estarossa2226
    @estarossa2226 9 років тому +4

    "jake answer me"

  • @DrFrenchfries
    @DrFrenchfries 10 років тому +5

    **roxy turns into worm**
    Me: oh

  • @ronispadez
    @ronispadez 3 роки тому +1

    0:37 see the beautiful thing about being an earthbounder is immediately noticing the songs in the background

  • @nettleclips
    @nettleclips 12 років тому

    Oh man, this has to be one of my favorites in the series.

  • @krahefish
    @krahefish 8 років тому +3

    these were a lot funnier when i was 13

  • @evergreenleaf9376
    @evergreenleaf9376 7 років тому +3

    why are Dirk and jake s voiced higher than John and daves tho

    • @evergreenleaf9376
      @evergreenleaf9376 7 років тому

      Why are Dirk and Jake's voices pitched higher than John and Dave's?*

  • @nancyortiz7804
    @nancyortiz7804 11 років тому +1

    So many feels were felt In that last skItt wIth Jake and Roxy. •-•

  • @cherrygum_d1365
    @cherrygum_d1365 5 років тому +1

    Dave is a flirting god
    KAR YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG

  • @brokenangel890
    @brokenangel890 10 років тому +4

    its johnkat :)

  • @shakilashakila95
    @shakilashakila95 10 років тому +3

    You know, They say men come from mars but I'd rather come from....Uranus XDD

  • @CaitlinTheLynxFox
    @CaitlinTheLynxFox 11 років тому

    there is no explaining this other than
    beautiful

  • @z1BRRR
    @z1BRRR 3 роки тому +2

    “JOHN I BROUGHT US A CAT.”
    “is that thing floating”
    “ITS NAME IS JOHN. JOHN. ITS JOHNKAT”
    Answer the question or else you’re Doki doki will..

  • @philtrash2303
    @philtrash2303 4 роки тому +4

    is nO ONE GOING TO TALK ABOUT TAVROS

  • @TheFallen552
    @TheFallen552 10 років тому +4

    "f**K,"

  • @TaismoFanBoy
    @TaismoFanBoy 11 років тому

    omg i love this community

  • @WhiteTigress26
    @WhiteTigress26 11 років тому

    i love how dave is just like "whoa" and doesnt care
    and
    dirk is just like "whoa" and is like "it's not my birthday"

  • @baylee4685
    @baylee4685 10 років тому +5

    Strider?

  • @purplegeno8179
    @purplegeno8179 7 років тому +3

    LA2ARS

  • @juicyknuts9181
    @juicyknuts9181 10 років тому

    I love how in all of these karkat at and Dave are basically always hitting on john

  • @kaylakuffler1559
    @kaylakuffler1559 11 років тому

    I love your john voice. every time I read homestuck now I hear him talking like that XD

  • @davestrider5376
    @davestrider5376 10 років тому +4

    John Egbert 0:20 ...

  • @hannizches
    @hannizches 11 років тому

    this is beautiful

  • @Blockistium
    @Blockistium 12 років тому

    this is the absolute best thing that has ever been excreted from this fandom

  • @leeroberts5611
    @leeroberts5611 10 років тому

    Best one you made

  • @arachat
    @arachat 9 років тому

    lovin the earthbound and mother 3 music in the background so classy

    • @JosukeWF
      @JosukeWF 8 років тому

      OMG YES I WENT THROUGH LIKE A MILLION COMMENTS TO FIND ANOTHER PERSON WHO RECOGNIZED IT

  • @joceycarrot3201
    @joceycarrot3201 8 років тому +2

    johnkat. YES.

  • @saraheron123
    @saraheron123 9 років тому

    I love how when the baby is on fire Dave just phases out of existence like "Nope!"

  • @IcyCat14
    @IcyCat14 12 років тому

    there needs to be more of this.

  • @0w0SPOOKS0w0
    @0w0SPOOKS0w0 Рік тому

    I can never express how funny ROXY IS DEAD was when I first saw this 9 years ago, or how funny I still find it now

  • @ArtTheMcFart
    @ArtTheMcFart 7 років тому +1

    you know there's alot of erisol and dirkjake in these.
    dirkjake is understandable but erisol is rare.

  • @corpsegameplay4130
    @corpsegameplay4130 6 років тому

    Jake's voice when he said I found some mushrooms in the forest. I lost my fucking shit and laughed so hard.

  • @mackenzie.l-b8528
    @mackenzie.l-b8528 9 років тому

    "I found some mushrooms in the forest"
    I can't breathe XD

  • @RandomEverAfteer
    @RandomEverAfteer 12 років тому

    omfg, make more of these

  • @fuckigusername
    @fuckigusername 11 років тому

    This was my favorite so far xD

  • @TechnoGlitter2048
    @TechnoGlitter2048 11 років тому +1

    They've upgraded from just weird to actual witty comedy. Beautiful.

  • @lavendercaina
    @lavendercaina 12 років тому

    I love this series. MAKE MORE OR I WILL DIE