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  • @TheresaisDead
    @TheresaisDead  7 місяців тому +7

    Download Love & Pies for free via this link or my QR code: lnp-merge.onelink.me/wa3J/TheresaisPie

    • @hibernacle
      @hibernacle 7 місяців тому +2

      Ok your description of this game totally got me, I legitimately am excited to download it

  • @Sarah-tu8bf
    @Sarah-tu8bf 7 місяців тому +75

    "Keep your composure; do it for the aliens" is my new life motto.

  • @ivynyx1834
    @ivynyx1834 7 місяців тому +71

    There are no good snacks in prison. This fact has saved several people at work.

  • @stephaniecruz3164
    @stephaniecruz3164 7 місяців тому +38

    Theresa: "I'm sure this is what y'all think I do to Alex"
    Alex editing this: 👁️👄👁️

  • @maetodecember
    @maetodecember 7 місяців тому +16

    I am now 4 years into a job I don't love because it pays me better than all of my other jobs and it allows me to have a life outside of work (I can do French classes! I can travel!) but gosh, do I wish I can quit every single day.

  • @sinswept
    @sinswept 7 місяців тому +25

    I had a literature professor in Uni who was rumoured to wear his tiny purple teddy bear ear-stud to remember to be nice to his students 😂 I love this channel, please don't go to jail ❤

    • @Seb61709
      @Seb61709 7 місяців тому +2

      This is the kind of rumor I wish I had about me lol

  • @fleetwoodmacncheese4159
    @fleetwoodmacncheese4159 7 місяців тому +3

    Theresa: "you're probably picturing this is what I do to Alex."
    Me: "well, now I am." 😂
    🥝💚🖤

  • @jenzerr8856
    @jenzerr8856 7 місяців тому +29

    Chick! I bought that wet and wild niacidimiderammalammadingdong skin tint from Amazon. Holy crap! ITS BEAUTIFUL!

    • @sharonm.t.2492
      @sharonm.t.2492 7 місяців тому +5

      I'm so gonna get that. Past few days I've heard good thing, several times! Off to Amazon... again...

  • @cynthiafisher3392
    @cynthiafisher3392 7 місяців тому +3

    If I took a shot for every time Theresa talks about either burning a building down or saving make up from a burning building, I would’ve been hammered by now! 😂

  • @laurieann2714
    @laurieann2714 7 місяців тому +12

    I am working this weekend too!! I do 12.5 hour overnight shifts at a hospital so I feel you. At least I get overtime! Hope you get compensated too! Love the video. Always hilarious!

  • @katieh.
    @katieh. 7 місяців тому +11

    your eye makeup is *chef’s kiss*

  • @SirianaTarot
    @SirianaTarot 7 місяців тому +7

    Lol. I lived in Queens and Brooklyn and your impression of Bunny had me rolling on the floor. I'm now contemplating throwing out my faux Chanel tweed jacket from Burlington CF 😂😂😂 (and smoking a P-funk) lol

  • @MakeupCleaningAndCats
    @MakeupCleaningAndCats 7 місяців тому +2

    The hairdo with the clips is so cute, the lilac blush looks really good on you

  • @isharaj-silverman2411
    @isharaj-silverman2411 7 місяців тому +2

    I was going through it at my job to the point that I quit. This video has really cemented for me that it was the right choice

  • @maireadweaver8952
    @maireadweaver8952 7 місяців тому +8

    you love beautiful today - the up-do really suits you (especially with the alien bonus, I really hope you forgot to take them off for work!!!) ... as usual, this tutorial made my day!! Am super interested in the bronzers although some other fellow pasty-skins didn't like it, would love if you could get samples of this stuff online as we don't have anywhere that sells either brand in-store here in the forgotten corner of europe (aka Ireland!).

  • @mina-ala
    @mina-ala 7 місяців тому +5

    @ 6:50, omg! 😂😂😂😂😂 i cannot breathe - "you're probably picturing that's what i do to Alex" aghhhhhahaha 😂😂😂
    So sorry you have to work over the long weekend, fuck that! sometimes i wonder to myself what your job is.... when i had to do graphic design for marketing promotions, i always had to be on call for big promo weekends...fucking sucked!!
    LOVE your nail color and alien clips!
    Please do a whole video as 💅✨️ Bunny ✨️💅 she's an icon 😂

  • @kristi4848
    @kristi4848 7 місяців тому +5

    Suggestion for a podcast to listen to... "Who Shat on the Floor At my Wedding?"
    Funniest podcast ever

  • @aprillovesjulio
    @aprillovesjulio 7 місяців тому +4

    Theresa, The movie There's something about Mary. The older lady that has dried leather skin, smoking cigarettes, and the monster dog. That is her pink lip 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

  • @ccharles848
    @ccharles848 7 місяців тому +3

    This was fun! My friend gave me really good advice back during the chaos of COVID days: “tuck and roll”. So tuck and roll, my friend!🌼

  • @HanaKotoba21
    @HanaKotoba21 7 місяців тому +3

    Can you make a video showing your makeup sponge collection?

  • @kathrynbythelake9638
    @kathrynbythelake9638 7 місяців тому

    The pink lip looks lovely on you, Revlon had a similar shade in their glass shine line if you can find it. Every woman needs a power pink lipstick in her arsenal.

  • @omegasobsessions
    @omegasobsessions 7 місяців тому +1

    Yeah, I work all weekend too, feeling the “watch it all burn” vibes with you.

  • @AlicePRabbits
    @AlicePRabbits 7 місяців тому +9

    Well yea. I lost my job yesterday. Going through it together

    • @taylorwilliams4179
      @taylorwilliams4179 7 місяців тому +1

      I hope things get better for you soon!

    • @AlicePRabbits
      @AlicePRabbits 7 місяців тому

      @@taylorwilliams4179 thanks so much, I appreciate it 😊

  • @moriganna67ify
    @moriganna67ify 7 місяців тому +2

    The talking manly Oh my goids and I am Bunny joke was hilarious. I just finished Strawberry Milk Shake Corn Flakes and Marshmallow Maties. (affordable) I watch Grav3yard Girl aka Bunny Myers. She is unhinged at times but hilarious. 😊❤ Props for that. 😂🎉❤

  • @sunshineliz5297
    @sunshineliz5297 7 місяців тому

    I love real estate Bunny!!!!!!!!!!!!! hilarious, thanks for the laughs and the makeup.

  • @simplythebestgirl
    @simplythebestgirl 7 місяців тому +1

    Theresa, you are looking so good! 💖✨💖

  • @cesileythorson3633
    @cesileythorson3633 7 місяців тому +3

    I feel the same way about the bronzer drops. It's 100% problematic.

    • @cesileythorson3633
      @cesileythorson3633 7 місяців тому +1

      Like, a teeny natural tan? OK. But if you're bronzing your skin 10 shades darker than you are... check yourself, maybe?

  • @shanak1975
    @shanak1975 7 місяців тому +1

    Yeah , I'm with you on the work thing. You are definitely not alone. I work in psychiatry so if I say I'm gonna burn shit down I'm gonna get sectioned but let's just say I'm not pleased. Lol you have to laugh about it or you'll cry. Hang in there.💕

  • @brynb1325
    @brynb1325 7 місяців тому +1

    Loved the pop-up edits.

  • @christinamoller4342
    @christinamoller4342 7 місяців тому +1

    Theresa, do you have any favorite products from Rituelle de Fille besides the oil and the highlighters you showed us? They're having a sale and they ain't cheap and I'd like to know what you like from them. If anyone else has, would you please give me your opinions? Thank you in advance 😊

    • @TheresaisDead
      @TheresaisDead  7 місяців тому +1

      Love the mascara and the blush! The eye soots are alright but not my cup of tea! the foundation and concealer are great as well!

    • @christinamoller4342
      @christinamoller4342 7 місяців тому

      @@TheresaisDead Cool! I'll try some cream and blush balms along with the highlighters. Everything has such good ratings.

  • @maetodecember
    @maetodecember 7 місяців тому +4

    Creepcast is a fun podcast where they read classic internet horror stories and react to them, it's with Wendigoon and Meat Canyon/Papa Meat who are both great on their own and talk about varied spooky stuff.

  • @cinnamonlehto4292
    @cinnamonlehto4292 7 місяців тому

    Hey T, I’m so sorry about work. I’ve totally been there before, a few times. Hang in there. I hope it’s all over soon. It helped me to take little moments for myself, even if it was 15 minutes playing a game on my phone. For some reason that really relaxes me and helped get me through those insane times. ❤❤

  • @darkydoom
    @darkydoom 7 місяців тому

    Aawww that Haus labs blush is everything I was hoping it would be. Looks so nice on you ❤

  • @nluther22
    @nluther22 7 місяців тому +2

    “Where are my parliaments cigarettes?” 😂

  • @glitternicky8358
    @glitternicky8358 7 місяців тому +1

    Hi,, your eye makeup looks awesome!! Plus your lashes look so good! Especially when you look down! They are so long

  • @catherinelynnfraser2001
    @catherinelynnfraser2001 7 місяців тому

    I love the idea of “Last Call” you picked up some really lovely products. Thanks

  • @safebeauty9162
    @safebeauty9162 7 місяців тому

    Thank you so much for sharing this video….work too is deeply crushing my soul and happiness….to the point that I’m breaking down, it’s nice to know I’m not alone ❤

  • @kimberlysmith5683
    @kimberlysmith5683 7 місяців тому

    I think those blushes and bronzers are beautiful

  • @JuliaMariaGibson
    @JuliaMariaGibson 7 місяців тому

    What’s on your skin before you applied the cream bronzer? It’s beautiful!

  • @Soleils
    @Soleils 7 місяців тому

    I use the lowlighter as a base of my blush. It has a nice blurring effect while making my blush last longer

  • @angela2007march
    @angela2007march 7 місяців тому +1

    Omg you put a smile on my face too funny

  • @renee2712
    @renee2712 7 місяців тому

    I definitely am going through it too at work so I will be thinking of you this weekend ❤

  • @brookebegeny27
    @brookebegeny27 7 місяців тому

    The Makeup by Mario bronzer is 100 times better than the Saie. I’m obsessed with it.

  • @lalajobo
    @lalajobo 7 місяців тому

    always enjoy your infrequent references to Parliament cigarettes, my former vice of choice.i also love the alien👽 hair tie or is it clips?! where can i find them? so cute! i like the blushes and think your eye look is lovely

  • @itsnotaphasemom1283
    @itsnotaphasemom1283 7 місяців тому

    I need that lilac blush urghhh

  • @mjwc97
    @mjwc97 7 місяців тому +1

    I got the Haus Labs blush balm as well, and I literally have the exact same thoughts. Gorgeous colors, amazing pigmentation and wear, as a lip product... no lol

  • @dokidash7052
    @dokidash7052 7 місяців тому

    Hahahahaha I spent the whole bit of the bingo laughing my ass off

  • @ferociousmop6642
    @ferociousmop6642 7 місяців тому

    The alien clips ❤❤❤ you are too cute.

  • @NoahWJP
    @NoahWJP 7 місяців тому

    MAMA!!

    • @NoahWJP
      @NoahWJP 7 місяців тому

      i also used to smoke Vogue Menthol cigs - google them 😭

  • @RaelNikolaidis
    @RaelNikolaidis 7 місяців тому

    You always look nice, don’t get it wrong, but you’re just rocking it today.

  • @shanak1975
    @shanak1975 7 місяців тому

    Real estate Barbara 🤣

  • @sherylfenner1983
    @sherylfenner1983 7 місяців тому

    I've never been able to find that Flower Beauty spray powder here in Canada. I want to try it.

  • @BeautybyMaria
    @BeautybyMaria 7 місяців тому +1

    I also have to work this weekend. I get it. 😢

  • @MissKiki521
    @MissKiki521 7 місяців тому

    I placed a Sephora order yesturday as a birthday gift to myself and i wavered over the Makeup by Mario bronzer just because im not sure if i should get fair or light. I should have just got the fair because its beauuuuuutiful 😍 so much love to our Garbage Queen 👸 ❤

  • @Cast_Iron_Kitty
    @Cast_Iron_Kitty 7 місяців тому

    Hey, i have the blush and bronzer sticks from Thrive and they are awesome, and last all day. That plus the lengthening mascara and eyebrow pencil is aces. 😊. (The volumizing mascara"s brush is way too big so pass on that.)

  • @natfatale
    @natfatale 7 місяців тому

    Does the Saie one have the same floral casket scent that their Illuminator has?

  • @baileydubs
    @baileydubs 7 місяців тому +1

    The voice editing was perfect 😂

  • @OsloTime
    @OsloTime 7 місяців тому +1

    The Kosas blushes reminded me Laura INSTANTLY! 😂😂 They copied her homework! (JK! JK! But yeah they look identical and I hope they're good! I haven't watched yet. 😂)
    O0oo, I am DEFINITELY getting the Haus Labs blush stick! ❤

  • @serenideehope
    @serenideehope 7 місяців тому

    How does the color of those blushes compare to their lip counterpart? Cuz the colors match the lippies she came out with. Have you tried them? I have the hibiscus one. I'm really interested in the kosas blushes! Can't wait to see those in action.

  • @sisiwx6154
    @sisiwx6154 7 місяців тому

    Omg I love Love & Pies. I skipped the story in the beginning like a moron and now I'm invested in the story and the game. 😂

  • @jldunn7791
    @jldunn7791 7 місяців тому

    I think we need a comparison between the house labs blush stick, and the Em cosmetic blush sticks

  • @Its_me_Teri_b
    @Its_me_Teri_b 7 місяців тому

    So sorry you need to work over the weekend 😞 i have to say that color green is your color, it looks so good on you! ❤

  • @Criticalbeauty411
    @Criticalbeauty411 7 місяців тому +2

    I am from the northeast and moved to Florida and I completely commiserate. My mail takes 10X longer than it ever has anywhere else I’ve ever lived in my entire life. 😂 (if I can’t use Amazon) it’s so annoying! 😅

  • @janinepannell
    @janinepannell 7 місяців тому

    Thanks for the reviews I have that Mario product already you saved me coin! The spray is a great idea just ordered from Ulta.

  • @ldraxx
    @ldraxx 7 місяців тому

    You look GREAT

  • @katg288
    @katg288 7 місяців тому

    Does anyone know where, if anywhere, we can get hold of that Flower Beauty spray in the UK? (And not for 45 quid on Fruugo! I'm not feeling that level of spenny!)

  • @kpops168
    @kpops168 7 місяців тому

    Is the Saie definitely in the ‘salt’ colour not ‘sail’ as the online swatches of that look very grey and you mentioned (and it looks) to have red undertones? It looks like the colour sail such is red based. Online swatches are so tricky but salt honestly looks like a serious grey contour shade not an ounce of red. I’m so confused and we can’t get this in Aus so have to commit!

  • @urlilspoon
    @urlilspoon 7 місяців тому

    damn that undereye smolder! 😍 gorgeous!

  • @darkydoom
    @darkydoom 7 місяців тому

    I hope you're getting paid extra for working weekend AND even more on public holidays. I don't know if USA has loading for these things

  • @elizabethcook6120
    @elizabethcook6120 7 місяців тому

    Put your finger over the Mario bronzer nozzle and pump the bottle to prime the product/bottle.

  • @oceanequestrian11
    @oceanequestrian11 7 місяців тому

    I got 1 of the Saie liquid blushes BUT I think I’m applying it wrong 😢
    Side Note: I have listed your channel in my Favorites UA-camr’s on my online blog ❤

  • @amberford300
    @amberford300 7 місяців тому

    I went to the game and kinda forgot about your video. Its fun

  • @lorimartino6496
    @lorimartino6496 7 місяців тому +2

    Kosas...if Laura Gellar and Milani blush had babies❤❤❤

  • @abhimac27
    @abhimac27 7 місяців тому

    Aw man! I know this video is sponsored, but if you like Love & Pies, you'd also like Gossip Harbor. It's nearly identical, and cute.

  • @laurieann2714
    @laurieann2714 7 місяців тому +1

    "Proprietary" means they can put whatever they want in non homogenous concentrations from product to product. It is amazing that companies get away with that. It is BIG in the supplement industry.

  • @ultraviolettas
    @ultraviolettas 7 місяців тому +1

    queen 🥰

  • @MelanieRose2283
    @MelanieRose2283 7 місяців тому

    WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE ALIEN CLIPS????

  • @Mirandathedragon
    @Mirandathedragon 7 місяців тому +1

    I really want to know what nail polish you're wearing...is it Willow by ILNP?

  • @anitablanca5050
    @anitablanca5050 7 місяців тому +1

    Now I’m googling it alien hair clips 😂

  • @sarahahne4949
    @sarahahne4949 7 місяців тому

    Yoooo wtf is with this second quarter?! Why are things INSANE?! Ugh I hope you don't have to work too much this weekend. The things we do to pay bills, buy food, and buy pretty things. 😫Thanks for the laughs today and for convincing me to spend more money! 🤣😭

  • @tonidavie3635
    @tonidavie3635 7 місяців тому

    Yeah the airhorns are back

  • @cinnamonraw9911
    @cinnamonraw9911 7 місяців тому

    You are looking great

  • @darkydoom
    @darkydoom 7 місяців тому

    One of the only things that stops me from quitting is, "I like buying expensive shit." I like being able to buy things for my kids and not stress about it. I like to one day travel. I like not being in a state of perpetual stress of an unseen emergency fucking up my life. Jail is also not an option lol stay calm

  • @borispeper6981
    @borispeper6981 7 місяців тому

    adorable💕

  • @Ani1boo
    @Ani1boo 7 місяців тому

    You look beautiful ❤

  • @angelafenton1908
    @angelafenton1908 7 місяців тому

    It must be a Libran thing because my works the same 😮

  • @emobutton
    @emobutton 7 місяців тому

    Also please do not go to jail. Your channel helps keep sane from my job ❤ #goingthroughit
    The lipstick lesbians said to pull the top off carefully (to acess the doe foot) on the Mario bronzer

  • @Kgleason08
    @Kgleason08 7 місяців тому

    The Apology Line is a good podcast and it’s based in NYC.

  • @cynthiab9077
    @cynthiab9077 7 місяців тому +2

    Theresa, what ever happened to Disney content? Going in Oct. please tell all. Thanks for the video! Love you! ❤

  • @gingerhalo123
    @gingerhalo123 7 місяців тому

    You look so nice with your hair up! You have a perfect hairline lol

  • @majesticbeast4830
    @majesticbeast4830 7 місяців тому +1

    If you haven't watched the Perfect Person podcast, you absolutely must!

  • @mandibeauty9750
    @mandibeauty9750 7 місяців тому

    This is why we drink podcast !15:14

  • @leicalove9384
    @leicalove9384 7 місяців тому

    Psychopathyyyy :D 💛🧡❤️💜💙💚 /insert spongebob rainbow-meme

  • @cjinpa5713
    @cjinpa5713 7 місяців тому

    I’m so glad I found you 😆 I’ll chain smoke for you cause I was going to anyway 😜🚬 Just purchased the GIVE dewy blushes (3 of those fu

  • @Clareypie
    @Clareypie 7 місяців тому

    Theresa Anne Isdead, what IS that on your fingernails? I must have it!!

    • @TheresaisDead
      @TheresaisDead  7 місяців тому +1

      ILNP - Willow

    • @Clareypie
      @Clareypie 7 місяців тому

      @@TheresaisDead Thanks, I can get this in the UK too! 😁

  • @susanagomez955
    @susanagomez955 7 місяців тому +1

    I WANT THAT SAIE SALT BRONZERRRRRRR and they are not to be found anywhere in Europeeeeee
    🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪

    • @greenbeauties
      @greenbeauties 7 місяців тому +2

      Cultbeauty in the UK sells it but not sure how much the shipping to EU is

    • @susanagomez955
      @susanagomez955 7 місяців тому

      @@greenbeauties UK is not EUROPEAN ECONOMIC MARKET so apart from getting it more expensive I would have to add some 12 to 17 $ shipping plus taxes.
      Taxes are on the product cost + shipping so let's say 36$ + 12 shipping makes 48$. Now you have to make a 38% of those 48$ so 18,24$ plus on Customs and we are on 66,24$. BUT we're not even done!! Now you have to add customs handling costs so another 5$ or even more AND the administrative customs cost, so another 8$.
      So the final total that I would pay after customs is 79,24 $.
      We can do it in pounds but the result will be the same, and that is why nobody's buying in UK anymore. Because is a pain in the axx the amount of documents you must provide, fulfill and then pay almost the same quantity of the product value in customs and taxes. Is not worth paying 80$ for a bronzer.
      I can buy if the product is on any of the EU countries but not elsewhere. And that is why a lot of brands are opening Warehouses in one of the EU countries so they can get the same clients the usually had (Charlotte Tilbury and others)

  • @sabersky1134
    @sabersky1134 7 місяців тому

    An interesting podcast I would recommend is The Real Housewives of D&D. It's pretty funny

  • @chelseacd
    @chelseacd 7 місяців тому

    Way to spoil Love & Pies for me!!

  • @susanharris4331
    @susanharris4331 7 місяців тому

    Make on point today

  • @MaggieMeyersMakeup
    @MaggieMeyersMakeup 7 місяців тому

    It should be illegal to make people work the weekend or on holidays!! Its just not fair, life isnt meant to work 24/7 🙃. Sending you positive vibes!!!