Why are you underestimating yourself dude? Maybe someone is already interested in you and you just haven't paid attention yet. Just interact and find out. Easy.
hahaha u so right 😂😂😂😂😂 those who know 💀💀💀💀 still water + adrenaline + noradrenaline + Balkan rage+ sigma + those who know MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO 🥭🥭🥭 STILL WATER?! ONLY IN OHIO GERMAN STARE AND JAMAICAN SMILE
Same. Heck, the second she said: “I’m gonna order a pizza, and maybe some candy”, I was like: “Dang it. I’m staying… I can’t deny eating my favorite food with my favorite person.”
This may sound weird to a lot of people but in my opinion it's very fortunate...having an obsesseive girl that stops you from being with someone you love would end up in a toxic relationship, and an unhappy experience with said person
Right!!! I'm over her wondering what parallel universe we tripped into where I am even going on dates with other girls, and what the hell i have to do to leap home again.
i am cooked, i am roasted, i am flamed, sautéed, sprinkled with a bit of salt and thrown into the microwave. 10/10 audio will listen to this while i work
Oh I'm eating good tonight. Goth, possessive, jealous, pays attention to the little things about me, loves physical touch, and is a movie buff. she got me twirlin my hair and kickin my feet
Her: "Maybe I should let her know that you're mine, and she's infringing on my territory." Me: *(brain.exe has stopped working)* Lol, this was great. Thanks for the audio, Alex.
Honestly this would shut even my mind down for a few seconds if it came out like that. And i'm actually used to reality crashing thoughts because of my ADD.
Usually when I read the commmets it just makes me depressed but I have to say thank you whoever made this You have no idea how happy I feel when I listen to this, I imagine a lot of other lonely guys would agree. It sounds stupid but listening to this changed me for the better a little bit so I’m infinitely thankful to whoever made this
Not gonna lie. I’m kinda into this. I kinda wanna try it, everyone tells me I have a “radio voice” and while this isn’t exactly radio I feel like I could put it to good use
Heyy! We have only one life. You should really give it a shot! Getting a script online or making yours, get some beginner set up and try it to see if you like it. Or maybe even chatting on stream to see how people react to your voice! I can only encourage people with ideas
Its fun and games until somebody gets leglocked and can't eject before firing off a shot. Handful of months later there's a little fusion of the them running around. Just sayin'. Love your Goth Girl Roommate audios Alex, always top tier.
Had a tomboy girlfriend who loved to mark me. Even after we broke up we would hang out and we would mark each other. Definitely made it hard to talk to other girls. 😂
13:05 I'm sorry... *WHAT???!!!!* If I knew that, letting the roommate (and clearly better partner and OBVIOUS CHOICE) know about the *[Listener's]* choice on potentially seeing someone should have been brought up by *[Listener]* that their benefits might have to be end.
my grandpa served in the korean war as a medic, my great grandpa was a fighter pilot in the battle of the bulge in WW2. and here i am listening to this. the bloodline ends with me chat.
You're absolutely killing this script❤. Not to be to "into it" but when the other girl texts, and you ask those follow up questions. "Is that her? What did she say? Did she mention me? Idk if it were the cadence. Or maybe the tone in general but those tingles went thru the roof😮
I'm hung up on the fact that she doesn't consider Predator to be a horror movie. It is a horror movie! Nevermind the fact that myself and my shipmates watched it every other day after berthing cleaners to the point we could quote it verbatim.
First time I'm hearing this with headsets on while I'm about to sleep and my mind was responding to your conversation. My mind says nooo I've never went out with any pink dressed girl lol 😂. Good audio though. Subbed ✌️
If your reading this Alex….you done unlocked something new in me I never thought I had…thanks a lot..💀ima go suffocate as I’m going to rethink my life with these new emotions I feel 🫡🫥😗
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Most unrealistic part of this is implying even one woman would be interested in me much less two
same bro...same
lmao bro same
Why are you underestimating yourself dude? Maybe someone is already interested in you and you just haven't paid attention yet. Just interact and find out. Easy.
@@307nishchay8mate I’m build like hunchback I ain’t got no chances
broooo frrrr
GOTH AND JEALOUS IN THE SAME SENTENCE, WE EATING🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥
IM SO COOKED 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥⁉️‼️⁉️‼️⁉️
WE ARE FEASTING 🗣💯🔥🔥🔥
IM DEEP FRIED🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️
WE ARE SO DONE FOR🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
WE ARE BURN LIKE AFRICAN BLACK BOY WITH THIS ONE🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
Blond girl finna get that “he’s busy rn lil bro” text
lil sis*
hahaha u so right 😂😂😂😂😂 those who know 💀💀💀💀 still water + adrenaline + noradrenaline + Balkan rage+ sigma + those who know MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO 🥭🥭🥭 STILL WATER?! ONLY IN OHIO GERMAN STARE AND JAMAICAN SMILE
I'm overcooked, my bloodline ends with me😭🙏
Word is bond 🗣️🔥💯💯💯💯💯💯
Letting my brothers carry that boat 🗣️💯
Same bro, I'm not even cooked or overcooked, I'm literally boiled, grilled, fried and made into a 5 star dinner.
Same
@@Kondziorek55 same you speaking facts
Shoutout to the goth roommate for tolerating me as a cinephile’s worst nightmare
Yeah, I would 1000% rather be with the cool goth girl who’s a movie buff and actually pays attention to little things I do 😊
I would love to aswell but I also have never been in a relationship with anyone so I wouldn’t know what to do 😅
Same. Heck, the second she said: “I’m gonna order a pizza, and maybe some candy”, I was like: “Dang it. I’m staying… I can’t deny eating my favorite food with my favorite person.”
Yah facts I feel the same lol 😂.
All y’all is cooked💀
@@Followthenameofchrist we're so over dude 💀
Unfortuneatly women like this don’t exist. Nice try fed.
"I don't care who the irs sends, I'm not paying my taxes!"
Nice try feds, but you guys wont collect the 1.3 million dollars I own from taxes since '97, nice try feds.
This may sound weird to a lot of people but in my opinion it's very fortunate...having an obsesseive girl that stops you from being with someone you love would end up in a toxic relationship, and an unhappy experience with said person
@@JoshuaKnightmare-uw7do yeah you're correct that's why it's too good to be true, we caught onto the feds
the glowies keep coming up with absurd traps
I couldn't fathom picking anyone over my goth roomy
Right!!! I'm over her wondering what parallel universe we tripped into where I am even going on dates with other girls, and what the hell i have to do to leap home again.
someone put this audio over halo 3 gameplay, and now i have a type
That's real bro
I'M DYING ALONE WITH THIS ONE🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️
WE 🗣️🗣️‼️
Same
US 🗣🗣🗣❗️❗️❗️
U S A🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥
How old are you guys? You guys in College or Uni?
WE NEVER GETTING TOUCHED WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🗣️ 🔥🔥🔥
I'm gonna touch you lil bro
WORD IS BOND 🗣️🔥💯💯💯💯
I WILL TOUCH YOU ‼️‼️‼️🗣🗣
😂
"it's about this really hot older woman vampire and her..."
I'M SOLD WE'RE WATCHING IT RN
I seen the movie, it's 100% how you think it is
We kissing the 12 gauge with this🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥
😂😂😂
SAWED OFF 💃💃🕺🕺🕺🏃♀🤸🤸♂🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
THESE GRENADES BE LOOKIN MAD TASTY 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
IM TAKING BATH WITH MY PARTNER TOASTER TONIGHT🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥
Kurt Cobain POV
she lowkey said he's busy lil bro
Im tellin her "im busy lil bro"
WE GOING THROUGH ROCK BOTTOM WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️
CRYING MYSELF TO SLEEP WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯🔊🔊🔊🔊
I love the roommate saga.
I hope to see where it goes.
MY BLOODLINE ENDS WITH ME 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
i am cooked, i am roasted, i am flamed, sautéed, sprinkled with a bit of salt and thrown into the microwave. 10/10 audio will listen to this while i work
imma guess you work construction
i don't but i give you 10 more guesses, if you can find what i do, you will have nothing, i have nothing to give sorry man.
@user-gj4bk8pg8v lie security maybe 🤔
Do i get a guess? I guess something to do with the trades? [Hvac and whatnot]
@@gameseeker6307 nope
“Pins you down” It’s getting hard to breathe RIGHT NOW 🥵
You're cooked brother 😭
Real tho
@@Banduke-nf2md we all cooked the moment we are here brother
@@Jonathan-kw9sjno bro above is well done, some would say charred
So she is thicc?
THE LONLINESS IS CRIPPLING WITH THIS ONE 🗣🗣🗣🗣‼️‼️
I'm cooked 💀
I'm not even cooked. I'm burnt out
No, we are cooked
all of us are cooked
we gonna be end up as ash 💀
Yeah
Can’t let gang know I fw this cuh.
FR
Gang is receiving this link posthaste
Already sent this to gang (we’re all cooked)
Plot twist, gang is watching this as well.
This series just keeps getting better and better amazing audio Alex ❤
Oh I'm eating good tonight. Goth, possessive, jealous, pays attention to the little things about me, loves physical touch, and is a movie buff.
she got me twirlin my hair and kickin my feet
Will I ever find love? Definitely not 🥲👍
these comment sections got so boring after the creators starting deleting the suicide threat comments
@@convertpathwalkerwtf I’ve never seen those comments what did I miss out on?
@@Liverdamage-um4nj the “IM DYING ALONE‼️🔥🔥” and “ITS OVER IM GONNA KMS” comments.
@@convertpathwalker ITS OVER IM GOING TO KMS 🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔊🔊🔊
@@convertpathwalkerI know right
Her: "Maybe I should let her know that you're mine, and she's infringing on my territory."
Me: *(brain.exe has stopped working)*
Lol, this was great. Thanks for the audio, Alex.
Honestly this would shut even my mind down for a few seconds if it came out like that. And i'm actually used to reality crashing thoughts because of my ADD.
I unironically cried while listening to this 😂 im so lonely lmao
Brother same
Mannnnnn we’re cooked 🫡
This is kinda adorable ☺️ ... giving "honest" and totally selfless dating advice 🤣 ... definitely a keeper 🥰 ... thank you Alex, great content 🌹🌹🌹
Goth tsundere needs hugs 😢 . I really love these stories
Usually when I read the commmets it just makes me depressed but I have to say thank you whoever made this
You have no idea how happy I feel when I listen to this, I imagine a lot of other lonely guys would agree.
It sounds stupid but listening to this changed me for the better a little bit so I’m infinitely thankful to whoever made this
Exactly me too
I honestly feel a bit embarrassed that I listen to this stuff, but it helps me not feel that way seeing other people owning it
I would pray to God 100 times to even come close to having this situation on my life😢
Not gonna lie. I’m kinda into this. I kinda wanna try it, everyone tells me I have a “radio voice” and while this isn’t exactly radio I feel like I could put it to good use
Go for it, see how you like it 😁👍
Fuck it! Go ahead! See how you do and continue doing it
Heyy! We have only one life. You should really give it a shot! Getting a script online or making yours, get some beginner set up and try it to see if you like it. Or maybe even chatting on stream to see how people react to your voice! I can only encourage people with ideas
@@TheDoomertron hey thanks for the inspiration my man :)
U better not be a dude
Seriously, I love this voice acting! It fits the character , makes her much more attractive ^-^
Its fun and games until somebody gets leglocked and can't eject before firing off a shot. Handful of months later there's a little fusion of the them running around. Just sayin'.
Love your Goth Girl Roommate audios Alex, always top tier.
I can’t tell if you’re a femboy or a farmer
@@REDMIN-16✨✨✨ wrong on all counts. ✨✨✨
@@JariahxSynn 🌟🌟🌟Vasectomy 🌟🌟🌟
@@Nightdreamr ✨✨✨Never Mutilate Your Body✨✨✨
@@JariahxSynn Worth the leglock 👍
LEGENDARY RECOMMENDED VID PULL🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️
Hit squat PR to this banger
HELL YEAH BROTHER
I love how almost everyone in the chat is in agreement that if we've come this far, we're not just cooked, we're flambeed XD
"she was wearing pink" ... I could hear alex trying not to gag under her breath.
Jeres hoping this doesnt get removed, cant wait to listen
This is peak cinema. I cant let my homies know i fw this
I would’ve folded the moment she suggested Suspiria, Evil Dead and the Howling
This was an incredible audio! Also, congratulations on reaching 27k!
thank you!!!
Now this guy has 2 girlfriends. Massive w
16:46, thank you, i really needed to hear that, things been rough lately
She sounds absolutely amazing. Wonderful audio
Bro at the start when she said Romie like as roommate I thought she said Rumi which is my nickname I got so excited for a sec
Dang man
Damn that’s sad
Please continue the story after this one. I absolutely love it!
smiling like a dumbass to this while getting completely destroyed in elden ring
I know you gotta make bread somehow but ads during an ASMR video is straight hellish 😭
UA-cam automatically demonetizes all of my vids so they decide where any ads are placed, I wish I could turn it off for y’all 😭
Had a tomboy girlfriend who loved to mark me. Even after we broke up we would hang out and we would mark each other. Definitely made it hard to talk to other girls. 😂
A goth girl who's into the same things as me, pins me down and dominates me like that is sooooooo my type
We not getting a girlfriend with this one 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
nah the lore goes crazy 😵💫
Cant let gang know i fw this
fr brudda
“Pins you down” time for the 26kg lat raises
With bad form and it trains your spine more
@@big_boss915Who said i’m using bad form?
@@leonyn.e my guy you are not doing 26kg lat raises with strict form
@@big_boss915? but i am.
@@leonyn.e 26 in each hand? And for reps?
13:05 I'm sorry... *WHAT???!!!!* If I knew that, letting the roommate (and clearly better partner and OBVIOUS CHOICE) know about the *[Listener's]* choice on potentially seeing someone should have been brought up by *[Listener]* that their benefits might have to be end.
The way this skirts the line of “cute wholesome overprotective” and “major red flags” is crazy well done and I’m completely down.
my grandpa served in the korean war as a medic, my great grandpa was a fighter pilot in the battle of the bulge in WW2. and here i am listening to this. the bloodline ends with me chat.
Not even a minute in and I’m already subscribed
You too
You're absolutely killing this script❤.
Not to be to "into it" but when the other girl texts, and you ask those follow up questions. "Is that her? What did she say? Did she mention me? Idk if it were the cadence. Or maybe the tone in general but those tingles went thru the roof😮
I watched one of these videos cuz I was bored, and now I think my life is over, I'm addicted
yep that’s how it happens
i feel very out of place here as a straight girl. But my boyfriend wanted to listen to this so imma just have to deal with it
ain no way, like ngl i get it but the fact he’s got a gf and he still listens to this and makes his GF listen to this is crazy
@@eldepredadorinfantil it helps him sleep.
@@eldepredadorinfantilLonely men don't own the concept, babyboy ❤
Give him more love and attention my boy is love deprived
Struggling to stay awake after 11:45 is crazy. I struggle to sleep before 12:30
“I’M NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND!!!!!!” - Chowder
I can’t stand ASMR ad jumpscares
Scares the crap out of me when some lizard wants to help me save 15% or more
Right? I was relaxed and then an old spice ad came on. Scared the crap out of me
seriously listrening to this audio make me feel someone love me when in realty nobody does 😭😭🤌🤌
When I woke up today, I didn’t expect a Suspira reference
Having two girls into is interesting. Happened once in my late 20's and again in my 40's.
This video made me fall asleep instantly! Great content, keep it up.
Absolutely a banger
Cant wait ro experience this (im dying alone) 🤠👍🏻✨
the suspira remake is actually really good you should give it a chance
Somehow i find myself listening to this everyday before sleeping. Your voice soothes me please make a lot more. out of the 6, this is my favoriite.
Bro caught on a lot quicker than I would’ve.
I'm way too high for this... dunno how I even ended up on this video
The comments 😭 this ASMR so good it makes them question their abilities IRL
That message ping jump scared me awake making me think someone texted me
Listening to these is like a mental comfort pill and idk if thats a good or bad thing but its definitely a sad thing.
THIS MIGHT BE THE ONE BOYS🔥🗣️
Gotta love these videos ❤
I'm hung up on the fact that she doesn't consider Predator to be a horror movie. It is a horror movie!
Nevermind the fact that myself and my shipmates watched it every other day after berthing cleaners to the point we could quote it verbatim.
Ya know that’s the first time I’ve seen someone use verbatim in a comment section and I’m glad it finally happened
@@Ball_shlopper You're welcome.
Can't let the bros know I fw this 😦
First time I'm hearing this with headsets on while I'm about to sleep and my mind was responding to your conversation. My mind says nooo I've never went out with any pink dressed girl lol 😂. Good audio though. Subbed ✌️
If your reading this Alex….you done unlocked something new in me I never thought I had…thanks a lot..💀ima go suffocate as I’m going to rethink my life with these new emotions I feel 🫡🫥😗
Needs a part 2 ❤
This is going into the gym playlist 🙏😭
Cant let bro know i fw this 💀🔥
Me: okay, so far it looks like an average asmr roleplay, but i don’t know why it say’s spicy…
Me on 13:06 : Oh, that’s why…
I wish someone talked to me that way. You have the most beautiful voice, thank you for making these videos.😊
We're living another day with this one boys 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ ‼️‼️‼️‼️❗❗
Nice try fed, I’m not paying my taxes.
WE SEEING EACH OTHER ON THE OTHER SIDE WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️‼️‼️🕊️🕊️
A nice conclusion to a fun series. You series was a fun take on a guy and girl living together.
21:29 Just woke up from my nap & thought i was listening to a DIFFERENT... Audio.💀
i love your work keep it up
I NEED ANOTHER PART OF THIS
Bruh, she a catch for me knowing more obscure horror movies and having movie nights I would of fallen for her.
Will the be on your spotify?
on the podcast yeah! I usually put them up the day after they go live on UA-cam
@@alexasmrtalks Sweet, Thank you!