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  • @Chickenbowser
    @Chickenbowser Рік тому +653

    "I'm usually not this much of a degenerate" says the Rie. "Lies!" responds everyone listening.

    • @randacnam7321
      @randacnam7321 Рік тому +33

      In the immortal words of chat: "X"

    • @ffwast
      @ffwast Рік тому +14

      (Little sister must be disciplined for lying on the internet)

    • @Dreamcastttttttt
      @Dreamcastttttttt Рік тому

      Holy bioshock reference

  • @kevlarandchrome
    @kevlarandchrome Рік тому +624

    "It's not slave labor if I enjoy it."
    - Himemiya Rei 2023

    • @Jus10Ed
      @Jus10Ed 10 місяців тому +1

      Does she like mowing the lawn?

  • @ab2aasd
    @ab2aasd Рік тому +664

    not the same level as the Pippregnant anon schizopost but we're getting there

    • @PunishedHobo
      @PunishedHobo Рік тому +24

      I'm not sure if I want to see anything that could top that.

    • @ericquiabazza2608
      @ericquiabazza2608 Рік тому +17

      Brhu my morbid curiosity needs quench

    • @ab2aasd
      @ab2aasd Рік тому

      @@ericquiabazza2608 look up pippa correction

    • @G-Cole-01
      @G-Cole-01 Рік тому +12

      ...of course it's pippa that gets the lovecraftian horrors

    • @Lunam_D._Roger
      @Lunam_D._Roger Рік тому +3

      ​@@PunishedHoboI feel like that "Sick In The Head" copypasta tops it. If you know, you know.

  • @mr.smiles3212
    @mr.smiles3212 Рік тому +291

    “My own child’s uncle” took me a second to connect those dots, congrats that guy for being extra fucked up.

    • @masked.7975
      @masked.7975 Рік тому +7

      oh wow that took awhile to understand

    • @zanzatbc
      @zanzatbc 11 місяців тому +12

      The worst part is that a girl’s hymen can actually be broken by random stuff like riding a bike or sitting on a bus while on a bumpy road… so using that as a way to ensure her purity is medieval levels of fucked up

  • @tysonfontanez
    @tysonfontanez Рік тому +180

    Phase Connect will NEVER recover from The Coffin of Andy and Leyley

    • @AtticusKarpenter
      @AtticusKarpenter Рік тому

      and that's good~
      wait until full Burial route in 2024 with much more full-fledged sibling romance
      phase connect will fuсking explode that day

  • @Oh_God_not_him_again
    @Oh_God_not_him_again Рік тому +327

    When a normal girl says she only sees you as a brother: 😿
    When Hime says she only sees you as a brother: 😈

  • @WesleyZ3
    @WesleyZ3 Рік тому +241

    "Why doesn't Sakana watch my streams?"

    • @sugoistalin7809
      @sugoistalin7809 Рік тому +10

      Its a mystery!

    • @livedandletdie
      @livedandletdie 11 місяців тому +6

      Sakana should be Rie's Oniichan... just saying, having someone rewrite your contract when you misbehave, is a decent way to ensure proper behavior.

  • @Yawnz2
    @Yawnz2 Рік тому +183

    If these passed the vetting....what the hell failed lol...

  • @Mad___Hatter
    @Mad___Hatter Рік тому +146

    You know i never beletived it when everyone said rie is one of the most unhinged member of phase, until clips of her started appearing on my timeline.

    • @MrNorker77
      @MrNorker77 Рік тому +22

      Aside from DaMichi, Nasa and maybe Uruka all of Phase is pretty much "out there" and it's just a question of the time of the day who is the most unhinged.

    • @Hulfor
      @Hulfor Рік тому +18

      ​@@MrNorker77Uruka is absolutely out there,but in a different way from the other girls

    • @nickpapadopoulos9978
      @nickpapadopoulos9978 10 місяців тому +3

      ​@@Hulforwell, all of them are in the pits of madness, what differs is which pit of madness they are in!

  • @Gaswafers
    @Gaswafers Рік тому +65

    Least Alabamapilled Phase Connect fanbase.

  • @Pudding404
    @Pudding404 Рік тому +175

    The submissions that did and didn't make it is an extremely fine line.
    The one's that didn't make it, they're probably behind bars, lol.

  • @DOT107
    @DOT107 Рік тому +196

    that hymen line was so out of pocket

    • @heraldyaxelevi8132
      @heraldyaxelevi8132 Рік тому +17

      GSH

    • @Xtoxinlolinecronomicon
      @Xtoxinlolinecronomicon Рік тому +24

      Actually not at all. Muslims do this checking of hymen thing.

    • @etherealhawk
      @etherealhawk Рік тому +23

      Classic islam

    • @OrbObserver
      @OrbObserver Рік тому +13

      ​@@Xtoxinlolinecronomicon Not every tradition is good or respectable.

    • @anjuvenile8496
      @anjuvenile8496 9 місяців тому +1

      ​​@@Xtoxinlolinecronomicon no they don't. What nonsense are you spouting? And why bring religion into this?

  • @NecroCh
    @NecroCh Рік тому +160

    Thank you Subhuman for the clip, it was a great stream. Also thank you for including mine.

  • @r3dgoliath
    @r3dgoliath Рік тому +80

    You know you're a real mf for putting that supa at the start dude

  • @liricopetanco6257
    @liricopetanco6257 Рік тому +78

    Thank you Rie for the Rie clip. Keep up the good work.

  • @adriellightvale8140
    @adriellightvale8140 11 місяців тому +42

    My application would be rather boring.
    "I have an older sister, and she moved out years ago. I miss having a sister around to annoy, so you just might be a suitable replacement. Plus I can throw you."

  • @TheScribeScribe
    @TheScribeScribe Рік тому +37

    Most seiso idol. Not degen in the slightest. 100% pure.

  • @Tuskor130
    @Tuskor130 Рік тому +97

    Brotherless behavior

  • @drakonemperor144
    @drakonemperor144 Рік тому +46

    5:40 prayin for whoever sent that y'all definitely need more than i do goddamn

  • @chrismoreau5714
    @chrismoreau5714 Рік тому +58

    I would love to be Hime's onii-chan, but I look like the "ugly bastard" tag

  • @alj4259
    @alj4259 Рік тому +64

    The sheer CONFIDENCE! No wonder she has a crown! Slay, Degen Queen!!

  • @NotsilYmerej
    @NotsilYmerej Рік тому +23

    I was expecting one of these be just them saying “please don’t hold me prisoner anymore” for every question

  • @Creeppersharp
    @Creeppersharp Рік тому +10

    Definitely top 5 moments from Phase Connect that make me see seek out the comforts of an adult

  • @UnisRapper
    @UnisRapper Рік тому +64

    phase connect is full of brocons lol

    • @mrwtfwhy
      @mrwtfwhy Рік тому +33

      phase connect is a sisterwife company

    • @jooby593
      @jooby593 Рік тому +2

      @@mrwtfwhy😭😭😭

    • @matthewrawlings1284
      @matthewrawlings1284 10 місяців тому

      ​@@mrwtfwhy So... they took a page out of old school mormanism and islam?

    • @gikdolgikdol3552
      @gikdolgikdol3552 9 місяців тому

      @@matthewrawlings1284 nah it was cousins

  • @Bucaneiro_
    @Bucaneiro_ Рік тому +31

    I'm now feeling things I previously judged impossible.

  • @anthonysaylor8120
    @anthonysaylor8120 Рік тому +34

    "I have experience handling special needs children" took me out like I'm JFK

  • @connoromalley4004
    @connoromalley4004 Рік тому +24

    Why couldn't this have been like that nonprofit organization where you just take troubled youths to the golf course or something.

  • @hyst6081
    @hyst6081 Рік тому +16

    6:08 nah this is actually insane

  • @AdrianCruz_
    @AdrianCruz_ Рік тому +30

    4:59 aight quote her on that

  • @alj4259
    @alj4259 Рік тому +13

    "I'm a season idol" Yeah, in Bizarro World

  • @TheDocperian
    @TheDocperian Рік тому +19

    Bitos came out in full force for this one
    Maybe a bit too full, but we learned from the best.

  • @nik-challengeman383
    @nik-challengeman383 Рік тому +51

    I hate myself for clicking on this

  • @Biotear
    @Biotear Рік тому +17

    Knowing Rie, I'm amazed it wasn't shota applications

  • @jimjongun
    @jimjongun Рік тому +44

    That woman isnt well

    • @nickpapadopoulos9978
      @nickpapadopoulos9978 10 місяців тому +3

      Wasn't this already made clear or are you new to phase connect!

  • @Psychoveliatonet
    @Psychoveliatonet Рік тому +7

    Thank you, hime. Great editing

  • @Gsolaris
    @Gsolaris Рік тому +6

    TIL that Rie's fandom is almost, ALMOST, as unhinged as she is.

  • @hypermiraclepositivegirl2415
    @hypermiraclepositivegirl2415 Рік тому +3

    I felt like I missed out on this but thankfully someone conveyed my exact thoughts word for word

  • @paquete4100
    @paquete4100 Рік тому +6

    4:59 Average shield hero fan

  • @do811
    @do811 Рік тому +6

    “Kitten” is the word that got her?

  • @TJD0503
    @TJD0503 Рік тому +3

    1:58 I'd watch that anime, the sister is a bro-con and all round degen while the brother does stuff like throw her or smack her with a newspaper when she goes full degen but she likes it when he does that

  • @SK8GEEK1
    @SK8GEEK1 Рік тому +14

    I was too late for the application process
    Sadge

  • @TiberianFiend
    @TiberianFiend Рік тому +54

    Thanks. Now I don't have to watch a 3 hour VOD.

  • @grafzeppelin4069
    @grafzeppelin4069 Рік тому +8

    Perfect woman.

  • @junebug4004
    @junebug4004 Рік тому +8

    i thought i was tame but mine wasn't read. guess i wasn't crazy enough to be a big brother.

  • @asedonii-chan8466
    @asedonii-chan8466 Рік тому +9

    Based. Little sister lovers ftw

  • @thisguyoverhere6572
    @thisguyoverhere6572 10 місяців тому +3

    I'm not even religious, but I need jesus after watching this

  • @sugoistalin7809
    @sugoistalin7809 Рік тому +2

    Remember, she asked for this. She only has herself to blame.

  • @19Biohazard88
    @19Biohazard88 Рік тому +1

    First time seeing this princess, she’s really funny. I would love to see more ^^

  • @jezrocker
    @jezrocker Рік тому +5

    It was weird listening to this while I did IT work.

  • @riastradh
    @riastradh Рік тому +12

    Aw shit, did I miss signups?
    Anyway, thanks for the clip Rie

  • @azhargenius6304
    @azhargenius6304 Рік тому +2

    doing such a cursed stream with this bgm lol

  • @braveagentg
    @braveagentg Рік тому +8

    Thank you for clipping yourself 😌

  • @heraldyaxelevi8132
    @heraldyaxelevi8132 Рік тому +3

    Himemiya Rie is Low Effort Clips confirm.

  • @urstaxfetish1206
    @urstaxfetish1206 Рік тому +1

    She has a point I have a weight bench in my room.

  • @amorand3364
    @amorand3364 Рік тому +8

    I crave the barrel

    • @marceloflausinofilho5324
      @marceloflausinofilho5324 Рік тому

      I mean considering your pfp you should alredy be used to incest

    • @carloshernandez2561
      @carloshernandez2561 Рік тому +12

      I crave the cold certainty of steel, from the moment I understood the cringe of Vtubers I was disgusted by it.

  • @SeledorTrech
    @SeledorTrech Рік тому +5

    i wana red the TOS stuf

  • @JagorM
    @JagorM Рік тому +4

    How am I supposed to learn how to kiss girls without a cute sister? 😭

  • @allsoonnodairy
    @allsoonnodairy Рік тому +3

    yes yes who ever applied to this is a damn degen. Hi, I am a degen!

  • @Razzusamadesu
    @Razzusamadesu 11 місяців тому +1

    I don't think I can fix this one bros

  • @VladimirDT
    @VladimirDT 2 місяці тому

    Props to the guy wanting it for the green card lmao

  • @kamicreed
    @kamicreed Рік тому +4

    My god. This stream was so unhinged all the way through... Mine wasn't read out, but apparently she's going to do a second part soon™... 😂

  • @Kotazumaa
    @Kotazumaa Рік тому +2

    Rie was Xynchro all along

  • @captaintakis1984
    @captaintakis1984 Рік тому +7

    My submission will be omitted 😂😢

  • @EdyAlbertoMSGT3
    @EdyAlbertoMSGT3 8 місяців тому

    Okay but why the fuck was the voice acted crying soo good?

  • @benzzodude
    @benzzodude 10 місяців тому

    Hime is easily the most unhinged vtuber I’ve seen. I aint complaining though

  • @ebixxdracion
    @ebixxdracion Рік тому

    0 days since last idol conversion attempt.

  • @Cooowop
    @Cooowop 10 місяців тому +2

    He may is so cursed and i love it

  • @autoluigi6589
    @autoluigi6589 Рік тому

    This gave me whiplash

  • @jackzinato1064
    @jackzinato1064 Рік тому

    It's funny to watch silly people do silly things

  • @EditorHebrio
    @EditorHebrio 2 місяці тому

    Why do i do this to myself?

  • @Tortuguinful
    @Tortuguinful Рік тому +3

    I sincerily hope none of them have sisters.

  • @kyledavidgalan9908
    @kyledavidgalan9908 Місяць тому

    WISE WORDS

  • @420noscopeyeetcannon2
    @420noscopeyeetcannon2 Рік тому

    bruh that was alota Rie... this dose was strong

  • @mackverick20
    @mackverick20 5 місяців тому

    what was the deadline for the applications? am i too late???

  • @livedandletdie
    @livedandletdie 11 місяців тому

    Sakana could lower Rie's income because it's not slve lbor if sh'e snjoying it...

  • @AdrianCruz_
    @AdrianCruz_ Рік тому +20

    Jesus. Pray 🙏⛪️ all of you

    • @longiusaescius2537
      @longiusaescius2537 Рік тому +12

      mfw the first submission is in Spanish
      Latin America has fallen

  • @saltylemonz258
    @saltylemonz258 9 місяців тому

    Goodness gracious what am I watching?

  • @RadicalGaming1000
    @RadicalGaming1000 Рік тому

    Low Effort Sister

  • @jdguevara93
    @jdguevara93 Рік тому

    Where the hell did I end up?

  • @PuffDaGoat
    @PuffDaGoat Рік тому

    i wish she was my sister (in game)

  • @ComfortsSpecter
    @ComfortsSpecter Рік тому

    Welp
    It Exists

  • @SuiseiAnimations
    @SuiseiAnimations 10 місяців тому

    Chaos

  • @brandonzhang4831
    @brandonzhang4831 Рік тому

    6:18 what the f-

  • @Tinkhec_best_maid
    @Tinkhec_best_maid Рік тому

    you lot have a problem

  • @SchaleDude
    @SchaleDude Рік тому +3

    💢😭💢😭💢😭💢

  • @cobaltprime9467
    @cobaltprime9467 Рік тому +14

    Geeze guys. I like the role play stuff too but wtf is wrong with some of you. A lot of ya got so detailed and schizo that I wonder if you’re serious and not doing a bit. Like I know there’s a few people that were legit but this got deeply weird.
    Props to the first guy that just wanted a green card.

    • @pancakes8816
      @pancakes8816 Рік тому +34

      >menhera company
      >look inside
      >menhera

    • @cobaltprime9467
      @cobaltprime9467 Рік тому +2

      @@pancakes8816 ngl I never heard of that term before and had to look it up

    • @JimmyBoombox
      @JimmyBoombox Рік тому +8

      In chat's defense, Hime the hypothetical brother facker started all this.

    • @cobaltprime9467
      @cobaltprime9467 Рік тому +1

      @@JimmyBoombox true but come on guys, this is is excessively h0rn! Lol

    • @tumamaencosplay
      @tumamaencosplay Рік тому +2

      I'm just wondering what the filtered ones sounded like

  • @DrDoktah
    @DrDoktah Рік тому

    Yall actually need therapy