Estefanía Núñez Alyssa has a separate channel but she hasn't uploaded in a month :( I'm honestly really sad about Alyssa's Secret /ending/. It was something I look forward to every Monday but now it's just unhhh. I mean, unhhh is entertaining and all but Alyssa's Secret has always been my all time favorite. BUUUUTTTTTT! There might be something happening in 2017...there's a ginormous chance she's gonna have a show based on her dance company, Beyond Belief. Imagine Alyssa having a fucking tv show. Amazing. Hopefully it happens!
I love how shook Alyssa was when they asked her to be in Hurricane Bianca... really just shows how much they all respect and look up the Bianca. Amazing, AMAZING QUEEN.
I can't wait to see this movie. Alyssa and Bianca are hilarious. Love how Bianca is trying to be logical with the porn script and Alyssa "acts" so clueless. VERY disappointed to find out Bianca's porn isn't like Violet's. Alyssa's fluffer imitations. GREAT EPISODE!
"Actually sir you know what get the FUCK of my lawn! GET OFF MY FUCKING LAWN! I AM NEVER CALLING PAPA JOHN'S EVER AGAIN!!" Why is she like this? 😂😂😂 I am LIVING!
They really bring out the best comedy in each other, neither of them outshine the other, and there's such obvious respect between the two. Alyssa isn't afraid of Bianca's rolodex of hate, so cute.
Beauty and whatever might get one very far, but true talent, strength and grit is what will stay. It is so hard to keep watching Drag Race after Season 6, Love Bob the Drag Queen and Love Monet Xchange- but Season 6 and BIANCA!! I love Violet Chachki but there is nothing like true talent, to entertain, to delight and to bring a smile and ugly laugh to other people!! And dear dear superstar Alyssa, you really did win the war. Thank you both sooo much for such fun and beauty and true spirit and respect in your work and work ethics. I can't wait to see and hear more from you both.
"you wanna be mother of three?" IM GONE
She made me spit my drink out! 😂
IM DYING
My favorite part! 😂
I YELLED
BYE
"She is lettuce, she is croutons, she is dressing on the side!" has to be one of the funniest things i have ever heard
I?
I died! So ridiculously funny for no reason at all!
Alyssa: "As a boy or a girl?"
Bianca: " AS A CLOWN!"
I haven't laughed this hard in weeks.
"Get off my lawn."
"I'm at the door." What kind of neighborhood do you live in?"
"Get off my lawn."
Bitch Same. The whole chemistry between them flew me to Jupiter.
And the: "I will never call Papa John's ever again!"
Y'all, she's rural. Ruuuuuurrrraaaal!
Bianca's "WHAT DID I DO" destroyed me.
Alyssa actually sounded really fishy during the porn skit
She is a REAL woman. Yes gawd! *deathdrops*
True😂
#SissyThatVoice
She does this voice to prank call too, she did it on another video. So fishy!
Alyssa is every woman. :o
"you could use natures credit card" IM CHOKING
If I ever had it, I completely lost it at that point
wait what did she mean by this?
@@casadecolores.ceramics sexual favors lol
@@casadecolores.ceramics she says that you can pay by fucking me😭
"Your whole family likes to feel attacked"
Bianca Del Rio on the Haus of Edwards. I'm dying 😅😅😅😅
I was gonna comment this but i had to search the comments first. That moment made me TRULY cackle.
"I'M FEELING VERY ATTACKED RIGHT NOW!!!" you know ganja remembered that the moment she heard that 😠😤😳😂
Hahah too real
I DIED!!! XD
dead.
The Porn is never gonna work, because Alyssa will be focused more on getting the Pizza man's money first.
Riza hariati Priorities!
She is a Capricorn!
Or get distracted and make faces in the mirror and then forget what she was going to say.
guy: so like i’m really into doing stuff in front of mirrors...
alyssa, playing with her hair and making faces: what?
Real 😂
“You wanna be a mother of three?”
“My tubes are tied
Where is my soul right now.
I think I died
Did you recover your soul yet?
I love it when Alyssa looks straight away at something other then the other person's eyes and just tell her lines
There was probably a mirror there XD
I've never laughed at any video as much as I did this. Alyssa & Bianca are great together x
Gary C 3 A.M. and i am screaming laughing to the point that I pissed myself 😂😂😂😂
Gary C 😂😅🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂😂 agree my stomach hurt
I've never seen Bianca being so friendly.
Can we have a Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, and a Part 6 please?!
Don't forget parts 7, 8, and 9.
+Amanda Laurcind followed by 10, 11, 12 & 13
+JuustLikeThat with an extra 14, 15 just for fun
+Mackenzie Miller 16 & 17 anyone?
Series should be named Bianca's and Alyssa's Secret
I want Alyssa's Secret to NEVER end
Maybe that's the secret lol
EXACTLY.
natalia and it has been 2 months without this :( I think they slowly replaced it with Uhhhnnnn
Estefanía Núñez
Alyssa has a separate channel but she hasn't uploaded in a month :(
I'm honestly really sad about Alyssa's Secret /ending/. It was something I look forward to every Monday but now it's just unhhh. I mean, unhhh is entertaining and all but Alyssa's Secret has always been my all time favorite.
BUUUUTTTTTT! There might be something happening in 2017...there's a ginormous chance she's gonna have a show based on her dance company, Beyond Belief. Imagine Alyssa having a fucking tv show. Amazing. Hopefully it happens!
I was just looking for a new Alyssa's secret but nothing 😿
Only Alyssa can make Bianca flustered 💕💕💕
and Adore
and adore
and adore
and Adore
Lol Sorry
And Adore!
Alyssa's feminine voice would pass easily on the phone. :)
Lmao Alyssa sounds like she been practicing this exact phone conversation since age 13.
This feels like alternate reality UNHhhh and I want more
Bianca's quick wit is flawless. Truly the funniest person in or out of drag. Love you Bianca!
This was the best episode of AS!!!! I want more BiancAlyssa Del Secret!
Then you haven't seen the "sexting" episode.
+Areon Redshirt which episode is that?
+ALN 102 they took it down, sadly. They kept saying "fuck, cock", very explicit. Bianca read Alyssa's dirty messages. It was amazing.
+Areon Redshirt I wonder if they'll post it again that gave me life it was soo fucken funny
Ricardo Hernandez it's on vimeo if you still want to watch the deleted video
"You wanna talk a little faster, the pizza is burning my hands!!!!" I am literally crying!!!!
"You wanna be a mother of three?" im so done
Alyssa sounds like straight up FISH!!!
She IS fish. Business Christian dancing fish like a good ole' cockadoodledoo cookooo cachoo.
+HeyMyLifeIsLibby squirpin and chirpin like a birdie fish
+HeyMyLifeIsLibby Libby!
Sheyla Calderon truuuuuuuuuuu omfg. She is a WOMAAAAN
HeyMyLifeIsLibby hey you’re from the drag queen react to mean comments video right?!
Alyssa's fish voice gave me life
Ela M YAAAAAAS
"Could you talk a little faster? This pizza's hot." It takes me out every time 😂😂😂
"You're whole family likes to get attacked" I am dead.
I started laughing so much when Alyssa said her tubes were tied and Bianca was cracking up 😂❤️
"Could you talk a little faster, this pizza's hot." Lmaooo this video was EVERYTHING.
I LOST IT when Alyssa started saying “get the fuck off my lawn!” In her soft, suburban mom voice
All I can do is pray for a part 3
And 4th, 5th, a new whole show with both of them! :D
We need a weekly hour-long podcast with these two
I need more 😩
best fucking idea ever, wowpresents make it happen !!
This needs to be a thing with bianca and alyssa omg
Alyssa's total change in mood 5:50 made me lose my shit lol
"except ur gold turns green" then the face alyssa made😂😂
I couldn't hear over my own cackle
Could be because I'm freshly stoned, but when Alyssa changed her voice it sounds so much like a woman it kind of freaked me out
Bianca imitating Alyssa's hand movements give me life.
Then Alyssa chasing away the pizza porn guy while being super fish brought me back to life :)))
When Bianca said "You wanna be a mother of 3?" I had to pause the video I was laughing so hard!! 😂😂😂
I love how shook Alyssa was when they asked her to be in Hurricane Bianca... really just shows how much they all respect and look up the Bianca. Amazing, AMAZING QUEEN.
I started cracking the hell up when they started roleplaying
Love your picture 🥺😢 I miss Jenna
Dang Alyssa's female voice is so good.
"I will never call Papa Johns EVER again!" I fucking fell off my chair from laughing so hard, love these two!
I love how most of the time Alyssa has no clue what Bianca is saying, yet their chemistry is GOLD
PAPA JOHNS LMAO
" Do you wanna be mother of 3" I literally died lmao
Bianca didn't need to deepen her voice when she was doing the delivery pizza guy tho
I'm assuming you meant didn't. And this comment was hilarious! 😂✌🏾️
Yohio Yoippari sure! Damn spell corrector 😫🤗
i thought the same lol
But it's funnier hearing the lower voice followed by the fucking dolphin laugh and screeching
+adnelg319 damn I'm rewatching this again, that part kills me.
I WILL NEVER CALL PAPA JOHN'S AGAIN!!
Dead. Lol
IVE NEVER CLICKED ON A VIDEO SO FAST
lol me too
lol yeah I swear I almost broke my finger cause I tapped the screen so fast xd
hell yes love bianca
original
Same my two faves in one video 😂💕
One of my favorite parts of the video : Bianca’s laugh at 4:58. It wasn’t the normal Bianca laugh it was screechy 😆
I can't wait to see this movie. Alyssa and Bianca are hilarious. Love how Bianca is trying to be logical with the porn script and Alyssa "acts" so clueless. VERY disappointed to find out Bianca's porn isn't like Violet's. Alyssa's fluffer imitations. GREAT EPISODE!
I’M DECEASED THE WHOLE PIZZA SCENE WAS TOO FUNNY 💀😭🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭💀💀
"Actually sir you know what get the FUCK of my lawn! GET OFF MY FUCKING LAWN! I AM NEVER CALLING PAPA JOHN'S EVER AGAIN!!"
Why is she like this? 😂😂😂 I am LIVING!
please keep doing things with Bianca these two are perfect together
Alyssa's fish voice is EVERYTHING!!!!
the noise bianca makes at 2:31 tho
Noa Salomé im dying
What happened to the actual part 2? It was like the best video EVER!
L;ITERALLY I LOVED IT SO MUCH (but it was flagged :((( )
What did they talk about?
Ohh that's what happened. I was like where is it?? Luckily I saw it
+finn™ omg noooooo why😓😢
GUYS. Watch it on Vimeo !!!!!
I love how they bounce off each other. They both love to wind each other up!
how you gonna be from the south and not know what ambrosia salad is, alyssa!!
Lmao shit I'm from California and I know what ambrosia salad is!
***** girl same here! You can get that at the sizzler lol
+Syonis “Roman” Macias-Johnson Right! I grew up eating that stuff
***** same here, and it's always good
Shit I'm from Texas and I've never herd of it😂😂😂😂
“Oh you’re like one of those people who’s like, oh you shop at the Goodwill?!”...BEST LINE EVER AND I LOOOOST IT!!!
when Bianca said "you can use natures credit card" dead 😭
the blooper reel on this fucking movie is going to be glorious.
this needs to be 4 hours long! i could watch it all day
Bianca saying Caesar salad gets me everytime idk why 2:13
Alyssas feminine voice is very convincing!! Get it girl
2:30 I love when Bianca's true dolphin laugh emerges.
Where's Laganja?! I thought she would teach Bianca how to deathdrop based on the ending of part 1.
Part 3, please. If it's not ask for too much, a weekly series with these two!!!!!
Bianca wouldn't be able to sit and film it until like next summer
+Yohio Yoippari (nstev84761) it just takes time to film and edit and Bianca's booked for tours until next year
I really wanna see that movie of biannca now
October 18
Omg on my birthday... Nice gift.
Yuri Kuma it's on Netflix
Yuri Kuma ITS SO GOOD
Yuri Kuma try yesmovies.com thats where i watched it twice
Everything that Bianca says makes me howl with laughter. Both of them are so funny together.
"You wanna be a mother of 3?"
xD
When Bianca's voice shoots up I die
Alyssa’s voice when she’s doing that role play gig! Amazing, she needs to do voice overs.
"Get off my lawn""I'm at your doorstep, what neighborhood are you from?"
I can't!! Hahaha
"Violet Chachki was good though" I died omg
I WILL NEVER CALL PAPA JOHN'S EVER AGAIN OMFG I'M DYING
what I like so much about them together is how they genuinely make each other laugh because Bianca is very very witty and Alyssa is so weird
Who is she looking at when shes doing her fishy voice she over here "get off my fuckin lawn" lmao im shook
Bianca's impersonations of Alyssa are LIFE!
These 2 are the funniest thing ive ever seen!! How did they complicate the porn plot?!?!?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I AM LIVING FOR BIANCA'S IMPRESSION OF ALYSSA AT 1:38
"shut up. someone's gotta teach the children" IM SCREAMING
"as a boy or a girl?"
"aS a ClOwN"
These two are just amazing together. They need their own show together.
"What did I DO?" IM DYIN
I WAS EXPECTING A WHOLESOME VIDEO AND I GET THIS
"Your whole family likes being attacked" 😂😂😂😂
this is the funniest alyssa’s secret ep hands down
Minute 4:28
They're my last two brain cells arguing when I try to focus
"your whole family likes to be attacked"😂😂😂😂
hahahaha you wanna be a mother of three? hahahhaa
They really bring out the best comedy in each other, neither of them outshine the other, and there's such obvious respect between the two. Alyssa isn't afraid of Bianca's rolodex of hate, so cute.
That awkward moment when you know the porno they are talking about.
😦😳😳😳
Lmao I'm crying at work. I seriously just ordered Papa John before watching this.
I'm literally so obsessed with these too😍
Beauty and whatever might get one very far, but true talent, strength and grit is what will stay. It is so hard to keep watching Drag Race after Season 6, Love Bob the Drag Queen and Love Monet Xchange- but Season 6 and BIANCA!! I love Violet Chachki but there is nothing like true talent, to entertain, to delight and to bring a smile and ugly laugh to other people!! And dear dear superstar Alyssa, you really did win the war. Thank you both sooo much for such fun and beauty and true spirit and respect in your work and work ethics. I can't wait to see and hear more from you both.
"your whole family loves being attacked" IM FUCKING DEAD
I NEED A SHOW BETWEEN THESE TWO
Bianca's delicate laugh is music to my ears
"I did, thank yuuu"
How bianca looks at alyssa, when shes sounding cute before it turns into a front yard arguement.
Omg when she screams WHAT DID I DO I dies XD
The way Bianca says “PAPA JOHNS” makes me wheeze every time
“You wanna be a mother of three?” Girl, I’m dead.
And now I need to look up those scenes Bianca was in. I’ve never wanted to watch porn so badly. 💋
"Your whole family liked to be attacked." Hhahahahah I failed from my bed