Classic Dave - dave asks donald trump to build him a new office, 1/21/88

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  • Опубліковано 28 лют 2009
  • After months of complaining about how NBC won't redecorate his office, Dave calls Donald Trump to ask him to do it.
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  • @JiveDadson
    @JiveDadson 2 роки тому +54

    It was a perfect call.

  • @pyrrhicvictory1707
    @pyrrhicvictory1707 5 років тому +83

    Funny how Trump told him to go to CBS or ABC

    • @TheH7469
      @TheH7469 4 роки тому +6

      Yes the 2 biggest networks besides NBC at the time.

  • @carsonbench3709
    @carsonbench3709 2 роки тому +27

    "I'll be over there tomorrow, start working on it, and I'll do it myself." Got to admit, Trump just made me laugh.

  • @joshuabahabwa7005
    @joshuabahabwa7005 5 років тому +33

    i think TV was fun times back hahaha

  • @phillycat26
    @phillycat26 5 років тому +25

    That was fricking awesome

  • @kmac1766
    @kmac1766 2 роки тому +5

    My God, that skating rink…who knew? PT Barnum said it best: “There’s one born…..

  • @llt3854
    @llt3854 9 років тому +36

    Ernesto, my Filipino man servant

  • @snappycatchy
    @snappycatchy 13 років тому +12

    Ha! It's like an office for Jack Donaghy.

  • @cabercabe677
    @cabercabe677 2 роки тому +19

    For a guy that hates Trump, Dave sure owes him a lot for all of the segments.

    • @penguin44ca
      @penguin44ca 2 роки тому +12

      Other way. Dave was king. Trump wanted the airtime

    • @seanmills8910
      @seanmills8910 2 місяці тому

      What are you talking about? 99.9% of Dave's segments had nothing to do with Trump.

  • @charlesabramson9492
    @charlesabramson9492 2 роки тому +7

    and now they all hate him

  • @TheJanet4321
    @TheJanet4321 4 роки тому +12

    The days before Trump was talking about how many times people flush their toilets.

  • @georgeshelton6281
    @georgeshelton6281 Рік тому

    As my father George D. Shelton once used to say about David Letterman: "What a jokester." Going through a makeover. This was right long before David Letterman retired.

  • @andreaking2238
    @andreaking2238 Рік тому +3

    And now they all hate him…go figure

    • @PJVids83
      @PJVids83 4 місяці тому +2

      People found out what he's really like. Go figure.

    • @andreaking2238
      @andreaking2238 4 місяці тому

      @@PJVids83 same with your boy Joe

  • @shawn1928
    @shawn1928 5 років тому +12

    Trump: "Doin that swirl comb-over since at least 1988"

    • @monolithgeometry3221
      @monolithgeometry3221 Рік тому +1

      Hypocrisy on someone elses appearance is fine when you're irrelevant

  • @mainmaam
    @mainmaam 2 роки тому +2

    This took the cake!

  • @mikewolfe386
    @mikewolfe386 6 років тому +8

    I have an ouboard motor in my office

  • @cjever6625
    @cjever6625 6 років тому +29

    Friend then.. how about now Dave?😅😅

    • @hell-o-kitty1976
      @hell-o-kitty1976 3 роки тому +2

      Yeah unfortunately he did not support him. So sad Dave...

    • @itsmeasme
      @itsmeasme 3 роки тому +1

      @@hell-o-kitty1976 no

    • @steveconn
      @steveconn 3 роки тому +3

      Trump turned out to be a psycho Nazi. Not Dave's fault.

    • @jordan3596
      @jordan3596 3 роки тому

      trump is an incompetent moron

  • @Jeremy-rq5rb
    @Jeremy-rq5rb 2 роки тому +15

    Dave is very obviously being facetious. He made a slumlord joke about him right to him on this call.

    • @michaelhawk3861
      @michaelhawk3861 2 роки тому +12

      Those were the times, when people could talk to each other like that! Without trigger warnings and other careful white glove treatment.

    • @bradleyboyer9979
      @bradleyboyer9979 2 роки тому +1

      No, he wasn't. Are you 12 years old? Donald Trump used to be universally loved, especially by Leftists. Hollywood loved him. The Clintons loved him. Oprah loved him.
      Then, when he had the audacity to run against Hillary Clinton, he suddenly became "racist."

    • @Jeremy-rq5rb
      @Jeremy-rq5rb 2 роки тому +1

      @@bradleyboyer9979 You taking serious offense to a seemingly simple comment makes me think you’re twelve years old.

  • @CharlesAbramson-hh6wk
    @CharlesAbramson-hh6wk 19 днів тому

    and then turned on him and showed his true colors…they all did and we all saw it.

  • @javiermontoya6849
    @javiermontoya6849 9 років тому +7

    Anybody hear him say "It's hot in here again" 7:15

  • @jamesbomd3503
    @jamesbomd3503 4 роки тому +14

    YOU KNOW HE MADE GOOD ON THE OFFER IN THE END !

    • @Wings_of_foam
      @Wings_of_foam Рік тому +3

      Like when he said he would walk with you guys to the capitol lol.

    • @jamesbomd3503
      @jamesbomd3503 Рік тому +2

      @@Wings_of_foamI say, That would be rather difficult old boy considering I live 10 minutes from the King of England

  • @EmoryM
    @EmoryM 6 років тому +6

    I wonder what soured the relationship, seems good here.

    • @modeo92
      @modeo92 6 років тому +10

      The same things that soured many people's relationships with Trump. He became someone who pandered to the worst in people even if they meant going against what he believed himself.

    • @TheBenjammin5150
      @TheBenjammin5150 5 років тому +4

      Goddamn you people are stupid. The relationship never soured, its all theater. Trump is and always has been in the "club".

    • @departmentofdate2263
      @departmentofdate2263 5 років тому +2

      TheBenjammin5150 lol not anymore

    • @philbertphettbart7930
      @philbertphettbart7930 4 роки тому +12

      The relationship between Letterman and Trump has always been pretty simple: Dave takes the piss out of Donald in a tone that seems like admiration on the surface (i.e. if you know nothing about Letterman's style of comedy, you might believe he's being sincere) but is actually making Trump look the fool. And Trump goes along with being mocked by Dave because he erroneously believes that he's in on the joke and/or he simply can't resist free media exposure. Nothing about that has changed over the decades, except maybe that Dave's ridiculing Trump became less subtle -- probably because Dave wanted to see how far he could go with it...

    • @susanhicks4149
      @susanhicks4149 3 роки тому +2

      Dave’s a liberal democrat !

  • @danielgriffiths9191
    @danielgriffiths9191 6 років тому +17

    Talking about Trump accomplishments - little did he know that guy would become President

    • @trailerparksupervisor7046
      @trailerparksupervisor7046 3 роки тому +1

      And a disgrace

    • @jordan3596
      @jordan3596 3 роки тому +1

      A one term president who is worst one in history.

    • @janishart5128
      @janishart5128 2 роки тому +1

      @@trailerparksupervisor7046: EDUCATE and INFORM your willfully ignorant, intellectually lazy and dishonest khawwmee-kowtowing DemoCROOK self: #walkaway .

    • @Gr8thxAlot
      @Gr8thxAlot Рік тому

      That comment about "the empire", lol. Who would have known!

  • @AngelicaRamirez-ti6wi
    @AngelicaRamirez-ti6wi 3 роки тому +1

    Has donald trump ever appeared on johnny carson

    • @jacksonmorganfroghin4815
      @jacksonmorganfroghin4815 2 роки тому +2

      No I don't think so. That would have been fascinating.
      The Donald had always been fascinating no matter what one thinks of him.

  • @lindaarnold8321
    @lindaarnold8321 2 роки тому

    Wow what happened?

  • @drackkor725
    @drackkor725 7 місяців тому

    Love him or hate him Trump got things done.

  • @valueofnothing2487
    @valueofnothing2487 2 роки тому

    What a coup!

  • @kerryrobinson9947
    @kerryrobinson9947 11 місяців тому

    Dave, Mr Perfect would have Mexico built it for you. The grift abides. 🤡🍊🤡

  • @lesliesenesie7617
    @lesliesenesie7617 8 років тому

    hahahahaha

  • @mommy648
    @mommy648 4 роки тому +30

    Dave: When you want things done right and fast, call Trump.
    It's like this is what Dave would want in a president. 😉

    • @steveconn
      @steveconn 3 роки тому +9

      Until like everyone else he discovered he was an incompetent hustler.

    • @jordan3596
      @jordan3596 3 роки тому

      That was a joke, trump was incompetent back then as well.

    • @janishart5128
      @janishart5128 2 роки тому +2

      @@steveconn: Here: YOU need to listen to what these FORMER Democrats are saying about YOU and the dirty, evil, amoral, racist, murdering kawwmee chyeena rayjeeem-kowtowing Bye-done DemoCROOK rayyjeeem: #walkaway .

  • @trongtanvuinstaarchivebonu4127
    @trongtanvuinstaarchivebonu4127 5 років тому +2

    Trump before he was president...

    • @Threedog1963
      @Threedog1963 3 роки тому

      No shit, Sherlock.
      Any more insightful observations?

  • @burairallawati1099
    @burairallawati1099 5 років тому +8

    So, did Trump make Dave’s office great again?!

    • @NetCerpher
      @NetCerpher 5 років тому +1

      Burair Al Lawati no

    • @farismag
      @farismag 5 років тому

      Well played

    • @i.p.knightly149
      @i.p.knightly149 4 роки тому +4

      Yes but Ernesto was deported.

    • @jordan3596
      @jordan3596 3 роки тому

      No

    • @kathymyers7279
      @kathymyers7279 2 роки тому

      He’s been busy telling our ENEMIES where they can stick it . Got your green card?

  • @johnnyhellfire6
    @johnnyhellfire6 4 роки тому

    So did trump fix up Dave’s office????

  • @kathymyers7279
    @kathymyers7279 2 роки тому +21

    The Donald GETS IT DONE. It’s who he is.

  • @zufgh
    @zufgh 11 років тому +1

    I've been looking for that! She was hot..

  • @tvviewer4500
    @tvviewer4500 Рік тому

    FFW 30 years and Dave hates trump

  • @niceguygesnone1
    @niceguygesnone1 4 роки тому +20

    Its sad how many celebrities turned their back on trump

    • @TheOrangeRoad
      @TheOrangeRoad 3 роки тому +9

      The media controls about everything, and if they say Trump is bad, celebrities will listen

    • @starfishcoffee8933
      @starfishcoffee8933 3 роки тому +9

      It’s sad how Trump turned his back on America.

    • @doddsino
      @doddsino 3 роки тому +4

      @@starfishcoffee8933
      Do tell...

    • @starfishcoffee8933
      @starfishcoffee8933 3 роки тому +3

      doddsino When terrorists attacked our country on 911, we all agreed it was something to stand strong against. When anyone attacks a whole building of people in our country, a President stands strongly against it, does everything in his power to make sure the message is clear that we do not accept this in our country. But, Trump praised the people who attacked our nation’s Capitol. After it happened, he put out a video telling the very people who attacked Capitol police officers that he loved those people very much and they’re very special.

    • @jordan3596
      @jordan3596 3 роки тому +6

      It's sad that anyone would support a con artist.

  • @steveconn
    @steveconn 3 роки тому +17

    And the contractors are still waiting to be paid.

  • @jvolstad
    @jvolstad 2 роки тому +11

    Trump 2024

  • @peterldelong
    @peterldelong 5 років тому +9

    And what are your thoughts now Dave on Trump? Please tell Mr. Turncoat.

  • @banana_junior_9000
    @banana_junior_9000 2 роки тому +17

    Don used to have a vocabulary above a five-year old. I wonder what happened.

    • @otten5666
      @otten5666 2 роки тому +3

      He got more efficient.

    • @jamesogorman3287
      @jamesogorman3287 Рік тому +3

      I think the hamberders and Diet Coke clogged his synapses.

    • @monolithgeometry3221
      @monolithgeometry3221 Рік тому

      When cells turn on the organ...

    • @4thandinches
      @4thandinches Рік тому

      banana junior 9000, Trump is still much smarter than your typical far-leftist, as Trump has common sense, and gets things done.

    • @alexturner8104
      @alexturner8104 Рік тому

      He realized he had to talk to people like YOU with the intellect of a 5 year old. It still sounds smarter than Biden.

  • @patrickmccarron5059
    @patrickmccarron5059 3 роки тому +9

    Trump got things done.

    • @Gr8thxAlot
      @Gr8thxAlot Рік тому

      His dad got things done. I do give Trump credit for not completely squandering the family fortune, though.

  • @Renzenism
    @Renzenism 11 років тому +5

    One of his casinos went bankrupt, he never did.

    • @markbaumgart9374
      @markbaumgart9374 5 років тому +1

      And your point is?

    • @tstroede187
      @tstroede187 5 років тому +1

      He was laundering money and continues to to this day.

    • @joeblow1942
      @joeblow1942 5 років тому +4

      @@tstroede187 You're embarrassing yourself. Get help for that TDS.

    • @departmentofdate2263
      @departmentofdate2263 5 років тому

      867 5309 Wow. You’re blind...

  • @deanronson6331
    @deanronson6331 2 роки тому +3

    Skating on thin ice is Donnie D-bag's signature specialty.

  • @crashburn3292
    @crashburn3292 3 роки тому +15

    Dave on Trump 3:45:
    * "We're very good friends."
    * "He's very wealthy man."
    * "You couldn't find a nicer guy." - WOW. Those statements didn't age well..

    • @mrsmacca126
      @mrsmacca126 3 роки тому +8

      All still true. Dave has had a brain transplant, tho

    • @jordan3596
      @jordan3596 3 роки тому

      trump turned out to be a con artist.

    • @aaronford9996
      @aaronford9996 2 роки тому +10

      All this prior to Dave having brain damage from lack of oxygen during his heart surgery that turned him into a neck bearded liberal...sure miss the sane Dave. Hell, the latter Dave make Paul look like the sane one.

    • @janishart5128
      @janishart5128 2 роки тому +1

      @@aaronford9996: What've you got against Paul??!! He was ALWAYS the sane one!! .

  • @lynn6005
    @lynn6005 3 роки тому +23

    Best President ever ..D.J.TRUMP America misses you!

    • @trailerparksupervisor7046
      @trailerparksupervisor7046 3 роки тому +1

      The majority of the country would disagree with you. To be fair, he did have some good accomplishments, particularly in relation to the economy.

    • @kayankra5657
      @kayankra5657 3 роки тому +2

      @@trailerparksupervisor7046 How do you like Biden? What’s he done for America?

    • @trailerparksupervisor7046
      @trailerparksupervisor7046 3 роки тому +2

      @@kayankra5657 not much so far.

    • @jacksonmorganfroghin4815
      @jacksonmorganfroghin4815 2 роки тому +2

      I agree with you. Unfortunately, many people have allowed their hatred of him to blind them to all the good things he did. Biden came in like a one- man wrecking crew and undid many of those things. Like shutting down the oil pipeline that had made America oil independent. If Trump didn't do Operation Warpspeed, no telling how many millions more would have died from covid. Biden has united the USA one way, by getting everyone to not like him and to realise he's not calling the shots because he doesn't even know where he is. Many Dems want Trump back. I've heard them. I know Trump has personality issues but so did Churchill. So what?

    • @aaronbryant8489
      @aaronbryant8489 Рік тому

      @@trailerparksupervisor7046 if you believe the media yes you would think a majority of the country but those are lies

  • @JiveDadson
    @JiveDadson 5 років тому +9

    Dude can't even build a single mile of fencing in 30 months.

    • @benclark3083
      @benclark3083 5 років тому +1

      Yeah because that's his fault

    • @Research0digo
      @Research0digo 4 роки тому +1

      Cracks me up that Mexicans in TJ are stealing the razor wire off the TOP of the wall. HAAA

    • @benclark3083
      @benclark3083 3 роки тому +1

      @@instantkarma1511 The media does not decide the winner. So don't get your hopes up to much.

    • @benclark3083
      @benclark3083 3 роки тому

      @@instantkarma1511 I'm not quoting anyone and I'm not whining. If Corn Pop won well so be it, I just don't want an illigitament election. If there's fraud it needs to be looked into and handled no matter what side it is on. Do you not agree with that?

    • @TheOrangeRoad
      @TheOrangeRoad 3 роки тому

      @@Research0digo Those are the kind of people certain Americans want in this country. Mexico ain't sending thier best

  • @wmeador611
    @wmeador611 Рік тому +1

    That's one of the reasons he retired when he did. Because he knew how bad it was going to get and he couldn't do to a friend what all the other so called late show hosts are today. They're trash

  • @Col_MULLY
    @Col_MULLY 2 роки тому +11

    This is the truth about Donald Trump. Fucking haters gonna hate. He's a good man, just like Dave said.

    • @johnr5252
      @johnr5252 Рік тому +1

      No, he’s not. He’s a POS.

  • @blackandgold676
    @blackandgold676 3 роки тому +4

    "How's your lovely wife, Don?" Which ONE??? Cheating on her??????

  • @blackandgold676
    @blackandgold676 3 роки тому +5

    And to think, just two wives, untold who res and six bankruptcies later, he'd be the most hated man in Amerikkka.

    • @davecooke7868
      @davecooke7868 3 роки тому +3

      Over 70 million people still voted for Trump in 2020 so I don’t think he is the most hated guy in America, just democrats

    • @blackandgold676
      @blackandgold676 3 роки тому +2

      @@davecooke7868 And more than 80 million voted for Biden. So, ...do the math.

    • @jordan3596
      @jordan3596 3 роки тому +1

      More people hate him than love him. Only easily fooled hicks like him.

    • @monolithgeometry3221
      @monolithgeometry3221 Рік тому

      @@blackandgold676 yeah, so they say. No reason to distrust anyone in Detroit or Philly haha. Good ol ever changing America

  • @SirDanOfHell
    @SirDanOfHell 11 років тому +18

    In the days before the Crazy emerged.

    • @markbaumgart9374
      @markbaumgart9374 5 років тому +13

      Not! Almost the same man as president. David Letterman is one who went crazy left!

    • @departmentofdate2263
      @departmentofdate2263 5 років тому

      Mark Baumgart Nope. Trump didnt say OVERTLY racist things back then.

    • @Kurt77777
      @Kurt77777 5 років тому +3

      @Department of HATE:
      What are all of the racist things that President Trump has said you liar? Those on the left are the ones who are racists who are overflowing with hatred. I remember President Trump saying one racist thing when he made a comment about a Mexican judge, however I don't know if the judge ever referred to himself as Mexican. If so, then what President Trump said was not racist as you shouldn't be a judge in the United States if you consider yourself Mexican. Therefore it is possible that President Trump has never said anything racist. It's the racists on the left who are obsessed with finding out what group someone is in so they can decide the human value of that person (black, gay, female, transgender, muslim = good. White, conservative, heterosexual, male, Christian = bad, etc.) and it's those on the left who bring up someone's race, gender, etc. ALL the time. Conservatives aren't obsessed with this bullshit and sadly David Letterman ended up being a liberal jerk who no longer was funny.

    • @monolithgeometry3221
      @monolithgeometry3221 Рік тому

      The Crazy ..being the American culture as a whole ? Two groups at odds, indefinitely. Killing any chance at unity, one with hate ,the other with white skin

  • @claudiasmith8913
    @claudiasmith8913 7 років тому +39

    Trump can do whatever he sets his mind to do. Love to have friends like My President.

  • @HCaulfield115
    @HCaulfield115 Рік тому +1

    Back when Trump was sane & not sniffing Adderall

  • @james5460
    @james5460 9 років тому +41

    Back when Dave Letterman was still kind of funny, before he became a partisan old name-calling grouch.

    • @NetCerpher
      @NetCerpher 5 років тому +3

      James You’re right he should have retired after the heart surgery.

    • @deanronson6331
      @deanronson6331 2 роки тому

      I bet you consider Jesus and the Apostles partisan snowflakes because they were advocates of the poor and of fair treatment and mercy for the downtrodden. I bet you and your ilk would consider him a socialist and ridicule him if he came back to earth while thumping your chest and claiming you're a Christian.

    • @773SleepyHollow
      @773SleepyHollow Рік тому +3

      Despising one of the worst people on earth (DJT) is just being sensible, not partisan.

    • @peartfaldo
      @peartfaldo 5 місяців тому

      a libtard you mean??? just like stern and all of the other out of touch celebs

  • @Research0digo
    @Research0digo 4 роки тому +1

    1:10 - Crap Comedian Conan stole this directly from Dave, right here.

    • @ignorecorporatenews
      @ignorecorporatenews 3 роки тому +1

      and Lettermann stole his whole late night show act and most of his routines from Steve Allen. Research that.....

  • @ManishSingh-is8hj
    @ManishSingh-is8hj 3 роки тому +2

    The productive sideboard extracellularly please because hawk neurobiologically alert absent a black crush. upbeat, talented channel

  • @paulwardle4761
    @paulwardle4761 7 років тому +29

    Trump never wrote one word of The Art Of the Deal. It was ghost-written. In fact, he can barely write his name.

    • @luukeluketer1024
      @luukeluketer1024 6 років тому +2

      ...goes to show anyone can be president of us..........

    • @luukeluketer1024
      @luukeluketer1024 6 років тому +1

      woosh.............

    • @RJ1999x
      @RJ1999x 6 років тому +7

      luuke luketer the sound of the swamp draining! Go Trump

    • @luukeluketer1024
      @luukeluketer1024 6 років тому +1

      attaboy.........

    • @lookyloo1000
      @lookyloo1000 6 років тому +5

      Paul Wardle you are a tool.

  • @TopStrikerMaverick
    @TopStrikerMaverick 3 роки тому +1

    Was my favorite billionaire until he became president

  • @heyzeus9497
    @heyzeus9497 3 роки тому +2

    To bad Dave didn't ask him to NOT run for president

    • @monolithgeometry3221
      @monolithgeometry3221 Рік тому

      Trump shouldn't of run. And won.
      He overestimated the intelligence and rational of the American public in 2016a.d.