How to be a pro player: Misses ball -“faking” Double commit -“I’m pre jumping” Dusted -“I’m bumping” Steals ball from teammate -“where were you for the pinch!?”
Sizz I know this is a long shot, but I feel you are the best hope to bring back Mike , just one video before I go off to college and finish my childhood
11:00 Sizz: “I was gonna hit a double, why tf is he up?!?” Rizzo: *really quietly* “it seems he’s playing defense...” This was so sly but it sent me lmao😂
them: "turbo i shit talked you 5 years ago".... turbo: "the fuck have i done them: "ur name is pierre shit made me laugh" i have never laughed that hard in my life
You should do this highlights set up for every video honestly. Obviously if you record a shit ton of footage you want to use it but i think a lot of people dont want to watch 30+ minutes of gameplay. This editing style is much more enjoyable.
How to be a pro player:
Misses ball -“faking”
Double commit -“I’m pre jumping”
Dusted -“I’m bumping”
Steals ball from teammate -“where were you for the pinch!?”
I’m a grand plat and that’s what I always say
@@Lightning-nm5sn um sir wtf is is grand plat
@@daddy8474 plats that think their grandchamp or higher
So true
Most of the pros miss the ball on purpose to force the opponents touch so his team m8 can get the second touch and the play moves on
I would pay just to watch these 3 people play tournaments any day of the week.
@sizz you hear this man? Make an onlyfans! This is your chance for free money in the bank!
@@Yuri-27 free moneys
@Clysmic stop commenting this under every rl vid
Just watch through all the ads
Why
"Sizz" falls of the ceiling. "im pre-jumping"
@Clysmic good stuff bro
@Clysmic SHUT UP
DrVissie RL no u
4:18 conspiracy: Rizzo, Sizz, and Turbo create their own team in the future to compete
11:44 that made me laugh so hard turbo saying "I'm a pro player" 😂
Sizz: keep it up keep it up
*Ball goes towards net*
Sizz: PUT IT DOWN PUT IT DOWN
"I got no Fuel!
-Turbopulsa
„i have no boof“
-also turbo 😂
13:51 is the moment Turbo turns into Chewbacca.
Loool
Turbo is literally the best teammate anybody can ever have.
Lmao turbo in the end happy af cause the guy only wanted turbo to sign is profile
Lethamyr after reading title: *cries*
13:15 im dead 🤣
1:13 honestly, i believe he did that
Lol
Hahahah
Sizz I know this is a long shot, but I feel you are the best hope to bring back Mike , just one video before I go off to college and finish my childhood
It would be fun, I’m sure he may be busy aswell though brother!
@@arccz8540 true , but it never hurts to ask
@@MSMthe2nd you’re right man, I’d love to see it aswell.
7:47 welcome to football twitter Rizzo
turbo was so happy that he was the only one that got asked for a sign after
11:42 rizzo’s mhmmm has me dying 😂
i dont think ive ever seen a midair demo until 15:50
"I have got no fuel" xD 😂😂😂😂
At the end
Player: turbo can I have a sign
Sizz and Rizzo : are we a joke to you
Good joke but the only reason this is true is because turbos a more current player
Dude the what a save part had me rolling 😂
Turbo retired? Wtf when?
Edit: sizz was meeming
Ok thanks for clarifying I was confused too but I’m kinda sad rizzo retired too 😔
No fr he announced his retirement after the regional
@@kozukitonio740 That was rizzo, not turbo
@@kozukitonio740 your actually a comedian 😐
@@majesticmo5048 i was joking and rizzo announced his retirement before regional 1
first time watching a sizz video, thought he was just nrgs coach. been wheezing, nice
*ball near enemy goal on 0
"keep it up keep it up keep it up"
*ball near own goal on 0
"KEEP IT DOWN KEEP IT DOWN KEEP IT DOWN"
Imagine siz,Rizzo, and turbo as a pro team it would be so fun to watch
Turbos the first player to run out of fuel mid game
Keep it up... up up up..
ball goes to their side of the field: keep it down down down down
“is that envy turbopoluza” 😭🤣
Rizzo and Turbo Sweating
Sizz casually diming Dasc in the final and getting mad at turbo 😂
We need more content from this trio
12:10 scared tf outta me 😂
Damn dog i need episodes on the bizz podcast, that shit was music to my ears so much fun...
I'm a simple man: I see Turbo, I click.
this is what i imagine people look like when they respond to 1v1 request from myspace
Best part
Sizz: keep it up, keep it up, keep it up
*sees the ball going towards his goal*
Sizz: PUT IT DOWN, PUT IT DOWN, PUT IT DOWN! hahah
it would be so funny if sizz and rizzo and another retired pro tried out for rlcs lmao that would be great
Alternate Title: Two and a Half Pros laugh and troll their way to an SSL tournament title
Half?
Turbos English has gotten so much better
Sizz is a straight giganerd
Now I know Rizzo didnt just diss the sidemen
It wasn't a diss
11:00
Sizz: “I was gonna hit a double, why tf is he up?!?”
Rizzo: *really quietly* “it seems he’s playing defense...”
This was so sly but it sent me lmao😂
sizz and turbo got like 10x better good shit bois
15:37 sizz has turned to the dark side...
This was so funny. Pls do this more offen
More content from these three please
i watched this on sizz stream i was laughing alot when turbo was being toxic
NO FUEL😂😂😂😂😂 I DIED WHEN HE WOULD SAY IT
Leth: am I a joke to you?
lethamyr: Am i a joke to you?
6:16 killed me 😂
I saw Dominus in the thumbnail and thought it was Fireburner lul
7:21 that guy for some reason did a backflip
A failed speed aerial
Fast aerial fail lol happens sometimes
I like how when they saw a player with alpha they were surprised but I saw a plat 2 with alpha boost
them: "turbo i shit talked you 5 years ago"....
turbo: "the fuck have i done
them: "ur name is pierre shit made me laugh"
i have never laughed that hard in my life
The only time I’ve actually seen Sizz GigaBrained,
: this thumbnail and title.
These three would actually make a pretty good team lol.
"I have no boof." I love turbo. Lol.
Love this content hahaha
13:15 LMAO
haha I stumble across those "LeMickey" trolls so much on NBA twitter
Wait a second... that’s not my boi fireburner
Ikr, I can't tolerate this Burner slander
Has someone counted how many times Sizz said “fake”.
Actually laughed to a youtube vid after a while xD
The tea kettle at the end😂😂😂😂
"U guys think im shit"-turbopolsa 2021
"Retired" Just sounds like a word for old people, How about "Legends"?
Or nah
why was this the kmost amazing team to watch
keep it up keep it up keep it up.
PUT IT DOWN PUT IT DOWN PUT IT DOWN!
Keep it up Keep it up Keep it up! Put it down Put it down Put it down !😂😂
and here i am getting literal bots on my team in ssl
There better be a road to ssl next year with these 3 😂 Love you Sizz
I got an arbys commercial when Rizzo said "we have the meats" ... it was for crinkle fries...
3:28 ☠️🤣🤣
probs my fave sizz vid so far lol
Been waiting for rizzo to retire so you could use this title 🤣
God loves you guys!
3:48 thats a turbo shot if ive ever seen one
turbo sounds like the text to speech
Sizz you are lowkey hilarious!!!
Edit: stop liking🤣
@@jojokillyo.7566 funnily enough im a phone editor
Rizzo retired?
Yeah he retired a couple days ago.
Yeah
Yeah, sad that
Turbo retired???
@@TheMemeBorrower. no they are just trolling him
Yo what decal is sizz using on fennec?
Fr tho... that’s a clean preset
Okayy.. but where is Leth?
I will not tolerate this Fireburner slander
man plays with an og xbox contorller respect
Wait this isn’t Rizzle, Sizzle, Firebizzle combo?
As Rizzo said. . .
Its turbo's fault man, they won the tourney
keep it upPUT IT DOWN PUT IT DOWN
You guys should make a pro team called the stews and lethamyr can be the coach
Sizz you should get the nrg pro roster to teach the sidemen some skills in the game
There chatting reminds me of a casual game In csgo
I missed the Rizzo - Sizz combo 💜
You should do this highlights set up for every video honestly. Obviously if you record a shit ton of footage you want to use it but i think a lot of people dont want to watch 30+ minutes of gameplay. This editing style is much more enjoyable.
Nah I love the longer vids, you get to see all the mistakes as well, it’s like free SSL coaching, seeing all of their decision making
Rizzo...Sizzo...tizzo
I would like to see the goals that other people score to you and your reactions
*Lethamyr has entered the chat*
The rizzle sizzle!
When he said braiding my ass hairs I died 😂
Leth has gotta be in the top 3 retired pros.
you guys get multiple tournaments a day? in oce we only get one 😔
You really leave leth out like that