How to Get Banned from Walmart

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  • @DailyDoseOfInternet
    @DailyDoseOfInternet  7 місяців тому +26044

    I said "goodbye" instead of "later" just to see if anyone would notice :)

    • @stevewolfvr
      @stevewolfvr 7 місяців тому +2466

      i noticed

    • @nellAx19
      @nellAx19 7 місяців тому +1662

      Oh, we noticed.

    • @AliM-kl5rp
      @AliM-kl5rp 7 місяців тому +821

      Free Palestine 🇵🇸

    • @captainsquiggles5958
      @captainsquiggles5958 7 місяців тому +1639

      I WAS JUST WORRYING ABOUT WHETHER YOUD BE BACK OR NOT

    • @Chris-qc2kd
      @Chris-qc2kd 7 місяців тому +622

      I noticed it immediately

  • @thecelerycrunch2346
    @thecelerycrunch2346 7 місяців тому +22051

    Hearing him say “goodbye” at the end instead of his usual outro made me feel like I was in trouble

  • @iamjimb
    @iamjimb 7 місяців тому +6336

    Watching a mascot dance while holding an emotional support alligator is the most American thing I've seen in a while

    • @shakeyj4523
      @shakeyj4523 7 місяців тому +47

      It's just a pet.

    • @aaronolson6736
      @aaronolson6736 7 місяців тому +13

      I think that guy is about 8 by now

    • @mysteriouspresent5186
      @mysteriouspresent5186 7 місяців тому +114

      @@shakeyj4523It’s not “just a pet”. There’s a reason you can legally own a dog without needing a license, but the same can’t be said about wolves. What’s the difference, i mean, a wolf is just a bigger, different breed of dog isn’t it? I mean, they can make viable offspring in the right conditions…One of them is domestic and the other is NOT.

    • @crustycroissant7318
      @crustycroissant7318 7 місяців тому +24

      ​@mysteriouspresent5186 you can own an alligator without a license tho

    • @hommie789
      @hommie789 7 місяців тому +17

      @@mysteriouspresent5186 You can own a parrot without a license and because of the long life span of parrots they are NOT domesticated.

  • @arunmoses2197
    @arunmoses2197 7 місяців тому +196

    0:50 I like how calm the people in the plane are when the wing gets damaged. It's as if it happens regularly.

    • @unknownman5090
      @unknownman5090 7 місяців тому +16

      Either too shock when it happen, which also happen in real life or kind of like "eh, we already land so why need to freak out"

    • @user-mk3sf4lp2j
      @user-mk3sf4lp2j 7 місяців тому +5

      People will panic if it is taking off not when it is landing... duh!

    • @ftroop2000
      @ftroop2000 6 місяців тому +4

      If it was getting ready to take off, I'm it would've been a different story

    • @FeedMeChaos1
      @FeedMeChaos1 6 місяців тому +1

      @@unknownman5090 shock... seriously? From *that*?

    • @unknownman5090
      @unknownman5090 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@FeedMeChaos1 Yeah? When something out of ordinary that is/might be dangerous happen, people can be caught in shock. We got someone who pass out while riding roller coaster because:
      1.They are too scared ofc
      2.They are too shock with whatever they feel while riding it.
      That is extreme example tho.
      TL,DR; Shock can happen when someone experience thing they dont usually do

  • @evanmcandrew9166
    @evanmcandrew9166 7 місяців тому +66

    As a Walmart employee, I can tell you that washing detergent has no form of seal on the container (which really sucks cause they leak a lot)

    • @mikeg6285
      @mikeg6285 Місяць тому +1

      Working for Walmart was one of the worst things I did, and I've done some stupid sht.

  • @kingofawesomeness5375
    @kingofawesomeness5375 7 місяців тому +4073

    The alligator bobbing about while being held by the mascot sure provided me with emotional service.

    • @escapetherace1943
      @escapetherace1943 7 місяців тому +103

      dude needs a raise for being so chill he'd handle somebody's alligator no questions asked.

    • @jonniedoe8658
      @jonniedoe8658 7 місяців тому +73

      ​@@escapetherace1943that's gritty and he's basically the opposite of chill. He was unveiled in 2018 and Philadelphia hated him until he showed he was chaos incarnate.

    • @escapetherace1943
      @escapetherace1943 7 місяців тому +5

      @@jonniedoe8658 I don't know or follow sports man and honestly don't really care outside of the clip

    • @Shako_Lamb
      @Shako_Lamb 7 місяців тому +29

      @@escapetherace1943 You don't even need to care about sports to enjoy Gritty he's just his own thing really

    • @treewisps4085
      @treewisps4085 7 місяців тому +3

      i get support animals but they don't need to come to sports games...

  • @billnye69
    @billnye69 Місяць тому +42

    The container is bigger than the advertised amount for a reason. My store sells 4L of liquid in a 5L jug.
    You aren't being ripped off, the liquid needs some freedom to move during shipments, and changes in temperature can cause the liquid volume to change as well.

    • @bigmike-
      @bigmike- Місяць тому +9

      > changes in temperature can cause the liquid volume to change as well.
      Except the container is sealed... so even if frozen, the container will still swell and/or burst. Further: Water only expands 9% when frozen. That means that 4L of fluid will only, at maximum (and if it were only pure water) expand to 4.36L. The only reason they would have to use a 5L jug instead of a 4.5L jug is because they already had access to a huge amount of 5L jugs... because 2 years ago, they . This is a rip off, because the price of manufacturer and materials for the detergent hasn't increased... the companies making stuff just know that there are absolutely 0 consumer protections in the US right now because we have a barely-functioning government and damn near non-existent legal system. That's the truth of it.

    • @user-zz3sn8ky7z
      @user-zz3sn8ky7z Місяць тому +4

      It's the same thing as the "why is the chips packet half air??", for some people seem to don't seem to grasp the idea that they are paying for a set weight, as stated on the packaging

    • @maxcimander188
      @maxcimander188 Місяць тому

      ​@@user-zz3sn8ky7zyes, at least somebody gets it. Nobody is getting ripped of, because there are the set amounts on the package (L or kg)

    • @derrzzyaboi6527
      @derrzzyaboi6527 Місяць тому

      @@user-zz3sn8ky7z thank you i was gonna say this

    • @larkalfen9510
      @larkalfen9510 Місяць тому

      ​@@user-zz3sn8ky7z
      Isn't it just nitrogen that stops the chips from breaking ?

  • @winnie5873
    @winnie5873 7 місяців тому +115

    When I pick out my laundry detergent, I always do a ‘lift test’ to see which one feels more full. Always thought it was in my head until this very moment. Now my life is validated.

    • @47ravenlord
      @47ravenlord 6 місяців тому +24

      Doesn't matter if it is full or not. The amount of liquid in the container is accurate to what is stated on the container, and that is what they charge for that amount.....filling it up the rest of the way is theft.

    • @winnie5873
      @winnie5873 6 місяців тому +11

      @@47ravenlord exactly! Someone could have emptied part of the contents from the one I am buying into another. Lift test is best.

    • @WaxPaper
      @WaxPaper 5 місяців тому +20

      ​@@47ravenlordIt's worse than shoplifting because the store isn't gonna lose anything, some customer who buys that light one is.

    • @wonkybeans
      @wonkybeans 5 місяців тому +3

      @@WaxPaper whoever buys the empty one deserves to lose their money if they can't tell it's empty simply by picking it up and feeling that it is, in fact empty.

    • @JH-lo9ut
      @JH-lo9ut 5 місяців тому +5

      Isn't the weight or volume displayed on the bottle in the US?
      I don't know, In my country, they are obliged to put that on there, and the store also has to display price per volume or weight on the shelf, or in the case with detergents, they must display price per unit of use (price per wash) so you always know wich one is more expensive.
      This system almost completely eliminates the oversized packaging BS.

  • @jessicas.6235
    @jessicas.6235 7 місяців тому +5634

    I thought Naia missed it but she nailed it so hard. The nerve of landing like such a boss.

    • @alicestorm6239
      @alicestorm6239 7 місяців тому +17

      Honestly

    • @myst1741
      @myst1741 7 місяців тому +72

      Girl has more style in less than 15 years. Than i'll ever have xD

    • @jgon12
      @jgon12 7 місяців тому +36

      Yeah she nailed that landing!

    • @jmz2144
      @jmz2144 7 місяців тому +36

      Had to rewatch a few times, that was smooth

    • @Monkeyman12534
      @Monkeyman12534 7 місяців тому +4

      Coolest fortnight kid thing ive ever seen

  • @backyardrebel2149
    @backyardrebel2149 7 місяців тому +2364

    I've often wondered why they don't put tamper proof lids on dishsoap, laundry soap, etc. Some weirdo could mess with your soap and add who knows what to it.

    • @werdwerdus
      @werdwerdus 7 місяців тому +170

      probably because it happens so rarely that it is not needed. I'm sure if it started happening regularly then they would change it.

    • @cadetjones9205
      @cadetjones9205 7 місяців тому +122

      They already put a warning label to not use if the seal is broken before purchase, so if you use tampered soap, they're not liable.

    • @arcionek
      @arcionek 7 місяців тому +400

      Guys I think someone spiked my laundry detergent because I almost died after drinking it 😔

    • @CT-gl2zj
      @CT-gl2zj 7 місяців тому +69

      You could tamper with a lot of things if you really wanted to. Sprinkle anthrax in all those loose fruits and vegetables. Laundry detergent is low risk comparatively. Not worth the extra packaging.

    • @minmin-hd9bu
      @minmin-hd9bu 7 місяців тому

      they're already crying about climate change unfortunately. we really gotta seal EVERYTHING in stores bc people cant understand you pay for VOLUME NOT A CONTAINER FULLL. also, future scholar here, deliberately flipping off his mask while recording :)

  • @PaulArmory
    @PaulArmory 7 місяців тому +8

    For years you have brought joy to my family and I. Thank you! From 1 continent to another we have watched together. Thank you for sharing your time with us. Apologies for the years it’s taken me to sub. Not that it matters at this point and time. We are settled now which means you have our full attention 😁🥰

  • @kamoonrathewolfgod9189
    @kamoonrathewolfgod9189 6 місяців тому +13

    What a great, funny video. Thank you so much for the laughs. The fireworks sure were pretty. I loved all the clips. The alligator chilling was unique.

  • @BunkerSquirrel
    @BunkerSquirrel 7 місяців тому +1330

    That “Goodbye” has the same energy as Marge saying “goodnight” to Bart after he was caught shoplifting. What did I doooo 🥺

  • @Wunba
    @Wunba 7 місяців тому +10183

    Maybe all of the laundry detergents aren’t full cause everyone keeps doing this 😂

    • @Rorywizz
      @Rorywizz 7 місяців тому +13

      tru

    • @Dennan
      @Dennan 7 місяців тому +141

      @@AliM-kl5rp he is not allowed to watch other videos?

    • @Turkey000001
      @Turkey000001 7 місяців тому +6

      Lol are my eyes working

    • @michaelchen2718
      @michaelchen2718 7 місяців тому +232

      literally nobody does this... it's just shrinkflation.

    • @ColonelCat99
      @ColonelCat99 7 місяців тому +37

      @@AliM-kl5rpwdym “what is this person doing here?”
      he watched the video and commented lol

  • @storytimewithunclebill1998
    @storytimewithunclebill1998 7 місяців тому +15

    He had to pee. Had me rolling. Was fun to watch. Great video

  • @acook213
    @acook213 7 місяців тому

    Wow. Every single one of these clips, without exception was 🔥

  • @couldarstrolm6969
    @couldarstrolm6969 7 місяців тому +185

    1:22 someone unlocked their 100th car accident

  • @layjaly
    @layjaly 7 місяців тому +4075

    As someone who gets banned from Walmart every other day, I can say that this is an accurate tutorial.

    • @Tyler-8898
      @Tyler-8898 7 місяців тому +69

      What kind of shenanigans are you doing to get banned? 😂

    • @RTWLR
      @RTWLR 7 місяців тому +6

      How did he/you even get caught?

    • @beautifulgorgeousman
      @beautifulgorgeousman 7 місяців тому +16

      whenever i go to walmart i try to keep it under one hour because it has bad vibes

    • @Johan-xd2nw
      @Johan-xd2nw 7 місяців тому +31

      ​@@RTWLRhave you ever heard of CCTV?

    • @thefunson8087
      @thefunson8087 7 місяців тому +2

      bible truth

  • @ChrisHoHoHooooooo
    @ChrisHoHoHooooooo 6 місяців тому

    This has to be one of the best Daily dose videos i've seen

  • @YourMomma-km4xj
    @YourMomma-km4xj 6 місяців тому

    Good work! As usual. And yes. We noticed!!!

  • @Sicira
    @Sicira 7 місяців тому +1338

    The emotional support alligator is maybe the funniest and most adorable thing I've ever seen

    • @chwenhoou
      @chwenhoou 7 місяців тому +40

      Seeing said gator being held by Gritty was the best part of that clip.

    • @metallhak
      @metallhak 7 місяців тому +5

      Florida guy moment

    • @InkHyaena
      @InkHyaena 7 місяців тому +25

      That's Wally the alligator! He's a sweet little boy and I think his owner has had him for a good while :D The video of him going to the pet store to pick out a new toy was the cutest

    • @lydon5595
      @lydon5595 7 місяців тому +27

      Except alligators are not supposed to be pets. Human interaction can be extremely stressful for them, however owners don't see that, because an alligator oviously can't express their feelings the same way as a human. The one in the video is a well known gator, and probably has some mental disabilities, it's bite reflex doesn't work as it supposed to, however it's still extremely careless to give it to other people to hold, especially children.

    • @shakeyj4523
      @shakeyj4523 7 місяців тому

      It's a good thing they don't have Public Access rights and you can deny access though.

  • @turtlestheturtle
    @turtlestheturtle 7 місяців тому +3027

    Biggest thing I didn’t expect was the “thank you so much for watching, good bye.”
    Is daily dose not making anymore videos?
    Edit: happy to see that I was wrong!

    • @ashm9952
      @ashm9952 7 місяців тому +117

      I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING BRO THAT THREW ME OFFF

    • @robineuvonen224
      @robineuvonen224 7 місяців тому +70

      Yeah. Last video. He said that in his last community post. Never coming back to UA-cam ever again. You guys should keep an eye on the updates.

    • @robloxianmaster9
      @robloxianmaster9 7 місяців тому +14

      Where is “letter” 😭

    • @Zizzy7
      @Zizzy7 7 місяців тому +4

      Ooooof, also the first thing I noticed. Just clicked on the previous like 6 to see if I missed it earlier.. I didn't.

    • @JustASideAccount
      @JustASideAccount 7 місяців тому +1

      I know right. I was confused why he changed it. I he alright?? _😢_

  • @yobafromstarwars1375
    @yobafromstarwars1375 7 місяців тому +5

    2:34 Goodbye!?

  • @AppleEaterGuy
    @AppleEaterGuy 7 місяців тому

    Thx for the tutorial! 😊
    That windstrike looked horrible, and it definitelly scared most of the passengers on the plane, but it's also cool to look at.
    Btw I did realise that you said "goodbye" instead of "later". Goodbye to you too! 😊

  • @jamesjross
    @jamesjross 7 місяців тому +967

    FYI - ya'll probably know this - but if you have a wing strike you need to inform cabin crew. For maintainace/investigation etc.

  • @ombremoon45
    @ombremoon45 7 місяців тому +447

    I did not expect to see Gritty holding an emotional support alligator, but here we are 😂

    • @notme2day
      @notme2day 7 місяців тому +1

      The emotional support alligator should visit the exploding toilet dorm... I'm sure those girls need some snuggle time after that.😂

    • @thefunson8087
      @thefunson8087 7 місяців тому

      bible truth

  • @aidanblackett8930
    @aidanblackett8930 7 місяців тому

    That goodbye made me incredibly sad for a second, i it felt like you weren't coming back 😢, very relieved when i checked the comments

  • @Calz3n
    @Calz3n 7 місяців тому +1

    That ‘goodbye’ sounded like a threat.

  • @Dusxio
    @Dusxio 7 місяців тому +190

    Gonna be honest. I never knew the whole 'fireworks truck crashes and sets off' works in real life.

    • @sleepykirbo6392
      @sleepykirbo6392 7 місяців тому +11

      yeah I thought that stuff only happens in cartoons

    • @drunkenhobo5039
      @drunkenhobo5039 7 місяців тому +8

      You should have a look at the clip of the Oban fireworks display from a few years ago. An hour's worth of fireworks went up in 45 seconds.

    • @escapetherace1943
      @escapetherace1943 7 місяців тому

      with thousands of fuses and only 1 spark needed on a single one it's practically guaranteed to happen

    • @thesauceman8457
      @thesauceman8457 7 місяців тому

      Check out Beirut explosion

    • @micy7182
      @micy7182 7 місяців тому

      ​@@thesauceman8457idiot

  • @oliveyule
    @oliveyule 7 місяців тому +825

    I loved the mascot dancing with the alligator. So wholesome and glad they could be included.

    • @whattheschmidt
      @whattheschmidt 6 місяців тому +6

      Hockey ftw!

    • @gem2923
      @gem2923 6 місяців тому +24

      This is not just any mascot. That is Gritty, he is pure chaos, of course he would be holding the gator!!

    • @jasondashney
      @jasondashney 5 місяців тому

      It's the first and last time anyone would use the word wholesome while talking about Gritty.@@gem2923

  • @Fuzzy-gs1lr
    @Fuzzy-gs1lr 6 місяців тому +1

    That goodbye felt personal

  • @Elvaze20three
    @Elvaze20three 7 місяців тому

    Ok I've just realised that you do shorts in-between your main longer uploads, and that's because I watched it from my tablet this time instead of from my mobile phone..I'm missing out on so much this way!

  • @thedudeman123456
    @thedudeman123456 7 місяців тому +790

    Can we talk about how chill that lady was about the wing of the plane literally scraping the ground?

    • @vomm
      @vomm 7 місяців тому +83

      She was the camera man why shouldn't she be chill

    • @Infamous41
      @Infamous41 7 місяців тому +11

      She wasn't she said "Dang the WINg hit da ground "

    • @robotcrocodilio3109
      @robotcrocodilio3109 7 місяців тому +11

      normal monday activity

    • @ROG4life
      @ROG4life 7 місяців тому +14

      "nice" - that lady

    • @cscms28
      @cscms28 7 місяців тому +47

      as opposed to completely losing her mind and screeching and flailing and trying to open emergency exits?

  • @theelephantandtherider9536
    @theelephantandtherider9536 7 місяців тому +123

    the firework truck crashing has the same type of energy as everybody clapping when somebody drops dishes

    • @acat7642
      @acat7642 7 місяців тому +7

      achievement unlocked!

    • @benwoodman1496
      @benwoodman1496 7 місяців тому +3

      At least he went out with a bang

    • @voice_0f_reason
      @voice_0f_reason 7 місяців тому +3

      The applause when someone drops a cup in the army

    • @Badficwriter
      @Badficwriter 7 місяців тому +1

      @@voice_0f_reason Nah then you have to buy everybody else drinks

    • @sometimesleela5947
      @sometimesleela5947 7 місяців тому +3

      Best final day of work celebration ever.

  • @thatoneguy6432
    @thatoneguy6432 7 місяців тому +1

    Bro that goodbye was personal.

  • @akkmok
    @akkmok 7 місяців тому +1

    0:34 Baby decided to bring his own holy water 🤣

  • @maximumlength5052
    @maximumlength5052 7 місяців тому +589

    Out of all the mascots I could imagine holding a pet alligator in its arms, I am not in the least bit surprised it’s Gritty.

    • @ZainRenault
      @ZainRenault 7 місяців тому +22

      Same. If someone asked me to guess what mascot did it he'd be the first pick.

    • @fleatactical7390
      @fleatactical7390 7 місяців тому +17

      Gritty - full beast mode, all the time. He's the only thing I like about the Flyers.

    • @missdenisebee
      @missdenisebee 7 місяців тому +10

      I was like, “of COURSE Gritty’s the one who dgaf”😂

    • @YRO.
      @YRO. 7 місяців тому +2

      Americans are really living in a different world

    • @smeezekitty
      @smeezekitty 7 місяців тому

      @@YRO. This isn't how you should see as typical in America

  • @nebula0024
    @nebula0024 7 місяців тому +60

    1:46 - The emotional support alligator at the hockey game cracked me up 🤣😂

  • @beverlyreiner-baillargeon6205
    @beverlyreiner-baillargeon6205 7 місяців тому

    Great video Leonard but say later not goodbye. Sounds weird!!! Thanks Leonard. 🖐👍🖐👍

  • @doni-fx8or
    @doni-fx8or 7 місяців тому

    congrats for 17 mil!!!

  • @derpboi42
    @derpboi42 7 місяців тому +249

    When Daily Dose said “goodbye” instead of “and I’ll see you guys again very, very, soon” I felt that 😭

    • @derpboi42
      @derpboi42 7 місяців тому +2

      @@CrewmateComplexXP why do you exist

    • @zazazipper9331
      @zazazipper9331 7 місяців тому

      Came to the comments to see if it was just me or not. Glad it's not

    • @dp-bh5fh
      @dp-bh5fh 7 місяців тому

      It’s “verver soon” not “very very soon”

  • @flatplanet3500
    @flatplanet3500 7 місяців тому +1372

    That guy with the spear and the other guy dodging it had insane skill! Must take a lot of time to master that choreography. Thanks for another dose of internet ddoi 👍

    • @ithemooster
      @ithemooster 7 місяців тому +3

      He never fails to entertain us ❤He never fails to entertain us ❤He never fails to entertain us ❤He never fails to entertain us ❤He never fails to entertain us ❤He never fails to entertain us ❤He never fails to entertain us ❤He never fails to entertain us ❤He never fails to entertain us ❤He never fails to entertain us ❤He never fails to entertain us ❤

    • @fangedterror4253
      @fangedterror4253 7 місяців тому +6

      he must hella'head

    • @AliM-kl5rp
      @AliM-kl5rp 7 місяців тому +5

      @@ithemooster Bot

    • @Ktmfan450
      @Ktmfan450 7 місяців тому +66

      It's called choreography
      And both guys need an insane amount of skill and practice to do that safely

    • @crustyspaghetti3749
      @crustyspaghetti3749 7 місяців тому +29

      Dawg he literally went around in a circle whilst his partner did the same move over and over...almost like the dude expected it!!

  • @gabrielperez1199
    @gabrielperez1199 7 місяців тому +1

    That "goodbye" throw me off

  • @AngelicBunnyBoi
    @AngelicBunnyBoi 7 місяців тому

    nah, that goodbye straight up sent a chill down my spine

  • @GoInGcRz
    @GoInGcRz 7 місяців тому +760

    That kid dressed up as spongebob clip will always brighten my day 😂

    • @blackbullet06
      @blackbullet06 7 місяців тому +17

      Especially hearing the people dying of laughter in the background lol, whoo that made my day as well

    • @MrChase115
      @MrChase115 7 місяців тому +1

      Patrick just standing there doing nothing, like the brain dead idiot we all know and love! 😂

    • @markdevonport3274
      @markdevonport3274 7 місяців тому

      @@CrewmateComplexXP get tf out of here you spammer

    • @abcdef-hc6to
      @abcdef-hc6to 7 місяців тому

      Well that was a huge lie. @@CrewmateComplexXP

    • @twelved4983
      @twelved4983 7 місяців тому

      CAREFUL SPONGEBOB, CAREFUL SPONGEBOB, CAREFUL SPONGEBOOOOOOB!!!
      *SHUT UP PATRICK, SHUT THE F*** UP*

  • @tar_am
    @tar_am 7 місяців тому +381

    Of course we noticed the "goodbye". I'm sure lots of us look forward to OUR Daily Dose of Internet to say the intro and outro out loud with you ! 😊

    • @LindaRae.
      @LindaRae. 7 місяців тому +8

      Yes, I’m one of those people, and so pleased that I have the timing down just right 😂

    • @cloudy4602
      @cloudy4602 7 місяців тому +3

      I have perfected the voice to where I'm able to sound just like him! I feel pretty proud of that-

    • @HT79
      @HT79 7 місяців тому +1

      I wonder if this was Jason's masterplan to make us all dedicate the video to him because we all say YOUR with him, not MY. 300 IQ gamer move

  • @CheesyMonke37
    @CheesyMonke37 7 місяців тому +1

    0:34 that baby just disrespected the church so bad 😂

  • @tannerfrancisco8759
    @tannerfrancisco8759 Місяць тому

    Last week at Target we noticed that the laundry detergent claimed the same size on the label, but the jugs were significantly different sizes and the weight was off. So I took it to the produce section, and the smaller jug was 25 oz less than the larger jug for the same price with the exact same volume on the label.

  • @SirHippolord
    @SirHippolord 7 місяців тому +498

    Anyone who’s ever lived in a dorm knows here is a 0% chance that toilet explosion was random 😂

    • @armandoblanco3224
      @armandoblanco3224 7 місяців тому +26

      the funniest part is that wasnt even a dorm, it was a barracks

    • @readytogo6569
      @readytogo6569 7 місяців тому +15

      Yeah, I laughed at “randomly”, too.

    • @Tantalus010
      @Tantalus010 7 місяців тому +7

      I was going to post pretty much the same thing, but be all sarcastic about it: sure, the toilet "randomly" exploded "for some reason."

    • @inthrutheoutdoor5849
      @inthrutheoutdoor5849 7 місяців тому +4

      I was like... ramdom...., shur Jan....

    • @Shanks9001_
      @Shanks9001_ 7 місяців тому +8

      I go to the University it happened and yeah still no idea what caused it. But I wouldn’t put it passed someone here to do that

  • @fraysey780
    @fraysey780 7 місяців тому +110

    1:12 it's like the knife game, full body edition

    • @6lbs._onion
      @6lbs._onion 7 місяців тому +10

      Why lose just a finger, when you got a perfectly good face

    • @glitchghost5936
      @glitchghost5936 7 місяців тому +1

      Hes the protagonist, the main character

    • @N0O0OO0O00
      @N0O0OO0O00 7 місяців тому

      in the video it is a practice staff which retracts with pressure i think don't correct me if im wrong tho

    • @madsyndromne
      @madsyndromne 7 місяців тому

      Asians are built different man 💀

  • @IAW88
    @IAW88 7 місяців тому

    Thank you for sharing the video it's very interesting, I didn't waste my time watching it

  • @TheDrumMajor
    @TheDrumMajor 7 місяців тому +1

    That alligator is Wally! His owner Joe used to work at the York Central Market House. I’ve known him personally for a handful of years now since I worked there as well. Really nice guy and an even nicer gater

  • @Drew-VR
    @Drew-VR 7 місяців тому +87

    1:26 looks like the ending of a Mario game 😂

    • @RlGGYFAN
      @RlGGYFAN 4 місяці тому

      Mario drunk driving

  • @drbrownie444
    @drbrownie444 7 місяців тому +26

    1:33 I can still hear the "Be careful SpongeBob"

  • @annebelen5881
    @annebelen5881 7 місяців тому

    Kept replaying the kid with the spongebob costume. The "I can't reach it" is so cute!!

  • @cannedcatfood
    @cannedcatfood 5 місяців тому

    Lmao!! That hockey mascot happily holding the support alligator 😂

  • @DrFesh2800
    @DrFesh2800 7 місяців тому +81

    1:58 “just randomly exploded” likely story…

    • @cmaven4762
      @cmaven4762 7 місяців тому +4

      😂😂😂 all the ladies and moms know what happened 😂😂😂

    • @ONEZEROONEZEROONEZERO10101
      @ONEZEROONEZEROONEZERO10101 7 місяців тому +4

      ​@@cmaven4762i dont understand??

    • @apersunthathasaridiculousl1890
      @apersunthathasaridiculousl1890 7 місяців тому +1

      Seems like it was caused by flooding

    • @brendakarna6174
      @brendakarna6174 7 місяців тому

      This clip is actually from a Snapchat story of the university I attend. It was really funny because they had to close the the receptionist desk on the first floor due to flooding.

    • @Numbergamer2024
      @Numbergamer2024 7 місяців тому +1

      It looks like the backrooms flood event 💀

  • @reners212
    @reners212 7 місяців тому +189

    Always wanted to get banned from Walmart… thanks

    • @linkeroniw
      @linkeroniw 7 місяців тому +2

      @CJ_Dook_51 One of your comment bots was deleted lol

    • @lakedawg2462
      @lakedawg2462 7 місяців тому +2

      Usual Suspects

    • @adamb89
      @adamb89 7 місяців тому

      Naked cartwheels up and down the produce section while having a powerhouse round of diarrhea. Works every time.

    • @zentrl
      @zentrl 7 місяців тому

      @@lakedawg2462dork

    • @Earthneedsado-over177
      @Earthneedsado-over177 7 місяців тому +1

      I banned myself. Only been there once.

  • @Tamisleepin16
    @Tamisleepin16 6 місяців тому

    Oh my gawd the alligator clip is so dang funny😂

  • @user-mh7ng4vn9l
    @user-mh7ng4vn9l 6 місяців тому +1

    2:10: “…may be poor in misfortune….”
    The altar falls apart. Bad omens😂

  • @ZOMBiFOX13
    @ZOMBiFOX13 7 місяців тому +53

    0:31 the taxi nearly let it's intrusive thoughts win.

  • @B5OD
    @B5OD 7 місяців тому +49

    0:56 my favorite bit

  • @BeyondEcho95
    @BeyondEcho95 7 місяців тому

    This was an extra chaotic dose

  • @soni8995
    @soni8995 6 місяців тому +1

    That martial arts practice REALLY had me on high alert. 😶That's some deadly skill.

  • @taylorprodz910
    @taylorprodz910 7 місяців тому +2374

    As someone who doesn’t go to Walmart I see this as an absolute win

    • @EchoesAct5-SlamJam
      @EchoesAct5-SlamJam 7 місяців тому +78

      As someone who works at Walmart I [legally cannot endorse said actions that were taking place in the video.]
      *_they're watching me..._*

    • @ithemooster
      @ithemooster 7 місяців тому +1

      He never fails to entertain us ❤He never fails to entertain us ❤He never fails to entertain us ❤He never fails to entertain us ❤He never fails to entertain us ❤He never fails to entertain us ❤He never fails to entertain us ❤

    • @Seago16
      @Seago16 7 місяців тому +1

      ???

    • @AliM-kl5rp
      @AliM-kl5rp 7 місяців тому +2

      Bot

    • @visualverbs
      @visualverbs 7 місяців тому +66

      It's stealing, and you're part of the problem.

  • @deadfr0g
    @deadfr0g 7 місяців тому +58

    Daily Dose: “Later!”
    Me: “See you soon!”
    Daily Dose: “Goodbye.”
    Me: “Oh no... Am I dying?”

  • @MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis
    @MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis 6 місяців тому +1

    1:22 Looks like the 4th of July! Makes me want a hot dog REAL BAD.

  • @Ra1n0nY0u
    @Ra1n0nY0u 7 місяців тому

    spongebob kid and patrick parent in the back is the best clip. I love it

  • @yrmthr
    @yrmthr 7 місяців тому +461

    Always wondered why detergents aren't sealed. Seems too easy for someone to pour poison or something else in

    • @poopandfartjokes
      @poopandfartjokes 7 місяців тому

      Poison? 🤦‍♂️

    • @werdwerdus
      @werdwerdus 7 місяців тому +24

      probably because it doesn't happen enough to be worthwhile. I'm sure if it started happening often enough then they manufacturer would change it

    • @BigFatJuicyMonkies
      @BigFatJuicyMonkies 7 місяців тому +165

      If you're drinking detergent without poison you've already messed up.

    • @lionobama1397
      @lionobama1397 7 місяців тому +76

      Pour poison? Drats, now I can't drink the laundry detergent or else I'll get poisoned!

    • @1957mrbill
      @1957mrbill 7 місяців тому +45

      laundry detergent is already poisonous.

  • @Linker2A03
    @Linker2A03 7 місяців тому +37

    2:31
    “That is the end of this video…”
    That is the end of that slide, too. 😂

  • @frxsty_xs
    @frxsty_xs 7 місяців тому

    woah that actually scared me when you said goodbye- i havent heard that before.

  • @dfazen89
    @dfazen89 7 місяців тому

    1:57 is nightmare fuel lol every time I have to work on plumbing in a customers house I have something similar to this intrude into my mind 😣

  • @DBSchnitzel
    @DBSchnitzel 7 місяців тому +55

    1:06 I kinda feel bad for laughing 💀

  • @jameshowlettii761
    @jameshowlettii761 7 місяців тому +170

    That *_"goodbye"_* at the end felt personal. Whatever I've done to upset you I'm sorry
    😭🙏

  • @BACMemesandRoblox
    @BACMemesandRoblox 3 місяці тому

    2:00 dawg that dorm becoming titanic

  • @gabrielathero
    @gabrielathero 7 місяців тому +1

    "emotional support alligator"
    Somebodys gonna need an emotional support ambulance soon.

  • @woofexe4050
    @woofexe4050 7 місяців тому +20

    2:05 One of the worst times to be wearing Crocs

  • @mrmarvelous8015
    @mrmarvelous8015 7 місяців тому +59

    Respect to the groomsman who tried to stop the thing that fell

  • @ghostsofnormmacdonald2446
    @ghostsofnormmacdonald2446 7 місяців тому +3

    2:30 Diabeeto all growed up.

  • @critical_alter1
    @critical_alter1 7 місяців тому

    the pose at 1:43 is amazing

  • @J..F.F..
    @J..F.F.. 7 місяців тому +16

    That baby was makin some Holy water himself 😂

    • @tncorgi92
      @tncorgi92 7 місяців тому +3

      And it's just as effective as the water they pretend has magical powers

    • @crazyhairsinger
      @crazyhairsinger 7 місяців тому

      ​@@tncorgi92 No need to insult people over their beliefs. Chill out.

  • @jinxtsl1015
    @jinxtsl1015 7 місяців тому +185

    As a wedding florist, that falling arbour gave me SEVERE anxiety - Windy wedding days are the WORST, so often sandbags and tent pegs come in handy if they can XD (Also great video as always!!! Love ur stuff DDOI

    • @vincentdreemurr
      @vincentdreemurr 7 місяців тому +2

      why are they not covered on the other side

    • @OnlyTwoShoes
      @OnlyTwoShoes 7 місяців тому +15

      You're supposed to have a 4x4 post running up the center of the pillars, which is secured by a weighted base, but I guess they cheaped out.

    • @madfisch473
      @madfisch473 7 місяців тому +5

      not right on the “poor in misfortunes” line too 😭😭

    • @Billoboy777
      @Billoboy777 6 місяців тому +3

      @@madfisch473right? I wouldve had to reschedule the whole wedding 😂

  • @lovinalakatua8633
    @lovinalakatua8633 7 місяців тому

    no, THANK YOU FOR MAKING SUCH WONDERFUL VIDS FOR US😁

  • @noodengr3three825
    @noodengr3three825 7 місяців тому +44

    After buying dishwasher tablets at Walmart and finding the container only half full i am about ready to do what the guy did with the laundry detergent

    • @poro9084
      @poro9084 6 місяців тому +9

      you mean that you steal from other? so someone will buy that packahe YOU stole from and get nothing?

    • @noodengr3three825
      @noodengr3three825 6 місяців тому +8

      @@poro9084 I think they would figure out by weight there was nothing in there. The biggest thing that bothered me was the total waste of packaging. The container was twice as big as it needed to be

    • @BostonCream959
      @BostonCream959 6 місяців тому

      ​@@noodengr3three825 and still you are only paying for what's written on the bottle. Everything else is stealing.

    • @RongDMemer
      @RongDMemer 6 місяців тому

      ​@@poro9084people are smart enough to know which is empty and which isn't

    • @dcaneil9565
      @dcaneil9565 6 місяців тому +4

      The way I see it is the company is scamming us knowing damn well it's not full and trying to sell half a product at full price

  • @SirXtra
    @SirXtra 7 місяців тому +49

    1:32
    Patrick: Careful spongebob, careful spongebob, careful spongebob, CAREFUL SPONGEBOB!!!!!!
    SpongeBob: SHUT UP PATRICK, SHUT THE F*CK UP
    Patrick: AUUOUOUOO

    • @CJBoxyeet
      @CJBoxyeet 7 місяців тому +1

      😂

    • @HeronimusBilly
      @HeronimusBilly 7 місяців тому

      Haha 🤣🤣

    • @sul41m
      @sul41m 7 місяців тому

      I was looking for this one

  • @steelymanfan7276
    @steelymanfan7276 7 місяців тому +52

    I can smell 150 comments making jokes of taco bell 2:06

    • @timeblade
      @timeblade 7 місяців тому +2

      Best comment

    • @brendakarna6174
      @brendakarna6174 7 місяців тому +1

      This clip is actually from a Snapchat story of the university I attend. It was really funny because they had to close the the receptionist desk on the first floor due to flooding.

  • @jacobmeis1249
    @jacobmeis1249 4 місяці тому

    the slide got me!

  • @billymillions
    @billymillions 7 місяців тому +1

    That "Goodbye" felt too final, like, are you giving up on us and no longer bringing us OUR daily dose of internet?

  • @Art.and.Hamsters
    @Art.and.Hamsters 7 місяців тому +34

    The way he just said “Goodbye” like he was done with life 😂

  • @loosewire6718
    @loosewire6718 7 місяців тому +19

    Hearing him not say “I’ll see you very very soon, Later” made me feel like he’s upset or just going through a lot and I hope hes okay

  • @TheRealYgrek
    @TheRealYgrek 7 місяців тому

    1:30 was that in the Netherlands by any chance? If so I actually saw tgis from afar and assumed it had to be fireworks, but only thing I saw was just red lights brightening up the sky and ocasional exposions in the distance. The first two bangs scared the living shit out of me

  • @31Troll69
    @31Troll69 7 місяців тому +53

    1:32 omg the original, yippeeeeee

    • @llumini.
      @llumini. 7 місяців тому +9

      Careful SpongeBob.

    • @GetRidOfHandles
      @GetRidOfHandles 7 місяців тому

      @@llumini.SHUT UP PATRICK

    • @MartinCruz-cv7ve
      @MartinCruz-cv7ve 7 місяців тому +5

      ​@@llumini.CAREFUL SpongeBob

    • @AmissPants
      @AmissPants 7 місяців тому +3

      ​C A R E F U L S P O N G E B O B

    • @Clover298
      @Clover298 7 місяців тому

      SHUT UP PATRICK!!!!!

  • @ahabadrift2841
    @ahabadrift2841 7 місяців тому +45

    Seeing Gritty dance around with Wally bumped up my serotonin levels.

    • @chwenhoou
      @chwenhoou 7 місяців тому +2

      If I made a petition to make Gritty our nation's mascot, would anyone sign it?

    • @voice_0f_reason
      @voice_0f_reason 7 місяців тому

      ​@@chwenhoouno, it's bad enough he's my city's mascot...

  • @surprisegoblin2628
    @surprisegoblin2628 7 місяців тому +1

    hearing "goodbye" at the end mentally hit me like a truck, I was dazed for a moment lol.

  • @peterawaits28
    @peterawaits28 Місяць тому

    The goodbye caught me by surprise

  • @TTabbyTT
    @TTabbyTT 7 місяців тому +21

    The fireworks truck going off like a level complete in a racing game had me laughing so hard.

    • @ryanbauer3680
      @ryanbauer3680 7 місяців тому +1

      You mean like a Clutch Nixon challenge in Far Cry 5?

  • @kelseyjaffer
    @kelseyjaffer 7 місяців тому +56

    Naiah looked so bored with whatever those other kids were doing. She had to show them how it's done! 😂

  • @tianmv8458
    @tianmv8458 5 місяців тому

    1:31 I like how patrick standing there like "try your best, spongebob"

  • @malachicampbell4125
    @malachicampbell4125 2 місяці тому

    that back flip was crazy

  • @KeebeThePlush
    @KeebeThePlush 7 місяців тому +17

    I was caught off guard by the ending saying goodbye so soon since I’m used to hearing, “hopefully I made your day, just a little bit better”

    • @ibo123
      @ibo123 7 місяців тому +1

      "later"