Christina, your curation of tik toks is a wonderful antidote to the overproduction of what social media has become. Thank you for this palette cleanser.
That Disney one is absolutely brutal. I can’t tell if she knows she has a severe issue and doesn’t care, or if she doesn’t know. But she’s unfortunately on a 1 way train to a very short life
“It’s all daytime……… Still…….. The entire time it’s daytime……” The genuine disbelief and shock in the way that sentence was uttered made me spit out my coffee. I was thinking something nearly identical but without the genius delivery.
Nooo thanks to that China wall walk crap. That beehive was sweet! I remember climbing up a friend's roof and jumping off the peak of the second floor to a big gymnast cushion thing. That was dumb lol
Listen, I’m sorta a fat dude, lil bigger than Tom. And I swear that Disney chick ate more in that day than I did this entire week. Swear to god. That video make u proud to be an American lol
I will never get over nadav being on the cool guy wall 😂😂😂😂 i wish yhey would have him back as a guest on the show for an update and reunion with him! Or if they arent cool like that then spill all the real tea!
1:16 Our closest relatives, chimpanzees spend about 7 hours a day eating. It is a job. The advent of cooking freed up alot more time for humans to do other things like making civilization and podcasts.
Guy in the jungle is surrounded by a beautiful place in nature in a home that he's building himself. Not to mention all the animals and peace. Think Tom and Christina forgot some people do put in plumbing and build their own home.
This highlight is 7 days old and there are only 115 (now 116) comments. More proof that the curse of no more Nadav is just beginning to hit it's stride. Only now do I realize that a lot of the times that I was laughing,it was because Nadav was laughing. Maybe that's why he bailed. He couldn't laugh on command anymore. Proof that the art of the fake laugh is nothing to laugh about.
He was great in fallout
Agreed. He's good on every podcast I've ever seen him on as well. I'm starting to think the kid gots what it takes lol
@@Jeremycook_ kid is almost a senior citizen
Prediction : that medicine he took is not turning him into ghoul but a super mutant
@@kahnatohru1906 I realize that. It was said in jest
@@Jeremycook_ oops my mistake then
Christina, your curation of tik toks is a wonderful antidote to the overproduction of what social media has become. Thank you for this palette cleanser.
Christina's Curations are the highlight of every episode.
Tim doing impressions of his kids always gets me. 😂😂
Just in case anyone was curious about the Disney Adults Calorie count. Here ya go:
10oz Raspberry Lemonade: ~135 calories
Daisy Dog: ~400 calories (average)
Side of chips: ~150 calories
Cheesy Pizza Flop Over: ~550 calories (average)
Orange Drink (10oz): ~135 calories (average)
10oz Raspberry Lemonade: ~135 calories
Tiana's Palace Beignet: ~225 calories (average)
House Gumbo: ~350 calories (average)
Ham and Cheese Slider: ~275 calories (average)
6 Harbor Galley Cookies: ~1050 calories (average)
Chicken Tender Basket: ~875 calories (average)
Funnel Cake with Whipped Cream and Strawberry Compote: ~900 calories (average)
Strawberry Dole Whip Ice Cream: ~225 calories (average)
Total: ~5580 calories
It's wild to see it laid out like that.
1050 calories for 6 cookies? Holy fuc*ing sh*t
What would the price be? Really curious
Oh lord! That's insane. Thanks for listing it - I needed this horror laugh!
Thank you, doing God's work out here in the comments
how is pemberton like 45 years old but looks like a 20 year old does he have the same thing as andy milonakis
That Disney one is absolutely brutal. I can’t tell if she knows she has a severe issue and doesn’t care, or if she doesn’t know. But she’s unfortunately on a 1 way train to a very short life
And they must be spending so much money eating all day, who has that kind of dosh??
@@FourthExile right??
@@FourthExileShe’s sponsored by big sleep apnea and compression socks
@@FallbackNkillEm 😂😂😂
She might be a powerlifter a strongman... with that diet.
Gotta offset the 10,000 calories sugary garbage with a gogo squeeze 🤣
Basically health food
The look Tom gave Christina when she couldn’t think of the word “gate” had me dying.
Johnny is my favorite person you have invited on the show!
I had no idea he was so funny!
I’m not sure who he is but I’m a fan after this!
Christina is the only reason I downloaded tiktok
What’s your account so we can all join
I miss when Tina's TikTok featured cool guys.
yeah that was peak curations
Johnny is the best at making Christina laugh! Like snorting jeans pissing laugh every time he's on.
Pemberton is hilarious, thanks for having him on!
“It’s all daytime……… Still…….. The entire time it’s daytime……”
The genuine disbelief and shock in the way that sentence was uttered made me spit out my coffee. I was thinking something nearly identical but without the genius delivery.
Being a preschool teacher is just being a psych ward tech and just stopping attempted un alivings of themselves and people around them.
All kidding aside, that Disney girl caused me to add a mile to my morning jog when I first saw it a couple months ago. Terrifying.
Johnny suddenly made Christina and Tom want to call home and check in on the kids.
10:23 this face is the face of professor klump 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 thank you for the nostalgia nutty professor cosplay
Wild to think Johnny is 42 years old (3 years less than Tom).
Louisiana native here, that “Beignet” at DisneyLand looked terrible!
Hi i love you, you are loved , by me, i would never hurt you because i love you, i will cherish your corpse
That big girl taking little bites like we don't know how she really be eating off camera 😭😭😭
best pod ever
“I’m gonna show you a sword!” 🤣
Can y’all please restock some of the Garth shirts! Also we need one that says “Cool stuff. Neat stuff.slick stuff.”
I have a great idea. Let’s get a bee hive half indoors. That way when someone cuts the grass next to the house they get to risk their life
I fuckin literally spit coffee all over my computer screen at 10:14 when he said "oh the rope that was dropped after that"
glad to see Ellen finally made the transition. good for it !
Nooo thanks to that China wall walk crap.
That beehive was sweet!
I remember climbing up a friend's roof and jumping off the peak of the second floor to a big gymnast cushion thing. That was dumb lol
Every now and then you guys make me pee my pants 😂😮
I forgot how much I loved Johnny Pemberton riffing off the dome. Just so you know
Listen, I’m sorta a fat dude, lil bigger than Tom. And I swear that Disney chick ate more in that day than I did this entire week. Swear to god. That video make u proud to be an American lol
Peanut! Comic genius. Love ya guy
Late to the cult cracked me up he is under rated
@5:18 toms inner monologue " i dont fuckin care if they get sliced, one less whiny nepo baby"
😂 lmfao yo I read this as it happened 😂 crying
He’s so funny in superstore
Bo is my fav character for sure haha.
I will never get over nadav being on the cool guy wall 😂😂😂😂 i wish yhey would have him back as a guest on the show for an update and reunion with him! Or if they arent cool like that then spill all the real tea!
That last part made me think of ahone Alone 2
15:37 That guy has definitely cornered a little girl in an alleyway a time or two
When are you announcing Johnny's podcast?
Christina has the same fyp as anyone else 😂
I need the number of the girl who eats a lot with the glasses so we can start a diabetes and kidneys treatment right away
"It's not my fault I can't lose weight!" "I'm healthy!"
Oh sorry mommy I didn’t know a machete is considered a knife lol
"It's not abject poverty, it's a tiny homeTM!"
Him and Dax would be awesome!! Any content with the both of em would be dope
That woman eating, I was so fucking shocked, every time I hoped she was done, she wasnt.
Tom needs to make a disney castle video
He he went to Cafe Dumont at 1:00am ? 😂😂😂what a liar 😂😂😂
11:10 New Orleans loves ya Johnny!
1:16 Our closest relatives, chimpanzees spend about 7 hours a day eating. It is a job. The advent of cooking freed up alot more time for humans to do other things like making civilization and podcasts.
Inadvertent suicide watch! 😂
Just curious what she thinks a "hinge" is?
Not sure if he knows he’s doing it, but Johnny making fun of the I love you guy sounds so much like Glendale Gary
Omg she ate as much as the bear
In a follow-up video she actually flew to Russia and ate the bear, then ate all the bears food, then ate the bears trainer.
Bears are generally really sweet if they’re domesticated and they trust you. A lot like a pit bull or other aggressive dogs.
Except dogs have thousands of years of domestication bred into them whereas bears are still completely wild animals
A lot of child stars end up pretty bad in their adult years, so it's good to see the kid from MAD magazine still working.
DISNEY DUMP😂 OH SNAP CHRISTINA ALL LOL
LITERALLY DIDNT REALIZE HE WAS TJE GUY FROM FALLOUT LOL
15:55 Oneness. You are him and I am you.
16:35 He sounds like Glendale Gary 😂😂
I see that big girl all on IG reels. Like do you ever cook your food?
She'd be cooking 12hours per day 🤣 that was legit like 7-8000 calories
Double pipe classic is the best name for a plumbing company.
That girl ate so much food! Had to have been 10,000 calories
*Christina's Curations*
(emotional)
Rope drop by a rope dropper 😂
I love you guy looks like the heavens gate guy.
Guy in the jungle is surrounded by a beautiful place in nature in a home that he's building himself. Not to mention all the animals and peace. Think Tom and Christina forgot some people do put in plumbing and build their own home.
16 meals total counting the drinks
I know bears have eaten whole people, which is, I think, a bit more than that bowl.
But if you give it the bowl first, it will only eat 95% of you, dummy...
What forests has Christina been in where there's so many sheep just roaming around. that bears can eat a sheep a day.
17:18 Malcolm McDowell must really need money
That Girl had 15,000 calories in 1 day 😮
I'm home here now, try it out. If you touch my camera through the fence I will have 4 strokes to clean up.
Fudge! I saw Johnny and Christina. I got excited until I saw that guy. Now I'm too poor to watch.
Plumbing services name ……. “Cloggers”
Tom laughs but if Rogan started crawling Tom would as well.
Every kind of bear are also cannibals
Id bet money one of T & C's kids ends up trans for clout
How did he not say plumberton?
Pretty sure that bear had no teeth
This highlight is 7 days old and there are only 115 (now 116) comments. More proof that the curse of no more Nadav is just beginning to hit it's stride. Only now do I realize that a lot of the times that I was laughing,it was because Nadav was laughing. Maybe that's why he bailed. He couldn't laugh on command anymore. Proof that the art of the fake laugh is nothing to laugh about.
Plumb and Plumber…
I’m gonna need a freak to spend the time too add up how many calories the Disney lady ate.
Johnny is the youngest looking 43 year old I’ve ever seen (actual age) lmao
❤ DOUBLE DISNEY DUMP PLEASE🎉🎉🎉😢
That may literally have been 10k+ calories
Looks like Justin Gaethje’s younger dorky brother lol
Im actually jealous of the dude living in the jungle for $4,000
Why is Matthew Modine saying he loves me?!?!? WTF?!?!
Johnny Pemberton sounds uncannily like Sam Seder
Jack Johnson does the monkey stuff
I love you man made me feel worse not better.
Tommy invented the nose sigh.
20:46 … I … love … me.
Damn, I did it wrong.
Has he ever met a plumber?
I love you
IT’S GARBAGE DAY TODAY
Idk why the guest reminds of Daniel Larson lol like a fully normal Daniel tho