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  • @doomdude3034
    @doomdude3034 2 роки тому +97

    I love how he always picks the option that implies you're rich, mans does not wanna go back

  • @BeniPls
    @BeniPls 2 роки тому +579

    This guy knows how to pick good choices in a difficult dilemma

  • @m.e.h.8304
    @m.e.h.8304 2 роки тому +179

    Chooses something, explains that his choice is good by the fact that he can go to the army and one tap everyone. His ways are beyond our understanding.

    • @Xtrendence
      @Xtrendence 2 роки тому +24

      I like how he does that every time a choice involves having power. As Zeus, you could fly around, morph into different shit etc. But his go-to is to be Shroud IRL.

    • @Robert-fc9xz
      @Robert-fc9xz 2 роки тому +3

      @@Xtrendence Shroud monkaW

    • @RIP_ZYZZ1738
      @RIP_ZYZZ1738 Рік тому

      @@Xtrendence Shroud is arguably scarier

    • @vaxui
      @vaxui Рік тому

      @@Xtrendence and also fuck every woman in your eyesight, cant forget about that

  • @Ockto_
    @Ockto_ 2 роки тому +132

    The whole conversation at 14:53 is just the plot of the Eldian Empire.
    X is the Founding Titan monkaW

  • @aggiesteel815
    @aggiesteel815 2 роки тому +249

    I cannot stop laughing at 28:36! Imagine trying to understand what he’s saying without reading it yourself

    • @phantom8699
      @phantom8699 2 роки тому +3

      ??

    • @phantom8699
      @phantom8699 2 роки тому +5

      No shit he’s not actually trying to make himself understandable? A lot of ppl do that when reading something ina situation like that? How is that funny, american humour aware

    • @kingmotion5416
      @kingmotion5416 2 роки тому +75

      @@phantom8699 you ok?

    • @Okayokayokayokayoh
      @Okayokayokayokayoh 2 роки тому +52

      @@phantom8699 you ok?

    • @KezJUNGLIST
      @KezJUNGLIST 2 роки тому +8

      @@phantom8699 no?.................

  • @ForTheOmnissiah
    @ForTheOmnissiah Рік тому +11

    The Trump vs. Rosie roast had me crying omfg it just didn't stop. Multiple critical hits.

  • @shady6281
    @shady6281 2 роки тому +94

    It’s the best when he picks one and then he argues for the other 😂

  • @TheSpiritedFendron
    @TheSpiritedFendron 2 роки тому +104

    31:19 made me shed a tear

  • @lonestar5819
    @lonestar5819 2 роки тому +292

    this guy is so entertaining for 35:22 minutes, he should stream on twitch

    • @btr4yd
      @btr4yd 2 роки тому +22

      ♻️♻️♻️

    • @Discoverers
      @Discoverers 2 роки тому +6

      @@btr4yd this guy is so entertaining for 35:22 minutes, he should stream on twitch

    • @btr4yd
      @btr4yd 2 роки тому +1

      @@Discoverers imagine 🤡

    • @tingledinkle
      @tingledinkle 2 роки тому +15

      @@btr4yd imagine dragons….that you can take to war

    • @Osayed
      @Osayed 2 роки тому +1

      @@tingledinkle this comment got me good

  • @tobzen7
    @tobzen7 2 роки тому +40

    For some reason I was dying whenever he brought up War in every Scenario because it's that dumb 😂

  • @siddharthanand6882
    @siddharthanand6882 Рік тому +9

    14:40 start of all the war stuff
    19:40
    20:20
    20:40
    26:20
    31:20

  • @ItsKryptick
    @ItsKryptick 2 роки тому +23

    I am fucking crying at that Trump interview holy shit

    • @qlus
      @qlus 2 роки тому +8

      ultimate based man

  • @flookie7685
    @flookie7685 2 роки тому +64

    This guy knows how to breathe oxygen, eat food, and occupy space in this time space continuum. Very inspiring.

  • @aliyaperetch8016
    @aliyaperetch8016 2 роки тому

    Saw clips n was waiting 4 this vod, thx

  • @midtierjesus
    @midtierjesus 2 роки тому +20

    12:56 Sigma lore
    14:54 AOT lore

  • @twiggy1253
    @twiggy1253 2 роки тому +8

    Love how the video ends when chat tells him to wipe

  • @BigPrickBee
    @BigPrickBee 2 роки тому +6

    Xqc feeling Xtra courageous wanting to go to war today. Gigachad

  • @nevize6660
    @nevize6660 2 роки тому +7

    "she talks like a truck driver"
    im dead💀

  • @sarou3457
    @sarou3457 2 роки тому +1

    that tame impala song at 18:50 been stuck in my head for some time and now i hear it here too

  • @hunter00143
    @hunter00143 2 роки тому +27

    Holy fuuuck that Trump clip I'm dead

    • @SkegAudio
      @SkegAudio 2 роки тому +6

      My president FeelsStrongMan

    • @xx_1dreamstanlegend_xx422
      @xx_1dreamstanlegend_xx422 2 роки тому +5

      @@SkegAudio yikes

    • @bicepbrah8179
      @bicepbrah8179 Рік тому

      @@xx_1dreamstanlegend_xx422 Yikes? Now u have a schizophrenic old man with dementia who can't ride a bike, can't walk up stairs and can't speak as a president.

  • @shady6281
    @shady6281 2 роки тому +5

    8:44 oh no hes gonna gamble his blue kids money!

  • @NinjaPickle
    @NinjaPickle 2 роки тому +3

    28:00 As someone who lives in Mobile Alabama, the literal rainiest city in the U.S., that also typically suffers 80-90° summers every year, I live less exaggerated versions of both options constantly. I'd easily take the rain though, the 90° summers with how humid it is where I live are pretty terrible, meanwhile I love rain because it helps me sleep and it's beautiful

    • @mahari893
      @mahari893 Рік тому

      MF LIVES IN ALABAMA LMAOOOOOOOO

  • @ThereWillBeAChange
    @ThereWillBeAChange 2 роки тому +9

    It IS bad to be a gay

    • @yes8517
      @yes8517 2 роки тому +6

      Grow up

    • @ramirez4456
      @ramirez4456 2 роки тому +1

      True

    • @ramirez4456
      @ramirez4456 2 роки тому +4

      @@yes8517 no you grow up. He's just saying the truth

    • @yes8517
      @yes8517 2 роки тому +3

      @@ramirez4456 njah being homophobic is not the truth

    • @flexgaming6840
      @flexgaming6840 2 роки тому

      It is and xqc used to make fun of them just 2 years now but he changed to fit his audiance who is probably full of them 🙂

  • @sxppy-9991
    @sxppy-9991 2 роки тому +27

    Xqc would rather be 3 stories tall than 10 feet when he said he would have to be fighting gravity smh💀

    • @rayafk8502
      @rayafk8502 2 роки тому +24

      I feel like that’s so huge it’s a given that the scenario would ignore the health problems. 10 feet is realistic enough that the health problems would come with it.

    • @happymolecule8894
      @happymolecule8894 2 роки тому +20

      Because its assumed that 10 feet tall would be like a normal 10 feet human. Same organ size. But with 3 stories it's assumed that your organs and other body parts also grow to match.

    • @Ghost-bp7dp
      @Ghost-bp7dp 2 роки тому

      @@happymolecule8894 Yeah you'd be a fuckinj kaiju

    • @CluelessCarter
      @CluelessCarter 2 роки тому

      the other option is be an inch tall, which a person could step on you and easily kill you. Being 3 stories tall, although there would be health risks at the very least you would at least live for a certain amount of years before death. The question is really die now or die in a few years.

    • @ringojuice5673
      @ringojuice5673 2 роки тому

      Real life ereh jeager AYAYA

  • @bro...5849
    @bro...5849 2 роки тому +43

    Where’s the one where it asks if he would date someone that looks 12 or looks 70

    • @mmr4342
      @mmr4342 2 роки тому +1

      Clueless surely he wont get cancelled over a fucking would you rather question

    • @BrntBiscuit
      @BrntBiscuit 2 роки тому +4

      Sounds like an easy question 🤠

    • @andreabenton7798
      @andreabenton7798 2 роки тому

      @Krioque
      BIGBRAIN

    • @campfireofdreams758
      @campfireofdreams758 2 роки тому +17

      He answered "12" and that's the right answer. Debate me

    • @luxeayt6694
      @luxeayt6694 2 роки тому

      @@campfireofdreams758 12= pedo. 70 = not pedo. You choose.

  • @jesthebin1595
    @jesthebin1595 2 роки тому +2

    *starts explaining Attack on Titan*

  • @seta1346
    @seta1346 2 роки тому +4

    10:00 my mans actually forgot the existence of palms

  • @caiodavi9829
    @caiodavi9829 2 роки тому +6

    21:55 technically, if you did shut off gravity for a day, the earth wouldnt orbit the sun anymore, and we would eventually die from cold

    • @doug4431
      @doug4431 2 роки тому

      Yeah we’d all be fucked. No gravity means we die almost immediately.

    • @richardinis
      @richardinis Рік тому +1

      TECHNICALLY 🤓

  • @chickentender-_-3905
    @chickentender-_-3905 Рік тому +3

    He is unaware of the gunshot survival rate vs stabbing survival rate

  • @user-hl4sn4ft5j
    @user-hl4sn4ft5j 2 роки тому +2

    25:27 "hey can you unload/ load the dishwasher"

  • @CHEDDAHD
    @CHEDDAHD 2 роки тому

    its funny when chat spams the :D and :) emote back and forth lol

  • @deoccupyhawaii6268
    @deoccupyhawaii6268 2 роки тому +4

    The smurf baby scheme was so genuine, he's a legitimate money goblin 👺

    • @phantom8699
      @phantom8699 2 роки тому

      I mean u don’t want a clapped kid

    • @phantom8699
      @phantom8699 2 роки тому

      That means u have a clapped wife

  • @shady6281
    @shady6281 2 роки тому +3

    This guy really wants a war

  • @VoiceOfMaster
    @VoiceOfMaster 4 місяці тому +1

    The music goes hard af

  • @adamgarner4149
    @adamgarner4149 Рік тому +2

    2:15 bro lmao we all know you would instantly choose blue. xQc always worried about being cancelled haha. Also 3:40 is the easiest question ever for guys. It's a dream come true.

  • @toastibread5357
    @toastibread5357 Рік тому

    I died when he said more in the future.

  • @jakubnachtmann0007
    @jakubnachtmann0007 2 роки тому +4

    The jedi vs Hogwards thing definitely jedi I mean force healing alone can cure like everything plus then all the other perks

    • @phantom8699
      @phantom8699 2 роки тому +2

      🤓🤓

    • @Kitarinki
      @Kitarinki 2 роки тому

      For real, glad I'm not the only one who thought of that 😩🖐🏻

  • @bagz1420
    @bagz1420 2 роки тому +28

    This guy knows how to go to war

    • @btr4yd
      @btr4yd 2 роки тому

      ♻️♻️♻️

  • @luckyducky9669
    @luckyducky9669 2 роки тому +1

    dude more people support iron man in the marvel civil war...that's the thing I'm most surprised about

  • @beaner3509
    @beaner3509 2 роки тому +2

    0:36 i’ll be rich with Ryan Reynolds

  • @darkslayer54278
    @darkslayer54278 2 роки тому +2

    28:02 the 2nd one is already a reality in california

  • @phoenixsdg
    @phoenixsdg Рік тому

    i like how every answer was money related

  • @Breadn
    @Breadn 2 роки тому +4

    I think I'll sue her because it'll be fun." GIGACHAD

  • @hurlerbeets7848
    @hurlerbeets7848 2 роки тому +9

    how does every answer lead him to winning a war lmao

  • @katycookson2900
    @katycookson2900 Рік тому

    "manipulate them to a crisp" LOL idk why that's so funny to me

  • @kazap6690
    @kazap6690 2 роки тому +6

    90% of his choices were about money lmao, once you are rich you want more, thats how it works I guess

  • @calebramat7649
    @calebramat7649 2 роки тому

    Man brought up war alot lmao

  • @mustytoenails7770
    @mustytoenails7770 2 роки тому

    imagine having cancer and being invincible doesnt allow doctors to operator on you.

  • @turtle7125
    @turtle7125 2 роки тому

    0:01 he already lives in isolation

  • @JackTal0s
    @JackTal0s 2 роки тому +4

    Flying like Superman is way better because you don't have to rely on attaching to buildings and other structures

    • @Ghost-bp7dp
      @Ghost-bp7dp 2 роки тому +9

      And you have more raw power and then you go to war and-

    • @koifish528
      @koifish528 2 роки тому

      @@Ghost-bp7dp who would win nanomachines or superman

    • @Ghost-bp7dp
      @Ghost-bp7dp 2 роки тому +1

      @@koifish528 I gotta be honest Supperman wins

    • @Aideno.
      @Aideno. 2 роки тому +1

      Yep. I think Traveling like spiderman only works in big cities with tall buildings

    • @touchingisjustthefirststep
      @touchingisjustthefirststep 2 роки тому

      @@Aideno. New York

  • @dartrow6592
    @dartrow6592 Рік тому

    i like the song in the background hahahah ignite from alan Walker and k391

  • @Jeromepkr
    @Jeromepkr Рік тому

    33:25 moment of silence for all our orphan brothers

  • @pok2269
    @pok2269 10 місяців тому +1

    rain for a month would flood everything though

  • @martinbas1579
    @martinbas1579 2 роки тому +3

    17:07 bruh in the first option your face will start looking like a pancake if it keeps getting hit

  • @u12bdragon
    @u12bdragon Місяць тому

    21:45 you guys don't understand that having gravity shut off for a day would literally kill everybody because the atmosphere would never exist again

  • @momouwu1937
    @momouwu1937 2 роки тому

    If you would rather face your biggest fear once a month than live in isolation, doesn't that make living in isolation your biggest fear? If so, it means your choices would be to face isolation once a month or live in isolation. Such a paradox.

  • @nilionth
    @nilionth Рік тому

    here's the misconception: invincible != immortal. invisible for sure

  • @pWoLiAn
    @pWoLiAn 2 роки тому +4

    this guy knows to go to war and one tap people

  • @mctooch
    @mctooch Рік тому +1

    6:09 I thought it was an EPIC tts... it wasn't, but still funny af

  • @Tox1cAshes
    @Tox1cAshes Рік тому

    5:31 grounded [to death] as in buried alive

  • @TheReal_GigaChad
    @TheReal_GigaChad 2 роки тому +7

    This guy knows how to go to war with it

    • @btr4yd
      @btr4yd 2 роки тому

      ♻️♻️♻️

  • @Natso_1
    @Natso_1 Рік тому +1

    Big bad wolf, get house made of brick ez

  • @somewhatblankpaper1423
    @somewhatblankpaper1423 2 роки тому

    A fun question is this :
    "Would you rather" "Choose red" on Blue case "Choose blue" on Red case

  • @kittylikemebluejay9723
    @kittylikemebluejay9723 2 роки тому +1

    0:07 Alan walker & K-391 song!!

  • @Gachimon2000
    @Gachimon2000 2 роки тому +16

    *"Would you rather lose 20% of your current viewers and gamba or play an actual game and keep all of your current viewers"*
    xQc: **having a siezure** *"must gamba"*

  • @batmon696
    @batmon696 Рік тому

    10 feet tall: your body is fighting against gravity
    3 stories tall: Boom Boom Skerrrt

  • @kaptaan88
    @kaptaan88 2 роки тому

    Why does the music sound like it's on a rollercoaster?

  • @crownedspirit472
    @crownedspirit472 2 роки тому +1

    19:39
    I’d so much rather be wanted, needed is being attached to a necessity and thus being controlled by it. Control leads to slavery, people are choosing being slaves rather than being at peace. I’d rather chose to not live at all over that

  • @romeo3342
    @romeo3342 2 роки тому +29

    xqc's chat always amazes me.

  • @Wesson11
    @Wesson11 2 роки тому

    Philosophy andy but doesn't know Homer's best work, lmfao

  • @MM-vs2et
    @MM-vs2et 2 роки тому

    That second one is literally just Have a hot spouse and but poor, and Have a hot spouse but rich

  • @sealthrux
    @sealthrux Рік тому

    0:52 it is.

  • @noone9239
    @noone9239 2 роки тому +1

    19:45 I want to own 70+ percent of the world

  • @rookiemaster4318
    @rookiemaster4318 2 роки тому +1

    Thanks for the upload, I need to watch something because I can't wrap my head around with Sidhu Moosewala's death💔

  • @Varg390
    @Varg390 2 роки тому

    COME ON BROTHER

  • @bloodwolf2609
    @bloodwolf2609 2 роки тому +1

    8:03 not a single person in chat made fun of the way they spelled League...

  • @theforbiddennerd
    @theforbiddennerd 2 роки тому

    Surprised he didn’t get that classic question, would you rather get an atomic wedgie or get a swirly. Surprised Markipler picked swirly.

  • @eateateateateat
    @eateateateateat 2 роки тому

    “no pc”
    well time to find an actual job now

  • @nilionth
    @nilionth Рік тому +1

    11:20
    hey i mean i doubt we're blood-related, 2 moms for sure

  • @skzcansteponmeandidthankth5333
    @skzcansteponmeandidthankth5333 2 роки тому +1

    not someone in chat going "what new?" 11:00

  • @dr.dumpleng9813
    @dr.dumpleng9813 2 роки тому +2

    Never seen that trump clip before thats funny af

  • @SanguineYoru
    @SanguineYoru Рік тому

    what website is this? i cant find it anywhere online

  • @NemsisGaming
    @NemsisGaming Рік тому

    ma man dont know the force for real

  • @andrewcastro6594
    @andrewcastro6594 2 роки тому

    What song was playing towards the end of the vid

  • @chakepaul846
    @chakepaul846 2 роки тому +1

    1:51 Be black in a wadabuda, or be white in badabuda

    • @stosi
      @stosi Рік тому

      😭😭💀I thought I was the only one who noticed LMAOOO

  • @jipeh
    @jipeh 2 роки тому +1

    and then go to war

  • @ajadace
    @ajadace 2 роки тому +11

    this guy know how to maintain his skincare routine

    • @btr4yd
      @btr4yd 2 роки тому +1

      ♻️♻️♻️

  • @killerbrogaming2845
    @killerbrogaming2845 2 роки тому

    I would use the force to crush your thought before you said Abra cazam

    • @AlR-ol9gh
      @AlR-ol9gh 2 роки тому

      Exactly. I was genuinely annoyed he picked Cucky Potter over being a jedi. The force is way more powerful

  • @user-tx5tx4ty9x
    @user-tx5tx4ty9x Рік тому

    4:20 im eating an almost choked laughing 18:20 i cant with these depressed comments man

  • @Theultramadman
    @Theultramadman 2 роки тому +11

    34:16 that was a nasty shat

    • @mattsmith457
      @mattsmith457 2 роки тому

      bruh what was that soundfont though ⁉

  • @pedyrise
    @pedyrise Рік тому

    21:03 I already eat slat but choice. Pour some in your hand and eat it, goes hard

  • @moni7803
    @moni7803 2 роки тому

    23:52 BUNGEE GUM

  • @jes3d
    @jes3d 2 роки тому +3

    1:45 monkaLaugh

  • @phoenixsdg
    @phoenixsdg Рік тому

    0:40 2012 moment lol

  • @luismolina1495
    @luismolina1495 2 роки тому

    16:33 this f**king chat man 😂🤣🤣

  • @culdlol
    @culdlol Рік тому

    the 2nd one is a win win 0:30

  • @Aric_EPU
    @Aric_EPU 2 роки тому

    That second one was fucking funny, be poor or be gay.

  • @yoboyrexdykes1085
    @yoboyrexdykes1085 2 роки тому +1

    I want xqc to play rlcraft again

  • @ykiikii
    @ykiikii Рік тому

    19:00
    Isn't that literally the same?
    If someone wants me, they obviously also need me...?

  • @NienNienNien
    @NienNienNien 2 роки тому

    Someone in chat said hobbit or elf there both short lmao