my favorite thing about games made specifically for girls is there's never any gameplay other than walking around, talking to people and choosing dialogue. maybe if you're lucky a rhythm game. only a few minutes and it seems like this one checks those boxes so far... edit: yep there's a rhythm game ... why are they all like this. i had a hannah montana game on my ds as a kid that was this same format...
to be fair, there are good games out there based solely on walking around and talking to people. Disco Elysium is a prime example: its a murder mystery game where you're a detective/police officer, its amazing and I wouldn't say it was just made for girls. But I get your point.
@@tori5315 theres also a monster high game for the wii that was this format. ghoul spirit. it was EXACTLY like this except i don't think there was a rhythm game so no gameplay at all. just walking around, filling meters and talking to people to "make relationships". i wonder what people who make these games are thinking sometimes LOL
@@cailieisidro5758 And Micaiah, Mist, and Mia from Fire Emblem Radiant Dawn (Mia is the only one she retains in the mobile game Fire Emblem Heroes); several notable characters in Skyrim, including Irileth, Janessa, Nocturnal, and Night Mother; and probably most notably Rouge the Bat in a lot of Sonic games. And FYI, she's only Lyndis in the Smash Bros games, not Fire Emblem games.
America's Next Top Model on Wii is an interestingly terrible game that I know a lot about. While early weeks show the dev team had ideas, the later weeks really show they didn't want to work on it (they'll create weekly challenges and then create story scenarios for why your character still just does the exact same thing). If you let your hunger go all the way down, you lose the ability to sprint and your walk speed slows down, but that's only going to happen from fitness training. Its supposed to be a balancing act between hunger and fitness, but because fruit doesn't lower your fitness at all, it just becomes a game of binging fruit to keep both meters up. Outfit scoring is heavily biased towards buying clothes from the boutique for that week. There's technically a mechanic to borrow other model's clothes too if you are close with them, but the relationship system is random and somewhat broken. The few times you are able to do it, its usually not beneficial compared to just buying the outfits the game wants you to have. There are story scenarios about your outfits getting sabotaged or you gaining an unfair advantage over other models, but they didn't actually program it to affect gameplay in any way. Your score across the entire game is cumulative iirc, which means that later in the game I think its theoretically possible to softlock yourself based on your performance in prior weeks. The game only keeps one save and it updates constantly, so there's no fixing it. The game is too terrible for me to put in the time to test this though. There's multiple lines of "gossip" dialogue that is kinda funny just because of how little the devs cared about it, some of the dialogue keeps in retakes or line flubs, while other dialogue is just...intentionally something else. Some real examples: "I heard one of the models thought you could only model in 3D studio!" "I heard one of the model's dialogue is badly written." "I heard in order to win the competition we have to throw a magic ring into the volcano in the south." While I wouldn't expect you to be interested enough to play this far, one of the later themes for a week is "seasons." While every single week is exactly the same every playthrough, seasons is either randomized or based on the player character model you choose at the start. As far as I can tell, no one actually knows for sure. I've never seen the outcome for the character you picked, so if you had a different season that would be decently strong evidence to it being not random. My last little fun fact is that the voice actress for the player character is lani minella, whose portfolio for this time period is kind of all over the place. She was lucas in smash bros and rouge the bat. This game isn't very well documented, so I've no speculation on how that came to be.
I didn't actually catch this before, but it seems your boyfriend at the start is tied to your character model as well. In this video, your boyfriend at the start is Brian, but there is also a Daniel and a Thomas. One of the last weeks in the game (spoilers I guess?) has a plot point about your boyfriend cheating on you, but I specifically recall the boyfriend's name being Bernard in that scenario? I'd have to check one of the few completed lets play to be sure.
I replayed this game a few months ago and finally finished it. The OST is amazing. Spoilers for ending: (if you care) When I finished the game, Jack just said "Congratulations! You won!" and my character responded with "I won...?" then the credits rolled. 10/10 ending
I love how Jack literally goes “yeah you sucked sorry” and then time travels you back to the beginning of the week as if he didn’t just casually warp the space-time continuum like it was nothing
This is basically a video game version as to what it’s like to be on The Bachelor or The Bachelorette series. Poof just makes it watchable for all his raging. 😂😂😂
As a former ANTM viewer I want you to finish as your fat fabulous self. I was rooting for you! We were all rooting for you! I also wanna see if they ever recreate any of the insane photoshoots they used to have (with Wii Motion Plus).
Poof is my favorite UA-camr. Once he hit a million he still did his normal thing. Meaning he didn't change it up and kept what he was doing. Same with Danny Gonzalez. They still do the same content and don't change up the stuff. And they still make quality content. Just some UA-camrs where you subscribe for that same reason and then they change the whole platform once they hit a million. That's just me though. If I was a UA-camr maybe I would do the same thing I don't know.
I was trying to figure out who the VA for the main character was as she sounded familiar, turns out she voiced Rouge the Bat and Omochao in Sonic Adventure 2. She also went on to voice some of the Koopalings and PomPom in Mario.
I wonder why his game controls don’t work well?🤔 I bet it has everything to do with him breaking every single Wii remote and controllers in his presence
i had this game when i was like 10 and i spend HOURS playing it through, only for the ending to be the most anticlimatic thing you've ever seen, you just hear you've won and cut to the credit scene, it just feels like they cut development short and released it cause they didnt care anymore
poofesure, the guy known and famous for smashing, throwing, and generally mistreating controllers, genuinely believes the broken controls are the game's fault
Someone: “there’s no such thing as a Wii game that’s about cleaning someone’s dookie out of the canal system.” Literally Poof: “allow me to introduce…”
4:07 how is a singular cookie more unhealthy than a whole greasy cheesy slice of pizza ahahahah 😭 you can’t tell me the lil bit of sugar in the cookie is worse than the carbs n calories n fat in the pizza 😭 the fruit salad probably has even more natural sugars than the cookie HELP
I believe your Nunchuck has a Stickdrift. When you cleaned the Models face at 6:00 the camera was always going up and since you probably didn't press anything when you entered the "Clean your ugly face" minigame. Idk if the camcontroll in girlgames is inverted but if so, your nunchuck might always trigger "backwards" an lighty to the left Edit: Corrected "down" to "up", the camera was actually going up and slighty right.
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thanks to my dude @barelybushy3028 for sending me this game. also shout out to me for being a model
hi poofy bear
Wsp boss! ❤
Poofesure your my favorite UA-camr pls respond
best model ever
Thank god it's not IRL. What a sight that would be. Good Lord!!! lmao!
"great car, eric"
"thank you"
"great car, eric"
"who do you think you are"
Riveting writing there. 😂
"Where are you from Dave?"
"Kazakhstan"
"And what brought you here?"
"An airplane"
Better writing than most modern games.
Or movies. Or TV shows that can't help push an agenda. 😂
Best acting ever 😂😂
@@DubberRuckswhat kind of agenda are you referring to?
@@aaaaanotthebeesBought and Paid for by the Biden Administration
Borat vibes fr
LMAOOOO THE FADE INTO THE FIGHT FUCKING KILLED LMAOO
The title is literally me if I ever went to America’s next top model and tried to participate tbh
this applies to all of us even at the audition 😔
I’m already fat, so it wouldn’t be me getting fat.
Womp womp
@@ChaseJonas75honest question have u ever smashed without payment
work out and eat better idk
my favorite thing about games made specifically for girls is there's never any gameplay other than walking around, talking to people and choosing dialogue. maybe if you're lucky a rhythm game. only a few minutes and it seems like this one checks those boxes so far...
edit: yep there's a rhythm game ... why are they all like this. i had a hannah montana game on my ds as a kid that was this same format...
lol i had the same game
to be fair, there are good games out there based solely on walking around and talking to people. Disco Elysium is a prime example: its a murder mystery game where you're a detective/police officer, its amazing and I wouldn't say it was just made for girls. But I get your point.
@@ClaireGrob yeah i know, never meant to imply this format cant be good just a weird pattern i noticed in these older girl console games
@@tori5315 theres also a monster high game for the wii that was this format. ghoul spirit. it was EXACTLY like this except i don't think there was a rhythm game so no gameplay at all. just walking around, filling meters and talking to people to "make relationships". i wonder what people who make these games are thinking sometimes LOL
Almost like they knew most girls don't play video games
Nipols having the same voice actress as Nancy Drew just makes me want to solve some mysteries
Drew Crew rise up
LMAOOO NANCY
Hello clue crew 👁👁
So that's why her voice was so familiar lol
Lani Minella right?
MY PEOPLE YESSSS
Fun Fact: The woman who voiced the Y/N character in this game also voiced Lucas in the Super Smash Bros. series.
Lani Minella 😭 She was also Pit in SSBB, Lyn from Fire Emblem, Larry, Morton, Wendy, and Lemmy
@@cailieisidro5758 And Micaiah, Mist, and Mia from Fire Emblem Radiant Dawn (Mia is the only one she retains in the mobile game Fire Emblem Heroes); several notable characters in Skyrim, including Irileth, Janessa, Nocturnal, and Night Mother; and probably most notably Rouge the Bat in a lot of Sonic games. And FYI, she's only Lyndis in the Smash Bros games, not Fire Emblem games.
@@copocopocopocopoSoren, always lost in your books
@@coolguy4-ls2gl 👍📚
Really? That's cool.
"I really appreciate your driving me here"
That’s actually grammatically correct btw
@@wodom7758no actually it’s not
@@ashley1919100 It is, in this case "driving" acts as the transitive noun
@@floydthomas5562really? I thought it would just be “I really appreciate YOU driving me here.”
@@floydthomas5562um it sounds really unnatural
“SCISSOR IT OUT” LMFAOOO
It’s how all girls make up.
I was not ready for the fight scene with Vanessa, that almost had me in tears
Ikr in a game like THAT of all places. 🤣
😂😂omg yes
America's Next Top Model on Wii is an interestingly terrible game that I know a lot about. While early weeks show the dev team had ideas, the later weeks really show they didn't want to work on it (they'll create weekly challenges and then create story scenarios for why your character still just does the exact same thing).
If you let your hunger go all the way down, you lose the ability to sprint and your walk speed slows down, but that's only going to happen from fitness training. Its supposed to be a balancing act between hunger and fitness, but because fruit doesn't lower your fitness at all, it just becomes a game of binging fruit to keep both meters up.
Outfit scoring is heavily biased towards buying clothes from the boutique for that week. There's technically a mechanic to borrow other model's clothes too if you are close with them, but the relationship system is random and somewhat broken. The few times you are able to do it, its usually not beneficial compared to just buying the outfits the game wants you to have. There are story scenarios about your outfits getting sabotaged or you gaining an unfair advantage over other models, but they didn't actually program it to affect gameplay in any way.
Your score across the entire game is cumulative iirc, which means that later in the game I think its theoretically possible to softlock yourself based on your performance in prior weeks. The game only keeps one save and it updates constantly, so there's no fixing it. The game is too terrible for me to put in the time to test this though.
There's multiple lines of "gossip" dialogue that is kinda funny just because of how little the devs cared about it, some of the dialogue keeps in retakes or line flubs, while other dialogue is just...intentionally something else. Some real examples: "I heard one of the models thought you could only model in 3D studio!" "I heard one of the model's dialogue is badly written." "I heard in order to win the competition we have to throw a magic ring into the volcano in the south."
While I wouldn't expect you to be interested enough to play this far, one of the later themes for a week is "seasons." While every single week is exactly the same every playthrough, seasons is either randomized or based on the player character model you choose at the start. As far as I can tell, no one actually knows for sure. I've never seen the outcome for the character you picked, so if you had a different season that would be decently strong evidence to it being not random.
My last little fun fact is that the voice actress for the player character is lani minella, whose portfolio for this time period is kind of all over the place. She was lucas in smash bros and rouge the bat. This game isn't very well documented, so I've no speculation on how that came to be.
I didn't actually catch this before, but it seems your boyfriend at the start is tied to your character model as well. In this video, your boyfriend at the start is Brian, but there is also a Daniel and a Thomas. One of the last weeks in the game (spoilers I guess?) has a plot point about your boyfriend cheating on you, but I specifically recall the boyfriend's name being Bernard in that scenario? I'd have to check one of the few completed lets play to be sure.
bad video game lore is amazing ty for this
i think i love you
Thanks fot this
Thank you
"y'now the city is quite beautiful, like me!"
"HAEHAHEAHEAAHE👹👹👹"
I swear poofs best videos are when he plays random games like this
agree
he is funny but this game is soooo boring😭
@@fixxmymind as most of these games are.. they are just super cheaply produced for cheap commercial and ripping off peoples money
@@keisuketakahasi4584 ikik im just saying yk
@@fixxmymindYeah I would never play the game but I like watching him play it lol
I replayed this game a few months ago and finally finished it. The OST is amazing. Spoilers for ending: (if you care)
When I finished the game, Jack just said "Congratulations! You won!" and my character responded with "I won...?" then the credits rolled. 10/10 ending
That's top notch writing for the ending. 🤣 👍
why does this game feel so creepy!? like it has such a creepy empty atmosphere I feel like the girl should be covering her drink 😭
I mean, Poof acting like an incel and saying sexual things to/about every woman in the game is creepy too, if you ask me lol
@foxirelle8841 Can you blame him, though? Women suck.
@@foxirelle8841agreed
@@foxirelle8841It’s more about his immature sense of humor
@@foxirelle8841yeah ive noticed he’s really strange towards female characters in games. once i noticed it i couldnt stop and it weirded me out
I love how Jack literally goes “yeah you sucked sorry” and then time travels you back to the beginning of the week as if he didn’t just casually warp the space-time continuum like it was nothing
@6:15 made me spit my drink out. The valley girl accent was outrageous and I was not expecting it, I’m souperr pritteyy
i played this game constantly as a kid and now rewatching it i’m starting to realize it’s one of the roots of my body image issues 😭😭
Wow that's terrible😕 I guess they were right about the media shaping kids minds
Gotta earn dat money from kids misery~~~ 😎
16:37 This was the last thing I expected to happen 💀
The instructions for the moves makes it even funnier, lmao
5:41
I love studying for my microbiology final exam and suddenly hearing Poof say "Is it true that girls poop let's find out."
14:33 it’s hilarious they didn’t even check to see if they spelled Kazakhstan right 😭
The evil laugh as she trudges down the catwalk killed me lmao
Nipols walking at 12:35 killed me
This is basically a video game version as to what it’s like to be on The Bachelor or The Bachelorette series. Poof just makes it watchable for all his raging. 😂😂😂
10:07 I don’t know why but when poof called cookies “hookies” I just about suffocated from laughing so hard.
The models have Nancy Drew's voice from the computer games lol. Which btw, you should play
this threw me off so much haha
As a former ANTM viewer I want you to finish as your fat fabulous self. I was rooting for you! We were all rooting for you!
I also wanna see if they ever recreate any of the insane photoshoots they used to have (with Wii Motion Plus).
America’s Next Top Model: *rated E-10*
Also America’s Next Top Model: “Are you drunk?”
14:32 I can just imagine Borat being the fitness instructor now
Mah nyem ees Bohrat!
Exactly what I thought
"Mom can we have Mortal Kombat?"
"We have Mortal Kombat at home!"
Mortal Kombat at home: 17:07
This is the quality content we’ve been looking for
Tara Dikov and Smefanye have another competitor👀
TARA DIKOV OMG I totally forgot about her 😭😭
ANOTHER SMEFANYE FAN LET'S GO
SMEFANYYYYYYE! DO DO LI DO DO DO DO
Nobody can top the super hyper-decker robot model Smefanye.
LMAOOOOOOOO YUP
TARAAAAAAA DIKOVVVVVVVV
21:39 Actually you aren't even the first UA-camr to get kicked off in the first week. Gamegrumps lost to this game within the past 6 months.
6:16 the voice acting killed me ☠️
I feel obligated to mention Tara Dikov
i feel obligated to also mention smefanye
The whole food system in this game did not age well.
Poof is my favorite UA-camr. Once he hit a million he still did his normal thing. Meaning he didn't change it up and kept what he was doing. Same with Danny Gonzalez. They still do the same content and don't change up the stuff. And they still make quality content. Just some UA-camrs where you subscribe for that same reason and then they change the whole platform once they hit a million. That's just me though. If I was a UA-camr maybe I would do the same thing I don't know.
The player character's voice is the same from those Nancy Drew PC games I played as a kid! I hope Poof plays one of those someday.
2:20 Poof dressed her like the Sandman from Spiderman 3 💀
I was trying to figure out who the VA for the main character was as she sounded familiar, turns out she voiced Rouge the Bat and Omochao in Sonic Adventure 2. She also went on to voice some of the Koopalings and PomPom in Mario.
i hate that these videos tend to get less views bc the obscure girly wii game videos are one of my faves 😭
I think whoever worked on the animations for this game has never seen a human being move before.
Either that or it's the AI's first attempt at a videogame.
I immediatelly got reminded of Tara Dikov
the sky isn’t real.
If the sky isn’t real, then how did it have a baby?
@@FlashingFireGamesso fucking true. lol.
the sky had a pokemon
i'm confused
How can the sky be real if our eyes aren't? 🧐
Omg I never thought I would’ve seen you play this but it feels so right
Damn poof you missed a chance for a great Borat line when the fitness coach said he was from Kazakhstan
Mah nyem ees Bohrat!
2:03 you say that like him *not* trying to have his way with the models wouldn’t be out of the ordinary.
the fighting and character dialogue really elevate this game
Nancy Drew and the Next Top Model
Real Housewives of Next Top Model
I wonder why his game controls don’t work well?🤔 I bet it has everything to do with him breaking every single Wii remote and controllers in his presence
All the while blaming Beef Boss! Iykyk 😂
stop the title and thumbnail made me laugh so bad at 1am that i have to wait until tomorrow to watch this i know its going to be hilarious. 💀💀
All I know about this show is the clip of the woman yelling at another one and having a breakdown
Which one? There’s hundreds in that show 😭
@@rabbit0.023 good point 😭
@@rabbit0.023 The Tyra Bizarre rant
@rabbit0.023 - which Family Guy parodied by having her turn into a giant lizard 🦎 iirc
As soon as I saw his characters green top and brown pants combo, I knew I was in for a wild ride
the one game poofs actually good at
Actually not 😂😂😂
Saying “Ditto that” to I love you is amazing
i had this game when i was like 10 and i spend HOURS playing it through, only for the ending to be the most anticlimatic thing you've ever seen, you just hear you've won and cut to the credit scene, it just feels like they cut development short and released it cause they didnt care anymore
when he fucked up the catwalk, i literally couldn't breathe i was laughing so much 😂
poofesure, the guy known and famous for smashing, throwing, and generally mistreating controllers, genuinely believes the broken controls are the game's fault
Part 2 should be him actually trying to win😂
0:19 NOT ONLY ARE THEY 4 OPTIONS, but they all have the same face 😭😭😭
poofesure laughing at a cookie will never not be funny
Girls don’t poop btw
Yeah our stomach acids are actually just acid and it dissolves everything instantly.
I think nipols ate beef boss’s brother
I'm still laughing at when Poof fed Beef Boss a burger and he died. 🤣 💀
"THAT'S CANNIBALISM!"
Bros the goat even though he ate the entire country of Argentina, he’s Ms. Argentina now
Poofesure is the best model we just didn’t know it until now
He's the model we never knew we needed. 😂
the last thing i expected from this game is the main character to be voiced by Lani Minella so colour me surprised when I hear nancy drew.
The panel judge ‘Victoria’ is the voice of Irileth in Skyrim, which was released a year after this game, what an upgrade😂
the main character in this game sounds like the same voice actor who did all the nancy drew pc games
14:56 “it’s all about Escalades” -poofesure 2024
Poof is the most girly pop of all ❤
3:51 he sounds like an excited toddler
i was literally thinking of this game the other dayy this made my night
PUTTING A FAST FOOD RESTAURANT ON A MODELING ISLAND AND THE NPC TELLING YOU THE FOOD ISN'T HEALTHY IS SO DIABOLICAL LMAOOO
7:26 the laugh caught me so off guard 😭😭😭
omg I miss this show, why is there a video game for everything show from the 2000s
OMGGGGGGG that's the person who voiced Nancy Drew!
Hearing Lani Minella's voice come out of the main character is always so jarring! I can only hear her as Nancy Drew haha
I LOST your shit when your character started fighting that other girl and the Wii nunchuck command was DRAG 😭 💀
Someone: “there’s no such thing as a Wii game that’s about cleaning someone’s dookie out of the canal system.”
Literally Poof: “allow me to introduce…”
After watching Game Grumps play this, I am NOT used to seeing her face where a deep, dark void should be.
"It's up to you as Nipols Drew"
So you played a poofesure life sim?
new speed run category: Get Eliminated from American’s Next Top Model
The model’s VO actress plays Nancy drew in the point and click games, threw me off so much 😭
not the eating disorders
It's like an AI made this game
Thank you! That dialogue was just awful to listen to. Like the AI got its first game maker and this is what it came up with.
12:45 seeing a guy play this game is so funny 😂 love his laugh
Everyone constantly top-rocking is hilarious
Best part of this whole game is when they leave in a re-read of a line, they just didn't care
Those are some of my favourite moments; when lines are left in because they... just... don't... care!
7:25 Poofs laugh tho 😂😅😂😅
THIS WAS MY FAVORITE GAME AS A KID OH MY GOD
same level of nostalgia as when you played the dream girls sleepover game 😭😭😭
goddd i played this game as a kid and its so nostalgic to see again. but also it HURTS to see you not know what you're doing ahaha
why did you upload this at 11:11 PM EST
None of the models are fuller figured suggests a lot about the makers
This game is too realistic. 😭
I lost my sense of touch with reality. 💀 🫥
4:07 how is a singular cookie more unhealthy than a whole greasy cheesy slice of pizza ahahahah 😭 you can’t tell me the lil bit of sugar in the cookie is worse than the carbs n calories n fat in the pizza 😭 the fruit salad probably has even more natural sugars than the cookie HELP
I’m really glad I found this channel. This is hilarious
Let me get my dsi🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️
I believe your Nunchuck has a Stickdrift. When you cleaned the Models face at 6:00 the camera was always going up and since you probably didn't press anything when you entered the "Clean your ugly face" minigame.
Idk if the camcontroll in girlgames is inverted but if so, your nunchuck might always trigger "backwards" an lighty to the left
Edit: Corrected "down" to "up", the camera was actually going up and slighty right.