This is how Mom dealt with one of my sisters. "Mom she is making faces at me! Mom said, "Well were they any good !?" And this one. Mom was sitting at the dinner table and one of my younger sisters started parting her hair at the back. Mom said, "what are you doing?" Sister said, " I'm looking for the eyes in the back of your head." funny stuff
part of a story I heard him tell on the radio: He wanted to be an athlete. But, he said, I have the eye hand coordination of a carp. You know what a carp is? It's a fish, with lips. Not fish lips, human lips. And if you fall in a pool of carp, you'll get hickeyed to death. ( There's a teenager in the front row saying' What's so bad about that?".) Teacher said to him " You have a gift. And your gift is destroying my class. We're going to change that. You're going to go out for speech class". That was the start of his later career as a comedian. :)
Yup !! I would like to be in the audience in a heart beat ! Ever since I first heard him talk about his child running down the street naked !! I remember Mom saying to this comment, she is making faces at me, 'Well were they any good!?"
Absolutely hilarious! I can't believe that there aren't hundreds of thousands or millions of views.
I like the story of him going skiing
This is how Mom dealt with one of my sisters. "Mom she is making faces at me! Mom said, "Well were they any good !?" And this one. Mom was sitting at the dinner table and one of my younger sisters started parting her hair at the back. Mom said, "what are you doing?" Sister said, " I'm looking for the eyes in the back of your head." funny stuff
Hilarious! I love the bear story!
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part of a story I heard him tell on the radio: He wanted to be an athlete. But, he said, I have the eye hand coordination of a carp. You know what a carp is? It's a fish, with lips. Not fish lips, human lips. And if you fall in a pool of carp, you'll get hickeyed to death. ( There's a teenager in the front row saying' What's so bad about that?".) Teacher said to him " You have a gift. And your gift is destroying my class. We're going to change that. You're going to go out for speech class". That was the start of his later career as a comedian. :)
@hope46sf he is a very funny guy and i think i picked a selection of his funniest from that show. but if you ever have the oppurtunity see him live
Yup !! I would like to be in the audience in a heart beat ! Ever since I first heard him talk about his child running down the street naked !! I remember Mom saying to this comment, she is making faces at me, 'Well were they any good!?"
@hope46sf he is a very funny guy and i think i picked a selection of his funniest from that show. but if you ever have the opportunity see him live.