Avengers Cast Reads New Thanos Children's Book
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- Опубліковано 20 вер 2024
- The last Avengers movie 'Avengers: Infinity War' was surprisingly dramatic and while kids love superheroes we're not so sure how they feel about intergalactic genocide. So we wrote a version of the movie that's kid-friendly and we asked the Avengers themselves to read it. So go wake your young ones and gather them around the TV set for story time with the Avengers: Mark Ruffalo, Chris Hemsworth, Scarlett Johansson, Chris Evans, Don Cheadle & Jeremy Renner.
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Avengers Cast Reads New Thanos Children's Book
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Cheadle just FURIOUS about Groot and Soot gets me every time
Me too
610th like
ME TOO LMAOOO
I love your pfp❤️ I miss her so much!
🤣🤣🤣
80% Swearing
10% Roasting Thanos
3% Complaining about the rhyming
2% Complaining about Soot
5% Roasting Thor
Hinata Hyuga 1% roasting star lord
It’s 4% roasting Thor and 1% roasting Star-Lord
1%Chris h .roasts the avengers
3000% missing RDJ
@@Nat_the_Chicken
i see what you did there
Thor blaming Star Lord. Everyone blaming Thor. At least both showed up. Hawk Eye knew if he was invited, there wouldn't have to be an End Game.
"It's Thor's fault!" They all said.
"It's Star Lord's fault," Thor replied.
But we can all agree
That Thanos would be dead
If only someone went for the head
Ironman punch him to the head...
manny pap And where is Ironman now?
@@kosmonavt5125 without Thor they still would have lost but worse without starlord they would have won
@@kosmonavt5125 yeah but the person who f'd up first was starlord. And I also tried to rhyme this , but no luck. I haven't slept properly in days
Mark ruffalo: f*** Thor
Chris Hemsworth:f*** the avengers
🤣🤣🤣
reminds me of “voting for yourself would be lame”
“i’m going to vote for myself”
@@annag.8910 I do remember
@@annag.8910 Chris Hemsworth is a mood 😂🤣
Book is sh*t
4:04
“Glad you got your relationship sorted, half of the universe is dead” Chris Hemsworth 2019
Except he didn't even accomplish that XD
Haha
Uu
Lol quote of the year.
Also gotta get time, place and EXACT date. Can’t just be 2019, it has to be _________ _________ yeah, that should do it,
You have 666 likes 😂
“You think they’d let the black characters go... to where the black people were”
*Im wheezing*
@@squibbies7015 Supposedly much of the cast didn't know the full story; maybe that stemmed from that?
im shaking and quaking in my boots
@@ChouRaiyuki but this was after Infinity war not before
yeah turns out they actually did lmao
bro....
*Chris H’s voice gets deeper every second*
-
*Chris E couldn’t stop laughing*
😭😭
Hehehehe saggy nuts
@@lei3158 HAHAHAHAHAHA
And Chris p wasn’t even there
@@audreyh08 I really love the Chris trio 😂😂
The Avengers 1:They won
AoU:They won
Infinity war:They lost
Hawkeye: I WAS GONE FOR FIVE MINUTES AND THIS HAPPENED
Arissa Tu lol
Thats good wissom
Endgame: We won, Mr. Stark.
that was for civil war dumbass not endgame or infinity war
I'm retired like what? Five minutes and.. I forgot
*Renner:* "I mean they really should've just called me. I could've got this done real quick" 😂😂😂
I started reading this one when he actually started saying it haha
I know said the weakest avenger
@@joeypavlik3440 He could've aimed much much much better than Thor lol
All he needed was a bow and arrow wih ant man on it
Joey Pavlik don’t even try to disrespect him.
Mark: F*** Thor
Chris H.: F*** the Avengers
😂😂😂😂
They are the best
ItS mArk R yOu ChIlD
😂😂😂😂
Derpboi 99 haha 😂
Laura malo I thought u meant the Chris with America’s Ass
Edit: I didn’t see the H after Chris so this comment isn’t funny :/
F*** Batman
Thor: Glad you got the relationship sorted. Half the universe is dead. 🤣🤣🤣
He didn't even get the relationship sorted by doing that! That's the sad part!
Gamora and Starlord are both together now 😂
Arunprasanth Loganathan lmaoo yes very funny haha
half the universe is dead? thor shouldve gone for the head.
Istg Thor sums up my sentiments for Starlord zjsjdkkdd but it's not like Strange didn't see that coming and that's the only way that's left
I love how Hawkeye said "they should of just called me"
He would have aimed for the head with some really powerful arrows.
should HAVE*
@@danielfernandez3926 I doubt that Jeremy Renner used that word instead of have, hobknocker.
MVP
@@Marieeee8787 stop. u are wrong.
Jimmy: “Ok gather your kids around the television”
Avengers: *beep* *beep* *beeeep*
😂
*#+’ the avengers, this book is $#!+
Fizzy Izzy DIY yup totally kid friendly!
😂😂😂 LOL
Stan Lee: aM I A jOKE tO YOu
I love how jeremy doesn't have any clue,because he wasn't in infinity war
Ahhhh yea
That's why they failed
Um nah
Hawkeye weak
Sir Yousif
They lost cause of Hawkeye
Avengers 1 Hawkeye was there they won
Avengers 2 Hawkeye was there they won
Civil war Hawkeye was partly there caps team partly won
Avengers 3 Hawkeye was not there they lost
Avengers 4 Hawkeye was there they won
BOOOM HAWKEYE IS THE REAL MVP
*In Infinity War, Doesnt go for the head*
All of the avengers: “THOR!!
*Goes for the head in endgame*
All of the remaining Avengers: “THOR!!!!”
Flacky that’s why you don’t invite a pissed off, depressed, unstable asgardian to thanos even if he asked for it
Yep
THOR!!!!
Aislinn’s Animals seems about right 😂
You just cant please them
It's crazy really how Thor was the only one who caused him life threatening damage in Infinity war, and yet all r blaming him😂😂
He REALLY should have gone for the head
@@enzotakerian5488 cause he shoots he scores
@@enzotakerian5488 if you think about it he could have gone for the hand, no hand no snap...
@@enzotakerian5488 actually Peter nyquil ruined it first
@@jessien.5228 is understandable thanos killed gamora he have all right to be mad
"But his name ain't Grut"
Marvel: Guardians of the galaxy vol.3, Grut's return
1980s and Star wars Guy grut is groots forgotten little brother.
@@That_Guy_Ty or half cousin since the only one in between them both is Star Trek
LMAOOO
Yeah
WHAT A NAUGHTY BOY !!!
Mark Ruffalo - 2019
Sisi MSP Well yes but no
That was favorite line of the whole skit
When you realise you can’t buy this book
Thanos: reality is often disappointing
IKR I want that book
Thanos in the beginning of Endgame:
*Is peacefully eating food*
Thanos the rest of Endgame:
I WILL DESTROY THE WORLD AGAIN
😭😭😭😭😭😭
dammit i have to change my profile again
I've had enough kris don’t plz
No one:
Not a single soul:
Literally no one:
Chris hemsworth:F the avengers
Ong lmao he’s done with them😂
Mark Ruffalo: F*** Thor
Literally though
Nobody:
Star Lord and Hulk: F Thor
I’m teaming with the guardians of the galaxy now.......
Even tho they lost to.....
Spider-Man crawled to iron man with everything he could
And said “Mr Stark, I don’t feel so good...”
do you think making me cry is cool 😔👊
Go to your room and think about what you’ve done.
You broke my heart again crew this😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Crystal Dee THAT LINE HAD ME DYING😭😭😭
Mr stark i feel like im dead
chris hemsworth defending thor while everyone else bashes him is priceless
JIkness_ Playz r/woooooosh
JIkness_ Playz r/woooosh
@JIkness_ Playz Honestly, I don't think you really deserve the r/whoosh either. Also, NuttSkippy and toastiexox, it's just 2 o's for god's sakes.
MedicMaster049 k
As Ruffalo would say, "F*cking Thor" 😂😂😂
"Glad you got your relationship sorted, half the universe is dead!" Exactly, thank you, well said
Jynessa Swann 😂
Welll getting mad at your father in law won't change anything star lord 😂😂
But then again, Thor still should've gone for the head.
@Tʜᴇ Lᴀᴍᴇ Aɴɪᴍᴀᴛᴏʀ
Fair enough. But if Thor had gone for the head, Tony Stark wouldn't be dead
@@iman5147 awwwww, Tony. Goddanmit MCU! Curse you
No one:
Actullay no one:
Chris evans: hehehehehe SaGgY nUtS
Lol😂😂
Cap would be like LaNgUaGe
His personality matches that of an immature tween and like so does mine
Lmao
Albert Tra i feel like rhodeys voice is the best voice out of all characters
right? lol
we're all 12 again 😂
"I am inevitable" said Thanos with a grin, for he thought that he was about to win.
But as he tried to snap and realized he failed, the stones were gone and then he turned pale.
He turned to face Tony and realized what he planned, Tony then revealed the stones were on his hand.
As he sat there injured and with his right hand raised, he said "I am Iron Man" and with a snap the universe was saved.
As Thanos and his army died one by one, the Avengers looked at Tony and saw what he had done.
Tony looked at the boy he saw as a son, and then Peter told him "You did it Mr. Stark, we won".
The next day a funeral took place, to remember a hero who saved the human race.
We all will never forget Iron Man's name, but now the world will never be the same.
It took me 30 minutes to make this ...also I tried so hard to fit I love you 3000 in there but couldn't do it...if anyone could come with something please let me know
Seriously underrated comment right here. I don't watch the Avengers but I'm kinda sad Mr. Stark died :(
Maannn....I don't have words to express my feelings. Sam, I love you 3000
@@ashopp9392 thx man
But then Thanos remebered as his body turned to dust.
That the fourteen million other Thanos's done what someone must.
He had won more times that he could count.
That this one loss would not mount.
beautiful work! i wish more people get to see this comment 😤
"Wake up your children and gather them in front of the TV cuz its story time!"
*proceeds to swear 300 times*
Jasmeme Vergarage you forgot the extra 0 it needs to be 3000
@@libbyvuong1463 ikr
Libby Vuong 😞😞
Libby Vuong omg my heart dropped 😢 😭
Yes.
I need this to be read in Tom Hiddleston's angelic voice
Yes.
Yes we do...
yes
Yes..
the whole book
Love the fact Chris Hemsworth is defending Thor for not going for the head, then throwing shade at Star Lord!!
Also, everyone trying out rhyming "Groot" with "soot." ;)
Are you being sarcastic?
@@roma8964 No I wasn’t being sarcastic. It’s just that no one else was talking about Chris Pratt’s part in Thanos winning, so Chris Hemsworth reminding people of that and trying to put everything on Pratt made me laugh.😂
I was so confused at how they were saying soot. Why do they say it like sut?
@@dwad8710 Groot isn't pronounced like grut. Moot isn't pronounced like mut. Soot isn't pronounced like sut.
You've clearly turned to the dark side of English.
Spider-Man crawled to Ironman with everything that he could
And said “Mr Stark, I don’t feel so good..:”
To which he replied “it’ll be okay”
But by this time Spider-Man had faded away.
Ironman grieved, he could not bare the pain.
But he would get his revenge in the Endgame.
I think u r underrated
bars
Fire
Overrated
he AVENGED him in endgame lol
they say it was a children's book,
ALL STARTS CURSING
Because cursing means your funny apparently!
That it does
haha!
Jonny 5 no just when they do it.
Jonny 5
Too troo
Yes I said troo, I’m looking at you Cheadle. IM LOOKING AT YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chris Hemsworth blaming Chris Pratt makes me so happy lmao.
hello there dear clickie i saw your pfp and screamed
We the man only specks the truth
Can't wait to see them argue in Asgardians of The Galaxy :D
We already know from endgame he can kick all of their asses without the gauntlet. Nobody on titan was powerful enough to stop him or use the gauntlet even if they did get it off and the glove was too big for them. Eventually mantis would have to let go and thanos would’ve killed everybody
LOL SAME
Anyone here who also thinks Chris Hemsworth has the perfect reading voice, because it's so deep and calm?
pls im in love with him so much
I agree. It’s amazing 😍
Him and Benedict should have a podcast where they just talk for 5 hours
omg YESSS
Yep because I truly would just fall asleep by first sentence
I would of lost my s*** if hawk eye said “ I retire for what... 5 minutes and it all goes to s*** “
Jeremy Renner*
@@user-yc6vr8vn5j But Jeremy Renner didn't retire?
@Gerald Boy okay bro but why so many bro
Lol that'd be hilarious dude!! Btw detective Pikachu and Ryan Reynolds are both awesome, so they're the perfect 'combo' Lmao
I read s*** as soot and it surprisingly works.
If Tom Hiddleston had to read a part about Loki: “Loki was chocked to death. And Thor watched, out of breath.“
Dude 💔
My heart💔😭😭
Imagine Tony eading the spiderman part
@@thej8330
Peter collapsed. “Mister Stark, I don't feel so good"
And Tony thought "Dying next time ? Maybe I should."
Loki was out of breath too... 😐
Jimmy: Gather your kids!
Chris Evans: *Beep*
Mark: *Beep*
Chris Hemsworth: *Beep*
Don Cheadle: *Beep*
Kid:dad what’s *beep*?
@@PlushRecords dad:*sweating* lets watch elmo now..
Kid:That sucks peppa pig is better
Jonathon Fyck you have an unfortunate last name
Language
“ gather your kids around “ all the characters cursing and talking about racism and thanos’ chin
Ha Ha Ha Your Right
“sAgY NUtz”*
F***u Thor yea lol
they're gonna learn it anyway lol
I'm sure a lot of their parents curse at them lol
ummeiguess lol
Now they need an Endgame storybook after this
And it starts with thor went for the head.....
That one isn't just needed for traumatized children
Joach's World, they can NEVER make a depressing death like Tony’s happy sounding.
@@person954 whatever, i am still trying to handle black widow's dead, if i cry all of us will, if someone fall all of them do it as well.
(black Widow took it too seriously ... Ok, bad joke)
But, now i am talking seriously, please god, make Natasha Romanoff revive in the upcoming black widow movie, that is all I want, I want more interviews to Scarlett Johansson about her character with her great humor sense and also want more black widow, i want, No, I NEED to see more of Scarlett Johansson's acting talent.
@Flor O. I miss Black Widow too... It was a huge mistake, and I wish it would be changed. They could at least throw her a funeral!
“He made half of the universe say what the crap”
LITERALLY I CANT STOP SCREAMING
Which half tho
Jojo Animated it’s at 2:25
@@thehorsesnamewasfriday8695 i think they mean did the dead half or alive half say that
riceismyname and I oop-
The only non swear they said
It should have been: "Dr. Strange and Starlord blew away, and Spider-Man didn't feel okay"
Sjur Nilsen genius.
Someone hire this guy
10/10
👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍1090/10
3000/10
Everyone: Really Thor
Chris Hemsworth: It’s ah, Starlords Fault He got all emotional about his girlfriend,
Glad u got your relationship sorted, Half The Universe Is Dead
||Sorry if I spelt Chris’ Last Name Wrong😏
you did its Hemsworth. You were close though
No you actually got it right don't worry
he's not wrong lol
I blame Star Lord, it was all his fault
@@soobinsno.1 they went back and fixed it, that’s why I was about to comment that they didn’t spell it wrong.
If Tom was in the video
Tom reading: But Thor didn’t go for the head.
Also Tom: Well actually in avengers endgame Thor does go for the hea-
I can see this happening
Omg this is so accurate!😂😂😂
That's why he wasn't there
aftertheburial most of the cast doesn't know what happens until the premiere
Yea
"We made a kid-friendly version of Infinity War"
Me: *How about making the readers of the book kid friendly?*
Ikr!! They swear too much but I still love them
@@sapphirest4r676 same
yep pretty much
bruh we need holy water
Aparna Thunder kid grow up
Jimmy: it’s a children’s book
Chris h: f*** the avengers
And than Chris E: Saggy nuts
And “ f*ck thor “
“what the crap”
@@keliyahjamison7771 hu
@@NaTive219 hi
“I know its soot, but his name isn’t gruut.”
“Yeah, gust, dust, *THAT RHYMES* .“
Don getting so mad at the book rhyming groot and soot is hilarious 😂😂😂🤣🤣
2018:
Thanos: should have gone for the head
2019:
Thor:*went for the head*
kxp *”And this kids, is called learning from your mistakes”*
kxp he was still in denial for not going for the head ig💀💀💀💀
Spolier Alert?
@@TheSouthernSlav yes
And then he went for the whole menu.
They should've called the book
"The Angry Grape"
More like the angry raisin
angery prune
Hey...
Thanos don’t be offended you ugly chewed up wad of grape bubble gum looking ass
Thanos lol I’m kidding I know this is a troll account
Captain Steve Rogers: LANGUAGE!
Chris Evans: Saggy Nutz
😂
america?
ASDFGDSDFGHJFDSDFG
@@eternaldeal5195
that's America's Ass to you
Is saying nuts a bad word now?
Spider-Man no! But picture it this way, an elementary school kid says Saggy Nutz to his teacher💀 now he’s in trouble
I literally come back to this video just to hear Cheadle get pissed about the "Groot/soot" rhyme and Chris H placing the blame on Starlord, where it properly belongs.
Bruce Banner:#$### Thor
Thor:#%##$## the avengers
YEA SO KID FRIENDLY 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Garma Kage Thor has 3 kids lmao
Very kid friendly :)
Ayman Yashar heh and don
I know right
And it still ended with space genocide...
“I didn’t get to go to Wakanda”
Yes, yes you did Don Cheadle
He really really did and I'm mad that he said he didn't
I think he said the wrong word based on what he said afterwards.
He didn’t get to go to the city
It's like he's saying that he wasn't born there like the other black people
It's like he's saying that he wasn't born there like the other black people
Don Cheadle: You would think that they would let the black characters go where the black people were.🤷♀️
Wait, Did War Machine not accompany Cap, Widow, Hulk, Falcon and Viz to Wakanda?? Man I gotta see IW again.
@@WashingPowderNirma2.0 pretty sure he did
He did tho still funny 😆
@@WashingPowderNirma2.0 He was there. That's what makes it funnier
Tina Saigal yea he for sure did I’m literally watching IW rn
Mark: F thor
Chris: F the avengers
I know that the cast we have hear was extensive
But Rob Downey Jr. was too damn expensive
here*
Nate Shectman here?
Oof
Availabiliti depend on scheldule, the cast not just sitting at home eating donut and ưaiting to be called to the show you know
Nate Shectman oh that made my day even better
chris evans: !?$&%!!
tony stark: Language!
YSS
@@tiokrio7338 you do know Chris Evans plays Captain America right?
@@stokedperry4850 No I mean Chris Evans is the one that says language.
@@tiokrio7338 then i recommend you to watch the movie again, maybe you will be able to understand that reference then
@@stokedperry4850 Yeah because after that part captain America swares and the iron man mocks him by saying, Language!
Thor: they didn’t even scratch him...
Tony Stark: *Drinking intensifies*
I’m wheezing 🤣
Iron man holding his trophy of causing a drop of blood
While Iron man made Thanos bleed a drop of blood it's red
But while Thor hits him with Strombreaker why does the blood came out in purple colour?
@@kamadotanjiro1241 it was purple when he wiped his cheek, I think it’s because his skin is also purple it’s hard to notice, but if you look closely you’ll see it’s purple
The egg- it ain't broken 😓😓
When Jimmy said “it’s no fun to see Spider-Man die” at 0:13 and you can just hear some guy’s whimper of despair because he may not have seen the movie yet
“GlAd YoU gOt YoUr ReAlTiOnShIp SoRtEd NoW hAlF tHe UnIvErSe Is DeAd” -Chris Hemsworth
Chris: F*ck the Avengers
Me: *cries with laughter while falling on the floor*
Sarah Noor which Chris 😂 there’s 3😂
@@zo.e. Chris Hemsworth / Thor lol
@@zo.e. chris pratt, ,chris hemsworth and chris evans
I fell *_off_* the floor
Sarah Noor what’s so funny?
Jimmy Kimmel:This is book is for children
*All of the cast starts swearing*
EliteBoss 👏 👏
Sofia Macias more like the iron-many
Profile pic
Ur ugly af
At least they did bleep it all out... except for evans saying "saggy nuts"...
3:33 his laugh was so evil 😂
SaGgY NuTs
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Chris Evans: *sAgGy NuTz!*
Language, Cap!!! LANGUAGE!!
heheheheh
sAggY NutZ
Time stamp?
3:36
@@dantdmfan118 3:36
In defence of Thor...
He still got closer than anyone else
Silver medal goes to Iron-Man who managed to get a drop of blood! :D
Cap's face got pretty close to Thanos's fist.
Worst player goes to star lord they were so close!!!!
Spidey was *this* close to getting the Gauntlet off.
Supposedly Nebula almost assassinated Thanos single-handed. That’s why she was locked up on his ship. So I feel like she should get some credit.
No one:
Not a single soul:
Not even Thanos himself:
Chris Evans: Haha, saggy nuts
lol
I often wonder how the most unserious person can play the most serious avenger. Must be good acting.
@@hayzyhorses6899 he just does the opposite of himself
“chris hemsworth roasting the whole franchise for 4:21 seconds”
😂😂
Almost 420 :(
4:20
He's from Australia, the wildlife there could probably count as an Avengers-level threat.
"I didn't get to go to Wakanda." - Don Cheadle
"Um, yes you did. Have you seen the movie?" - Me
And he was there in the kids book too. lol @1:29
Kind of annoys me. How can he not know that?
Ayckynva Kendu his parts where recorded differently then the other avengers he wasn’t actually with them in the scenes lol but I get you!
@@lissettevillalobos3735 but what about when they first get to wakanda and don tricks mark into bowing for tchala?
maybe he means he never entered wakanda, since he was basically on the borders at all times
When i opened the video, i was expecting Tom hiddleston drinking tea while reading the book....
Suyla Polat he wasnt there sadly :(
XD
@@H1ydra he will be in the film (he is in the cast :D)
We all were 😭😂
Tom:I decided to drink coffee-
Robert:imposter your not *MY* stephen!!!
Tom:(laughing)
Science: nothing in nature can be deeper than the Mariana Trench
Hemsworth’s voice: hold my beer
Dr strange voice : hold my adam's apple
Whelp
Josh Brolin: hold my gauntlet
Tom Holland: Hold my dust particles.
@@Stream.Deck56 RDJ: Hold MY gauntlet
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Jermey Renners: He got all the stones? 🤨
Chris: * pointing at Thanos' chin * heheheh *saggy nuts*
Wth
Why Chris evens is the best Chris
Further proof that Chris Evans is just a bunch of kids stacked in a trench coat
Thanos the infinity chins
What I realized during this clip is that I do the left boob grab when I laugh too. And that makes me laugh harder! Lol
“Now wake your children and gather around the screen.”
The Endgame Cast: *$&-+%!*
Its OK its the internet you can swear. Your parents aren't watching.
“Glad you got your relationship soarted half the universe is dead”
SAGGY NUTTS 😂
I love them
SAME
444 likes. You! Solitary, *now!*
“We made this book for kids!”
Proceeds to start cursing
chris hemsworth tryna play it off like it was all starlord's fault lmao
because it was...-
@@nokiablockia7589 it was just a way to make the movie longer it would be boring if the movie just ended there
@@gus6612 Yes I know that but it was still starlords fault...Lmao his actions in the movie still ruined their chances doesn't matter if the directors used it as a way to get more screen time it's still his fault.
@@nokiablockia7589 yeah you're right
Nokia Blockia Actually, there was only one way to win as Dr Strange said so it was probably supposed to happen because Dr strange was more than capable of stopping him.
4:07 chris hemsworth- “*beeb* the avengers”
Chris Evans - “language”
chris evans is like BBH
@@_swiftarcher55 yeah literally and chris hemsworth is just tommy
@@_swiftarcher55 yoo mcyt reference
Jimmy: Gather your kids to listen to this!
Avengers: *say as many cuss words as they can in four minutes*
I love how the girls are screaming as hell when the Chris' appear.
which one LMAO
One line should've been:
"Then Drax the Destroyer disappeared.. But wait. Was he even here?"
After 2 months I GET A NOTIFICATION AND IT HAS 1.8K THANK YOU
I’m wheezing
What a poem xD
Russo brothers wants to know your location
He was he was just invisible. ;3
lolol
After hearing this story, I have now come to understand
That Thor should of at least gone for the hand.
Or maybe a head, or finger would do
But then there wouldn't be a sequel for you.
This is true
*clap* *clap* *clap*
Nan Jay Thank you, thank you! *takes a bow*
Emma Anderberg you are very much welcome
Nan Jay 😊
4:04 - 4:10
"%**k you Thor"
"%**# the avengers"
So kid friendly
But it is true, %**k the avengers
Thor did more then ALL the avengers
Andrew Jessop true
1000th like
Jimmy: Its kid-friendly
Avengers: You might wanna change that.
1:11 nobody:
Absolutely no one:
Mark: What a naughty boy😂
i need to like this cause i found this comment finally but its at 69 :(
70 ✊
@@nz1932 ok i can like now
I’m your 186 like ur welcome my dude.
Also that is so true that he just went “what a naughty boy.” I mean I get that it’s supposed to be kid friendly, and yet everyone else is swearing. I love how he just like paused and thought about what he was saying first before saying it like he was about to say a swear. A true parent if you ask me.
Jeremy: "he got all the stones?! What the crap?!?!"
Erin Gane he werent in infinity war
Rafaelthegreat Gamer we know
I love how the applaud for Chris Evans was louder than the others😂😂
Khalifa Crawford ikr 😂
If they hat Tom Holland there would be no way any of the other could be peter
just like hemsworth
I love how passionately Chris Hemsworth defends Thor. He likes his character so much.❤️❤️❤️❤️
Only Robert Downey Jr & Chris Hemsworth are really like their Characters in real life
Kim HueCleo ll right? I swear Chris Hemsworth is actually Thor sometimes 😂😂
and I can't see where RDJ ends and Tony starts😂😂
And Tom Holland*
I feel like they all do a little bit.
It's Me peter parker aint got no accent eheheh
“Bring the kids,” supposed to be child friendly.* “Saggy Nuts”
Isaid Quinones it took me a while to understand what that means. Sigh...
3:21 *"Glad you got your relationship sorted..."* 😂😂
"Now half the universe is dead"
2:25 missed opportunity to say "he made half of the universe say: oh, snap!"
*He made half of the universe say, “what the crap”*
Honestly, i died
Kylie well I was on the alive half
Yes, very... child friendly.
@@SubscribersWithaFewVideos LMAO
Jingle bell
Thanos smells
Loki’s neck snapped away
Peter dies
Tony cries
And half the universe is dead
Ay
A Christmas carol for the whole family!
Awesome bro
"Peter dies
Tony cries"
You just killed me bro!
Dead doesn't rhyme with away.
Christopher Wockenfuss read what’s after it
Ruffalo - *gets a some claps and woos*
Joannason- *gets a smallish reaction from the crowd*
Cheedle - *Bigger but still not great*
Renner - *more of a cheer but not the best*
Evans and Hemsworth - *R.I.P headphone users*
YASS IKR I was waiting for Evans to come and then I knew everyone would cheer loud and well.... rip my ears
Anya Reid lol right
Too relatable
“Heheheheh Saggy Nuts”
-Chris Evans 2019
Avengers: While reading the kid's book 'curse' as much as possible!
Thanos: My job here is done.
I won
*it's fu*king starlord over there* _glad you got your relationship sorted half the universe is dead_
Mark: What a naughty boy..
Me: CAN'T. STOP. LAUGHING😂😂
Ikr
I read your comment as he said that
Hawkeye is like the team's lucky charm. The team that has Hawkeye never loses. Even in the avengers, the only won after Hawkeye joined them. In Civil war, caps team won and we know who was in it.
“Glad you got your relationship sorted, now half of the universe is dead” 💀omfg yes exactly what everyone was thinking
Well not really cause that means we wouldn't get avengers endgame so we should be thanking star lord for losing it
I'm actually one of the people who didn't blame Star Lord, but that was a funny line.
his relationship isn't even sorted tho
Scarlett Johanssonis the only one who didn't curse.
I hardly recognized her with blonde hair and a flat chest.
she said crap.... that is a curse word....
da don not really
Plus, it was what the book said, and she was just reading the book
She’s a mom she knows when to swear and when not to😂
"children's book"
*avengers cast proceeds to cuss throughout the whole narration*
The fact that they're swearing this much while reading a "children's book" just makes it 1000 times better