As an impoverished family's child in the 80's I remember the state programs providing free dairy products once a week, including that MRE cardboard wrapped cheese block. It was a bit sharp to eat by itself, but it was absolutely fantastic beyond the dreams of avarice when used for a grilled cheese sandwich. It was just right.
I just thought of something. the military most likely gets their cheese for their MRE's from the those bunkers. I don't know about other Vets, but I never had a MRE that didn't come with a packet of cheese not even with the very few breakfast style MREs.
Dude the fact that someone gets a million dollar budget to be called the Lord or Lady of Cheese and sell cheese to my fellow Americans is wild. My life can never be the same again, also the fact that the alcohol ban helped make the mob as big of a problem as they were shows it was a bad idea.
I'm saving this as self-esteem material for writing my books, because whatever strangeness I come up with will be nothing compared to THE PROHIBITION CAUSING CHEESE CAVES AND THE CHEESE CABAL.
You wish you were that one guy who came home to tell his wife he made an executive decision. He found a piece of cheese for $10, it was over 40 pounds.
Fun fact the address of that DMI building from the document is still there. I live in that area of Illinois so it just sparked something in me to see if it was still there
Hey kip you wanna hear something cursed? Back when I was a child I used to heat up shredded cheese in a bowl until it melted and I would eat it. Just a big bowl of melted cheese and grease, I once just poured out all the grease cause my bother asked, cause lol.
Sheogorath had to do a double take for once in his life he was truly speachless, for once someone somewhere, had more cheese then him, and it is stated that he cried a single tear of pride all who saw it (mostly dark seducers and golden saints) were truly blessed
and I would not be surprised if we, if this was a fantasy setting, found Sheogorath in those caves; eating all of that cheese and trying to have a blast with Haskill in the room with him.
There apparently used to be butter mountains in europe but they were all used up by 2010. Also theories of wine lakes, beef mountains, and grain mountains.
The Swiss still have their bunkers under the freezing cold swiss alps just filled with chocolate. Just hollow mountains filled with chocolate. That's why nobody can go digging in there, It would cause a chocolate fondue cascade.
Government cheese according to my parents and Grandparents, is some of yhe best cheese you will ever eat in America, and that it is like how, i guess, how it is to American cheese what high quality french cheddar is to cheapo chedder shredded in a bag. Its apparently the cheese equivalent of crack.
Keep in mind, that cheese was "barrel" aged in temperature controlled natural caves for _decades_ How could it *not* be The Best Cheese Ever?! People spent millennia learning how to cheese and The US government did it by accident. 😆
@@danielseelye6005 i think there definitely some irony it was given out for free where now days it probably sell for a lot because its well really well aged cheese lol. I honestly wish I can enjoy cheese as much as most people but my limit on them is very low. Can have a bit but anymore and my body is not happy with it lol.
To be fair, Whistleboy really needed that one. There's only so much human misery and serial killing that a man can talk about before the *DEEP* depression starts to kick in.
Also, Springfield Missouri is the birthplace of Cashew Chicken, the fried version of General Tso Chicken, and also the Chicken McNugget. Except McDolalds Corporate will never admit that Ray Croc ripped off Mr. Leong of Leong's Tea House when he didn't sell them the recipe.
MFW you go to Springfield MO daily for work. Edit: oh my God, it's part of the Springfield Underground. My grandfather used to work there, and I got free Starbucks Frappucinos there all the time.
the best parts that he mentioned in an Unsubscribe podcast episode is that while digging, there was legit research done saying that dairy was both super healthy and wildly unhealthy for you, both were funded by the government through different fronts, and it was like someone fist fighting themselves, cuz it was both telling people to consume dairy, but it was also like "DONT TRUST IT"
0:47 Make sure to have Cheese Curds while you're there. You'll get to cheese-lover heaven one way or the other that way, because Cheese Curds are WAY too delicious for their own good.
It is already a Vault in Fallout 4. One of the only "successful" Vaults because of Overseer betrayed Vault-Tec and prevented the experiment from happening. I would say Vault 42. 42 is the meaning of all existence. Cheese is the meaning of life.
The part of this I love the most, is that letter he reads out. One of the ideas discussed in that meeting the letter mentions? Stuffed Crust pizza. So yeah, there's a direct line between alcohol prohibition and the creation of Stuffed Crust pizza. And that will never not be hilarious to me 😂
The “small government guy” ended up forming the give me culture….a lesson in, (a good idea, can go bad really quickly,) good ideas always have a price.
I mean, it's not necessarily a bad idea. Cheese stores for a while and is scientifically a mold. Keep it cold and in the dark and it will be fine-ish. As for monetary, yeah I'm not going to defend that.
Don't give them any ideas. We're still dealing with the jalapeno popper issue. You didn't think an actual chef or someone's mother came up with the idea of deep-frying a cheese-filled jalapeno, did you? DMI operation, man. The Mexican drug cartels are in on it with the CIA being the go-between. The cartels grow jalapenos watered and fed with cocaine laced water and fertilizers, the CIA arranges for them to come across the border regularly, and the US gov't fronts the cheese filling to restaurants. That's why people eat them even though they can't stand the pepper itself. Seriously. Prove me wrong. :D
"There is a grater than 0% chance that one of these underground cheese caves gets mistaken for a government facility and gets nuked in World War III, and we're gonna have to deal with _a radioactive tsunami wave of nacho cheese."_ As long as the Emergency Ro-Tel Stockpiles are secure, cleanup shouldn't take _too_ long.
I know I'm a year and a half late but I'm from Southwest Missouri and damn it, if the cheese doesn't get my lactose intolerant ass, then the Andy's will, and I am okay with that. Also Springfield is basically IRL Raccoon City so we've got cheese caves, the OG cashew chicken, the diabetes in a cup that is Andy's frozen custard, AND the Resident Evil flex. Which is great, because other than that I'm pretty sure even the Powers That Be™️ were like "yeah f this place" ages ago. 😅
The really funny thing about all this... the cheese was actually really good, I mean REALLY good... made the best damn grilled cheese sandwiches I ever had in my life.
Funny thing about giving out the cheese: we actually tried selling the still good cheese cheap in North Africa, or somewhere near there. Problems arose when we almost crashed THEIR economy by selling cheaper cheddar, because that's just how Economics works. Side note: if you want to make your own artisinal American cheese, it's actually the easiest shit to do: get milk, gelatin, some salt and at least three small bricks of your preferred cheeses. That's literally all you need to make your own American cheese: mix different cheeses together, just like our culture. America: Land of the Brie, Havarti of the Brave.
you know, it just clicked for me that they used this topic in the second xXx movies (the one with ice-cube). where they stop a goverment truck transporting cheese so they could steal the weapon shipment that was hidden in the trailer
I have personally been to those caves in Springfield, along with a couple others across the country... i can personally confirm that its a huge fucking cave and theres a reason why theyre in caves
mught be a little late here but just thought you should know DMI has sponsered the creation of a new branch of study you can get professional level colleges degrees in called chessology
The issue with world hunger isn't supply, we honestly have enough food to make the entire population morbidly obese twice over, the problem is logistical in nature (which explains why America gives out more food aid per capital than most other developed countries combined because the USA is yhe undisputed king of logistics).
Vault 69 was I wanna say just one guy and a hundred women. Vault 96 was it's opposite. One woman and a hundred men. Or I have it backwards. But both ended very badly for the person who was the only one of their sex in the vaults.
As an impoverished family's child in the 80's I remember the state programs providing free dairy products once a week, including that MRE cardboard wrapped cheese block. It was a bit sharp to eat by itself, but it was absolutely fantastic beyond the dreams of avarice when used for a grilled cheese sandwich. It was just right.
My mouth waters every time I remember grilled government cheese sandwiches...
Everyone scoffs at gov cheese but that shit was great for grilled cheese and burgers.
I MISS government cheese!!
I just thought of something. the military most likely gets their cheese for their MRE's from the those bunkers. I don't know about other Vets, but I never had a MRE that didn't come with a packet of cheese not even with the very few breakfast style MREs.
@@masonballantine867 The only thing better than MRE cheese spread is the MRE Peanut Butter spread that never goes bad.
Dude the fact that someone gets a million dollar budget to be called the Lord or Lady of Cheese and sell cheese to my fellow Americans is wild. My life can never be the same again, also the fact that the alcohol ban helped make the mob as big of a problem as they were shows it was a bad idea.
I'm saving this as self-esteem material for writing my books, because whatever strangeness I come up with will be nothing compared to THE PROHIBITION CAUSING CHEESE CAVES AND THE CHEESE CABAL.
That's the problem with writing fiction-your story has to make sense. Reality (CIA especially) doesn't.
You wish you were that one guy who came home to tell his wife he made an executive decision. He found a piece of cheese for $10, it was over 40 pounds.
Fun fact the address of that DMI building from the document is still there. I live in that area of Illinois so it just sparked something in me to see if it was still there
higgins rd, pretty close to me also, gonna go fill out an application 🤣
Hey kip
you wanna hear something cursed?
Back when I was a child I used to heat up shredded cheese in a bowl until it melted and I would eat it. Just a big bowl of melted cheese and grease, I once just poured out all the grease cause my bother asked, cause lol.
You Legend
I remember doing that too
I remember doing that and just dipping white bread into it
*BREAD* 🥖🍞
@@jehoiakimelidoronila5450 No, you better not dip me in that cheese ;-;
Sheogorath had to do a double take for once in his life he was truly speachless, for once someone somewhere, had more cheese then him, and it is stated that he cried a single tear of pride all who saw it (mostly dark seducers and golden saints) were truly blessed
and I would not be surprised if we, if this was a fantasy setting, found Sheogorath in those caves; eating all of that cheese and trying to have a blast with Haskill in the room with him.
There apparently used to be butter mountains in europe but they were all used up by 2010. Also theories of wine lakes, beef mountains, and grain mountains.
That's what _they_ say. 🤔
The Swiss still have their bunkers under the freezing cold swiss alps just filled with chocolate. Just hollow mountains filled with chocolate. That's why nobody can go digging in there, It would cause a chocolate fondue cascade.
@@Taabituubi Well, one of those mountains has a melted down nuclear reactor in it, so that's one spicy Swiss Miss. I kind of like them that way.
Government cheese according to my parents and Grandparents, is some of yhe best cheese you will ever eat in America, and that it is like how, i guess, how it is to American cheese what high quality french cheddar is to cheapo chedder shredded in a bag.
Its apparently the cheese equivalent of crack.
The best grilled cheese is with government cheese
Keep in mind, that cheese was "barrel" aged in temperature controlled natural caves for _decades_
How could it *not* be The Best Cheese Ever?! People spent millennia learning how to cheese and The US government did it by accident. 😆
Want to see your family's mouths water? bring up grilled government cheese sandwiches...
I would kill for one right now.
@@danielseelye6005 i think there definitely some irony it was given out for free where now days it probably sell for a lot because its well really well aged cheese lol. I honestly wish I can enjoy cheese as much as most people but my limit on them is very low. Can have a bit but anymore and my body is not happy with it lol.
You want to Get a bunch of Navajo's together say free government cheese
We want to take it all home
Unfortunately for world hunger like 70% of people are lactose intolerant.
A small price to pay for salvation
Forced evolution
Just tolerate it
The real question is "Are 70% of people lactose intolerant due to man fucking with food at a molecular level?"
Speaking as a lactose intolerant individual, yolo
You draw a direct line between Ghengis Khan and American cheese bunkers
"In 2010 they gave Dominoes $12 million to stay in business"
Kip: "Let's assume it's 1999" *Proceeds to do unnecessary math*
13:53 Derek Correia, "LORD OF THE CHEESE". THE GOVERNMENT DID THIS.
Simon whistler did a video on the maple syrup heist. I think it was on his casual criminalist channel and it's about a hour long.
To be fair, Whistleboy really needed that one. There's only so much human misery and serial killing that a man can talk about before the *DEEP* depression starts to kick in.
Also, Springfield Missouri is the birthplace of Cashew Chicken, the fried version of General Tso Chicken, and also the Chicken McNugget. Except McDolalds Corporate will never admit that Ray Croc ripped off Mr. Leong of Leong's Tea House when he didn't sell them the recipe.
I could eat General Tso's chicken every goddamn day too xD
as soon as i learned of this org my dream was to be an executive here. getting paid to sell cheese is basically the american dream.
MFW you go to Springfield MO daily for work.
Edit: oh my God, it's part of the Springfield Underground. My grandfather used to work there, and I got free Starbucks Frappucinos there all the time.
the best parts that he mentioned in an Unsubscribe podcast episode is that while digging, there was legit research done saying that dairy was both super healthy and wildly unhealthy for you, both were funded by the government through different fronts, and it was like someone fist fighting themselves, cuz it was both telling people to consume dairy, but it was also like "DONT TRUST IT"
0:47 Make sure to have Cheese Curds while you're there. You'll get to cheese-lover heaven one way or the other that way, because Cheese Curds are WAY too delicious for their own good.
2:15 you understand just how batshit crazy marines can be, and you thought sheogorath WASN'T real?
I eat cheddar like it’s a snickers bar. Aged white Vermont sharp cheddar is my weakness.
The vault number would probably be something like 86 if it's not already used
It is already a Vault in Fallout 4.
One of the only "successful" Vaults because of Overseer betrayed Vault-Tec and prevented the experiment from happening.
I would say Vault 42.
42 is the meaning of all existence. Cheese is the meaning of life.
Netflix has the maple serup heists in a show going over weird crimes
Sheogorath is real and his name is Uncle Sam.
It’s vault 51 it’s a 30 by 20 acre cavern filled with cheese we planned on raiding the wrong Area 51.
6:15 Nah, skill issue, that's our cheese.
It's not a secret kip. That bunker is called Springfield underground.
The part of this I love the most, is that letter he reads out. One of the ideas discussed in that meeting the letter mentions? Stuffed Crust pizza. So yeah, there's a direct line between alcohol prohibition and the creation of Stuffed Crust pizza. And that will never not be hilarious to me 😂
Unfortunately cheese is one of the most fattening foods in existence.
But hey, we figured out who the guy from the math problems is.
Being honest, fat is super important when it comes down to survival things.
@@Dim2134Especially in cold environment.*
OH, So That could be the reason why dominoes is everywhere the u.s. military is, holy sh*t.
Cheese bunker: *gets nuked*
Sheogorath: "and I took that personally"
Fallout Vault 69 : 999 woman and 1 man
Ah yes, THE CHEESE CAVES OF MISSOURI
hey kip there's a good maple syrup hiest video by The Casual Criminalist he's great
the only video i know on the maple syrup heist is by Disrupt. it may not have the energy of fat electrician but its still good
16:17 As someone lactose intollerant but also regularly obliterating my body with slices of cheddar and bottles of iced coffee, yes.
The “small government guy” ended up forming the give me culture….a lesson in, (a good idea, can go bad really quickly,) good ideas always have a price.
1900’s-2010 horror: “you’re gonna end up eating a steady diet of government cheese, and living in a van down by the river”-2020-present: goal
I wonder where I would go to claim my god-given birthright of cheese cuz I believe every American is entitled to a certain amount of that cheese
Surprised no cheese-related incidents have happened to draw the attention of the SCP Foundation.
Surprisingly.
I mean, it's not necessarily a bad idea. Cheese stores for a while and is scientifically a mold. Keep it cold and in the dark and it will be fine-ish. As for monetary, yeah I'm not going to defend that.
Ain't no way people aren't using this whole cheese conspiracy thing to launder money.
You could say that's a cheesy situation it's very puntastic. Or you could say it's cheese tastic.😂
Government grilled cheese sandwiches where some of the best sandwiches ever.
14:44 And what was one of those cheese ideas mentioned in the letter, you might ask?
*Stuffed Crust Pizza.* Let that sink in.
Yeeeh i found another entertaining Vtuber to follow 😊
How bad do they want to get rid of their cheese?
Cheese Sticks
Don't give them any ideas. We're still dealing with the jalapeno popper issue.
You didn't think an actual chef or someone's mother came up with the idea of deep-frying a cheese-filled jalapeno, did you? DMI operation, man. The Mexican drug cartels are in on it with the CIA being the go-between. The cartels grow jalapenos watered and fed with cocaine laced water and fertilizers, the CIA arranges for them to come across the border regularly, and the US gov't fronts the cheese filling to restaurants. That's why people eat them even though they can't stand the pepper itself. Seriously. Prove me wrong. :D
"There is a grater than 0% chance that one of these underground cheese caves gets mistaken for a government facility and gets nuked in World War III, and we're gonna have to deal with _a radioactive tsunami wave of nacho cheese."_
As long as the Emergency Ro-Tel Stockpiles are secure, cleanup shouldn't take _too_ long.
See me, watching this, actively drinking a glass of milk.
Also me: Man I love dairy products.
the CHEESE thickens
The great seabee train robbery is one of my favorites
Love cheese!!
DMI is also responsible for the popularity of stuffed crust...
The even best part of this is that dairy isn't some fantastic source of calcium, and it has high fat.
so, the cheese tax song, is real?
I believe it's the casual criminalist who had a good video on the maple syrup heist in canada
USA USA USA 🇺🇸 🧀
Nothing beats government cheese for grilled cheese
I know I'm a year and a half late but I'm from Southwest Missouri and damn it, if the cheese doesn't get my lactose intolerant ass, then the Andy's will, and I am okay with that.
Also Springfield is basically IRL Raccoon City so we've got cheese caves, the OG cashew chicken, the diabetes in a cup that is Andy's frozen custard, AND the Resident Evil flex. Which is great, because other than that I'm pretty sure even the Powers That Be™️ were like "yeah f this place" ages ago. 😅
Government cheese is the creamiest meltiest cheese ever! It was soo good.
I could be wrong but i think he did a video on the syrup hiest
The really funny thing about all this... the cheese was actually really good, I mean REALLY good... made the best damn grilled cheese sandwiches I ever had in my life.
As a Native American that cheese is worth its weight in gold
10:30 Back in my day we used to call those people soccer moms...
Literally watching this while eating an extra dominoes pizza with extra cheese. I’ve been successfully psyoped
There are 5 times more pounds of cheese than people in this country.
Funny thing about giving out the cheese: we actually tried selling the still good cheese cheap in North Africa, or somewhere near there. Problems arose when we almost crashed THEIR economy by selling cheaper cheddar, because that's just how Economics works.
Side note: if you want to make your own artisinal American cheese, it's actually the easiest shit to do: get milk, gelatin, some salt and at least three small bricks of your preferred cheeses. That's literally all you need to make your own American cheese: mix different cheeses together, just like our culture.
America: Land of the Brie, Havarti of the Brave.
you know, it just clicked for me that they used this topic in the second xXx movies (the one with ice-cube). where they stop a goverment truck transporting cheese so they could steal the weapon shipment that was hidden in the trailer
I remember getting government cheese in the early 90s when my family moved to the states. It sucked!
THE cheese tax is coming
I have personally been to those caves in Springfield, along with a couple others across the country... i can personally confirm that its a huge fucking cave and theres a reason why theyre in caves
Look up runkle of the Bailey. He's a lawyer from Canada who I think did a video on the great maple hiest.
I Like your model mate.
The $12 million was in 2010 money, that’s when it was given to Domino’s to keep them in business.
The Canadian Strategic Maple Syrup Reserve from the channel Megaprojects might be something you are looking for.
I am curious to know if any other countries have this issue with different products.
I'm convinced that somewhere in Eastern Europe, they have a bunker dedicated to storing Vodkas.
the matrix is made of cheese Kip bewhere 🤣
when i was younger I was also eating 10k to 12k calories per day.
The gov-ment cheese was the bomb
idk which one but one or a few or the European countries will actually let you use cheese as loan collateral.
Cheese is worth its weight in gold. Don't let the vegans commies tell you otherwise. jk
When did cheese crust come out? 1995
Being European my only complaint is the made American cheese which isn't legally recognized as food in the civilised world.
Arms fell off? Seen any commercials for UpWork?
That is what they want you to say. The cameras are hidden in the flock of real birds
It is cheaper to tie one on
mught be a little late here but just thought you should know DMI has sponsered the creation of a new branch of study you can get professional level colleges degrees in called chessology
You still haven't reacted to the ice cream ships yet.
And behind stuffed crust pizza.
Lactose tolerance / allergies.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Is this where our gov't cheese comes from?
How young are you? I'm 43, I grew up in the 80's.
Almost 29.
The issue with world hunger isn't supply, we honestly have enough food to make the entire population morbidly obese twice over, the problem is logistical in nature (which explains why America gives out more food aid per capital than most other developed countries combined because the USA is yhe undisputed king of logistics).
it's not tin, it's aluminum, there is a difference.
I have seen the future and it is made of CHEESE
Oh boy….. at least the EGA LOOKS good…. That one’s just a mistake
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22 mil for pizza...but no we can't help those getting genocided,.... sometimes I hate my country
If you want to world police enlist so it's your life on the line when we get into yet another war.
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Vault 69 was I wanna say just one guy and a hundred women. Vault 96 was it's opposite. One woman and a hundred men. Or I have it backwards. But both ended very badly for the person who was the only one of their sex in the vaults.