Mark Goldbridge Gets Battered 7-2 By Porto

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  • @oxfordu
    @oxfordu Рік тому +974

    Respect to Porto for showing mercy, it could've easily been 12 or 13.

    • @Aden068
      @Aden068 Рік тому +8

      I didn’t I scored 14 in a match

    • @Ryannn020
      @Ryannn020 Рік тому +23

      @@Aden068 No one asked lad😂

    • @dangermanq7
      @dangermanq7 Рік тому +12

      @@Ryannn020 bro thought his opinion mattered 😥😭😭

    • @Ryannn020
      @Ryannn020 Рік тому +3

      @@dangermanq7 Bros a toss pot💀

    • @jevaunjustin1584
      @jevaunjustin1584 Рік тому

      Stop bullying the lad

  • @a.n9796
    @a.n9796 Рік тому +1315

    Mark: Porto's kit is horrible
    Porto: And I took that personally

    • @IamEmmanuelAddo600
      @IamEmmanuelAddo600 Рік тому +7

      😂😂😂😂

    • @brianohalloran4059
      @brianohalloran4059 Рік тому +7

      Instant Karma.

    • @Jhortex14
      @Jhortex14 Рік тому +8

      Tbf tho, as a Porto fan, the shit is terrible lmao probably the worst kit we’ve had since 2016

    • @dbz9393
      @dbz9393 Рік тому +3

      Has he seen man United kit? It's a crime against people with sight. Don't get me started on those stupid collars as well

    • @fcp2004
      @fcp2004 Рік тому +5

      It looks like shit tho, we also lose every time we use it

  • @mattyzucks
    @mattyzucks Рік тому +270

    I love that goofy voice Mark makes like on the second goal, when he wants to scream but he has to hold it back so the missus doesn't scream at him it's so goddamn funny

    • @z-rex6068
      @z-rex6068 Рік тому +1

      😂

    • @sentinal_entity
      @sentinal_entity Рік тому +22

      wHa Ah fAWc iS gOehn oN !?
      Lmfao !!

    • @dbz9393
      @dbz9393 Рік тому

      I feel sorry for his missus imagine being married to a petulant man child lmao

    • @seancdavis13
      @seancdavis13 Рік тому +3

      He sounds exactly like Tim Robinson when he's choking on "I think you should leave. "

    • @recruitmentch
      @recruitmentch 4 місяці тому

      he has a wife? I thought he was gay.

  • @thomasp8379
    @thomasp8379 Рік тому +265

    Porto uses physiological warfare with their chant. I hate playing them 😂

    • @Jr18oaoj
      @Jr18oaoj Рік тому +6

      They're so hard to beat

    • @man4437
      @man4437 Рік тому +88

      Think you mean psychological. Physiological warfare might just be regular warfare

    • @Eddie-xw8ik
      @Eddie-xw8ik Рік тому +3

      That's why I picked Porto for my career mode to wind up other teams

    • @youjustreadthis897
      @youjustreadthis897 Рік тому +2

      Why, what's their chant like?

    • @henrg
      @henrg Рік тому

      PAUUUUURRRTOE

  • @adisassy4579
    @adisassy4579 Рік тому +143

    1:34 lol he turned into gollum

  • @dexterhaysler3070
    @dexterhaysler3070 Рік тому +564

    Goldbridge: *drags defender out of position*
    Also Goldbridge: "wHaT's gOiNg oN!?"

    • @dbz9393
      @dbz9393 Рік тому +18

      And he has the audacity to blame scripting.

    • @MrSamBerrett1
      @MrSamBerrett1 Рік тому +39

      ​@@dbz9393 it is partly scripting to be fair. But partly because he can't defend

    • @dbz9393
      @dbz9393 Рік тому +19

      @@MrSamBerrett1 he does it all the time though can't always be scripting. Theres a common denominator and it's not scripting

    • @R9naldo
      @R9naldo Рік тому +7

      Cant believe theres people who still play FIFA. Youre all NPCs on the same intelligence level as FIFA AI

    • @dbz9393
      @dbz9393 Рік тому +1

      @@R9naldo I can't believe there's people out there that enjoy things that I don't. How fucking dare they 😤😡

  • @nathanmoran3648
    @nathanmoran3648 Рік тому +76

    Mark went full on Gollum at 1:33

  • @silvercat99
    @silvercat99 Рік тому +28

    2:03 beautiful football by the ai tbh

  • @brunovalverde2091
    @brunovalverde2091 Рік тому +384

    everytime mark gets angry I start crying, this man is hilarious

    • @Aden068
      @Aden068 Рік тому +1

      In this video he sounds like a down syndrome penguin

    • @connorledwith98
      @connorledwith98 Рік тому +2

      Always says the game is rigged against him 😂

    • @ZeGaTronZ
      @ZeGaTronZ Рік тому

      @@connorledwith98 that second goal, the touch after the throw in was so forced to go to porto

  • @TheThreeBros_Channel
    @TheThreeBros_Channel 18 днів тому

    Mark’s face when Porto scored the first goal 😂

  • @InternetPolice007
    @InternetPolice007 Рік тому +26

    This was a trailer to the man u - Liverpool game.

  • @zombievikinggaming4258
    @zombievikinggaming4258 Рік тому +11

    I always loved the "PORTO" chant that would irritate opponents when i picked their stadium and kits in the old FIFA's. The days of Hulk

  • @StavWrestlingFan
    @StavWrestlingFan Рік тому +21

    "Porto kit is horrible"
    Famous last words.

  • @asuperpro1136
    @asuperpro1136 Рік тому +12

    Mark is yelling like he’s playing FIFA at 3am on a school night 😂

  • @bharathsf
    @bharathsf Рік тому +166

    Goldbridge: There's a myth that I am bad at FIFA
    The myth:

  • @louisq2651
    @louisq2651 5 місяців тому

    The fact that they scored not even 2 minutes after kick-off

  • @ryan_alexander
    @ryan_alexander Рік тому

    "Canadian coders" fucking hell

  • @jaydendennett7548
    @jaydendennett7548 Рік тому +25

    Golddbridge losing 2-7 to Porto is way too funny. LOL! 😂

  • @BarnabySmash
    @BarnabySmash Рік тому +13

    porto is the burnley in fifa 23

  • @MichaelScott69
    @MichaelScott69 Рік тому +9

    Him losing 7-2, Manutd one upping him and losing 7-0. Lmao

  • @wjhd6823
    @wjhd6823 10 місяців тому +1

    That second goal his reaction was so fake, as was the third. I think he's just pretending now.

  • @LucasMarques-gm2fj
    @LucasMarques-gm2fj Рік тому +3

    I like the speaker and the fans are shouting Porto in an away game. Even the speaker of Goldbridge´s stadium prefers Porto

  • @TwinHypeBack
    @TwinHypeBack Рік тому +9

    That’s actually the worst keeper performance I’ve ever seen I’d have more faith in Mark putting on the gloves

  • @ryanarmstrong6540
    @ryanarmstrong6540 Рік тому

    Absolute ROFL

  • @vickyfritz
    @vickyfritz Рік тому +2

    1:33 , love how he's going gollum from then on..

  • @Hhammer
    @Hhammer Рік тому +5

    Fucking hate this game for this exact reason: some games are absolutely meant to make you lose

    • @MAdDyMatt
      @MAdDyMatt Рік тому

      So true

    • @justBador
      @justBador Рік тому

      True. you beat man city next game you get clapped by fulham

    • @TheGamingCathedral
      @TheGamingCathedral Рік тому

      It just keep getting worse as well. Back in the day it at least felt like they were TRYING to hide the scripting. Now it seems like they wanna make it as obvious as possible.

  • @fishandgamefilms6341
    @fishandgamefilms6341 Рік тому

    his voice

  • @gusgonzalez08
    @gusgonzalez08 Рік тому

    I can’t speak! I can’t speak!

  • @Alphoric
    @Alphoric Рік тому +1

    What the actual fuck is that formation at 5:49 that’s corridor heaven for Porto

  • @skar8173
    @skar8173 7 місяців тому +1

    40 year old bloke repeating it's not fair looooooool

  • @GFR-
    @GFR- Рік тому

    Good defense mark 🤣🤣🤣 worst than Maguire and Bundesliga defense

  • @joshg2603
    @joshg2603 Рік тому +4

    Moments after changing his mind to sub off Simons*
    “Oh what a goal, what a goal”

  • @55527777777
    @55527777777 Рік тому +7

    His reaction to 3-0 😂👍

  • @rtaylor7384
    @rtaylor7384 Рік тому +12

    He insults their kit and for it he gets batted for it saying it.

  • @sametcer4806
    @sametcer4806 Рік тому +3

    What did galatasaray fans do to you? 😂😂

  • @rabiblife6818
    @rabiblife6818 Рік тому +1

    Mark: I dont believe it, I dont know where its come from, oh thanks.... for subscribing

  • @tanupers
    @tanupers Рік тому +1

    This was sign of what was in store for Man U

  • @Mweir69420
    @Mweir69420 Рік тому +1

    this is just as good as the 7-0 at anfield 💀

  • @visualz_x_ares8389
    @visualz_x_ares8389 Рік тому +6

    Incredible how Mark still manages to get his ass handed to him like that

  • @jameslfc86
    @jameslfc86 Рік тому +1

    Almost like the Liverpool game a few days ago haha

  • @jp27fcp
    @jp27fcp Рік тому +31

    Bruno Costa scored. Man, that's like having Maguire scoring against you

    • @Jhortex14
      @Jhortex14 Рік тому +2

      😭😭😭
      #BrunoBostaOut

  • @allahuakhbar69420
    @allahuakhbar69420 Рік тому +33

    I thought super bock was scoring all the goals 😂

    • @Jr18oaoj
      @Jr18oaoj Рік тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @ruireis8652
      @ruireis8652 Рік тому +5

      The keaper drank too much super bock mate

  • @ostesourosdatiacatia9688
    @ostesourosdatiacatia9688 Рік тому +5

    This is even funnier because I'm a Porto fan from Portugal🔴🟢Love Goldbridge and his content. He also conceded goals from the worst players like Zaidu and Bruno Costa

    • @rubencarvalho7785
      @rubencarvalho7785 7 місяців тому

      Bro I know I’m commenting this a year late but idk why zaidu gets so much hate bro ik Wendell is doing good rn but zaidu has improved a lot since he first came

  • @1234567lfc
    @1234567lfc Рік тому +1

    Insane foreshadowing

  • @Jimmy.1143
    @Jimmy.1143 Рік тому +11

    THIS IS FC PORTO CARALHO 🐉💙

  • @philipmiller8901
    @philipmiller8901 Рік тому +5

    Porto the new Burnley?

  • @billywelch8047
    @billywelch8047 Рік тому +5

    Jimbob and Piez go to sleep watching this video every night.

  • @multigodslayer1760
    @multigodslayer1760 Рік тому +4

    7 goals? Lot of that going about these days

  • @luis01dias
    @luis01dias Рік тому +3

    As a Porto fan this is hilarious

    • @hkar4385
      @hkar4385 Рік тому

      do you like Taremi?

    • @alexandremartins9
      @alexandremartins9 Рік тому

      @@hkar4385 Great player but sometimes he disappears in big games

  • @thebiglebrowski3695
    @thebiglebrowski3695 Рік тому +106

    Goldbridge's ability on fifa is about as good as his footballing knowledge.

    • @TROLGUY999
      @TROLGUY999 Рік тому +5

      tbh it did look like the game was scripting him here...aint no way porto playing like that

    • @thebiglebrowski3695
      @thebiglebrowski3695 Рік тому +23

      @@TROLGUY999 I mean that is just legendary AI on Fifa. Every team plays like prime Barca. Still easy enough to beat though.

    • @Malthe-lu3zq
      @Malthe-lu3zq Рік тому +7

      @@TROLGUY999 He was just shit lets be real

    • @sighed8132
      @sighed8132 Рік тому +20

      @@thebiglebrowski3695no bro it’s so weird, sometimes legendary makes teams like real madrid play like Burnley, other times Southampton is passing like prime tiki taka barca

    • @dbz9393
      @dbz9393 Рік тому +4

      @@sighed8132 you gotta use the sliders on higher difficulties to tweak it as EA just do not give a fuck anymore

  • @beanerbean14
    @beanerbean14 Місяць тому

    4:52

  • @user-id3fj8ko4c
    @user-id3fj8ko4c Рік тому

    I prefer Mark to speed from Japan

  • @StuAnderson90
    @StuAnderson90 Рік тому +1

    Goldbridge the player doing his excellent impression of Harry Maguire for the second goal! 🤣

  • @nunomesquita
    @nunomesquita Рік тому +5

    Força Porto Allez! 💙🤍💙

  • @toothlessaggression1892
    @toothlessaggression1892 Рік тому +1

    mark speaks louder than shouts :D

  • @royale9681
    @royale9681 Рік тому +2

    Atleast it wasn’t 7-0 😉

  • @liverpoolfanatic8064
    @liverpoolfanatic8064 Рік тому

    How annoying that all you can hear is PORTOOOOOOOOOO PORTOOOOOOO every time you concede 😂😂😂

  • @ferdiyu
    @ferdiyu Рік тому +1

    Galatasaray 💛❤️

  • @greatbritishedits6602
    @greatbritishedits6602 Рік тому +1

    The fact that this happens on a regular div rivals game doesn’t surprise me in the slightest 🤣

  • @14P5
    @14P5 Рік тому +2

    Shocking defending 😂😂😂 7-2 😮

  • @Alphoric
    @Alphoric Рік тому

    Goalkeeper positioning
    Bad throw from the keeper
    Bad pass and then random slide tackle
    WHATS GOING ON CANADIAN CODERS

  • @archiewall124
    @archiewall124 Рік тому

    Reaction to the 3rd goal is incredible.

  • @stevored1989
    @stevored1989 Рік тому

    3.30 comedy defending, looks like the headless chicken strategy, and the says they have carved us open!🤣

  • @masih5053
    @masih5053 Рік тому +21

    POOOOOOORTO POOOOOOOOORTO
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @FootballVbest123
    @FootballVbest123 Рік тому

    Him bringing up Lampard and Everton then 😂

  • @GT3NB
    @GT3NB Рік тому +4

    Batteredbridge and chips with curry sauce.

  • @United_Wings
    @United_Wings 5 місяців тому +1

    😂😂😂

  • @ivanstrydom9949
    @ivanstrydom9949 Рік тому

    Goal 2 and 3 reactions😂😂😂😂😂

  • @shagrrr1865
    @shagrrr1865 Рік тому

    Mark was flabbergasted after that first goal

  • @TFTphysics
    @TFTphysics Рік тому

    Marks voicebox oscillates between 5yo-60yo

  • @Samtheman91
    @Samtheman91 Рік тому +9

    Pooooooooooooortoo

  • @hippiesldn1636
    @hippiesldn1636 Рік тому

    defo has his save assistance on semi LOOOOL

  • @clarence9593
    @clarence9593 Рік тому

    The defending for the third goal was shocking, ofc this is while he’s in the process of shittalking the coders 😭😭

  • @davidtenreiro6030
    @davidtenreiro6030 Рік тому +1

    Porto fan here best team in the world

  • @romanista9776
    @romanista9776 Рік тому +22

    That 6 th goal shows how scripted fifa is

    • @man4437
      @man4437 Рік тому +10

      The first and third ones literally looked like a cutscene

    • @ehpilot5937
      @ehpilot5937 Рік тому +2

      Random results happen in football. This realistic. We have just witnessed Liverpool v Man Utd a few days ago. Was that scripted

    • @FHT1883
      @FHT1883 Рік тому

      the second as well

  • @tomaslove9416
    @tomaslove9416 Рік тому +1

    but every shot they took were in😭

  • @blaze7345
    @blaze7345 Рік тому

    Tobjizzle moving mad, if you know you know

  • @sls795
    @sls795 Рік тому +18

    Porto’s the new burnley

  • @joshrainsford6657
    @joshrainsford6657 Рік тому

    It all starts to get worse has soon has the golem voice comes out haha 😂

  • @tobznoobs
    @tobznoobs Рік тому

    i feel for mark he cant scream or he will get screamed at for waking up everyone

  • @v1__sherpa114
    @v1__sherpa114 Рік тому

    "My precious"

  • @Purplekay10101
    @Purplekay10101 Рік тому

    Marks shouting is like me losing on champs at 3am

  • @kimLavrator
    @kimLavrator Рік тому +6

    Porto even played with the secondary line-up players and still destroyed :'D :'D

  • @leftfield00
    @leftfield00 Рік тому

    Akant speak

  • @Creees
    @Creees Рік тому +6

    Are you playing your backup keeper? Is he 73 rated?

    • @Lilo_and_Stitch09
      @Lilo_and_Stitch09 Рік тому

      He's 82 ovr😂

    • @Lilo_and_Stitch09
      @Lilo_and_Stitch09 Рік тому

      It's diogo costa😂

    • @Creees
      @Creees Рік тому

      @@Lilo_and_Stitch09 yer is the opponent doing the overpowered timed shots thing

    • @AuricSilverfinger
      @AuricSilverfinger 5 місяців тому +1

      ​@@CreeesIts legendary AI, I think all their shots are gonna be overpowered

  • @Creees
    @Creees Рік тому

    Can you turn off the hypermotion replay. Feels so tacky

  • @Alphoric
    @Alphoric Рік тому

    Nothings ever goldbridges fault it’s always the game or the keeper or the midfielder

  • @raheemhussain730
    @raheemhussain730 Рік тому +1

    Goldbridge is use to getting beat 7

  • @guibredacalixto9086
    @guibredacalixto9086 Рік тому +1

    PORTOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @donjohn2239
    @donjohn2239 Рік тому

    Atleast the score line is realistic with some red pl team we know. Chill and have a 7up Mark😅

  • @diogomartins2706
    @diogomartins2706 Рік тому +24

    Respect Porto 🤫💙

  • @Jao123456100
    @Jao123456100 Рік тому +1

    Usually mark is messing up when he gets battered but honestly, this time, the first 4 goals were unplayable. Wtf

  • @GodotOfficial
    @GodotOfficial Рік тому +10

    Porto smashed Goldbridge like he was Lana Rhoades

  • @KomodoSerpent
    @KomodoSerpent Рік тому

    Mad that Super Bock scored all 7

  • @Aden068
    @Aden068 Рік тому

    Found our new Burnley

  • @lawro04
    @lawro04 Рік тому

    Thunderdome???? Blunderdome more like!!! Some more 7up for Mark here!! 😂😂😂

  • @Holtender102
    @Holtender102 Рік тому +8

    He can't rage for the 4th goal at all. He's defending like I defend against semi pro teams. And he's on legendary.

  • @afonso767
    @afonso767 Рік тому

    If it was sporting it would be 20 to sporting and 2 to mark Mark’s team

  • @aaronwilson7310
    @aaronwilson7310 Рік тому +1

    On Fifa 23 the defending is difficult but his defending is embarrssing

  • @DeadHeritic
    @DeadHeritic Рік тому

    What's the meter thing above there head??