@@johnathonboozer8180 no, i did not "verbiage, noun 1: a profusion of words usually of little or obscure content 2: a manner of expressing oneself in words" -- merriam-webster dictionary not sure what the spinal nuggets would have to do with anything
16:20 whoever wrote that was like "haha this'd totally be awful right guys haha this'd totally suck haha... my body is a prison and i wish to be set free,"
As someone who has thought about me as the opposite sex, this is an absolute win. Free powers and free dick YIPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. lol on a more serious note, it's an even bigger win if the powers are like, shapeshifting, cause then I can just choose to present as whatever gender identity I want for the day, and also be an animal or even creature perhaps.
Even after his passing, “Schlapp’s” cultural relevance is shown through the inflated view counts of any video his likeness appears in. This is a phenomenon known as “JSchlatt Inflation.”
Fun fact about those engine start/stop buttons on cars: you CAN get them to turn the engine off while moving. the intended method is to hold it down, but too many people would forget that and panic in scenarios where it's needed, and they would just spam press the button. so the manufacturers turned that into an alternate way of doing it: spamming the button.
Jacks jawline looks like hes gonna tell me about his white nationalist group and schlatts jawline looks like he can tell you about every kind of shrimp
5:38:PLEASE GIVE ME THIS! I LOVE POMEGRANATE SEEDS! (the button is (for people who dont want to lose their time in the video):You have an unlimited supply of food but for every bite you take you must eat 1 pomegranate seed.)
Some car with flashing orange lights just pulled up to my house, a guy looked at the front door with a flashlight, and it's 4AM, but I CAN'T STOP THAT JACK MANIFOLD GRIND!!!
One slight problem with getting rid of all mosquitoes, they’re found on every single continent except in the Arctic and Antarctic, making them a vital part of, quite literally, every ecosystem around the world (sadly)
2:35 You could literally just have the throne be put on a device like that one UA-camr who made a drivable bed on wheels 6:01 I honestly can’t blame him. I like a fair amount of fruits and vegetables, but the part of vegetables we eat aren’t that good for us anyway, and some just don’t taste good enough to constitute suffering through that meal for their inherent natural benefits.
1:56 you can move the throne. 5:00 so you’re immortal until that happens. 6:00 big mistake. Carrots are great. 10:04 I am nit somewhere with cockroaches but that would be scary because they could be big enough to bite you and that seems way scarier.
15:14 "they well?" And then presses the button make me laugh so hard as I had gum I my mouth I started dieing from my spit, as I'm typing this, I need water, I will be right back
the immediate tommy plug 😭
Tommy got a hold on him
being paid to be in america too bro
@@memerman4366The American dream
Link in the description guys
uhh tommy plug lol sus if u think about it with a dirty mind lol
As an unlicensed pilot i love pressing buttons
my dad was an unlicensed pilot... haven't seem him since september 2001, but i'm sure he's fine
@@memerman4366Yeah dude my dad was on a plane at that exact time! Never came back from America. Hes probably fine.
💀
My cousins visited the twin towers in new york haven't seen them since i hope they're doing fine
😅💀💀💀
schlatt plugging sleep deprived instead of his server or his channel or something is really cool to me as a fan
he's committed to the goonsesh, also he got nothing to advertise for himself he literally made no content for the past month
he already knows that he makes more money than he can ever spend, so he plugs a channel where others can benefit from as well
@@haus16a I think it's cause he just doesn't make videos
Currently getting shot at by schlatt’s cats but I can’t stop that jack grind
currently gettting incredibly annoyed of "jack manifold grind" comments but cant stop that jack manifold grind
ok memerman @@memerman4366
Currently getting annoyed by the “im getting annoyed by the jack manifold grind” comments but cant stop that jack manifold grind
fr
currently getting incredibly threatened to post this comment but cant stop that jack manifold grind
'anglican world' 💀
as someone raised Anglican i can confirm Anglican world is crazy out here
I'm Anglican and I'm sobbing rn 😭
As an angelican....we do believe in the trinity and I'm confused
@@WarriorGemYeah. But not the Trinity of the Catholic God. You got that weird pseudo-Prod God
@@IsaiahINRI that's kind of terrifying ngl
looking at the eclips is less dangerous then looking at king neptunes head
Bald!
BALD
BALD
BALD
MY EYES!!!
“You bite into it and *THE JUICES FILL YOUR MOUTH* ”
-Jack Manifold
i like oranges but that verbiage makes me never want to eat one again
@@madpie5147 do you mean vertabrae?
@@johnathonboozer8180 no, i did not
"verbiage, noun
1: a profusion of words usually of little or obscure content
2: a manner of expressing oneself in words"
-- merriam-webster dictionary
not sure what the spinal nuggets would have to do with anything
Schlatt just bashing his lymph nodes with the theragun while saying "ow" just knocked the wind out of me, idek man.
THE UK DEFININETLY DOES HAVE MOSQUITTOS
yes
I’ve never seen a mosquito in the UK.. idk if that’s just the southwest but I’ve never seen one down here. Closest thing I’ve seen is a horsefly 😭
Arent they just midgies?
Where are they though omg? I've literally never seen any of them ever
We get them in the east midlands too
the random Foxy appearance is so funny to me cuz why was it him of literally ALL One Piece characters lmao
insanely hilarious to me too
Bro what arc u in. I just started dressrosa
god, every time I see a Jack and "schlatt" collab I wish they were still both alive, R.I.P
UA-cam asked me to rate this comment (I rated this the lowest I could)
Rip o7
@@CaptainIceMuncher thank you man you a real one
Jshitt died?
@@sonofabriskeyyeah sorry man 😞
Currently in the back of a moving van, tied up and blindfolded but I cant stop that Jack Manifold grind
i'm in a mental asylum for putting a severed foot in a paper shredder but i can't stop that jack manifold grind
aww you're so me coded 😁😁❤❤
aww i love that for you
thanks guys, your support is really appreciated
Should have used a blender
respect🔥
13:09 foxy from one piece was the last thing id expect to see😭
fEEe feh feh feh feh lmao
Best character
@@Dogmccheeseno tf he aint(at least not in the anime)
Fefefefeefefefefefefef
😂
currently being forced to press a button with sever consequences to my sanity but cant stop that Jack manifold grind
1st button is literally the Emperor of Mankind from 40k
EXACTLY
Or Maxwell from don’t starve
@erorr.sanitynotavailable6937 nah
every time i see schlatt in a t-shirt i feel unnerved, as though i had forgotten he has skin and arms
4:37 Schlatt looksmaxxing before GTA 6 is crazy
the little 'r u okay' got me (sounds kinda cute) also I say the same thing in the same tone lol 6:45
Youre so real for that
5:25
Boss: “hey can you come in on Thursday?”
Me: “Nah I’m dead that day”
currently pressing engine stop buttons but cant stop that jack manifold grind
Currently in the new mars colony and slowly starving but I can’t stop that jack manifold grind
16:20 whoever wrote that was like "haha this'd totally be awful right guys haha this'd totally suck haha... my body is a prison and i wish to be set free,"
as a trans person i see this as an absolute win
like i don’t even need the powers
real
As someone who has thought about me as the opposite sex, this is an absolute win. Free powers and free dick YIPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
lol on a more serious note, it's an even bigger win if the powers are like, shapeshifting, cause then I can just choose to present as whatever gender identity I want for the day, and also be an animal or even creature perhaps.
this is just like a win win
That's exactly why there's no bad part in this button... Please make it real, I wanna be a motherfucking woman vkkfrmdjisledjf
8:28 whenever schlatt breaks at his own jokes is so funny
guy talking about how he might die and finnishes his sentence with “no carrots”
theyre pressing my buttons.
Currently traveling through my time machine while running but I can’t stop that jack manifold grind
“I am beautiful” starts intensely mogging
Jack himself is already like 90% funny, with schlatt itll be 190% funny
16:26 i see this as an absolute win
REAL
REAL GOD (though having the penits is pretty cool so that'd suck)
😂😂😂 shlatt is a mood “I get to die”
Ok. But fr
Smashing my face rn but can't stop that jack manifold grind
10:52 i cockroach has landed on my soup while flying it was one of my most terrifying moments in my life
Schlatt would not press the button if it made him British, a fate worse than death.
16:24 THIS IS LITERALLY EVERYTHING I FUCMKNG WANT IN LIFE
Trans?
Nice me too
@@gokumuiyt4506 good-o
nice
Ya same
SAME I DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT THE POWERS
Jack wants schlatt to dominate him
??????
i love you
@@suffocationn.??????
@@LittleWristsI love the littlewrists reference
@@lunar7991 ??????
13:31 Not impossible at all. I look like Shrek, but my wife is a total babe. You just gotta be *really* funny.
My eyes may be dead because of the eclipse but gotta keep up that Jack Manifold grind
Joke’s getting old. Sigh
A little concerning how well Schlatt described the trinity and Catholicism in general.
The funny thing is I searched up "jack" to find this vid and it was the first channel that popped up
Jack really saw “you gain the powers of any fictional character” and thought “ah, yes, Batman! A man with no powers! Perfect choice!”
my house is getting broken into rn but I can't stop that jack manifold grind
16s, no comments, fell off
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Fr
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Schlatt is known for being a pro find/press the button player
5:50 Jack likes feeling juices in his mouth 💀
“We don’t have mosquitos in the UK” - man who has never left the midlands
10:10 what is bro on about?
"The UK is home to more than 30 types of native mosquito species" source wikipedia
CURRENTLY DYING BUT CANT STOP THE JACK MANIFOLD GRIND
12:30 why did he ask if he was blasting his bussy wtf jack 😭
😂
The immediate Tommy plug and then called him scrawny and weak 3 min later 😂
bro I looked at the channel and it's at exactly 100k subs. congrats!
The hell you mean we don’t have mosquitos in the UK?! Yeah we do!
4:04 HELP THIS IS MY LOCAL NEWS CHANNEL😭
The first one is basically the emperor from 40k
Even after his passing, “Schlapp’s” cultural relevance is shown through the inflated view counts of any video his likeness appears in. This is a phenomenon known as “JSchlatt Inflation.”
that godlike powers throne one brings out some fear and hunger vibes
6:40 My concern grows heavily ._. ' ....
people were like “why???” when i showed slight concern lol, did you see his mc stream yesterday? bro is def not okay
Fun fact about those engine start/stop buttons on cars: you CAN get them to turn the engine off while moving. the intended method is to hold it down, but too many people would forget that and panic in scenarios where it's needed, and they would just spam press the button. so the manufacturers turned that into an alternate way of doing it: spamming the button.
Unlimited bacon, but no games or; games, unlimited games, but no games.
if cockroaches are twice as big, then that makes it much harder for them to find their way into your house, so it's a winwin.
Jacks jawline looks like hes gonna tell me about his white nationalist group and schlatts jawline looks like he can tell you about every kind of shrimp
Phrasing it as ‘minecraft or getting out of this mess’ is a crazy way to put it - especially considering Schlatt’s millions
Damn bro.. Schlumberger os finally got a break from luring homeless men with cans of beans...
That fact that schlatt has had an intervention about his diet decisions from both jack and joe, you’d think schlatt would consider some things 😂
15:16 jack really be wanting that
Jack saying we dont have mosquitos is the biggest cap of all time
01:43 the emperor awaits
"about fucking time"
The Emperor protects
Somehow I just love the dynamic between Jack and Schlatt.
8:07 nah because this is just any adhd person unmedicated except you have to sleep
Currently being dragged into a river by fourteen gorillas but can't stop that Jack Manifold grind
5:38:PLEASE GIVE ME THIS! I LOVE POMEGRANATE SEEDS!
(the button is (for people who dont want to lose their time in the video):You have an unlimited supply of food but for every bite you take you must eat 1 pomegranate seed.)
What flag is that?
@@liamcluett6203 on my pfp? The aroace flag,it means i don't want any relationships beyond friendship
@@TheinternetCooki3 Yeah, that’s what I meant. Thanks
@@liamcluett6203 yw,I'm just here to spread the gay for pride month
Schlatt talking about his familys blood problems then talking about always getting bit by mosquitos is a very funny arc of dialogue
curently having a crisis but cant stop that jack manifold grind
jack you're the only person i will watch a video with shlatt in it for
9:57 I llive in Australia search up giant burrowing cockroach
Now imagine it 2 times bigger I’m still pressing that button every day of the week
wtffffff
@@Jesterisim I do also live next to a mangrove swamp with hundreds of thousands of mozzies in it
😂
Some car with flashing orange lights just pulled up to my house, a guy looked at the front door with a flashlight, and it's 4AM, but I CAN'T STOP THAT JACK MANIFOLD GRIND!!!
6:00 my parents banned me from having carrots when i was a kid because i would eat multiple everyday like a little rabbit
No bc same-😭
Ironically, rabbits don’t eat carrots, they have too much sugar for them
😂
13:48
Schlatt: I want to be beautiful
Jack: I am beautiful
Sigma music plays
16:24 this is an absolute win for the trans community
My exact thoughts super powers or not i get to be CIIIIIS
50%
One slight problem with getting rid of all mosquitoes, they’re found on every single continent except in the Arctic and Antarctic, making them a vital part of, quite literally, every ecosystem around the world (sadly)
11:11 OGGY AND THE COCKROACHES MENTIONED 🔥🔥🔥 WTF IS A NORMAL SIZED HOUSE 🗣️🗣️🗣️☝️☝️☝️🔥🔥🔥
2:35 You could literally just have the throne be put on a device like that one UA-camr who made a drivable bed on wheels
6:01 I honestly can’t blame him. I like a fair amount of fruits and vegetables, but the part of vegetables we eat aren’t that good for us anyway, and some just don’t taste good enough to constitute suffering through that meal for their inherent natural benefits.
2:06 I learnt that God, Jesus and The Holy Spirit are the same person but different people at school 💀
They're all extensions of the same thing/person
That's what the trinity is.
@milkak6823 I know :).
As I said, I learnt it at school, and they taught us about the trinity and whatnot.
12:32 POV: your at a Funeral 😭
i
lmao real😭
real
Jack Manifold comment section core
12:28 I think bro was blasting his bussy
7:32 Elon didn't make neuro link he just gave the guys who made it money.
We need a Jack & Schlatt Portal 2 stream.
15:11 LMAO
1:56 you can move the throne.
5:00 so you’re immortal until that happens.
6:00 big mistake. Carrots are great.
10:04 I am nit somewhere with cockroaches but that would be scary because they could be big enough to bite you and that seems way scarier.
16:19 where's the downside!
Youll figure it out a month after transforming
Exactly! Like who wouldn't wanna become the opposite sex?
@@whothefrickareyou8106 Or you choose a shapeshifter and never have to deal with anything...
15:14 "they well?" And then presses the button make me laugh so hard as I had gum I my mouth I started dieing from my spit, as I'm typing this, I need water, I will be right back
Guys… I pressed the button.
🤯
🫵😀
Schlatt telling us he doesnt eat fruit and veggies, is like a kid telling his parents that santa doesnt exist.
4:25 Bruh im an audio listener
What did you picture?
@@Abstrakt_YTgay porn
Watching this and listening to beastie boys and reading the Bible is a really awesome experience
11:23 my childhood
YES, Jack knows the Portal 2 solidarity HELL YEAH
0:01 welcome 🤭🤭
The first one is literally the plot to Don’t Starve 😭