16:20 whoever wrote that was like "haha this'd totally be awful right guys haha this'd totally suck haha... my body is a prison and i wish to be set free,"
As someone who has thought about me as the opposite sex, this is an absolute win. Free powers and free dick YIPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. lol on a more serious note, it's an even bigger win if the powers are like, shapeshifting, cause then I can just choose to present as whatever gender identity I want for the day, and also be an animal or even creature perhaps.
One slight problem with getting rid of all mosquitoes, they’re found on every single continent except in the Arctic and Antarctic, making them a vital part of, quite literally, every ecosystem around the world (sadly)
Even after his passing, “Schlapp’s” cultural relevance is shown through the inflated view counts of any video his likeness appears in. This is a phenomenon known as “JSchlatt Inflation.”
Some car with flashing orange lights just pulled up to my house, a guy looked at the front door with a flashlight, and it's 4AM, but I CAN'T STOP THAT JACK MANIFOLD GRIND!!!
5:38:PLEASE GIVE ME THIS! I LOVE POMEGRANATE SEEDS! (the button is (for people who dont want to lose their time in the video):You have an unlimited supply of food but for every bite you take you must eat 1 pomegranate seed.)
Jacks jawline looks like hes gonna tell me about his white nationalist group and schlatts jawline looks like he can tell you about every kind of shrimp
1:56 you can move the throne. 5:00 so you’re immortal until that happens. 6:00 big mistake. Carrots are great. 10:04 I am nit somewhere with cockroaches but that would be scary because they could be big enough to bite you and that seems way scarier.
the immediate tommy plug 😭
Tommy got a hold on him
being paid to be in america too bro
@@memerman4366The American dream
Link in the description guys
uhh tommy plug lol sus if u think about it with a dirty mind lol
As an unlicensed pilot i love pressing buttons
my dad was an unlicensed pilot... haven't seem him since september 2001, but i'm sure he's fine
@@memerman4366Yeah dude my dad was on a plane at that exact time! Never came back from America. Hes probably fine.
💀
My cousins visited the twin towers in new york haven't seen them since i hope they're doing fine
😅💀💀💀
schlatt plugging sleep deprived instead of his server or his channel or something is really cool to me as a fan
he's committed to the goonsesh, also he got nothing to advertise for himself he literally made no content for the past month
he already knows that he makes more money than he can ever spend, so he plugs a channel where others can benefit from as well
@@haus16a I think it's cause he just doesn't make videos
Currently getting shot at by schlatt’s cats but I can’t stop that jack grind
currently gettting incredibly annoyed of "jack manifold grind" comments but cant stop that jack manifold grind
ok memerman @@memerman4366
Currently getting annoyed by the “im getting annoyed by the jack manifold grind” comments but cant stop that jack manifold grind
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currently getting incredibly threatened to post this comment but cant stop that jack manifold grind
'anglican world' 💀
as someone raised Anglican i can confirm Anglican world is crazy out here
I'm Anglican and I'm sobbing rn 😭
As an angelican....we do believe in the trinity and I'm confused
@@WarriorGemYeah. But not the Trinity of the Catholic God. You got that weird pseudo-Prod God
@@IsaiahINRI that's kind of terrifying ngl
“You bite into it and *THE JUICES FILL YOUR MOUTH* ”
-Jack Manifold
i like oranges but that verbiage makes me never want to eat one again
looking at the eclips is less dangerous then looking at king neptunes head
Bald!
BALD
BALD
BALD
MY EYES!!!
THE UK DEFININETLY DOES HAVE MOSQUITTOS
yes
I’ve never seen a mosquito in the UK.. idk if that’s just the southwest but I’ve never seen one down here. Closest thing I’ve seen is a horsefly 😭
Arent they just midgies?
Where are they though omg? I've literally never seen any of them ever
@@frankie2366 definitely get them in london at least, normally only when its hot though
Schlatt just bashing his lymph nodes with the theragun while saying "ow" just knocked the wind out of me, idek man.
god, every time I see a Jack and "schlatt" collab I wish they were still both alive, R.I.P
UA-cam asked me to rate this comment (I rated this the lowest I could)
Rip o7
@@CaptainIceMuncher thank you man you a real one
Jshitt died?
@@sonofabriskeyyeah sorry man 😞
13:09 foxy from one piece was the last thing id expect to see😭
fEEe feh feh feh feh lmao
Best character
@@Dogmccheeseno tf he aint(at least not in the anime)
Fefefefeefefefefefefef
😂
the random Foxy appearance is so funny to me cuz why was it him of literally ALL One Piece characters lmao
insanely hilarious to me too
i'm in a mental asylum for putting a severed foot in a paper shredder but i can't stop that jack manifold grind
aww you're so me coded 😁😁❤❤
aww i love that for you
thanks guys, your support is really appreciated
Should have used a blender
respect🔥
Currently in the back of a moving van, tied up and blindfolded but I cant stop that Jack Manifold grind
every time i see schlatt in a t-shirt i feel unnerved, as though i had forgotten he has skin and arms
currently being forced to press a button with sever consequences to my sanity but cant stop that Jack manifold grind
4:37 Schlatt looksmaxxing before GTA 6 is crazy
currently pressing engine stop buttons but cant stop that jack manifold grind
theyre pressing my buttons.
1st button is literally the Emperor of Mankind from 40k
EXACTLY
Or Maxwell from don’t starve
the little 'r u okay' got me (sounds kinda cute) also I say the same thing in the same tone lol 6:45
Youre so real for that
16:26 i see this as an absolute win
REAL
REAL GOD (though having the penits is pretty cool so that'd suck)
16s, no comments, fell off
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“I am beautiful” starts intensely mogging
5:25
Boss: “hey can you come in on Thursday?”
Me: “Nah I’m dead that day”
Jack wants schlatt to dominate him
??????
i love you
@@suffocationn.??????
@@LittleWristsI love the littlewrists reference
@@lunar7991 ??????
Currently traveling through my time machine while running but I can’t stop that jack manifold grind
16:20 whoever wrote that was like "haha this'd totally be awful right guys haha this'd totally suck haha... my body is a prison and i wish to be set free,"
as a trans person i see this as an absolute win
like i don’t even need the powers
real
As someone who has thought about me as the opposite sex, this is an absolute win. Free powers and free dick YIPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
lol on a more serious note, it's an even bigger win if the powers are like, shapeshifting, cause then I can just choose to present as whatever gender identity I want for the day, and also be an animal or even creature perhaps.
this is just like a win win
That's exactly why there's no bad part in this button... Please make it real, I wanna be a motherfucking woman vkkfrmdjisledjf
Currently in the new mars colony and slowly starving but I can’t stop that jack manifold grind
Jack himself is already like 90% funny, with schlatt itll be 190% funny
16:24 THIS IS LITERALLY EVERYTHING I FUCMKNG WANT IN LIFE
Trans?
Nice me too
@@gokumuiyt4506 good-o
nice
Ya same
SAME I DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT THE POWERS
8:28 whenever schlatt breaks at his own jokes is so funny
Smashing my face rn but can't stop that jack manifold grind
6:40 My concern grows heavily ._. ' ....
people were like “why???” when i showed slight concern lol, did you see his mc stream yesterday? bro is def not okay
😂😂😂 shlatt is a mood “I get to die”
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Jack Manifold comment section core
CURRENTLY DYING BUT CANT STOP THE JACK MANIFOLD GRIND
Schlatt is known for being a pro find/press the button player
Jack really saw “you gain the powers of any fictional character” and thought “ah, yes, Batman! A man with no powers! Perfect choice!”
that godlike powers throne one brings out some fear and hunger vibes
My eyes may be dead because of the eclipse but gotta keep up that Jack Manifold grind
Joke’s getting old. Sigh
Schlatt would not press the button if it made him British, a fate worse than death.
10:52 i cockroach has landed on my soup while flying it was one of my most terrifying moments in my life
my house is getting broken into rn but I can't stop that jack manifold grind
12:30 why did he ask if he was blasting his bussy wtf jack 😭
😂
Somehow I just love the dynamic between Jack and Schlatt.
The funny thing is I searched up "jack" to find this vid and it was the first channel that popped up
guy talking about how he might die and finnishes his sentence with “no carrots”
01:43 the emperor awaits
"about fucking time"
The Emperor protects
15:16 jack really be wanting that
A little concerning how well Schlatt described the trinity and Catholicism in general.
Pikuniku soundtrack. That's cool.
10:10 what is bro on about?
"The UK is home to more than 30 types of native mosquito species" source wikipedia
16:24 this is an absolute win for the trans community
My exact thoughts super powers or not i get to be CIIIIIS
50%
The immediate Tommy plug and then called him scrawny and weak 3 min later 😂
9:45 well, its happened
4:25 Bruh im an audio listener
What did you picture?
@@Abstrakt_YTgay porn
jack you're the only person i will watch a video with shlatt in it for
4:04 HELP THIS IS MY LOCAL NEWS CHANNEL😭
Unlimited bacon, but no games or; games, unlimited games, but no games.
9:57 I llive in Australia search up giant burrowing cockroach
Now imagine it 2 times bigger I’m still pressing that button every day of the week
wtffffff
@@Jesterisim I do also live next to a mangrove swamp with hundreds of thousands of mozzies in it
😂
bro I looked at the channel and it's at exactly 100k subs. congrats!
16:19 where's the downside!
Youll figure it out a month after transforming
Exactly! Like who wouldn't wanna become the opposite sex?
@@whothefrickareyou8106 Or you choose a shapeshifter and never have to deal with anything...
Jack, brown is a shade of orange.
The hell you mean we don’t have mosquitos in the UK?! Yeah we do!
Jack saying we dont have mosquitos is the biggest cap of all time
13:51 🤫🧏♂️
HAHA
@@Lollittle2305😐
@@bewtnewt ❓
Phrasing it as ‘minecraft or getting out of this mess’ is a crazy way to put it - especially considering Schlatt’s millions
11:11 OGGY AND THE COCKROACHES MENTIONED 🔥🔥🔥 WTF IS A NORMAL SIZED HOUSE 🗣️🗣️🗣️☝️☝️☝️🔥🔥🔥
if cockroaches are twice as big, then that makes it much harder for them to find their way into your house, so it's a winwin.
Yay more schlinkus collabs
5:50 Jack likes feeling juices in his mouth 💀
11:23 my childhood
Not the one piece foxy reference
13:31 Not impossible at all. I look like Shrek, but my wife is a total babe. You just gotta be *really* funny.
Schlatt talking about his familys blood problems then talking about always getting bit by mosquitos is a very funny arc of dialogue
Damn bro.. Schlumberger os finally got a break from luring homeless men with cans of beans...
13:48
Schlatt: I want to be beautiful
Jack: I am beautiful
Sigma music plays
curently having a crisis but cant stop that jack manifold grind
cant stop the jack manifold grind
17:37 bro pokemon fans cheating the system with this one
One slight problem with getting rid of all mosquitoes, they’re found on every single continent except in the Arctic and Antarctic, making them a vital part of, quite literally, every ecosystem around the world (sadly)
Guys… I pressed the button.
🤯
🫵😀
Fuck, you two share the best humor, y'all's conversations always trip me out. 😂
Even after his passing, “Schlapp’s” cultural relevance is shown through the inflated view counts of any video his likeness appears in. This is a phenomenon known as “JSchlatt Inflation.”
Some car with flashing orange lights just pulled up to my house, a guy looked at the front door with a flashlight, and it's 4AM, but I CAN'T STOP THAT JACK MANIFOLD GRIND!!!
8:07 nah because this is just any adhd person unmedicated except you have to sleep
9:56 Mosquitoes are actually a vital pollinator and wiping them out would cause mass extinction of flowers
6:00 my parents banned me from having carrots when i was a kid because i would eat multiple everyday like a little rabbit
No bc same-😭
Ironically, rabbits don’t eat carrots, they have too much sugar for them
😂
The first one was literally to become the God Emperor from 40K
I was looking for this comment lol
5:38:PLEASE GIVE ME THIS! I LOVE POMEGRANATE SEEDS!
(the button is (for people who dont want to lose their time in the video):You have an unlimited supply of food but for every bite you take you must eat 1 pomegranate seed.)
What flag is that?
@@liamcluett6203 on my pfp? The aroace flag,it means i don't want any relationships beyond friendship
@@TheinternetCooki3 Yeah, that’s what I meant. Thanks
@@liamcluett6203 yw,I'm just here to spread the gay for pride month
16:20 YES GOD FUCK PLEASE YES
Jacks jawline looks like hes gonna tell me about his white nationalist group and schlatts jawline looks like he can tell you about every kind of shrimp
When I searched Jack the first 5 vids were his vids and the sixth vid was a Tommyinit
Nya ichi ni san Nya arigato
The first one is literally the plot to Don’t Starve 😭
HI JACK
1:56 you can move the throne.
5:00 so you’re immortal until that happens.
6:00 big mistake. Carrots are great.
10:04 I am nit somewhere with cockroaches but that would be scary because they could be big enough to bite you and that seems way scarier.
0:01 welcome 🤭🤭
First one is literally the Emperor of Mankind