Demetri Martin Performs Stand-Up

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  • @METAL-ADDICT
    @METAL-ADDICT 6 років тому +426

    Demetri Martin never gets old lol AND he doesn't age either.

    • @gauthamsuresh3226
      @gauthamsuresh3226 6 років тому +4

      Jay Teranova isn't that the same thing?

    • @Skyte100
      @Skyte100 6 років тому +6

      @@gauthamsuresh3226 No.

    • @Avohaj
      @Avohaj 6 років тому +4

      ​@@gauthamsuresh3226 It's a pun. "something is getting old" can also mean it's no longer interesting or entertaining (e.g. overused jokes can "get old fast")

    • @gauthamsuresh3226
      @gauthamsuresh3226 6 років тому +3

      Ruji clearly no one here got my sarcasm 😂😂

    • @Enso.
      @Enso. 6 років тому +4

      @@Avohaj when the whoosher is actually the whooshee

  • @nebulousisgod
    @nebulousisgod 6 років тому +34

    This man is a damned comedy scientist. Reminds me of other great one-liner comics of this generation such as Kevin Nealon, Mitch Hedberg and Steven Wright. He deserves more credit. And money. And so do I, for that matter.

  • @lazyperfectionist1
    @lazyperfectionist1 6 років тому +209

    "75% of all German Shepherds are dogs."
    Ja. Das Stimmt.

  • @airlinena
    @airlinena 6 років тому +121

    Demetri Martin the Ageless comic. And a damn good one at that! 👍🏻😁

    • @JoelEmberson
      @JoelEmberson 3 роки тому +1

      hard to believe he is either 21 or 49 in this clip

  • @fairyqueengee
    @fairyqueengee 6 років тому +198

    USED TO WATCH HIM WHEN I WAS LIKE 12 AND HE STILL LOOKS THE SAME

    • @furiousgtz
      @furiousgtz 6 років тому

      me too. Comedy Central 2002. He looks the same.

    • @jasonruka1665
      @jasonruka1665 5 років тому

      Lol!! Right?!

    • @whatnowbenow
      @whatnowbenow 3 роки тому

      Was thinking the same thing.

  • @shotjohnny
    @shotjohnny 6 років тому +61

    I think you either get Dimitri's humor or you don't. Too bad there were so many in the audience who didn't. Was this his best set? No. But even with that, he's better than most comedians. 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

    • @philipt5397
      @philipt5397 6 років тому +2

      Watched this one and his Ellen set he did a couple weeks ago. Definitely some good ones, the bungee jumping killed me, but I think he does a lot better with his prop comedy. Seems like he's trying to come back and just hasn't hit his stride yet.

  • @adrienrodriguez250
    @adrienrodriguez250 6 років тому +112

    *important things with Demetri Martin was an amazing show*

    • @piratecheese13
      @piratecheese13 4 роки тому +2

      so was Kröd Mändoon and the Flaming Sword of Fire
      also the The Jeff Dunham Show was a thing
      Comedy Central has a history of taking great stand up acts and putting them in a weekly format to crash and burn.

    • @LegendofBen
      @LegendofBen 2 роки тому

      Season 2 was a bit weak, season 1 was way better.

  • @Jivolt
    @Jivolt 6 років тому +55

    This man is absolutely brilliant. His Stand Up Comedian album is golden.

  • @clarkin07
    @clarkin07 6 років тому +58

    Really funny. Reminds me a bit of the late great Mitch Hedberg

    • @cazzenova9286
      @cazzenova9286 5 років тому +2

      yeah! similiar styles, deadpan, surreal and absurd even

  • @Sam_on_YouTube
    @Sam_on_YouTube 6 років тому +20

    Interesting to watch him feeling out the crowd. Presumably on his upcomming tour he'll be getting ready for his next special. It was too long between his first and second. Glad to see him getting right back out there after his last one.

  • @togawe
    @togawe 6 років тому +3

    One of my all time favorite comedians! This had me in tears

  • @alexanderordinary2110
    @alexanderordinary2110 6 років тому +3

    i met this guy a few years ago in Texas, he is actually mellow and very laid back. way cooler than most celebs, good to see he is still "foolin them" after all these years

  • @AozoraUltra2006
    @AozoraUltra2006 6 років тому +2

    he's so happy in this one. I love all the disses at the audience

  • @BothHands1
    @BothHands1 6 років тому +5

    One of the best comedians in history!
    I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard 😂 😂
    Crowd warmed up at the end, but i feel like maybe they didn't get some of his jokes.
    The one took me about 10 seconds and i started canning myself about the last joke when he was already in the next one
    But that's what i love about him. The joke always clicks a second or two after the punchline, rather than at the exact moment.
    I wonder if he has a new show out since i last saw him a few years ago. I love the ones where he draws, they fuckin kill me
    This guy is a legend! Up there with Mitch Hedfield as one of my top 5 fav comics.

  • @caffeinatednation8885
    @caffeinatednation8885 6 років тому +3

    Secret love child of Ray Romano and Howard Wolowitz with the humor of Mitch Hedburg.

  • @townsville69
    @townsville69 6 років тому +16

    I'm totally using the Sports bar joke from now on.

  • @isaactfa
    @isaactfa 6 років тому +38

    This guy is hilarious without even trying.

  • @abbasidbpx
    @abbasidbpx 6 років тому +8

    Demetria is one of my favorite comedians. I have a lot of favorites though!!

  • @leadspot
    @leadspot 6 років тому +80

    Ice Bear approves this 👍🏼

  • @virginiachris80
    @virginiachris80 6 років тому +5

    Martin broke my funny bone with the shoe size-fraction bit and taking it to 100 with the 75% of German shepherds are dogs bit because he never gave up on the joke because fractions.
    Feet get specific because fractions and a lack of life specificity yields better horoscopes.

  • @Cancun771
    @Cancun771 6 років тому +20

    He's either vastly overestimating our national German wool production or underestimating the number of dogs.
    Probably didn't factor in all the Alsatians.

  • @concrete490
    @concrete490 6 років тому +4

    One of my current favs. I was expecting new material but these were still good to hear again.

  • @bigbuttboy3462
    @bigbuttboy3462 6 років тому +9

    Give this man his own show again!!!
    DO IT!DO IT!DO IT!DO IT!DO IT!DO IT!DO IT!DO IT!DO IT!DO IT!DO IT!DO IT!DO IT!DO IT!DO IT!DO IT!DO IT!DO IT!DO IT!DO IT!DO IT!

  • @ShaDevil07
    @ShaDevil07 6 років тому +61

    I see Dmitri, I clicked as fast as I could!

  • @yuubae
    @yuubae 5 років тому +1

    I missed Demetri Martin. ❤️ Also, it's amazing to see two (hilarious) Greek guests on the show -- and back-to-back! 🇬🇷

  • @mikeclarke952
    @mikeclarke952 6 років тому +5

    This guy's been around for 20 yrs and doesn't look a day older than yesterday. If Steve Martin and Demetri Martin had a baby boy, he'd be called Martin.

    • @neilsthepoet
      @neilsthepoet 5 років тому

      Mike kirock he’d be a guitar....

  • @chickensdone1
    @chickensdone1 5 років тому

    I could listen to his jokes all day and never get tired of them.

  • @nathanieI
    @nathanieI 6 років тому +2

    Demetri's great. Heard he's coming to Dublin. so excited :D

  • @Swordtee40
    @Swordtee40 6 років тому +3

    The German Shepherd joke really got me XD

  • @pleochrome
    @pleochrome 6 років тому +22

    OOOOH I’VE MISSED HIM

  • @mistadomino
    @mistadomino 6 років тому +1

    He is great!

  • @evinn
    @evinn 6 років тому +259

    Wow this audience is stale. I hate to see good comics bomb

    • @lucrativelyrics8131
      @lucrativelyrics8131 6 років тому +2

      he semi-bombed on ellen too (*now the guitar prop helps; like a stringed instrument version of the rim-shot

    • @PiitaaDerbez
      @PiitaaDerbez 5 років тому

      He keeps bombing on national television...
      Maybe it means that he um sucks? Funny how it's always a bad audience and never that he sucks hahaha

    • @Onlybadtakes2589
      @Onlybadtakes2589 5 років тому +1

      @Ellis Dee wow, thats a bit harsh lol Hart may not make you laugh since comedy is subjective, but his techniques are great. I mean, just look up videos of other comedians praising him.

    • @teletesselator
      @teletesselator 5 років тому

      Nothing he said was funny!
      Only the sports bar joke made me even chuckle. The rest were just stupid!

    • @Wingoball69
      @Wingoball69 4 роки тому

      i feel like he was doing well in the beginning, but after he stumbled on the word religiously he seemed to "get into his head" as some comics would say which fucked with the vibe of the performance. Let me know im crazy but thats how i felt when i saw it.

  • @Willskull
    @Willskull 6 років тому +24

    His Funny or Die show "our fascinating planet" is just too good lol

    • @dreaminginnoother
      @dreaminginnoother 6 років тому +2

      I actually tremendously watching that like 6 years ago. Worth the re-release though. Very funny

    • @airlinena
      @airlinena 6 років тому +4

      Love that show. Intelligent humor is a rare thing these days

    • @noahstevens3060
      @noahstevens3060 6 років тому +3

      I recently found it and asked myself out loud " how have I not seen this". It's so good.

    • @CNWhatImSaiyan
      @CNWhatImSaiyan 6 років тому +1

      Willskull He freaking owns as Ice Bear on We Bare Bears!

  • @sadoshi
    @sadoshi 6 років тому +1

    Absolute Gold

  • @rjphllps7
    @rjphllps7 6 років тому +9

    The Best Ice Bear ever!!!

  • @strangewayfaringstranger
    @strangewayfaringstranger 6 років тому +1

    I clicked like before the video even started haha. I love his comedy. Reminds me a bit of Mitch too.

  • @margoelizabethmiller
    @margoelizabethmiller 6 років тому +61

    L-shaped sofa...lowercase.

    • @TentinQuarantino_
      @TentinQuarantino_ 6 років тому +4

      I was busting up so hard at that and Colbert’s audience was like, duuuhhhhh

  • @supermahmoud
    @supermahmoud 6 років тому +1

    I love this guy !

  • @BlakieTT
    @BlakieTT 6 років тому +16

    I loved that music he was playing and the jokes too. Think the audience kinda sucked... those damn bottom audience people :p

  • @JoshuaFletch
    @JoshuaFletch 6 років тому +1

    The German Shepherds one got me a little too much, haha

  • @FairuzaMNasir
    @FairuzaMNasir 6 років тому +2

    Ice bear! ♥️❄️

  • @gnmeisterzero
    @gnmeisterzero 6 років тому +60

    He's great, the audience sucks!

    • @oogachaka3447
      @oogachaka3447 6 років тому

      Yeah, you probably got encephalitis. That sucks (for you).

    • @Naught359
      @Naught359 6 років тому +4

      You got that confused with "He sucks, the audience just doesn't think he's great."

    • @AverageThinking
      @AverageThinking 5 років тому

      Yeah the audience sucks. They’re fans of Stephen Colbert’s pathetic, over political, brain melting jokes. There’s no way they are going to get jokes that require a brain to keep up. Could you imagine them at a Bo Burnham routine? I can.....it would be dead silent. Until Bo throws them a crude sexual reference bone at which point they all laugh... because culture

    • @oogachaka3447
      @oogachaka3447 5 років тому +1

      @@AverageThinking Your handle checks out.

    • @AverageThinking
      @AverageThinking 5 років тому

      oogachaka Thanks....I think ;P

  • @HIGHTS
    @HIGHTS 6 років тому +2

    yessss!! Demetri is hilarious!!

  • @michellepartridge8558
    @michellepartridge8558 6 років тому

    Loved the sports bars joke. 😁

  • @elegantdisarray
    @elegantdisarray 6 років тому

    Always been my favorite comedian all around ✌😎👍

  • @HectorHernandez-ui7sy
    @HectorHernandez-ui7sy 4 роки тому

    Ice Bear!!! Ice Bear's gonna tell jokes. Ha ha.

  • @chrisoberg6888
    @chrisoberg6888 6 років тому +2

    Man I used to watch his show back in like 2010 lol...shit was hilarious.

  • @lizannedsouza1838
    @lizannedsouza1838 4 роки тому +1

    I've never seen him smile at his own joke before

  • @pseudonymble
    @pseudonymble 6 років тому

    Sportsbars! Nailed it!

  • @bluesquirrel3919
    @bluesquirrel3919 6 років тому +1

    I LOVE DEMETRI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @spookyrosev6467
    @spookyrosev6467 6 років тому +2

    I would so buy that Benjamin Franklin book

  • @maxxtubing
    @maxxtubing 5 років тому

    Most intelligent stand up comedian ever! Love you Demetri!

  • @Jordison888888
    @Jordison888888 6 років тому

    I fucking love this guy

  • @AzizMD001
    @AzizMD001 5 років тому +1

    Really Reminds me of Mitch Hedburg RIP

  • @ginkgotriloba4623
    @ginkgotriloba4623 6 років тому +1

    this is fascinating

  • @williamangel4370
    @williamangel4370 6 років тому

    I used to love his stand up, back when comedy Central actually showed stand up specials, I feel bad for comedians when they do late night shows tough to get the crowd behind you, when they do thirsty sets at clubs ppl who get the sense of humor are the ones paying to see him and know and like his style

  • @dennisstempher9684
    @dennisstempher9684 6 років тому

    Whaaaaaaaaat!?! Demitri Martin and Jason Mantzoukas in one show? Dunno if my brain can handle this much funny! ;-) (awesome though, so thanks Steven!)

  • @jimsvideos7201
    @jimsvideos7201 6 років тому +9

    Bungee jumping omg.

  • @fightingback7185
    @fightingback7185 2 роки тому

    The guitar is a nice touch

  • @JugHead1
    @JugHead1 6 років тому

    DEMETRIIIIII WE LOOOOOOVE YOUUUU

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 6 років тому +56

    The German Shepard bit took me too long.. I'm slippin'.

    • @alimackerali9259
      @alimackerali9259 6 років тому +1

      New Message I see your on a late night show binge. Welcome.

    • @strangewayfaringstranger
      @strangewayfaringstranger 6 років тому

      It's all those new messages lol

    • @CNWhatImSaiyan
      @CNWhatImSaiyan 6 років тому

      New Message Ice Bear has that effect on people 😅❄️
      (One update later: still no polar bear emoji...)

  • @nursultantulyakbay7070
    @nursultantulyakbay7070 4 роки тому

    Loved the comedy, as usual. The guitar was a bit distracting, though.

  • @jonvandenplas5051
    @jonvandenplas5051 6 років тому

    good way to work in some nice one liners

  • @TheRealHucasys
    @TheRealHucasys 6 років тому +1

    Funny, reminds me very much of Mitch Hedberg.

  • @Soymaid
    @Soymaid 6 років тому

    WHOO, BEN FRANKLIN!
    WHOO, FRACTIONS!

  • @tinalumenta
    @tinalumenta 5 років тому +1

    Ice Bear!

  • @troykern4768
    @troykern4768 5 років тому +9

    this crowd are the type of people i don't wanna be around

  • @sdfkjgh
    @sdfkjgh 6 років тому

    When I read the description, I thought it said "Wandering Mud". Only realized my mistake at the end of the video, when Stephen said the correct word.

  • @johnchristenson
    @johnchristenson 6 років тому +3

    Definitely influenced by Mitch. Solid set.

  • @maskof
    @maskof 4 роки тому

    Demetri is a good boy. His Yiaya makes him Souvlaki with Tzatziki sauce. He tells jokes.

  • @gastonforde2121
    @gastonforde2121 3 роки тому +1

    Ice Bear is the best.

  • @who818
    @who818 6 років тому

    Where have you been!!?

  • @Rainy-In-The-Desert
    @Rainy-In-The-Desert 6 років тому

    Wow he's hilarious! First timer here

  • @NephariusMusic
    @NephariusMusic 6 років тому +6

    Lmao that was great.

  • @moodybassist
    @moodybassist 6 років тому

    *demetri is funny as hell lmao*

  • @bobzter434
    @bobzter434 6 років тому +3

    When was last when you saw bangs?

  • @TI_Ted
    @TI_Ted 6 років тому

    The more I watch the Stephen Colbert show the more I love it. The band is amazing, the theme tune is the best, the guests are likable - this one is brilliant, and Stephen is a genius and I love him.

  • @Nitrostrike9000
    @Nitrostrike9000 6 років тому +4

    ICE BEAR!!!!

  • @budani1473
    @budani1473 6 років тому +11

    my god this man is a legend

  • @bromleyben2004
    @bromleyben2004 6 років тому +1

    He reminds me of British comedian Milton Jones

  • @thegee-tahguy4877
    @thegee-tahguy4877 5 років тому

    Wow, He's playing a Voyage Air "foldable" guitar. I think it's a VM-02. You'd think he'd play a Martin.

    • @brianwalsh7931
      @brianwalsh7931 5 років тому

      No way. A Martin would not tolerate that incessant, repetitious, bridge-less, picking. All the strings would break and it would burst into flames in protest.
      Good comic though. He just needs to quit bringing that irritating guitar on stage with him, or play a song instead of that nightmare background noise.

  • @thekillerwaldo
    @thekillerwaldo 6 років тому

    this guy is hilarious

  • @Madvillainy91
    @Madvillainy91 6 років тому +2

    I miss his show: Important Things

  • @TentinQuarantino_
    @TentinQuarantino_ 6 років тому +1

    Demetri is Tom Cruise if you took away his ego and replaced it with a brain. He rules.

  • @TheStorm119
    @TheStorm119 6 років тому +3

    God I love Demetri Martin.

  • @carolynreidy7189
    @carolynreidy7189 5 років тому

    its like people dont have the attention span for really clever dry humor anymore..which i know is weird to say cause his jokes are short but they're usually really subtly layered and you can tell his thought process was complex, you have to pay attention and sometimes the full joke even takes a second to hit you. its like people need a loud noise or an overdone impression every 5 seconds to stay entertained..makes sense with colberts audience though. nothing wrong with that kind of humor but i wish there was more of demetri and the like in the mainstream

  • @Cappuccino1250
    @Cappuccino1250 6 років тому +1

    This guy is amazing

  • @Sisterhoodofthesoul
    @Sisterhoodofthesoul 6 років тому

    Demetri Martin!!

  • @BrownThunderBass
    @BrownThunderBass 6 років тому

    Folks ain’t ready for this

  • @FaiGal
    @FaiGal 5 років тому

    This guy's comedy is actually really smart which is so hilarious. Most of them just flew over ppls head, it's quite sad.

  • @pallavprabhakar
    @pallavprabhakar 6 років тому

    It's just a rerun of his Netflix special

  • @babycakes2077
    @babycakes2077 6 років тому

    I’m in ❤️

  • @lucrativelyrics8131
    @lucrativelyrics8131 6 років тому

    not a former daily show "correspondent" (*a former "contributer" - & why wasn't demetri martin @ jon stewart's finale show??

  • @Relmyna
    @Relmyna 6 років тому

    Why does this remind me of Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy?

    • @juliuscaesart
      @juliuscaesart 5 років тому

      Rel I miss those. Clever and observational.

  • @soggyjungle6065
    @soggyjungle6065 6 років тому

    Wow, time warp!

  • @lewist2ca
    @lewist2ca 6 років тому

    Kinda funny. A few good chuckles. Sports bar joke at 2:45 though might be a case of "too soon" given recent Borderline tragedy.

  • @algblessed1975
    @algblessed1975 6 років тому +3

    Just discovered him..saw his movie.... Dan on Showtime. Funny sweet kinda sad 😔

  • @berke2336
    @berke2336 6 років тому

    HE DOESN'T AGE... His freaking comedy central show from 2010 was made when he was in his early 40s... dude looks legit the exact same I don't get it

  • @peege-ayclarke5511
    @peege-ayclarke5511 6 років тому +1

    Best book ever.

  • @parkchaeyong5169
    @parkchaeyong5169 5 років тому +1

    OMG ICE BEAR