Who Teases Noob Saibot the Best? (Relationship Clan Banter Intro Dialogues) MK 11

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  • Опубліковано 15 чер 2024
  • 0:00 - Everyone roasting Noob Saibot.
    10:36 - Noob Saibot returning the favor.
    We continue the series of “Who is the better roaster” with a little bit of a change - In this episode we collect the best roasts of Noob Saibot by all the fighters from MK 11. Who has the most savage roast of Noob Saibot? But to make things “fair & balanced” we’ll also give the roastee the chance to get back at those who roasted him. Enjoy. :)
    Johnny Cage Flirts With His Own Daughter Cassie Cage : • MK 11 - Johnny Cage Fl...
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    [ Mortal Kombat 11 is the latest installment in the critically acclaimed franchise, providing a deeper and more personalised experience than ever before with an all new Custom Character Variation System that gives players the creative control to customise versions of the entire character roster. Developed by award-winning NetherRealm Studios, Mortal Kombat 11 will introduce a new cinematic story continuing the epic saga that is more than 25 years in the making. ]
    [ Featuring characters such as Shao Kahn, Scorpion, Raiden, Sub-Zero, Sonya Blade, Kotal Kahn, Skarlet, Baraka, Geras, Kano, D'Vorah, Kabal, Jade, Johnny Cage, Cassie Cage, Erron Black, Jacqui Briggs, Noob Saibot, Liu Kang, Kung Lao, Jax Briggs, Cetrion, The Kollector, Kitana and Frost. ]
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    [ Who Teases Noob Saibot the best? (relationship banter intro dialogues) mk 11 ]
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    Outro Music “Honor For All” by John Licht & Daniel Licht
    #MK11 #MortalKombat11 #NoobSaibot
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  • @nev6086
    @nev6086 4 роки тому +1802

    Subtitles in the first seconds: beyond beyond beyond beyond be happier be hard be hard be hard

    • @ChengTeoh
      @ChengTeoh  4 роки тому +103

      LOL, google translate in action is just a beautiful sight to behold. It will be missed once the machines learn to be 100% accurate or at least close to it. XD

    • @nev6086
      @nev6086 4 роки тому +7

      Cheng Teoh it just made my day

    • @jalenikezeue4114
      @jalenikezeue4114 4 роки тому +2

      Nivedha S. Krishnaraj What is the Difference between a Thug and a Thief

    • @nev6086
      @nev6086 4 роки тому +3

      Jalen Ikezeue a thief takes your stuff, a thug takes you down. You can be a thug and a thief

    • @user-wk8ck8vi2y
      @user-wk8ck8vi2y 4 роки тому +4

      Nivedha S. Krishnaraj
      XD

  • @losyle
    @losyle 5 років тому +3497

    Noob: "I was killed unjustly"
    Raiden: "For that, Scorpion lost my trust"
    Noob: "That is not justice"
    My dude Noob got a point right there

    • @ChengTeoh
      @ChengTeoh  5 років тому +550

      raiden, the source of many problems. XD

    • @losyle
      @losyle 5 років тому +64

      Cheng Teoh he sure is 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @mihailiancu7680
      @mihailiancu7680 5 років тому +310

      Raiden: "...let me consult with the elder gods.." :d

    • @byronmurphy9996
      @byronmurphy9996 5 років тому +54

      @@losyle well he had knowledge that bi han murdered his family so scorpion got revenge he didn't know it was quan chi and u can't blame scorpion for that

    • @jordanthomas7798
      @jordanthomas7798 5 років тому +12

      Tired Person it was Quan Chi not Bi Han

  • @erielmartin8130
    @erielmartin8130 5 років тому +6167

    When you make fun of the edgy emo kid and see him after 20 years.

  • @TheOnirayju
    @TheOnirayju 4 роки тому +992

    I love how everyone calls him by his real name, like he's that one emo kid who wants to be called archangel or something and he's just called steven

    • @cheesybeans9476
      @cheesybeans9476 3 роки тому +56

      It's cause he doesn't really have a nick name... noob saibot isn't what he calls himself

    • @SkyhawkJD
      @SkyhawkJD 2 роки тому +19

      Emo kid or overweight anime weeb guy

    • @cheesybeans9476
      @cheesybeans9476 2 роки тому +28

      @@SkyhawkJD nope he's the emo kid, he's not overweight and seems like the kinda guy whose like "ew anime, cringe"

    • @fightingmedialounge519
      @fightingmedialounge519 2 роки тому +1

      There's actually a surprising overlap cheesy.

    • @cheesybeans9476
      @cheesybeans9476 2 роки тому +1

      @@fightingmedialounge519 ?

  • @wathson
    @wathson 5 років тому +1528

    Noob's vocabulary: Death, Bi-Han, Death, Shadow, Death, Darkness, Evil...did I mention "Death"?

  • @potatoman5498
    @potatoman5498 5 років тому +2734

    quick summary:
    Noob: I was the first sub-zero!
    Literally everyone: No one liked you.
    Noob: *WhAt Do YoU mEaN*

    • @zuunk8918
      @zuunk8918 5 років тому +85

      thank you for saving 17:35 of my life

    • @potatoman5498
      @potatoman5498 5 років тому +31

      Thot Patrol Agent 69 lmao no problem

    • @younghentaii1772
      @younghentaii1772 5 років тому +144

      Flaming X tbh bi Han was a better sub zero he did insane things when he was alive, he took out armies by himself, no one wanted to fight him... then he got soft over the years because of smoke and his brother

    • @kingh.2029
      @kingh.2029 5 років тому +44

      Slimink0113 noob has better roast on every one else

    • @georgiadog0077
      @georgiadog0077 5 років тому +76

      @@younghentaii1772 he lacked honor and wisdom, something sub zero perfects

  • @marine75364007
    @marine75364007 5 років тому +3007

    Everyone: Bi Han
    Raiden: I MUST CONSULT WITH THE ELDER GODS.

    • @matthewshadow9440
      @matthewshadow9440 5 років тому +24

      marine75364007 lol

    • @BamBam_TYM
      @BamBam_TYM 5 років тому +42

      Raiden: I must consult with the Liu kang

    • @darthportus
      @darthportus 5 років тому +32

      @@BamBam_TYM Liu Kang: No

    • @vadym5581
      @vadym5581 5 років тому +30

      Liu Kang: I must consult with Kitana

    • @christhechilled
      @christhechilled 5 років тому +19

      Biggest MK meme in 2019

  • @MappyTheSquire
    @MappyTheSquire 5 років тому +2336

    "Name one realm you control."
    D E S T R O Y E D

    • @LadyCoyKoi
      @LadyCoyKoi 5 років тому +152

      That should've counted as a Flawless Victory Brutality.

    • @Slvdrtube
      @Slvdrtube 5 років тому +53

      That was a criticar hit...

    • @JosephFlores-yn4yi
      @JosephFlores-yn4yi 4 роки тому +27

      Hey look we have the "same" profile picture

    • @thefoxygamer1536
      @thefoxygamer1536 4 роки тому +14

      *DESTRUCTION 100*

    • @jefferyjr.939
      @jefferyjr.939 3 роки тому +9

      Sharp tongue for a dead man

  • @jayzkal5838
    @jayzkal5838 5 років тому +1536

    Noob: I was the first sub zero.
    His grandpa: Hold my spine.

    • @RuhabDabeer
      @RuhabDabeer 5 років тому +37

      Lol
      He dead tho

    • @5iveGTH
      @5iveGTH 5 років тому +19

      Lol you made me actually laugh. Good job

    • @julianbangayan6116
      @julianbangayan6116 5 років тому +14

      I remember that mirror match

    • @therealbobeh72
      @therealbobeh72 5 років тому +6

      I don't get please it, please explain (seems interesting)

    • @jayzkal5838
      @jayzkal5838 5 років тому +54

      TheRealBobeh It was in one of the dialogues between Noob and Sub-Zero. Noob said “disown my name ‘sub-zero’ “ and the younger brother(Current Sub-Zero) replied back with “the name was grandfathers first.”

  • @sadcockroacheatingaburger8879
    @sadcockroacheatingaburger8879 5 років тому +1558

    FINISH HIM
    Shao Kahn: serve me and control the realms
    Noob : name one realm you control
    FATALITY

    • @drippycrusader
      @drippycrusader 5 років тому +16

      Stop stealing!

    • @Hvorgandr
      @Hvorgandr 5 років тому +75

      Shao Kahn: I will rule the outworld again
      NS: From Beyond the Grave?
      Brutality

    • @drippycrusader
      @drippycrusader 5 років тому +29

      @@Hvorgandr even in the video where he's supposed to be the one who's getting roasted he's the one roasting...

    • @altairibn-laahad3060
      @altairibn-laahad3060 5 років тому +12

      Kronika snatched up Shao Khan at his worst on purpose. That much is clear imagine a Amped up Khan winner of Armageddon. He would just kill Kronika at that point in time.

    • @barnes9211
      @barnes9211 5 років тому +14

      @@HolyShitItsHim1 Except he's dead and now owns nothing since Kotal is now Kahn.

  • @lyn4007
    @lyn4007 5 років тому +6153

    “ A w , h e l l n o “

    • @spongeking2348
      @spongeking2348 5 років тому +238

      U sounds like nails on chalkboard

    • @aidendefrost8588
      @aidendefrost8588 5 років тому +167

      @@spongeking2348 it will be the last thing you'll hear

    • @damndaniel7618
      @damndaniel7618 5 років тому +229

      @@aidendefrost8588 A W, H E L L N A W E

    • @enjoyingrook450
      @enjoyingrook450 5 років тому +42

      SOMEBODY IS ME you guys are epic😂👏🏽

    • @damndaniel7618
      @damndaniel7618 5 років тому +7

      @@enjoyingrook450 LOL

  • @notrowleyjefferson1951
    @notrowleyjefferson1951 4 роки тому +907

    Bi Han: Everyone talks about how the “other guy” is superior to me!
    Kung Lao: First time?

    • @Pokemon_Doge
      @Pokemon_Doge 4 роки тому +93

      Fujin: join the club

    • @destianpatrianagara1119
      @destianpatrianagara1119 2 роки тому +12

      It would be awesome to see the sidekicks create a faction to turn against the heroes

    • @ascendancy4900
      @ascendancy4900 2 роки тому +3

      Noob Saibot would kill Sub-Zero without Sub's plot armor tbh

    • @nerfedby50percent2
      @nerfedby50percent2 2 роки тому +3

      "why do people say kuai liang is better than me??? i just said i was a decent cyromancer when i was alive"
      "so now you know what it's like to be the Luigi for the Mario."

    • @oblivious6774
      @oblivious6774 Рік тому +1

      Bi Han > Kuai Liang

  • @conjuice8433
    @conjuice8433 4 роки тому +413

    "die, black" - noob saibot, 2019

  • @satanisacomputer4215
    @satanisacomputer4215 5 років тому +2200

    "The darkness is my friend"
    "How's that denial working out for ya?"
    *bruh*

    • @Xannyphantom905
      @Xannyphantom905 5 років тому +100

      that wasn't even bad. noob is a damn ninja, ghost, demon, thing. loneliness is not something his mind can comprehend

    • @thugravity
      @thugravity 5 років тому +24

      this comment reminds of that one song

    • @HallowHolic
      @HallowHolic 5 років тому +5

      What character is ur pfp??

    • @rager5600
      @rager5600 5 років тому +35

      Hello darkness my old friend...

    • @Flinstone_Edible
      @Flinstone_Edible 5 років тому +3

      @@Xannyphantom905 inb4 people reply to you with "r/woosh

  • @SteveDogg92
    @SteveDogg92 5 років тому +1265

    Noob: *brutality*
    Loki: I have been falling... FOR THIRTY MINUTES

  • @slicksilver2961
    @slicksilver2961 5 років тому +882

    “You disappoint me”
    “The feeling’s mutual, brother.”
    “Mother would be so proud.”
    See? Good ole Noob has some sarcasm despite his teen emo phase lasting far into adulthood.

    • @nuptonic624
      @nuptonic624 4 роки тому +48

      Slick Silver I mean when you’re dead you might as well embrace the emo

    • @kingartison
      @kingartison 4 роки тому +7

      I thought he said brother and that created a whole theory in my head

    • @warmongeryt1458
      @warmongeryt1458 4 роки тому +12

      He's not Emo.. He is a goth. Emos are emotional weak crybabies who think they're depressed and they're not satanic or even close to it, the lot of them are liberal's and feminist and really annoying, Goths wear all black, are satanic and love the darkness they're also not emotional crybabies and are the most powerful amongst metalheads.

    • @thisperson345
      @thisperson345 4 роки тому +33

      WARMONGER YT I'm sorry but that is some of the cringiest shit I've ever read

    • @undergroundvideos1732
      @undergroundvideos1732 4 роки тому +1

      @@thisperson345 I kinda understand where he is coming from

  • @vikasb2618
    @vikasb2618 5 років тому +1545

    Nobody:
    Bi-han: dArKNeSs

    • @nineperson120
      @nineperson120 5 років тому +102

      Nobody:
      Bi-han: dEtH

    • @schr1ft427
      @schr1ft427 5 років тому +88

      Nobody
      Bi-Han: *sHaDoW*

    • @thegarboarto
      @thegarboarto 5 років тому +74

      Nobody:
      Bi-han: yOu WiLl DiE

    • @richgold3806
      @richgold3806 5 років тому +34

      Nobody
      Black people:I dont have a dad

    • @justcallmealien7031
      @justcallmealien7031 5 років тому +13

      Am I the only that thinks Bi-Han looks like a knight that was thrown into a garbage truck?

  • @jgarcia2305
    @jgarcia2305 5 років тому +1050

    11:21
    “You have no family?”
    “Yes, I am an orphan Bi Han.”
    “Then who will mourn you?”
    Hah goteem.

    • @OhNoTheFace
      @OhNoTheFace 5 років тому +7

      Edgelord gets no one while sounding like Dr Claw

  • @Oh_Just_Alonzo
    @Oh_Just_Alonzo 5 років тому +202

    When your dog starts barking at nothing
    2:47

  • @volitionVX
    @volitionVX 4 роки тому +841

    "You have no family?"
    "Yes, Bi-Han. I am an orphan."
    "Then who will mourn you?"
    Rough.

    • @jakobarman2862
      @jakobarman2862 4 роки тому +28

      VoLiTioNvx That’s cold 🥶

    • @bc3781
      @bc3781 4 роки тому +2

      😂

    • @dyeaner
      @dyeaner 3 роки тому +1

      That was just so MEAN 😭

    • @cliffhton3199
      @cliffhton3199 3 роки тому +1

      @@frenne_dilley He roasted Shao Kahn too

    • @tangetstone2.045
      @tangetstone2.045 3 роки тому +2

      @@jakobarman2862 Noob ain't Sub Zero anymore, but he is till cold tho

  • @ryan_1099
    @ryan_1099 5 років тому +709

    Ermac didn't mean to rip off Jax's arms, he just REALLY wanted him to T-pose.

    • @ChengTeoh
      @ChengTeoh  5 років тому +38

      LOL, clever but also true.

    • @scrubz7552
      @scrubz7552 5 років тому +10

      “Change my mind”

    • @iBraheem_3
      @iBraheem_3 5 років тому +1

      LMFAO

    • @bignut4125
      @bignut4125 5 років тому +14

      😭🤣 damn he T-Posed the Shit outta him 🤣

    • @fall273
      @fall273 5 років тому +2

      Lmao

  • @laszlo8322
    @laszlo8322 5 років тому +428

    Bi-Han: Were we always enemies?
    Raiden: i MuSt CoNsUlT wItH tHe ElDeR gOdS

  • @KitKat_95
    @KitKat_95 4 роки тому +239

    "Who are you, ghost?"
    "He Who Shall Not Be Named."
    "Return to your Deathly Hallow!"
    Nice Harry Potter reference!

    • @Solidfact42
      @Solidfact42 4 роки тому +14

      Of all the references I was expecting out of MK...Harry Potter was not among them.

    • @EvrytForReal
      @EvrytForReal 3 роки тому +5

      He who shall not be named is noob saibot
      Everyone: ok, BI-HAN

  • @RBEO22
    @RBEO22 5 років тому +323

    "What is dead cannot die"
    Someone has read Lovecraft.

    • @dylanmccool22
      @dylanmccool22 4 роки тому +7

      RBEO22 or watched game of thrones

    • @sebastianb.3978
      @sebastianb.3978 4 роки тому +10

      Outlaw nah, reading lovecraft sounds more classy

    • @dylanmccool22
      @dylanmccool22 4 роки тому +3

      LibertyofFate game of thrones is a book to

    • @sebastianb.3978
      @sebastianb.3978 4 роки тому +3

      @@dylanmccool22 you explicitly wrote "watched", though, meaning you referred to the TV Show either way. Also, Lovecraft still sounds more classy. Just has a nicer ring to it in my opinion.

    • @dylanmccool22
      @dylanmccool22 4 роки тому +1

      LibertyofFate I like lovecraft too Call Of Cthulhu and the rest of the mythos but IMO I prefer game of thrones books and show

  • @baldrodinson3380
    @baldrodinson3380 5 років тому +792

    Honestly, the fact Erron showed off that Noob's bounty is only 100,000 is the biggest roast.

    • @drkneelicker
      @drkneelicker 5 років тому +73

      No have u seen Johnny’s it’s only like 100

    • @BluecopetitaTL
      @BluecopetitaTL 5 років тому +90

      @@drkneelicker 500.

    • @drkneelicker
      @drkneelicker 5 років тому +65

      Frank either way it’s a low price
      I’d expect more for someone who beat shinnok

    • @gametimex3969
      @gametimex3969 5 років тому +12

      Who got the highest bounty?

    • @baldrodinson3380
      @baldrodinson3380 5 років тому +97

      @@gametimex3969 Cetrion.
      999,999,999.99

  • @endermensongaming
    @endermensongaming 5 років тому +735

    Jax: scorpion killed you
    Noob: haha you don’t have arms

  • @noobsaibot8780
    @noobsaibot8780 4 роки тому +137

    1:39
    Liu Kang: **extinguishes flames**
    Also Liu Kang: *My burning is an eternal flame.*

    • @YourLovelyGuy9442
      @YourLovelyGuy9442 4 роки тому +2

      hey noob saibot

    • @lamiafamily
      @lamiafamily 3 роки тому +1

      Hey Noob. I see, you still care for Kuai. I appreciate that, Ghost of Mortal Kombat

  • @Zero-cu1wr
    @Zero-cu1wr 4 роки тому +123

    2:47 that’s gotta be the most memeable “hell no” in history.

  • @cra8zykidg
    @cra8zykidg 5 років тому +395

    "Ah hell naw"
    I'm convinced that line was improvised

    • @kooladrian02
      @kooladrian02 5 років тому +25

      That was funny as hell 😂

    • @wolfgangelliott
      @wolfgangelliott 5 років тому +11

      Actually when they voicing the Troy Baker told the actor that was noob saibot his voice infact sound liked a chalkboard

  • @spartanjkratos6289
    @spartanjkratos6289 5 років тому +763

    3:58
    Jax: “Man, Scorpion toasted you.”
    Noob: *PTSD* Ermac ripped off your arms
    Jax: *Also PTSD*

  • @devilsshadow5045
    @devilsshadow5045 4 роки тому +56

    " kuai lang will be a better grandmaster " see , he does respect his little brother

  • @shadowforger11
    @shadowforger11 5 років тому +71

    8:50 If only his retort was, "I know"

  • @almirmulaosmanovic3401
    @almirmulaosmanovic3401 5 років тому +615

    Noob: "Where's your fear"
    Cage: Must've left it in the other pants"
    Noob: "We will find it"
    *DAMN*

  • @Zagizone
    @Zagizone 5 років тому +605

    "Name one realm you control" just get me every single time 😂

    • @ChengTeoh
      @ChengTeoh  5 років тому +40

      it is one of the top three best intro lines in my opinion. XD

    • @Coolhand118
      @Coolhand118 5 років тому +5

      @@ChengTeoh what's the other 2?

    • @NahImBats
      @NahImBats 5 років тому +4

      @@ChengTeoh please answer the question XD

    • @disruptor6550
      @disruptor6550 5 років тому +17

      @@Coolhand118 I bet one of them is "would you settle for me sausage?" 😂😂😂

    • @Coolhand118
      @Coolhand118 5 років тому +2

      @@disruptor6550 likely.

  • @freshjrrell4953
    @freshjrrell4953 5 років тому +241

    "Aw, hell no"
    Best response ever

  • @moisesfreire6408
    @moisesfreire6408 5 років тому +49

    5:23 Looks like Johnny Cage is reading daughters messages.

  • @randomtrainerx.3424
    @randomtrainerx.3424 5 років тому +176

    Noob vs everyone: what brother?
    Noob vs Frost: my brother's better than you

    • @Follow_Cam
      @Follow_Cam 5 років тому +18

      Random Trainer X. the fact his clan wouldn't even allow her ass lmao

  • @FabiTheSnake
    @FabiTheSnake 5 років тому +290

    8:50 At the end Noob shouldve said: Exactly.

  • @Baloo106
    @Baloo106 4 роки тому +87

    Bi han: "Your soul is mine"
    Shang Tsung: "Hold up"

  • @wrxstiq
    @wrxstiq 5 років тому +60

    Cage:I HAVE LEFT THEM IN MY OTHER PANTS
    bi Han: ThEn We WiLL FInD It

    • @buzz3248
      @buzz3248 3 роки тому +2

      Sounds like beggining of some gay porn

    • @ghostlady326
      @ghostlady326 3 роки тому +1

      @@buzz3248 It honestly wont surprise me if Saibot is gay

    • @itsranveerbru5220
      @itsranveerbru5220 2 роки тому

      @@ghostlady326 nah cause he wouldn't let female Lin kuei in , so yeah I think he must be a straight mysognist

    • @ghostlady326
      @ghostlady326 2 роки тому

      @@itsranveerbru5220 Makes sense

    • @soulhoney1227
      @soulhoney1227 2 роки тому

      @@itsranveerbru5220 what about female shirai ryu

  • @mateovergara9174
    @mateovergara9174 5 років тому +174

    Literally nobody never:
    Raiden: I M U S T C O N S U L T T O T H E E L D E R G O D S

  • @thewantedhazmatandcharlighter
    @thewantedhazmatandcharlighter 5 років тому +162

    To infinity... And BI-HAN
    (quits)

  • @Johny40Se7en
    @Johny40Se7en 4 роки тому +196

    "He who shall not be named"
    -"Return to your Deathly Hollow" haha great reference =P

  • @pancakeperson8905
    @pancakeperson8905 5 років тому +82

    0:09 Turn on captions.
    Noone:
    Cetrion, Sub-Zero: *BE HARD*

    • @FahmZ36
      @FahmZ36 5 років тому +8

      Absolutely Nobody....
      Me: how dafuq does it get bi-han to “be happier”.

    • @swnkyxoxo
      @swnkyxoxo 3 роки тому

      😳😫

  • @majikgotskillz87
    @majikgotskillz87 5 років тому +1434

    2:40 Erron: Goddamn your voice is like nails on a chalkboard
    Noob: It will be the last thing you'll hear
    Erron: Aw Hell Naw😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ChengTeoh
      @ChengTeoh  5 років тому +177

      i'm surprised it wasn't "ah shit here we go again" XD

    • @majikgotskillz87
      @majikgotskillz87 5 років тому +36

      @@ChengTeoh thats what i was actually waiting for lol

    • @dniel7571
      @dniel7571 5 років тому +43

      lmao thats why hes my favorite character lol

    • @majikgotskillz87
      @majikgotskillz87 5 років тому +5

      @@dniel7571 agreed

    • @babydaddycooler4889
      @babydaddycooler4889 5 років тому +5

      Cheng Teoh lmfao

  • @prokollvevoch4932
    @prokollvevoch4932 5 років тому +410

    Drink every time Noob Saibot says: “Death” or “Shadow”

  • @ParticleBomb
    @ParticleBomb 5 років тому +60

    Kano legit seemed concerned to be called out by Bi-Han like that 13:58

  • @Jay-qs2ro
    @Jay-qs2ro 5 років тому +100

    Nobody
    Bi-Han: “pulls scythe from chest”

    • @5iveGTH
      @5iveGTH 5 років тому +17

      TTG_ JQT actually it's a sickle but i'm not gonna be that dude lol

    • @ChaplainPhantasm
      @ChaplainPhantasm 4 роки тому +9

      He's missing a hammer and that's it

    • @kulekid7405
      @kulekid7405 4 роки тому +7

      Jason. Pulls knife out of his neck

    • @kadam.z
      @kadam.z 4 роки тому

      Le sickle

    • @kingartison
      @kingartison 4 роки тому

      Sounds just like D.O.C

  • @jamesjackson8265
    @jamesjackson8265 5 років тому +601

    JUST peeped how Erron Black's "wanted" poster features the person he's about to fight. Cool.

    • @ChengTeoh
      @ChengTeoh  5 років тому +33

      yes, I thought that was a great little detail added in.

    • @invisiblexpres3141
      @invisiblexpres3141 5 років тому +2

      Like his old x Ray

    • @St_Mindless
      @St_Mindless 5 років тому +1

      And the head sack he carries is Hsu Hao

    • @3EBstudio
      @3EBstudio 5 років тому +4

      and centrion is thiccc

    • @breastmilkgaming
      @breastmilkgaming 5 років тому

      @@3EBstudio centrion is breeding material

  • @r_l_j1266
    @r_l_j1266 5 років тому +551

    Loki:I been falling for thirty minutes
    Noob:Hold my sickle
    17:18

  • @jihadnp
    @jihadnp 5 років тому +51

    The only thing about MK11 that i don't like is that the Revenants don't have their own quotes or intros. They're the same as the Original characters.

  • @germ6207
    @germ6207 4 роки тому +64

    Erron Black teased him the best
    " *Goddamn your voice sounds like a nail on a chalk board* "

  • @Liquae364
    @Liquae364 5 років тому +377

    Kahn: Serve me and conquer realms
    Bi-Han: Name one realm you control😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Dio-Brando3
      @Dio-Brando3 5 років тому +8

      Big oof

    • @bignut4125
      @bignut4125 5 років тому +4

      Pipe Runer 64 Oof asf

    • @gjtrue
      @gjtrue 5 років тому +14

      *ROASTALITY* 😎

    • @R4GNAR0G
      @R4GNAR0G 5 років тому

      That's like reverse roast on this one. LOL

  • @aurimo_
    @aurimo_ 5 років тому +756

    Angry ghost: *exists*
    Cassie: *boi I'm about to get yo pickle chi-*

    • @meatmangler8215
      @meatmangler8215 5 років тому +14

      DogGamer201 ass boy, collard greens head ass boy, ain’t got no time for ya dirt ah boy, stank ass boy, lip gloss chin ass boy.

    • @trevinjmes
      @trevinjmes 5 років тому +1

      Bro I’m really boutta geek yo pinkle chin*

    • @ficoh634
      @ficoh634 5 років тому

      "Boy i'm really bout dat geet T.0™ pickle chin ah boy, ay girl @ concrete yeah dat boy, oh hit my bell dirt ah boy stank ass boy afro hair dat, dat goth chin ass boy ugly ah boy (choke noise) burger @ dirt @ (fade to end of audio)

  • @zetazakuz1513
    @zetazakuz1513 4 роки тому +21

    *Sees Captions*
    "Ah yes, my favorite MK character: Beyond."

  • @Okurrosa
    @Okurrosa 5 років тому +58

    This man cannot take a joke--He a whole Edgelord

    • @valsgager88
      @valsgager88 5 років тому +21

      No, He's the black hole of comedy.

    • @unkown7384
      @unkown7384 4 роки тому +3

      @@valsgager88 lmao

  • @Outcrow
    @Outcrow 5 років тому +503

    4:05 No one roasted Bi-Han like Scorpion, in the literal sense.

  • @dylanfoster3490
    @dylanfoster3490 5 років тому +408

    "Death is the coldest ice"
    That's really deep the more you think about it.

    • @MrSlendyMannn
      @MrSlendyMannn 5 років тому +38

      Dylan Foster I like it, but I feel as if they made Bi-Han TOO edgy in MK11. But I suppose that it suits him.

    • @th00100
      @th00100 4 роки тому +46

      Zerutso he fucking got toasted based off a lie. I would be edgy too.

    • @gigicestone4902
      @gigicestone4902 4 роки тому +35

      @@MrSlendyMannn You gotta remember all the shit that built up to getting Bi-Han where he is currently.
      If i were in his shoes, i'd be resentful as fuck as well.

    • @sebastianb.3978
      @sebastianb.3978 4 роки тому +50

      Desolate Justice Let's run it down shall we? He and his brother were taken from their home as children to be trained and raised by assassins, Bi-Han went through a lot of shit to get Shinnok's amulet, then was forced to participate in Mortal Kombat, and was killed unjustly by a guy he already wiped the floor with powered up by an evil sunuvabitch who blamed Bi-Han for his own misdoings. Then that same sunuvabitch resurrects him as his "masterpiece" and basically keeps him as a henchman/bodyguard. THEN he gets caught in a Soulnado, somehow getting out between Mortal Kombat 9 and 11, only to be faced with the idiot who murdered him based on a lie, and his little brother who resented him for things that happened beyond Bi-Han's control. Afterwards he's resigned to play watchdog on a crown on a forsaken island... And everyone he ever knew or didn't know blames him for his own fate he had little part in choosing like, at all, from his childhood to his rebirth as Wraith... Yeah I think he's allowed to be at least a BIT resentful towards everyone at this point.

    • @ironmaster8925
      @ironmaster8925 4 роки тому +8

      @@sebastianb.3978 , in some ways, He's like the Darth Vader of Mortal Kombat.

  • @lolmaorofl8456
    @lolmaorofl8456 5 років тому +36

    bi han : ..and her soul is mine
    shang tsung : am i a joke to you?

  • @mav1884
    @mav1884 4 роки тому +181

    Just make his name bi-Han, they NEVER say Noob Saibot

    • @yapyapthedestroyer2562
      @yapyapthedestroyer2562 3 роки тому +13

      Well, in mkx, sub zero does call him by noon saibot, but yeah, almost no characters call him by that

    • @rezamehraein1583
      @rezamehraein1583 3 роки тому +24

      It's undrestandable though. The way they decided to choose the name "Noob Saibot" for him was so dumb, even they themselves can't use that name in game bcuz it makes the game silly.

    • @yapyapthedestroyer2562
      @yapyapthedestroyer2562 3 роки тому +6

      @@rezamehraein1583 why did they name him noob saibot,

    • @rezamehraein1583
      @rezamehraein1583 3 роки тому +39

      @@yapyapthedestroyer2562 The two main creators of mortal kombat are Ed Boon and John tobias. They put their last names beside each other (Boon Tobias) and then reversed each of them (Noob Saibot).

    • @yapyapthedestroyer2562
      @yapyapthedestroyer2562 3 роки тому +6

      @@rezamehraein1583 oh, well that just is intriguing

  • @Urfavprocrastinator
    @Urfavprocrastinator 5 років тому +457

    14:33
    Bi-Han: I would not allow female Lin Kuei.
    Frost inside: The only person who I don’t beef with doesn’t agree with me :

  • @AFilipinoGuyfromsyears
    @AFilipinoGuyfromsyears 5 років тому +175

    Noob Saibot: in life i was a master thief
    Collector: then you should respect me
    Noob Saibot: you are a thug, not a thief 🔥🔥🔥🔥😂😂😂😂😂

  • @thephoenixking699
    @thephoenixking699 5 років тому +39

    Everyone calls Noob Saibot Bi-Han.
    I like it.

  • @prestongervais
    @prestongervais 5 років тому +20

    Bi-Han sounds like Dr. Claw from Inspector Gadget

    • @ChengTeoh
      @ChengTeoh  5 років тому +3

      LOL, Inspector Gadget is still awesome as silly as it is.

    • @petpalace2361
      @petpalace2361 3 роки тому

      To me, he sounds like Black Doom from Shadow the Hedgehog.

  • @cytorakdemon
    @cytorakdemon 5 років тому +412

    Bi-Han talks a lot of shit despite being the only fighter to have died in the first tournament.
    He was Sub-Zero, now he is plain zero.

    • @meatmangler8215
      @meatmangler8215 5 років тому +51

      Eric Coldfire well now he’s back to roast these non dead hoes

    • @tubbyduck5317
      @tubbyduck5317 5 років тому +32

      This fucking reference is goddamn gold

    • @dudeman3973
      @dudeman3973 5 років тому +82

      Technically he didn't die in the tournament. Scorpion took him to the Netherrealm and murdered him which violates the rules of Mortal Kombat. Plus, in the Netherrealm, Scorpion is much stronger which gives him the immediate advantage over Bi-Han.

    • @mihailiancu7680
      @mihailiancu7680 5 років тому +21

      It was better to become a wraith than another cyber lin kuei tho :d

    • @SSpider41
      @SSpider41 5 років тому +4

      @@dudeman3973 yummm that 10x multiplier of hellfire is tasty

  • @carlospolk5033
    @carlospolk5033 5 років тому +412

    2:38 I don’t know why, but this back-and-forth between Bi-Han and Erron cracked me up the most.

  • @NoobsShadow
    @NoobsShadow 4 роки тому +36

    *Noob Saibot: "Blood, Darkness, Death!"*
    Everyone: Bi-Han
    *Noob Saibot: "Literally no one calls me Noob anymore!!!"*

    • @lukassmith795
      @lukassmith795 3 роки тому +3

      Haha, take that, noob!
      ... oh wait.

  • @fadillangston9797
    @fadillangston9797 5 років тому +18

    8:56 Saying "I know" would've been more intimidating

    • @lianaeliado
      @lianaeliado 4 роки тому +4

      Or he could have said "Exactly" and turn It into a roast.

  • @randomvideos3348
    @randomvideos3348 5 років тому +302

    Noob saibot is a kinda guy who roast everybody just by whispering

    • @dexter8584
      @dexter8584 5 років тому +6

      I swear I was waiting for him to clap back "wait'll I show you This" 😅😅

  • @JackClockerinos
    @JackClockerinos 5 років тому +401

    This is lowkey "Everyone stans Kuai Liang"

  • @milkshakekatette9938
    @milkshakekatette9938 4 роки тому +9

    Bi-han: you disappoint me
    Sub zero: the feeling is mutual brother
    Bi-han: mother would be so proud

  • @chryssatsad9467
    @chryssatsad9467 4 роки тому +3

    Remember in armageddon or deception, when there is was this duo noob n smoke?

    • @ChengTeoh
      @ChengTeoh  4 роки тому +2

      I think I vaguely remember that silliness.

  • @GabeC11
    @GabeC11 5 років тому +1613

    Nobody:
    People in the 19th century: 6:56

  • @ProtoCJ
    @ProtoCJ 5 років тому +163

    Noob Saibot: *exists*
    Everyone else:
    *BI-HAN*

  • @Pokemon_Doge
    @Pokemon_Doge 4 роки тому +22

    Everyone saying how he was the inferior sub zero even tho he beat 4 elemental gods and scorpion twice

    • @secondheaven9545
      @secondheaven9545 3 роки тому +1

      He only died after scorpion came back

    • @saintmichael2805
      @saintmichael2805 2 роки тому

      Lmao

    • @Nobody-su9km
      @Nobody-su9km 2 роки тому

      Anyone who actually follows the Lore knows bi Han was the most gifted sub zero, he is actually Colder than his younger brother, no one had the same level of control of his powers like Bi Han and his defeat was questionable for the reasons you already said.

  • @SupaDupaGuy
    @SupaDupaGuy 4 роки тому +11

    *2:47*
    *When you’re making a joke to your Minecraft girl and your uncle laughs in the other room*

  • @user-hh4vx4nd9o
    @user-hh4vx4nd9o 5 років тому +659

    I thought Johnny would call him 'Bi-Han the scenes'
    Oh god,thanks y'all xD
    never thought my comment will be like this

    • @foxxo8349
      @foxxo8349 5 років тому +39

      That's genius-

    • @derppmau5329
      @derppmau5329 5 років тому +30

      send this to NRS rn

    • @udabestlandon4142
      @udabestlandon4142 5 років тому +13

      That's really good actually

    • @blackdamarsk633
      @blackdamarsk633 5 років тому +16

      Considering he makes a joke about how Shao Kahn is not a Shokan (say it out loud if you don’t get it) how did he not say ‘Bi-Han the scenes’

    • @ahsanvirk130
      @ahsanvirk130 5 років тому +9

      That should have been in the game, surprised that NRS or Boon had not thought of that quote

  • @Unmentionabl
    @Unmentionabl 5 років тому +88

    Noob: Your dead ancestors whisper.
    Kung Lao: With quite pride I'm sure.
    Noob: They mock you Kung Lao.

  • @yawh8595
    @yawh8595 5 років тому +17

    Nobody:
    Literally no one:
    Noob saiboot: *"DIEEEEEEEEEE"*

  • @RAGEINYOUTH
    @RAGEINYOUTH 5 років тому +373

    Noone insults noob saibot better than noob saibot himself, sorry

  • @nikolaperic6307
    @nikolaperic6307 5 років тому +100

    16:43 when u find that teammate who stole your kill

    • @lou64444
      @lou64444 5 років тому +1

      Nikola Peric. Why are you mentioning that, ‘thing’

    • @lonely_stoner_853
      @lonely_stoner_853 5 років тому

      You sent me right into an ad🤣

  • @IdrisFPS.
    @IdrisFPS. 5 років тому +16

    Nobody:
    9 year old kids at 1:27: fOoRtNIte?1!?!1

  • @twentynetrenchyt6095
    @twentynetrenchyt6095 5 років тому +14

    Erron and kano need a movie omg 😂😂😂😂"a w h e l l n a w"

  • @m.c4847
    @m.c4847 5 років тому +524

    Bi-Han kills Hanzo and hanzo is resurrected as the super cool super deadly specter that controls hell fire and goes by the name scorpion.
    Scorpion kills bi-Han and he is resurrected as a complete jobber that literally no one respects and is over shadowed by his little brother.
    That’s not fair 😭

    • @superspies32
      @superspies32 5 років тому +85

      M.C and also be called “Noob”

    • @amazingturtle5075
      @amazingturtle5075 5 років тому +20

      Narrow ETT that’s his name modeled after Tobias and Boon

    • @superspies32
      @superspies32 5 років тому +17

      @@amazingturtle5075 But when everybody see him, they says "Oh, this is noob"

    • @lameloball1235
      @lameloball1235 5 років тому +1

      M.C Wait so if Bi-Han killed hanzo then why do we see him in MK11 and died in the other scorpions arms ?

    • @m.c4847
      @m.c4847 5 років тому +41

      Friend Request
      Bi-Han killed hanzo before the events of any MK game. Hanzo was resurrected by qaun chi as scorpion but when he was killed again by sindel he became a revenant. When he was revived from being a revenant he went back to being the regular Hanzo that we see in mkx and mk11

  • @novoir9276
    @novoir9276 5 років тому +572

    That Bi-Han compilation is Gonna end up on soundcloud sooner or later

    • @ChengTeoh
      @ChengTeoh  5 років тому +23

      LOL! I'm sure there are talented people who could turn the bi-haning into something cool, musically.

    • @novoir9276
      @novoir9276 5 років тому +4

      @@ChengTeoh That wont be me tho😂😂😂Just Saying

    • @saulmedina8406
      @saulmedina8406 5 років тому +1

      Bi, bi, bibi bibi
      HAN, HAN, HAN HAAAAN

    • @kuriauchiha5183
      @kuriauchiha5183 5 років тому +1

      @Nov Oie @Cheng Teoh, Fuck it I'm on it✌🏾

  • @noahfince616
    @noahfince616 5 років тому +9

    Bi-Han be giving hardcore ASMR.

  • @Kapenguin448
    @Kapenguin448 4 роки тому +27

    Everyone: You were the first Sub-Zero!
    Noob: (sigh) Yeah yeah yeah...
    Everyone: kUaI LiAnG iS bEtTeR!!!!1!

  • @jjthe13th
    @jjthe13th 5 років тому +111

    Do not expect mercy
    *I expect INCOMPETENCE* Damn..straight and sharp.. No room for a comeback

  • @extrogio3671
    @extrogio3671 5 років тому +97

    Noob Saibot: I am dark and scary. Fear me.
    Everyone else, even him:
    lol nah
    Noob Saibot: >:(

  • @bunbun4629
    @bunbun4629 4 роки тому +10

    2:47
    ignore this im just leaving this here coz i found it funny so ill come back to it

    • @ChengTeoh
      @ChengTeoh  4 роки тому +2

      Feel free to come back to it anytime. :) Have a wonderful day.

  • @Silvahhhhhhhhhh
    @Silvahhhhhhhhhh 4 роки тому +9

    8:50
    It'd be so funny if he just said "Exactly."

  • @theastroboom213
    @theastroboom213 5 років тому +650

    Noob: who are you ghost?
    Noob 2: he who shall not be named
    Noob: return to your deathly hallows
    As a Harry Potter fan that killed me

    • @cupyay7512
      @cupyay7512 5 років тому +18

      Harry potter fans are trash

    • @j0hnny.j03star2
      @j0hnny.j03star2 5 років тому +7

      @@cupyay7512 true

    • @nichoudha
      @nichoudha 5 років тому +11

      @@cupyay7512 aw, poor little loser.

    • @0dragonman
      @0dragonman 5 років тому +6

      @@cupyay7512 says the man/girl who probably lives in trash

    • @pielord1025
      @pielord1025 5 років тому +13

      @@0dragonman that was a terrible comeback

  • @papapillcosby
    @papapillcosby 5 років тому +170

    Do not expect mercy
    I expect incompetence
    😂😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥

  • @StressWRLD
    @StressWRLD 5 років тому +2

    2:46
    Bi-Han: it will be the last thing you hear...
    Black: A W H E L L N A H

  • @cupcakekiller7545
    @cupcakekiller7545 5 років тому +7

    "Ermac ripped off your arms!"
    Me: "And Sonya didn't do a thing, but hey!, he lived tho👌😂

  • @JordinoProbably
    @JordinoProbably 5 років тому +463

    18.
    The number of times "Bi-Han" was said in the beginning, if anyone actually cared.

    • @qwertymanova2652
      @qwertymanova2652 5 років тому +2

      Yes

    • @3EBstudio
      @3EBstudio 5 років тому

      not really but ok lol

    • @review_212
      @review_212 5 років тому +6

      strange flex, but ok

    • @Dio-Brando3
      @Dio-Brando3 5 років тому +2

      I didn't want it, but I appreciate it.

    • @reapordeath
      @reapordeath 5 років тому +2

      Idk why so many characters even know his actual name... like kotal shouldnt even know his name was even sub zero at one point, but somehow every character knows every character

  • @anotherpersonfromnorfolk1587
    @anotherpersonfromnorfolk1587 5 років тому +232

    "You are the first sub-zero"
    "And the only one who mattered"
    Dayuuuuum

  • @skrypt58
    @skrypt58 4 роки тому +5

    2:47 when you hear that you rigged the explosive in a game

  • @theish8632
    @theish8632 4 роки тому +1

    “I will not live in your shadow”
    “Then die in it”
    That is such a fucking raw line holy shit

  • @mykey8526
    @mykey8526 5 років тому +118

    Raiden - we have met in the past timeline
    Noob - and we're always enemies
    Raiden - I must consult with the elder gods

    • @rionsteiner2397
      @rionsteiner2397 5 років тому

      XD

    • @SSpider41
      @SSpider41 5 років тому +1

      Literally every time. I know thet getting sick of his ass