Thanks to Paradox for sponsoring more adventures of The King of Texas! Now it feels like there needs to be a Part 3, but where do we even take it from here? store.steampowered.com/app/529340/Victoria_3/
I mean, everyone is saying it, but Stellaris crossover as that is paradox and have them conquer the universe, or just for memes invade another established door monster world like Civ or the Kyleverse
Iced tea was the biggest poser drink in premodern dixieland. You take tea from East Asia, sugar from the Caribbean and ice from the mountains (or a place far up north to freeze over in winter), haul everything to your cotton planta... uh, i mean, humble estate, in the middle of sunburn-nowhere, just to show off.
English tea vs. sweet tea being the catalyst for a "communication has clearly broken down" email chain really is the most believable cause for another world war.
@@faolan2174Yes, but they're saying they are interpreting the plots of the videos as being directly from Kyle's experiences with the games. Which, having never played either, I could see that being the case.
@@patrickholt2270 Yes, given the "end of time" (1936) is the HOI4 start date, there would need to be at least one intervening HOI4 skit detailing the Kingdom of Texas's conquest of the world (except for the rump U.S.A. which inhabits the borders of the real world Texas) in a global conflict before we got to space Texas. Especially if they are doing another collab with Squire.
Hearing Squire use "bless your heart" in the appropriate false-comfort southern way is great. Yes, bless your heart is rarely actually them being nice. It's a warning, it is disapproval.
@@jamestown8398 It's a cordial way of letting someone know: "I'm not happy but I'm also not rude enough to say what's actually on my mind." So yeah, that's very apt.
I appreciate the implication that the British empire was willing to overlook a bit of political intrigue on the side from a nominal ally, but immediately dropped all pretences of civility the moment tea was insulted.
"I see Wales has just been taken as I write this, so I guess that means war then." Things are moving so fast, they can't even finish their correspondence before another world shaking Texan provocation.
Fun Fact: A1 Barbecue sauce was originally a british export, under King George IV. The name came from ship insurance terms as a "First Rate Ship" by the Lloyds of London
2024 GDP: United Kingdom $3.6 trillion, Texas $2.7 trillion. Texas will be in position to introduce the gospel of sweet iced tea and the Dallas Cowboys sooner than you'd think.
Man I wish time went longer than 1936. I’m sure the political machinations and massive technological revolutions won’t have any long term consequences on the Texas Empire
If I'd have a nickel every time pekan pie was directly responsible for changing the course of history - I'd have one nickel. Which is not a lot. The end.
My son mentioned this morning he was doing a report on the Texas Revolution, so it's like yall are psychic. I fear you, with much respect and admiration.
love that the Uk is willing to overlook Texas actively trying to dismantle their authority in their colonies but is willing to overlook it if Texas sends them some whiskey lol
It's a good mix of original historical paintings along with AI. I did appreciate the use of "Battle of St Eustache" when discussing rebellion in Canada.
2:31, for those of you Damnyankees (wait is that 2 words?), Hoosiers, Brits, and other peoples north and west of the Mason-Dixon, that is the biggest and kindest F-U ever put to paper, bless y'all's heart.
Thing is, in the game there is almost no reason to ever produce tea and coffee. There will never be a single day another country will buy it on the market
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Thanks to Paradox for sponsoring more adventures of The King of Texas! Now it feels like there needs to be a Part 3, but where do we even take it from here?
store.steampowered.com/app/529340/Victoria_3/
...are there mods allowing for interstellar or undersea expansion?
Only one last frontier to conquer.
Space!
I am kinda curious why time ends in 1937
@@beezlebubisfly3211 Prolly because that'd become Hearts of Iron after '37, since WW2.
I mean, everyone is saying it, but Stellaris crossover as that is paradox and have them conquer the universe, or just for memes invade another established door monster world like Civ or the Kyleverse
I love how throughout this time, Texas doesn’t actually own Texas
I think it's a reference to the previous skit where at the end, they gave Texas to the US in exchange for the US territories.
They are mighty kind the the United State of America
It's true in fantasy and reality.
@@helarki4309 Which one was that again?
@@ThePCguy17 The King of Texas skit.
Brits: Would you like some tea?
Texans: This would be great with a cup of sugar and full of ice!
Brits: "You listen here you UNCULTURED FARM SERVANT."
Texan: adds more sugar and a little gun oil.
@@morescodesup2087 gotta add some gunpowder. They used to do that in the wild west to "water it down"
*adjusts bowtie aggressively
Best part of the video
Iced tea was the biggest poser drink in premodern dixieland. You take tea from East Asia, sugar from the Caribbean and ice from the mountains (or a place far up north to freeze over in winter), haul everything to your cotton planta... uh, i mean, humble estate, in the middle of sunburn-nowhere, just to show off.
English tea vs. sweet tea being the catalyst for a "communication has clearly broken down" email chain really is the most believable cause for another world war.
I thought Belgium was the traditional culprit?
5:47 I guess his citizens must have demanded Wales.
And amenities!
First time that reference has been clever, I love it.
"What do you mean there aren't any whales in Wales?"
It's like... give me them.
Take my upvote!
*Buttons up redcoat*
There Brit here boss what do with him so we show me how to play football correctly?:
I wonder how Texas controlled Britain Would fare against the German Wonderwaffen in the first Texas German war
*Stares at Boston harbor*
I like the implication that the UK cares so little about Wales that nobody intervened when it was invaded
Petition to have more of what is clearly a dramatic reading of Kyle's Victoria and Civ playthroughs in this format
Matt was the one who voiced for Texas here.
@@faolan2174Yes, but they're saying they are interpreting the plots of the videos as being directly from Kyle's experiences with the games. Which, having never played either, I could see that being the case.
@JRC99 ah, I see that now in how they wrote it. Ty
@@faolan2174 No problem!
“Various meats fried in the manner of chicken.” Is my favorite line
Given the progression of Texabest Destiny, I fully expect the next Paradox video to be a Victoria 3/Stellaris crossover.
And still in Stellaris, Texas won't own Texas.
I might also guess that they could add an Empire of Sin reference into it as well, seeing as this crusade is ending in the 30s
After a successful romp through HOI4 with the Texan Cav-only army.
@@patrickholt2270 Yes, given the "end of time" (1936) is the HOI4 start date, there would need to be at least one intervening HOI4 skit detailing the Kingdom of Texas's conquest of the world (except for the rump U.S.A. which inhabits the borders of the real world Texas) in a global conflict before we got to space Texas. Especially if they are doing another collab with Squire.
Hearing Squire use "bless your heart" in the appropriate false-comfort southern way is great. Yes, bless your heart is rarely actually them being nice. It's a warning, it is disapproval.
I had a teacher from Arkansas who explained that it means “I have nothing nice to say to you”.
@@jamestown8398 It's a cordial way of letting someone know: "I'm not happy but I'm also not rude enough to say what's actually on my mind."
So yeah, that's very apt.
You know things are getting serious when a Texan is willing to ruin a perfectly good pecan pie just to punch Queen Victoria in the face.
In one of my first games in Victoria 3 as Sweden I ran out of oil so I did what any reasonable person would do and I invaded Texas.
George Bush is that you?
"Mysteriously well-armed local factions" 😂😂😂
"Canada taking up arms and demanding to unite with Texas" .. Somehow this feels like the least realistic sentence in the whole video
Michigan? Maybe. Maine? Perhaps. Wisconsin? Cheesy, but sure. Texas, on the other hand? Not happening
Canada? You mean the 51st state.
To be fair, there are some REALLY SCARY paintin's of the ocean out there.
I appreciate the implication that the British empire was willing to overlook a bit of political intrigue on the side from a nominal ally, but immediately dropped all pretences of civility the moment tea was insulted.
That's what we in the know call a diplomatic insult.
“Until the end of time: 1936”
Not if you boot up HoI4 with a converter, it isn’t!
"I see Wales has just been taken as I write this, so I guess that means war then." Things are moving so fast, they can't even finish their correspondence before another world shaking Texan provocation.
I love these 4X skits. The ridiculous stories are exactly the shenanigan's that I love in the games.
Given how long it's been since I've seen other people in these, I feel an obligation to praise the algorithm and engage in it's holy light
May the algorithm show mercy upon this video and raise it up to the feeds of viewers.
Please be to the algorithm!
Blessed be the retention
The algorithm is a cruel master that we must grovel before it so
Omnissiah be praised!
Prepare the recitement of the canticles! I shall fetch the incense!
Texabestdestiny is a beautiful phrase
now I understand what the additional amount of stock footage was needed for
I wonder if the citizens really wanted W(h)ales
WE DEMAND WALES!
Do you even know what Wales are?
...no
I could feel the "how dare you sully our tea?!" outburst brewing haha
Fun Fact: A1 Barbecue sauce was originally a british export, under King George IV. The name came from ship insurance terms as a "First Rate Ship" by the Lloyds of London
writing the letter right to left really completes the indecipherable cursive joke.
2024 GDP: United Kingdom $3.6 trillion, Texas $2.7 trillion. Texas will be in position to introduce the gospel of sweet iced tea and the Dallas Cowboys sooner than you'd think.
Man I wish time went longer than 1936. I’m sure the political machinations and massive technological revolutions won’t have any long term consequences on the Texas Empire
Ha, the Pecan Ploy. Once again, hilarious writing.
If I'd have a nickel every time pekan pie was directly responsible for changing the course of history - I'd have one nickel. Which is not a lot. The end.
Texans: Pea-can pie.
Brits: Pecan pie.
Texans: This means war!
The tales of the Kingdom of Texas are so fantastic and hysterical. I love everything about these videos!
My son mentioned this morning he was doing a report on the Texas Revolution, so it's like yall are psychic. I fear you, with much respect and admiration.
I never knew I needed this sequel until now
This channel makes such excellent content
Texasabest Destiny
Also Monument Valley in the B roll, nowhere near Texas.
Love it.
Didn’t see this one coming, but damn dude. Door monster never disappoints, even if years separate content
Not a video I expected to get a part 2 of, but I'm not complaining :)
The Texan bringing up iced tea was strategic. It riled up the Red Coats something fierce
Howdy and Yeehaw to you too! Great video :)
love that the Uk is willing to overlook Texas actively trying to dismantle their authority in their colonies but is willing to overlook it if Texas sends them some whiskey lol
as a canaidian just allow me to say ALL HAIL THE TEXAN EMPIRE AND ITS KING
Nice as always
This was definitely worth it! Glad to have been involved in the creation process.
Don't forget about us once you're famous
Happy to see you doing videos with Squire again.
Until the end of time, 1936.
Indeed, indeed.
Not the one-inch pie punch!
As someone from Lubbock, I appreciate us becoming the capital. I love this so much!
The capital being Lubeck brings me emotional pain
the little "he he he he" was freakin' adorable!
0:25 there's something physically painful about watching a person flag themselves with a firearm, even if it's a prop
Venice went on as Texas, nice.
Well made video, so any way I had top pause and get some pie.
"The first overseas cattle drive" lmao
The tea and whiskey wars!
Love a good door monster video, and may the sun never set on the kingdom of Texas!
I assume that in this alternate history, the empire of Texas got thoroughly troubled by the big H.
OK...the paintings are actually fucking hilariously awesome and amazing
Good use of AI, for once
It's a good mix of original historical paintings along with AI. I did appreciate the use of "Battle of St Eustache" when discussing rebellion in Canada.
These types of videos always crack me up, like nothing else...
10 Million more Dollars in Sponsorship money to Door Monster, please and thank you!
I love this documentary style video.
Not having Spiffingbrit guest star as the butler was a MASSIVE missed opportunity.
What a wonderful and unexpected video! I would've never seen something like this come up!
There are two sure things in life. Death, and Texas.
Oh shit, I knew things were about to go down as soon as I hear "Bless ya'lls poor hearts".
It's actually wild how long I've been waiting for this sequel, so glad the day has finally arrived!
These videos with squire are always a treat
It’s back!
As an American I don’t know who Victoria 3 is or where England is, but this video was still entertaining
Ah the classic end of time!
This is what I learned in school. Just the average Texas education
Howdy. As a native Texan and current resident of the state, I approve of this alternate history. Yeehaw!
This was…sooo hilarious!
God did not, in fact, have mercy on the empire they set their eyes on next
P.S. How did that Poland thing go?
2:31, for those of you Damnyankees (wait is that 2 words?), Hoosiers, Brits, and other peoples north and west of the Mason-Dixon, that is the biggest and kindest F-U ever put to paper, bless y'all's heart.
You could shorten it to just 'yanks' if you wanted.
Yeehaw, fellers.
I had to click for that Squire feature
Engage the algorihm
Praise be to the algorithm.
@@JamesTobiasStewartPraise be!
"Remake the world in Texas' image"
That's a truly horrifying thought
something even scarier is the fact that California is a province of Texas
@@TheFullAutomaticShermanShowAh yes. West Texas.
Two nations, divided by a common tea....
5:55 Irrestiable pie
THe sequel i never knew i needed!
I mean, is anyone ever going to complain about more fun things? 'Cause they sure shouldn't.
Well. Ain't that fun. Tell us more of this mighty quest.
You have made a magnificent video this day, and will receive the full arsenal of this like and comment I have available to me (Canada not included).
Wait... did Kyle move to NY in an attempt to push Texabest Destiny?!
**X-Files theme**
Seems likely.
Wales and amenities! And fancy ornamental stars
Worth the wait!
Stetson does make some very nice and affordable hats.
4:47 - The _entirety_ of Sheffield? By Jove!
Thing is, in the game there is almost no reason to ever produce tea and coffee. There will never be a single day another country will buy it on the market
Sweetened Iced Tea xD
Always love this stuff!
Another classic!
viking invasion ... the Texas style , with tomahawk & hookers
I love this timeline
Average texas W
Nice
I hope we get a new paradox sponsor video for the next CK DLC :D always love them
Mmm delicious Door Monster.