ONE THING YOU COULD HAVE LIVED WITHOUT KNOWING?! | EP 379 | ShxtsNGigs Podcast

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    This Week The Guys Discuss:
    0:00, ONE THING YOU COULD HAVE LIVED WITHOUT KNOWING
    22:00, BRAND NEW MERCH!!
    26:07, WHOOP UPDATE
    39:54, BACK TO SCHOOL
    44:42, WHO AM I
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  • @user-cx6hr2ui4p
    @user-cx6hr2ui4p 2 місяці тому +3879

    James the type of guy to grab two bottles from the fridge with both hands and close the door with his hips.

    • @dionnaburchell5621
      @dionnaburchell5621 2 місяці тому +50

      😂😂😂

    • @edmusic2756
      @edmusic2756 2 місяці тому +93

      Leave James alone!!! 😂😂😂

    • @kashiro2492
      @kashiro2492 2 місяці тому +15

      Yeah!

    • @mitztheo
      @mitztheo 2 місяці тому +15

      ☠️🤣🤣🤣

    • @Makumbi
      @Makumbi 2 місяці тому +122

      While humming in high key, wearing nothing but boxers, an apron and fluffy slippers.

  • @temi8087
    @temi8087 2 місяці тому +1954

    "No, DON'T *TOUCH* ME"
    Oh no, our daddies are having marital problems again😢😂

    • @danaglass1265
      @danaglass1265 2 місяці тому +64

      Just so they can make up 😂

    • @notoriousLEMONs
      @notoriousLEMONs 2 місяці тому +73

      @@danaglass1265 Sounds like another fanfiction in the making 🤣

    • @Wookiela2010
      @Wookiela2010 2 місяці тому +4

      😂😂

    • @emnem1403
      @emnem1403 2 місяці тому +13

      I swear James a lil fruity 😂😭

    • @myguitarisbetterthanyou
      @myguitarisbetterthanyou 2 місяці тому +4

      @@notoriousLEMONs ANOTHERRR????

  • @JRabie101
    @JRabie101 2 місяці тому +870

    Not me screaming at Ellis through the screen.. "It's Beyonce!!!"😭😭😭

    • @kiashade93
      @kiashade93 2 місяці тому +27

      When I tell you screaminggggggg 🤣

    • @kstorm9954
      @kstorm9954 2 місяці тому +20

      I was stressing I wanted him to get a point 😂

    • @sebe4760
      @sebe4760 2 місяці тому +9

      Right. I was screaming

    • @JRabie101
      @JRabie101 2 місяці тому +1

      @@kstorm9954 Bro😭

    • @tyyinspires
      @tyyinspires 2 місяці тому +17

      Sameeeee 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Soon as he said “beehive” I said BEYONCÉ, ELLIS‼️‼️‼️

  • @larrylawton9512
    @larrylawton9512 2 місяці тому +476

    The way Ellis was taken out at "can dolphins be black?" had me WEAK

  • @thatomadibo2717
    @thatomadibo2717 2 місяці тому +1021

    Not James shaking 😂😂😂 "can dolphins be black ?" question of the day 😂😂

  • @AmazonianMorgan
    @AmazonianMorgan 2 місяці тому +973

    Fuhad’s “Don’t you touch me!” while moving his body away from James… we knew It was going to happen! James heard the subject and Fuhad knew instantly that it was coming.
    lol

  • @mekaibeh6236
    @mekaibeh6236 2 місяці тому +344

    Ellis had me screaming at the screen during who am I 😂

  • @taamalliemna1359
    @taamalliemna1359 2 місяці тому +312

    james's writing is insane omg he's talented

  • @PaleFeet228
    @PaleFeet228 2 місяці тому +402

    That first guy on the bus, had he just admitted to robbing a bank, I’d respond with “yeah and I just murdered someone too innit”. 🤣 turn the tables

  • @the_comfy_pa3da150
    @the_comfy_pa3da150 2 місяці тому +598

    We can't keep defending you james 😂

    • @itsbijou1441
      @itsbijou1441 2 місяці тому +10

      We just can’t!!😂😂

  • @itsraksandrews3643
    @itsraksandrews3643 2 місяці тому +131

    James talking about monkeys who scissor makes me ask "WTF ARE YOU WATCHING MAN??'

    • @chante2342
      @chante2342 2 місяці тому +8

      I was saying the same thing… but I’m also intrigued 😂😂😂

  • @jniyahirwin1276
    @jniyahirwin1276 2 місяці тому +245

    The way I was screaming Beyoncé 😂😂

  • @AmazonianMorgan
    @AmazonianMorgan 2 місяці тому +223

    CAN DOLPHINS BE BLACK?!? The split screen laughter!!!! lol
    Rem’s search history has to be wild!!!

  • @joicooper5497
    @joicooper5497 2 місяці тому +105

    23:49 knees in the chairs is wild 😂

  • @CorePhilosophie
    @CorePhilosophie 2 місяці тому +75

    Ellis having royal blood adds to ''menace'' side of his name

  • @alydiamaxine1305
    @alydiamaxine1305 2 місяці тому +77

    Rem and Ellis STAND UP! James is stepping on both ya necks in back to school!

  • @louiequinery
    @louiequinery 2 місяці тому +255

    "Pink sock-"
    "Stop saying it. Its not gonna make it better bro."
    Rem's fucking face 😂

  • @M.VLT1
    @M.VLT1 2 місяці тому +152

    they’re all so giddy today I love it 😂

  • @dudeguy5210
    @dudeguy5210 2 місяці тому +200

    James with the " Come join me, bro." 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I can't with these two 😂😂😂

  • @commentori
    @commentori 2 місяці тому +56

    James cooks with his writing skills. The who I am segment eats everytime ‼️

  • @jordanbullock1700
    @jordanbullock1700 2 місяці тому +69

    James is NEVER beating the allegations 😭😭😭😭

  • @keeyajavan
    @keeyajavan 2 місяці тому +177

    THE CUTAWAY FROM THE BONOBO BIT LMFAOOO

  • @dasweetlife2621
    @dasweetlife2621 2 місяці тому +75

    Oh sweet baby Ellis. My baby angel, oh dear... When James finished and Ellis still looked confused I felt like a single mother helping with math homework. I wanted to read it louder until the answer fell in to his head.

  • @jeffreyjr1128
    @jeffreyjr1128 2 місяці тому +66

    Nah james intrusive thoughts need to be on a watch list 😂😂😂 cuz what comes out his mouth is wildddddd

  • @Troubleclef02
    @Troubleclef02 2 місяці тому +58

    “drinkie poo” took me out son.😂
    And THIS part?!? 6:35 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @danaglass1265
      @danaglass1265 2 місяці тому +5

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @entropy3615
      @entropy3615 2 місяці тому +5

      It took me by surprise and was like "ew" 😂😅

  • @012ghost
    @012ghost 2 місяці тому +211

    "Can dolphins be black" 🤣🤣🤣

    • @MT-UK
      @MT-UK 2 місяці тому +3

      They’re called Orcas and they are wiiiiild 😂

    • @heyraodhat
      @heyraodhat 2 місяці тому +2

      ​@@MT-UK orcas are whales..

    • @MT-UK
      @MT-UK 2 місяці тому +3

      @@heyraodhat they’re actually not 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @EpicNoob99
      @EpicNoob99 2 місяці тому

      @@heyraodhat orcas are dolphins

    • @heyraodhat
      @heyraodhat 2 місяці тому

      @@MT-UK they actually are.

  • @Brina23angel
    @Brina23angel 2 місяці тому +189

    That Rem is married...let me live my dream 😂

  • @valeriacontreras9918
    @valeriacontreras9918 2 місяці тому +35

    Ellis coming out to shine makes me so happy 🥲 his New Year’s resolution is so beyond accomplished

  • @rea.erasmus
    @rea.erasmus 2 місяці тому +22

    Imagine how chaotic "flying taxis" would be in South Africa 😭😭😭 Zulus could never!🤣

  • @1o1games25
    @1o1games25 2 місяці тому +146

    The baggy T doing James a SERVICE! homie looks WHAM in this ep!

  • @Kimmee_S
    @Kimmee_S 2 місяці тому +80

    Don’t touch me! had me dying laughing 🤣🤣🤣

  • @kayalyse
    @kayalyse 2 місяці тому +22

    I’ve never screamed at my phone so much for Ellis to get this damn point 😂😂😂

  • @JanelLABWC
    @JanelLABWC 2 місяці тому +50

    The Black boy joy these two emanate together just warms my heart and makes my Mondays happier! 🥰 I might have to sign up for that Log Cabin show!

  • @Exorcist2077
    @Exorcist2077 2 місяці тому +107

    Don’t touch me neither 😂

  • @thereallinnz9407
    @thereallinnz9407 2 місяці тому +99

    The way my mouth DROPPED and stayed open at the eyes/ immune system thing 😦🤣👀😦😭

    • @NotKekePalmer
      @NotKekePalmer 2 місяці тому +16

      It's not exactly a "separate" immune system. Your eyes (and the seminary vesicles actually) are considered immune privileged. This means that you minimise the amount of white blood cells in the area because it would affect functioning, so these areas develop in-utero and are then closed off while the rest of the body develops. If someone has a vasectomy or they have a penetrating injury to the eye balls, parts of that tissue enters your regular blood stream. You immune system then has cells trace them back to the origin and attacks the eyes or the leftover sperm in the balls. The more you know!

    • @precious7604
      @precious7604 2 місяці тому +8

      me too bruh. don't wanna think about it too hard in case my brain catches up 😭

  • @mohalemoahloli8546
    @mohalemoahloli8546 2 місяці тому +59

    Not James saying "baka" with that smirk after back to school 😂😂😂😂

    • @Weezy52251
      @Weezy52251 2 місяці тому

      Which anime is it from?

    • @Azlureon
      @Azlureon 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@Weezy52251 it just means stupid in Japanese, he calling them dumb

  • @XioJade20
    @XioJade20 2 місяці тому +44

    As soon as James said, "Beehive and Halo, I automatically knew it was Beyoncé .

    • @stacycamacho59
      @stacycamacho59 2 місяці тому

      I wouldn't have gotten it either. 😂😂😂 I am not into today's music or Beyonce. Lol.

    • @NayFlacko
      @NayFlacko 2 місяці тому +1

      i had it at “we, yourself, and i” lol

  • @ApeTheGawd
    @ApeTheGawd 2 місяці тому +37

    Why James's first thing about dolphins is, "they can be gay right?" 😂😂

  • @immmawatcher
    @immmawatcher 2 місяці тому +2570

    John 3:16 ❤For God so loved the world, that he gave his only Son, that whoever believes in him should not perish but have eternal life

  • @AdamStewart-ws3bm
    @AdamStewart-ws3bm 2 місяці тому +66

    Ellis absolutely lost it with the "can dolphins be black" comment 😂😂😂

  • @vonyx5601
    @vonyx5601 2 місяці тому +53

    Fun fact: Rwanda has been using long-range drones to deliver medical supplies via a company named Zipline 🇷🇼

    • @elenawilliams32
      @elenawilliams32 2 місяці тому +1

      I saw a documentary on that company Zipline. The drones leave with serious speed. So effective and efficient.

  • @Lavvvvvyyyyy
    @Lavvvvvyyyyy 2 місяці тому +55

    Fuhad's facial expressions are always it😂😂

  • @tiffanygonzalez6979
    @tiffanygonzalez6979 2 місяці тому +19

    I love Ellis so much!! James is so sweet to him and tried so hard to help him out. ❤

  • @hentaininjutsu8412
    @hentaininjutsu8412 2 місяці тому +523

    The Easter bunny dropping off these two chocolate Daddies, what a sweet treat

  • @catherinestouffer5133
    @catherinestouffer5133 2 місяці тому +26

    Just so you know...... I was practicing my violin.... I got a notification that your new thing was out..... I put it on so I can watch it while I was practicing this one passage that was specifically taking my soul...... And I had put my violin down to get a drink and then you said the part about the violin strings....... I looked at her and she looked at me and I looked at her and she looked at me 👀 (yes I knew before this I just found it funny)

  • @latina4evaX7
    @latina4evaX7 2 місяці тому +18

    Getting a Whoop shout out from Fuhad is all I needed this week! If there’s one thing I’m gonna do is sleep 😂❤

    • @ScottyDean
      @ScottyDean 2 місяці тому

      Same! I'm trolling the comments trying to find out what melatonin he's taking, tho, bro! I'm ded, my insomnia is back

  • @alexismum
    @alexismum 2 місяці тому +46

    I could have lived without knowing labour pains pushing out a 3.65kg baby and a 1.37kg placenta. Never again.

  • @JustUdoro
    @JustUdoro 2 місяці тому +20

    James and that “Who Am I?” 🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @avelasoyingwa
    @avelasoyingwa 2 місяці тому +33

    52:00 Ellis the clueless menace lol

    • @elless6535
      @elless6535 2 місяці тому +13

      Not really. They all know he's not into Beyonce whatsoever. I love the game, but it should always be written with all the guys in mind to keep it fair.

    • @Lucian_Media
      @Lucian_Media 2 місяці тому +3

      ​@@elless6535so agree. He dies have his strong points. Put some stuff in there for his areas of expertise

  • @LISAmosley_
    @LISAmosley_ 2 місяці тому +24

    Fuhad hit James with Denzel😂 “you get your fucking hands off me” *side eye and lip quiver*

  • @allisonchigozie6816
    @allisonchigozie6816 2 місяці тому +40

    Gather here if these guys make your Monday every week💪💪

  • @BeckyAmers
    @BeckyAmers 2 місяці тому +31

    "can dolphins be black?"...rem you keep me laughing 😂

  • @minnie7827
    @minnie7827 2 місяці тому +18

    Not me wanting to rewatch seven pounds again 😂😂 Honestly, yall can hype up anything!

  • @Totalpackage_
    @Totalpackage_ 2 місяці тому +42

    I wasn’t prepared to look up pink sock 😭😭😭😭

    • @alexismum
      @alexismum 2 місяці тому +5

      Tell me what it is so I don't have to suffer what you saw😅

    • @MzJenAtailia
      @MzJenAtailia 2 місяці тому

      Don't 😂

    • @MzJenAtailia
      @MzJenAtailia 2 місяці тому

      Dog in a bathtub

  • @mayraisabelmoralesofficial
    @mayraisabelmoralesofficial 2 місяці тому +17

    as someone who graduated with honors i eat all of them up at back to school EVERY time. i love y’all tho😭🫶🏻.

  • @shymybabes
    @shymybabes 2 місяці тому +245

    Not dolphins displaying Diddy behavior 😂

    • @carolynemohamed7056
      @carolynemohamed7056 2 місяці тому +42

      Dolphin are also bullies. They act all cute with humans but the kill anything just for banter

    • @YourGirlKeya
      @YourGirlKeya 2 місяці тому +17

      Don’t forget otters are even worse

    • @Lucian_Media
      @Lucian_Media 2 місяці тому

      😮

    • @RaizelSX
      @RaizelSX 2 місяці тому +3

      Man dolphins are monsterous. The males they were talking about don't clap cheek they clap the blow holes lmoa

  • @luciajoyce23
    @luciajoyce23 2 місяці тому +31

    James is never beating these allegations 😂😂 “I’m here for it”

  • @Colie.2010
    @Colie.2010 2 місяці тому +8

    It was Fuhad yelling “DONT TOUCH ME either” lol

  • @qhawesebela7613
    @qhawesebela7613 2 місяці тому +17

    Rem and Elis must also share their stats for the woop challenge so we know where they standing

  • @G254611
    @G254611 2 місяці тому +9

    Prince Ellis. Fellow royalty here. My maternal side of my family is African/ Nigerian Royalty.
    I shall call you Prince Ellis from hereon in. Love you sweetie from your favourite Adoptive Nigerian/ British Aunty or Mum. 😍❤

  • @NeptuneMartian
    @NeptuneMartian 2 місяці тому +28

    Rem: “can dolphins be Black? 😐” IM WHEEzing 😭💀

  • @dennygaming7918
    @dennygaming7918 2 місяці тому +17

    "Don't touch me either" 😂😂

  • @Tommmcat1990
    @Tommmcat1990 2 місяці тому +19

    One thing I wish I didn't know was that general anaesthetic (propofol) wasn't invented until the 1970s. Before then, the best they could do was wipe your memory with ketanine etc. People were fully awake and screaming/writhing in pain for stuff (such as child birth) but be on massive doses of drugs so they wouldn't remember when they sobered up.... but would the trauma be there subconsciously? (Source: QI, BBC. Fry, Stephen et. al 😅)

    • @kenetrice
      @kenetrice 2 місяці тому +2

      Knowing that with the chainsaw for childbirth bit makes this so much worse! Those poor women. 😮

  • @danielepoubel
    @danielepoubel 2 місяці тому +9

    I knew the who am I from the first line 😂😂 James’ writing is sooooo good, wow.

  • @AmazonianMorgan
    @AmazonianMorgan 2 місяці тому +8

    I wasn’t ready for the knees in the chair with the over the shoulder look back! - I wasn’t ready!

  • @ncumi-smiley
    @ncumi-smiley 2 місяці тому +173

    Ellis losing that one aggravated me😭😭😭

  • @delianunez6128
    @delianunez6128 2 місяці тому +3

    1:04:31 “connecting tails with all the bhaddies!” I died 😂💀

  • @DAEDAE_blessedvibez
    @DAEDAE_blessedvibez 2 місяці тому +30

    I was like Ellis BEYONCE u got this i was hoping Ellis got this

    • @Thea_Pat
      @Thea_Pat 2 місяці тому +3

      Painful 😂

  • @beastlylemon
    @beastlylemon 2 місяці тому +11

    favorite podcast dropping merch on MY BIRTHDAY?!? Its over

  • @channi3_m
    @channi3_m 2 місяці тому +19

    I was screaming Ellis’ name in the middle of the street hoping for him to get it!!! ELLIIIIISSSSS!!!! 🥲😣😫

  • @nairobi_girl5808
    @nairobi_girl5808 2 місяці тому +10

    I want to know Ellis and Rem's weekly Whoop progress.

  • @williet6019
    @williet6019 2 місяці тому +17

    The back of the shirt part 😂

  • @Caz8142
    @Caz8142 2 місяці тому +27

    6:35 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂took me out

  • @undreajones5904
    @undreajones5904 2 місяці тому +7

    Bro James be locked in on the discovery channel 😂

  • @ariannaburns333
    @ariannaburns333 2 місяці тому +3

    The moment you two turned around and got on the chair made my day 😂 love you guys ❤. Forever watching your videos 🫶🏽

  • @beckymacleod7743
    @beckymacleod7743 2 місяці тому +4

    The way James kept saying pink sock pink sock pink sock lol 😂

  • @katiebrad5477
    @katiebrad5477 2 місяці тому +4

    I saw a comment a couple episodes ago that said James has a story for everything. After this i STRONGLY agree 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @knockoutguitarist087
    @knockoutguitarist087 2 місяці тому +12

    39:17 YEA!!! Westside!!!! Fuhad hit that smooth!!! SNG GANG!!! On the set!!!

  • @101nasiah
    @101nasiah 2 місяці тому +5

    Top 3 on the whoopty whoop should get tickets to the O2! Numbers would be thru the roof 😂😂

  • @EbuniMisses
    @EbuniMisses 2 місяці тому +6

    James is very good at these WHO AM I stories. I look forward to them.

  • @MannDaSSaint
    @MannDaSSaint 2 місяці тому +7

    Watching this while on my lunch break at work! THANK YOU! 🙏🏿🤣

  • @LucestaDeVos
    @LucestaDeVos 2 місяці тому +5

    Ellis the royal manace

  • @ianhudson7350
    @ianhudson7350 2 місяці тому +5

    More Ellis please. He's rocking the new haircut.
    Ellis = Brilliant!

  • @MrHarry-tl3ot
    @MrHarry-tl3ot 2 місяці тому +23

    Can dolphins be black 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣... I needed that.

  • @daverreandivaturner8965
    @daverreandivaturner8965 2 місяці тому +13

    67 views and it just dropped one minute ago is wild. I love you guys. ❤❤❤

  • @emmanuelosunde6351
    @emmanuelosunde6351 2 місяці тому +4

    That dolphins bit was hilarious!!! 😂😂😂😂 I nearly died 😂😂😂😂

  • @alvinmureithi7069
    @alvinmureithi7069 2 місяці тому +7

    The King henry thing is something I can't ever get out my head. Divorced, beheaded and died, Divorced, beheaded , Survived

  • @kasambaa
    @kasambaa 2 місяці тому +5

    the collective sigh and killer bee was too good 😂😂

  • @teigh_berry96
    @teigh_berry96 2 місяці тому +4

    Always lines up with my morning work out! Best way to start the week ❤ Love you both!

  • @katrinapysadee7799
    @katrinapysadee7799 2 місяці тому +7

    why did Fuhad sound like a skype notification when he heard about the monkeys 😭 8:27

  • @jazzycarly123
    @jazzycarly123 2 місяці тому +3

    Just like to say James’ writing skills on the “who am I” games are amazing!

  • @dmeechhh
    @dmeechhh 2 місяці тому +9

    I’ve had a shit long day, not even started watching it preparing my self for some shxrs & gigs, letsss goooo🔥

  • @brandonloorkhoor2861
    @brandonloorkhoor2861 2 місяці тому +10

    Big Monday with tha boys🎉

  • @BeckyAmers
    @BeckyAmers 2 місяці тому +2

    Been binge watching you guys past 2 days... couldn't believe my girl had never watched you before, can't remember the last time we actually laughed like that...u guys are good for the soul 😂 we needed that❤

  • @Jus_Melanin
    @Jus_Melanin 2 місяці тому +9

    😂😂dying at James complaining about Fuhad needing to sleep in the cold. I’m the same way lol I need it freezing or else I wake up drenched in sweat and pissed tf off!

    • @Abandon3dRain
      @Abandon3dRain 2 місяці тому

      I need the fan for the white noise and breeze if I don’t I get too hot which gives me a splitting headache for rest of day ugh

  • @senshii9197
    @senshii9197 2 місяці тому +15

    I usually watch these on my break at work while eating….. today was a mistake 😪

  • @edmusic2756
    @edmusic2756 2 місяці тому +14

    "can dolphins be black" 😂😂😂

  • @LolaHappyFace
    @LolaHappyFace 2 місяці тому +3

    "don't let him mug you off in anime" has me dead😂😂

  • @aminabouba9730
    @aminabouba9730 2 місяці тому +3

    James needs to do Cbebbies bedtime stories because his voice is sooooo soothing!!!! He just has that story teller voice.

  • @datimmm
    @datimmm 2 місяці тому +3

    Happy this episode is over an hour long ❤