Ah yes, my favorite video game quest where you walk up to sheep 4 times and press a button to make the screen fade to black so the devs don't have to animate anything. Truly timeless game design.
Lyle is totally right about the animal thing. That is actual poopoo writing. How could they just forget about their main character's pretty simple characterization?
She cared about her cat so much she completely forgot about the 5000 dollars she left to burn in the apartment. Now she's like, "eh, animals are fine."
@@j.2512oh come on, Frey would say "Oh my god, am I really not breathing right now underneath this dingy bridge, choking on my own vomit? That's what's happening?"
Zach's right about the town design. Not only does it look like it was destroyed 2000 years ago, it looks like it was never meant to have people living in it to begin with. There's no clear streets or neighborhoods, just a bunch of huge plazas with a handful of buildings, with no sign of where people actually live or work. It looks like this place was meant as some sort of monument or oversized palace grounds and not a place for people to actually live in.
To be honest if a bunch of grubby little children came up to me on the streets of a pseudo-medieval fantasy city and gave me flowers, my first assumption would be that they're trying to distract me from something
To be fair, that’s true for basically all of Square Enix’s character designs. Especially if they were designed by Tetsuya Nomura. If you’re playing Final Fantasy 7 wondering how Cloud finds the time to make his hair look like that every morning, for instance, then you are not playing Final Fantasy 7 correctly.
Here's two pro tips for devs: 1: Throw in colorful banners and interesting plant life over your fantasy brick city so there's some semblance of character in the world itself rather than looking at one dull wash of stone. 2: If you're forced to do a tedious side quest to feed animals, maybe do a freakish fantasy creature instead of sheep. Sure you're still doing a crap task, but at least you're interacting with a unique being from the realm and possibly better understanding how their world functions
I feel like colourless cities actually feel epic and foreboding and sometimes even more beautiful than highly coloured cities if pulled off right, but forespoken does not pull them off right
@@scottgerloffs6148yeah Minas Tirith is a city of white stone, and it looks epic. But it’s like what Zach was saying, Minas Tirith is a city at its peak so you see it at its peak. This game’s city is supposed to be at its peak but we see it as a heap of crumbling stones and collapsed marble ruins. And it’s certainly worth thinking about how vibrant and colorful the medieval world really looked. Constantinople was a city of rich dyes, imported silk, elaborate frescoes, mosaics, and religious icons. You might see those icons everywhere you go. If you buy medicine in a shop, you would see images of Sts. Cosmos and Damian looking over you, or St. Catherine in a library or bookstore. Or the incredible cathedrals of Western Europe, with their painted statues and stained glass windows. The world doesn’t have to just be black, brown, and grey.
@@wolliveryoutubealso book accurate Minas Tirith had tons of gardens and statues and banners and the bottom wall was made of the same polished black stone that Saruman’s tower was made of
I like how they were too lazy to do an extremely simple animation of her putting her hand near a sheep and instead just used a black screen that says "fed the sheep"
my favorite thing about these videos is the idea of Lyle playing this game trying to make something interesting happen and then Camera Colossus going through the footage trying to find 20 minutes of content, and all he found was jokes about poop and chicken.
Actually I think if anything it should improve things cause after all you get what you pay for, and this game clearly went through some messy production.
That is a good point about the decor; even in the slums, in a survival situation like this city is in, I'd imagine they'd at least try to make their homes look safe with decorations
Yeah, this shit looks like Fallout where everything is a fucking mess of ruins like the nukes just exploded and people simply refuse to sweep rubble out of their shacks and shit even though they supposedly live there.
Exactly what the guy above me said. its a major problem games have, especially fallout. great video on the topic called "Why the world of fallout couldnt actually exist".
@@selectionn I think I might have watched that video or at least a similar one, they had an example of some NPC with a shop inside a school bus, but there's like no windows or anything to cover it for rain and stuff, and there's also no doors of any kind, and the bus itself looked like no one touched it for decades despite it supposedly doubling as a shop and home. I never played Fallout 4 or whatever game they talked about, but I'm pretty sure it has better gameplay and shit than Forespoken which helps alleviate other issues, but hearing them breaking down why Forespoken's city looked and felt so shitty really makes you appreciate games that put even the bare minimum effort to make their worlds at least LOOK lived in, like Assassin's Creed games feel like genuine living and breathing worlds masterpieces of level design in comparison to this shit. The fact that everything including the sky is a shitty desaturated gray makes this city look like almost a self aware parody of 7th gen gaming trends, as does the whole game honestly.
I still find it interesting how a group of 3 naked guys in a room making improvised sex jokes is funnier and more interesting than a script written by professionals with degrees.
There's no degrees in writing, it's not like studying for being doctors, anyone can screenwrite as seen here. Though this game looks pretty fucked even from a mere functionality standpoint, like it's not as broken as something like Gollum, but there's a ton of weird shit like the fade to black feeding sheep quest where it's clear they had to cut corners like crazy so it's safe to say things haven't been smooth with production. This game is also from before the writers strikes so it kinda comes back to the old "you get what you pay for" I guess, I don't think anyone working on this was particularly passionate, it's a very cynical first draft you shit out in an hour to meet deadlines and move on.
I think this game is such a failure on so many levels that it’s genuinely fascinating. From the writing, to the world building, to the gameplay I think it’s only once in a blue moon we get a game this incompetent. But god is it fun to watch
Still one of my favorite bits from the Witch Hunt series, Chris had a little joke to lower Tomar's guard down so Zach could floor Tomar with an even more absurd joke right after
This game (and this playthrough) is giving me more material. Like Robian Keen (that old man) was right near Cipal. For over 20 years. He wears a disguise to blend in outside when traveling and it never once crossed what's left of his mind to get back to Auden? She's the one constant on his mind and he knows where she's located. If he was in any of the other regions, it would make sense, but he's basically around the corner. Great game.
"Spyro the Dragon on PS1 had better skyboxes than that" Yeah, Spyro the Dragon on PS1 had some of the coolest looking simple dreamscape skyboxes of all time, Chris.
Zach is 100% right about how bland this game looks. The walls, the ceilings, the floors, the railings, the outfits, the sky, the clouds, the dirt, the grass, they could have picked a unique color for any one of those things. At least put in some flowers
It's funny that the grey boring New York streets in this game are so much more colourful than this fantasy town that just looks like ruins you would find in our own world.
I jokingly told my boss I was "forSPOKEN for" when he asked me out but he still pushed me against the wall and shoved his tongue down my throat hahahaha what a funny guy
Not only do the buildings look like ruins (which if we're very generous, could be plausible since Rome was legit in ruins, disassembled and pretty much built over with medieval architecture in the Middle Ages - not that the devs know anything about that), but the worst part to me is that the specific style of ancient architecture is coincidentally - in a parallel world - exactly like our own, with Greco-Roman Corinthian columns and everything. No way they can be original and make a somewhat exotic, alien, strange looking style for another world - yeah scratch that, every original design they did is a mess of modern triangles and goofy clothing that doesn't really mesh together. In the end it boils down to dumb, uncreative devs and artists.
Exactly. Everything in this game from the artistic direction to the characterisation is wildly inconsistent. The environments are mostly mundane and grounded, but then a handful of characters are walking around wearing bizarre outfits that would look stupidly impractical even in an anime. All it does is to make the game look as butt ugly as possible.
If she dosen't like animals, then I can only assume she stole her cat from somebody and just keeps it around because she doesn't know what to do with it
Up+B catapult launch Side B is a Lunge (mash to keep bitting fingers) Down+B is a counter/parried strike I could make the entire move set but I gotta make time.
I never even thought about the idea how this civilization's infrastructure here basically just looks like ancient ruins as if ancient ruins are what the whole civilization looked like at the time. That is actually insane.
Chris saying "That's the thing from Kung Fu Panda, I recognize it anywhere" when seeing a generic scroll only for it to instantly cut a few seconds ahead before we could hear anyone respond it any way is one of the all time most intense and hilarious Idiot Whiplash moments I've seen on this channel.
they guy talks about using your powers to turn the town on its head and then you're tasked with feeding sheep. thats the best use for the magical future lady
the main character swearing is so bizarre like it doesn't make her likeable, and people do genuinely nice things and she swears at them what the hell is this game?!
I can't imagine children running up to me with flowers and me whipping around saying "What the FUCK is that???" There is absolutely nothing likeable about anything in this entire game.
Well, they say a human male thinks about ancient Rome roughly every 6 minutes, so between two men and a Lyle, I would say anywhere from 180 to 602 times during an episode.
Based on the title, I'm expecting Chris will finally address his addiction to adrenochrome, and what he's done to get his sweaty little elitist hands on it.
Chris says he hates chicken yet when he got Sonic happy meals for Cory he says he gets a McChicken as a nice healthy snack…. kiiiiinda suspicious if you ask me
Game: literally won't let you progress in a BURNING BUILDING unless you find Frey's cat first. Frey (on animals): They're alright, I guess... I fucking hate this game so much.
I took a big drink right as Zach brought up the Indian guy making curry and Chris getting spooked and it took all of my willpower not to spit it all out over my monitor
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Ah yes, my favorite video game quest where you walk up to sheep 4 times and press a button to make the screen fade to black so the devs don't have to animate anything. Truly timeless game design.
Gameless time design
the 3d pokemon experience
Designless time game
AAA tier with the Ubisost seal of approval
Literal RPG maker shit
Lyle is totally right about the animal thing. That is actual poopoo writing. How could they just forget about their main character's pretty simple characterization?
She cared about her cat so much she completely forgot about the 5000 dollars she left to burn in the apartment. Now she's like, "eh, animals are fine."
@@SnagTheRabbitthat was like 100,000 easily
And we know lyle can write better games
@@SnagTheRabbit Also how she wanted to pet the monster dogs at the beginning of the game.
She loves cats but hates animals. That’s not bad writing. That’s just everyone who’d rather have a cat than a child
Frey overdosing under a bridge is my headcanon now
Frey: "I can't breathe"
She's with Gandalf, spinning on the floor
@@j.2512oh come on, Frey would say "Oh my god, am I really not breathing right now underneath this dingy bridge, choking on my own vomit? That's what's happening?"
@@j.2512
...Meh, the inevitable "mostly peaceful protests" would be worth it in the end.
Zach's right about the town design. Not only does it look like it was destroyed 2000 years ago, it looks like it was never meant to have people living in it to begin with. There's no clear streets or neighborhoods, just a bunch of huge plazas with a handful of buildings, with no sign of where people actually live or work. It looks like this place was meant as some sort of monument or oversized palace grounds and not a place for people to actually live in.
*A bunch of kids bring you flowers as a gift*
Normal person reaction: Oh! Thanks!
Frey reaction: What the hell?
To be honest if a bunch of grubby little children came up to me on the streets of a pseudo-medieval fantasy city and gave me flowers, my first assumption would be that they're trying to distract me from something
@@mishamorozov5325that happens nowadays where little gypsy children run up to you distract you than take your wallet but the thief child got squished
@@mishamorozov5325 weirdly paranoid but ok
@@crash-ew6hwThat’s actually a reasonable thing to be cautious of in many countries.
Don't forget, those were ghost children
The Indian Curry joke feels like a lost audio clip from a SleepyCabin episode. Instant classic Zach bit.
Forspoken was one of the funniest series they did, so glad they're brining it back
i love when they brine back series like these
@@gomibak514 I love when they use their brine in their big witch's cauldron to cook up some tasty and savory videos.
They are dunking it in a thick brine
They dipped it in a vat of green water
Their sheer, unanimous contempt for the game is super funny.
We’re unironically gonna have a Forspoken finale before YIIK finale
Im convinced the YIIK finale is never gonna release.
"The YIIK series has no set schedule! It'll be done when it's done!" @@paulj6805
why would you want a finale of a boring game with boring co-hosts
Id be very surprised if they finish this game
@RadAgain I'm working on it
I like how Frey's character design implies she puts more effort into her hair than she's willing to give to filthy peasants.
It’s called being a New Yorker
Don't forget that she also finds the time and makes an effort to do her nails
@@Hegataro woman moment.
To be fair, that’s true for basically all of Square Enix’s character designs. Especially if they were designed by Tetsuya Nomura.
If you’re playing Final Fantasy 7 wondering how Cloud finds the time to make his hair look like that every morning, for instance, then you are not playing Final Fantasy 7 correctly.
@@JeffreyThrashI really wish they never let that hack take the wheel
of course lyle's favorite part of FF7 remake is the part where you kill rats
Here's two pro tips for devs:
1: Throw in colorful banners and interesting plant life over your fantasy brick city so there's some semblance of character in the world itself rather than looking at one dull wash of stone.
2: If you're forced to do a tedious side quest to feed animals, maybe do a freakish fantasy creature instead of sheep. Sure you're still doing a crap task, but at least you're interacting with a unique being from the realm and possibly better understanding how their world functions
3: If the player needs to go feed the sheep, ANIMATE THEM FEEDING THE SHEEP. Let them SEE it. With their eye-holes.
I feel like colourless cities actually feel epic and foreboding and sometimes even more beautiful than highly coloured cities if pulled off right, but forespoken does not pull them off right
except the dev studio is already gone 🤣
@@scottgerloffs6148yeah Minas Tirith is a city of white stone, and it looks epic. But it’s like what Zach was saying, Minas Tirith is a city at its peak so you see it at its peak. This game’s city is supposed to be at its peak but we see it as a heap of crumbling stones and collapsed marble ruins.
And it’s certainly worth thinking about how vibrant and colorful the medieval world really looked. Constantinople was a city of rich dyes, imported silk, elaborate frescoes, mosaics, and religious icons. You might see those icons everywhere you go. If you buy medicine in a shop, you would see images of Sts. Cosmos and Damian looking over you, or St. Catherine in a library or bookstore. Or the incredible cathedrals of Western Europe, with their painted statues and stained glass windows. The world doesn’t have to just be black, brown, and grey.
@@wolliveryoutubealso book accurate Minas Tirith had tons of gardens and statues and banners and the bottom wall was made of the same polished black stone that Saruman’s tower was made of
I like how they were too lazy to do an extremely simple animation of her putting her hand near a sheep and instead just used a black screen that says "fed the sheep"
Zach's "How It's Made: Curry" joke at 7:42 is an all time classic
i was in tears eehhehehehe
I’d also put Zach’s ballpit incident at 5:30 up there as well lol
TOILET HUMOR IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS!!!
you're missing 13:33
13:33 has me fucking in tears literally dude what the fuck is happening
Im so glad you guys kept playing this
Same, these guys are unrivaled in terms of content, lol.
@cardboredmtgthanks cardboredmtg
I hope they go back to Yiik after the update
Its so fucking funny
I bet they are too
my favorite thing about these videos is the idea of Lyle playing this game trying to make something interesting happen and then Camera Colossus going through the footage trying to find 20 minutes of content, and all he found was jokes about poop and chicken.
Thanks to this game sneakerheads can finally see some representation
Fucking sneakerhead
Thank God the writer’s strike is done so this amazing type of storytelling can thrive once again.
Actually I think if anything it should improve things cause after all you get what you pay for, and this game clearly went through some messy production.
Wasn’t this made by the Japanese? They wouldn’t be effected by the strike
I would say having AI do the writing is better, but the AI is trained from the same shitty writing.
i thought games like this were BECAUSE of the writers strike
And be paid fairly for their services
That is a good point about the decor; even in the slums, in a survival situation like this city is in, I'd imagine they'd at least try to make their homes look safe with decorations
Yeah, this shit looks like Fallout where everything is a fucking mess of ruins like the nukes just exploded and people simply refuse to sweep rubble out of their shacks and shit even though they supposedly live there.
Exactly what the guy above me said.
its a major problem games have, especially fallout. great video on the topic called "Why the world of fallout couldnt actually exist".
@@selectionn I think I might have watched that video or at least a similar one, they had an example of some NPC with a shop inside a school bus, but there's like no windows or anything to cover it for rain and stuff, and there's also no doors of any kind, and the bus itself looked like no one touched it for decades despite it supposedly doubling as a shop and home.
I never played Fallout 4 or whatever game they talked about, but I'm pretty sure it has better gameplay and shit than Forespoken which helps alleviate other issues, but hearing them breaking down why Forespoken's city looked and felt so shitty really makes you appreciate games that put even the bare minimum effort to make their worlds at least LOOK lived in, like Assassin's Creed games feel like genuine living and breathing worlds masterpieces of level design in comparison to this shit.
The fact that everything including the sky is a shitty desaturated gray makes this city look like almost a self aware parody of 7th gen gaming trends, as does the whole game honestly.
It's really sad when Dark Souls, a literal brown and grey purgatory world, has more color and life than an ancient, thriving city.
I still find it interesting how a group of 3 naked guys in a room making improvised sex jokes is funnier and more interesting than a script written by professionals with degrees.
I genuinely believe this was written by AI
There's no degrees in writing, it's not like studying for being doctors, anyone can screenwrite as seen here.
Though this game looks pretty fucked even from a mere functionality standpoint, like it's not as broken as something like Gollum, but there's a ton of weird shit like the fade to black feeding sheep quest where it's clear they had to cut corners like crazy so it's safe to say things haven't been smooth with production.
This game is also from before the writers strikes so it kinda comes back to the old "you get what you pay for" I guess, I don't think anyone working on this was particularly passionate, it's a very cynical first draft you shit out in an hour to meet deadlines and move on.
Japanese dev but they hired westoids to write. Big Mistake, someone had to commit seppuku over letter californians write your game
@@j.2512 Really missed out on that famously great Japanese writing lmao
yea this was NOBODYS passion project im sure@@ginogatash4030
I think this game is such a failure on so many levels that it’s genuinely fascinating. From the writing, to the world building, to the gameplay I think it’s only once in a blue moon we get a game this incompetent. But god is it fun to watch
I wish, every other AAA is just like this crap
What a waste of next gen tech
The more I see the more in disbelief I become
This is parody, it has to be parody
The fact that there's so much graphics work and detail put into something so utterly dead inside
Its like if they were trying to put everything wrong with AAA games in one
Brown eyes being referred to as tar pits is a level of absurdity I am glad I witnessed.
out of all the series that never got finished this makes it all worth it
Frey Forspoken is so horrible she would date Alex Yiik, and end up marrying him out of fear of getting old. They are basically the same person.
She looks vaguely ethnic enough for Yiik
Choild: “Look mummay! It’s the brown laday!”
Mummay: “Shut up racist choild! She has powers.”
and her power is stealing stuff apparently
Black girl magic
this world looks like the sandbox levels of the original lego harry potter games
🤣
Chris not liking chicken is something I didn't know I didn't want to hear.
Some of Chris' hot takes have convinced me he's only a few steps away from becoming one of those "diet and exercise are a waste of time" influencers
@@Iceman10000 He draws himself fat. People that do what you're referring to draw their avatars/personal inserts as skinny.
@@Iceman10000tbf chicken is like one of the least tastiest proteins. I’d rather beef, pork, and seafood.
@@olknoxlovery true.
@@cadestockman5731He also hates seafood lol. And exercise.
Frey NEEDS to be in the next PlayStation All Stars!
I can’t continue going on if she’s not!
Frey is what Sony needs to revive PS All Stars and finally make it a real Smash competitor.
We watch Forspoken in the family room on the wall-mounted 72" plasma screen
That curry bit is a perfect 10/10
we need a worst of oneyplays part 2
Its already out. its called "Best of Cory"
@@Epipopi But does it have mason twists on dead bugs and Indian men gobbling feces? Didn't think so
real @@Epipopi
@@Epipopi wow that's totally insensitive to water people, you pos. how dare you insult their ambassador
I hope they get to the part when Frey says she basically doesn’t care that people are dying in this world and she wants to go back to New York
I adore the absolute non-engagement with the game. Exactly what this gem of modern entertainment deserves.
I've been storing up the fat in my body all winter for this!
It's november.
7:43 Never change, Zach.
Zach frantically apologizing for making a poop joke is way too funny. 16:42
More from these sneakerheads? 😮💨
(I really really hope Ms. UA-cam doesn't take this seriously)
You can't use that word anymore that words been added to the ADL hate list.
These SNEAKERHEADS
Fucken sneakerhead
@@michaelchimenti2847
You won’t believe it. A fucking _sneakerhead_ moved in two houses down. 😠
After the organ incident you can't trust zach to have actual knowledge on how anything works
The what???
@@Scorpion-xe3pt
The time when Zach broke into a hospital and harvested all of the patients organs
fat dudes blowin air
@@mittycommitspizzatime92 oh god i didn't know his fentanyl addiction has gotten this bad
Still one of my favorite bits from the Witch Hunt series, Chris had a little joke to lower Tomar's guard down so Zach could floor Tomar with an even more absurd joke right after
Every episode is a blessing. Glad to see the boys finally get a lesson in what truly is master class writing.
Rome was actually very colorful and vibrant with paint but most of the paint has decayed
This game (and this playthrough) is giving me more material.
Like Robian Keen (that old man) was right near Cipal. For over 20 years. He wears a disguise to blend in outside when traveling and it never once crossed what's left of his mind to get back to Auden? She's the one constant on his mind and he knows where she's located. If he was in any of the other regions, it would make sense, but he's basically around the corner.
Great game.
Oneyplays episodes are one of the few things that actually make me feel joy anymore
Glad you stopped doing the whole "baby killing" thing
:(
@@ThrowAway-jt6ww what
@@ThrowAway-jt6wwHe didn’t say he stopped, just that it no longer brings him joy.
Chris's approximate knowledge of Family Guy skits, like Mario's "By de waaay", never fails to bust a gut
Chris complimenting the grass not seeing it clip through the sheep
"Spyro the Dragon on PS1 had better skyboxes than that"
Yeah, Spyro the Dragon on PS1 had some of the coolest looking simple dreamscape skyboxes of all time, Chris.
And what does this have?
B r o w n
why did you say it like you are disagreeing
@@luan.galaxy because its not a good comparison. spyro sets the bar too high.
Its like saying this is the worst game on the luminous engine
I’m really glad they put that sneaker sniffing mini game in to mix it up
Zach is 100% right about how bland this game looks. The walls, the ceilings, the floors, the railings, the outfits, the sky, the clouds, the dirt, the grass, they could have picked a unique color for any one of those things. At least put in some flowers
It is way too easy to zone out while watching this game and see nothing but a vague shifting mass of brownish gray
It's funny that the grey boring New York streets in this game are so much more colourful than this fantasy town that just looks like ruins you would find in our own world.
I jokingly told my boss I was "forSPOKEN for" when he asked me out but he still pushed me against the wall and shoved his tongue down my throat hahahaha what a funny guy
It's not your fault.
Your boss kissed you...
With his FREAKING MOUTH!
That was him "castling" his "pawns" in a big "game".
I didn't know you worked for Joshua Tomar
you were kinda asking for it with what you were wearing, the burlap potato sack is pretty much an open invitation
When Chris said “that’s the thing from Kung Fu Panda” I was waiting for Lyle to say something like “I think his name is Po”
Not only do the buildings look like ruins (which if we're very generous, could be plausible since Rome was legit in ruins, disassembled and pretty much built over with medieval architecture in the Middle Ages - not that the devs know anything about that), but the worst part to me is that the specific style of ancient architecture is coincidentally - in a parallel world - exactly like our own, with Greco-Roman Corinthian columns and everything. No way they can be original and make a somewhat exotic, alien, strange looking style for another world - yeah scratch that, every original design they did is a mess of modern triangles and goofy clothing that doesn't really mesh together. In the end it boils down to dumb, uncreative devs and artists.
Exactly. Everything in this game from the artistic direction to the characterisation is wildly inconsistent. The environments are mostly mundane and grounded, but then a handful of characters are walking around wearing bizarre outfits that would look stupidly impractical even in an anime. All it does is to make the game look as butt ugly as possible.
If she dosen't like animals, then I can only assume she stole her cat from somebody and just keeps it around because she doesn't know what to do with it
7:42 they almost didn't do a voice, but they got to it a little at the end, the dead bugs bit cracked me up
Forespoken makes me develop at least 3 diseases when I watch it
lmao the fucking ball pit bit was hilarious
Calling it, this is going to be a new favorite series of mine. The vibe is excellent.
10:36 I love the Stick Woman.
this is one of my favorite playthroughs on this channel
this crinkles my toes in a pleasant manner where i am left with a big toothy smile on my face
Wow, did I just click on this video within a frickin' minute?! Yep, that's pretty epic. Guess that's a thing I do now.
Up+B catapult launch
Side B is a Lunge (mash to keep bitting fingers)
Down+B is a counter/parried strike
I could make the entire move set but I gotta make time.
1:36 Tf does she mean with "they're alright i guess", she literally let a bag with millions in cash burn to save her cat. God.
Erm, that’s called character developement. Get it right, buckaroonie.
Don’t you know that protagonists need to be pissy and apathetic about everything to be relatable? Jesus dude, read a book!
So they make a whole side quest about feeding sheep and don't even have an animation to feed the sheep? They could have just. not done that.
"Fever nightmare" is such a terrifying concept
I’m fascinated by the idea of fever dreams. It’s like when you’re sick. Your brain just takes all the weirdness stowed away and shows it to you.
Im really excited to see Zach’s synthol journey
i saw him at a convention recently, he’s 6ft wide now
clapping my feet with joy, can't wait to fill those daipies with this one
15:50 this was the best “whatever it was” ever
Yeah, Chris "cray cray" O'Neill.
Anything relating to dead bugs or black spiders is somehow guaranteed to make Zach break
This game is probably worth like 14 Tomar Tokens now. That’s accounting for inflation
I never even thought about the idea how this civilization's infrastructure here basically just looks like ancient ruins as if ancient ruins are what the whole civilization looked like at the time.
That is actually insane.
Chris saying "That's the thing from Kung Fu Panda, I recognize it anywhere" when seeing a generic scroll only for it to instantly cut a few seconds ahead before we could hear anyone respond it any way is one of the all time most intense and hilarious Idiot Whiplash moments I've seen on this channel.
they guy talks about using your powers to turn the town on its head and then you're tasked with feeding sheep. thats the best use for the magical future lady
the main character swearing is so bizarre
like it doesn't make her likeable, and people do genuinely nice things and she swears at them
what the hell is this game?!
I'm so damn happy Forspoken is back, I can't wait for them to do three episodes and then drop it for like six months again. 😍
I love that they can’t do parkour in the most interesting place to do it in. Perfect game design
I can't imagine children running up to me with flowers and me whipping around saying "What the FUCK is that???"
There is absolutely nothing likeable about anything in this entire game.
Unfortunately ERB already did a video with Christopher Columbus, against Captain Kirk. So yeah, what a blunder!
Why are you feeding sheep in a field covered in grass?
I don't care what y'all say about Freya, she's mine. She's my Freya and you can't take her away from me!
I'm from the government dude I'm taking that fray dude
@@PALACIO254We have to get these Frays off our streets.
Isn’t “making children disappear” what tomar does every Thursday?
What’s with the trend of magical bracelets empowering people? Forspoken girl, Shang-chi, ms marvel
Ben 10
Zach is inseparable form his Kanye puffer jacket!
The smash bros. edits are always gold lol.
How often does OneyPlays think about Ancient Rome
Well, they say a human male thinks about ancient Rome roughly every 6 minutes, so between two men and a Lyle, I would say anywhere from 180 to 602 times during an episode.
Based on the title, I'm expecting Chris will finally address his addiction to adrenochrome, and what he's done to get his sweaty little elitist hands on it.
as if he'd ever talk about that.....that's what the whole "crimes of tomar" stuff is about....it's a distraction from Chris' truly evil deeds....
he hides in closet of a different child every night to scare them before getting his dose. Monster Inc was based on this
Chris says he hates chicken yet when he got Sonic happy meals for Cory he says he gets a McChicken as a nice healthy snack…. kiiiiinda suspicious if you ask me
shes wearing the green flubber from Oogies Revenge on ps2
i cant believe Chris bit that guys nose off just like the master of disguise.
Just 3 bros playing with their forspokens.
desperately need them to finish this entire game
13:32 the writers just assumed no one would pay attention at this point
Don't like your own comment silly
@@PlayNiceFolks You're not very good at trolling haha
Oh boy more adventures in the world of Frey "moved shit with my mind" Holland
I cannot wait for oneyplays best of mcdonalds ball pit
Can’t believe that at a mere 5 (five) minutes into this video, Zach and Chris reference the “Bite of 87”
christopher columbus vs captain kirk you guys cmon
Game: literally won't let you progress in a BURNING BUILDING unless you find Frey's cat first.
Frey (on animals): They're alright, I guess...
I fucking hate this game so much.
7:42 The curry bit had me in tears
I'm glad I finished my dinner before the curry story
I took a big drink right as Zach brought up the Indian guy making curry and Chris getting spooked and it took all of my willpower not to spit it all out over my monitor
Great video Cray o'niel!
I love Chris' forced optimism